It's Not Over til it's OVER - Celebrating Too Early #4

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SAUCES:
1. Cranium Victory (ViralPump) tinyurl.com/ypshtbkb
2. Runner Regret (juanj__o on Twitter) tinyurl.com/32txn64u
3. Own Goal (CouchNish on Twitter) tinyurl.com/yfhkm9rx
4. Too Soon (Source Unknown)
5. Florent Falls Short - Provided by the 7 Network
6. Blinds (kmbarrs11 on tiktok) tinyurl.com/5n77by23
7. Double Window Smash Submitted by Emma, Thanks Emma!
8. Politics (youvegottodigdeep on Reddit) tinyurl.com/3dprs6wt
9. Go-Karts Submitted by Dan, Cheers Dan!
10. Cyclist Crash (Source Unknown)
Music via Audio Network
Cheers,
Ozzy Man

[@ozzymanreviews]

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[@greekterr0ru-i13]

Beanies look great!

[@LindaC616]

I'm loving going through comments again without seeing all of the bots!😊

[@filstewart2380]

Was going to buy a beanie - but acrylic? Come on mate , wool please...

[@mattreviews4948]

Just got myself a beanie

[@JoeSmith05]

I'm a bit surprised, that after the outro clip we didn't get one more surprise clip, and Ozzy Man telling us we celebrated the end of this episode too early. Love you @Ozzy Man, stay safe and keep up the great work man. 👍

[@GrizzlyHugz]

The dude laughing hysterically at his injured friend, and then accidently 1 upping him by running through the glass is the definition of instant karma xD

[@gigaganon]

nah, he just showed him how to truly walk through anything, a real chad move

[@danielbroadbridge886]

New word for your vocabulary: epitome. Look it up.

[@pranavps851]

@@danielbroadbridge886 cool word. Got something for me?

[@lordchaa1598]

@@danielbroadbridge886 , normally I hate on people who give vocabulary lessons in comment sections. However, this was a good lesson for the OP and anyone else lacking a thesaurus.

[@selfproclaimednobody4614]

​@@pranavps851poop

[@helenlabeque5873]

‘He chose the simple life, and that’s the last time anyone saw Richard ‘ oh my god I’m crying 😂😂😂

[@boonjabby]

This comes second to my favourite line from destination fucked where old mate was rolling down a hilling into the bush haha

[@schmidt640]

Absolutely brilliant commentary. I'm still laughing even as I type this

[@mariocastillo8334]

"my forest people need me"

[@zest3922]

Don't cry it's ment to be funny

[@TheAshExpress]

Man thought he was Fernando Alonso 😂

[@mattpatt199]

I think go kart guy just knew the secret short cut to rainbow road 😂

[@SkunkApe407]

Nah, other dude had a Donkey Kong banana peel saved up from the previous lap.

[@JokeCubed]

It's like that Ice Slide level in Super Mario 64 where if you go straight at the wall, you go through it and there's a shortcut.

[@getsmarty7603]

I was thinking he hit the oil slick 😂great comment though!

[@cjay6547]

"..and *_that_* is the last time anyone ever saw Richard.." Pure comedy gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@IvanKala]

lol yes

[@MinionG911]

Richard now living with lizards in the forest😂

[@_Makanko_]

Karting runoff was the most satisfying to watch.

[@robert17282]

The way his head didn't turn he just kept going

[@kennykunie6660]

🤌

[@pistonburner6448]

@@kennykunie6660 Margereeeeeteeeee!

[@lucky889s9]

He so embarassed, he decided to keep going into the woods

[@Jerrbearr0520]

This series puts the fear of raising my hands up when I celebrate something

[@tompaclock]

"This series" activated my "hey Siri"

[@d.chavez8534]

Just wait until you cross the finish line. FFS

[@hebl47]

Only if you celebrate *prematurely*.

[@Talsedoom]

just don't do it until it's over.

[@julianr.7186]

1) Win. 2) Celebrate. ALWAYS in this order. NEVER forget.

[@shingotink5062]

The football guy who fumbled the ball then left his team down again by throwing himself a pity party instead of getting his ass up and tackling the guy who recovered the ball.

[@tren133]

It looks to be some random high school game and also the turf monster got him causing the fumble so it wasn't just the celebration. Ozzy man really should have used the clip of the Oregon Utah game in 2014 when Kaelin Clay hauled in a 79 yard TD reception and decided to just drop the ball at the 1 yard line while he himself strolled into the endzone. Then he celebrated for a few seconds before watching an Oregon player scoop up the ball and run 99 yard the OTHER way behind a phalanx of blockers for an Oregon TD. This was big time college football and both Utah and Oregon were ranked at the time. Clay celebrating too early turned a 14-0 game into 7-7, Oregon went on to blow the Utes out and win the game.

[@christineb8148]

is there literally a person named Kaelin Clay???@@tren133

[@clapdrix72]

Trye, but he didn't try to do the Tyreek Hill "see ya" and immediately eat shit and fumble.

[@KevinFields777]

Kentucky makes it onto Ozzy Man! The Bevin clip was wild, watching the coverage live as commentators were remarking about how Bevin was surprisingly losing, then they cut live to the campaign HQ where the lady, clearly sloshed, came on stage and started declaring that they had won. That was just 2 hours after the polls closed, they were still counting ballots.

[@allasar]

Well technically you can call victory when ballots are still counted, but it is very weird to do so when you are behind :-).

[@wendydabee]

I just almost couldn't believe, despite the video evidence, just how much and how hard she ignored the guy(s) who were trying to shut her up/get her off the mic. She must have been wasted to not clue in that maybe they were trying to stop her for a good reason!

[@silverindigo8302]

@@wendydabee they are republicans. They don’t care if it’s false they just write their own narrative

[@Invictus580]

I hope she got that kebab 😂

[@swolltron]

Thanks for the context!

[@Case16710]

Yes! Celebrating Too Early is my absolute favorite Ozzy Man series! I can’t believe there’s only been four of them. Hubris must be punished more often!

[@ozzymanreviews]

I like to let it marinate 🍻🍻

[@Case16710]

@@ozzymanreviews haha, thanks, Ozzy Man! They are more delicious that way. Cheers! 🍻🍻

[@ShovelChef]

​@@Case16710 "I like a well narrated hubris, with baked beans, and a mid strength beer." - Hannibal Ozzy (Narrated was a typo, but I'll keep it.)

[@camiloberaun8931]

"He chose the simple life", I WAS BRUSHING MY TEETH. Thanks for a happy morning dear Ozzy.

[@warlord050]

The cyclist cost the second place too for the other guy. 😂

[@EvertfromNederland]

He literally screwed everyone and gave first place to like the sixth guy or something.

[@trapezeable]

No he cost him the 1st place 😂

[@suchnothing]

He also injured like 10 people 😆 cycling for sport looks terrifying. Every time I see footage of a pileup I'm like "nah, I'll just stick to recreational"

[@warlord050]

@@trapezeable yo... That's more correct... Smart one. 😃

[@philcorrigan5641]

@@EvertfromNederland that’s basically how Australia’s greatest ever Olympian Steve Bradbury won a speed skating gold, as documented in a previous Ozzyman video

[@enderethan144]

When will humans ever learn that over-confidence is the leading cause to celebrating too early?

[@aev6075]

"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer" - The Ancestor

[@biffin1123]

Well when people get rewarded for 'confidence' when they are clearly arrogant.. when being polite is considered as a turnoff... when everyone around you compels you to 'act like hot shit' to be appreciated.. Can you really blame people trying to act like these?

[@DA-bm2mj]

"Humans"? Mark, is that you?

[@steve8t2]

Keep your eyes on the road Luigi. This is why you'll always be number 2

[@fufufuaru]

as someone who gets more and more tense and wary of setbacks as I near the end goal of anything, ozzy man's celebrating too early videos give me massive schadenfreude 🤣

[@JustinBieber4evah]

The wife is never happy if you celebrate too early 😂

[@davecozzi9721]

I just yell, "I WIN!"

[@nvmffs]

Why the wife? Because she's embarrassed for him or what?

[@steviemac2681]

@@nvmffs It was a joke about premature ejaculation.

[@derek.....]

lmao,the go cart going walkabout in the bush

[@TheNashFactor1994]

As a Port fan, I will never not enjoy watching Florent's kick get stopped on the line while he was already celebrating 😁

[@effkay3691]

Young guys in Sydney taking lessons from that muppet Papley on “how to carry on like a tosser after scoring a goal”

[@cisium1184]

"And _that_ is the last time anyone ever saw Richard." 🤣

[@pipviking3211]

The way Richard just carried on without even attempting to turn was peak , no fcks given.

[@Jaccayumitty]

Ozzy Man really needs to do a video explaining Aussie rules football to the world.

[@Gh3ttoboy]

I think its a mixture of soccer and american football i think

[@SkunkApe407]

​@@Gh3ttoboymore like a mix of rugby and American football. Awesome game if you give it a chance. I'm from Florida and have been a Queensland fan for a little over a decade. If you like American football the Aussie game isn't terribly unfamiliar.

[@3souris]

Of all the sports & games I don't know the rules of -- like polo, cricket and baccarat -- Aussie rules football is one I think I could dig, once I learned... But why bother up here in the northern hemisphere?

[@Jaccayumitty]

I don't just want to know the rules. I want to know things like; is it true they play in sleeveless tops because otherwise they'd rip off the sleeves and use them to strangle each other?

[@SkunkApe407]

@@Jaccayumitty I'm not saying that is the reason, but I'm not saying it isn't, either.

[@J.J.J.J.J.J.J]

The worst were the first and the last. The first lost for his entire relay team The last took out some other competitors

[@leese27canadian]

OMFG Richard driving off into the bush.... Right near wet myself laughing 😂😂😂

[@TheTommygee37]

The big red bag at the end scared the shit out of me. I thought that was the blokes head, and the string was bits of bloody flesh for a second.

[@laserprop]

1:09 American here. I played rugby union (yes, we DO have it in the US) for over thirty years. Decades ago, there was an Australian Rules match on television every week in the Washington, DC area. Some well-meaning fellow workers made it a point to tell me that they had seen "rugby" on tv. So we had the following exchange: "Were the players wearing shirts without sleeves?" "Yeah!" "And did they bounce the ball off the ground while running with it?" "Yeah!" "And did they jump up in the air and punch each other in the face?" "Yeah!" "Sorry. That's not rugby. That's cricket."

[@TheRealStructurer]

Whenever I need some positive energy I visit your channel 👍🏻

[@frenstcht]

The look of confusion and indignation ("confindignation"?) on the Aussie footballer's face was priceless.

[@garethmclovin9298]

The go cart at the end had me in tears🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@shahrukhvhora]

The best line is, "That's the last time anyone saw Richard". The way he was going straight and with all the shame, that could be true. Hilarious, mate! What a writer! 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheTrainspotterFromTauranga]

Alternate title - Watching People Die Inside with your friendly neighborhood Ozzy Man.

[@Bigergism]

Ya needed like a bonus clip at the end to run with the “not over till it’s over” bit. I was waiting for it lol

[@Vipers_Pit]

The best one is the friend who 😂 ad he’s injured friend and run straight in to the same glass door.

[@MrShowbags]

Hey Ozzy, I saw you featured in Viva La Dirt Leagues most recent dungeons and dragons game. Congrats on making "G'day ya beautiful bastards, here's me face" the internationally recognised formal Australian greeting, doing gods work mate!! 😂🎉❤

[@itsprivate3061]

2:05 dude wtf he walked trough it like a god dam superhero hahaha

[@ShovelChef]

Dude on the floor is like, "I loosened it for you! 😭" And that was Window Boy's origin story.

[@cory45x]

lol i remember the Bevin thing. honestly a representation of the primary

[@utjiuatjavara3787]

Harry maguire would be proud of that clearance 😂

[@ali-25yearsold]

"into the bush." Ozzy's intonation on that line. so funny.

[@sKitZoBonKa]

As they say, there's always plenty of time to celebrate once victorious 😂

[@OldManLuffy]

2:11 did you not pick up on his friend reenacting what his friend did and running straight through the glass lol

[@ImpeccableZentertainment]

Oh man i really wanted to see the end to woman declaring a political victory on stage cause she was being super petty trying to hold onto that mic

[@boser1212]

Me too, some one must know who she is. The full clip has got to be around.

[@allasar]

Is anyone surprised she was a Republican?

[@danielbroadbridge886]

It's not hard to find. Just search the candidate's name and the quote. FWIW: Matt Bevin's life achievements include pardoning child rapists and murderers (some of which may have donated to his campaign) and sending all 9 of his kids to pox parties. Dear God, thank you for showing mercy to his constituents.

[@tinknal6449]

@@allasar You seem to be forgetting 2016....

[@DaveCM]

​@tinknal what happened in 2016? I don't recall a Democrat claiming they won but didn't. Claiming they actually won when they clearly lost has been in the Republican playbook since Trump first introduced it

[@taintedskiesuk1111]

An oz man a day, keeps the doctor away 😂❤️👊🏾🙏🏾

[@muhammedPies]

Love when He said: Busted having a hug 😄😄

[@joebleasdale5557]

“Every fuckin’…” *Blinds flop to the ground* “…aah.” 😐 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pxrays547]

The Mr. Man narration just gives these the edge over everything. Thanks for vid to make my day a bit bloody better!

[@gwmgbwi]

2:44 “Get off me! I’m making myself a laughingstock for a lifetime!”

[@groupemail4276]

Brilliant 😂 Thanks, Ozzyman You're a legend. Cheers from Canada.

[@ForestPantherGod]

We are in a time where being humble is apparently a bad thing, hence why we have too many arrogant pricks. Suits me just fine, watching Karma unload its spell on them all.

[@gklaus7832]

The Matt Bevin celebration is great! I’m from Kentucky and he was a horrible governor so we enjoyed that many times

[@jep8480]

it must be so frustrating losing at the very last seconds

[@JamesLinenX]

Lol no shit

[@angolaferkel1770]

Sehr guter Sprint und wahrer Kampfgeist. Das sind die Szenen die den Sport so schön machen. Wunderbar! Glückwunsch an den Sieger.

[@mystikmind2005]

Why is it such a wonderfully satisfying feeling to see people celebrating too early getting sucked in? I never get tired of it!

[@jonr4164]

Go Kart guys was definitely the best clip here, in a reel of winners. Awesome job mate. Ozzy Man, fck yes!

[@DrumHancock]

3:02laugh my ass out bro😂 where is he going😂

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

0:49 dude probably wanted to boot it into the crowd but sliced it right into goal. Twp.

[@DaneofHalves]

Why is it so funny when people on bicycles wipe out? The pile up after made it funnier.

[@anylife_photography]

Just got the beanie!!! Can't wait till it arrives in about 20 days I reckon 😂😂😂 cheers ya bloody legend!

[@DailyDiscountNL]

"The last time anyone saw Richard" lmao 😂

[@SmilesPolitely]

“And that was the last time anyone saw Richard.” 😂😂 I’m dyin’ here!

[@bararobberbaron859]

Those who haven't watched Survivor have had to learn this a different, seemingly harder way. So many team challenges they come from behind and win or avoid last simply through grit and nose to the grindstone while others freak out about preserving their lead. Victory first, then celebrate all night if you want!

[@aligat2311]

"and that is the last time anyone ever saw Richard" 😂😂

[@muzicmeister]

"He eats the ground, also known as humble pie. It's not a tasty f#%ken dish." 😂

[@thekingskid]

Pride goes before the fall.

[@Alex-Defatte]

The last one beefing it on the bicycle slammed so hard !!!!

[@garypoulton7311]

Best video from you for while, good work ozzyman

[@BeardVsTheWorldUK1]

“He chose the simple life…” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@sheldonl2951]

White go-kart Richard got hit with the banana peel on the track rounding that corner! 🤣

[@miss_america8643]

Omg this video was wildly brilliant! It set the tone for my entire day😂 I love it

[@pistonburner6448]

This video is going to be the best video in the history of the internet!

[@listpost]

nice, wrong early celebration

[@JamesLinenX]

Clearly not. Join your brethern in the video.

[@jollytronvr4486]

Yes ozzy man we know that it’s not over till it’s over

[@John-yt5zr]

You’re so entertaining, I enjoy getting notifications from this channel.

[@lcas2891]

"BIG KICK FOR FUN-ZIES" OMG...YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@romit0072]

"He chose the simple life." 🤣

[@HalfCracker4life]

They never learn 😂

[@lonestar6709]

That Go-Karter was gold dust. Taunts his opponent, then disappears into the forest!

[@noro5339]

A dude stopped by glass followed by a dude walking through it is cartoon physics

[@D_Rogers]

Guy coming first, celebrates, stacks it, wipes out guy coming second and makes a life-long enemy... :D

[@branjosnow6244]

The Go kart guy was doing that Italian hand gesture of 'perfection' as he passed him too, lmao.

[@findjonmoses]

The go kart guy can’t do anything more than accept his fate and enjoy a scenic drive through the woods in search of the finish line

[@GreyerShade]

I love smug retribution more than maybe anything! 😂 🤣 Its literally cosmic level Karma in real time! Gives me nuts the fizz! 😂 🤣 😂

[@kyb7795]

Richard chose the simple life😂

[@futang37]

Am I a bad person for how much I enjoy watching someone eat humble pie

[@nonickels8975]

"Stacked it" man that's good. Australia has the best ways to say wrecked.

[@foxmccloud6979]

As a Port Fan. I can say that save with Aliir Aliir was a stellar performance, and at the last seconds of the game. Was the cherry on top.

[@Normandy1944]

Oh the teaching of humility is a tough lesson learned indeed.

[@ndirangugichuki6260]

The penalty is the funniest 😂😂😂

[@MJ-fj9yv]

“Bevin conceded the election on November 14, 2019.” 😂😂😂😂

[@harleyblaze1903]

Oh my gods that Power vs. Sydney match!! I don't care about footy but I was at my mum's house and she was watching it and Port were getting absolutely throttled so I cared even less. Except for that moment. Holy fucking shit I thought they got it and had won but a few seconds later the cheering and celebrated just stopped quick smart. Bless that player who touched the ball riiiiiight before it went through the middle. Amazing

[@jakecooper5855]

I'm not sure there is anything that makes me die inside more than watching someone celebrating at the finish line and lose.

[@miguelurrutdarkorangefan2750]

I love all the humble pie!

[@marcusroberts7624]

When you see the light in the fat ladies eyes you can sing..... Another great installment of Ozzyman.

[@tsherwood2112]

Not getting enough power on a kick after the siren must be the worst feeling. This is why I just barrel the hell out of it in that situation

[@dreambig5965]

People celebrating too early will be afraid of ozzy commentary than losing in the future😂

[@teresakatrinak8158]

I so enjoyed the raw and funny commentating, thank you. 😊

[@maoatreyu]

Harry McGwire's seal of approval for video #3

[@basquat76]

That goalkeeper left the line way to early, and the player knew it, so he did the right thing by kicking it into the goal. Football is all about fair play.

[@Trendkilla]

Pretty sure the guy tried to clear it and failed. He actually manages to kick the ball with the other leg he is balancing on while kicking.

[@basquat76]

@@Trendkilla It was a joke mate.

[@Syonaga_Auron777]

@@Trendkilla That was Maguire mate.

[@davidwhiting5630]

The rugby guy just wanted a hug even though he bollocked it up

[@nickmaclachlan5178]

The dude breaking the door glass was doing us all a favour. The first dude obviously weakened it so if left in it's weakened condition, it could have injured someone...... dude's a frickin' hero taking one for the team......

[@BobbySacamano]

The Bevin thing was almost frightening. It's like that lady was in a trance, or literally just trying to will victory.

[@gordon1545]

Alcohol. It's just alcohol.

[@billlynn8256]

@@gordon1545 its never over even if the fat lady dances

[@deansapp4635]

@@billlynn8256 I was watching this video on my laptop. When she started jumping up and down I thought my lap was gonna fall off the table

[@j.walker6845]

This is an evergreen theme

[@gloryshadow8710]

"Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall."

[@derek.....]

that runner used his head and won by a neck