This Indian CAN'T marry his WHITE GIRLFRIEND | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy

There's too much on the line...

[@MultiSuperzed]

"He don't even have Jeans, that's how bad his genes are" Quick thinking

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

Thanks Dawg! 🙏🏾

[@rayrayrun]

holy shit that flew over. glad the comments are here

[@nikkunshu]

I came to comment exactly that and saw yours. Nice dawg!!

[@Farhan917]

Lol

[@foffanoffootball546]

Hey

[@BrickBreakerXX]

Wife: "Hey honey, do you want to dress up for the comedy show tonight?" Indian guy: "Nah it's fine, babe. It's just gonna be a relaxing evening, nobody's gonna notice me." The evening:

[@Mrcitizen833]

😂

[@prabeshkhanal5273]

hahahaha killed me

[@Appy_patel]

😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@aydneu]

feel sorry for him... fuuuck.... akaash rawdogged him just like that.

[@shelleyyas9712]

😂😂😂😂

[@Araesh07]

"We can't lose you, bruh. You're too valuable" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MissNaidoo10]

Crawling with laughter on this line🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mohitnarsal]

at this point this is not even jokes it's serious point of discussion and concern

[@lunamonetmonroe]

@thezoldics7648Damn, who pissed in your Cheerios? 😂

[@T2uyu]

@@mohitnarsal you only live once, why give a damn how your ethnicity gonna end

[@44RisingSun44]

Man the "I'm sure she's great, have a second wife, covert to islam idk" deserved a standing ovation! Akaash's quick wit strikes again!

[@gulabani2216]

😂

[@respecthewoman]

Yeah he wouldn't have to worry about his wives loving on him either. However, I thank God Im passed to physical and more about the esseence and heart of a person. Looks fade but we hope the kind heart remains.

[@deepg7084]

"This guy loves you. He wants to repel every other woman that walks up to him" lol so good.

[@striker943]

The second guy lucked out. Akaash could have just as easily roasted him like, "Now, here's what a cheater looks like!"

[@scotthc947]

“Convert to Islam or something- figure it out”😂

[@SSSS-ey5pm]

Why though? I don’t get it - I thought he said get a second wife NOT marry a 6 year old child 🤣

[@DK_75]

@@SSSS-ey5pm Haha so funny

[@riftsplitter2159]

@@SSSS-ey5pm i think under sharia law they can only go as low as age fourteen give or take two numbers i forgot

[@mohamedsaleh9167]

@@SSSS-ey5pm What an astoundingly ignorant and foolish thing to say. You clearly don't know anything about Islam or any Muslims.

[@mohamedsaleh9167]

@@riftsplitter2159 No. That age of consent was only applicable hundreds of years ago and is not practiced today in Islam. Same how girls getting married at such a young age was common throughout the Western and Eastern world during and after the same period. Read up on your history...

[@RecreationalUseOnly]

“He don’t even have genes” 😂😂😂

[@1999NIRUPAM]

Jeans

[@4purs]

Nirupam Reddy ty for explaining the joke

[@Justinian43]

Jeans my guy, he said jeans

[@aestheticalmess3565]

@@Justinian43 nah he said beans

[@ROHIT1017]

This guy deserves his own Netflix show.

[@elidyson256]

I disagree

[@nikkunshu]

@@yashomb what's sjw

[@pirarsity123]

@@yashomb funny and they have Chris d'elia special...on it...

[@HoneyPot624]

Yes!!!

[@cb3514]

I hadn't heard of him til YT just now recommended him to me today. I actually went to Netflix and typed his name in before reading these comments. Obviously, it's something they need to consider 😆

[@DavidTheBaker]

This is an absolutely incredible stand up set

[@DivinPoonacha]

not a set mate

[@DavidTheBaker]

@@DivinPoonacha it’s crowd work sure but ya know

[@cedricanderson2609]

Yes that was. Outstanding timing and very witty. 😂

[@calebmahoney2448]

@@DavidTheBaker I think he means this is more of a “bit” not a “set”. Set refers to the entire show. A bit can be crowd work.

[@SBha30]

Totally agree! I am at home with the flu and just found him yesterday surfing YT. I hope I see him on TV or movies!

[@Amorphous_Sand]

Anyone else noticing the improvement in Akaash's crowd work? I'm loving it.

[@citylights3452]

Shultz taught him well

[@shotarokaneda7525]

His crowd work has always been nice

[@chiefdenis]

His crowd work has always been fire tho

[@nikhilm103]

We call it the Schulz effect!

[@voidi4725]

mans started questioning his sexuality halfway through that lmao

[@sydguitar99]

Is there a "Indian male must have white girlfriend " entry policy at his show 😂

[@mars3177]

If it is he can't resist like a black comedian making "white" people jokes it will get old

[@samaykumar4110]

Nah bro, that's just for the green card.

[@ZefTillDeath8878]

I can understand the lawyer getting the white trophy girlfriend, not sure what's going on with the other couple.

[@rbsingh7906]

@@ZefTillDeath8878 choreographer marries hippie ?

[@haghendowdy4750]

@@rbsingh7906 I think you got it

[@joel2628]

Akaash has me trained; I see a video, I click, hit LIKE, and watch it.

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

Appreciate you G! 🙏🏾

[@joel2628]

@@akaashsinghcomedy wish I could catch you in Phoenix, dude, but alas I have other commitments. Have fun!

[@JAaronMattox]

Never seen a dude in a plain, grey hoody go in so hard on someone else’s clothes. This is like watching a homeless dude berate another homeless dude for being homeless

[@shabadg7243]

issa joke

[@jackrubin2711]

@@shabadg7243 issa joke

[@shabadg7243]

@@jackrubin2711 terrible joke

[@arghodas6254]

@@shabadg7243read the comments section. People were loving it!

[@santoryu2753]

Wtf

[@sisigpapi]

He's too valuable lmaooooo

[@thesolojourney8955]

Andrew and Akaash always know how to roast a dude down and always know how to hype a dude up.

[@trickwillis]

And when to stall/hydrate for maximum impact of laugh potential

[@reayxx]

damnn this is fire

[@siccander707]

Your music video is fire too👍

[@decay12k26]

Gang

[@shivanisangal5521]

Kandi gang

[@aamir-khan]

Oh nadan parinde kab naya video nikalega.

[@UltimmaWarrior]

"Let's go watch some standup" i siad. "It'll be fun" i said. Didn't know i was gonna get a divorce after the show. - The indian guy with no jeans

[@UltimmaWarrior]

@@abhi-shake good to know bro. These comedians these days can be ruthless these days

[@kunalm15]

@@abhi-shake Dress better next time.

[@jessicahexhibits]

😂🤣😭💀

[@lawdawg5818]

Ahhh.i have the same trousers he wears... He doin his thing 🧷❤️🧷

[@adishkulkarni]

*“Brown white trash”* Bruh😂😂💀💀

[@RK-nq3fj]

I watched it so many times. Every sentence is a gem. And those two Indian dudes were a Godsend for him to roast.

[@gaganchauhan9244]

Please do this often man really appreciate the interaction

[@thesachinsinghrajput]

What does the guy do for a living?😂😭 I really couldn't understand it

[@gaganchauhan9244]

@@thesachinsinghrajput that guy was a lawyer

[@weaswhole7178]

@@thesachinsinghrajput I heard he saying Lawyer but had to come to the comment section to make sure. And on KZbin there is always more than one person thinking the same thing as you 😂

[@thesachinsinghrajput]

@@weaswhole7178 haha that's true

[@NYsummertimeCHI]

@@gaganchauhan9244 That makes way more sense. I heard “I’m a whore” 😂

[@albertarbelo]

"He dont even have jeans" 🤣🤣🤣 Instant sub bro.

[@tracerbullet44]

Man Akaash has been getting better and better. His crowd work has come a long way. You love to see it.

[@margaretfernandes6343]

He's good

[@MNizamee]

Keep posting. This was fkn hysterical

[@deepjyotbakshi]

can't wait for Akaash's girl to come to a show

[@happyrathore4053]

Roasting indians 😂😂 others gonna watch it. When they wake up tomorrow.

[@whiskybooze]

Funniest stand up I've seen in a while and I love how he roasts everyone. Laughter is the cure.

[@MikeLaBelle]

He doesn’t even have jeans 🤣🤣

[@shubhamadhikari5032]

One of the best crowd work I have seen! Too good brother! The tempo kept moving gradually in the first, and the last two minutes were just awesome 👏

[@seanharkins2747]

Bro, you are hands down the funniest comedian I have seen in A LONG ASS TIME! Haven’t laughed this much in a long time…I got to find a live show once I get back to the states.

[@weronikaw2358]

"Even his leg cross is sexy!" damn, I literally laughed throughout the whole video

[@ayflores89]

"He doesn't even have jeans!" that freaking killed me

[@VickyPrakash931]

Akaash and nimesh Patel are like twins, both take forever to take a drink🤣

[@joshkrishna]

Gives them time to think

[@manishmishraji]

Biggest problem for a public speaker, what to do with rhe hands. Thts what nimesh is doing

[@VickyPrakash931]

Fiji islands represent 🙌 😎 🇫🇯

[@abhijeetvaidya1638]

@@jim_from_it3261 most of the American desi diaspora are doctors and engineers, defacto nerd genes.

[@sakuraqueen1734]

Same with Andrew Schultz 🤣

[@ZayZay2Day]

“This guy really didn’t do shit all day” 😂😂😂 I’m dead lol

[@abhi-shake]

I did bro.. trust me!

[@bt1235]

Never been a fan of Akashs stand up, but man seeing his progression is awesome. Loving the crowd work🤙🏻

[@randysingh9334]

That was some hilarious crowd work. Sharp, quick witted and funny like Andrew. Getting better every day!

[@Nobody-bn2zb]

I see the frequency of uploads going up 💯 The best indian comedian out there, no cap.

[@deidrejericho]

new fan... I stumbled upon this channel not too long ago and now I'm hooked

[@immayatt]

Aakash is the best indian comic out there, no one is even close to him even in india

[@anshupandit4490]

Facts

[@curbantula]

Gotta watch hasan minaj stand up

[@ismammursalin3251]

@@curbantula he ain’t shit compared to Aakash

[@chaitanyajain3127]

@@ismammursalin3251 go to hell, there is also Russell peters

[@WhitePony556]

@@chaitanyajain3127 Russels hilarious

[@kentuckykid03]

I been waitin so long dawg 😂 WE NEED MORE

[@dtm2332]

You’re a freaking legend man! I’m upset I haven’t watched your standup sooner but holy shit I’m dying 😂 keep it up man you’re killing it!

[@DangerousGuitarist]

Watching your stand up game level up constantly is such a cool thing - big ups!

[@Chiiyaam]

He's the Indian Kevin hart. You're hearing it from me first😂

[@melanierojas1443]

Your evolution has been so great! This clip is fantastic, keep up the good work! we love to see u win 🦆

[@RR-sp3bi]

Godddd! This was hilarious! Hilarious! Too good! We need the full set! Period!

[@Indi]

Akaash killed this one, I'm WEAK lmao 😂😭💀

[@chrisortiz5959]

Favorite clip so far man hilarious

[@amoghdurgam5621]

Bruh keep posting consistently, this is so good

[@pranjal86able]

that was the best Akaash Singh comedy I have ever seen! I was laughing so hard... He was on fire there!

[@skyluke9476]

Fucking amazing as usual! Only in comedy can a dude in a 3 piece suit, and a dude in pajamas show up to the same show

[@MrPhenomenon06]

You love to see it! Akaash finally getting an audience he deserves.

[@QAAAA1212]

The genes line is an HQ IMPROV!

[@pinescherry]

I mean , what’s not to love about Akash !!! He’s freaking awesome EVERYTIME ♥️♥️♥️🤗🤗🤗 I just died when he started the “ I’m sure she’s great …” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ll4680]

I've only seen him on Flagrant but now I know he's got amazing crowd work and I can't wait to see him live!

[@BankaiFever]

I saw him last weekend the place was hype he was cracking fat jokes and anti vaxx jokes throughout his set 😂

[@mrsynister666]

So hilarious I subbed! Crowd work at its finest!

[@Much_place8461]

This is great stuff man. Keep it up

[@mpandejele1553]

Natural flow of roasting lol

[@jdh8931]

I might be imagining it but it really seems like akaash is taking a leap in his comedic ability. His clips have been on fire like Jordan game 6 of the finals

[@DanielCastilloLund]

Damn you killing them this year! Shit just flows🔥

[@niranjan8173]

Bahut achha bhai. Hilarious 😁♥️ You doing a great job. Keep up

[@Valaso-Osalav]

omg that had me laughing to tears lol

[@KironKabir]

you and andrew are quickly becoming my top comedians to watch. great stuff

[@jacklantern6339]

It's 2023 and I just found your vids/act. Love it, takes the "don't sit in the front row at a comedy show" to the extreme. 🔥⚡

[@anjelinaanjo]

You literally made my entire day and I had a really tough day … god bless you … you the best

[@human705]

Production value going to the moon. Great bit 🤘

[@doctorhouse597]

Akaash! Where have you been all our lives!? You are the man! Great to see another successful Indian who is not a Doctor like me, a lawyer or engineer like our Indian parents always want us to be… 🤣 It was hilarious when you started talking about the Spanish looking Indian guy in the audience. Everybody thinks I am Puerto Rican or Latino too… haha…

[@rajeshsingh453]

Bruhhh keep posting , love seeing you excelling your skills video after video... hysterical stuff 💀

[@davesif29]

Yo this is so good. This guy makes my day better with the jokes. The flow and tranquility of his state is amazing

[@masikorocollins4847]

Very great, inclusive comedy, never laughed so hard this year 😂😂😂

[@lurryport]

Killed it man! Hope you come to Cleveland soon

[@lasagna5366]

Yoooo, I've been a fan of Andrew's for a while now and I don't know why I haven't bothered to watch some of your material, holy shit. I've always enjoyed you on the flagrant podcast but now I gotta see you live. you just got yourself a new fan. This shit was fucking hilarious.

[@tcmcclure2323]

Hell yeah Akaash that was some good crowd work 👌🏻

[@axelbishop1939]

👏👏👏 damn akashh getting better and better

[@malcommeful]

Akaash, U are getting better and better with each passing day, keep it up and I wish U success.

[@BasketballSpotlights]

Love your stuff man!

[@adampower9757]

The 2nd guy had the best night after the show

[@eastsidej20ny22]

You and Russell peters are the only Indian comics I fuck with, y’all are funny and true to the craft, akaash you are going to be the next goat of India. It’s your time bro keep killing these stages. 👌🏾army

[@trannessa]

was feeling down today, his shit never fails to crack me up and lighten me up. That Sikh Indian guy is a fine package.

[@robynleighs]

Love your stand up!

[@andrew14paixao]

Akaash is fucking hilarious! Yo Netflix get him a show

[@nikhilkay1]

Netflix is just too leftist to have him.

[@scotthc947]

Great video as always!

[@euong1]

You killed this! Finally getting to see more Akaash.

[@yosoyroman875]

As a Puerto Rican 🇵🇷 I approve

[@kristinakares4384]

That was great!

[@Bagga4u]

Dude you're hilarious. Just came across you today from tiktok. Im a fan!

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

That's whats up! Thank you Dawg!

[@taj6519]

Dayum Akaash hilarious on flagrant 2 but never seen his standup. You obviously have to be top tier hanging with shultz but didn't know this dudes crowd work was awesome. Glad to see this

[@baselvisions33]

Thanks for the laughs dude I needed this tonight lol. You're a bewst!

[@gmajor8227]

Akaash Leveled up damnnnnnnn

[@Liladelph]

Out here destroying marriages one show at a time son, Akash you wild!

[@dannyelias7364]

Glad he’s been doing more crowd work, great crowd also!! Let’s goooo!!!

[@CharlieSpecter]

Getting better every set dude!

[@DivineAscendedSoul333]

That was the best 4:48 mins of my day❤️ thanks for making me laugh dude.. it's been a struggle!!

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

Thank you! 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@DivineAscendedSoul333]

@@akaashsinghcomedy ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@KwisBwown]

you went too hard on the first guy brother. it wasn t that funny either my man - reflect a little - you was once this dude man.@@akaashsinghcomedy

[@Dog3D]

Love seeing Akash steadily improving. Good shit dawg

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

Appreciate you G!

[@Rledes55]

You have been murdering youtube recently loving the clips ‼️

[@shahiq3294]

Akaash putting in WORK with these clips man, good shit bro

[@Lerkero]

The Indians turning up to give Aakash content

[@omegathornton1671]

I’m in love with this guy he’s so funny 😊

[@eddiesmith1703]

Dude, you're outstanding!!!!!!

[@stuartstogdill2406]

Murderin!!!! Keep this shit coming Akaash... it's TOOO fucking funny!

[@Ratchet-Network]

No HOMO, fucking love you bro....PAUSE!!!! Guess I've been watching flagrant 2 to the point this video got suggested. Didn't know about your page but I just subbed kuz "This guy doesn't even have jeans/genes" WE CAN'T LOSE YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣