Kenshi Cooking - Cooking Kenshi Food In Real Life

[@Robbaz]

Very impressive cooking, then God Hand music and finished with that damn food cube absolutely excellent. A man of taste indeed.

[@Paganacho]

Dude, what the hell. I'm your biggest fan robbaz. I watched your Fallout 3 videos back in the days. You were one of my favorite youtubers. You still are. You the best man 😁✌🏻

[@sweggcookie948]

​@@Paganacho you should totally send Robbaz a food cube

[@Illumina_Blade]

FF9 music sneaking in at 6:30

[@strata2k]

HOLY SHIT THE KING OF SWEDEN IS ALIVE!!!!

[@mastermage23]

@@Illumina_Blade Qu Swamps....what a blast from the past

[@ThorkellTheTall]

I did not expect the foodcube to be a MASTERPIECE.

[@hushpool3915]

The thing is, it's one of two parts of self-made MRE - one of the most nutritios, durable (up to 3 meals) and expensive food in game. The other component is smoked meat. God damn this sounds great, I'm hungry again.

[@phearedphantom]

He made it wrong in the right way

[@rohanv609]

This man has a true love for Kenshi.

[@Sonofdoomsday]

Watch him be an Easter egg in the second one

[@rohanv609]

@@Sonofdoomsday that'd be really cool

[@missiledropkick6450]

Subbed because of this comment

[@Nickootjee]

That sounds like a threat

[@DerRamantis]

​@@SonofdoomsdayIf he was an NPC I'd recruit him to be my guys' cook.

[@harbl99]

Dustwich looked exactly as depressing and unappetizing as I had always imagined. Excellent work.

[@Kite403]

That gohan actually looked really tasty and similar to the game image. And that foodcube was insane XD

[@sharizarder]

You made a far superior food cube. Congrats. If you may be so bold, i invite you tô try and make the ultimamente survivors food, even if is not there in kenshi. The name is pemmican. Look formar-se tô see you doing it

[@Paganacho]

@@sharizarder Pemmican, that's Rimworld food. I knew I had heard of this before. Maybe a Rimworld Cuisine video one day :D

[@shodan2002]

@@sharizarderyeah it looked amazing

[@theChedder420]

When will, you make hasish

[@shodan2002]

@@theChedder420 is that legal in Germany? Lol

[@HellishSpoon]

The food cube follows the tradtion of human cooking: which is combining every ediable thing you have in your house and producing something actually enjoyable.

[@RuSosan]

Leftovers as a kid: "Guess I'll starve then." Leftovers as an adult: "Finally, some good fucking food."

[@Anty_Praza]

​@@RuSosanyou guys had leftovers?

[@lechking941]

@@Anty_Prazathats my reaction but i also ate like 2x what any europian would consider a sane amount of food and in respect i see the amount they eat as crazy. florida born so south us food customs HOLY is the meals big but they go quick

[@Anty_Praza]

@@lechking941 that makes sense. I'm European and I eat pretty normally, but I don't remember a single time we had leftovers.

[@lechking941]

@@Anty_Prazayep leftovers is mostly an american thing because we often make a LOT more then we will eat (though not always the case i have eaten family of 4 sized meals my self and still had room for later monchies) and yall basicly eat whats considered a kids meal in america. hm, random 40k though the mechanicus use enough nutriant slurry to survive at bar min for what they got thats living in em still is mars just a space europe?

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

I always imagine the food cube to be like zucchini bread! With cinnamon and sugar. Only problem is that's not disappointing, it's really good and healthy dessert

[@norsethenomad5978]

Zuchinni bread is one of the greatest dessert items I know of. My grandmother has a recipe for it and no matter what temperature you eat it at, its moist and tastes slightly of butter. Absolutely amazing

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

You’d need to experiment with goat milk and agave to really get at something you could make in Kenshi’s world.

[@someguy2819]

Kenshi players when their food isn't disappointing: 😔

[@MitchJohnson0110]

zuchinni bread with chocolate chips in it

[@lsswappedcessna]

I always imagined the foodcube to be one of the very few things in Kenshi that actually do taste good. The foodcube, Gohan, meatwrap (Basically an all-meat burrito), of course bread, and rice. Maybe I'm crazy, but I fucking love rice. Yes, it's bland, but I could eat normal white rice every meal. I feel like Gohan is the simple evolution of rice being an amazing filler. Rice really is an all-purpose food. You can even fry leftover rice with some chopped onion, scrambled eggs, and sauteed vegetables for a very filling and somewhat nutritional meal or side. Add in properly cooked salmon (not overcooked, salmon is very easy to overcook and isn't very good like that) with either lemon zest-based seasoning or teriyaki and you have a damn good meal.

[@harryjoe860]

I love how he accidentally made a food meant for punishment into a lovely breakfast cake

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

Adding the beer as an ingredient probably helped a lot, seeing as it was the primary flavor he described it having.

[@harryjoe860]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC oh so he basically just made beer bread

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

@@harryjoe860 Beer bread with a bunch of extra nutrition mixed in.

[@harryjoe860]

how delightful@@dashiellgillingham4579

[@shawnd220]

So the Gohan. That brown part on the rice is actually dried fish. A normal part of Japanese culture in breakfast is that they would have rice with raw egg yolk, lil bit of soy sauce, miso soup, and finally the dried fish to compliment the rice. I think I’m forgetting a few things but yea. I like Gohan and would love to have raw egg yolk on my rice!

[@Teddingtin]

The rice cooks the egg.

[@bwackbeedows3629]

​@@Teddingtin No. It's meant to be raw. The yolk is supposed to soak into the rice, the fattiness makes the flavor more savory and hearty. It's also commonly done with ramen and Hollandaise.

[@devindieckmann9202]

does it need to be a specific type of egg?

[@Teddingtin]

@@bwackbeedows3629 If you put a raw egg on steaming hot rice it’s going to become somewhat cooked. There’s no way around that.

[@bwackbeedows3629]

@@Teddingtin It's applied raw, I should've been a bit more specific. Like with the sliced raw beef in Pho, the conduction heats the protein somewhat.

[@TheNux43677]

Very funny how the "Disappointing nutrition loaf" wasn't dissapointing at all xD. About the nutritious part, idk.

[@michaelnemo4593]

Your version of the Food Cube was interesting, because even though you may have taken a few more liberties with the recipe than the game suggested, I think you made something very possible for the people of Kenshi to enjoy.

[@diegoolivares1081]

I like to think that every settlement makes them differently depending on the resources they have

[@jacksonville9642]

When you replace the meat with bonedog meat and the scrambled eggs with beakthing eggs, the soft cactus with whatever that thing that grows in the desert of Kenshi is and take away a few liberties like the beer and the tomato sauce... Yeah I would stick to the chewsticks

[@borbarad2.0]

@@jacksonville9642 Meat is Meat, Beakthing eggs are sold as delicacy and drown it with any Kind of alcohol, sounds eatable.

[@jacksonville9642]

@@borbarad2.0 it definitely doesn't sound eatable, coming from a game where something called "Dustwich" is considered food, anything with any resemblance of flavor is a delicacy. If YOU were to eat beakthing meat, you would probably throw up on the spot, if your teeth can even cut the meat to begin with

[@WimsicleStranger]

I mean...the foodcube is literally just whatever they have on-hand mashed up and baked into a cube. I think the only liberty he might've taken was adding more flour- it made it a somewhat bearable food. I would've crammed the rice in there instead to make it truly horrible.

[@RondoDondo]

Right off the bat you cooked that rice like an insane person

[@nikopaseman7147]

I second that. What a waste of fresh water. They'd measure and cook it till done and serve. No draining, no drowning. Also, I feel like the meat might be seasoned in something like fish sauce.

[@Anty_Praza]

​@@nikopaseman7147"what a waste of fresh water" do you live in a desert?

[@beebo-cat]

​@@Anty_Prazaa good chunk of kenshi is a desert💀

[@leonardodavinci3589]

Beat me to it. Never once seen someone cook rice like that

[@huntersigler9895]

@@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool🐪

[@realultimategaming]

That food cube was a surprise win 😂

[@brianmacclellan6510]

Got to admit, the food cube actualy looks preaty good. It'd probably make some nice late night food when I don't feel like baking anything.

[@Ducky_yandere]

for when you wanna bake but you dont wanna bake

[@SeraSmiles]

I think the idea of a German man trying to make Mexican food might give me nightmares

[@juliusnorr3041]

records of seasoning using only salt and pepper were reached

[@siroshcelot]

@@juliusnorr3041didn’t know the culinary world of Kenshi was based on British cuisine

[@Enkubuss]

dont worry its only the middle easterners who cant make mexican food

[@kelborhal2576]

My grandma was a German immigrant who moved to SoCal in the 1950s. Her recipe attempts at German/Mexican fusion handed down are... interesting.

[@smokeymoe842]

Like the Idea of Mexican fine engineering in the car of jet you fly in 🤣

[@adanfuenets3148]

You know considering what you're used to make the food cube being pretty much the leftovers of everything else you cooked. It would logically make sense that this is how a food cube is made in game. Simply taking scraps and leftovers of what you have left and just making it into a cube so it lasts longer. Of course this also means that the taste and texture of a food cube changes between regions. So you probably shouldn't be eating a food cube from the swamp they grow the hashish. While food cubes from The shek Kingdom are most likely very meaty and utilitarian. Effectively an mre. Good video btw, hoping to see more.

[@DarrylCross]

It sounds like that could be a cool mod; regional variants for the food cubes and such.

[@Ixmore]

@@DarrylCrossthere is a food culture mod in Kenshi

[@obamabiden]

pleasantly surprised the foodcube came out both visually accurate and tasty, i was expecting at best the first one only, at worst neither

[@john-isaacclarkii2060]

the early days of base building and buying any food you can for the storage was true luxury for the party

[@flanjoh]

gohan is fairly simple because… gohan in japanese literally just means “meal” or, it can also refer to a plain bowl of rice which is a base for many foods. this is why your google result didnt just show “gohan” it showed “tamago kake gohan” which directly translates to “egg break rice”… a broken egg over rice, which is what was pictured. this is why i think that in the world of kenshi, “gohan” is probably just a mix of whatever ingredients you may be able to find at the time + a rice base.

[@Oryxification]

Gohan is also nobleman's food, because rice and vegetables don't grow in the great desert, and have to be imported which increases the price. Most people there survive off cactus.

[@tylerphuoc2653]

In Vietnamese, it's pretty much the same thing. Cơm means cooked rice - usually white rice - but it's often extended to mean literally a whole meal as well. Paired with a period of the day, such as cơm sáng, cơm trưa, and cơm tối, you get breakfast, lunch, and dinner respectively. Mâm cơm? Literally a tray of rice, but often extended to mean a tray of various foods accompanying that rice.

[@flanjoh]

​@@tylerphuoc2653that's interesting, idk much about Vietnamese; but Japanese also has extensions of gohan (ご飯) which are asagohan (朝ご飯), hirugohan (昼ご飯) and bangohan (晩ご飯) meaning breakfast, lunch, and dinner respectively. Or more literally, morning meal, noon meal, and night meal. 朝 = morning, 昼 = noon, 晩 = night. its cool to see it used with proper context in a game. goes to show the attention to detail of the maniac who made Kenshi lmao.

[@Freezezonian]

I hope the kenshi devs see this. I'm dying to see them react to it. Also the Food cube and Gohan were spot on.

[@arturcampos52]

This was very original, loved it! Next, try the traditional dish of the Cannibal Plains…

[@Paganacho]

😳

[@justjoking5252]

The wait would be quite long, pig sounds good?

[@toastgoats7545]

The fogmen have an excellent doner kebab recipe too!

[@acidhydra101]

@@toastgoats7545 nah, down here in the fog we call it donair. similar dish to traditional human doner kebabs, but an important distinction to make. you'd be surprised!

[@lsswappedcessna]

@@acidhydra101 Pretty sure he meant Donner Kebab, with a side of Kuru Salad.

[@MsSaskezero]

The fact that you added beer to foodcube is actually really good thing! You basically made high protein sourdough bread 🍞🥖

[@DaddyMaster76]

I dont know why but your videos just invoke a primal sense of happiness and satisfaction in me

[@RevengeofGothzilla]

As someone from part of the US where cactus is eaten, its generally considered something you either love or hate. I happen to love it. Cactus generally has a flavor like a slightly sweet and mildly acidic cucumber.... think a cucumber soaked in lime juice. I've never tried mashing them, but they'd likely make a soft and slightly jelly like paste as they contain a lot of slime. The chewwiness is something I love, but many people hate, and they're often boild for a long time to remove the chewiness, though this also removes the slime. I would recommend pureeing fresh nopal it into a spread if you want to try again, it will likely make a smooth emulsion without any of the chewyness you complained about. Hope this helps.

[@timnbd545a]

I definitely did not expect the foodcube to be good!

[@StellariumSound]

Bravo. When I played Kenshi, my favorite part wasn't the game itself, but the culture of the people within it. Not even the motivations of the main factions either ,but the day to day life of being in the world of Kenshi. Naturally, I took a huge interest in the food and drink of the world. Your observation matches mine, that generally people simply try to get by in Kenshi; most items are very plain, but there are a few very good morsels scattered about like gohan or the meatwrap.

[@sunderark]

I was thinking when you were eating the dried fish you were going to pull out a beer and I was right. Haha. Months of rollmops have taught me well.

[@__Xeese]

Wait a minute you getting the food cube to not only look exactly like the game version but also getting it to taste good is actually insane lmao

[@CrossSkullz]

The way you cook that rice will make uncle roger coming for you

[@okkydirgantaraohara126]

THE WAY YOU COOK RICE IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

[@PASTRAMIKick]

I really want a food cube now

[@Rukiry-cw1bg]

Imagine being such a big fan of a game, you decided to replicate food from the game in real life! Very impressive!

[@theycallmepyro1014]

Whaa, that foodcube looked epic bro! Kudos for trying them all. Love the creativity.

[@Paganacho]

Thanks a ton!

[@suenzhong7891]

Super cool video! Here in Southeast Asia we put equal amount of water to the rice (unless it is brown rice then it's a bit more). If you cook it on medium heat before switching it to low heat when it boils and leaving it to continue cooking for 10-15 min you'll have perfectly steamed rice without having to drain excess water. Easiest way we cook rice is to just get a rice cooker though lol

[@BlackQuest575]

Just use finger!

[@blackkat5339]

Lol los nopales común mente son asados y se sasonan con sal y pimienta y chile, pero para fines de Kenshi con solo sal, pimienta y posiblemente cebolla podrías hacer un dustwich muy bueno, de hecho es alguna comida que me preparo cuando puedo

[@BoxheadBB]

I always wondered what in-game food looks like in the real world. Thanks for making these! Can’t wait for the next food episode of Kenshi 2 in the next 10 years.

[@Tuesoctloth]

This video had me rolling laughing so hard. Absolutely loved it. I've been watching your Kenshi series ever since you started playing it and it's always made my work days go by faster. Awesome video dude. You should totally try to compile an exact recipe for that foodcube by the way!

[@Paganacho]

Thanks for being here for so long, appreciate that. I'll see what i can do about that recipe :)

[@josemurtra3172]

Food cube viral short

[@hantedblood9842]

Grog is rum mixed with water, one part of rum, three of water. Cool video my man c:

[@atillaisnear]

Love the foodcube. cant wait for it to be in my local supermarkets.

[@dwaynemontgomery1851]

aside from not including one of the most basic staples of kenshi cuisine, human flesh, this video was fantastic 9/10

[@moranzombie7053]

Now that is worth at least 5 meatwraps and 2 bottles of cactus rum my friend!!

[@CitizenNoFDABE]

"2 bottles of cactus rum" In what region? The price fluctuations can be quite big depending on where you buy.

[@Glad_Scientist]

The food cube was actually a nice way to turn food scraps into something edible. I’m sure the butter and beer helped lol

[@D3vious113]

This is one of those videos where you sit there and think "So...why haven't we seen this before?" Like it's so obvious this would be funny and the fact I haven't seen anyone else even try it...okay hold up, watching you do the food cube might have answered that. I don't care how good you say it is, that blender has PTSD now XD

[@Paganacho]

That blender is a real veteran and is still doing a great job :D

[@Regina_Lien]

"After a bit of research" *cuts to asking ChatGPT* Too relatable man...

[@THINKMACHINE]

That food cube looks like a great way to use up a bunch of left over food, as a dry alternative to a stew or soup.

[@Dial8Transmition]

The cooked vegetables aren't fried in oil, but boiled in water as the recipe requires water. But I must say I loved the food cube

[@Benerfe]

German boi plays the entirety game of Kenshi AND lives it.

[@jamesforgie6594]

That food cube looks dense as hell, I would not be surprised if one of those things could legitimately feed someone for a day or three by itself. I’m also highly amused that the dustwich was just as horrid as the game says it is. Honestly, good job on putting all of these together and going to the effort of importing cactus stuff.

[@RimWorldRimmer]

Everything taste better with beer! Maybe you should make a brewery for your kenshi workers so the food cube is more bearable !

[@XenonPrimeSBSV]

I am of the opinion that nearly all meals are improved by the addition of beer to the cooking or baking process. I am heartened to see that this bears out even with a foodcube

[@SeohnAranys]

I love Kenshi. I am looking forward to the "prequal" since from what I understand is supposed to take place before the scorched world.

[@kito7947]

Lo-fi games gotta bless us with s kenshi cook book all recipes from chef nacho himself

[@DamageZedd]

as a cook and a lover of kenshi, i approve of this message. banger vid

[@Vill19998]

The cactus can be cooked and spiced up with garlic,salt and onions and tastes amazing !

[@doppelnaut]

This was not something I should’ve watched while eating. But the results of the food cube was a surprise! Hope there wasn’t severe aftermath from eating all this 🤣

[@devyncleghorn477]

That was actually kind of awesome, food cube looked amazing.

[@MantiszToboggan]

that food cube is fantastic , well done.

[@rrcinstitution3983]

That rice cooking... just make me scream inside.

[@nonamo5700]

Never really thought of nopales being pickled before; but yeah it does grow in the US, around the southwest region. Definitely better if it you can get it fresher - but pickled is probably the best you can do outside the Americas

[@Meesopaste]

The Asian community must be screaming at the screen when you cooked rice like that...

[@lsswappedcessna]

I don't see what's wrong with it. They cook rice their way, other people cook rice a different way. At the end of the day, the result is the same. Cooked rice. I will say, from experience, when boiling rice like spaghetti it's better to first rinse the dried grains in cold water. Helps keep them from becoming as sticky.

[@lostnumber08]

Your method for cooking rice was not just incorrect, but offensive.

[@Swordofswordom]

The gohan and meat wrap are really safe choices because those are pretty much actual meals, the dried fish with a little doctoring is an alright snack, and most of the low tiers are basically incomplete so yeah they're bland and not great but would keep you going for longer. The foodcube you made is real interesting though; it's kind of alien to blend all that together but the beer and salt must have done some magic, like a homemade energy bar but savory.

[@Salod7806]

you forgot the sand on the dustwich i add all the flavor and texture

[@Fencer_Nowa]

This man really made a food cube for our enjoyment

[@Errorcutive]

Bro the rice part would get uncle roger alarm. Just put the water slightly above the rice by 1 notch of your finger joint.

[@con_zur]

Never seen your channel, never played Kenshi, but I just wanted to say you are a grand human worthy of happiness. Never forget that happiness does not have to be determined by dissatisfaction, for dissatisfaction is what drives us to greatness.

[@CanadaGeer]

OMG this video is awesome. Legit made me LOL more than a few times! 😂😂 I am impressed by the foodcube, and WILL make that meatwrap for myself. Greatly appreciate your videos! 😊

[@Paganacho]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@yetipotato8567]

This inspired me to do someting like the gohan with all the rice I have. And maybe bread with some beer in mix ❤

[@Legion-ov6jr]

Glad to see more from you. Hope your doing well and keep it up mr van damme is counting on you

[@Paganacho]

Thanks, you too!

[@Demonskunk]

The thing with Gohan and the raw egg: it's important that the rice is piping hot straight out of the cooker so that it cooks the egg as you stir it in.

[@pdstomo]

You don’t need to remove water out of rice. As long as you know the portion of water and rice and keep a lid on you could cook the rice without wasting the water. If he cooked the rice that way in Kenshin world he would never want to cook rice to waste water.

[@CelticAssassin]

I'm honestly baffled no one else mentioned this. After seeing him make rice like that I felt part of my soul die.

[@shivamib]

Thank you!

[@shivamib]

The portion is, 2 cups of water to a cup of Rice, boil until water evaporates, done

[@JopieA]

Watching him cook rice like that caused me physically fucking pain, who _drains_ rice??????? The packages have instructions on them if you're confused! Steam it or boil it, the waters gonna get absorbed!

[@bigtone7824]

As long as the end result is cooked rice who cares

[@TrueGamester]

Never did I think a food cube was gonna be THAT good!

[@lumagatto1191]

"this is one of the best things I ever ate" bro what do you eat usually 😭

[@GenericBrand-TM]

Quina's song playing during the creation of the dustwich is perfect. If only eating one could teach me Thousand Needles, I might actually try it.

[@reptile797]

0/10 you didn't move around in your kitchen like a Kenshin character

[@tacticanimator841]

its actually immersive cause the game has some bugs

[@MusashiW-ec2yn]

glad someone thought and did a "i have to try that for myself." a cool nutritious way to immerse yourself. although the plain rice and vegetables would also drive me insane in about 6 days. just accidentally knock them into each other and add an egg haha. nice video Paganacho. you've inspired me to try the same dishes once in a while. the food cube and meat wrap together sounds actually really nice with some grog to wash it down.

[@11amasuperboy]

For the Gohan, you should put the raw egg on the rice immediately after the rice is done cooking when it's still super hot. The heat from the rice should cook the raw egg just enough and then you mix it in to the rice.

[@kebubas]

in my personal experience, making good tasting food is working the balance of flavors (salty, sweet, sour, bitter etc.). I wasn't sure about the balance when I saw all the ingredients in the blender, but it does make sense that it tasted great, as the sweet-ish bread and beer would balance real well with sour cactus, and even a dash of salt can basically elevate anything that's bland, i.e. flour. Adding vegetables, beans and the egg, I bet, may not have added much flavor, but still a nice micro-nutrient boost

[@lokken23]

Oh goddamn it paganacho over here cooking rice like its pasta.

[@Paganacho]

😅

[@Rpground]

The way you cooked rice hurt me...but other then that, cool way to find this channel with Kenshi being one of my favorite games.

[@InfiniteGatsu]

Man’s had me crying when he didn’t wash the rice

[@Graknorke]

Despite how its people act Germany is an industrially developed nation and not a Kenshi-style wasteland so you can buy food that doesn't need washing

[@TheRobotsWillEatYou]

@@Graknorkespoken like someone who doesn’t know how to prepare rice. you always wash your rice, always.

[@Graknorke]

@@TheRobotsWillEatYou You literally don't need to. It makes sense if you bought it from an open market where you get stones and stuff mixed in but again, this is rice out of a sealed bag prepared in a clean factory, it doesn't need washing.

[@TheRobotsWillEatYou]

@@Graknorke people wash rice not because of stones or debris LOL, it's to wash away excess starch so that the rice is fluffy, doesn't clump up and is tastier. like i said, you have no clue about preparing nor eating good rice.

[@Sphendrana]

@@TheRobotsWillEatYouthat is a very strange way to try and flex. Washing starch off rice isn't an absolute necessity. But you sure are getting upset over it.

[@trulyinfamous]

I could've sworn this would have been a cooking channel based on this video. It feels so natural. I hope you make more cooking videos because this was thoroughly entertaining.

[@hhero4841]

that rice cooking ripped my soul

[@61umbrellas]

Compared to what german ppl eat, i bet it was a great experience!

[@snegglepuss6669]

When I'm on keto I sometimes make a nutraloaf out of hemp, flax, chia, sesame and poppy seeds(covers all your mineral needs except salt and potassium) with some eggs, and my gluten-free little brother likes cheese, oat and egg nutraloaves. They're not the best texture, but if you have some dietary restrictions, you can probably make a nutraloaf out of what you can handle. You can also grill, fry or air-fry them for variety, and obviously add seasonings as appropriate

[@editedforprivacy207]

My guy that's so much water for that rice. Also Steam rice bro, not boil it if you want the best. Or at the very least boil it with only twice the rice's volume of water.

[@UnbiddenGalaxy115]

I tought to myself "How would kenshi food be made in real life?" And here you are answering that question for me.

[@Mashida_Killzzz]

Omfg YUMM!! SUCH A GOOD VID!!🍛💛✨

[@Paganacho]

Glad you liked it!!

[@GrobbiTheWise]

i love how the food cube turned out. We need more stuff like this

[@brandonvortex995]

Bruh you cooking real kenshi food paganacho?

[@Paganacho]

The realest kenshi food there is.

[@satanxarxes]

Funny thing about cactus, as an American, germany was actually the first place I'd ever eaten it at a Mexican restaurant in nürnberg. It was definitely edible

[@stevensznyty1090]

Great content 🙏

[@Paganacho]

Thank you 🙌

[@BittySHADOW]

I'm a Canadian but I believe nutraloaf is an American type of prison punishment food. When you mix all the nutrients that are important but not at all delicious.

[@doctor507]

You eating and going gaga over how well the Foodcube came out with the awesome and deeply melancholic Kenshi theme playing in the background brought a smile to my face and almost made up for you cooking the rice like pasta. Subbed, heh

[@raialasio1574]

Mans rice soggy as hell

[@victorwisp]

oh no my friend.. as a brazilian who eats rice every day.. tip: put the water roughtly just 1 finger (horizontal) above the rice.. you dont need that much water.. let the water dry.. if the rice still tough put little more water, if not, rice is ready, not rice soup : p

[@Powermeta11]

“get rid of the excess water” this dude ain’t never made rice before.

[@CelticAssassin]

It honestly hurt to watch

[@LordSandwich27]

Well in Europe we mainly use rice in those little plastic bags, rice cookers are not very popular here

[@CelticAssassin]

@mrwilkumen You don't need a rice cooker. If you properly portion your water and rice, then you can do it in a pot on the stove. The ratio depends on the rice, but it's typically two parts water to one part rice. You can also usually just measure to the first knuckle of your finger. Then you want to bring the water to a boil, then drop it to a simmer, put the lid on, and let it ride like that for about 17 minutes. Take it off the heat once the water is absorbed. You can serve it immediately, or you can let it sit for another 10 minutes to let it steam and get fluffier.

[@epiccoolawesomegoblinguyre6520]

People who probably order out everyday try not to nitpick everything about a cooking video (impossible)

[@CelticAssassin]

@epiccoolawesomegoblinguyre6520 I live over half an hour from the nearest town. Ordering out isn't even an option for me. I exclusively cook for myself with exception to maybe once or twice a month when I make a run into town for groceries.

[@Capn_Obed_Marsh]

"Didn't know that shit was edible" and "Nah, this is not *it*" will forever be on my mind and in my vocabulary.

[@John_Ridge]

Dustwich 🤤

[@CitizenNoFDABE]

From what you said about the dustwich, you actually managed to make it lore-accurate.

[@moonlight2870]

Don't cook rice like pasta. Measure your water and let it dry.