[Pagoda One] Cheesy Pick Up Lines You Should Never Use in America/Australia/England/South Africa.

Hello! This is Pagoda One.
Today, we've talked about some pick-up lines you should never use in America, Australia, England and South Africa.
And also, we would like to know the best and the worst pick up lines you know. So share them with us!
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[@unicornloverallroundupsidedown]

I love how he goes, “ *SAM* is your *name* Pikachu” 😂😂

[@sevaratolibaeva8865]

Boyfriend material? Loved that! My favorite one is “ Do u believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again! ❤️❤️❤️

[@pagodaone_5697]

Love it!!!!

[@minenhlemaphanga9548]

He'd definitely grab my attention if he said that 😂😂😂😂

[@sylwia1807]

"Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?" I love this one 😂

[@pagodaone_5697]

This is always the best :)

[@donnguyen2517]

I've heard the response where it's "No, but I did scrap my knee crawling up from hell." Lol

[@riosulysto2068]

don nguyen brutal.... but if you don’t like the person, I guess it’s the best way to shut them down

[@PeiwenTanbassoon821]

it's the only one I know 😂

[@user-nn8uw1px9g]

I would literally slap that person🤣

[@knptwo99]

I had an ex a while back that got a kick out of pickup lines so every morning I’d message her a new one, to start her off with a laugh. Among them were “Are you a magician, because when I look at you everyone else disappears!”, “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but apparently they’ve never stood next to you.”, “Are you religious? Cause you’re the answers to all my prayers!”, and her personal favorite, “Are you a parking ticket, cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”

[@pagodaone_5697]

Ong i love all of them!!!!!

[@CaptainFrost32]

@@pagodaone_5697 heard some of those on sitcoms before. :)

[@carringtonbybee4876]

This is a really common one you forgot from America “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

[@TheMbangel]

I saw a really cool picture somewhere where a guy used this pick up line, and the girl responded by saying: "Well I got a few scrapes and bruises crawling back up from hell."

[@carringtonbybee4876]

cryAskul, I’ve also heard “no, my boyfriend caught me”

[@febemfn9490]

Don't forget the "Are you from Tennessee?" Lol

[@Yet1moreUtuber]

If I could rearrange the alphabet , I would put *U* and *I* together

[@pagodaone_5697]

Oh god Brilliant!!

[@riosulysto2068]

If you don’t like the person I guess you can say, “thanks God that N is followed by O” hahaha

[@adamwarlock1]

Very nice! Hmmm...you could also do: "I wish this was a keyboard, because U and I belong together."

[@nehanandam8168]

@@riosulysto2068 omg wow!

[@sinqobilemakhathini]

Here first🇿🇦🇿🇦 I'm from South Africa 💛

[@aliceg_160]

You guys make me smile 😁 my fav cheesy pickup line is: do you work for Google? Because you’re everything I was searching for

[@pagodaone_5697]

OMG!!!!!!!!!! this is so Trendy pick-up lines :)

[@alistairt7544]

I love this one hahahahaa

[@skyepeterson5389]

Chantelle makes that face that many girls have made when hearing the worst pick up lines 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️04:12 Edit: can you call me a doctor, because my heart stopped when I saw you :) : Are you an animal, because I see you in my wildest dreams 😂 : Excuse me do you have shades, because you shine way too bright 😎 : You're under arrest for being so gorgeous : You should carry a fire hazard sign with you, cause you hot 🔥 : Are you related to TnT, cause baby you da bomb💣

[@charliwambach]

🤣

[@c.f.l.4069]

American John, I actually have been electrified by you.⚡️⚡️⚡️

[@oskarlyckhage8991]

3 billions is the number of times a person's heart will beat in their lifetime, although mine is one less than that because it skipped a beat when I first saw Chantelle.

[@sevaratolibaeva8865]

She is so cute

[@leanderinosanto7846]

“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.” “Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.” “Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”

[@sifisobelly3550]

Lmao this is why I don't use pick up lines

[@pagodaone_5697]

So~~~~~~good

[@CaptainFrost32]

@@pagodaone_5697 I remember a Super Bowl ad from years ago that used several. years later the actor in the commercial played Jack from Will & Grace.

[@alifyakaylashafa6943]

5:08 John should add "Your wish is my command" to make it sounds cuter haha

[@pagodaone_5697]

Great!!!!!

[@Nana-qt3jm]

I love these videos. Also I miss seeing Korean Billy's cute face!

[@meg_benji1228]

I normally hear a lot of Christian pick up-line’s. But one that was used on me was.... Like.... “I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.” There are so many more but that one I hear so often it is annoying.

[@lifeofjohn3993]

Now these are the ones I heard the most back in the day! 😂😂 "I'm not a prophet but I can see us together!"

[@StormWolfsong79]

I had a best friend who got the pick up line, "God, you have such beautiful feet, I would love for them to walk beside me all through life."

[@duchess_fufu2364]

"Boyfriend material "?! My mind is blown away 🇿🇦🤯😂

[@sakuryanacc]

I lost it at Walter's ponytail 😂😂😂😂 I agree, these cringey lines are big no no if used to really pick up someone. Big ew, imho. But if used between friends or between a couple, it's more like a type of joke or puns to brighten the mood I guess? It would make your friends/partner smile/laugh (I doubt it would make anyone go "aww" these days 🤣)

[@sarahmoellenberg]

I am physically cringing from the cheese but it speaks to the part of me that loves a good Dad joke.

[@nanacazume5324]

"boyfriend material" line sounded cute coming from Sam 🤣 I remember a brazilian one, first you need to know that in portuguese "ar" means "air" and "lindo" means "handsome" (and Arlindo is a name), so "hi my name is Arlindo, but you can call me Lindo, because the ar I lost when I saw you."

[@user-nl9by3xl4q]

LoL😂😂 It's so interesting!! And I know other cheesy pick up lines. 1. You know what? Hershey chocolate's ruined. Because you're so sweet. 2. Don't go to the club. There's a club here for you. Your own fan club.

[@pagodaone_5697]

I love M&M :) Thank you! 이애리님~

[@trainerpam5646]

OMG! The first one I heard from Taeyong to Jaehyun of NCT in Weekly Idol LOL

If I were a flight attendant, I’d carry you in my airplane, but since I’m not, I’ll carry you in my heart. .... I love this one. Thank u guys for this video. Keep up the good work. American John your last pick up line made laugh a lot. Greetings

[@VictoriaGxD]

I really love this videos! You make my day, already waiting for the next one 😊

[@yerkebulanalibek2940]

I am Kazakh but we use Russian language a lot in all of its beauty and there is one really really old fashioned and simultaneously the most cheesy pick-up line. It is "vashei mame zyat' ne nuzhen?" which means "does your mother need a son-in-law?" Me and my classmates have recently graduated from one of the most prestige and intellectual schools of Kazakhstan. I remember we were preparing a surprise for girls for the 8th of March and we decided to stick some cards with pick-up lines to their school lockers but we wanted it in a smarter way. There is a special formula ((x2 + y2 - 1)3 - x2y3 = 0) and if you try to draw it you will get a heart. So we wrote something like "when I see you I feel like *and that formula*"-ish stuff. However the most brilliant one was "girl, u r like the Friday pilaf" LoL (the thing is on Fridays we have pilaf for the lunch and the taste of it is so heavinly) I can't remember what else we had written but I guess you got the idea

[@lifeofjohn3993]

I needed this in my life 😂😂😂thank you so much!!! I love the son-in-law one!

[@yerkebulanalibek2940]

존의인생Life of John 😂 😂 😂 👍

[@Zodchi]

The most famous one that is just seen as a joke in the US is the “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the Ten-I-See😏”

[@aztravelguy]

Sam looking right out of the 80s today. Never gonna give you up! Also, you guys have my dream job. Been around the world plenty but wish I had simply moved abroad 15-20 years ago.

[@shelbyfries8304]

I used to play co-ed basketball with a group of friends...one of the guys came at me with this cheesiness out of no where when I asked if he was feeling ok because he kept making mistakes and missing his shots, he said, "I think there's something wrong with my eyes...I can't seem to take them off you!" ...I replied, "If that's the case maybe you should stop wasting everybody's game time and just watch from the bleachers!" ...His buddies never let him live that cheesy moment down!😂

[@eideanbotha8655]

Oof, brutal and beautiful at the same time. I love it!!! I don't have enough wit to retort pick-up lines like thatt

[@shelbyfries8304]

@@eideanbotha8655 😂lol!..if I didn't order the extra cheese on the side...I send it back!

[@IceMetalPunk]

@@shelbyfries8304 But cheese goes so well on Fries! (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist, it was too perfect.)

[@elamibhongo7939]

No one: South African boys: Is your name Dumisani? Girl: Bruh, that's a guy's name. south African boy : cause You do me .....sani.

[@minenhlemaphanga9548]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nokwandangubane855]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bertinanathasha8662]

Cheesy Lines makes me to cringe... I met a guy in a marathon and we started to text and from the first day he was being cheesy and I have to tell him to stop ... on 3rd day it went to whole new level where he said that I'm his soulmate and i literally blocked him.

[@shadeboonzaaier3280]

Sjoe Walter is making me realize I need to go look for an Australian husband

[@BleachBrownie]

not even gna lie, bf material would work on me. but i've never seen anybody go so hard and dramatic with the are you tired line. the effort, the *pause*... muah chef's kiss.

[@darrenmackintosh5924]

I have red hair and was once asked if I was Ron Weasley. It didn't feel like a pickup line until she told me to call her Hermione xD

[@reghardstoltz3419]

Tell a girl her teeth looks like stars, millions of miles apart 😂😂😂😂

[@andamtshintsho4454]

Sam is such a beautiful man 😍💕

[@sylwia1807]

Yeah 😍

[@JesusFlores-ju3mh]

I’m glad I brought my library card...because I’m checking you out

[@pagodaone_5697]

wow wow wow!!! good one!

[@00cj07]

I fact that all the boys, especially walter, know all the pick up lines just by the first few words is SO FUNNY

[@victortigsepacheco8495]

Best video EVER!!. I couldn't help it and never stopped making fun of these pick up lines,,, "discreetly"(lol). :)))

[@Mrutkuu]

I have 2 for you. You can thank me later. 1st one: going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad. 2nd one (more cheesy): Are you Little Cesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

[@pagodaone_5697]

oh my god, I love the first one! Thank you, Mrutku.

[@jojoelio5537]

There was a time in the Philippines when pickup lines were popular. A satire movie was released in response to this ridiculous trend. The main character is a man called Boy Pickup Lines where he is the undefeatable pick up line guy in this underground Pick up line battle. His lines doesn't make sense at all but the crowd loses their mind everytime he speaks. Some lines from him goes like this: "How are you, because I'm too handsome." *crowd cheers* "The sky is dark. You're beautiful." "Are you a puppy ? Because 2012 is a leap year." All the girls loves her. It's so funny because someone actually created a movie to mock and to end this cringy pick up line trend. 😂😂😂

[@ganapatikamesh]

This was a fun video! I used to work at a retail store store that sold video games, consoles, accessories, comic books, vinyl records, movies, anime, manga, board games, trading card game cards, and geek collectibles. Some pick up lines I heard some of the regular customers would jokingly say to one another (regardless of if they were opposite-sex attracted, same-sex attracted, or attracted to all) while hanging out....at least that I can remember right now: “Mario is red, Sonic is blue, won’t you be my player 2?” While the customer was holding the new pokeball controller for Nintendo Switch that could be used in Let’s Go Pikachu or Let’s Go Eevee: “Hey, I choose you!” And hold out the pokeball like in the game/show. A regular customer came in wearing a shirt that was designed to be like a main character’s from an anime. He was asking us about what we thought when a women regular customer walked up. The exchange went: Her: “You look great in that shirt!” Him: “Thanks I just got it!” Her: “I bet you’d look better with it off!” Him: “Ha! I walked right into that one.” Apparently it’s a line from the anime (don’t remember the name as I haven’t seen it) except in the show the guy says that (and other cheesy pickup lines) to girls so the humor here is that the woman was reversing the roles from the anime. At LGBTQ+ Pride one year one of my straight guy friends was joking around with some of my friends and I who were discussing cheesy pick up lines and said “Anyone ever use this: «whenever I’m around you I can’t even think straight!»” We all thought that was pretty clever and laughed pretty good and one friend said they’d try to remember to try it next time they were at the bars/clubs. Great video everyone!

[@lifeofjohn3993]

Ha ha these are awesome!

[@minenhlemaphanga9548]

Walter looking good 😊 love from South Africa! 💙

[@00cj07]

In the pikachu one, Sam looked so good😅

[@00cj07]

Sam's voice is seriously SO SOOTHING

[@jaylish4189]

In Korea, there've been old saying. I will catch the star no matter how far it is Omg my tongue is not working anymore

[@harriantoncornell5405]

Very good

[@bibomc3221]

Me: '' Can you please bring a blank form? Her : For what? Me: So i can show you how i Feel

[@ninimazi459]

1:46 that flirty remark.. just look at the other twos faces they were like 😯

[@mishqa_henecia_cpt]

Eish! I bet Walter used that cheesy pick up line before. Chantelle, do you think he uses it when he have a dop in? His facial expression and the actions said it all, i almost fell for it! ‘ LMAO Walter, this one is for you. ‘Are you a Traffic Fine? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.’ You guys are awesome! Thanks for a good laugh. Love from Cape Town.

[@sc3pt1c4L]

"I have a tip for you...and if you're lucky I'll put the whole thing in" Why are John and Sam dressed from the 80's lately? Chantelle looks stunning in that blue top. The colour and cut really suits her. You spelt the word 'loser' wrong by the way. 'Looser' means more baggy.

[@ririsj1100]

Man: I was hurt by someone I loved. And it really makes my trauma. But since I met you, my wound healing and I can see our future..😊

[@CeravvvEgan]

Chantelle, I heard the same kind of line from a guy in South Africa in 1996. Guy - “Did it hurt?” Me - “what?!” Guy - “When you fell from heaven” Me - 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️😬

[@AllHailSp00nRiver]

Here's one that will go badly: "I feel like I've met you somewhere before, can I look at the top of your head to be sure?"

[@IceMetalPunk]

Props for being cringe-worthy, inappropriate, AND rhyming all at the same time!

[@cheezu6642]

John's enthusiasm thu😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@touche5616]

He's so cute in this video. I think John speaks cheese.

[@Celestecass]

But I like that Genie one. I haven't heard that one before.

[@nikki1571]

Sam I'd want that material😉

[@erik_carter_art]

You guys seem like you would be a blast to hang out with! xD

[@user-gh7qe4hi8r]

Oh man, the way Sam said ''Boyfriend Material'' well, I am afraid I would fall for him D: Plus here are 5 Pick up Lines that I like

[@rhesilamadi9816]

Here one of my favorite pick up line: Hey you! I have two words for you. " I love you" 😊

[@youngcuisinier2876]

Hi im from south africa and Chantel would know this one “does your dad work at telkom because i feel a connection

[@pagodaone_5697]

I am sure she does!

[@user-rs7bm9sc8s]

If you are here, who’s running heaven?

[@sammurai1408]

There was a similar one from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. But if you're here who's guarding hades?

[@CaptainFrost32]

@@sammurai1408 That is usually the ex-...

[@emmileeosborn1468]

"Are you from Tennesee? Because you're the only TEN I see!"

[@aerialjune]

Boyfriend material 🤣🤣 that was smooooth 😂

[@Arutha258]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

[@BleachBrownie]

twist on a classic: did it hurt when you fell? from the vending machine cuz you're a snacc

[@Crixss_13]

" where do you live : In ur heart my dear ;) "

[@IceMetalPunk]

"Someone call the police, because you stole my heart!" "I'm so sorry to hear about your loss." ("What?") "Well, obviously someone stole your halo!" "I just need to know your name, because all these years I've been saying 'oh, my God', but clearly there's someone even more divine!" Okay, cringe is over XD My friends and I always said that the most effective pickup line is, "Hello :) "

[@lindseyrasmussen8371]

These had me dying 😂😂 So cringy, but so good at the same time. One of the ones I've heard before is "Do you believe a in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

[@CalvinBratt]

Another one "Hey, is your father baker? Because you're a dream" Dream (sonho in portuguese) it's an sweet bread with cream or chocolate filling and some baker sugar on the top... OMG I COULD SPEND MY WHOLE DAY SAYING THE PICK LINES WE HAVE IN BRAZIL HAHAHAHA

[@Celestecass]

I've heard the running through my mind before.

[@sizankosinqentsu7161]

"Thambo lam lika Kentucky". Meaning "my chicken(KFC) bone". "Sambrela sam selanga". Meaning "you're my umbrella when there is a sun" This are old ones from South Africa.

[@maomao2733]

😂 😂 😂

[@MrSuperfuzz79]

Aussie to foreigner.... “Do ya have any Aussie in ya?” Foreigner “No”.... Aussie “ Ya want some?”

[@TJ-starryeyez]

You must be a good deal because I wanna check you out

[@fatgirlhiking6250]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven cuz you are an angel? Or Are those space pants you're wearing cuz you're outta this world?

[@frostchaos101]

An interesting one ive seen used a few times by buddy is "Is it Halloween? Because your mask (normally slapped at this point) is the girl of my dreams. Somehow they always feel bad for slapping him and usually buy him a drink.

[@pagodaone_5697]

wow this is a good one! Thank you, Ivan!

[@mhlave2440]

At 1.55 should it be looser or loser? One is from loose because it got an extra 'o' and the other one from lose because it lost an 'o' 🤷🏾‍♂️.

[@Nelly-jh7rm]

Loser 😊 spell check!

[@ironsword7]

Loser

[@pagodaone_5697]

Sorry we missed it m.m Double check next time! Thanks~

[@mhlave2440]

@@pagodaone_5697 Thanks guys. I'm really enjoying your content. Now here is an idea for a future video perhaps, common errors in English e.g. Alliterate/ Illiterate, Aural/ Oral etc. These are just examples, other viewers can come with other examples of words that us who are second/ third or like me fourth language speaker of English struggle with. 🙂

[@Arutha258]

If I asked you on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question.

[@daniel13707]

4:00 that's 주접

[@syrinacrockett8290]

My guy friends would always joke around with pick lines in public areas and their favorite one to use is "Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see."

[@palesamahlangu3243]

the ''you've been running through my head in Korean sounds sexy😊

[@Nono-jl3wp]

"Excuse me, I'm lost, can you show me the way to your heart ?" And a special one to use back here in France (by use, I mean NEVER, please) : "Does your father work for Nintendo ? Because you have the body of a DS !" (DS is pronounced the same as "déesse" which means "goddess" in french), and voilà, you're officially frenchy cheesy !

[@soul4977]

Hey I think you lost something *hands paper* My number 😏

[@chilllikewill_7950]

If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life

[@CalvinBratt]

I'm Brazilian and here we have a LOOOT of stupid pick up lines, we use more to laugh 'cause it's so embarrasses... For example, there's a male name (that's is not very usual anymore because of this pick up line, but it used to be very common name years ago) and the name is "Arlindo" it actually means "ar: air" and "lindo: pretty". So the line is "Hey, my name ir Arlindo but you can call me Lindo (pretty) 'cause the I lost the ar (air) when I saw you." This is hella terrible but as I said, we just use to laugh and make jokes with friends that's in love and don't know how to start a conversation... We have anothers stupid pick lines but I gues that's the famous one HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@faysie1744]

Oh God. I’m going to be ‘that person’, it’s loser, not looser. 👍

[@deepabalichakrabarti4142]

That makes the two of us! Surprised nobody else pointed it out.

[@eunicekim2997]

Your dad must have been a thief, because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

[@princemaktho]

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

[@suudebayram5852]

“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.” We never use this in Turkey but it’s hilarious 😂

[@kezeeanastasia7053]

Honestly I dont understand what pick up line is (obviously I've watched this clip until the end but I still need to be explained/given a definition of what does it actually mean by a pick up line). Also, I kinda know what the word cheesy means coz I've heard it a lot, but honestly I never really know/fully understand the meaning behind the word "cheesy" (obviously here is not to describe the taste of a food, haha). I need a definition. I need to be educated abt this. And I dont hv anyone around me that I can ask abt that....

[@hanruwatkins7300]

"Was dit seer toe jy van die hemel af geval het?"

[@lifeofjohn3993]

A lot

[@trainerpam5646]

"I don't need Google anymore." "Why? I mean it's very useful." "Because when I found you, the search is over." I think I want to throw up after saying that.. HAHAHA! 😂

[@tanishavictor2309]

Do you like raisins?? And what about a date?😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@arianafohrman8158]

Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see

[@pagodaone_5697]

O m g lol

[@caylalisapillay5506]

If corona doesn’t take you out first , can I ?

[@lifeofjohn3993]

Topical!!!!

[@guess2467]

Was jou pa se toti 'n chilli? Want jy' s vokken hot *yeets so very far away*

[@minnienhle21]

Watching you guys cringe was my favourite part of the video😂😂😂

[@welcometojohnnysfashioneva8221]

My all time favorite: did you just fart? Because you blew me away *hairflip*

[@racheljones1634]

One of my friends in college made this one up. "Are you a map of Africa? Because I've been staring at Djibouti all day."

[@makphon001]

For the sake of learning you should make your students try to use it.

[@jabbergingerart1253]

Person: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Me: no cuz my boyfriend caught me.... In my case: imaginary boyfriend 😂

[@ndj9576]

TXT better than Treasure