painfully bad creepypastas (v2)

[@Cuestar]

if you want a really long, really good spooky stream, check out the last Creepy Corners of Reddit stream : kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZO4kGeprZWpesk

[@cuestar2]

*OwO*

[@Drag0nmaster]

@@cuestar2 second channel??

[@Cuestar]

yessir

[@analogscreamer7100]

Please read Tales from the Dogscape

[@wildmoose3979]

The first story is literally just the writers power fantasy because he was a morbidly obese baseball fan who got bullied by his classmates

[@Cman04092]

The story made me laugh because it was just so ridiculous. I know people do sometimes bully fat people, and it is a real problem, but this was so over the fricken top silly that I couldn't help but laugh.

[@scottcameron174]

It's got a subtle references to the story told in both the novel The Body and the film Stand by Me by Stephen King.

[@yourwifesboyfriend8688]

Don't you mean morbius-ly a beast

[@Entity404SFM]

Morb 😳😳

[@wildmoose3979]

@@yourwifesboyfriend8688 only a true Morbhead could screenshot and customize a nft like you have

[@drowsycryptid449]

If I ever hear "orgy of violence" ever again I will dehydrate myself

[@Cuestar]

pls, anything but that

[@CosmicAli_TheObserver]

😂😂😂, I almost left the video,😒 wtf!?! Dramatic much?😂😂😂

[@thelancerfromtimeline1009]

Especially with the context of children being the victims

[@abanana_5527]

It sounds like a weird name for a really edgy rock band

[@yeibei]

ive read that EXACT quote in a book before 😭😭

[@upsetcocoon]

ngl fat freddy has movie material.. would be better if even when he's back for a vengeance, others would STILL mock him. like he's chasing them and they yell out stuff like "finally you're getting some exercise haha". it would make it even more odd.

[@omerallal5359]

dude, that’s hilarious

[@livymiso]

and in the end freddy has killed no one because he can't run fast enough to catch up to them 😭

[@Quario]

@@livymiso Fat Freddy is destined to become horror comedy

[@NateS917]

Underrated af

[@freetimesketchbook9485]

I desperately need a 2000s horror comedy about two teenagers who accidentally bring back the spirit of Fat Bat Freddy on Halloween night and now must be tasked with returning his spirit to the grave while hijinks ensue

[@Dbunk0]

"death to the lard" is now my favorite quote I rarely laugh out loud during creepypastas but god damn, that's amazing.

[@shyhexx]

“you don’t deserve to breathe, wide-load” makes me burst out laughing every time

[@wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789]

I saw "Freddy" and immediatly thought of Freddy Fazbear 😭

[@Cuestar]

I almost put him in the thumbnail but i didn't wanna make people think it was a fnaf creepypasta

[@wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789]

@@Cuestar the bite of 87 is now a creepypasta. I decree it, and no one can fight me on this

[@carterheer8278]

I thought of Freddy Krueger, but that's just me.

[@rbexcess]

Freddy Fazbore

[@DarkDoge]

@@carterheer8278 you're not alone, I thought the same thing.

[@toxicbro24242]

That first story felt SO much longer than 5 minutes and I believe that's the true curse of Fat Bat Freddy

[@SeanORaigh]

Death to the Lard is my new band name

[@RaccoonWithRabies]

Damnit, I wanted that one. Can I just join yours? (Or maybe I'm making my own band and calling it "Death TOO the Lard", as the story suggests)

[@lordhawkridge4116]

@@RaccoonWithRabies mine is now called "Death Two: The Lard"

[@nicholashalow8318]

Fat Bat Freddy > Freddy Fazbear

[@bedazzledmisery6969]

Only thing I could think of when the dude in the second story said "Hello, Mark." Was, "Oh, Hi, Maarrrk." Totally made the ridiculous story even more hysterical at that point.

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

I did not hit her! I _did not!_

[@cataclysmicmystics]

"Open the door Mark. I have a gift for you. I have a surprise. I have a present. I promise I won't hurt you."

[@SillyGooberQ4]

@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon *bottle throwing ensues*

[@Allizack.]

@@cataclysmicmystics AHAHA YES MANDELA CATALOGUE

[@RadioactiveCheese0]

I like the visuals of someone fresh out of a shallow grave, with a garbage bag over their now misshapen head, holding the bat that was used to kill them that's still covered in their own gore. Too bad the rest of the story is....well. Also how could he have written those notes with a bag over his head? Where did he find the pen+paper?

[@BreadApologist]

I love how fat bat freddy story just goes from 0 to warp factor 9 in no time at all.

[@aikotitilai3820]

why did I laugh at "That's what I call weight loss !" ? That's awful 😭

[@ShmeengusDingus]

Fat Bat Freddy is Jason’s lesser known cousin that never got to visit Crystal Lake

[@andreakoroknai1071]

he had a torn off jaw, he was vomiting, but what was even more horrible was that he was puking blood. Laying it on thick, aren't we? This reminds me of when I had a thirteen year old student who was really into horror and I tried to steer him toward more quality and age-appropriate spooky literature and we were writing our own original creepypasta and he was just including every stereotypical horror movie element, it's scary doll, no it's a scary CLOWN doll!! those lessons were fun:) edit: throwing up organs, I'm sorry, what?? veins bursting, organs exploding...okay now that's so over the top that it's funny

[@BraidensWorldEntertainment]

As another person who likes making horror i can slightly defend him since it is hard making original horror but dolls and clowns are pretty stereotypical, yet they can be done right (pennywise, chucky) so i would give him a slight chance. Yet by what you’re saying it was probably pretty bad

[@skullz_n_bonez]

"DEATH TO THE LARD" Is crazy bro 💀💀

[@danielguerra548]

So your telling me that in fat bat Freddy nobody called the cops on the bullies and that this morbidly obese child just ran as fast as everyone and had the strength to bash their heads in and not only that nobody thought of escaping through the windows

[@queenscene2part2]

I lost it at "DEATH TO THE LARD"

[@veronica_editig3698]

Honestly “death to the lard” is one of the most unironically funny lines in the entirety of media, made even funnier by the fact that’s it’s supposed to be taken completely seriously.

[@Cuestar]

balls dot jpeg, just realized there's an editing error in here too RIP, hope it doesn't kill your immersion into these TERRIFYING STORIES

[@Brendanowl]

Am I allowed to say first reply after 2 years?

[@KiwiTheRetroGal]

​@Brendanowl were you the first to reply after 2 years?

[@The-San-Francisco-Treat]

If i ever heard "Take me out to the ball game" on my school's speakers I would pee laughing

[@Cman04092]

I mean, the idea of using a popular and traditionally happy song like "take me out to the ball game" and using it as like a calling card for a horror villian is actually a decent idea. Unfortunately the rest of Fatbat Freddy ruined that.

[@shadowchasernql]

meh done to death

[@vixenpwnz]

something about “i’m in psychological jail” really hit home. I too am in psychological jail.

[@Brendanowl]

Hit home like fat bat freddy?

[@Cuestar]

also let me know what you think of the visuals in the background! I've been trying some different stuff and am definitely not committed to one style yet

[@lilithangel9268]

love it!

[@MelloraFraggle]

Fat bat Freddy needs to resemble rich evans

[@Drag0nmaster]

@@silverotter14 yes.

[@jaredd1232]

Visually pleasing for me, and doesn’t like divide my attention from what you’re saying.

[@ladyevril]

The background was pretty good and didn't distract me! Although the text is a little small to read when you're watching on your phone

[@Drag0nmaster]

The first story- are we just gonna brush over the fact they used "too" instead of "to" throughout the entire thing?

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

It could have been worse, they could have used "two" instead.

[@Brendanowl]

That would really be two bad.

[@Cman04092]

I know these are suposed to be "horror stories", but some of them are so damn bad, they kinda made me laugh my ass off.

[@Cuestar]

i try to pick ones that are entertaining. there are a lot of bad creepypastas that are just straight up boring, at least these are so bad it's good

[@Cman04092]

@@Cuestar yes, very good choices Cue. They we're very entertaining, just not for the reasons the writers had hoped, lol.

[@nikolassantoro7466]

3:26 “Midnight in a blindfold” is definitely super redundant, but it’s got a nice ring to it.

[@bontonexofficial5075]

‘Death to the Lard’ only invokes the mental imagery of that stupid ‘Death to Berryboy’ image lmao

[@jaredd1232]

The first one just got more and more wild lmao. Just sounds like someone who really isn’t comfortable with their own image projecting a lot of their anger.

[@ammitthedevourer7316]

Lines like “screams echoed and silence was achieved” and “thank you Sweden for breaking the laws” make me so glad that writing well doesn’t come easily. If it did, we’d never get goofy stuff like that.

[@c0zmozys]

IM CRYIFN WHAT THE FFUCK IZ THE COMTEXT FOR “thank you sweden for breaking the laws”??!!!

[@SpaceBirbLizzy]

As someone who was in the creepypasta community back when it was huge. I actually really like fat bat freddy, it would have fit in pretty perfectly. (It is not good, just simular to the famous ones)

[@SheetGhostWithBones]

The story makes me feel nostalgic in a way, just reminds me of older Creepypastas in a somewhat endearing way

[@Tyomak-ov]

"Don't search for it" "something in my gut told me not to search for it" theres no way these are serious they have to be written badly just for the fun for sure

[@W.H.V.]

"It was Minecraft all along" will become one of those classic plot twists that becomes cliché and doesn't even work because everybody's heard it all before

[@cw2010]

The guys in the first one must have been really shredded if they were able to burry a morbidly obese dead body in a way that wasn’t immediately found lol

[@rosykindbunny1313]

And it was a shallow grave too

[@cyanbug3021]

That channel 10000 one had some really great buildup. It's a shame it was wasted on some cheap scares with no real narrative

[@alexafromamazon4906]

That’s what Mark gets for watching Dish Network 💔

[@RokoFireFox]

Story one could totally be a horror movie. If somone better writes it. Imagine hearing someone sing "take me out to the ball game..." when walking home at night.

[@The-San-Francisco-Treat]

I would be the one singing it- (This is actually in my character lore!!)

[@ElementalofAir]

I've always said, Gore is the lazy man's horror. I mean compare it to the Magnus Archives. They only had a few episodes with a focus on gore/body horror, and the creepiness didn't sustain itself only from that, but used it as a starting point and evolved.

[@ResidentMilf]

Things like gore, weirdness, grossness, etc are like spices for your story. If used correctly, they can make your story better, but you can't make a meal on just spices, you need substance.

[@MxMagnetar]

imagine freddy ate bits off of the kids💀

[@pepybre]

With the last story the moment they said they saw a table with a piece of paper I immediately thought “Minecraft”. I didn’t actually catch the twist, it was just a random thought. But I was super amused that my random thought was indeed correct

[@WeirdHardcore]

I had to practice intense breathing through that second story my over active imagination was killing me with them visuals

[@emersynth]

YTOlmar

[@puffballbk2186]

Fat bat Freddy is such a classic honestly

[@ohno4930]

You actually have a really good voice for this sort of thing imo!

[@LittleLotteWanders]

The first story screams “bullied kid’s fantasy” and someone needs to step in and get them help, badly…

[@Huntermiller881]

I agree but your nose 👃 is massive it's a distraction

[@Postal3isntthatbad]

@@Huntermiller881I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@SUBM4CH1N3]

I'm in a discord server of a creepypasta youtuber, and I'm so excited to watch this in vc with some of the regulars

[@Cuestar]

i hope they like it 😩😩

[@KerriB]

I liked the first story until it got to the name-calling 😂 that was just too much

[@Cuestar]

it was pretty off the wall lol

[@can0cringe]

"DIE FAT BOY" gives me the opposite vibes of "go white boy"

[@JuliaMarieH]

It would’ve done much better as a short film. It does not translate well to written form

[@apollosperineum]

@@JuliaMarieH no way, my name is julie (middle name:) marie ! :0

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

@@apollosperineum Wait that's my name too!!! What is going on here?!?!

[@amandaheasley426]

Can you fuckin imagine what commercials must have played

[@zucchi6148]

Fat Bat Freddy told me everybody's fly

[@villager5310]

Ok but every school cafeteria I’ve ever been in has tons of windows, so there’s no way it would be dark in one during the day

[@lyndislegion287]

Unless... *It's dark magic*

[@AmogusEpic]

I could be wrong, but i think that in channel 10,000, the suspense snd him shooting himself was the torture. Mark was told he would get to choose if he lived or died. So he probably got done in by a heart attack after the channel ended, and everything after was hell? I dunno, sounds better imo

[@mysterydev6228]

THEY WERE BEATING IN HIS FACE AYO

[@tell-me-a-story-]

Another randition of creepypasta writers thinking kids are murderers who laugh about killing kids for their looks.

[@SilveryBlue1010]

As soon as the MC talking about symmetrical terrain, limits and borders I know it's a Minecraft creepypasta lol

[@lestatsgirlypop]

Fat bat Freddy is literally worse than Jeff the killer

[@neamupanselutelor7309]

I love your videos Cue and I am glad you've been posting again for a while. I've been watching you for years

[@Cuestar]

i'm really trying to get back to some solid consistency! comments like this make me wanna do it even more. thanks for the support

[@MARKO8885VTC]

Soon there will be a video on yt called : "fat bat freddy sightings"

[@Brendanowl]

Don't face time Fat Bat Freddy at 3 a.m. challenge gone wrong! (We almost died!!!) 😱😱😱

[@Vladdyboy]

I was listenning to the last story and trying to figure out what the writer meant by "symmetrical" terrain and then it dawned on me and the ending only confirmed my suspicion ^_^ thank you for that

[@BlendyStick]

*Remore control literally transforms* Channel 10000 kid: seems legit

[@Brendanowl]

"Something seems off, but I don't know what," I thought as I looked at my remote with its single button .

[@damaybe4653]

I feel like everyone is starting to copy that jeff the killer trope that suburbian teens brutally murder people they dont like and adults agree with it

[@nefeleetokounelee3085]

You tell me he was the only fat kid in an American school? Most unrealistic part of the story.

[@caseygibson7266]

How is it that I instantly knew that last one was going to be about Minecraft

[@Cuestar]

once the twist got reveal, i was so surprised i missed the hints

[@sai2nay8261]

Dang rip my man freddy😢💔

[@suitov]

Even haunted satellite channels get interrupted by ads? Wow, hell really is terrible. If a customer asked me about a channel I knew was haunted, I'd just make up some bs about the frequency being used for the TV guide or reserved for emergency services or some shit. I wouldn't go "ooh hoo hoo, definitely don't Google it!" I blame that helpdesk person.

[@chloementing2201]

lovin these vids cue! keep up the good work!

[@catsarecute7285]

the second one is just gore and violence for the sake of it, not how you write a horror story

[@space_pollution]

Me: can we get creepypasta? Mom: we have creepypasta at home Creepypasta at home:

[@Lunarfly_streams]

5:32 why does he sound like windigoon exactly right here

[@rosykindbunny1313]

Idk man, if these happened to me I'd be pretty terrified.

[@nephrite3652]

guy who has a grudge with Dish:

[@wishiwasmaren2608]

The idea of fat bad freddy is strange, but imagining the ending is so fun and sounds super tense. Especially with Freddy holding the bat that's still smeared with gore, and the bag on his head.

[@endiecutie06]

The second story would’ve probably made a bit more sense if the videos were some cartel shit that the protag stumbled upon accidentally while messing around. The whole “hell” aspect is kinda overdone, and why would a bunch of innocent people be in hell? Isn’t the whole point of hell is that it’s a prison for sinners?

[@Benjami.n567]

Man I wish being a fat kid got me out of playing softball

[@coneburger9081]

freddy fat bear!?!?!?!?

[@seanandahalftv4287]

5:59 looks like someone just played hatred

[@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans]

Emetophobia warning.

[@smiledawg]

I wasn’t aware this was a genre 💀 definitely gonna keep my eye on this now

[@angiadcock8196]

That first story was definitely written by an overweight person. Someone who thinks all their problems are the result of other people’s fat phobia and not any fault of their own.

[@ab-gail]

Fat Bat Freddy could easily make it as a Blumhouse joint.

[@thomascripe9905]

Yeah that first one I think it was made by someone who is obese when they were a kid tried out and told I'm sorry but you can't run fast enough you get winded to too easily you can't play baseball at your weight. And other kids made fun of him for being that fat and they just in their own angst filled brains and if they can get away with it these kids would kill me and none of the teachers would care and decided to put that much vitriol onto the page

[@Zulk_RS]

I hope they're doing okay and feeling better.

[@thomascripe9905]

@@Zulk_RS yeah that mindset is not only dangerous to other people it's dangerous to the self. I hope they're in a better place now mentally

[@FollowerofDuck]

the first story has got to be some fat dudes power fantasy

[@tyrantking9000]

Not gonna lie, that Minecraft one was actually decent enough.

[@livymiso]

I thought the last one was shitty until it got to the end. I was really not expecting that

[@ActionYakPolice]

only animals around and the terrain etc is weird? calling it now he's in Minecraft

[@ActionYakPolice]

I've maybe seen too many stories like this lol

[@Cuestar]

FBI, OPEN UP

[@leperwolf7287]

The first story could have been a good Tales from the Crypt story

[@evagarcia865]

I want a Fat Freddy horror comedy

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

Fatbat Freddy was pretty good I liked the wording and the visuals were nice

[@villager5310]

Wait if they’re telling everyone that they murdered him, how were they not arrested?

[@anthonytoledo9493]

I think the author tried to imply that Fat Bat Freddy is a vengeful ghost.

[@villager5310]

@@anthonytoledo9493 yeah but the kids who murdered Freddy literally told people about the murder, and the cops didn’t do anything

[@anthonytoledo9493]

@@villager5310 oh that murder. It’s just a shitty story

[@lyndislegion287]

Them: "We killed Freddy!" Cops: "That fatass? Good riddance lmao"

[@GrimmDawn8487]

The cops hated Freddy too i guess

[@TheM1lkMan...]

Fat bat Freddy sounds like the secret 6th story from Aron beauregards book pizza face

[@mdioxd9200]

Bruh the second story kinda feels like wondering in gore websites in early 2010's 👀

[@dragonempress8367]

When I heard unknown language, all I thought of was those weird unkown pokemon.

[@channelredacted6150]

i didn’t think the second story would make me physically nauseous

[@Cman04092]

"It was awful, make it stop" My thoughts exactly about your not remotely scary, murder porn gore fest or whatever you had going on there. Perfect time to insert that line though, very meta, lol.

[@MrDeanmfitz]

"Now thats what I call weight loss!"

[@cheekintenders]

More of these bad creepypasta stories. They were so funny

[@SeanORaigh]

Edgy gore aside, some of the writing in channel 10000 was really bad. You don't need to use the word appeared when you're describing things that the narrator can clearly see.

[@javihernandez8267]

Okay but was anyone else disappointed because the first story wasn't about an evil chunky little bat?? Like a giant bat struggling to fly because of how fat the little guy is?

[@bluesquadron8667]

I suspected the last one was gonna pull the rug and not be minecraft

[@MrDeanmfitz]

2nd story - he should have went to Askjeeves, definetly would have info on channel 10000

[@E_blanknamehere]

You lied cue This story made me quake with fear

[@jacketfr]

Lmaooo I remember the first story from HoodoHoodlumsRevenge, from many years ago. 😂 Brings me back ❤