PANELSTUCK 5.0 Homestuck Panel at Animinneapolis 2013

Reuploaded because of a copyright claim on music to avoid a strike on this account.
Full audio: vimeo.com/7301...
CAST LIST:
Team Rocket:
Rufioh / deckitout
Meenah / spabes
Dirk / firecrackerstorm
Jake / the-good-old-fashioned...
WILDKATS
Karkat / kayotics
Vriska / chlones
Dave / onekoolkat
John / tautochronegrave

[@cydniel4462]

"You look so much better on your knees." DirkJake shippers explode

[@CreativelyInsane1996]

yes we did :3

[@luarnbondvik886]

Team DrikxJake

[@jellyfsh]

Yes extremely obvious

[@ThePrincessofMagic]

Cyd Clair I squealed so much.

[@princesspeachy5601]

Cyd Clair i fell off my chair

[@DisillusionStarFruit]

I fucking love how Rufio had his legs grey like he knew he would take off his pants that day

[@rley101]

DisillusionStarFruit He just woke up that morning like, "Today is the day. Today, I shall strip for a panel."

[@FlowersOfIcetor]

"everyone's entitled to my opinion" is pretty much the vantas motto

[@IHeartFredGirl09]

Audience member: you find John attractive? KarKat: *walks away* Me: the truth has been revealed!

[@reno1309]

Did anyone else fangirl/fanboy when Dirk and Jake went at it? xD "You look so much better on your knees." (I can't stop saying this in Jake's voice.)

[@holloweddollart487]

i didXD it was amazing!~ they are so sassy XD and the jake cosplay is freaking beautiful ~

[@reno1309]

Yas. I love these cosplayers. They're all bootiful x3 I love them all really. C: The Meenah cosplayer is glubbin' amazing. (I just can't go without saying this. Cause I mean, Feferi is my Patron troll and I love Meenah and Fef as well as The Condescension.)

[@holloweddollart487]

nice! fef is adorableXD and meenah is so sassy she's fun to listen to. the condescension kinda scares be .-. i spent my entire day yesterday watching stuff these cosplayers were inXD

[@reno1309]

Yoooooooooooo I wanna find more with this Jake. xD I found one but I can't find anymore ;n;

[@holloweddollart487]

yeah i think i only know of this one and another one where he is co-hosting with caliborn

[@rley101]

Rufioh: "So, this game is a game played, that we learned from the Earth people." Dirk: *walks past* "WHAT UP!!?"

[@kjdorsey7030]

this is one of the best homestuck panels I've seen tbh. everyone connects and has fun, and I'm so jealous!

[@paitong6157]

For the "Yo Mama don't wear no socks game" I would've said, Yo mama don't wear no socks, I was there when she took them off. She threw them at a crow, Hey Dave? Where's your bro?

[@cydniel4462]

Too soon. Not really, but still. ;-;

[@derpy1993]

+Paiton G OMG XD

[@tryhardbanana5315]

Yo mama don't wear no socks I was there when she took em off She threw them at some foes But jegus, john, WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?

[@UnfictionEnthusiast]

G4merGir1 YES. ALL MY YES. -MARRY ME PL0X-

[@turntechbeats9508]

+G4merGir1 YAAAAAAAS

[@bellazlebub]

+G4merGir1 yo mama dont wear no socks. i was tehre when she took em off she threw them at some dank memes meenah is the fucking queen

[@xcele]

That Jake English holy crap!!!

[@ToonieTheToon]

Hes Amazing XDDDD

[@dreyblanc7503]

Dem that he ripped his shirt XDDD 😍😍😍😍😍

[@philtrashno2]

I CANT STOP WATCHING HIM IN THE BACKGROUND

[@bunnycrepes9063]

Did anyone else see Karkat's face at Jake and Vriska's pelvic thusting battle? I was literally spitting out my orange juice XD

[@olliestrider]

its 2023 and i rewatch this every couple of weeks omds

[@oliverthecoolest.]

iVE BEEN WATCHING HOMESTUCK PANELS JUST CUS iM WAITING FOR NYCC,,

[@katievincler]

this is literally my comfort video during the pandemic. as cringey as we like to remember the homestuck fandom, it was honestly such a special point in the most formative years of my life

[@aaronmoon1805]

Same. I’ve watched these over and over since they came out and it’s so comforting to know what happens and they’re so funny

[@xcele]

I’m almost 21 and used to watch this all the time when I was 12 🥲 this is my comfort video even though I’m not into honestly anymore. Honestly best years of my life 🤧

[@lukakujo7119]

Never eat while watching these i almost choked two times from laughter. Meenah didnt help at all.

[@kankirty7934]

I choked as soon as karkat started twerking

[@lukakujo7119]

Kankirty Karkat: "I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!!! xD

[@WolfOfTheWillowKmm]

Found you twi XDD

[@lukakujo7119]

WolfOfTheWillow Kmm ouo

[@jesswizzle]

Found you Twi.

[@ohjeez5371]

im sorry can you repeat that i was staring at jakes washboard abs

[@a-fox-shaped-marshmellow3199]

i lost it at "you look better on your knees"

[@jeg7256]

saME

[@KS-dy4ew]

SAME

[@yourmother8290]

It's probably true tho...

[@takeashotelliot9045]

most likely i keep watching

[@shrimpyshrimp2243]

god i remember watching this five years ago, i really wish there were still huge homestuck panels now that im 18 and can actually pay for my own tickets

[@clorbdorb1245]

Going through tons of old homestuck panels because I'm getting back into it, and this is one of the greatest casts I've seen on a panel. Everyone here is like the best I've seen of their respective characters (Especially the Wildkats)

[@gamzeemakara5112]

Yo mOmMa dOn'T wEaR nO sOcKs, I wAs ThErE wHeN sHe ToOk ThEm OfF. sHe ThReW tHeM aT tHe LiGhT, *EVERYONES GOING TO DIE TONIGHT*

[@gabs2740]

welcome to the dark carnival, brother.

[@derse_lol_ogy3014]

*honking intensifies*

[@eddie-fi4kx]

That karkat should go on more panels just saying

[@Cannibal-Wings]

The Karkat for Panelstuck was on all of the previous Panelstucks that they did. I don't know if any footage of those early 2011 and 2012 panels were ever captured, but it's been the same Karkat. As of right now, this crew isn't doing any more Homestuck panels, as most of the cast is no longer interested in the comic.

[@eddie-fi4kx]

+Lord Tien oh ok thanks for the info

[@frankie1406]

That's such a shame. Do they do panels on anything else or have they done in the past 'cause I find any..

[@eddie-fi4kx]

Tad Strange did you even read what lord tien typed

[@frankie1406]

Sorry. I should've specified. "They" being the group itself not just the Karkat. My bad.

[@ciearria]

Here in 2023 because this is easily the best panel I’ve ever seen 🤣 This has become a comfort video

[@talesofbeatusfatum2794]

I LOVE THIS PANEL!!! Im already cryng from laughter and im not even halfway through the panel...

[@USUKluvr]

16:55 theoretically Dave did the worm... If the worm has just been stepped on X3

[@SomeAnonymousFanGirl]

I just love how so many of the sburb live cast were in the audience, like the aradia, the karkat, the caliborn, the terezi etc etc etc

[@Cannibal-Wings]

That's because we're all friends and Panelstuck was one hell of a show. I know I haven't missed a single performance!

[@SomeAnonymousFanGirl]

You guys have really great panels! I love watching the SBURB live and Panelstuck panels, especially because apparently people don't do Homestuck panels at anime cons where I live, so it makes me happy knowing I can watch and enjoy all of your awesome performances on KZbin. (and it was really funny seeing you in that dangan ronpa panel :P)

[@DaveStriderBroStrider]

Lord Tien lol i loved the very end where dave asked well shit the basement is flooded where r the buckets and u said freeze get out of here and what relle killed me was you asked the same thing lol and the john cosplayer I loved how she fell dying of laughter I died and u make a very good karkat cosplayer

[@DaveStriderBroStrider]

Lord Tien im sorry I got u mixed up wit the panel karkat on the panel lol

[@WombatCombat33]

I had to rewatch the first ten minutes or so because I was too busy fangirling over the Jake cosplay

[@quixoticknavery2768]

iM GONNA CRY "you look so much better on your knees" TEARS OF SHIPPING

[@plutototoh]

8 years later and "Hey Karakat I think you got a girlfriend!" "I THINK I GOT MY ASS SLAPPED" still gets me 🤣

[@bubbleslot]

I wish I could find homestuck panels like this nowadays :'(

[@deidara6796]

this panel is iconic tbfh

[@actualtrashworsethannagito5193]

me and my brother are doing the camp song thing and this is how i ended it: Your momma dont wear no socks! I was there when she took them off! She threw them in a pond! You aren't going to win so just abscond!

[@angelicatesado6296]

HELL YEAH!!! XD

[@actualtrashworsethannagito5193]

+Angelica Tesado I felt so proud of myself

[@karkatvantas734]

note to self: don't wear a skirt

[@ratbag268]

I love the yo mamma battle between john and dave (starts 34:00) and also dirk and jake (starts at 27:35 ) and karkats splits

[@ratbag268]

+Rat bag also spock and vriska at 34:38

[@peytonjones8463]

+Rat bag dont forget meenah and vriska

[@ratbag268]

just the whole game lol

[@peytonjones8463]

+Rat bag yassssssss!!!!!!!!

[@ToonieTheToon]

I KNOW RIGHT XDDD

[@vex080]

that guy who say dirk what do you think about a hug and was with karkat in the titanic scene was from the nyah pro channel :D 55:05 Karkat: where are the buckets i laughed my ass off :'D

[@kimberleypendley9656]

I died

[@morganfreeman7639]

35:57 Everyone wants a lap dance from Karkat XD

[@-insuffi-1298]

This is my favorite homestuck panel. All characters other than Jake did amazing improv with their character. Although Jake did get that proudness right, so I have to give that to him. And may I say, Rufio, Meenah, and John did fucking awesome at their improv. Seriously. Awesome. Meenah especially. Other than that, the no rules thing was great! I think I made the audience feel like they were able to get to know the characters the panel hosted. And honestly I felt sad when I saw it was over, because I actually felt I knew the characters. So anyway, I hope any people in this panel see this comment and think, well damn. We did pretty good. Thanks for filming this.

[@Cannibal-Wings]

+Some Guy I wasn't on this panelstuck, I'm one of the Karkat's in the audience, but I know everyone who was involved with this panel. And let me tell you, if they read this I'm sure they would all smile. Putting on panels isn't easy and I'm 100% certain that comments like this one would brighten up their days. Thank you for writing this.

[@-insuffi-1298]

+Lord Tien Okay, one, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RESPONDING DUDE! Just wanted to get that through, since you're one of my favorite Karkat cosplayers! And two, that would be so cool if they saw my comment! Excuse my cliché manner, but you brought smile to my face as well! Okay, I'll just let myself out now, but thanks a lot for responding.

[@faeriescope]

I absolutely LOVED when Dave and John had a ministrife at 34:00

[@thughyung]

NAH NO WAY THIS WAS 8 YEARS AGO IM NOT OLD RIGHT

[@BloodRose411]

49:45 eridan cosplayer from another panelstuck! i love his voice! *fangirling*

[@BloodRose411]

its the spock i believe

[@marmageddon]

Right, now we need is a blue phone box that is bigger on the inside than the outside..

[@frankie1406]

That Dirk's fucking hips don't lie

[@acidheavens]

57:08 being the SPN fan I am I fangirled and started yelling, "WHY THE SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE!?"

[@skythekiiler9600]

I am In love with this Jake Cosplayer.

[@skythekiiler9600]

not gonna lie. When they removed their Pants, my eyes went straight to John's Crotch.

[@michellenieroda9075]

Meenah!!! Shes fits the personality great I love her

[@brianneortiz7410]

Jake: Your momma don't wear no socks, i was there when she took them off, she threw it at some cheese *gets real close* you look so much better when you're on your knees Audience: ooOoo! Favorite part, i love the drama between jake and dirk .u.

[@gamzeemakara7838]

Jake....Vriska...Pelvic thrust...I'll be dying in the corner if you need me ;-;

[@wheelbar2561]

26:55 free replay button for the "Yo Mama Don't Wear No Socks (Ding Dong)" game because that shit was amazing

[@FunSubs]

They deadass made a reference to Holes 💀

[@fandrus3271]

I'm surprised that nobody dared anyone to make out with another person...

[@talesofbeatusfatum2794]

Ikr... I honestly thought on a panel with no rules they would dare kissing...but..sadly no..

[@Cannibal-Wings]

Dj fandrus It's almost like the audience was mature or something? Wow. Incredible.

[@fandrus3271]

Lord Tien but the ships! :3

[@talesofbeatusfatum2794]

Lord Tien ikr...mature audience..wow

[@roseBlight13]

I really liked the karkat in this one.

[@lalaloopsy111]

I'm so in love with Dirk and Dave

[@fecalmatter7488]

I like how the meenah and the vriska were acting towards each other in this especially since the recent update

[@beccamckinnon6830]

This cast was awesome! I just wanted to go up to dirk and hug him! And I literally gasped when John talked about Dirk to Dave. WHY JOHN WHY! The games and the dares were awesome, and a lot of shipping opportunities came up. This was by far the best panel I've seen other then " A Bucket Full Of Homestuck."

[@Mossgraves]

Ive never been attracted to a jake cosplay like this

[@DaveStriderBroStrider]

lol omg that meenah cosplayer she is hilarious the "yo moma don't wear no fuckin socks" I died laughing I'm talking falling out of bed laughing I was laughing so hard lol XD

[@isaac-gg6qq]

YOUR MAMA AIN'T WEAR NO SOCKS I WAS THERE WHEN SHE TOOK 'EM OFF SHE THREW THEM AT A CROW DAVE DID YOU CRY WHEN YOU SAW THE BODY OF YOUR BRO

[@DaveStriderBroStrider]

Don't Forget The Sun, Love yo mama ain't wear no socks I was there when she took them off she threw them at ya head to bad your dad is dead haha

[@dirkstrider2027]

DaveStrider &BroStrider Your mamma don't were no socks I was there when she took 'em off she threw them at a crow dave did you cry when you saw the body of your bro. Sorry but I just couldn't help my self

[@ratbag268]

+DaveStrider &BroStrider (CielandSebby92) the replies and first comment of this just made me laugh so much... many because dirk made a joke about dead bro to Dave... sorry I had to put this...

[@crow-perch]

Jake's reaction at 1:03:17 is the most beautiful thing ever.

[@deadlyefficient4139]

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS

[@mausch3n]

Your mother does not wear socks I was present when she removed them I saw her throw them into a laundry basket This game is highly illogical This killed me XD

[@Dragoneisha777]

I recognise some of these guys from another panel, they're all awesome

[@beforusAJ]

this jake? being my dream guy? dear mother of fuck yea

[@daydayluvsu]

I'm like THATS THE TAMAKI COSPLAYER FROM NYAHPRO COSPLAY I WAS FREAKING OUT

[@kenzie5000]

Adayla Carlson sameee

[@thelizarddictator8746]

I’m like 95% sure the gamzee in the audience was my sixth grade teacher and I can’t

[@naomabobian5098]

That Vriska vs Meenah in this panel is certainly debunked by Friday's update XD

[@rexiboo]

yOU LOOK SO MUCH BETTER WHEN YOUR ON YOUR KNEES I SWE AR MY DIRKJAKE SELF CAME IN AND I SPAZZED SO HARd

[@heirofpolio7703]

this is my favorite panel. its just 10kids fucking around in homestuck costume

[@kayetoledo7915]

This is one of the most fun homestuck panels I've seen so far, I would've loved to be there in person💙

[@lunamalfoy3440]

just noticed dave and dirk disappear at some point

[@KUMAKURA]

Morgan(Dirk) was really sick and his girlfriend, Lindsey(Dave), took him out. Morgan didn't even remember much of this panel.

[@lunamalfoy3440]

Aww I hope she got better

[@KUMAKURA]

*He. Morgan is a boy XD

[@lunamalfoy3440]

sorry

[@dreptile]

Still one of my fav panels to this day 😭

[@philtrashno2]

dirk and jake get a room challenge

[@iamliteraltrash1644]

I was expecting a Gamzee in the audience to sing this: Gamzee: Yo mama don't wear no socks, I was there when she took them off. She threw them at a bed, come on, Nepeta, let's not *lose our heads*.

[@francisarlington4425]

Anyone else rewatching homestuck panels in 2020 quarantine bc it’s 2 am and the world is falling down around us? Just me?? Okay.

[@derse_lol_ogy3014]

Nah homie that's all I do.

[@francisarlington4425]

karkat kinnie oh thank god im not alone

[@derse_lol_ogy3014]

@@francisarlington4425 ur never alone when ur a homestuck

[@Cannibal-Wings]

Hey, I'm not actually on this panel, I'm in the audience, but I'm the Karkat from some other MN panels, mostly Sburb Live! and I was scrolling through comments on the videos for nostalgia reasons, and I just want to say that hey, I'm really happy you could find a distraction in us goofing off on stage. The world is pretty shit right now, and odds aren't looking up for the rest of year, but if we hold on to what makes us smile and laugh we'll all get through it.

[@francisarlington4425]

Tye dude,,, this was super wholesome

[@philtrashno2]

wait omg isnt the "striders dont cry" karkat cosplayer the one that walked into the danganronpa panel

[@destinydynamites]

i love ur name+pfp

[@ashdofkgkkgfjekgkgkg1776]

ok thank god kankri wasn't there to see this

[@Kk0021]

If anyone one here watches NYAHPRO at 31:08 is that the guy who cosplays as Tamaki, Finn etc?

[@rley101]

Princess Zelda Omg, yes. I fangirled so hard. He is so damn perfect. He even likes Homestuck. How can he possibly get better?!

[@CoreDancer22]

LORD TEIN SIGHTING. I REPEAT. LORD TEIN SIGHTING.

[@Max-bw2xk]

YES THANK GOD IMNOT ALONE

[@Cannibal-Wings]

I happen to go to panels run by friends?? I didn't know I was a thing to spot. haha.

[@CoreDancer22]

OH MY GOD HE RESPONDED //dies//

[@ohjeez5371]

UHM LITERATEKNITS SPOTTING, AND ALSO ACID-PUMPKIN

[@Cannibal-Wings]

Ze Flaffy Pamcaek It's almost like we're all friends and go to other friends panels to support them. haha. Sorry if that sounded sassy, it's just funny to think that we're items to spot at other friend's panels.

[@stardustnothing6115]

I could watch the yo mama wear no socks part for eternity

[@rosecal19]

Go home Jake...You're drunk

[@devilsacolyte6268]

Lol

[@peytonjones8463]

hes acting very drunk and very gay

[@takeashotelliot9045]

+Peyton Jones i would only guess

[@themonochromeglove9062]

Gamzee was getting some love from Meenah at the end ~O3O~ new ship discovered!

[@kendraskidmore4988]

the best part was when u all played "Your mamma don't where no socks"

[@megberburtiago7428]

Did no one else notice Karkats' face the entire time Jake and Vriska were having the thrust contest ?

[@jenspar3796]

THAT DAVE IS OVER 18!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN HE'S SHORT!!!!!But awesome. He is awesome.

[@MaxDenton]

I have watched this literally FIVE FREAKING MILLION TIMES!! I know everything they say, i remember all the dares, everything. Your mama don't wear no socks. i was there when she took 'em off. she threw them at a stork. Gee, John was right, Dave is short.

[@wumbson2024]

THE MALE ROXY. IS THAT THE TAMAKI FROM NYAHPRO?

[@PacoTheMohawk]

Yes.

[@emberflame7135]

I thought I was the only one who recognized him.

[@cherubshakespeare7425]

this is one of the best panel videos

[@giarosarbo4626]

That Meenah has like the PERFECT body...I'm so jealous :( Dat twerking contest was hilarious

[@nepetaleijon8095]

:33

[@arlofinch4628]

At first when i was watching this i was like "Darn, Lord Tien 's not in it" because their like my all time favorite karkat then he joined the song and I just freaked out when I saw them.

[@Cannibal-Wings]

Elly Uljanec I love supporting my friends' panels though. It's so much fun to be in the audience and watch something like this. I don't think I stopped laughing through the whole thing.

[@libra7635]

Elly Uljanec OMG BESTKARKAT HAS A KZbin ACCOUNT I HAD NO IDEA. ANd this panel also has BestDirk BestDave BestJohn and BestJake!

[@Cannibal-Wings]

Oh man, I don't know if I'm the "best" Karkat but thank you! I do have a KZbin Channel, right now it's pretty bare but I might post more than just audition videos someday.

[@libra7635]

Lord Tien Nope, best Karkat. :-D

[@naturalchibi]

This is like the third time I am watching this! SERIOUSLY BE IMPRESSED! This is impressive because I am SEVERELY ADHD and I like..... never watch videos I find on youtube more than once ((if it is just music, then I don't even watch the video just listen to the music.)) I want to tell these people that I love them and they are awesome

[@donovan1906]

When they did the pick up line battle I would have said: "spell me" "M E" "you forgot the D" "there's no D in me" " of yet."

[@donovan1906]

*not yet.

[@shrimpyshrimp2243]

How I would've responded to the "You look so much better on your knees" Me: "She threw em for a dollar, you look so much better with a collar"

[@judithsiu5729]

OMLJ JAKE ENGLISHs MUTHUFUKN BODY HOLY DAMN

[@ひかる-m9m]

When the camera person shiwed the crowd I SAW SO MANY OF MY FAVORITE COSPLAYERS

[@MCTechnicKitties]

I''m sorry, Spock won.

[@alexasmith392]

Oh Dirk and dave did hold hands and left before they played Freeze. Soo cute plus Dave holded Dirk's glasses!!!!!!!!!

[@vriskaserket7630]

Meenah: "I remember my lusus came and scolded me-" Me: *Pauses video* Me: IF YOUR LUSUS WAS GL'BGOLYB (Due to Meenah's blood color) I DON'T WANT YOUR LUSUS SAYIN' ANYTHING!

[@Shadamy9987]

OMG when that guy asked Dirk for a hug, am i the only one who relised that He was Tamaki in one of the Ouran Pannels?

[@emmaiacovino2165]

i have a felling that the gamzee was mrs undead rainbow but im not sure it looked like it the gamzee at 59:58

[@airbear2421]

4:28 DAMNIT I REMEMBER THAT VOICE ANYWHERE, I SWEAR TO GOG I SEE THAT EQUIUS IN ALMOST EVERY HS PANEL VID I FIND

[@dragongirl577]

Pick-up line dare was hilarious!!!! XDD

[@lindalitchy-cervantes3163]

Great panel! Though I just realized Dave and Dirk suddenly disappeared somewhere near the end and I'm wondering 'How did I not see that?'