PANELSTUCK 5.0 Homestuck Panel at Animinneapolis 2013

Reuploaded because of a copyright claim on music to avoid a strike on this account.
Full audio: vimeo.com/73015979
CAST LIST:
Team Rocket:
Rufioh / deckitout
Meenah / spabes
Dirk / firecrackerstorm
Jake / the-good-old-fashioned...
WILDKATS
Karkat / kayotics
Vriska / chlones
Dave / onekoolkat
John / tautochronegrave

[@DisillusionStarFruit]

I fucking love how Rufio had his legs grey like he knew he would take off his pants that day

[@rley101]

DisillusionStarFruit He just woke up that morning like, "Today is the day. Today, I shall strip for a panel."

[@cydniel4462]

"You look so much better on your knees." DirkJake shippers explode

[@CreativelyInsane1996]

yes we did :3

[@luarnbondvik886]

Team DrikxJake

[@jellyfsh]

Yes extremely obvious

[@ThePrincessofMagic]

Cyd Clair I squealed so much.

[@princesspeachy5601]

Cyd Clair i fell off my chair

[@FlowersOfIcetor]

"everyone's entitled to my opinion" is pretty much the vantas motto

[@IHeartFredGirl09]

Audience member: you find John attractive? KarKat: *walks away* Me: the truth has been revealed!

[@kjdorsey7030]

this is one of the best homestuck panels I've seen tbh. everyone connects and has fun, and I'm so jealous!

[@xcele]

That Jake English holy crap!!!

[@ToonieTheToon]

Hes Amazing XDDDD

[@dreyblanc7503]

Dem that he ripped his shirt XDDD 😍😍😍😍😍

[@philtrash2303]

I CANT STOP WATCHING HIM IN THE BACKGROUND

[@rley101]

Rufioh: "So, this game is a game played, that we learned from the Earth people." Dirk: *walks past* "WHAT UP!!?"

[@tryhardbanana5315]

Yo mama don't wear no socks I was there when she took em off She threw them at some foes But jegus, john, WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?

[@UnfictionEnthusiast]

G4merGir1 YES. ALL MY YES. -MARRY ME PL0X-

[@turntechbeats9508]

+G4merGir1 YAAAAAAAS

[@bellazlebub]

+G4merGir1 yo mama dont wear no socks. i was tehre when she took em off she threw them at some dank memes meenah is the fucking queen

[@reno1309]

Did anyone else fangirl/fanboy when Dirk and Jake went at it? xD "You look so much better on your knees." (I can't stop saying this in Jake's voice.)

[@holloweddollart487]

i didXD it was amazing!~ they are so sassy XD and the jake cosplay is freaking beautiful ~

[@reno1309]

Yas. I love these cosplayers. They're all bootiful x3 I love them all really. C: The Meenah cosplayer is glubbin' amazing. (I just can't go without saying this. Cause I mean, Feferi is my Patron troll and I love Meenah and Fef as well as The Condescension.)

[@holloweddollart487]

nice! fef is adorableXD and meenah is so sassy she's fun to listen to. the condescension kinda scares be .-. i spent my entire day yesterday watching stuff these cosplayers were inXD

[@reno1309]

Yoooooooooooo I wanna find more with this Jake. xD I found one but I can't find anymore ;n;

[@holloweddollart487]

yeah i think i only know of this one and another one where he is co-hosting with caliborn

[@paitong6157]

For the "Yo Mama don't wear no socks game" I would've said, Yo mama don't wear no socks, I was there when she took them off. She threw them at a crow, Hey Dave? Where's your bro?

[@cydniel4462]

Too soon. Not really, but still. ;-;

[@derpy1993]

+Paiton G OMG XD

[@ohjeez5371]

im sorry can you repeat that i was staring at jakes washboard abs

[@bunnycrepes9063]

Did anyone else see Karkat's face at Jake and Vriska's pelvic thusting battle? I was literally spitting out my orange juice XD

[@gamzeemakara5112]

Yo mOmMa dOn'T wEaR nO sOcKs, I wAs ThErE wHeN sHe ToOk ThEm OfF. sHe ThReW tHeM aT tHe LiGhT, *EVERYONES GOING TO DIE TONIGHT*

[@gabs2740]

welcome to the dark carnival, brother.

[@derse_lol_ogy3014]

*honking intensifies*

[@a-fox-shaped-marshmellow3199]

i lost it at "you look better on your knees"

[@jeg7256]

saME

[@KS-dy4ew]

SAME

[@yourmother8290]

It's probably true tho...

[@takeashotelliot9045]

most likely i keep watching

[@katievincler]

this is literally my comfort video during the pandemic. as cringey as we like to remember the homestuck fandom, it was honestly such a special point in the most formative years of my life

[@aaronmoon1805]

Same. I’ve watched these over and over since they came out and it’s so comforting to know what happens and they’re so funny

[@xcele]

I’m almost 21 and used to watch this all the time when I was 12 🥲 this is my comfort video even though I’m not into honestly anymore. Honestly best years of my life 🤧

[@lukakujo7119]

Never eat while watching these i almost choked two times from laughter. Meenah didnt help at all.

[@kankirty7934]

I choked as soon as karkat started twerking

[@lukakujo7119]

Kankirty Karkat: "I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!!! xD

[@WolfOfTheWillowKmm]

Found you twi XDD

[@lukakujo7119]

WolfOfTheWillow Kmm ouo

[@jesswizzle]

Found you Twi.

[@eddie-fi4kx]

That karkat should go on more panels just saying

[@Cannibal-Wings]

The Karkat for Panelstuck was on all of the previous Panelstucks that they did. I don't know if any footage of those early 2011 and 2012 panels were ever captured, but it's been the same Karkat. As of right now, this crew isn't doing any more Homestuck panels, as most of the cast is no longer interested in the comic.

[@eddie-fi4kx]

+Lord Tien oh ok thanks for the info

[@frankie1406]

That's such a shame. Do they do panels on anything else or have they done in the past 'cause I find any..

[@eddie-fi4kx]

Tad Strange did you even read what lord tien typed

[@frankie1406]

Sorry. I should've specified. "They" being the group itself not just the Karkat. My bad.

[@ciearria]

Here in 2023 because this is easily the best panel I’ve ever seen 🤣 This has become a comfort video

[@shrimpyshrimp2243]

god i remember watching this five years ago, i really wish there were still huge homestuck panels now that im 18 and can actually pay for my own tickets

[@clorbdorb1245]

Going through tons of old homestuck panels because I'm getting back into it, and this is one of the greatest casts I've seen on a panel. Everyone here is like the best I've seen of their respective characters (Especially the Wildkats)

[@bubbleslotp2561]

I wish I could find homestuck panels like this nowadays :'(

[@karkatvantas734]

note to self: don't wear a skirt

[@WombatCombat33]

I had to rewatch the first ten minutes or so because I was too busy fangirling over the Jake cosplay

[@quixoticknavery2768]

iM GONNA CRY "you look so much better on your knees" TEARS OF SHIPPING

[@actualtrashworsethannagito5193]

me and my brother are doing the camp song thing and this is how i ended it: Your momma dont wear no socks! I was there when she took them off! She threw them in a pond! You aren't going to win so just abscond!

[@angelicatesado6296]

HELL YEAH!!! XD

[@actualtrashworsethannagito5193]

+Angelica Tesado I felt so proud of myself

[@USUKluvr]

16:55 theoretically Dave did the worm... If the worm has just been stepped on X3

[@plutototoh]

8 years later and "Hey Karakat I think you got a girlfriend!" "I THINK I GOT MY ASS SLAPPED" still gets me 🤣

[@morganfreeman7639]

35:57 Everyone wants a lap dance from Karkat XD

[@deidara6796]

this panel is iconic tbfh

[@vex080]

that guy who say dirk what do you think about a hug and was with karkat in the titanic scene was from the nyah pro channel :D 55:05 Karkat: where are the buckets i laughed my ass off :'D

[@kimberleypendley9656]

I died

[@ratbag268]

I love the yo mamma battle between john and dave (starts 34:00) and also dirk and jake (starts at 27:35 ) and karkats splits

[@ratbag268]

+Rat bag also spock and vriska at 34:38

[@peytonjones8463]

+Rat bag dont forget meenah and vriska

[@ratbag268]

just the whole game lol

[@peytonjones8463]

+Rat bag yassssssss!!!!!!!!

[@ToonieTheToon]

I KNOW RIGHT XDDD

[@skythekiiler9600]

I am In love with this Jake Cosplayer.

[@skythekiiler9600]

not gonna lie. When they removed their Pants, my eyes went straight to John's Crotch.

[@BloodRose411]

49:45 eridan cosplayer from another panelstuck! i love his voice! *fangirling*

[@BloodRose411]

its the spock i believe

[@ashdofkgkkgfjekgkgkg1776]

ok thank god kankri wasn't there to see this

[@philtrash2303]

dirk and jake get a room challenge

[@fandrus3271]

I'm surprised that nobody dared anyone to make out with another person...

[@talesofbeatusfatum2794]

Ikr... I honestly thought on a panel with no rules they would dare kissing...but..sadly no..

[@Cannibal-Wings]

Dj fandrus It's almost like the audience was mature or something? Wow. Incredible.

[@fandrus3271]

Lord Tien but the ships! :3

[@talesofbeatusfatum2794]

Lord Tien ikr...mature audience..wow

[@michellenieroda9075]

Meenah!!! Shes fits the personality great I love her

[@talesofbeatusfatum2794]

I LOVE THIS PANEL!!! Im already cryng from laughter and im not even halfway through the panel...

[@DaveStriderBroStrider]

lol omg that meenah cosplayer she is hilarious the "yo moma don't wear no fuckin socks" I died laughing I'm talking falling out of bed laughing I was laughing so hard lol XD

[@isaac-gg6qq]

YOUR MAMA AIN'T WEAR NO SOCKS I WAS THERE WHEN SHE TOOK 'EM OFF SHE THREW THEM AT A CROW DAVE DID YOU CRY WHEN YOU SAW THE BODY OF YOUR BRO

[@DaveStriderBroStrider]

Don't Forget The Sun, Love yo mama ain't wear no socks I was there when she took them off she threw them at ya head to bad your dad is dead haha

[@dirkstrider2027]

DaveStrider &BroStrider Your mamma don't were no socks I was there when she took 'em off she threw them at a crow dave did you cry when you saw the body of your bro. Sorry but I just couldn't help my self

[@ratbag268]

+DaveStrider &BroStrider (CielandSebby92) the replies and first comment of this just made me laugh so much... many because dirk made a joke about dead bro to Dave... sorry I had to put this...

[@deadlyefficient4139]

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS

[@faeriescope]

I absolutely LOVED when Dave and John had a ministrife at 34:00

[@SomeAnonymousFanGirl]

I just love how so many of the sburb live cast were in the audience, like the aradia, the karkat, the caliborn, the terezi etc etc etc

[@Cannibal-Wings]

That's because we're all friends and Panelstuck was one hell of a show. I know I haven't missed a single performance!

[@SomeAnonymousFanGirl]

You guys have really great panels! I love watching the SBURB live and Panelstuck panels, especially because apparently people don't do Homestuck panels at anime cons where I live, so it makes me happy knowing I can watch and enjoy all of your awesome performances on KZbin. (and it was really funny seeing you in that dangan ronpa panel :P)

[@DaveStriderBroStrider]

Lord Tien lol i loved the very end where dave asked well shit the basement is flooded where r the buckets and u said freeze get out of here and what relle killed me was you asked the same thing lol and the john cosplayer I loved how she fell dying of laughter I died and u make a very good karkat cosplayer

[@DaveStriderBroStrider]

Lord Tien im sorry I got u mixed up wit the panel karkat on the panel lol

[@gamzeemakara7838]

Jake....Vriska...Pelvic thrust...I'll be dying in the corner if you need me ;-;

[@olliestrider]

its 2023 and i rewatch this every couple of weeks omds

[@oliverthecoolest.]

iVE BEEN WATCHING HOMESTUCK PANELS JUST CUS iM WAITING FOR NYCC,,

[@roseBlight13]

I really liked the karkat in this one.

[@acidheavens]

57:08 being the SPN fan I am I fangirled and started yelling, "WHY THE SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE!?"

[@stardustnothing6115]

I could watch the yo mama wear no socks part for eternity

[@-insuffi-1298]

This is my favorite homestuck panel. All characters other than Jake did amazing improv with their character. Although Jake did get that proudness right, so I have to give that to him. And may I say, Rufio, Meenah, and John did fucking awesome at their improv. Seriously. Awesome. Meenah especially. Other than that, the no rules thing was great! I think I made the audience feel like they were able to get to know the characters the panel hosted. And honestly I felt sad when I saw it was over, because I actually felt I knew the characters. So anyway, I hope any people in this panel see this comment and think, well damn. We did pretty good. Thanks for filming this.

[@Cannibal-Wings]

+Some Guy I wasn't on this panelstuck, I'm one of the Karkat's in the audience, but I know everyone who was involved with this panel. And let me tell you, if they read this I'm sure they would all smile. Putting on panels isn't easy and I'm 100% certain that comments like this one would brighten up their days. Thank you for writing this.

[@-insuffi-1298]

+Lord Tien Okay, one, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RESPONDING DUDE! Just wanted to get that through, since you're one of my favorite Karkat cosplayers! And two, that would be so cool if they saw my comment! Excuse my cliché manner, but you brought smile to my face as well! Okay, I'll just let myself out now, but thanks a lot for responding.

[@brianneortiz7410]

Jake: Your momma don't wear no socks, i was there when she took them off, she threw it at some cheese *gets real close* you look so much better when you're on your knees Audience: ooOoo! Favorite part, i love the drama between jake and dirk .u.

[@rosecal19]

Go home Jake...You're drunk

[@devilsacolyte6268]

Lol

[@peytonjones8463]

hes acting very drunk and very gay

[@takeashotelliot9045]

+Peyton Jones i would only guess

[@frankie1406]

That Dirk's fucking hips don't lie

[@deeddles1]

Jake's reaction at 1:03:17 is the most beautiful thing ever.

[@braindeademo6960]

Your mother does not wear socks I was present when she removed them I saw her throw them into a laundry basket This game is highly illogical This killed me XD

[@naomabobian5098]

That Vriska vs Meenah in this panel is certainly debunked by Friday's update XD

[@MCTechnicKitties]

I''m sorry, Spock won.

[@wheelbar2561]

26:55 free replay button for the "Yo Mama Don't Wear No Socks (Ding Dong)" game because that shit was amazing

[@MaxDenton]

I have watched this literally FIVE FREAKING MILLION TIMES!! I know everything they say, i remember all the dares, everything. Your mama don't wear no socks. i was there when she took 'em off. she threw them at a stork. Gee, John was right, Dave is short.

[@jenspar3796]

THAT DAVE IS OVER 18!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN HE'S SHORT!!!!!But awesome. He is awesome.

[@billhawkins5959]

Is it just me or is anyone else is watching this in 2019 Just because is funny

[@philtrash2303]

wait omg isnt the "striders dont cry" karkat cosplayer the one that walked into the danganronpa panel

[@destinydynamites]

i love ur name+pfp

[@wumbson2024]

THE MALE ROXY. IS THAT THE TAMAKI FROM NYAHPRO?

[@PacoTheMohawk]

Yes.

[@emberflame7135]

I thought I was the only one who recognized him.

[@daydayluvsu]

I'm like THATS THE TAMAKI COSPLAYER FROM NYAHPRO COSPLAY I WAS FREAKING OUT

[@kenzie5000]

Adayla Carlson sameee

[@francisarlington4425]

Anyone else rewatching homestuck panels in 2020 quarantine bc it’s 2 am and the world is falling down around us? Just me?? Okay.

[@derse_lol_ogy3014]

Nah homie that's all I do.

[@francisarlington4425]

karkat kinnie oh thank god im not alone

[@derse_lol_ogy3014]

@@francisarlington4425 ur never alone when ur a homestuck

[@Cannibal-Wings]

Hey, I'm not actually on this panel, I'm in the audience, but I'm the Karkat from some other MN panels, mostly Sburb Live! and I was scrolling through comments on the videos for nostalgia reasons, and I just want to say that hey, I'm really happy you could find a distraction in us goofing off on stage. The world is pretty shit right now, and odds aren't looking up for the rest of year, but if we hold on to what makes us smile and laugh we'll all get through it.

[@francisarlington4425]

Tye dude,,, this was super wholesome

[@themonochromeglove9062]

Gamzee was getting some love from Meenah at the end ~O3O~ new ship discovered!

[@lalaloopsy111]

I'm so in love with Dirk and Dave

[@Dragoneisha777]

I recognise some of these guys from another panel, they're all awesome

[@lunamalfoy3440]

just noticed dave and dirk disappear at some point

[@KUMAKURA]

Morgan(Dirk) was really sick and his girlfriend, Lindsey(Dave), took him out. Morgan didn't even remember much of this panel.

[@lunamalfoy3440]

Aww I hope she got better

[@KUMAKURA]

*He. Morgan is a boy XD

[@lunamalfoy3440]

sorry

[@heirofpolio7703]

this is my favorite panel. its just 10kids fucking around in homestuck costume

[@sisstrider7214]

Wildcats has 8 letters. (::::

[@airbear2421]

4:28 DAMNIT I REMEMBER THAT VOICE ANYWHERE, I SWEAR TO GOG I SEE THAT EQUIUS IN ALMOST EVERY HS PANEL VID I FIND

[@iamliteraltrash1644]

I was expecting a Gamzee in the audience to sing this: Gamzee: Yo mama don't wear no socks, I was there when she took them off. She threw them at a bed, come on, Nepeta, let's not *lose our heads*.

[@Kk0021]

If anyone one here watches NYAHPRO at 31:08 is that the guy who cosplays as Tamaki, Finn etc?

[@rley101]

Princess Zelda Omg, yes. I fangirled so hard. He is so damn perfect. He even likes Homestuck. How can he possibly get better?!

[@beccamckinnon6830]

This cast was awesome! I just wanted to go up to dirk and hug him! And I literally gasped when John talked about Dirk to Dave. WHY JOHN WHY! The games and the dares were awesome, and a lot of shipping opportunities came up. This was by far the best panel I've seen other then " A Bucket Full Of Homestuck."

[@kendraskidmore4988]

the best part was when u all played "Your mamma don't where no socks"

[@giarosarbo4626]

That Meenah has like the PERFECT body...I'm so jealous :( Dat twerking contest was hilarious

[@aaronskrrtskrrt8898]

this video gives me life

[@mattie5058]

I've watched this 4 times at least

[@mattie5058]

And I'm here again

[@kayetoledo7915]

This is one of the most fun homestuck panels I've seen so far, I would've loved to be there in person💙

[@lukebrowneblogs9910]

You look better on your knees, please help me breathe

[@CoreDancer22]

LORD TEIN SIGHTING. I REPEAT. LORD TEIN SIGHTING.

[@Max-bw2xk]

YES THANK GOD IMNOT ALONE

[@Cannibal-Wings]

I happen to go to panels run by friends?? I didn't know I was a thing to spot. haha.

[@CoreDancer22]

OH MY GOD HE RESPONDED //dies//

[@ohjeez5371]

UHM LITERATEKNITS SPOTTING, AND ALSO ACID-PUMPKIN

[@Cannibal-Wings]

Ze Flaffy Pamcaek It's almost like we're all friends and go to other friends panels to support them. haha. Sorry if that sounded sassy, it's just funny to think that we're items to spot at other friend's panels.

[@judithsiu5729]

OMLJ JAKE ENGLISHs MUTHUFUKN BODY HOLY DAMN

[@volatilemolotov667]

wHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[@thelizarddictator8746]

I’m like 95% sure the gamzee in the audience was my sixth grade teacher and I can’t

[@fandomserket7189]

Did you notice the supernatural reference?

[@user-kr6uf8wr1x]

I did and I don't even watch Supernatural xD

[@nekoussans4421]

no

[@gayconfusedmuffin5608]

I SHIP DIRK JAKE SO HARD OMFG

[@fecalmatter7488]

I like how the meenah and the vriska were acting towards each other in this especially since the recent update

[@cherubshakespeare7425]

this is one of the best panel videos

[@donovan1906]

When they did the pick up line battle I would have said: "spell me" "M E" "you forgot the D" "there's no D in me" " of yet."

[@donovan1906]

*not yet.

[@bye.4751]

note to self: jake is better at pelvic thrusting than vriska

[@cec6607]

This group is the best!! All of your vids are awesome guys keep doing this I would love to be there one day :'D

[@beforusAJ]

this jake? being my dream guy? dear mother of fuck yea

[@ailynluna8774]

I love dirkxjake and davexjohn also stridercest

[@eloisagloria7177]

Why did no one say " yo mama don't wear no socks I was there when she took them off She threw them at a bay Jake why are you so gogdamn gay?

[@dreptile]

Still one of my fav panels to this day 😭

[@dinolady420]

Love this

[@lilliangalla]

I recognize the blonde guy at 50:51 from NYAHpro

[@dragongirl577]

Pick-up line dare was hilarious!!!! XDD

[@isabelguarderas1301]

I love how everyone was just goofing off, roasting each other and having fun in-character! Such a wholesome panel 😁 I wonder if there's a sequence to these panels? I've seen some that more or less seem to represent different poins in the homestuck canon.

[@megberburtiago7428]

Did no one else notice Karkats' face the entire time Jake and Vriska were having the thrust contest ?