Panic Strikes at the Docks ! (Boat Ramp Commentary)

[@WmRob]

I love the girl in the staff t-shirt trying to direct traffic and no one paying attention.

[@72hourbob61]

Here in North Alabama I was paying $3.00 a foot on a 20ft runabout. But I got a discount on the boat Ins. as it was not being towed, plus the gas i saved,and time it was well worth it. Best part was just pulling up to the dock stepping off and go home. Tip, leave some beer in the cooler and ask the guys to check it before they put the boat away.

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

“Guys,I was kidding, I’m not teaching my son to do that.” (Aims camera in different direction, gives son the nod).

[@p081000]

Looks like the beginning of the movie JAWS, when the marina is a total CHIT SHOW!

[@johnaramirez1816]

Wait for it wait for it... ah that’s a worker bro. Those guys don’t mess up.🤣🤣

[@flutterbyeflutters]

You break the mold for boat ramp hecklers. Props dude🤙🏽

[@neilf6582]

I’m a Cub leader and take pride in teaching them to drive a boat, sadly we’re not meeting at the moment. So yesterday, I took the boat for a run and on returning to the pontoon, I completed a manoeuvre for the first time. The thing is, nobody was there to see me boss it. First time I came along side about 4m from the pontoon and just using the F - N - R gears, drifted sideways onto the the pontoon. No bow thrusters at all, just a single outboard. Perfect, so proud of myself. :D

[@lyman135]

The guy in the Sea Hunt just backs up like 200 yards without even glancing behind him where he's going.

[@kanaletumlinson]

Bro your hilarious!! Keep the vids coming!

[@ismaelperez6151]

Love the Chit Show dale!!!!!

[@coleparkes7916]

Dude you are the best!!! You’re hilarious and this is so funny because it represents Miami so accurately 😂

[@chrisk8187]

Still with the "dude" stuff, eh "bro"..........? Wha's happ'n........?

[@battlehymn6389]

you know it's on fire when the croc is nowhere to be seen.

[@KingmanRoss]

Sure can see the price difference in fuel from when these videos were shot.

[@XtremeH18]

🤣🤣🤣... Good stuff Alfred, keep them coming! 👍🏻

[@richardmilliman9231]

I have seen many people launch their boat using a truck with 4 wheel drive, but not engage it at the ramp where it is usually slippery.

[@fletch61]

Do some keep their boats at the ramp or are they rental boats being taken out the water ?

[@JRGTEXUS]

Stopped by as it brings back great memories of my bud and I setting by the dock having a cold one and watching the show! If you haven't tried it you should!

[@Mark20807]

Nice Tsunami..at 17 sec..I have one with twin 225 Mercs...built in Sebring in the 80's

[@teresitaperez6284]

Loving your videos... and the commentary... lol

[@howardharrow6825]

On the west coast if you tie up in the ramp the fight is on! The trucks and trailers are in line. Is this mess typical for Florida?

[@keithscudder7136]

At Black Point it is, mainly due to the fact they have a parking lot only 40 trucks can Park. The people trying to get in, in the morning are in a line over 2 miles long. :(

[@marlon5656]

those gel coat pads you talk about, are they that good. my dad has a 03 boat that has never been shined.

[@AlfredMontaner]

Check out my Padxpress videos on my channel. I'm a believer and I eventually got my hands on some

[@oldschool9932]

Alfred..... you're a Photographer. Buy and keep a small bottle of deet based mosquito repellent in your camera bag.

[@FloridafishingwithRick]

Mine isn't painted like that boat, but I'll try that gel coat stuff your talking about. Boat is a 96 palm beach.

[@cathyheston3029]

Throw a rock at a GATOR FAN? HOW DARE YOU😁

[@AlfredMontaner]

My bad 4 ounce lead sinker

[@HCFrestoration]

I been watching you and your at the right place for action 😊. We here in Louisiana don’t have boats as big as those but it’s always something happening . Try to zoom in alittle more if you could in the future . Lol

[@aande1978]

Dude... you better not make fun of Eli and me when we get our boat out there. We KNOW where you live 🤣😂🤣

[@keepitfair9]

What is the gel coat you spoke of for the blue boat? My boat is black so wondering if it would make it BLING!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Padxpress check out some videos I've done using it

[@keepitfair9]

@@AlfredMontaner That's right...COOL Thanks!!! Time to SHINE!!!

[@scotlandthebrave3161]

those boots look sketchy on the forklifts wobbling about when they are lifted out and you can send me a pad express in Scotland im always open to free stuff lol great Channel im truly addicted .

[@keithscudder7136]

That Forklift operator sure hustles with some of the boats !

[@AustinWilliams57]

it always surprises me on how many people don't have 4x4 especially on these larger boats

[@Captsteve123]

What was the product you mentioned for the faded gel coat? That was not my boat, but I want to find that product. Thanks

[@AlfredMontaner]

Padxpress

[@Captsteve123]

Alfred Montaner Thanks. Where can it be purchased?

[@utbelegs]

You got hilarious content bro...keep spreading the knowledge!

[@mattsedgwick3082]

does that happen often I like the vids where you have to much boat and not enough truck LOL keep em coming

[@AlfredMontaner]

It happens often

[@mattsedgwick3082]

@@AlfredMontaner what ever happened to the verado you recovered did you sell it?

[@brianbiro9094]

Check that fork lift is it putting boat in water$?

[@keithscudder7136]

That's their job. The company is a Dry storage place and when the boat owner wants his boat, he calls them and they get his boat !

[@hectorcastenda1931]

Bro this one was hilarious! LOW T! I CAN SEE THE LACK OF CONFIDENCE!!! 🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@brianshillito4909]

I always laugh at all the fools who get ten feet from the dock before getting their docking lines ready! I mean, did they not think they were going to need them?

[@DaebakMonkey]

There were docks here in the PNW yesterday that had lines for the ramps a mile long at 5 ramp launches. Only one accident that I heard about in the sound which was a guy who more than likely forgot to vent his tank compartment. No other chit shows other than that. Required and enforced boater-ed pays off.

[@NomadXplorer]

What is that boat at 8:42? I'm in the market for either a rib or one of those low profile skiffs.

[@FloridafishingwithRick]

I'm not sure if it's that boat your asking about, but look into the blazer bays also.

[@dannyt9067]

Looks like a yellowfin bay boat. Good quality boat but not cheap.

[@ignacio9552]

You didn't mention the Rib! Only "Haters for Gators", are you kidding me? Hialeah!! You're going to get it for sure! 🤣.

[@leesantos9711]

I came here to see that big croc !

[@ranmc9770]

looks busy , but why aren't ramps being utilized.

[@cdgodsell]

Lmao...always a good day on the chit show!

[@bkeindl]

What is it with the docking at that ramp ? Is there bad current there or people can’t dock properly???

[@keithscudder7136]

We have 3 currents here, tide coming in, tide going out and when hte Flood Gates are open after every rainstorm just up the creek. :(

[@Gypsy839]

I’m one of the 4 ladies that watch you and I’m proud of it!❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@AlfredMontaner]

We got five now Connie !

[@lindafritzges8116]

I watch too

[@mrbreezeaau]

What are those clowns who wear 'staff' shirts (6:28 8:12 12:21) actually doing? I don't think I've ever seen a shot of them catching a line or helping somebody secure a vessel

[@AlfredMontaner]

They make sure two boats dont reach the same side of the ramp at the same time

[@franksoutsideadventures7455]

I noticed there are people on the grass watching the show. Keep it up, hilarious.

[@larrykeene4733]

Anyone ever watch the movie Super Troopers? Remember when they played the meow game? One would bet the other that he couldn't replace the word now with meow 10 times during a traffic stop. I think this guy is trying to not lose a bet. I think someone bet him he couldn't say "bro" over 200 times in the span of a 16 min video.

[@tonyjessen8204]

A great way to start my morning thanks

[@markmulac954]

Please dont teach your child to say Bro every 2 seconds

[@BAND-MAID-USA]

No shit. Most ppl that say that or like, all the time are usually uneducated, and no vocabulary.

[@larry9]

Tell the ladies to come back in winter I will put my shirt on , maybe.

[@captjim007]

Hey they have bleachers at Santa Cruz for people to watch from. There is a really big surge and a lot of bad stuff can happen.

[@antonio.stefanelli]

I always watch your videos, but I still don't understand why nobody uses the fenders to get closer to the pier

[@barchetta7559]

how much does it cost to launch the boat?

[@keithscudder7136]

It was $17.00. I don't know if they raised it.

[@icefishdaily]

Where are the grab poles? Seems like it would make docking a lot easier.

[@sgtrhyno]

I used to get looked over at Atlantis and SPACE all the time. I feel your pain.

[@surfstarcc1]

The jumpers worked!! Hahaha

[@steveinla8963]

Why are all the boats outboards? ...not a sterndrive in the bunch?

[@keithscudder7136]

With all these outboard engines, they can go in real shallow water and many a boater likes to go to a sandbar and party and the outboard allows them to get real close !

[@386839]

Saludos Alfred,esta en tus proyectos realizar estos videos en español? Saludos desde Chile.

[@RobRubinoff]

It's all about The []_[] keep up the chit show!

[@Knotnow3794]

Love your channel but I'm an LSU Tiger fan and we hate the Gators too!

[@Kapnwill]

1st boat. Bracket. Still with open transom from before the bracket. Soooo half the point of the bracket , I.e. not so much damn water over the transom has been lost. Just an observation.

[@camilledwarika8207]

Hey make that 5 women ok ... and hubby & Daughter has picked up the word CHIT LOL

[@mkpacocha]

Alfred! you should change the name from chit show to chirp show...your chirps are the best and make the videos!!!! Now, go get a show on one of those tug boats! Now that would be cool!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Trying

[@brianbailey4540]

Good video bro! Lots of boats bro. Crazy action bro. Be careful out there bro. Keep up the good videos bro.

[@AlfredMontaner]

Bro !

[@mfrank3518]

Wow that was the scariest thing I’ve seen since never

[@brandon071194]

Not the abuela 👵😂

[@williamjohnson3396]

Like don't these people realize low range 4 wheel drive might be a better way

[@Patriot-up2td]

I guess the guy in the RAM forgot he also has 4 wheel drive

[@4mula353]

Keep up the great content. 👍

[@Z-Bart]

Steepest hills in FL...landfills and boat ramps. 🤣

[@keithscudder7136]

Ah, Mt. TrashMore !

[@restoredbywill]

😂😂 Oye I grew Im up in hialeah , westchester is no better keep talking chit.

[@Skidmark44]

I love your channel I grew up vacationing on the Chesapeake bay . I’m married to a none fisherman or boat hubby and I’m getting the itch 45 year young retired life in NYC and want this life .. you have 5 ladies watching now I love watching people park the boats .. what is with all these boast zipping ahead is it small boat in the first slots bigger boats down further? I have hate to see the drunk douche guido cut everyone off,, that croc though holy chit

[@deemoe494]

This is why Miami is leading in coronavirus cases. Stay safe.

[@ericdeschene2553]

Love the “chit show”. Makes me laugh every time!

[@Steve-Jody]

What day of the. Week was this??

[@twinbee13monsterhunter]

You're filming the boat ramps on the weekends right Alfred ?

[@AlfredMontaner]

Not always

[@armandocruz2335]

Doing a job brother!

[@Master69Draco]

FORKLIFT ACTION, RIGHT ON!!

[@osnelpagan8027]

Saludos, soy de Puerto Rico. Me gustó este video, jajaja

[@ripemm5737]

Still waiting for something to happen

[@jetengines210]

Same here, dude is just a troll

[@4stringmanagmaildcom]

Paint drying is more entertaining.

[@melissaziegler548]

Hey, I'm a lady & love the show...so 6 or so

[@joeross952]

Where does that lead to?

[@keithscudder7136]

To the left of Alfred, it is Biscayne Bay and to the right it is a dead end.

[@michael476b]

They have a website boat u.s. for amateurs to learn how to dock a boat for those with more money than sense.

[@DavidA877]

Alfred thanks, “Amazingness”

[@tonyanglea7721]

Be in

[@inquisitive980]

What time of day?

[@shrapnut7612]

Manatee broke surface, center screen 5:36

[@robmacleod217]

Very Few IO but a Ton of Out Boards

[@keithscudder7136]

There are plenty of shallow areas in this area and many of these boaters like to go to sandbars and party all day, the outboards come completely out of the water !

[@danvalant3540]

You spend huge $ on a boat and cant buy a 4wd truck.

[@albierossouw3809]

No control on the slipway

[@javiergonzalez8227]

Alfred where is the pad expres

[@AlfredMontaner]

On my site luxuryribtenders.com

[@rainerrodriguez1094]

Amigo yo era uno de los jumper jajaja siempre hay un ojo q te ve

[@bkeindl]

Miami is scary too many googans !

[@lchmiami2844]

Bro what up I’m a real follower from hialeah jaja

[@AlfredMontaner]

Sorry...

[@glenpnoman8510]

Grew up in Hialeah, lake Bambi

[@capaudio10]

I heard the word "bro" too many times so I went to another video.

[@UrbanFisherman]

Sign me up for the pad xpress.

[@javiergonzalez8227]

Me too

[@smokeafatj561_yt3]

Yoo sup bro let's get it

[@flhick]

It's All about the U damn right

[@charlescrisefi8784]

So many bad boat drivers , many don’t know the meaning of no wake wtf!

[@camilledwarika8207]

Shout us out next time Kenny & Camille & Shivanna from Ocala Florida

[@josefernandez6226]

I grew up in Hialeah - fango y factoria!