Another Wild Day at The Ramp | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th Street

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Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
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[@dannyfrog]

I remember my first time backing a boat trailer. 😂

[@gapcityracing6086]

Even my first time back up a trailer wasn’t this bad lmao

[@billg7813]

2:45 … Your “grab-and-go” comment was perfectly timed for all men of culture

[@GBsPitstop]

Grab and go. She sure did grab. 😂😂😂

[@frankwoodward1231]

That was a pick and git!

[@burkepete110]

Like so many tasks, we are to lazy or stupid to learn and practice backing a trailer before exposing ourselves to public ridicule. Some of us were lucky enough to grow up on a farm. We were backing hay trailers UP a ramp into the barn before we were 12 yo.

[@bks252]

Or lucky to grow up on a lake. I was also taught how to back a boat trailer and farm trailer around 12 years old. If you’ve never done it, you need a little help to figure it out. I’ve noticed at this boat ramp (only from watching these videos) that people will stand and watch others struggling and not offer to help as well as being dicks to each other on the dock. I’m glad boating isn’t like that where I live and the lakes where I boat. Boating used to have the reputation for friendly folks eagerly helping one other and having common courtesy to one another. Makes the day on the water so much more pleasant.

[@enoynaert]

I don't think you need to worry about us thinking you are being paid to feature jetcars. The more I see of them, the less I would want one. I have decided that jetcars are best marketed with carefully staged still photos.

[@ATStone]

Beep at 4:23 is probably the warning horn from cycling the key on to try to get the engine re-started.

[@goodcopbadcop9872]

Here is all you need to know to back up a trailer: Grab the bottom of the wheel at the 6 O'clock position with your pleasure hand. Hold tight. Now start backing up and without letting go move your fist in the direction you want the trailer to move. Need the trailer to swing to the left, move your fist to the left. Need it to go to the right, just move your meat pounder to the right. Ta-Da!

[@colinkuntz7907]

4:17 the truck on the left putting the trailer back at speed like a boss.

[@Nope769]

Prime example of more money then sense

[@conner_b_griften]

I never knew the boat dock could be so chaotic and quite the show. Thanks

[@DonziGT230]

If you want to see some really crazy shyt, search "Havasu site 6." I've used that ramp a couple times, it gets crazy. People come there for the entertainment, both sides of the ramp fill with people watching.

[@WhyDoINeedThis2023]

Nice call on the Sea Fox’s fenders.

[@seandawn420]

As someone who has been backing boat trailers in since he was a kid. I feel for these peeps but seriously, practice before you hit the boat ramp if only to reduce the shit storm of anxiety you'll feel which will make it that much harder lol

[@shaneroper5470]

Wow! Simple trick to backing up a trailer. Put your hand on the bottom of the steering wheel, palm down. Now, the direction you want trailer to go, is the very same direction you move the steering wheel. Practice.

[@stellviahohenheim]

nobody asked

[@peterrobst1507]

Before going to a busy boat ramp, practice in an empty parking lot for a month before you waste everyone's time.

[@ConcernedCitizen627]

Palm on forehead watching these people attempt to back up sometimes.

[@deplorablechump8758]

Not sure if this happens at all boat launches in Florida, but this is hilarious and concerning at the same time. 😂

[@robertheinkel6225]

I was stationed in Illinois and Indiana, and frequently went to the local boat launch to watch the free entertainment. I grew up on a farm backing wagons, trailers, and Akers with a wagon behind from the time I could reach the pedals on the tractors

[@LongBinh70]

So what happened to the jetski that got bumped off tge dock? Interesting tattoo pattern on the fuzzy slipper.

[@tg426]

It doesn't make a good boat or a good car haha 😂 Only the Aquada, Amphi-car or the Hum Dinga make any sense...it's gotta be both a car and a boat.

[@dongreiert8182]

I guess I've been using my fenders wrong all these years!

[@2020HotShotTruckingLLC]

"Grab and go" as she's grabbing what everyone is watching...

[@gj4093]

Theblack guy didnt need to slide his jetski in there while this is going on

[@larryjanson4011]

and that white truck was jumping the curb going forward and in reverse.

[@stevenkriege8953]

I learned how to back horse trailers with a 62 Chevy pickup when I was 13 ... What's the problem 😂😂😂

[@americantaxpayer4551]

Sad when even the guy who delivers the boat can't back up. Must be a new guy.

[@Patco11]

I think the one floating bumpers identifies as a pontoon boat.

[@Chris-fo8wp]

Always a show!!!

[@burnedagain6187]

Just like the vessel, he should be no where around the water!

[@yakityakteriw6774]

Do those cars not have a plug like a boat?

[@vlachyna]

You cant fix stupid😂😂😂❤😅🎉

[@philb5503]

So he just knocked the JetSki off the dock and didn’t give a crap about it?

[@bks252]

You’ve probably never driven a jet boat if you think it’s not really that difficult. Yamahas are crazy to reverse. Chaparrals are the easiest because of their reverse gate system. I drove multiple brands when I bought mine in 2019 and I chose the Chaparral because of how you could reverse it and how you can get a true neutral with them. Their twin 250 engines coupled with their unique reverse gate is hands down the easiest to maneuver at the dock. Even so, sometimes it can be a bear, especially if it’s windy. Don’t say “It’s not that difficult “ when you’ve never tried to drive a Yamaha.

[@andymoran4616]

Not trying to brag but I can launch a boat in literally seconds, I have the boat completely unhooked, have a person on the dock to hold the rope back in, pull out, boom boom done, go park the truck and get the hell away from the dock, same when loading except I hook the front, pull out and finish up out of the way !

[@doug6191]

I would never, ever, arrive at a boat ramp without first knowing how to back a trailer. Practice at a mall. They're all dead & have plenty of space.

[@J_D_B4379]

That is one big ass tattoo

[@broncosguru]

Tge fuzzy slippers make me laugh

[@lamarw7757]

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[@harridan.]

they were fancy flip flops

[@ToplessTattoo]

20th times the charm. Cars named, "micro p×××s"

[@RichardClark-my7ee]

I was wondering if there are gators in the area??

[@lamarw7757]

Crocodiles and Alligators.

[@waterbuck]

Have a business renting out over priced jet skis that look like a car - can back up a trailer. That's so Miami. Only thing better would be using a u-Haul for your business.

[@davidhill492]

Why the hell would anyone want a " carboat" if it can't drive itself in water without a trailer?

[@burkepete110]

Note that boat fenders are just about useless approaching a dock with exposed pilings.

[@usaalways]

Who's here because of Andrew Wilkow?

[@robertmorris8997]

who?

[@usaalways]

@@robertmorris8997 he's a radio talk show host who mentioned this channel. Just thought many of his listeners would come here after doing so.

[@Nightsweeper]

If they can’t back up a trailer then they shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a boat. If fact they shouldn’t be driving a vehicle either. 😂

[@benicamenica1557]

Gesh...how many times trying to back up! Sad.

[@MomsRule4Ever]

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[@arthurbrumagem3844]

The guy in the first video should have spent his money on backing lessons rather than a wrap for his truck

[@FoulOwl2112]

I gotta disagree. Jet boats are NOT a "great introduction into boating". Beginners should start off on an outboard. If not a rowboat...

[@Bongofurry]

Is youtube means of employment ?

[@lawman5511]

Jeez, if you’re gonna buy a boat, get a real one.

[@klj2382]

What is the point of a jet car if you have to put it on a trailer? It makes me wonder if that piece of crap can even drive.

[@peterbretherton3546]

It can't. It's just an oversized jetski that looks like a car.

[@dageide6008]

- Wild ? Craiziness? Just boring.

[@badm0t0rf1ng3r]

Went by 79th street this past weekend while visiting Miami.... what a shit show!

[@JonDoe-cg4mr]

I can't watch. Learn how to back a tralier. Hand at the bottom of the wheel. Move left tralier goes left. Omg