HP

[@Starluck40]

"But since we're already dead, nothing special really happens." story of my life

[@jongyon7192p]

"You are already dead." "How much?" "552 days."

[@antoniotamajon2700]

That's dark.

[@jongyon7192p]

It's just a very slow Hokuto no Ken.

[@asj3419]

Why are you jumping like that? *I WILL DIE IF I STOP* wha...Maybe putting yourself out will help? *IT DOSN´T MATTER IM ALREADY DEAD*

[@DimmVargr]

You mean un-life?

[@spootot]

"Well, it's actually more complicated than that." I'll never get tired of these videos

[@cameronvoller1310]

0 - 8.5 A presses.

[@galaxy0710]

Me as well. I have asperger's syndrome, so I am interested to details and pay attention to them.

[@adiginist]

it's the anti-ceave

[@brodun_]

@@adiginist yes

[@TheWASHINGMACHINEBOY]

spoot me neither they are fun to watch

[@TheRealSpellstar]

are you telling me that if I build up enough speed to travel through dimensions and pass through a heart, then I can safely press my face into lava without melting?

[@MarioFan587YT]

No, but... I mean, you could try if you want to.

[@xianlucax9343]

Exactly

[@gapplssb]

8:31 this will happen to you

[@tcoren1]

Pichu The Pokémon * 10:15

[@jasonvernish7366]

But your poor ass will never be the same

[@PlushSM64]

>touch spinning Heart at QPU speed Dude you're asking for it

[@UncommentatedPannen]

I needed some HP for the road

[@PinkishToon]

@@UncommentatedPannen I dont think that much though

[@YellowToad]

do you need 2,176?

[@theopoldthegamer4284]

doesn't this crash the game?

[@lmaoeyisdead]

@@UncommentatedPannen holy shit he did it, 6 years later

[@brainfood]

"it's actually more complicated then that" oh boy here we go again

[@kregginzd2051]

than*

[@JGMeador444]

@@kregginzd2051 You're really replying to a comment from 2 years ago just to correct their spelling? Wow.

[@brodun_]

@@JGMeador444 yes he is.

[@AbdulMusabbir-cv1te]

“Aw shit, here we go again”

[@cozy581]

@@kregginzd2051 And what's funnier, is that this person has been on KZbin for the past 14 years. No way this dude is editing this comment

[@MickyVideo]

No Marios were harmed during the making of this video.

[@samuelshock6292]

Damn it, Micky. I was JUST going to comment those exact words.

[@MickyVideo]

What a shock, Samuel.

[@سکومارنےسےنفرتہے.̆]

I see you everywhere?

[@Double400]

/\ Maybe because you're a psychic?

[@axylorionfredrick]

Several Marios were harmed during the filming of this video

[@Mellowbaton]

I love the sounds of Super Mario 64 in slow motion

[@blunderbus2695]

"GGGGGGOOOOOAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" -Slow-mo Mario 2016

[@MegaZeta]

I'd uh also like to express my fondness for that particular sound

[@psychayy4437]

Exactly

[@fliker2]

Flash-Flire i ROFLED At Your Comment xD

[@RoddyDev]

waaaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaahaaaaahaaahaaaaaaaaaahhhh

[@fattesttitsincairo]

"We could run around on fire for 276 days" I love that this is probably the only channel where casually saying this sentence actually makes sense.

[@usernametaken017]

running around on fire for 276 days crashes paper mario

[@a.d.t.mapping]

casually saying this implies the existence of competitively saying this

[@OfcourseJimmy000]

vsauce

[@erike5865]

First building up speed for 12 hours, now Frame perfect jumps for 3/4ths of. a year

[@ItsLeah43]

That's what he meant by frame perfect jumps for 3/4ths of a year.

[@darqfalls849]

+Leapordgaming ... Oh. I... I dunno why I didn't get that. It's too early?

[@jongyon7192p]

Aren't you supposed to do it twice that time, 1.5 years?

[@orange_man_from]

Build up sleep for 12 hours!

[@prexot2341]

Bake a cake for 4 1/2 years... wait, wrong channel

[@neonmushroom1]

13:10 Why would I want to run around on fire for 276 days?

[@WannabeMarysue]

i want to

[@MadCatNobody]

for science

[@TheKrazyKat89]

For science!

[@CANADAKRUSH1]

because ur a big boy now u do what u want to

[@stegomasaurus6737]

For the same reason you'd want to hit a block with a hammer for 400+ years to destroy the world?

[@RarefoilB]

Before I even watch the video, I know what to expect. "In today's video, we're going to show you how to become an invincible GOD."

[@jummysgamecorner]

10:10

[@benjaminwilliams7554]

:D

[@haydengames3v2]

So you excepted frame perfect jumps for 276 days?

[@koolredfoxplays8052]

"...For about 15 seconds!"

[@JosepiThe13th]

RarefoilB With 0.5 A presses.

[@CKDEV]

Hmmm so if mario's hat is what makes him lose less health...... Guy 1: OH NO MAN WE'RE GONNA GET SHOT Guy 2: Don't worry! I have a hat!

[@12125512]

there is a reason klepto at all his will try to steal it from mario.

[@MarioFan587YT]

+superior AI Or maybe Ukiki too?

[@Deretythe]

Team Fortress 2 suddenly makes sense.

[@Stormghetti]

God damn it.

[@360xxx_swagluvunohomosapie9]

Bulletproof Vest? pfff that is for pussies here, take my hat

[@Akfamilyhome]

Why am I getting excited even when the video's title is just two letters? Probably because it's pannenkoek2012.

[@gamefoun]

actually pannenkeok2012, not pennenkoek2012, he has two channels ;)

[@brum1784]

But the original channel was Pannenkoek2012. Therefore, Pannenkeok2012 = Pannenkoek2012.

[@gamefoun]

Brumaticalpie no, it is ran by same person but it is still different

[@brum1784]

bleh whatever who cares bye

[@UncommentatedPannen]

"But the original channel was Pannenkoek2012. Therefore, Pannenkeok2012 = Pannenkoek2012." I can concur. This is how it works

[@pedrodias7839]

the fact that jumping reduces fire damage proves that this game was coded with so much love, really beautiful to see

[@canaDavid1]

Ceave: "it's actually really simple!" Pannenkoek: "it's much more complicated than that!" Know the difference.

[@quinn7894]

You: "it's actually really simple!" Ceave: "it's actually *surprisingly* simple!" Know the difference.

[@jjkeyboards]

13:03 - "if we prolong the burn for 276 days" nO

[@MagikMKW]

Screw the fire memes: "I want to enter your heart with QPU speed" is my new favourite pickup line

[@vgking487]

The Paper Mario speedrunning community borrows parallel universes from you, and you borrow frame-perfect jumps in return. Thus the circle is complete.

[@UncommentatedPannen]

I feel like the concept of frame perfect jumps has been around since way before paper mario

[@BrettMKW]

Yeah, jumping to prolong the flame damage has been known forever, Paper Mario wasn't the first to use it.

[@gottendesert069]

@@UncommentatedPannen they took everything from us i see

[@PikaFanboy]

Mario technically has 2176 HP! Suck it, RPG protagonists!

[@maxbearington7565]

Some RPG protagonists have more, especially Final Fantasy.

[@dmas7749]

Yeah a lot can get close to 3000~4000 endgame And then there's some games that's just ridiculous. Dante from DMC3/4 starts with 6,000 HP and can raise it to 20,000. Star Ocean 3 & 4, with a fuckton of grinding let you get into the quintuple digits. Final Fantasy X lets characters break the HP cap, letting characters get a stupid high 99,999. It also depends on the scaling. Higher numbers aren't better all the time. A dragon can bite a character for 20 dmg, and in another game the same amount of HP damage can be inflicted by a rat or something. Also technically Mario only has 1921 HP. He can survive 1920 damage, any more without healing will kill him.

[@Aurorosthebest]

Disgaea 1 and 2: 120 Million Disgaea 3: About a billion, give or take 100 million I believe Disgaea 4: About Half a Billion. And Ways to deal several quadrillion points of damage, I believe? Yeah... no.

[@dmas7749]

Aurorosthebest Yeah, I forgot about that.

[@MegaZeta]

It's pronounced "This Gaea"

[@klaytonrocks]

I wish you would commentate more videos. I love the enthusiasm you have for your craft.

[@UncommentatedPannen]

Commentate on a channel called UncommentatedPannen? That makes literally no sense

[@klaytonrocks]

That's not fair! You just changed it. :P But honestly, I really do like your commentary.

[@UncommentatedPannen]

Well, I really dislike having to commentate... so I guess that makes it even

[@klaytonrocks]

UncommentatedPannen That's unfortunate. :( You really do have a great voice and you speak eloquently. :)

[@MikeOShay]

I'd like to give a shot at dubbing over some of your text-narrated videos someday. I won't reupload your visuals though that'd be a dick move, but I'd keep my visuals blank and sync it up on one of those side-by-side KZbin player sites.

[@Seth_M-T]

13:14 "At last, the sweet release of death."

[@UrMumGay666]

A health slice is a health slice, you can't just say it's a hexadecimal value!

[@viciousviridian6761]

Both of these comments are gold.

[@renakunisaki]

a health slice actually has 256 parts...

[@Greyspecies9999]

Or can he?

[@armorgamsees]

its a slice of life

[@krovellium]

Jesus Chrysler you can eat

[@davidthecommenter]

The fact that Mario's HP always goes down while underwater provokes a deep fear in me.

[@dewybmt]

Casual player: "Mario has 8 pieces of health right?" Pannen: "Well yes but actually no."

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

I wonder if since this video, anybody has made a mod where Mario's health is a dynamic health bar with exact values (or just a number shown on screen) rather than an 8-sector pie.

[@JustAMuramasa]

Mario is nice and all, but the music that begins at 0:15 is what we're all really here for.

[@psuedonym9999]

You've never been more correct.

[@mateusvitor71]

@@galoomba5559 YOU FUCKING DUMB

[@AurelioProvedo]

I love how he grabbed that coin at 9:09 at EXACTLY the last frame before dying

[@ashtonsmith1730]

OK CALM DOWN

[@ninjaydes]

That title is the definition of anti-clickbait. This video is indescribably amazing.

[@RossLlewallyn]

I hope you realize that these can seriously be considered archiving of gaming history. I'm glad you enjoy doing them, because they're revealing design choices and quirks that illustrate the time they were made in.

[@YTSunnys]

276 days? Gold my beer, I got this!

[@xFrostyCake123]

YTSunny i'm a bit fan!!!!! Shoutout me pls

[@macewindu210]

Gold my beer

[@QuinGracia]

YTSunny gold your beer? You are more drunk than I thought!

[@mateusvitor71]

hello?

[@immrcontagious9096]

Regular Block you wish

[@PC_Simo]

I’ve always wondered, why the first sector gets drained so much faster than the others, when in water or toxic gas. Now I know it’s because a certain number of smaller units gets drained each frame, and there’s a half sector beyond the first sector, and a sector gets drained as soon as it’s not full anymore.

[@puppup7041]

10:20 The true sound of pain.

[@SammyMaggio]

The 7.75 sectors are added because you can get lower than 256 with fire, which is less than a sector. Even if 7.5 sectors were added, you’d be at almost full health. That is why the extra .25 is added, because the devs thought of this.

[@Elli_s5672]

"Mario without an hat is like playing hard mode." -Elli_s

[@MandrakeGuy]

i love the funny titles like... "sleeping" "blinking" and "hp"

[@QuiVeutUneMerguez]

I really appreciate the way you're going beyond the ABC challenge and actually documenting the game on your secondary channel. And your videos are very comprehensive, whenever I think to myself "Wait, but what if...", the video immediately explains the exact situation in detail.

[@UncommentatedPannen]

Thorough documentations like this also help me learn about the game, since I have to test everything when researching the topic. For example, I didn't know the INC/DEC counters could be overflowed before making this video, but now I do

[@awerelia]

I remember doing stuff like this. Not explaining how health works in 15 minutes, but doing health defying glitches in general. But at least I have more useless information shoved into my head.

[@DanoDude]

Sooner or later he will tell how breathing works. Ow

[@gregoryhayes7569]

Isn't that exactly what he just did? Apart from being on fire, all of the effects that deal direct HP damage are breathing-related.

[@DanoDude]

OH NOES

[@koolredfoxplays8052]

If you haven't seen it, he did it with his HP with Metal Cap video. xD

[@somerandomguyontheinternet3233]

"Frame perfect jumps" "For 276 days" Do I sense a Stryder7x thing going on?

[@SpudChickenSaltedChips]

I can hold my breath for Super Mario 64 seconds underwater, too. I'll see myself out...

[@harrisonfackrell]

*In fact, we can actually use frame-perfect jumps to kill ourselves*

[@WannabeMarysue]

mario on fire for 276 days is my new aesthetic

[@dude0216]

Guy: aw damn i lost 3 hp from that Pannen: *file select screen song starts playing* Actually...

[@Ninerule34]

I've played through Mario 64 so many times and never knew Mario had an animation and "voice lines" for standing in smoke, that blew my mind more than the super intricate health system tbh

[@pixel3000nerd]

Damn. These videos really keep me interested. I've recently been getting into programming and game design and this gives me (and others of course) a better look at how a game works behind the scenes. It's not just pushing a button and the character does stuffs from a line of code that says "hey jump". It's all code sequences and math calculation. Lots of them.

[@Phanton404]

I'll have nightmares with that slowed down bowser laughter you know.

[@kenyawilley3645]

And I'll have nightmares ofthat profile pic

[@kylephipps8605]

Mario yelling in slow motion was something I didn't know I needed.

[@aGrafimir]

2:35 Increased by 64, decreased by 64. 10:45 Mario can hold his breath 64 seconds. 11:36 Fire lasts at most 6.4 seconds. This game is 64 bits.

[@SkicoNow]

Illuminati confirmed.

[@blunderbus2695]

I mean, who would have expected a game called "Super Mario 64" on the "Nintendo 64" would be 64 bits?

[@smf53]

7:10

[@YotaXP]

I never even knew Mario had a coughing animation when standing still in the toxic gas... I guess I was never crazy enough to try.

[@turingsghost]

The only person who can make programming mumbo jumbo entertaining.

[@SkicoNow]

Pannenkoek, you make the simplest things so complicated. And I love it.

[@Lexan_YT]

Everything is complicated in SM64, it's a good thing because you are a thing

[@handofcreation0]

I did not know Mario coughed and waved in the Hazy Maze gas. 11:15 . I mean, when did you ever WANT to stand in the Hazy Maze?

[@bentonstacy6315]

Somebody please loop 10:18

[@ZanaranIsAGhoul]

Who would have guessed the secret to eternal life was setting yourself on fire and jumping for three quarters of a year?

[@gregoryhayes7569]

No, that's just the secret to be eternally on fire. The secret to eternal LIFE is to pass through a spinning heart while moving backwards at FTL speeds.

[@Gears-rb2ox]

One minute in, and I'm already confused

[@ski11zlol]

Exactly

[@XaneMyers]

10:50 Mario can stay under the water two times the time Sonic can!

[@GamesTutorials_]

I know this is an old video and that it's only a game, but I admire the way you apply the scientific method in order to discover how work something. Something that seems so simple as an HP bar. You make me understand the power of the human rationality, seriously. I want to be a physicist to understand how nature behaves the same way you discover these amazing things. ¿Are you a physicist perhaps?

[@blaze4109]

Mario can hold his breath underwater for exactly 64 seconds. Nice one, Nintendo.

[@restlessfrager]

I could watch your videos on SM64 theory for the rest of my life, non-stop.

[@bgbong0]

When I played this as a kid playing this game, I always felt like jumping would help get rid of burning, but I never knew why or how that worked until this video. Speaking as a hobbyist programmer who's always thinking about game design, your videos are an absolute treasure.

[@TheBilli96]

Holy shit! I never noticed how Mario takes double damage without his hat! wtf?

[@syrelian]

Its more like 1.5X, Also the game does say that without his hat, Mario is in for some bad luck

[@zanegreedon6986]

Probably never noticed because you never get hurt without the hat on because you never lose it long enough to see yourself take damage

[@meta04]

Actually it's 1x for anything that deals damage gradually instead of in bursts (like being underwater or in toxic gas), 1.5x for anything that deals 2, 3, or 4 slices normally except 3-knockback, 1.67x for 3-knockback, and 2x for anything that deals 1 slice normally. So I'd say about 1.6x because most damage falls into the 1.5x category but the 3 exceptions (1- and 3-knockback, as well as being shocked) are all more damage than predicted.

[@roddydykes7053]

Nabillio96 I definitely noticed this as a kid cause I experimented the shit out of this game! Being born in ‘93 meant this was the best shit for at least two years before Banjo-Kazooie came out

[@Sackless_Jack]

The slow motion sound of Mario in pain is hilarious

[@TRRailfan]

They really just did all of this to make the health bar move gradually over multiple frames

[@starcubey]

8:45 This looks like mario's worst nightmare

[@Architector_4]

8:29 JESUS CHRIST, THAT WAS SO DAMN VIOLENT

[@wirton7]

Wow! it's incredible how deep you and some other youtubers go into SM64 analysis. it gotta be the most "studied" game in history.

[@gavrielmacleod]

Wouldn't it be great if Mario actually had 2176 life segments?

[@kuromi5187]

Thank you for making videos like this, I know this may not be your primary intention but watching these really helps me with my anxiety and panic attacks

[@mothafuger]

9:53 RIP marios ass

[@Lizuma]

I wish I could hold my breath for that long in real life! The most I can be underwater so far is usually around 30 to 40 seconds. Sometimes 50 seconds if I try hard enough. Mario can hold his breath for more than a minute!

[@quinn7894]

12:47 The Jumping Dead

[@Tetaes]

Great video! I was just skimming through videos but yours caught my full attention. Ended up watching all 15 minutes of it and I'm impressed.

[@GameShark-dn6wq]

"Hi. I'm Super Mario. Welcome to Jackass."

[@gapplssb]

Just like in RPGs....Mario's hat is a defense armor

[@MVBit]

I feel very educated. I was also surprised by the abrupt ending.

[@advveo]

this was actually super interesting. thanks!

[@CaptainWardi]

You should make SM64 into a school subject in the later future, because it contains mathematical problems that we could solve etc

[@eac-ox2ly]

These videos are now the fuel to my lonely nights.

[@HeyKevinYT]

10:20 satisfying moment we all wanted to achieve when we were younger

[@SirAnthonyChirpsALot]

So THAT'S why the game is called Super Mario 64. I didn't realize it was it was an esoteric reference to the increments Mario loses health in.

[@Whitefang8128]

276 DAYS? You've outdone yourself, Pannenkoek.

[@phoenixandy]

8:03 Now that was just badass.

[@1AMdoesSomething]

Videos like this make me wish video game physics could be put in real life.

[@Samarai-hf9si]

Mario's slowed down groans of pain sound... terrifying.

[@eymed2023]

GOD DAMMIT. I thought the other videos were complicated, but this one just takes the cake. You'd think that HP would be relatively simple, at least next to the other stuff. But when it comes to SM64, NOTHING is EVER simple. Who would have thought that THE HEALTH METER of all things would THIS complicated? THIS makes the PARALLEL UNIVERSES look SIMPLE. It makes me dread (yet excited) for what's next. Often, the stuff than SEEMS complicated is often pretty straightfoward. But it's the things that LOOK the simplest that can turn out to be a MOUNTAINCLIMB. Game developers back then were WEIRD. I know pannen is not the one responsible for PROGRAMMING it, but it's still impressive on his part that he's able to figure all this stuff out.

[@knavesmith]

How do all of these variables react when Mario has the metal cap on?

[@UncommentatedPannen]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJqVio1so9uUkNk

[@Namepopo]

knavesmith I D K

[@fliker2]

Watch the video "Metal Cap HP"

[@VestedUTuber]

Honestly, that's quite a convoluted way of handling health.

[@fabulog7010]

I learn more from these videos than my actual coding class

[@Qwoll]

One must wonder why you make these videos about a 19 year old game... But then I must wonder why I watch them. It's interesting for some reason ;-;

[@UncommentatedPannen]

Some people watch office reruns. Some people play candy crush. I make videos of SM64 stuff

[@hobojoe9337]

This seems like such a needlessly convoluted system at first, but all the little quirks the health system allows makes it worth it.

[@an_annoying_cat]

Supersede is a nice vocab word. Now I have an excuse to let my teachers watch videos in class!

[@jordandino417]

8:04 And kids this is why we should conserve and protect the endangered Koopa or an Italian man made by Japanese men with a cap with the letter ‘M’ named “Mario” will come. ;)

[@aaaa9489]

And in the DS version you can stop on a goomba, get damaged, and collect a coin all in one frame and STILL have 1 less HP bar. (The goomba damages you)

[@Marcos_Pictures]

Am i here to learn math?

[@Kaitri]

Pannen: if we burn mario alive for 276 days... Me: damn man.

[@ClemPal]

Oh! okay, so there is a way to run around on fire for 276 days! This will come in handy! >v>

[@georgerinotv673]

Do you ever get sick of hearing the file select theme? I think it's perfect for your explanations

[@UncommentatedPannen]

I don't

[@georgerinotv673]

+pannenkeok2012 Cool, thanks for responding

[@baldigamer100vr3]

@@UncommentatedPannen you are a first responder

[@number6boi]

Super Mario 64: where jumping off of a hill without wearing a hat is more deadly than being crushed

[@joem1068]

If you hands free a heart, will you be invincible?

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Joe Mueller I'd imagine not, since hands-free is still holding, and objects that aren't normally grabbable don't interact with Mario until he drops them.