Uncles on WhatsApp? | Standup Comedy | Sorabh Pant

Sea Links collapsing. Prosthetic Fingers for voting. Sharks causing AIDS. Random nonsense about Frooti. Sorabh Pant takes you through the dumbest rumours spread on WhatsApp - but, does that mean you ban the app?

[@sanatanify03]

Aye takleya! Tera comedy mereko pasand hai. Main kabhi kabhi hasta bhi hai.

[@nikunjprajapati4761]

😅😅😂😂

[@parthmaheshwari1477]

Bhai nailed it !!

[@amitbisht5803]

🤣🤣copied from his videos

[@dhirajgawande007]

😂😂😂😂

[@sugandhapant6937]

😂😂😂😂

[@swathirao4440]

UNESCO has declared Sorabh Pant as the best comedian in the universe

[@sayanchowdhury9005]

What if it was true ?

[@MediCentric]

@@sayanchowdhury9005 😂😂😂😂

[@pantonfire]

Googled it. :(.

[@MediCentric]

@@pantonfire Whoa Chill Chill 🤣🤣🤣

[@swathirao4440]

@@pantonfire 😂

[@karanbirsingh588]

Time 2:44 Sorabh Pant:-' Maa Ki aankh' Subtitles:- Mom's Eye 😂😂😂

[@OctanE20]

Sorabh ko yaad aagaya ki uska ek KZbin channel bhi he

[@shreydhuper2000gmail]

Takleya**

[@OctanE20]

@@short2556 Kya bol rahe ho Mai samjha nahi

[@pantonfire]

Arrey - pichle 20 din mein 3 video upload kiya.

[@OctanE20]

@@short2556 no thanks

[@sayanneogy3079]

@@pantonfire baat toh sahi hai #pantreviewsanything

[@TheKracko]

"Crowd has muted notifications" !! Very nicely done by the subtitle guy.

[@pantonfire]

They didn't respond. I wanted to use - so, jhol.

[@TheKracko]

@@pantonfire Yeah the audience was a little slow to react to couple of really good jokes. Including the Goo-gle joke.

[@WallstreetSaiyan]

Sourabh is not bald What if it was true?

[@pantonfire]

Leave my nuts.

[@shreydhuper2000gmail]

Takleyaa

[@WallstreetSaiyan]

@@pantonfire You actually replied I am crying with hapiness

[@Husainbhinder02]

@@pantonfire I'll leave it right there because it has 69 likes.

[@bokitoloski]

@@WallstreetSaiyan hehehe kushi se kaun rota he re yeh sabh myth hai re 🤣😋

[@dhruvakashyap]

7:19, yes, bloodstream. That's what we were ALL thinking about. Bloodstream.....

[@antrakulkarni]

ToTaLly ;)😂

[@deepalad2091]

Lol so true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rosecharm3252]

IKRR 😭😂😂😂

[@mohitkulkarni943]

Obviously....

[@noodleBoy]

I can hear you for hours man huge respect...🥰🥰

[@shreydhuper2000gmail]

Takleya huge respect

[@pantonfire]

I take your respect and turn it into money at RBI. Thanks.

[@manjupal1355]

@@pantonfire is that supposed to be some sort of gratitude?😂😁

[@mohammedshajamalshaikh8568]

Hours n hours baat krne ko tayyar rho

[@rishabhjha5178]

I remember that AIDS waala message.People were actually coming in numbers in ART centre to test for HIV saying maine Kal Frooti piya😂

[@KartickePant]

That change in camera angle at 8:45 made the joke even funnier!! 😂😂

[@kshitijgenext]

6:32 his head shines brighter than my future

[@loremipsum8495]

LMAO

[@arhamhanfi9399]

Yaa bro i also felt that😂😂

[@Amansingh-py1ug]

Use oil on your future

[@abhirajarora7631]

@@Amansingh-py1ug lmao

[@urbanproductions5584]

singh nariyal teel

[@pantonfire]

I'm curious: what is the dumbest thing you've received on WhatsApp? Bata do :).

[@NavinKumar-xi1us]

I think you need to pin this.

[@taniyarana2751]

"Honda is giving away free scooters. "

[@siddhartharoy8419]

Patanjali is giving free Desi ghee in your nearest stores !!...and my dad believed it. 🙂

[@ANONYMOUSdude5781]

8:12 I actually got a message which said that dont eat cadbury chocolate as someone as put a drop of his blood into the *CADBURY PLANT* AND HE HAD *HIV* SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR CHILDREN AWAY FROM IT!!! WHEN I SAW IT I WAS LIKE WTF!!! FOR A MOMENT I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS TRUE BUT AFTER THAT I WAS LIKE SAALE EK BOOND AUR LAAKHO LITRE CHOCOLATE HOW!?!!??? 😂

[@atulya7845]

Ayesha takia, you are funny. Par aur Review nahi dalega toh mai sea link pe bhej dunga

[@pantonfire]

Abhi toh daala review - koi nahi dekha.

[@atulya7845]

@@pantonfire 1 hafte mein 156K. The one with before that had 428K in 3 weeks. Breathe. Please.

[@pantonfire]

@@atulya7845 Hahaha. OK.

[@pittcult6189]

So disappointed that no one laughed at the Goo Gle joke

[@britch3471]

Explain plz

[@itsmk9056]

Kya hai bro? explain kar

[@baidyanaths88]

I got that frooti wala msg , in FB and WhatsApp, In fact I got the same message after 6 months but this time it was "Maaza" Instead of Frooti

[@pantonfire]

Lolwut. Creative writing.

[@aster___4103]

I got the same msg but it was cadbury chocolate. 😂

[@parthmaheshwari1477]

Sangat badal le usse phele tujhe aids ho jaye !! :P

[@meetcharubala]

For me it was for pepsi

[@shevlypaul7395]

How many people didn't read Biology in School? HIV is a virus, virus needs a living host to survive. As soon as it is outside the body, it's dead. Bacteria and fungi can survive in soil, inanimate objects and even in extremes of temperature but not virus. Even if you consume something nothing's gonna happen cause the virus is dead. Infact, that is how polio vaccine is made. The vaccines contain nothing but inactived/killed microorganism which improves our immunity!

[@JAJAJAJAJAJAJA.]

That frooti message was reality And i knew it was inspired by "THE HULK"

[@anuragpandey8372]

Dude, the kind of issues u address using comedy is simply outstanding and I feel Faye D'Souza is getting tight competition

[@nayanprajapati496]

7:10 kaise pee rae ho frooti . I almost fell from my chair laughing

[@mazzie6908]

"PROEST OF PROS" theme in the background 9:17

[@harshitshetty1009]

Rawknee

[@pantonfire]

What's that?

[@mazzie6908]

@@pantonfire Rony (Known as RAWKNEE) is an onine gaming streamer. He starts his live stream with this music. :) He is called as the "PROEST OF PROS", ( wait he called himself that, but anyway lol) Check this - kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJnVnXVqZrukqtU

[@krissh1172]

You always make me laugh.... What if this was true? ... That line though 😂😂😂

[@ayushchoudhary4721]

The funniest thing I heard on WhatsApp was Indian National Anthem has been awarded as the best anthem in the world😂

[@hugsbunny3110]

Ayy Takle.. You're funny broo xD

[@zainhussain9259]

Ah takleya! Teri comedy mujhe bohot pasand hai... Aur comedy se zyada mujhe Tere lehrate Baal padand hai!! 😂 Awesome show sir!! Loved it!!

[@adityanath9061]

2:33 He expected everyone will laugh

[@tarwars1747]

I too laughed at that 😃😃

[@vighneshnayak93.92]

@@tarwars1747 Explain that goo gle joke

[@pratikmore6359]

Sorabh I was literally having a tough time...my friend Vinay recommended to watch your stand ups...in the moment I am really laughing out loud...Tension hain thoda...but after listening to you...I feel better❤

[@revmachine2662]

same here man.. been a tough month for me, he always makes me laugh! :) Hope you are doing better and good luck!

[@kavithamk9155]

Sorabh is back with hurricane, tsunami & cyclone 💥💥😂😂❣️❣️...

[@mirbilal2648]

Showing some Socially Responsibility .... Good job 👍👍

[@depressedeldersibling3299]

Wooaaahh !!!! Just loved it Mann!!😂😂❤️

[@mrytyunjaykr]

When you're early but don't know what to comment. So you just write anything and edit it later. Edit - Taklaiya kidhar tha itne din. Aur, Ranchi me show hoga kabhi ya nhi ??!!

[@aryanaik2943]

Not just anything, you write the generic "I am first!"

[@theeyepatch1219]

Smart bruh

[@siddharthakumarsingh]

But, why?

[@shreydhuper2000gmail]

Write takleya kidhar tha tu

[@pantonfire]

You haven't edited. LIES!

[@ayanagrawal]

He literally looks like bald Andy (voice also 😂😂🤣🤣) who used to come earlier on television 😂😂😂😂

[@jack12yearsago25]

Hahahah..Exactly

[@pantonfire]

Andy and me have discussed this. Or I think we have. May have been a voice mirror.

[@fardifaalam605]

Ayesha Takleya, keep up the great work; thanks for the laughs! [ gun sounds ]

[@knight_23]

06:33 i like this camera angle

[@kishoreravichandran6866]

Where do you drink frooti from? Naughty mind! 😅😂

[@kushshri05]

Only a stand up comedian who is not biased and gives social messages in his act 👍

[@shravan2010]

Great content sorabh

[@rohithsiddarth9676]

that's a 9 minute content uploaded 2 minutes ago.. and you commented in a minute of upload !! what are u? ... Flash?

[@dylantoshi]

Why did I discover you do late? Big fan here.

[@animeshkanungo483]

The best one & relevant one so far. 😆😆 I laughed so hard.

[@niesscrocs961]

U r the best stand up comedian because u act, try to sound like the character u r talking about and ur face .. I literally watch your videos again and again just to see those funny expression u make.. Good work..keep it up😍

[@Representing4II0I7]

2:28 bhai 😂😂😂😂😂 koi nai hassa shiittt

[@Dojidecodes]

This is too good..but too underrates

[@gajendraanwala5924]

Prosthetic fingers: In rural areas people are outside their homes. And voter Id photos are not so clear so they just use another guys with someone else document and cast vote. In my village, this election when I was at booth there are cases upto 3/10 votes.

[@alonemusk9201]

Yeah dude I remember this story. I was like 12 or so and one day in tuitions this pretentious, poseus girl comes in and is like " Hey everyone, don't drink frooti it has aids in it. YOU'LL ALL DIE!!!". Then she went on to explain all that. I interrupted and told her that's not how it works. Then she went on to call me names and say I'm too stupid and ignorant and I'll die first. This same girl, when learned that cornflakes have added iron in them, started advising people not to eat them as it has metal and can gut throats. I'm not sure how she was always top of the class, but I'm sure she never used her brain. P.S. Mahek if you're reading this, this is you I'm talking about. TL;DR - this doofus topper girl thought that frooti really had aids and went on spreading the news to us.

[@crocszilla1004]

Ratta maarne me maahir hogi. Logical cheezon me fisaddi.

[@alonemusk9201]

@@crocszilla1004 bhai logical to thi but she would jump to conclusions quickly , bina kuch soche.

[@abhinandrasingh]

"Leh raha hai mere kaale baal" Then shows over the headcam shot. This guy is way too funny!

[@thejaswininagaraja139]

I got the same message about AIDS on WhatsApp, 3 times. first time, it was a HIV affected person working in Pepsi 'plant' did it. second time it happened in dairymilk chocolate factory. And the third time in Frooti ' plant'

[@smrutiparaskar996]

I don't know about Dr Batra but Dr Pant's comedy can heal negativity for sure.

[@Namratha-no8pr]

Lol I got the same Frooti message few yrs ago. I burst out laughing as soon as you started talking about it.

[@aryanaik2943]

I love this man's SOH SENSE OF HUMOUR

[@dexterggmu]

Finally told a joke about opposition. You're evolved, Great skit mate.

[@pantonfire]

Finally? Watch democracy of jokes and the last librandu joke and about 5 other videos.

[@dexterggmu]

@@pantonfire thanks for the reply. I can't find your Mumbai listing for the show. Please help.

[@sanjeetsinghk]

Bhai kaafi clean kardiya tumne comedy! Ab parents ko bhej sakta hu tumhara video.

[@shriniwaschippa9938]

No one in crowd is such intelligent to understand joke.. Nani dose Kids nappy~ kidnapper

[@arpitakanani7812]

Ahmedabad nahi aa raha to ab upload to kar dena please........:)

[@JyotthsnaaASharma]

̶I̶n̶ ̶M̶u̶m̶b̶a̶i̶,̶ in India This line though. Subtitler, you stole my heart! 😍🙏🏼

[@stha03]

8:30 the interesting question is how the company found out???

[@vickydash13]

Very nice bro.. comedy mei awareness.. appreciate

[@soumyaranjan4626]

They can ban WhatsApp. 🤣🤣I don't mind. They also banned beef, porn, plastic bags, tik tok. And these are totally gone🤣😂😂😜

[@fretted4life]

On point sarcasm. Just had beef curry today

[@soumyaranjan4626]

@Siya exactly. There was no need of banning porn n beef in the first place. It's none of anyone's business as to what people prefer watching or eating. As for tik tok, I personally hate that shit but that has the potential to be the next big thing after fb's gone. So can't ban that either. As for plastic bag, it's our fault. It genuinely needs to be banned, but as long as people don't see any direct harm from it they would keep using it. So practically at this point, at least in our country banning stuff is a joke. Not in China though. They have it tough there.

[@shubhamvyas3192]

Siya Better than Rahul Gandhi

[@PrinceRightyI]

Uncles in WhatsApp groups in my country fill the group with pictures and videos. They make my phone memory full. 😂😂😂

[@Vivek-ti4jd]

That frooti one and i also got mesaage saying chipkali in kissan jam. 😂😂

[@ajabsingh6953]

And spiders in Oreo

[@shantanu12]

Omg that frooti one my god.... I fell from my bed laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@achyutsingh]

I saw u in Chandigarh and I am waiting for you in Bangalore. No matter where you perform you are just amazing

[@pantonfire]

Yay :). Bangalore is September - sorabhpant.com

[@siddsharma472]

6:09..he didnt even need to complete the joke...he just said rithik roshan...intelligent audience

[@Gaite4354]

Watching this while drinking frooti...pray for me

[@default_as_awesome8318]

Wow..1st sept is my birthday and you are coming to kolkata...i wish i could go but no money to spend for comedy right now....another time maybe...

[@goishaango9550]

Why you left eic

[@firecupid6798]

U and Ur comedy both are love😊 can't stop ma laughter. Ur timing and delivery is on point. .I watch vid as sn as I see u in th notification

[@successsquarelearningclass9706]

Great man great...!! This is one of your best..great message !!

[@anveshpandey9817]

The outro looked like road rash menu

[@gaurav1maru]

If you get Frooti, you get AIDS. Yeah, thing of childhood

[@expt22]

@3:39-3:45 Sorabh transitions to Biswa

[@bankim1986]

Aaye takleyaa.... Top view bhi Dikha diya takleyaaa....!! Man love from Assam..

[@playstoreaccount9692]

How do search an image in Google and find out who it is ?

[@vaidehiramani2504]

Give this guy a Netflix special please

[@lakhanfree317]

Dude these is what you come up with after a long break. Share your best stand up videos on KZbin for free. Even if you die of hunger due to lack of food because of poority. I am okay with it bas mereko free mein hasaa takle

[@Sunny.kr01]

Astronaut Wale uncle

[@milindkhamkar]

Waiting for Jaby to react it 😘

[@davishek7]

08:00 yeh story The Incredible Hulk(2008) movie se hain..

[@sachinbg7314]

Ae taklyaa itne din kyu lagaye re❤️

[@shivampanchal3688]

Ae Taklaya! I loved your thoughtful set! Lage Raho!

[@nishanthemrajani2477]

Sorabh improving. No curse words. Good

[@KHILADIXEDITZ]

I am a Big Fan Of Yours..Love You for the work you are doing!!! Sir kabhi Kolkata mein show kijiye. I am reluctant to go on your live show

[@pantonfire]

Kolkata on Saturday dost. Aa jao. Sorabhpant.com

[@shubhampandey9795]

8:00 The Incredible Hulk se inspiration liya wo bhai log ne

[@rl8971]

You might have said it as a joke......but some people will seriously stop swimming in the ocean because of the fear of catching AIDS 😀

[@Jivi_Galaxy]

🤣

[@msk6428]

*Bhai UP aur Bihar pe bhi tour krley...* This topic deserve them!

[@ddssa091]

Typhoon and hurricane are same but named differently as per countries

[@omkarmore7313]

One of the best standup comedy ...!!!!!!

[@anushkagupta9]

That frooti story I got at that time. And I was like aaj shaam ko hi peeya h yaar. Wtf 😂😂

[@debankanm]

Wonderful presentation of a very serious issue.

[@divyanshkalia999]

Why are you so Underrated 😢

[@shradhanjali2681]

Ye takleya tu mast he re.....maja agaya...😀😀

[@joelbastian3120]

THANKS GUYS I m like you only .but but now in india people need comedy as an eye opener .They get knowledge through you guys in comedy .

[@EvergreenConsultancy]

As soon as I read "WhatsApp" on a this video, a face of my innocent Bhakt friend came in my mind who use to boast about Jumleswar Maharaj in 2014.. Now he is married and came back to his senses 😉

[@firebreath5587]

The fact that the crowd knows what he’s gonna say ❤️❤️❤️

[@Qaatilkabootar]

First thing on youtube was Aye Takle ki video🤣🤣😍😍😍 love u man bahut hasaate ho takle bhau🤣

[@ApoorvaPahariya]

Welcome back Mr Pant. Finally you remember you have a youtube channel

[@siddsharma472]

2:33...no one understood goo-gle.com.joke😂😂

[@manoramarout7000]

Yeah, I noticed that😅

[@pratik7247]

Typhoon be like...ye kon si party h jaha mujhe ni bulate 🤣

[@Ram-cs4pe]

How many of you watching this video after WhatsApp New Policy 2021 😂😂

[@rohitsathishnair3730]

Your next novel should be about this "Daayan Gilehri"!

[@ramizshaikh1243]

Sorabh's face when he said " Kaise pi rahe ho tum frooti ? " at 7:04 😂😂

[@uneyism]

did you got your idea from Keshavan Maaman,. it's a Malayali character ..anyway, love your works