Paperless Post - SNL

In this Cut for Time sketch, a commercial advertises Paperless Post's newest feature.
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[@jaymoneyyyyy]

“You’re not that busy. So, just tell us if you’re f***ing coming” 😂😂Relatable content.

[@carmen0075]

Lol

[@connorwilliams5785]

I'mma keep'em guessin'

[@AidynGmng]

Lamo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@pechaa]

@@connorwilliams5785 "Hah!"

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

I always tell my dates when I'm f****ing coming... I mean, it's only fair... ;-P

[@nomore2863]

Love how most things still included paper 😂😂😂

[@girlyghoul]

The wild dogs at least appear to be paperless!

[@eileen_a_b]

I am watching thinking, you say paperless, but there's paper!!! 😂😂😂

[@emu314159]

They should strike the concept of paperless entirely. NO ONE is ever going to adopt it. Bow down to your printer overlords! Seriously though, I have one bill that actually gets emailed to me as a pdf. Every. Single. Other one just sends me a notification and a login link. Here, asshole, there's a bill out there, fetch!

[@sxc7566]

@@rareblues78daddyYou ok?

[@jackcrassus168]

@@sxc7566he’s GenX. We can just go back to ignoring him

[@andresgc770]

Okay, but that brick wasn't exactly "paperless." They'll get my money once they start engraving their bricks.

[@da3855]

I love how Michael Longfellow still wasn’t motivated enough to respond even after receiving several severed fingers

[@canaisyoung3601]

And that Marcello Hernandez just said "Wow. Respect" when his car blows up. And something about JAJ's character saying that he can't comes because of RSV and how the world has gotten so depressing that celebrating anything cheerful is not an option feels very real. Like I may have seen/read comments like that before...

[@pushingthroughthepaperthin9616]

One of them had a wedding ring on it. Was that his wife, or somebody else's?

[@AS-kq7hw]

Heidi's voice is amazing. So peppy. Also, brick through the window while their children are sleeping?! 😂

[@princellasmith7562]

I hollered at that brick!! 🤣

[@notvalidcharacters]

Best sketch of the show right here. "Paperless their car blows up" ROFL

[@karenguittar8416]

I wondered how they would know that their car blowing up was connected to the invite, though? Maybe they are an a$$ about everything, and ANYONE could have done that.

[@Snardbafulator]

Woah ... respect.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Should be a thing in the wedding industry

[@nnn248nnn]

As a vendor, this was my immediate thought, too. xD (SADLY... lol)

[@liizzset]

Except for the wild dogs, I agree.

[@___beyondhorizon4664]

Especially destination weddings

[@meganchambers8108]

When she cheerily said "Just tell us if you're fkn coming" I definitely thought of planning my wedding lol!

[@CaptHayfever]

Especially if your reception venue has a guest limit & there's other people you actually *want* to invite who you could call if your obligatory-family-diplomacy invites would just freaking respond that they're not coming instead of ghosting you.

[@KirbyCoder]

“We can do this the easy way, or we can destroy you!” Has so much meme potential

[@DeadpoolNegative]

This is definitely one of Heidi Gardner’s best performances.

[@jameschan9634]

Heidi did great, I just think the material was lacking.

[@stuwest3653]

No, it isn't.

[@harijotkhalsa9496]

@@stuwest3653 Right! This was pretty vanilla compared to her exasperated wife sketches.

[@tnylilrobot]

This has to be a bot. No person with a working brain would possibly say that. She did nothing but read some lines

[@blurkid33]

It was fine.

[@DariusRoland]

Did anyone else find it odd that "Paperless Brick" came with a piece of paper?

[@blackguyofthesouth2161]

Yea, same with "Paperless" horse head

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

I thought they should have carried the theme through with the wild dogs.

[@depalma13]

For those who make snide comments about paper being used by Paperless Posts, Paperless Posts will arrange a private viewing of the bottom of the Hudson River for you.

[@raradis]

@@depalma13 oook.. nothing to see/say here.. thanks! :)

[@raradis]

yup, indeed for the "paperless brick" option I was expecting something like Moses' tablets to fly around the set ..

[@9sheri9]

Paperless wild dogs should really be a thing for so many things in life

[@SBayrd]

My freedom is being infringed because my congresspeople don't make this available as an option to communicate with them. I'm being silenced!!!!

[@princellasmith7562]

🤣

[@toshiamiyumi2604]

skill issue@@SBayrd

[@gabormiklay9209]

00:32 "Sometimes people need a gentle nudge to respond!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Because it's easy to ignore an email! Or even 3 desperate follow up emails!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MikeChatman]

I love Heidi Gardner lol I want to see some sketches where she's acting like the characters she's played on weekend update!

[@rantman4521]

The boxers girlfriend 🤣🤣🤣

[@kidkong637]

Copy that!

[@djguapo]

It’s been a while since we heard from Bailey Gismert at the movies!

[@MikeChatman]

That's one of my favorite sketches! 😂😂@@rantman4521

[@alexcstasy]

“ I’m taking the kids, and I’m going to my sistas”

[@Steff-in-a-pan]

This needs to be a thing in the wedding industry 😂

[@karlkettner4954]

His scream. Just perfect.

[@kwondoaxprincess2]

As someone who used paperless post for my wedding invitations, this is too real for me

[@abduljah9355]

Wait, paperless post is real??

[@Mr_Starkitty]

@@abduljah9355yup! Just looked it up. I don’t think they have all these feature in real life tho…I hope not at least 🫢

[@RobeLifeMusic]

Heidi Gardner is amazing! 🙌

[@ayotiffany1016]

But when a brick flies through your window and your children are asleep upstairs you respond quickly 😂😂

[@BlondPastelQueen]

Most of those alternatives included paper 😂😉❣️

[@zesty9815]

They could've started small with Paperless Paper Cuts.

[@gshak33]

Paperless brick 😂 They really did their worst on this one

[@DavidMichaelCommer]

And it has a piece of paper rubberbanded to it! False advertising!

[@UrbanHiker317]

I almost spit my coffee with this one. I was not ready. 😂😂😂🧱

[@binarydark4811]

I like how it's paperless brick and horse head but they have paper notes attached to them.

[@depalma13]

That's not paper notes attached to them. You didn't see any paper notes at all. Capeesh.

[@markalexander3659]

This makes me feel old because I remember when e-vites first became popular lol

[@ShadyBackflash]

I was losing it with laughter from “brick through the window” on! Great timeless sketch! Heidi’s delivery of bland infomercial inflection was pitch perfect as the scenes got nuttier and nuttier!

[@misplacedstoic]

Two “Godfather” references in one sketch-so good!

[@jeremylahr7034]

Glad someone else recognized them haha

[@niquenique90dh]

Calling everything paperless is what’s killing me 😂😂😂

[@gwigiefqefjugb]

"Wild dogs" meanwhile they're so excited to be working, their tails won't stop wagging hehe cute

[@HootOwl513]

Those German Sherperd Dogs look familiar. Could they be Jade, Jasper and Jet, Canadian KZbin dog stars? Those three certainly know how to play for the camera.

[@Tao_Tology]

They just love getting people to reply.

[@bonniegeppert3912]

“I’m gonna keep em guessing.” I thought I was the only one who did that 😂

[@jasonadlay]

I love Heidi lmao

[@thefob9675]

I'll admit, I was a little disappointed that the paperless sniper I was waiting for never showed up but still, good effort. xD

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Heidi ,and punkie are fantastic in this they are hilarious 😂 .

[@jg2722]

*Heidi is hilarious

[@HalzyonMC]

THE BRICK IS NOT PAPERLESS! THIS COMPANY IS A SHAM!

[@Kynk]

I like how half the things have paper attached to them

[@BatmanFan76]

1:48 Mr. Burns: Release the hounds.

[@lorisky143]

Omg, im dying. The brick was the best 😭🤣🤣

[@kengeorgejones6855]

Thank you so much for sharing more cut pieces. This was very good. Enjoyed Heidi's anchoring role and the reactions from everyone else - JAJ was hilarious with those screams.

[@caitlinrichardson980]

“we can do this the easy way or we can destroy you” 😊

[@zoyadulzura7490]

The severed fingers in the key bowl, lol

[@codreaming9304]

I love how so many people are commenting about the brick not being “paperless”. Well, neither was the horse head. That’s what makes the skit even funnier IMO.

[@nardo218]

excellent use of heidi's soothing announcer voice

[@baron7755]

Even dressed in business casual, Heidi still glows

[@ontheruntonowhere]

Put that thing away

[@theyearwas1473]

I like that he was the only one to show up

[@Kellybelleee]

Seriously! There are people who open it and make you wait. Just tell me already 😂

[@alisky8551]

The paperless brick still had a paper note lol 😂😂

[@thejiggy]

Nice sketch, love the absurdism 😂

[@christopherjnash9]

Paperless brick?? That was the most papered brick I’ve ever seen.

[@luisdevargas409]

I love how the brick isn't even paperless

[@hafiz6b]

Yes this is the needed service to revitalize postal service back!!!!

[@sachmo0196]

The "Postal Bick", just to tell you..."You don't have mail yet!", so you don't have to keep checking your mail box (so thoughtful).

[@pineapplegal0304]

We sent our wedding invites through Paperless Post and this is so relatable😂

[@princellasmith7562]

Whoever wrote this deserves a raise. 😂😂😂😂

[@OzzyRampage]

That horse’s head really sent a message 😳😱🐴

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Paperless wild dog was the best part of this sketch for me that was so funny.

[@coleengoodell7523]

I've been a Grinch this year with everything going on with the world and got a paperless, wild puppy delivered to my door. Looked just like Max from the original cartoon, How the Grinch stole Christmas. Max, which he earned, pretty much took over my apartment and his puppy exuberance was probably why someone gave him the boot in the first place. I spent a day and a half trying to find a rescue to rescue me from him. As I was sleeping, thinking we had the ground rules worked out the day before and during the night. He woke with a vim and vigor long before I was ready to wake with anything and pushed him off me, told him to go lay down and went back to sleep. "Get off of me Max!' So he proceeded to redecorate my apartment for Christmas. About an hour later I woke up to a disaster area of puppy fun while the Grinch is sleeping, before I had my coffee, not delighted to say the least. OUT! Of course he was remorseful and had no intention of leaving the spoiledness he had been indulged in, now stalking me from outside. Max! sent me running to fetch my Sedative! Thank God an Angel named Abby from a local rescue showed up in all her shinning glory upon my last nerve. Finally! She was thrilled with Max, Max was thrilled with her and I was happy to be rid of him, less lots of pictures of his adorableness with a Santa hat to play with.

[@omarfernandez5733]

“…Respect” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheJBirdShow]

lol the brick message could start with, "Hello, I hope this brick finds you well".

[@sinfulhands5541]

Those dogs were just looking for treats. They did nothing wrong.

[@amen_ra6926]

Paperless Brick.....genius. I lost it 🤣😂🤣😂 But then there was paperless severed finger omg 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣.

[@HoldenTudiks81]

I want to use this Service if I ever have a party ❤ 😂🤣😂

[@gabi2603]

Love the ending. Go USPS!!!

[@rainbomg]

Hell yeah. I unironically love USPS!

[@batgurrl]

Paperless brick was hilarious

[@JaguarRacingTeamX]

Wait a tick...you said it was a "paperless" brick.

[@ByTheLightOfABurningDonkey]

I always love the xmas episodes. This one wasnt a disappointment

[@YourfaveNPC]

Idk whos writing these sketches for the new season but all the skits are gold!!

[@TheLordOfNothing]

That aged well.

[@robingroves5472]

How about people who say they’ll let you know. Which means, “if nothing better comes along.”

[@b.lonewolf417]

I know! I would rather they simply commit to NOT coming!

[@StorytellingHeadshots]

That….escalated quickly.

[@NA_49erFan]

"Release the hounds!" - M. Burns

[@TheElusiveReality]

heidi is hilarious i love her

[@lealmelisa]

I feel that this is a secuel to the bridesmaids documentary 💍💍💍

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

Every "paperless" item u mentioned (up until the horses head) had a PAPER NOTE ATTACHED! So how the f is that PAPERLESS?

[@rosamariabest6069]

I guess the audience didn't like the severed finger joke.

[@aesinam]

Paper less brick but came with paper lol

[@Beeman2892]

They should have added a bundle or package and it will be called Paperless Pablo Escobar bundle😂😂😂

[@cgimovieman]

Ha! I miss irreverent humor like this on SNL. It needs more again. Too bad this was cut for time.

[@soapygirl83]

The dude with the collection of separate fingers is absolutely a sociopath.

[@dbadagna]

Is there an SNL playlist that includes all the Cut for Time sketches?

[@777gpower]

I chose Paperless Post because I still want to invite people but like I want to save the trees. Now I’m suing Paperless Post not because Ann who never rsvps died in a car explosion but because they lied, they DO use paper- in almost all the services they offer. Did you see the paper attached to the brick and horse head? Paperless Post is Paper-heavy Post.

[@Mr_Starkitty]

The smile after “Or we can destroy you” 😂😂 Heidi is amazing

[@GrotrianSeiler]

Thanks SNL. That was laugh out loud funny.

[@hakimESC]

Actually, the paperless brick has a paper note on it :-D

[@BradyDale]

This is a public service and I commend SNL for it.

[@naika7]

Hate to break it you but it’s easy to ignore a physics invite too. The hardest to ignore is when a person invites you face to face 😅

[@laurenw.8178]

This devolved so quickly, I love it 😂

[@ihajo]

You can't call it paperless brick if you attached a paper to it 😂

[@Aaron-vn3ej]

A physical invite “it got lost in the mail”

[@realhorrorshow8547]

Paperless brick and paperless horse's head both have pieces of paper on them. I demand my money back, paper money!

[@waltonsimons12]

But the brick and the horse's head were not themselves made out of paper, so the name is technically accurate.

[@gabormiklay9209]

02:13 Paperless Post is the sudo of emails. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ilikekokokola]

Why did all the paperless bricks and horse heads have paper notes attached?

[@alanweis7856]

In the past decade I watched airbnb go belly up, I witnessed uber go bankrupt, I am watching crypto worth less than the dust in my pocket, now e-mail?

[@___beyondhorizon4664]

At this point, might as well declare that i am dead, no more invites. I can choose to do whatever I wish on my free time, no more obligations 😅

[@TheZoph]

Why did every "paperless" option come with a piece of paper?

[@bradmelville6806]

Heidi gave off “Kristen Schaal’s normal sister” vibes this sketch.

[@Leopoldshark]

"Heidi, the wild dogs are just licking James and not attacking." "Just close the door a little. It'll make it look like it was too gruesome to show."

[@evelanpatton]

The BEST USPS AD ever!

[@hammertoesramirez6521]

Reminded me of Stephen King's short story, "Quitters Inc".

[@waltonsimons12]

That hadn't even occurred to me, but now that you point it out, I can definitely see the connection. It also kind of reminds me of "The Usual Suspects." "If you do not RSVP to the invitation within the next 72 hours, Miss. Finneran will find herself the victim of a most gruesome violation before she dies. As will your father, Mr. Hockney. And your Uncle Randall in Arizona, Mr. Kint. I might only castrate Mr. McManus' nephew David. Do I make myself clear?"

[@patrickmgaddis]

Paperless brick has paper on it.

[@Garage-wt5jl]

Im calling customer service. That brick WAS NOT paperless...nor was the horse head 😂

[@lukef3792]

Who’s the guy with the severed finger

[@kellyc5767]

Michael Longfellow

[@HeyJustMe89]

Paperless brick, horse head and severed finger all have paper on them tho

[@ToursByCarter]

This hits home so hard. I had people RSVP to my wedding TWO DAYS before the wedding! I wish I could've set dogs on them!

[@shannonardo]

I can’t believe this was cut!!!!!! It’s hilarious!!!!!!!

[@Ny5us]

This is such a glorious sketch.

[@tylerhackner9731]

I love Heidi lol 😂