A seamless 10 minute extension of the incredible theme song to the indie video game 'Papers, Please'. Glory to Arstotszka.
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@Wendigussy4 жыл бұрын
The final words before death: *_Hello Inspector._*
@cathacker133 жыл бұрын
I just though of a new ending: "Hello Inspector" _picks up a grenade and pulls the pin out_ "FOR KOLECHIA!!!" "Wait, what are you doing? GUARDS!" _explodes_ You died that day, because as a side effect of your unstable mental health and no will to live, you killed yourself and took your superior with you. Your family, or rather what was left of it got kicked out out of the apartment you lived in and, because of the massive debt you were in, they had to live on the street. Every remaining member of your family died later that week of hunger and sickness. The End.
@catmagedsproductions19983 жыл бұрын
@@cathacker13 penalty - forced labor Because your comment is so harmful to arstotzkains you are jail for 39 year your family UnKnown This is from the arstotskain government *Glory To Arstotzka*
@cathacker133 жыл бұрын
@@catmagedsproductions1998 can't force me to do labor when I'm dead.
@catmagedsproductions19983 жыл бұрын
@@cathacker13 thanks for the horrifying image in my head where the goverment takes your dead body (or skeleton) and gives you wax skin rather than meat and flesh and uses you as a mannequin for clothings
@cathacker133 жыл бұрын
@@catmagedsproductions1998 that wasn't quite my intention, but you're welcome I suppose
"Papers please" "Reason for entry?" "I am visiting my son." "Duration of stay?" "90 days." "On the passport it says you are staying for.... 89.9 days." "Bu-" *DETAINED* "Glory to Arstotzka!"
@zamhaq8866 Жыл бұрын
Bruh got 9 years for that
@cymikgaming1266 Жыл бұрын
D E T A I N E D
@RayanfhoulaBR Жыл бұрын
gotta get those juicy 5 credits
@ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923 Жыл бұрын
“Close enough” “No your being detained if you resist you will be shot immediately”
@PsychOz172 Жыл бұрын
Worth the 5 credits tho
@MrLambert755 Жыл бұрын
I remember playing this game for a whole week during summer. One day I had to go to the airport and when the security gave me back my documents I accidentally said "Glory to Arstotzka"
@the_mariocrafter Жыл бұрын
LOL
@dulguunjargal1199 Жыл бұрын
That guard must be so sus thinking you were in a terror group
@guywithnoname9302 Жыл бұрын
@@dulguunjargal1199 Sounds like more of a compliment than insult to me ngl
@-thanawat-8296 Жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@Progamerguy101 Жыл бұрын
It was no mistake comrade.
@kane56456 жыл бұрын
Hey, want to hear funny joke? *Kolechians.*
@Rob-3266 жыл бұрын
*DETAINED*
@possiblyashley10486 жыл бұрын
Noce one comrade, tell some 'ore
@randomloser6666 жыл бұрын
Kolechian is worst country in world, glory to artstotszka
@wideheavy26046 жыл бұрын
Come on joe you doing that jokes comrade ?
@vitoscaletta38406 жыл бұрын
Fuck Kolechians
@SuperAtomSplitter7 жыл бұрын
One does not simply enter Arstotzka
@TearOfficialYoutube7 жыл бұрын
Good meme
@Niall101a7 жыл бұрын
It's an older meme sir but it checks out.
@giovannipomarico20357 жыл бұрын
You cannot enter using an expired meme. Glory to Arstotzka!
@SuperAtomSplitter7 жыл бұрын
Okay, okay. I come back with better meme.
@juanvazquez58367 жыл бұрын
You can't in all countries.
@warcat7333 Жыл бұрын
Video: ten minute version Also video: ten minutes and twenty one seconds long DETAINED Glory to Arstotzka
@samuelcrafter1399 Жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotska
@Quartzyyy Жыл бұрын
Slava Arstotzce
@Brigadier-antifra1 Жыл бұрын
Glory To Arstotzka!
@RecoveringMoth Жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotska
@ijnyamato Жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotska
@kerz5383 Жыл бұрын
As a software engineer, I can say this helps us find discrepancies in the files. Glory to Arstotszka.
@theghost56animations77 ай бұрын
As somebody who is a game design student, I agree
@kerz53837 ай бұрын
@@theghost56animations7 A year later, I have been summoned. Glory to Arstotszka!
@yulimartorrealba58516 ай бұрын
@@kerz5383Yeah
@Raider-fc2xx5 жыл бұрын
My family is starving, my son is sick, I don't have any money for medicine and yesterday there was a terrorist attack at my workplace. But I got an award for sufficiency, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
@W0BERTS5 жыл бұрын
I’m still not letting you in.
@MrShiloh19865 жыл бұрын
Sorry sir your declined.
@W0BERTS5 жыл бұрын
Now that’s the polite way to say it!
@largefrogs58875 жыл бұрын
DETAINED
@Melqnix5 жыл бұрын
Why would they detain themselves lol (OP was writing in the perspective of the main character)
@gorgeousfreeman13184 жыл бұрын
Whenever someone brings a bottled water to the airport
@Awestar3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@emredasc30013 жыл бұрын
DETAINED
@RussellTeapot3 жыл бұрын
Rise and shine, Gorgeous Freeman... Rise... and... *D E T A I N E D*
@nopegaming21173 жыл бұрын
@@RussellTeapot please stand here for X-ray
@RussellTeapot3 жыл бұрын
@@nopegaming2117 of course, of course! X-ray is good! Astortzka still best country, we friend, right?
@microwavedeg9285 Жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about how absolutely *powerful* this song is? It’s so deep and full of bass and perfectly demonstrates the glorious nature of the game. Glory to Arstotzka
@ravenembla9445 Жыл бұрын
this comment for you. Come and listen this masterpiece again bro
@eggegg7026 Жыл бұрын
Brother I’ve missed you
@DurianFruit9 ай бұрын
Glory to arstotzka
@morte34989 ай бұрын
@@eggegg7026 Carrying out the legacy from Raven. Glory to Arstotszka!
@AFP1846 ай бұрын
I’ve missed both of my brothers
@OxylutDev9 ай бұрын
"You must use your real name during the Kahoot"
@cactusrealpvz2 ай бұрын
no wait ill give you 10 credits if you dont arrest me,just think of it
@Lightning71122 ай бұрын
real
@oldasianman72846 жыл бұрын
Citation Warning: -Copyrighted Music Penalty: 5 credits
@thesurvivor64306 жыл бұрын
but I only have 4.99
@oldasianman72846 жыл бұрын
TheSurvivor64 You have been guilty of paying under 5$ for a citation warning. This represents treason of the highest order. Your penalty is death. The border will remain open under a replacement inspector. Your execution will be scheduled for tomorrow. Goodbye inspector, Glory to Arstotzka.
@irishpotato96595 жыл бұрын
Hillarious
@bome1235 жыл бұрын
MfG-Bericht -Copyright geschützte Musik verwendet Bußgeld: 5 Credits
@spazmcat38535 жыл бұрын
@@bome123 Citation warning All impor citizens must be denied Penalty 10 Dollar
@Matth_M3 жыл бұрын
Wife : Sick, cold Son : Hungry, sick, cold Mother-in-law : Hungry, cold Uncle : Dead "Sleep"
@derkach79073 жыл бұрын
Glory to arstotzka
@purplebrickwall2 жыл бұрын
Glory to ARSTOTZKA.
@Shit_Colour_Slippers2 жыл бұрын
Glory to Artstotzka
@trendysilver9492 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka
@communistunitednationsball42992 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka
@derpanator5671 Жыл бұрын
the amount of math homework i have gotten done with this song is amazing i just pretend im trying to find discrepencys in the problems Glory to Arstotska
@MisterHunterRow Жыл бұрын
Genious idea.
@ImAPersonHehehehaw10 ай бұрын
Why am I seeing all this during summer break
@fish298 ай бұрын
wait he's got a point
@Floffy_3ars4 ай бұрын
Not the likes at 69
@dave42533 ай бұрын
Hello student. We have detected a discrepancy in your math homework. This is treason of the highest order. A replacement student will be found easily. You have been given an F. Glory to Arstotzka.
@TCBE10 ай бұрын
imagine dying and just waking up to the papers please title screen
@FR333KSH0W3 жыл бұрын
This game has me checking my own personal documents for any discrepancies.
@dashiellgillingham45793 жыл бұрын
No bullshit, it’s because of this game that I avoided being stranded in Atlanta without food or money. You start finding it fun, messing with paperwork, getting things clean and tidy, so I’d taken to keeping copies of stuff and old paperwork on me just to play with. Then my wallet (ID, Credit Card, etc.) was lost/stolen somewhere between my gate and the hotel the airline stuffed me in after my connecting flight was delayed, and every other member of my family was panicking over the phone, and I was just like “I’m fine, really, I’ve got a binder full of identification s*** on me,” and everyone else was like “why,” and all I could answer was “a video game.” In other news, right up until two months ago, I had a happy job as a bureaucrat managing paperwork at a community bike shop.
@luckyleagues52973 жыл бұрын
@@dashiellgillingham4579 k
@Steve_Harvey_real_3 жыл бұрын
1kg off. D E T A I N D
@meganixi52823 жыл бұрын
@ً You dont have a name. HOW!!!
@meganixi52823 жыл бұрын
@ً You didn't put a capital "M" in the "Magic". *D E T A I N E D*
@Be11adona6 жыл бұрын
"Papers Please" "Here you are" >Height indicator shows 183cm "It says here you are 182cm" "I wore different shoes" *DETAINED* >Glory to Arstotzka
@rodrigoparrapalma76736 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😅😁😀☺😐😑
@Funktastic_Official6 жыл бұрын
i wore different shoes...................................DETAINED lol
@shaunaemery96186 жыл бұрын
you got detained bicth! bi ct h!
@reasongurunggurungfamily45346 жыл бұрын
Retr0Active lol
@emirarasozdemir84506 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@slavic_t9 ай бұрын
I have spent 192992 years in this line arstotzka still best Glory to arstotzka
@GLORIA_A_ASRTOTZKA2 ай бұрын
Ezic wants to end the ARSTOTZKANO government
@GLORIA_A_ASRTOTZKA2 ай бұрын
Aaaa
@Sebowsky_ Жыл бұрын
Glad to see there are no dislikes on this masterpiece. Glory to Arstotzka!
@foolishness9020 Жыл бұрын
Kelochians dislike the vid
@chronictheaterkid Жыл бұрын
@@foolishness9020 damn kolechians
@revan4638 Жыл бұрын
There is 645 Kolechains here Glory to Arstotzka!
@doccles179 ай бұрын
youtube removed the dislike button to hide the kolechains, glory to arstotzka!
@MovieCrackdownMB9 жыл бұрын
Arstotszka is greatest country, no need for passport my friend!
@TheOnlyBongo9 жыл бұрын
No need for passport, my friend. Anybody who creates the 'Stay Fresh' bag series I provide to my family through Arstotskan Government is welcome in my country.
@NKDesign9 жыл бұрын
You mean Arstotszka is an Excellent country, of course.
@NKDesign9 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@nikobellic58919 жыл бұрын
Great i should get in with no problem then.
@thrupert9 жыл бұрын
An exellent country. An exellent comment.
@nahbro53663 жыл бұрын
“Imagine being kolechian lmao” This -propaganda- post was made by the Arstotzka gang
@tottalynottrump86833 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka
@strongestvirus44913 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka
@cottoneyejoe82853 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Arsrotzkan lmao This post was made by the Cobrastan gang
@oppressionisgood1543 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka
@joshuathomas25853 жыл бұрын
[The arstotzkan government is pleased with this response 55 credits will be added as a bonus today working at border GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA]
@0002pA4 ай бұрын
What is so great about Lucas Pope? He doesn't just code the gameplay. He doesn't just write the music. He doesn't just paint the graphics. He does 99% of all of this of his games. He is a genius.
@libby_lue Жыл бұрын
One of the most iconic pieces of indie game music imo Glory to Arstotzka
@tommy45415 жыл бұрын
I lowkey used arstotzka as my presentable nation for a school project I got 87% so I detained them
@heatedliloof84555 жыл бұрын
They better change their attitude to give u a 87
@tommy45415 жыл бұрын
Luke loool
@heatedliloof84555 жыл бұрын
person: what?? Only a 87? Teacher: There were some problems with your presentation Me: There’s a problem with you Also me: DETAIN!!!
@spade37794 жыл бұрын
*The teacher is a Kolechian pig*
@how_to_lol_u4 жыл бұрын
Citation: Arstotzka is not real co- DETAINED
@matthiasmodeste9163 жыл бұрын
“Ah yes I see you are here visiting your wife who passed recently” “Yes sir” “But your wife died 2 days ago” *DETAINED*
@Father-Pucci3 жыл бұрын
666 likes cool
@TheLibermania3 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you attend the funeral you are kind of visiting her.
@sawtdar56633 жыл бұрын
Heee amk
@G_Macks3 жыл бұрын
passed recently OOOOOOOH
@thechargentarge13413 жыл бұрын
In papers please, I let a guy in but before he left he said that his wife was next. Then when his wife came, turns out her passport was wrong but I still let her through. They were suicide bombers after all... *I never let a person with a single mistake now*
@mikilis7862 Жыл бұрын
Some years later This feels nostalgic Glory to our Fatherland, Arszostka!
@enterchannelname32136 ай бұрын
You know a song is good when the Extension version of it is more popular then its normal length.
@victorherrera24185 жыл бұрын
You hear that drum? That's 1984 knocking at your door.
@derpmcgerp80625 жыл бұрын
Spooky... the year of... Thomas the Tank Engine... o_O Orwell tried to warn us... but we didn't listen.
@victorherrera24185 жыл бұрын
@@derpmcgerp8062 you have been selected for a random search. Face the telescreen. Ugh, I mean, scanner.
@redstone_27425 жыл бұрын
Nah 🅱️ that’s the KGB in the 50 ds
@j3dr9055 жыл бұрын
Is that from the dead Kennedys
@MemePolice8275 жыл бұрын
*claps*
@jetengineproductions6294 жыл бұрын
*moves eye to the left* Inspector: "Your eye was facing right in your passport." D E T A I N E D
@pointless5294 жыл бұрын
The story of my dad basically.
@RamiPr04 жыл бұрын
@@pointless529 what
@camilogarrido94064 жыл бұрын
"Wears Glasses" DENIED
@Ahlstest4 жыл бұрын
u hade 666 likes on this comment but I destroyed it >:). Now you have 667 likes
@MonikasPhantom4 жыл бұрын
You had 699 likes, now it’s 700
@LostSoul6364 Жыл бұрын
I started enjoying Papers, Please after hopping at this video, and now after 7 years, me still addicted to it and im here to say thank you
@skorupigo5544 Жыл бұрын
Epic
@WhiteAnims2 Жыл бұрын
As a former veteran soldier and Corporal of the 69th Kolechian Rifle Brigade, this is the best music ever that my Senior Officer caught me and I was detained.
@s_rny5 жыл бұрын
Papers, please. - Here. Your ID card spells your name as "Robinsky" and your passport spells it as "Robynsky". -Yeah I've had this problem my whole life please let me through!!! D E T A I N E D
@UnitellaMc5 жыл бұрын
if only he actually did detain her
@PolaOld5 жыл бұрын
@@UnitellaMc Indeed.
@lordofbrokenenglish81815 жыл бұрын
Nice Papers,please movie reference
@Henners19915 жыл бұрын
I live in Russia and have actually had this problem.
@henrymckean82485 жыл бұрын
She got through, but then- *BOOM*
@noahsavage81564 жыл бұрын
Why am i feeling patriotic for a country that doesn't exist
@mahovonnishizumi36363 жыл бұрын
Meery Katty bus it is fucking great
@alexanderhamilton42583 жыл бұрын
It can exist, with your help, comrade. Glory to Arstotzka.
@arros09243 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderhamilton4258 ummmm I...what
@eiteiei40633 жыл бұрын
@@arros0924 Join our cause comrade. We shall make the world burn. Glory to Arstotzka
@chicken_turducken12943 жыл бұрын
All other countries will burn. Arstotzka is real Glory to Arstotzka
@Unknown-ky2jj11 ай бұрын
If you're doing homework, put this song on, it will make it feel like you're grading your teacher's documents. Glory to Arstotzka.
@kuldeep_fbx4 ай бұрын
This is actually the most elite music for deep work/focus/study. Gives me flashbacks to when I was working my ass off for Arstotzka.
@psydhawwrth63515 жыл бұрын
“Sir, in the picture I count 500 hairs. You now have 499 hairs. Any explanation?” “....it fell off?” “Okay, that’s good. You’re through. Glory to Arstotzka.” *terrorist attack intensifies*
@halopro89584 жыл бұрын
Basically
@EveryonesFavoriteEnby3 жыл бұрын
Nah, do doo doo doo Citation issued.
@user-hz8us2rs7k3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Even if they're all correct they still somehow have a bomb
@sergeantnerfsalot27843 жыл бұрын
GLORY TO MY HAIRSTYLE!!! (Explodes)
@vonathenbrod84982 жыл бұрын
*M.O.A. CITATION* •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Protocol violated. Incorrect amount of body hairs. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• *WARNING ISSUED - NO PENATLY*
@brick30114 жыл бұрын
“You’re 38 in the passport,” *”BUT YOU’RE 39 IN REAL LIFE”* *DETAINED*
@kanekujan17773 жыл бұрын
FOR ARSTO- I mean Kolechia
@calblack41563 жыл бұрын
Glory to Impor
@remusstop-motion27963 жыл бұрын
Glory to Cobrastan
@themcadambrothers31843 жыл бұрын
Glory to impor
@heyitshunter80103 жыл бұрын
Glory to Antegria.
@clobble643 Жыл бұрын
"Papers please." "Here." "On the passport you had glasses?" "Why dont you have glasses now?" "Well I acciden-" *DETAINED* Glory to Arstotzka
@user-qc2kt5kd3i9 ай бұрын
Hello inspector, we have audited your activities for quite some time. At least one Ezic member has confirmed that you wrote “Papers, please” without the appropriate punctuation. That’s a discrepancy. But your comment has served Arstotzka well, we will overlook this small transgression. Glory to Arstotzka
@scarredclawsgibberish10 ай бұрын
Glory to Arstotszka. ok so this video got me to buy papers please, now my entire family is dead
@mikeoxbig82177 жыл бұрын
>Papers please. It says on the paper you are 75.1 kilograms. >The scale shows 75 kilograms.
Technically that could be a couple of hand grenades. I mean yeah it's a joke but you know...
@gabthatguy71766 жыл бұрын
Sir Scrubbington .
@trustmeidontlie19065 жыл бұрын
_Sir everything is correct in this passport except your hair, mind explaining what happened to it?_ I got a hair cu- *DETAINED*
@autizmas5 жыл бұрын
He got waves
@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial5 жыл бұрын
Wave check
@redraccoon93815 жыл бұрын
GLODY TO ARSTAZKA
@MemePolice8275 жыл бұрын
Mistakes meth in body scan for C4
@leoshork5 жыл бұрын
Well... you’ve got a real hair problem!
@foxyczcz8908 Жыл бұрын
After 9 years this song is still masterpiece
@Skylanceshorts10 ай бұрын
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
@user-ic8vs2po6m3 жыл бұрын
What if you wanted to go to heaven? But God said: D E T A I N E D
@beniciounfiltered78613 жыл бұрын
underated
@samblamjam3 жыл бұрын
rated under
@thefirstcrusade58603 жыл бұрын
i would suicide bomb the border
@leoxd97153 жыл бұрын
Helltained
@sea50783 жыл бұрын
@@thefirstcrusade5860 With shitty bomb dismantled and sold for cheap credits?
@radpolitician64025 жыл бұрын
Papers please Here It's says u weigh 89 kg but u r 90 Sir I had some mcdona- *DETAINED* Glory to arstotzka
@friendlyfire26155 жыл бұрын
Inspector, it seems you did not report the Mc Donald’s restaurant to your fellow guards. Allowing American food to be smuggled in will not be tolerated. This is treason of the highest order. Your execution is scheduled for tomorrow. A replacement inspector will be called to do your job. Glory to Arstotzka.
@everythingthrice25825 жыл бұрын
No you
@ElMirc5 жыл бұрын
That's what you get for eating western capitalist food
@Kevin-vu9jp5 жыл бұрын
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!!!!!!!!
@skimpiyy4 жыл бұрын
im ruin your 666 likes h3h3
@ThatOneKnowItAll-hx3nx4 ай бұрын
When you want to listen to the Papers Please without playing the game:
@ThatOneKnowItAll-hx3nx4 ай бұрын
*theme
@whyinotmyrlaccountАй бұрын
@@ThatOneKnowItAll-hx3nx Your name implies that you know it all and thus would not have to correct yourself! D E T A I N E D
@ThatOneKnowItAll-hx3nx28 күн бұрын
@@whyinotmyrlaccount Dagnabbit I got caught…
@komandorexe Жыл бұрын
If I was a teacher and students would bring me homework I would just listen to this music and inspect their homework
@jorjicostava8973 жыл бұрын
Arstotzka still best country
@ace_lz3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to say "Glory to Artztotzka" Glory to Artztotzka
@cottoneyejoe82853 жыл бұрын
No, Jorji. We need to escape to Cobrastan!
@ToastyMcToast23 жыл бұрын
@@cottoneyejoe8285 How dare you want to leave our glorious nation? GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!
@Bl4zernc3 жыл бұрын
Detain this man Glory to artstotzka
@mrbarber71613 жыл бұрын
Agreed DETAINED!
@Calyrekt10 жыл бұрын
Checkpoint: Papers, Please. Citizen: Here you go. Checkpoint: Purpose of entry? Citizen: I come through country. Checkpoint: Duration of stay? Citizen: I say for 3 days. Checkpoint: *Looks over documents, twice to make sure of no mistakes* Checkpoint: Cause no trouble. Citizen: *Walks across checkpoint* Checkpoint: *Waits* |||^CLINK^CLINK^CLINK^||| M.O.A CITATION PENALTY= INVALID BULLSHIT Checkpoint: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALL
@Shashin5410 жыл бұрын
I hate that so much!!! You are 100% sure they are clear then you get a citation... then you realize it was some minor detail that you saw as correct then... that game makes you rage at 3am ;)
@TheOnlyBongo10 жыл бұрын
*NEXT* *Tries to drag the citation onto the next patron to no avail* Please take this...take this god damn citation...TAKE IT AS FAR AWAY FROM ME! ;~; *Shoves citation into the corner of desk to try and forget about it*
@inspector865910 жыл бұрын
I don't think Checkpoints can talk...
@arstotzkianborderguard170610 жыл бұрын
Inspector He might be on Drugs. Detain him.
@MikeTheMicless8 жыл бұрын
Arstotzkian Border Guard only if you give me dat 2.5 credits :3
@Aaron-ni1mq8 ай бұрын
Inspector! It has been decade of work for you. Arstotska appreciates your continued service. Glory to Arstotzka!
@darknessdash1853 Жыл бұрын
this music.. it just played randomly in my playlist but it just radiates terror and pride. you can feel the fear and power in every tone of it.
@LotsaJunk7 жыл бұрын
People cry the shit out of their eyes at Undertale, but there's more sadness here. I don't see anyone crying here.
@Jadimation7 жыл бұрын
this is good comment
@giovannipomarico20357 жыл бұрын
Sadness simply wasn't allowed to enter in Arstotzka.
@NomPrenom17 жыл бұрын
Tru dat.
@LotsaJunk7 жыл бұрын
Papa Smurf o ye
@lokatzlikina7 жыл бұрын
I cry every time comrade...
@sylograyt26953 жыл бұрын
What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said DISCREPENCY DETECTED
@ivancortes76222 жыл бұрын
Glory to Almighty
@shmorffunny2 жыл бұрын
Interrogate
@markfriesen40322 жыл бұрын
@@shmorffunny Finger Prints, Scanner Arrest
@somenamelastnaammee522 жыл бұрын
Glory to arstotzka
@jorjicostava90862 жыл бұрын
I took big shit before coming through, yes!
@andresgarciaastudillo356 Жыл бұрын
Esta es mi canción favorita del juego Gloria a Arstotzka!
@Kou1SongXiaoBuDing Жыл бұрын
I am a Chinese player, and now in China, they are really starting to refuse us exit.....I saw on Twitter that many Chinese users were banned from leaving the country for various reasons, and the state media began to promote "Don't leave the country if you don't have to".....(It is said that many people have even had their passports withheld for some reason....) (WTF? What the hell am I living in?1984?I never thought that in this magical country where I live, it would be several times more difficult to leave the country than in the game....)
@Nightjade-yo6oi2 ай бұрын
really is artotzka
@CoyoteCoop3 жыл бұрын
“Impor more like I’m poor” This was made by Arstotzkan gang Glory to Arstotzka!
@Monasaurus_Rex3 жыл бұрын
I hate how much this made me laugh
@ahmetgrcn26633 жыл бұрын
Don't insult my fellow imporians 😔😔
@sharpkniveinlatvian17463 жыл бұрын
@@ahmetgrcn2663 "I'm poor" 🤡
@KrazyKrab73 жыл бұрын
your name tho
@CoyoteCoop3 жыл бұрын
@@KrazyKrab7 ok poorian
@ProvenUser1015 жыл бұрын
Papers please ‘Hands no papers’ Where are documents? Arstotzka so great, you no need passport! Right? ‘Denied’
@yeahokay74715 жыл бұрын
DETAINED*
@comrademango49915 жыл бұрын
Provenuser 101 i love Jorji hes so patient
@Tyren.5 жыл бұрын
let him thourgh, you get a suprise tbh.
@CLK9445 жыл бұрын
Yes he offers you to go to Obristan.
@theman46284 жыл бұрын
You misspelt detained bud. *NOW YOU ARE BEING DETAINED*
@childforsale11 ай бұрын
I play this over the news I read on twitter- it really sets the mood
@Strathclyder11 ай бұрын
"if you're too sick to go to school you're too sick to play video games."
@nate_dawg11535 жыл бұрын
Man-“Please be nice to my wife, she’s next” Me-“Where’s your passport” Lady-“Please let me through, I will be killed” Me-“weeeeeelllll, the rules are the rules... next”. Newspaper-“lady found dead”
@darthvader41585 жыл бұрын
Good comrade
@artistictutorials32465 жыл бұрын
Me- “hey, rules are rules”
@theunitsquad31445 жыл бұрын
Nate_dawg 115 on her passport her weight claimed 12 KG her permit said 11.99 KG she was clearly using fake passport or permit. GLORY TO ASTOKTZA GLORY TO OUR FRIEND RUSSIA Is it just me or do I love they way Russians sound
@DGneoseeker15 жыл бұрын
@@theunitsquad3144 12KG!? If the guy's wife weighs 12 kg he married a baby.
@justseffstuff33085 жыл бұрын
Yeah... You do get this token thingy of you do help her, which has some or another use later. I would recommend letting her through next play through, it’s worth the citation.
@Lee-sd1vx5 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an impor citizen Impor more like “im poor” lol *Glory to Arstotzka*
@juhokleemola59615 жыл бұрын
They are so poor,that they can't spell.
@heatedliloof84554 жыл бұрын
HAHHAH Impors
@moon_girl44684 жыл бұрын
I started calling them Impure.
@strigonshitposting7934 жыл бұрын
*This post was made by Arstotzka gang*
@nhuhoangvu34324 жыл бұрын
I started calling them impòr
@The_Official_You Жыл бұрын
the thing i hate is how hard it is accept people, and how easy it is to deny, like you could triple check every part of the persons documents and still manage to miss a discrepancy
@royalepip9296 Жыл бұрын
I guess I’m not the only one who still listens to this
@nerii6555 Жыл бұрын
Nie tylko ty
@carsonjones53978 жыл бұрын
You have been found guilty of uploading music that isn't yours. This is copyright infringement of the highest order. The execution is scheduled for tonight. The safety of your channel is unknown. Glory to Arstotzka.
@dawdlingname2167 жыл бұрын
lol
@veliest18867 жыл бұрын
says the guy who has bpants on the profile i LOVE undertale
@michaelshepard68157 жыл бұрын
fuck
@itskelson7517 жыл бұрын
lmao your pic tho but i like it
@michaelshepard68157 жыл бұрын
thank you check out bobcatplays 12+It's Kelson
@LarfleezeOrangestein5 жыл бұрын
It says here: Papers, Please Theme Song - Seamless 10 Minute Extension. 10:21 =/= 10:00 - Discrepancy found - "Sir the title was to mean an adverage amount of time!" *DETAINED*
@Kriskun4 жыл бұрын
It must be a typographical error
@medlawar86454 жыл бұрын
@@Kriskun nice
@bestGaming1324 жыл бұрын
👍🏻
@shoople4 жыл бұрын
this deserves to be one of the top comments wtf
@fragmentation1234 жыл бұрын
"There is a discrepancy here" "It MUST be a typographical error" 🔴 [DETAIN]
@MeatBalls6518 ай бұрын
We Are, The Gods.
@TitanicStarLine19128 ай бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka.
@CyberdyneSystems10161Ай бұрын
Yes, we actually exist as opposed to the other 100000000 fictional gods who are fake. We are existing breathing entities
+JB Felix What is wrong with that logic? The passport might be a fake if the details on it are incorrect, it isn't always a case of "more weight = something being smuggled".
+JB Felix Is sad story. My wife very bad cook. If I do not eat she get angry.
@coder223315 жыл бұрын
What type of music do you listen to? Me: its hard to explain
@jeurmatev80445 жыл бұрын
Glory greatest music of course
@juhokleemola59615 жыл бұрын
no it is not
@basimmunir35984 жыл бұрын
@@juhokleemola5961 oh so your saying it's not glory greatest music well.... *DETAINED*
@juhokleemola59614 жыл бұрын
@@basimmunir3598 no im replying to cody roder
@basimmunir35984 жыл бұрын
@@juhokleemola5961 ok
@bg-zw1kk Жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka
@user-sr2he2qs1w Жыл бұрын
Есть нечто странное в этой песне... Чем дольше слушаешь, тем больше эта песня становится жизнерадостной, вся паранойя и антиутопия пропадают. Эта песня по истине великолепна!
@zeleni_Dracon Жыл бұрын
как будто надевают розовые очки
@bilbo_gamers6417 Жыл бұрын
It reminds me of shostakovich. A lot of Soviet anthems are descended from the beautiful Romantic music of the Russian Empire. They took out the wimsy and replaced it with loud domineering musical lines that force the listener to see how powerful and joyous the USSR is. Shostakovich had a lot to say about that actually lol... Russian music really is beautiful. Such a proud artistic and literary history, especially during the Russian Empire.
@brian937248 ай бұрын
please translate
@moseytron3 ай бұрын
no@@brian93724
@sergiuvolda3262 жыл бұрын
I fought in Kolechia for 5 years. If you think it is bad in Arstotzka, it is ten times worse in Kolechia.
@carguy.carguy Жыл бұрын
oh shit
@-thanawat-8296 Жыл бұрын
oh no
@zoltron12 Жыл бұрын
How's elsa?
@JW-zx5dr Жыл бұрын
I literally restarted the day to save your life comrade
@DavidGD_Ro Жыл бұрын
Fuck
@hsryu55695 жыл бұрын
Some of us are more loyal to Arstotzka than our actual nations
@scyobiempire44505 жыл бұрын
Hyun Seok Ryu Antarctica isn’t owned by any nation.... Hhmmm. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
@martibulgaria5 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotszka.
@CLK9445 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka, death to Kolechia
@NylaTheWolf5 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD
@aimeewhellans78535 жыл бұрын
*Glory to Arstotzka!*
@callmecharlie049811 ай бұрын
"These papers do seem a bit odd." "Yes I made them up."
@childreninmybasement1 Жыл бұрын
imagine standing in that hell of a line then finally getting to the checkpoint and you hear "it was a mistake to open this checkpoint."
@futurechannel485 жыл бұрын
Asked for this song to be played at the beginning of school. Later that day a note was given to me saying it was inappropriate. If that isn’t censorship by the state, I don’t know what is.
@scyobiempire44505 жыл бұрын
Future Channel GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
@Kay_213_5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@thefourthcrusader21175 жыл бұрын
Time for a fucking crusade.
@user-qp7fy7zn2q5 жыл бұрын
Ur school is kolechian
@JeffarryLounder4 жыл бұрын
*Citation:* Improper representation of Arstotzka. -100 credits.
@randomcommenterheredontmin43903 жыл бұрын
Inspector: The image shows you wearing a size 40 shirt. You are wearing a size 41 shirt. Immigrant: I've changed shi- DETAINED
@shayne25593 жыл бұрын
shit*
@theyoutubeplague33833 жыл бұрын
Show me dem prints
@lilianviegas26873 жыл бұрын
REJECT ARSTOTSKA COME TO BRAZIL
@spotlight92693 жыл бұрын
@@lilianviegas2687 NO WTF DON'T TAKE ME TO BRAZIL
@lilianviegas26873 жыл бұрын
@@spotlight9269 TOO LATE BOOMER
@gpg17795 ай бұрын
I sing this in my head every day i go to school
@zouldicАй бұрын
AUDIT Mr. Inspector, Your association with another group of which they call themselves The Order of the EZIC Star has been uncovered. Atleast one agent has confessed asking for help from you. The EZIC Has been crushed. Glory to Arstotzka. Ending __ Of 20 Achieved. - MAIN MENU -
@engine77716 жыл бұрын
For everybody that hates to do homework; Step 1: grab ur homework and start Step 2: put this music on Step 3: feel like you’re checking your teachers passports
@damnlemons53316 жыл бұрын
Omg. I will try this
@dora78466 жыл бұрын
LunalaBasics good idea man
@tiran64556 жыл бұрын
tried APPROVED %100 Detained Science Teacher For False İnformation
@joshualynch61076 жыл бұрын
Perfect just perfect
@doherty8176 жыл бұрын
Just writes a huge deny on it
@ei_14225 жыл бұрын
I accidentally clicked on this with my volume up super high while wearing headphones, and had arstotzka's glory blasted into my ears very loudly.
@ratsoncoke79934 жыл бұрын
I can't think of a name You are blessed
@jm-sh6qr4 жыл бұрын
you turned down your state reccomended music detained. glory to arstotzka.
@chrideefer4 жыл бұрын
Approved.
@donna85364 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna try that I have a surround sound headset lol
@allakaboom33444 жыл бұрын
G L O R Y T O A R S T O T Z K A death to KOLECHIA!
@LeRealModeusFan Жыл бұрын
"Paper, please." "There." "Um, it said you are female but your face and body are man." "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GEND-" *DETAINED* Glory to Arstotzka
@catinthehat3398 Жыл бұрын
*glory to arstotzka*
@plazamm7 жыл бұрын
-Papers please ~here you go -*sees tiny rip in paper* ~is there problem? -DETAINED!!!!!!!!!
@bloodyhell82017 жыл бұрын
- papers plase -here go sees he from kolechia -KOLECHIANS NOT ENTER -DETAINEDDETAINEDDETAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mosya30497 жыл бұрын
~wha what why ? - because i want ^_^
@Plasjewater6 жыл бұрын
Miles Jensen im playing this song cuz i gtg to school now....
@snoopycross27966 жыл бұрын
Me:WHAT THE HEEL Me gets out bomb* Me:I'M A ISIS Guy:AHHHHH Bomb blows up* YOU died Glory to arstotzka
@magiconic6 жыл бұрын
>Papers, please DETAINED
@engleberteverything4213 жыл бұрын
Hey kolechian, want to hear a joke? Kolechian: ok, what is it? West Grestin. Kolechian: I don't get it. And you never will! Glory to Arztotzka!
@filipposilva86773 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka
@hanielarindel14083 жыл бұрын
Glory to Artoztzka!
@kostaa45053 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotska
@davefish57403 жыл бұрын
Glory to Artstotzka!
@lordsparklewater74493 жыл бұрын
FOR KOLECHIA!
@DoctorBrainDamage1337 Жыл бұрын
"Give me my watches back" "There is a scratch! Give me money back!" *Arrest*
@solarsyrup Жыл бұрын
Glory to arstotzka
@MemePolice8275 жыл бұрын
When you actually make it through Obristan border but inspector sees one extra strand of hair *DETAINED!* Glory to Arstotzka
@happysam81834 жыл бұрын
Its obristan above all
@supershen10774 жыл бұрын
ASTOTZKA! D E T A I N E D !
@RiverSideJohn4 жыл бұрын
Basically papers pleas in a nutshell
@aryangupta6824 жыл бұрын
Your diligence has not gone unnoticed inspector. Your family will be brought up to a class 6 dwelling. Any citations against you have been overlooked. Loyalty to Arstotzka will not go unnoticed. Grestin Border checkpoint reopens tomorrow. Glory to Arstotzka.
@henryrollaway4 жыл бұрын
A-stotzka? DETAINED
@MedicplayingCSGO2 жыл бұрын
My professor made us create countries once. People made democracies. I made arstotszka. I legit got the best grade. *glory to arstotszka!*
@sandwiccio27952 жыл бұрын
good job mate
@gorgofthegaming9952 жыл бұрын
GLORY
@MrConfused.2 жыл бұрын
Bro you're so lucky that you got to create countries. Glory to Arstotzka.
@glebgamer41402 жыл бұрын
ez
@manzero134gd2 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka!
@konstantinrebrov675Ай бұрын
As a computer programmer, this theme music helps me concentrate on my work.
@GuestCommanderJessie8 ай бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka, Inspector!!!
@braindead37863 жыл бұрын
Screaming "FOR KOLECHIA!" next to some sort of border is still on my bucket list.
@divyagarg85173 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a kolichian brat *-glory to Arstotzka*
@ata3433 жыл бұрын
Hi Glory to Arstotzka
@Sam_Sabaka13 жыл бұрын
That honestly would get you killed
@kadencon17103 жыл бұрын
He's the idiot all kolechiens want to be
@entiro7193 жыл бұрын
FOR KO- *immesiately gets shot*
@leftygamer5163 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Jorji when he gets detained: *Still Arstostzka best country*
@mafusally3 жыл бұрын
Arstotzka to Jorji: You are bed guay, bot thyet dos not myean you are bed guay
@keyaw.91323 жыл бұрын
@@mafusally lol
@TitanicStarLine19123 жыл бұрын
didnt expect a fnaf ytuber here too
@limonade32403 жыл бұрын
Eberyone to jorgi: That man right there, get him a medal of loyality
@arstotzka10213 жыл бұрын
@@mafusally DETAINED!
@Aurelus_Silverius3 жыл бұрын
"When's your birthday?" "22nd of February" "What year?" "Every year" D E T A I N E D
@Randomstuff-gy4gu2 жыл бұрын
wha? 29th man
@mexicansnorlax9092 жыл бұрын
My birthday is actually 22 feb
@Aurelus_Silverius2 жыл бұрын
@@mexicansnorlax909 What year?
@mexicansnorlax9092 жыл бұрын
Every year
@mexicansnorlax9092 жыл бұрын
@@Aurelus_Silverius 2005
@guppie-20015 жыл бұрын
Wel, we know that there are at least 1.9 million people in Arstotszka Glory to Arstotszka
@billykapard98635 жыл бұрын
More than in my home country.
@harold17955 жыл бұрын
@@billykapard9863 what country r u from
@harold17955 жыл бұрын
@@billykapard9863 by your name I'm assuming Estonian
@billykapard98635 жыл бұрын
@@harold1795 Correct in one!
@dry0campa1555 жыл бұрын
Billy Käpard Estonia is a beautiful place ur lucky to live there
@Flourre Жыл бұрын
Hits different after reading 1984
@Codreanu_Prezent Жыл бұрын
Yeah? Just don't forget it was written by a hypocrite who sold out marxists and third-positionists (like Mosely) for the British security state for dissident views to liberal hegemony.
@Vextonomy Жыл бұрын
@@Codreanu_Prezent true and he had many other "unlikeable" deatures
@zmegatrolls4 жыл бұрын
This video was released on my birthday Glory to Arstotzka
@ratsoncoke79934 жыл бұрын
Zmegatrolls happy reality late birthday Glory to Artotzka
@themcadambrothers31844 жыл бұрын
Fuck Arstotzka
@alentadic73304 жыл бұрын
@@themcadambrothers3184 DETAIN THIS PATHETIC KOLECHIAN RIGHT NOW
@fallout2004 жыл бұрын
Martin Mcadam DETAINED
@nyuztov3 жыл бұрын
Martin Mcadam DETAINE, THERE IS A COLECHIAN SPY HERE
@Alperson185 жыл бұрын
*someone trying to enter my emotional boundaries* Me: "Excuse me do you have a passport and entry ticket"
@dsskits58354 жыл бұрын
Alperson18 this comment is underrated
@billykapard98634 жыл бұрын
Does he need a work pass to be able to start undermining your confidence? : )
@KarmaTheKing4 жыл бұрын
what? no! i was given entry ticket. i was told it was good? maybe you check?
@Kiran______4 жыл бұрын
*I think you mean access pass and identity document