Papers, Please Theme Song - Seamless 10 Minute Extension

[@kane5645]

Hey, want to hear funny joke? *Kolechians.*

[@Rob-326]

*DETAINED*

[@possiblyashley1048]

Noce one comrade, tell some 'ore

[@randomloser666]

Kolechian is worst country in world, glory to artstotszka

[@wideheavy2604]

Come on joe you doing that jokes comrade ?

[@vitoscaletta3840]

Fuck Kolechians

[@fives8802]

*Wife - Hungry, Cold* *Son - DEAD* *Mother-In-Law - Hungry, cold, sick* *Uncle - Very sick, hungry, cold* 3$

[@halopro8958]

All in all, not great not terrible.

[@ГусьСемпилиао]

@@weesalikesmilktea4829 Hotel:Home Number 10

[@lewiscarroll4145]

Denied

[@LordSpeedyus]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@policeMarcus]

No family no expenses.

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

Whenever someone brings a bottled water to the airport

[@Awestar]

underrated comment

[@emredasc3001]

DETAINED

[@RussellTeapot]

Rise and shine, Gorgeous Freeman... Rise... and... *D E T A I N E D*

[@nopegaming2117]

@@RussellTeapot please stand here for X-ray

[@RussellTeapot]

@@nopegaming2117 of course, of course! X-ray is good! Astortzka still best country, we friend, right?

[@Uybak]

"Papers please" "Reason for entry?" "I am visiting my son." "Duration of stay?" "90 days." "On the passport it says you are staying for.... 89.9 days." "Bu-" *DETAINED* "Glory to Arstotzka!"

[@zamhaq8866]

Bruh got 9 years for that

[@cymikgaming1266]

D E T A I N E D

[@RayanfhoulaBR]

gotta get those juicy 5 credits

[@ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923]

“Close enough” “No your being detained if you resist you will be shot immediately”

[@PsychOz172]

Worth the 5 credits tho

[@Raider-fc2xx]

My family is starving, my son is sick, I don't have any money for medicine and yesterday there was a terrorist attack at my workplace. But I got an award for sufficiency, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

[@W0BERTS]

I’m still not letting you in.

[@MrShiloh1986]

Sorry sir your declined.

[@W0BERTS]

Now that’s the polite way to say it!

[@largefrogs5887]

DETAINED

[@Melqnix]

Why would they detain themselves lol (OP was writing in the perspective of the main character)

[@SuperAtomSplitter]

One does not simply enter Arstotzka

[@TearOfficialYoutube]

Good meme

[@Niall101a]

It's an older meme sir but it checks out.

[@giovannipomarico2035]

You cannot enter using an expired meme. Glory to Arstotzka!

[@SuperAtomSplitter]

Okay, okay. I come back with better meme.

[@juanvazquez5836]

You can't in all countries.

[@jetengineproductions629]

*moves eye to the left* Inspector: "Your eye was facing right in your passport." D E T A I N E D

[@pointless529]

The story of my dad basically.

[@RamiPr0]

@@pointless529 what

[@camilogarrido9406]

"Wears Glasses" DENIED

[@Ahlstest]

u hade 666 likes on this comment but I destroyed it >:). Now you have 667 likes

[@MonikasPhantom]

You had 699 likes, now it’s 700

[@kerz5383]

As a software engineer, I can say this helps us find discrepancies in the files. Glory to Arstotszka.

[@theghost56animations7]

As somebody who is a game design student, I agree

[@kerz5383]

@@theghost56animations7 A year later, I have been summoned. Glory to Arstotszka!

[@yulimartorrealba5851]

​@@kerz5383Yeah

[@SaulJ01]

As a graphic design student I agree

[@kander5415]

Bro I'm literally rn in office, Searching for bug with checkout and listening this masterpiece)

[@FR333KSH0W]

This game has me checking my own personal documents for any discrepancies.

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

No bullshit, it’s because of this game that I avoided being stranded in Atlanta without food or money. You start finding it fun, messing with paperwork, getting things clean and tidy, so I’d taken to keeping copies of stuff and old paperwork on me just to play with. Then my wallet (ID, Credit Card, etc.) was lost/stolen somewhere between my gate and the hotel the airline stuffed me in after my connecting flight was delayed, and every other member of my family was panicking over the phone, and I was just like “I’m fine, really, I’ve got a binder full of identification s*** on me,” and everyone else was like “why,” and all I could answer was “a video game.” In other news, right up until two months ago, I had a happy job as a bureaucrat managing paperwork at a community bike shop.

[@luckyleagues5297]

@@dashiellgillingham4579 k

[@Steve_Harvey_real_]

1kg off. D E T A I N D

[@meganixi5282]

@ً You dont have a name. HOW!!!

[@meganixi5282]

@ً You didn't put a capital "M" in the "Magic". *D E T A I N E D*

[@oldasianman7284]

Citation Warning: -Copyrighted Music Penalty: 5 credits

[@thesurvivor6430]

but I only have 4.99

[@oldasianman7284]

TheSurvivor64 You have been guilty of paying under 5$ for a citation warning. This represents treason of the highest order. Your penalty is death. The border will remain open under a replacement inspector. Your execution will be scheduled for tomorrow. Goodbye inspector, Glory to Arstotzka.

[@irishpotato9659]

Hillarious

[@bome123]

MfG-Bericht -Copyright geschützte Musik verwendet Bußgeld: 5 Credits

[@spazmcat3853]

@@bome123 Citation warning All impor citizens must be denied Penalty 10 Dollar

[@jorjicostava897]

Arstotzka still best country

[@ace_lz]

You forgot to say "Glory to Artztotzka" Glory to Artztotzka

[@cottoneyejoe8285]

No, Jorji. We need to escape to Cobrastan!

[@ToastyMcToast2]

@@cottoneyejoe8285 How dare you want to leave our glorious nation? GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!

[@Bl4zernc]

Detain this man Glory to artstotzka

[@mrbarber7161]

Agreed DETAINED!

[@TCBE]

imagine dying and just waking up to the papers please title screen

[@sniperelite-qq4bg]

Yey finally i got work Gloire to arstotzka

[@thescottishanimeguy9946]

​@sniperelite-qq4bg this post is clearly a forgery. *DETAINED*

[@Chimpragatgeoppstoppa]

@@sniperelite-qq4bghow do you misspell everything but arstotzka??

[@FossVoss]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@ChimpragatgeoppstoppaOne needs not to know any other word than the glorious Arstotzka!

[@Chimpragatgeoppstoppa]

@@FossVoss so true, as a wise arstotzkan man once said, “Слава арстоцке” and I can’t stop thinking about it.

[@Matth_M]

Wife : Sick, cold Son : Hungry, sick, cold Mother-in-law : Hungry, cold Uncle : Dead "Sleep"

[@derkach7907]

Glory to arstotzka

[@purplebrickwall]

Glory to ARSTOTZKA.

[@Shit_Colour_Slippers]

Glory to Artstotzka

[@trendysilver949]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@communistunitednationsball4299]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@Lee-sd1vx]

Imagine being an impor citizen Impor more like “im poor” lol *Glory to Arstotzka*

[@juhokleemola5961]

They are so poor,that they can't spell.

[@heatedliloof8455]

HAHHAH Impors

[@moon_girl4468]

I started calling them Impure.

[@strigonshitposting793]

*This post was made by Arstotzka gang*

[@nhuhoangvu3432]

I started calling them impòr

[@tommy4541]

I lowkey used arstotzka as my presentable nation for a school project I got 87% so I detained them

[@heatedliloof8455]

They better change their attitude to give u a 87

[@tommy4541]

Luke loool

[@heatedliloof8455]

person: what?? Only a 87? Teacher: There were some problems with your presentation Me: There’s a problem with you Also me: DETAIN!!!

[@spade3779]

*The teacher is a Kolechian pig*

[@aryangupta682]

glory to Arstotzka

[@Digi_Dig1]

Is nobody gonna talk about how absolutely *powerful* this song is? It’s so deep and full of bass and perfectly demonstrates the glorious nature of the game. Glory to Arstotzka

[@ravenembla9445]

this comment for you. Come and listen this masterpiece again bro

[@eggegg7026]

Brother I’ve missed you

[@DurianFruit]

Glory to arstotzka

[@morte3498]

@@eggegg7026 Carrying out the legacy from Raven. Glory to Arstotszka!

[@Be11adona]

"Papers Please" "Here you are" >Height indicator shows 183cm "It says here you are 182cm" "I wore different shoes" *DETAINED* >Glory to Arstotzka

[@rodrigoparrapalma7673]

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😅😁😀☺😐😑

[@Funktastic_Official]

i wore different shoes...................................DETAINED lol

[@shaunaemery9618]

you got detained bicth! bi ct h!

[@reasongurunggurungfamily4534]

Retr0Active lol

[@emirarasozdemir8450]

Yeah

[@nahbro5366]

“Imagine being kolechian lmao” This -propaganda- post was made by the Arstotzka gang

[@tottalynottrump8683]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@strongestvirus4491]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@cottoneyejoe8285]

Imagine being Arsrotzkan lmao This post was made by the Cobrastan gang

[@oppressionisgood154]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@joshuathomas2585]

[The arstotzkan government is pleased with this response 55 credits will be added as a bonus today working at border GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA]

[@matthiasmodeste916]

“Ah yes I see you are here visiting your wife who passed recently” “Yes sir” “But your wife died 2 days ago” *DETAINED*

[@Father-Pucci]

666 likes cool

[@TheLibermania]

I mean, if you attend the funeral you are kind of visiting her.

[@sawtdar5663]

Heee amk

[@G_Macks]

passed recently OOOOOOOH

[@thechargentarge1341]

In papers please, I let a guy in but before he left he said that his wife was next. Then when his wife came, turns out her passport was wrong but I still let her through. They were suicide bombers after all... *I never let a person with a single mistake now*

[@derpanator5671]

the amount of math homework i have gotten done with this song is amazing i just pretend im trying to find discrepencys in the problems Glory to Arstotska

[@MisterHunterRow]

Genious idea.

[@ImAPersonHehehehaw]

Why am I seeing all this during summer break

[@fish29]

wait he's got a point

[@Floffy_3ars]

Not the likes at 69

[@dave4253]

Hello student. We have detected a discrepancy in your math homework. This is treason of the highest order. A replacement student will be found easily. You have been given an F. Glory to Arstotzka.

[@victorherrera2418]

You hear that drum? That's 1984 knocking at your door.

[@derpmcgerp8062]

Spooky... the year of... Thomas the Tank Engine... o_O Orwell tried to warn us... but we didn't listen.

[@victorherrera2418]

@@derpmcgerp8062 you have been selected for a random search. Face the telescreen. Ugh, I mean, scanner.

[@redstone_2742]

Nah 🅱️ that’s the KGB in the 50 ds

[@j3dr905]

Is that from the dead Kennedys

[@MemePolice827]

*claps*

[@randomcommenterheredontmin4390]

Inspector: The image shows you wearing a size 40 shirt. You are wearing a size 41 shirt. Immigrant: I've changed shi- DETAINED

[@theyoutubeplague3383]

Show me dem prints

[@lilianviegas2687]

REJECT ARSTOTSKA COME TO BRAZIL

[@spotlight9269]

@@lilianviegas2687 NO WTF DON'T TAKE ME TO BRAZIL

[@lilianviegas2687]

@@spotlight9269 TOO LATE BOOMER

[@spotlight9269]

@@lilianviegas2687 But you didn't know I'm from Arztotska Army... YOU ARE DETAINED!

[@MovieCrackdownMB]

Arstotszka is greatest country, no need for passport my friend!

[@TheOnlyBongo]

No need for passport, my friend. Anybody who creates the 'Stay Fresh' bag series I provide to my family through Arstotskan Government is welcome in my country.

[@NKDesign]

You mean Arstotszka is an Excellent country, of course.

[@NKDesign]

Thank you.

[@nikobellic5891]

Great i should get in with no problem then.

[@thrupert]

An exellent country. An exellent comment.

[@slavic_t]

I have spent 192992 years in this line arstotzka still best Glory to arstotzka

[@Emr_gruppe]

Ezic wants to end the ARSTOTZKANO government

[@Emr_gruppe]

Aaaa

[@mikeoxbig8217]

>Papers please. It says on the paper you are 75.1 kilograms. >The scale shows 75 kilograms.

[@NikThisFrog]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@russkicanadian6284]

Sir Scrubbington i did that a lot

[@goldentoast_yt2079]

you mean DENIED

[@NotJustSomeGuy]

Technically that could be a couple of hand grenades. I mean yeah it's a joke but you know...

[@gabthatguy7176]

Sir Scrubbington .

[@psydhawwrth6351]

“Sir, in the picture I count 500 hairs. You now have 499 hairs. Any explanation?” “....it fell off?” “Okay, that’s good. You’re through. Glory to Arstotzka.” *terrorist attack intensifies*

[@halopro8958]

Basically

[@EveryonesFavoriteEnby]

Nah, do doo doo doo Citation issued.

[@user-hz8us2rs7k]

Yeah. Even if they're all correct they still somehow have a bomb

[@sergeantnerfsalot2784]

GLORY TO MY HAIRSTYLE!!! (Explodes)

[@vonathenbrod8498]

*M.O.A. CITATION* •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Protocol violated. Incorrect amount of body hairs. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• *WARNING ISSUED - NO PENATLY*

[@CoyoteCoop]

“Impor more like I’m poor” This was made by Arstotzkan gang Glory to Arstotzka!

[@Monasaurus_Rex]

I hate how much this made me laugh

[@ahmetgrcn2663]

Don't insult my fellow imporians 😔😔

[@sharpkniveinlatvian1746]

@@ahmetgrcn2663 "I'm poor" 🤡

[@KrazyKrab7]

your name tho

[@CoyoteCoop]

@@KrazyKrab7 ok poorian

[@warcat7333]

Video: ten minute version Also video: ten minutes and twenty one seconds long DETAINED Glory to Arstotzka

[@samuelcrafter1399]

Glory to Arstotska

[@Quartzyyy]

Slava Arstotzce

[@Traumada69gogogo]

Glory To Arstotzka!

[@RecoveringMoth]

Glory to Arstotska

[@ijnyamato]

Glory to Arstotska

[@s_rny]

Papers, please. - Here. Your ID card spells your name as "Robinsky" and your passport spells it as "Robynsky". -Yeah I've had this problem my whole life please let me through!!! D E T A I N E D

[@UnitellaMc]

if only he actually did detain her

[@PolaPosts]

@@UnitellaMc Indeed.

[@PakdeThundercock]

Nice Papers,please movie reference

[@Henners1991]

I live in Russia and have actually had this problem.

[@henrymckean8248]

She got through, but then- *BOOM*

[@futurechannel48]

Asked for this song to be played at the beginning of school. Later that day a note was given to me saying it was inappropriate. If that isn’t censorship by the state, I don’t know what is.

[@scyobiempire4450]

Future Channel GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

[@Kay_213_]

Lmfao

[@thefourthcrusader2117]

Time for a fucking crusade.

[@ΜιχάληςΛίγγος]

Ur school is kolechian

[@JeffarryLounder]

*Citation:* Improper representation of Arstotzka. -100 credits.

[@trustmeidontlie1906]

_Sir everything is correct in this passport except your hair, mind explaining what happened to it?_ I got a hair cu- *DETAINED*

[@autizmas]

He got waves

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

Wave check

[@redraccoon9381]

GLODY TO ARSTAZKA

[@MemePolice827]

Mistakes meth in body scan for C4

[@leoshork]

Well... you’ve got a real hair problem!

[@0002pA]

What is so great about Lucas Pope? He doesn't just code the gameplay. He doesn't just write the music. He doesn't just paint the graphics. He does 99% of all of this of his games. He is a genius.

[@nate_dawg1153]

Man-“Please be nice to my wife, she’s next” Me-“Where’s your passport” Lady-“Please let me through, I will be killed” Me-“weeeeeelllll, the rules are the rules... next”. Newspaper-“lady found dead”

[@darthvader4158]

Good comrade

[@artistictutorials3246]

Me- “hey, rules are rules”

[@theunitsquad3144]

Nate_dawg 115 on her passport her weight claimed 12 KG her permit said 11.99 KG she was clearly using fake passport or permit. GLORY TO ASTOKTZA GLORY TO OUR FRIEND RUSSIA Is it just me or do I love they way Russians sound

[@DGneoseeker1]

@@theunitsquad3144 12KG!? If the guy's wife weighs 12 kg he married a baby.

[@justseffstuff3308]

Yeah... You do get this token thingy of you do help her, which has some or another use later. I would recommend letting her through next play through, it’s worth the citation.

[@coder22331]

What type of music do you listen to? Me: its hard to explain

[@jeurmatev8044]

Glory greatest music of course

[@juhokleemola5961]

no it is not

[@basimmunir3598]

@@juhokleemola5961 oh so your saying it's not glory greatest music well.... *DETAINED*

[@juhokleemola5961]

@@basimmunir3598 no im replying to cody roder

[@basimmunir3598]

@@juhokleemola5961 ok

[@MemePolice827]

When you actually make it through Obristan border but inspector sees one extra strand of hair *DETAINED!* Glory to Arstotzka

[@happysam8183]

Its obristan above all

[@BNe0]

Arstotzka*

[@supershen1077]

ASTOTZKA! D E T A I N E D !

[@JohnCorps]

Basically papers pleas in a nutshell

[@aryangupta682]

Your diligence has not gone unnoticed inspector. Your family will be brought up to a class 6 dwelling. Any citations against you have been overlooked. Loyalty to Arstotzka will not go unnoticed. Grestin Border checkpoint reopens tomorrow. Glory to Arstotzka.

[@Sleve_McDichael1]

You know a song is good when the Extension version of it is more popular then its normal length.

[@guppie-2001]

Wel, we know that there are at least 1.9 million people in Arstotszka Glory to Arstotszka

[@billykapard9863]

More than in my home country.

[@harold1795]

@@billykapard9863 what country r u from

[@harold1795]

@@billykapard9863 by your name I'm assuming Estonian

[@billykapard9863]

@@harold1795 Correct in one!

[@dry0campa155]

Billy Käpard Estonia is a beautiful place ur lucky to live there

[@Nauta_]

It's been 8 years, however, still, Arstotzka is glorious. Glory to Arstotzka

[@somenamelastnaammee52]

Glory to arstotzka

[@francium_8785]

Already???? Glory to Arstotzka.

[@kucingtepijalan3459]

Can't disagree with your statement Glory to Arstotzka

[@JoulTzy0.]

9 years... GLORY TOO ARSTOTZKA

[@alperrende300]

Yeah its now 9 YEARS Its still glorious

[@sergiuvolda326]

I fought in Kolechia for 5 years. If you think it is bad in Arstotzka, it is ten times worse in Kolechia.

[@carguy.carguy]

oh shit

[@-thanawat-8296]

oh no

[@zoltron12]

How's elsa?

[@DavidGD_Ro]

Fuck

[@Mehmet_Ergin]

Sergiu I rejected your girlfriend

[@sebowsky7]

Glad to see there are no dislikes on this masterpiece. Glory to Arstotzka!

[@foolishness9020]

Kelochians dislike the vid

[@zombiefvckerr]

​@@foolishness9020 damn kolechians

[@Challanger463]

There is 645 Kolechains here Glory to Arstotzka!

[@doccles17]

youtube removed the dislike button to hide the kolechains, glory to arstotzka!

[@ei_1422]

I accidentally clicked on this with my volume up super high while wearing headphones, and had arstotzka's glory blasted into my ears very loudly.

[@ratsoncoke7993]

I can't think of a name You are blessed

[@jm-sh6qr]

you turned down your state reccomended music detained. glory to arstotzka.

[@chrideefer]

Approved.

[@donna8536]

I'm gonna try that I have a surround sound headset lol

[@allakaboom3344]

G L O R Y T O A R S T O T Z K A death to KOLECHIA!

[@LarfleezeOrangestein]

It says here: Papers, Please Theme Song - Seamless 10 Minute Extension. 10:21 =/= 10:00 - Discrepancy found - "Sir the title was to mean an adverage amount of time!" *DETAINED*

[@Kriskun]

It must be a typographical error

[@medlawar8645]

@@Kriskun nice

[@bestGaming132]

👍🏻

[@shoople]

this deserves to be one of the top comments wtf

[@screamomg5957]

This should be the top comment Honestly

[@braindead3786]

Screaming "FOR KOLECHIA!" next to some sort of border is still on my bucket list.

[@divyagarg8517]

Imagine being a kolichian brat *-glory to Arstotzka*

[@ata343]

Hi Glory to Arstotzka

[@Sam_Sabaka1]

That honestly would get you killed

[@Odysseus2033]

He's the idiot all kolechiens want to be

[@entiro719]

FOR KO- *immesiately gets shot*

[@OxylutDev]

"You must use your real name during the Kahoot"

[@cactusrealpvz]

no wait ill give you 10 credits if you dont arrest me,just think of it

[@Lightning7112]

real

[@Gravity_studioss]

"You cannot dip your balls into the Soda dispenser"

[@LordJimsworth]

​@@Gravity_studioss shnawg why 😭🙏

[@FallenderStern]

Literally 1984

[@engleberteverything421]

Hey kolechian, want to hear a joke? Kolechian: ok, what is it? West Grestin. Kolechian: I don't get it. And you never will! Glory to Arztotzka!

[@filipposilva8677]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@hanielarindel1408]

Glory to Artoztzka!

[@kostaa4505]

Glory to Arstotska

[@davefish5740]

Glory to Artstotzka!

[@lordsparklewater7449]

FOR KOLECHIA!

[@zmegatrolls]

This video was released on my birthday Glory to Arstotzka

[@ratsoncoke7993]

Zmegatrolls happy reality late birthday Glory to Artotzka

[@themcadambrothers3184]

Fuck Arstotzka

[@alentadic7330]

@@themcadambrothers3184 DETAIN THIS PATHETIC KOLECHIAN RIGHT NOW

[@fallout200]

Martin Mcadam DETAINED

[@nyuztov]

Martin Mcadam DETAINE, THERE IS A COLECHIAN SPY HERE

[@leftygamer516]

Nobody: Jorji when he gets detained: *Still Arstostzka best country*

[@mafusally]

Arstotzka to Jorji: You are bed guay, bot thyet dos not myean you are bed guay

[@keyaw.9132]

@@mafusally lol

[@TitanicStarLine1912]

didnt expect a fnaf ytuber here too

[@limonade3240]

Eberyone to jorgi: That man right there, get him a medal of loyality

[@arstotzka1021]

@@mafusally DETAINED!

[@Deepthoughtswithdeep-r7p]

This is actually the most elite music for deep work/focus/study. Gives me flashbacks to when I was working my ass off for Arstotzka.

[@brick3011]

“You’re 38 in the passport,” *”BUT YOU’RE 39 IN REAL LIFE”* *DETAINED*

[@kanekujan1777]

FOR ARSTO- I mean Kolechia

[@calblack4156]

Glory to Impor

[@sumerd-l8j]

Glory to Cobrastan

[@themcadambrothers3184]

Glory to impor

[@heyitshunter8010]

Glory to Antegria.

[@MedicplayingCSGO]

My professor made us create countries once. People made democracies. I made arstotszka. I legit got the best grade. *glory to arstotszka!*

[@sandwiccio2795]

good job mate

[@gorgofthegaming995]

GLORY

[@MrConfused.]

Bro you're so lucky that you got to create countries. Glory to Arstotzka.

[@glebgamer4140]

ez

[@manzero134gd]

Glory to Arstotzka!

[@ProvenUser101]

Papers please ‘Hands no papers’ Where are documents? Arstotzka so great, you no need passport! Right? ‘Denied’

[@yeahokay7471]

DETAINED*

[@comrademango4991]

Provenuser 101 i love Jorji hes so patient

[@Tyren.]

let him thourgh, you get a suprise tbh.

[@CLK944]

Yes he offers you to go to Obristan.

[@theman4628]

You misspelt detained bud. *NOW YOU ARE BEING DETAINED*

[@mikilis7862]

Some years later This feels nostalgic Glory to our Fatherland, Arszostka!

[@initiatingspin195]

“Passport says you are a scientist” “Well technically I’m actually a chem-“ *DETAINED*

[@somenamelastnaammee52]

Glory to arstotzka

[@Durge205]

Now I'm going to listen to this while I do my homework to remind myself that papers are due.

[@Thederpman4]

Durge walks into class - papers please - GLORY TO ARSTOZKA (edit) Teacher - What? Durge - oh sorry **hands papers**

[@Durge205]

I laughed harder than I should have. And I can't stop laughing.

[@seaking5197]

lel

[@rart6990]

Durge that's pure aut

[@SugaGenius93]

Durge THE TEACHER BE LIKE PAPERS PLES

[@MrLambert755]

I remember playing this game for a whole week during summer. One day I had to go to the airport and when the security gave me back my documents I accidentally said "Glory to Arstotzka"

[@the_mariocrafter]

LOL

[@dulguunjargal1199]

That guard must be so sus thinking you were in a terror group

[@guywithnoname9302]

@@dulguunjargal1199 Sounds like more of a compliment than insult to me ngl

[@-thanawat-8296]

lmaoo

[@Progamerguy101]

It was no mistake comrade.

[@LostSoul6364]

I started enjoying Papers, Please after hopping at this video, and now after 7 years, me still addicted to it and im here to say thank you

[@skorupigo5544]

Epic

[@radpolitician6402]

Papers please Here It's says u weigh 89 kg but u r 90 Sir I had some mcdona- *DETAINED* Glory to arstotzka

[@friendlyfire2615]

Inspector, it seems you did not report the Mc Donald’s restaurant to your fellow guards. Allowing American food to be smuggled in will not be tolerated. This is treason of the highest order. Your execution is scheduled for tomorrow. A replacement inspector will be called to do your job. Glory to Arstotzka.

[@everythingthrice]

No you

[@ElMirc]

That's what you get for eating western capitalist food

[@Kevin-vu9jp]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!!!!!!!!

[@skimpiyy]

im ruin your 666 likes h3h3

[@user-ic8vs2po6m]

What if you wanted to go to heaven? But God said: D E T A I N E D

[@beniciounfiltered7861]

underated

[@samblamjam]

rated under

[@thefirstcrusade5860]

i would suicide bomb the border

[@leoxd9715]

Helltained

[@sea5078]

@@thefirstcrusade5860 With shitty bomb dismantled and sold for cheap credits?

[@Alperson18]

*someone trying to enter my emotional boundaries* Me: "Excuse me do you have a passport and entry ticket"

[@dsskits5835]

Alperson18 this comment is underrated

[@billykapard9863]

Does he need a work pass to be able to start undermining your confidence? : )

[@KarmaTheKing]

what? no! i was given entry ticket. i was told it was good? maybe you check?

[@Kiran______]

*I think you mean access pass and identity document

[@euanboyd9137]

* REASON FOR ENTRY *

[@libby_lue]

One of the most iconic pieces of indie game music imo Glory to Arstotzka

[@dobruvelmetrovsky9370]

Damn, I haven't even played the game myself, there is just something about the song. There is a lot of paranoia and insecurity, a lot of melancholy in its rythm. Listening to it, you feel like the walls have eyes.

[@shmorffunny]

The walls do have eyes. Look again.

[@alejojo95]

@@shmorffunny xd

[@myacht]

so is life in the glorious Arstotzka

[@ulysses988]

Do you have anxiety

[@mabimabi212]

@@ulysses988 No, he has fucking ears.

[@datpurpleskoolaids7652]

How could someone dislike this masterpiece. Glory to Arstotzka

[@kgb6311]

Anyone who dislikes is........DETAINED

[@HomingRocket1]

Kolechians

[@amaplesyrupbottle]

Damn kolrchiens

[@HawShule]

Indeed. This a crime against our beloved country Glory to Arztotzka

[@DemonSlayer-og8nm]

Kolechians

[@hsryu5569]

Some of us are more loyal to Arstotzka than our actual nations

[@scyobiempire4450]

Hyun Seok Ryu Antarctica isn’t owned by any nation.... Hhmmm. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

[@martibulgaria]

Glory to Arstotszka.

[@CLK944]

Glory to Arstotzka, death to Kolechia

[@NylaTheWolf]

OH MY GOD

[@aimeewhellans7853]

*Glory to Arstotzka!*

[@Unknown-ky2jj]

If you're doing homework, put this song on, it will make it feel like you're grading your teacher's documents. Glory to Arstotzka.

[@DRAG0N_TTV1]

Omg yes

[@RescoeZ]

You cannot bribe an officer of Arstotzka.

[@dutchministryofdefence604]

oh you can but not that I wil actualy let you in

[@PatrickPlayz-gs6gh]

Its OK friend. No passport or bribe needed to Arstotska!

[@TheRandomYoutuber87]

They must pay well for such obedience, dog.

[@ak4ft7in58]

Arstotska is best country, yes?

[@crisrosario4021]

Random Animations

[@sylograyt2695]

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said DISCREPENCY DETECTED

[@ivancortes7622]

Glory to Almighty

[@shmorffunny]

Interrogate

[@markfriesen4032]

@@shmorffunny Finger Prints, Scanner Arrest

[@somenamelastnaammee52]

Glory to arstotzka

[@jorjicostava9086]

I took big shit before coming through, yes!

[@CBCsolar]

Nooo you can't just detain someone for missing passport me: haha button do detain

[@nathanielrivera5912]

Hehe button go brrrrrr

[@Steve_Harvey_real_]

Wana hear a funny joke Capitalism

[@Bl4zernc]

The button go DETAIN

[@jofer5744]

Âņťhøňý [REDACTED] Not stinky didn’t poop

[@tardvandecluntproductions1278]

Alarmbell go brrrrrrrr

[@konstantinrebrov675]

As a computer programmer, this theme music helps me concentrate on my work.

[@Ciel1820]

I had to play this on trombone for my class for a "presentation of skill" and only like 3 guys knew it...

[@mewsi7968]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[@PutesValdovas]

The others where Kolechians.

[@edGuy_]

Good for you. If I played this on piano no one in my class would've recognized :(

[@PutesValdovas]

@@edGuy_ even more damn kolechians.

[@edGuy_]

@@PutesValdovas Kolechians have spread everywhere! Stay loyal comrade, GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[@keremmutlu2558]

What a pleasure to read "1984" while this music is playing...

[@RussellTeapot]

GLORY TO INGSOC

[@theyoutubeplague3383]

The game takes place in 1982 so its not far off

[@ps2bndled]

@@theyoutubeplague3383 Still accurate.

[@retromerc8731]

@@theyoutubeplague3383 as you play more I believe it transforms to 1983-1984 if you're that addicted to this game

[@mystari4445]

Literally 1984

[@edible_lemon]

Why you come to Arstotszka comrade? transit 2 days it says 3 days .... *_GULAG BLYAT_*

[@ultratheman]

UnifiedCorpse O-oH mY mIsTaKe

[@ultratheman]

Also: "Papers, please." *Gives everything but permit* "Where's your permit?" *Gives permit* _I Am Now A Few Seconds Late Because of you_ Logic right there.

[@Dagoth_brunn]

UnifiedCorpse lol

[@АлександрКорейко-ч9у]

Tactical Bacon, *_EASILY, DEAR COMRADE!_*

[@АлександрКорейко-ч9у]

Tactical Bacon lmao. You need to place * only before and after, comrade

[@Kou1SongXiaoBuDing]

I am a Chinese player, and now in China, they are really starting to refuse us exit.....I saw on Twitter that many Chinese users were banned from leaving the country for various reasons, and the state media began to promote "Don't leave the country if you don't have to".....(It is said that many people have even had their passports withheld for some reason....) （WTF？ What the hell am I living in?1984?I never thought that in this magical country where I live, it would be several times more difficult to leave the country than in the game....）

[@Nightjade-yo6oi]

really is artotzka

[@LotsaJunk]

People cry the shit out of their eyes at Undertale, but there's more sadness here. I don't see anyone crying here.

[@Jadimation]

this is good comment

[@giovannipomarico2035]

Sadness simply wasn't allowed to enter in Arstotzka.

[@NomPrenom1]

Tru dat.

[@LotsaJunk]

Papa Smurf o ye

[@lokatzlikina]

I cry every time comrade...

[@0utOfSkill]

The Department of Entertainment reminds you to listen to this recording daily, or appropriate punishments will be issued. Glory to Arstotzka.

[@williamlamb7026]

Glory to arstotzka

[@Garden-sz8jb]

I think you mean the Ministry of Entertainment. It is clear you are a Kolechian, faking an Arstotzkan identity

[@purplebrickwall]

What do you mean "appropriate punishment"?

[@purplebrickwall]

@Miloš Đošić Do you know what outofskill meant by "appropriate punishment"?

[@oficialdearstotzka.3495]

Glory to Arstotzka.

[@bigj1905]

I like how the song is kinda a parody of the game. 0:01 At first it’s simple and easy to follow, with not many rules or regulations, with no characters or moral choices. 0:23 Then it gets a little complex, with more bureaucracy and it being more difficult to approve people/feed your family, but it is still relatively easy/simple. It also starts to throw generic moral questions at you. 0:46 This is the turning point of the game, now it’s not just stamping approve or deny. The government, Ezic, and your friends are now involved with your choices, and you start to get invested in the game/story, with a pretty decent amount of things you have to search for. 1:20 Now it really picks up, their a lot of potential discrepancies, a ton of things to check, with very interesting and complex moral/economic decisions, it isn’t really like the beginning of the game, but still has some similarities.

[@danilo3552]

damn

[@brainboostingpills]

Damn

[@purplebrickwall]

Damn

[@scraptent2908]

Damn

[@Hiwhatisupy0]

Damn

[@scarredclawsgibberish]

Glory to Arstotszka. ok so this video got me to buy papers please, now my entire family is dead

[@kgpl8609]

Listen to this while walking to school during a windy day.

[@dragosandru9484]

Listen to this when you go to school at 7:30 in a cold eastern european winter!

[@ethanbuckner2444]

Yeah thats pretty much what school feels like

[@allisoniraheta8271]

Yeah

[@Stef_mouz]

@@dragosandru9484 me too

[@kurichae8097]

Arstotzkan logic: "I come to work for two days." It says here you are working for a year." "Oh sorry, am working for a year" ???? how do you get two fucking days and a year mixed up

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

jeon jungkook because Arstotzka

[@axlscott278]

jeon jungkook that is why you reject their passport or detain them

[@Nathan-ob2gh]

Axl Scott Except I get a citation when I do that.

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

*DETAINED!*

[@anclss2384]

You can't detain someone if they say the correct time after you ask them

[@TomTheSaintsGuy]

Put it in 2x speed for Communist Mario.

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

What?

[@Rob-326]

Arstotska has zero tolerance for deliquency.The penalty for such offense is forced labor.The border will remain open under a replacement inspector.Glory to Arstotska! (This is a joke and should be treated as one.)

[@Cec1nator]

Thomas Lockyer lol

[@Rob-326]

Like your profile pic. =) And I think that he did a video on that proving that Mario was a communist. :)))

[@pugswillfly3211]

Thomas Lockyer yeah it does as well.

[@darknessdash1853]

this music.. it just played randomly in my playlist but it just radiates terror and pride. you can feel the fear and power in every tone of it.

[@pythontron8710]

Ngl this is some of the most powerful game music I’ve ever heard. It literally makes me patriotic for a country that doesn’t exist

[@bloxyul8070]

I'm pretty sure we're all patriotic Glory to Arstotzka

[@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24]

Have you heard of stellaris invicta season 1?

[@unknowuser9821]

@someone but Arstotska is based on East Germany, so how do you feel about that as a Pole?

[@WilhelmRillhelm]

@@unknowuser9821 Considering that I am a German, and, honestly quite the patriot, this music combined with this fact hits extra hard. The world we live in… Glory to Arstozka!

[@unknowuser9821]

@@WilhelmRillhelm I hope your country will be free from Ami influences one day, Deutschland should be free from the far West influences.

[@noahsavage8156]

Why am i feeling patriotic for a country that doesn't exist

[@mahovonnishizumi3636]

Meery Katty bus it is fucking great

[@alexanderhamilton4258]

It can exist, with your help, comrade. Glory to Arstotzka.

[@arros0924]

@@alexanderhamilton4258 ummmm I...what

[@eiteiei4063]

@@arros0924 Join our cause comrade. We shall make the world burn. Glory to Arstotzka

[@chicken_turducken1294]

All other countries will burn. Arstotzka is real Glory to Arstotzka

[@red_robin2243]

You look taller than in the photo. Oh yeah I had a gro- DETAINED

[@gracefruit6944]

My bf did a project in 11th grade about the Soviets theoretically landing on Mars in 11th grade with this song playing in the background. She loved it.

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

Playing this game and then heading across the Canadian border made it a more nerve wracking experience than it should have been.

[@ChristianNationalist654]

Just go through one of the nature spots

[@Southern_Crusader]

I can’t like this comment as it has 69 likes. *-Glory to Arstotzka*

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

@Internet Skeleton Swampert with a big, round tummy is no threat to you lad, rest easy.

[@blagoevski336]

@@SirPembertonS.Crevalius yes it is, I see it outside my window

[@harveywallbanger3123]

Psh. That's a 1st world country. Try crossing the border between Kazakhstan and Russia right about now and you'll get the full Papers Please experience.

[@justastrider3252]

Why do authoritarian dictatorships have the best music? Edit: for the few people who aren't going to get this, it's called a fucking joke (not referring to the dudes in the replies)

[@julius855]

Third Reich: *blushes*

[@xxdamastaboixx9836]

i guess north Korea's leader not only has a good taste in food, but also a good taste in music

[@generalfred9426]

Gotta get supporters *somehow*

[@xxdamastaboixx9836]

Ultraft it’s probably South Korean food with a side of hunger and authoritarian regimes

[@Ebola-Jones]

Great to march with and to cut sick.

[@foxyczcz8908]

After 9 years this song is still masterpiece

[@s.majstorovic5598]

Imagine a foggy, cold day. Thousands of soldiers march down the street in perfect formation. All of them gazing up onto an elevated podium. There stands a dozen faceless men in green uniforms with peaked caps. In the middle of them stands a man in a dark suit, his right hand raised up in salute to the troops passing below. Above his head the emblem of the eagle, and the words "Glory To Arstotzka" written just below, while this anthem blasts loudly over powerfull speakers, able to be heard for miles away.

[@sagapulastation1711]

The Inspector so... Nazism?

[@s.majstorovic5598]

I'm leaning more towards communism.

[@joaopedroalves6777]

well, both ideologies exalted the military.

[@andresclosser7987]

Dude ._.

[@AK-mh4zb]

I didn't read the whole paragraph and I'm not going to imagine a foggy cold day.

[@yannickyim7865]

Inspector: Oh hey Jorji! Jorji: Hello, my friend! How you doing? Inspector: Kinda bored. You? Jorji: I am good. Inspector: That ‘s good to hear. What is the purpose of your trip? Jorji: I am going to visit Arstotzka for a few months! Inspector: Aight, Jorji, seems you all good to go! Everything is legit but your weight is different. Jorji: Ah, it is drugs. Inspector: (searches Jorji) Yup, it is. But I am going let you through anyways. (Approves passport) Have a fun time in Arstotzka, Jorji! Jorji: Thank you, my friend! See you soon! MOA Citation: Entrant had different weight.

[@nomad8049]

Okay you've earned my subscription

[@yannickyim7865]

@@nomad8049 True Arstotzkan

[@arstotzka8837]

Ours too.

[@entiro719]

MOA Citation: dude wtf wrong with you

[@yannickyim7865]

@@entiro719, cus Jorji, my man, is too funny and way too nice to the Inspector, my man XD

[@ЕвгенияКолосова-и3р]

Есть нечто странное в этой песне... Чем дольше слушаешь, тем больше эта песня становится жизнерадостной, вся паранойя и антиутопия пропадают. Эта песня по истине великолепна!

[@zeleni_Dracon]

как будто надевают розовые очки

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

It reminds me of shostakovich. A lot of Soviet anthems are descended from the beautiful Romantic music of the Russian Empire. They took out the wimsy and replaced it with loud domineering musical lines that force the listener to see how powerful and joyous the USSR is. Shostakovich had a lot to say about that actually lol... Russian music really is beautiful. Such a proud artistic and literary history, especially during the Russian Empire.

[@brian93724]

please translate

[@moseytron]

no@@brian93724

[@boomplushproductions7]

Sir it seems That your KZbin video is clickbait... It is 10 AND 21 SECONDS DETAINED

[@bloxiagamer3907]

Glory to Tubestotzka

[@yoinkysploinky1315]

@@bloxiagamer3907 Glory to youtube

[@mikeymccafferty5339]

Are you complaining about the extra 21 seconds of glory?

[@meowmeow3778]

@@mikeymccafferty5339 Well there is one second missing, detain meaning some of us detain people with small mistakes...

[@bluepikmin2887]

I don't kno- DETAINED

[@lukeshirlock4827]

In Arstotszka you do not keep the border, the border keeps you.

[@alexismiller2349]

Genius

[@Andeloine_is_not_a_communist]

In Artstotzka, we keep you in Gulag.

[@alexismiller2349]

Andeloine UMmMm aCtuALly Arstoska is supposed to represent the Soviet German border during the Berlin wall.

[@Andeloine_is_not_a_communist]

Blyat nash blin, cyka.

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

alexis miller exactly! That's why the game was made, so players can understand how difficult it was for people to travel from the west to east in those days!

[@christiancruz2749]

5 Kolechians dislike Arstotzkan anthem.

[@RhodokTribesman]

Glory To Arstotzka!

[@alistird.5338]

Is best country, yeah?

[@RhodokTribesman]

Alistir D., no jorji, you're not coming into Arstotzka *denied*

[@alistird.5338]

LoganThe Llama I come back again, this time with passport.

[@greatorder]

LoganThe Llama Arstotzka so great, you not need passport!

[@callmecharlie0498]

"These papers do seem a bit odd." "Yes I made them up."

[@jrk1666]

When you have 3 stripes of adidas in your flag

[@Rob-326]

It is so good,that you will not get *DETAINED* You are welcome in Arstotska! Don't cause any trouble. GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA!

[@kaneda7368]

Under rated comment

[@shisones]

Slavstotzka

[@Loser177]

ITS tHe E sTrIePs Of HoNor MiLLiTaRy HoNoR AnD tHe hArD woRk oF tHe p3OpL3

[@astroflower4818]

TRI POLOSKI

[@romanluckett833]

You are under arrest for copyright of arstotkan music property. Penalty: forced labor. Glory to Arstotka.

[@markcalton6717]

You have exposed yourself as a dirty Kolechian spy! You cannot spell Arstotzka right! The execution is scheduled for tonight. Your family's safety is unknown. ~*Glory To Arstotzka*~

[@basimmunir3598]

Dab on them kolechians

[@vynsentheo5571]

fake Arstotzkan spotted!! Can't even spell arstotzka 🤣 Glory To Arstotzka

[@generalgrievous3133]

@@aliasnotavailableanymore You should be awarded. But it's a game, it's not meant to be a real thing xd. *Glory To Arstotzka*

[@justinhuman3278]

@@markcalton6717 LMFAO

[@Garden-sz8jb]

You are under arrest for throwing the man into the river in lego city. The penalty is building a rescue helicopter, followed by death. Your arms will be questioned for their involvement. A replacement lego head will be found easily. The fate of your legs is uncertain. Glory to Lego City.

[@WebContractor7407]

I hope my legs continue the good fight to detain ppl

[@thebottlerocket4100]

That’s good

[@thebottlerocket4100]

@Elias Westlund wat

[@notjustinyeetroblox9928]

Purposely make the helicopter faulty

[@ctsquad501st3]

@Elias Westlund nah, it's I don't entertain kolechian wives Thursday Friday or Saturday. Lmfao

[@Golub575]

-Цель визита? Работа- -Длительность визита? Где-то 2-3 дня-

[@plazamm]

-Papers please ~here you go -*sees tiny rip in paper* ~is there problem? -DETAINED!!!!!!!!!

[@bloodyhell8201]

- papers plase -here go sees he from kolechia -KOLECHIANS NOT ENTER -DETAINEDDETAINEDDETAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mosya3049]

~wha what why ? - because i want ^_^

[@Plasjewater]

Miles Jensen im playing this song cuz i gtg to school now....

[@snoopycross2796]

Me:WHAT THE HEEL Me gets out bomb* Me:I'M A ISIS Guy:AHHHHH Bomb blows up* YOU died Glory to arstotzka

[@magiconic]

>Papers, please DETAINED

[@jbfelix9118]

passport says weighs 33 kg, weighs 34 kg DETAINED Artstotzkan logic

[@MultiCheeseLouise]

+JB Felix What is wrong with that logic? The passport might be a fake if the details on it are incorrect, it isn't always a case of "more weight = something being smuggled".

[@Epicsoldier5]

Thats alot of contraband

[@malapumpa1605]

+JB Felix maybe he took a big shit ?

[@lonewaffle231]

+Soviet Onion hahahhahahahahahahhahahahhaha omgahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marieleblanc1573]

+JB Felix Is sad story. My wife very bad cook. If I do not eat she get angry.