Paradoxical Parallels Part 1 (AI Voice Meme)

[@kingdombladesventus]

May I get a pin so others can read the duel between Jaden and Dartz, please? I worked hard on this as I wanted to do it and way behind on doing this. Anyways, I worked hard on this everyone and did the best I could do with earphones on full blast to hear what was being said to the best of my ability. Now I will shorten what's being said in script dialouge. I used context clues for future lines to help with the previous lines and vice-versa. If you think it makes sense in context, I guess I could edit in certain parts if i wanted too. But I'll keep it as is for now and y'all can make a thready from my post. Also looked up some cards for context also. J=Jaden and D=Dartz. Here we go. Dartz Turn 8:40 D: "I summon (Exagutor (?)) (Exeggusaur (?)) ! 8:44 J: "Activating Solem Warning!" D: (What to do?) (What does it do?) 8:51 D ( Ouch!) (Ash?)

[@hydeaudio]

Not a bad attempt! When Part 2 comes out, I'm going to post the Jaden and Dartz dialogue on my Patreon as a free post so everyone can see it.

[@kingdombladesventus]

@@hydeaudio That's cool.~ Thanks for the pin so everyone can see this before said video.~ Edit: oops. Typed to fast before brain could process. I meant post.~

[@yangchenlhamo7537]

​@@hydeaudio can you please make a round two, your good at duels and I want a duel where Jaden actually tries to fight off Dartz, since he did actually have a decent strategy with Gigas revival and kyoutora Safety.

[@xandercrosby3757]

​@@hydeaudioDo you mind if I give you custom card ideas?

[@Baghead-gr3mx]

@@hydeaudiowhy was the zombie madness structure deck not placed in b-tier? Yugi said it would go there in episode 3 but for some reason, it was placed in c-tier.

[@rolandholmdahl797]

An AI shitpost that gained copious amounts of lore and very well scripted duels shows that content creation isn't dead. Well done, and I will be waiting for part 2.

[@game84cube]

"You should get this 'Great Leviathan' on a more sustainable diet!" That feels like a legit Jaden line from the show. Maybe it'd be more like "I don't suppose cheeseburgers would satisfy him, would they?"

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Or Eggwiches

[@thedarkspirit5084]

​@@mercenarygundam1487 That's a worse diet choice. Those ones are more rarer than souls and need Yugi or Jaden to constantly draw that Eggwich to keep feeding him. And yes Kaiba won't mass produce because he's Kaiba.

[@TacoShotgun]

*Meanwhile, in another universe, our heroes trying to summon the Egyptian Gods:* Yugi: Man, I bricked! Joey: Man, I bricked! Seto: I summon Obelisk the Tormentor! Pegasus: I activate Bottomless trap hole Kaiba: Oh damn it!

[@thecardgame_mercenary]

Can't Bottomless Obelisk since it does not allow your Opponent a response in the summoning response Window

[@EdxSarxNatxChoc]

it was a reference to Hyde's other video about Yugi & co going to 4 flags and random people trying to summon the gods (and failing).

[@TacoShotgun]

@@EdxSarxNatxChoc Thank you! Finally someone who gets it

[@Signerdragon123]

​​@@EdxSarxNatxChocPlus Kaiba was hypothesising a nerf Pegasus would give them (implying in said hypothesis Pegasus didn’t given them the anti Solemn clause).

[@potato61192]

I love how Jaiden just demolished Dartz off Screen

[@mattwo7]

Yugi: That card's banned! Yami Bakura: I don't care! Jaden: That card is also banned! Yami Bakura: I don't care! Some Marik variant he hasn't met yet: My name is Ma- Yami Bakura: I. DO. NOT. *_CARE!_*

[@Mysticgamer]

I hope yugi pulls a combo of banned cards on him. Never mind how they got there in the first place.

[@CantusTropus]

Dartz losing offscreen on Turn 3 due to a bricked hand is hilarious

[@puppetmon9687]

I checked out Dartz's deck in Edopro, and it's a brickfest

[@josephnorton1168]

Jaden beating darts so quickly in the back was funny and watching Joey beating marik was great

[@tristenhowe2886]

If you listen closely, you can hear the Jaden vs Dartz duel. Basically when Jaden goes for game and asks if Dartz has any response, Dartz tries to pause the duel because he doesnt have anything, and then hilariously loses. Jaden then tries saying good game to Dartz but forgets his name.

[@zedorian6547]

But Marik still has plenty of life points unless I am misremembering. Sure it looks like Joey is about to one shot him with Ra but Im not so sure. I mean maybe.

[@Mysticgamer]

​@zedorian6547 Ra has so many abilities, I wouldn't be surprised.

[@aozorahaou2643]

Funny in fan Jaden and Dartz duels Jaden always wins especially when Honest in involved, theres one when it was Supreme King Jaden and when Divine Serpent Geh was summoned he Super Poly'd it summoning Escuridao getting it off the field winning the game immediately XD

[@tristenhowe2886]

If you listen closely, you can hear the Jaden vs Dartz duel 😂 Basically Jaden attacks Dartz directly and when Jaden asks if Dartz has any response, he stalls to avoid defeat

[@viviarchfiend]

I wish I could hear it clearly because that was so funny. I hope it gets it's own separate upload

[@alexanderdragonheart2036]

@@viviarchfiend Me too, I hope hyde makes shorts and videos that show the other duels.

[@barbatosmcmurderton4209]

​@@alexanderdragonheart2036 Same. While I could understand that Chazz and Alexis' duels might not get much shown since both of their opponents used OC cards. Although the idea of Bastion just handing Kieth his own teeth in increasingly more obscure formats would probably be hilarious.

[@johnlucas2838]

Joey made a phone call just to get the chant for Winged Dragon of Ra from Yugi.

[@TyroneTG3]

Alright! I'll admit, having Yugi, Joey, and Kaiba summon the Egyptian God Cards at the same time is...pretty freakin cool!

[@eliasbanez3412]

i was screaming when i saw joey use ra the card here should have owned after his battle with marik

[@puppetmon9687]

Plus, it's hilarious to see Dark Marik/Melvin outraged over the fact Joey summoned Ra

[@TennoWolf]

The fact that you've got 15 Trained AI Voices says a lot to your hard work.

[@GeteMachine]

An ai getting evil Marik & Pegasus' voice right, is an achievement.

[@lobaoguara2332]

Yubel and Yugi are an unlikely pair to meet, it's even funny to imagine them acting as commentators.

[@lodaceva1741]

Oooh I love the continuity here. Yugi and Atem are together because Yugi lost the separation duel, and thats why they're together here in a modern dueling setting. It really is a multiversal plot!

[@chrisdonovan9872]

Yup we are in a "bad" timeline love it

[@Did_No_Wrong]

Honestly Paradox listing all those new random card mechanics is so uncanny because I can totally imagine Konami fucking shit up with mechanics like that.

[@benjaminseidlitz4002]

I very much appreciate that not only did Joey get to be the one to defeat evil Marik, but he even got to Summon Ra on him. Excellent video!

[@ItsOfficiaI]

Reading this shattered my soul as a Yami Marik fan.

[@zedorian6547]

Well Marik isnt defeated quite yet

[@EdxSarxNatxChoc]

I love how Jaden is so supportive of Yami. Just as a true best buddy would.

[@cyberdarkturtle6971]

I love Yubel being friends with Yugi

[@VoltitanDev]

Joey finally getting some payback on Marik

[@eliasbanez3412]

facts its well deserved

[@triforcedelgeezy4710]

Yami Marik: "What?! THIS IS A MOCKERY!"

[@OmegaXMaster]

Gotta love the fact that Joey's energy beam practically exploded outwards like a monolith of yellow Brooklyn energy.

[@VoltitanDev]

Brooklyn Rage @@OmegaXMaster Brooklyn Rage

[@cordmoody1353]

I cannot be the only one who's incredibly hyped at the prospect of Joey summoning Ra

[@norabellerose8560]

I really love the commentary between Yugi and Yubel. I wouldn't mind a filler video where Atem and Jaden are hanging out talking while Yugi and Yubel are also chatting on the side.

[@thefool7093]

Joey sounded so slow and swaggery during his duel with Marik almost like his balls were weighing him down.

[@yangchenlhamo7537]

His balls are bigger than Mariks brain, what do you expect from the goat?

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Brass Balls as they say.

[@Sanderalbaz]

Damm RIP my boy Dartz 😭 Bru really bricked 💀

[@DavidZakuzaRyutashi]

Ok, i was NOT expecting Yami Bakura to whip out the Wicked Gods of all things, not to mention Joey using the Winged Dragon of Ra, that shit was so hype.

[@n8298906]

Joey Summing Ra is so damn hype. Missed opportunity for Mai to mop the floor with Dartz but I like how he lost off-screen like a loser

[@SuperRandomawsomeguy]

THAT WAS SO FUCKING EPIC! JOEY SUMMONED RA!!!! I REMEMBER NOW. If joey had called out his attack in battle city, joey would have gotten ra!

[@emred4653]

the detail of hearing jaden behind atem and yugi's duel so good!

[@densenito5953]

That ending with all them summoning the Egyptian Gods was so epic. Extremely hyped for the next episode

[@Digiheart400]

Yami Marik: WHAT?! THIS IS A MOCKERY!!!

[@alexanderdragonheart2036]

Me: And a long overdue one at that.

[@kanokoehara1712]

"you gotta get the great leviathan on a more sustainable diet" LOL, loving these almost spiderman-esque quips from jaden

[@Mysticgamer]

I love that this tier list series went to having episodes, then suddenly a movie.

[@jamescoleman5020]

Joey was the GOAT for summoning the Winged Dragon of RA. Great story. Looking forward to the next chapter. Take care.

[@tuomosalo2029]

Good for Joey on getting that rematch after being done dirty in Battle City.

[@ThePensissimo]

that jack atlas shriek at the end absolutely killed me

[@MelatoninPC]

Master class story telling

[@zedorian6547]

No. Its fun for what it is and very entertaining as a fan of Yu-Gi-Oh! But no.

[@Sasuhinagirl1]

Yubel saying "Hello" to Yugi just killed me 😂

[@joinme5560]

Your writing skills are astonishing! With the amount of characters you have here you managed to give them all justice, a spotlight and believable, in-character, dialogs Also the jokes are fucking amazing 🙏🙏

[@GeteMachine]

These modernized character decks with the retrains and supports are awesome. What they used here makes me wish they actually were their canon updated decks. Especially, Yugi, and Joey here. Marik using the Sacred Beasts instead of the God Cards now, also makes so much sense.

[@blue-eyesblackwolf6778]

The following is a list of things I loved enough to comment about in the order they appear in this highly anticipated video: - HA! Not only is Yusei here, but he brought my boy Jack and Crow with him. And awwww, the two of them are bickering like a married couple again. I've missed that. Lol - There are WAY too many Duel Monsters/GX characters I want Jack to meet. If he meets literally anybody from those eras that'll be amazing. - I love the fact that Jaden's list of what SHOULD be nonsensical possibilities are all VERY much equally probable scenarios for this crazy franchise. - @4:18

[@SpaghettiGod34]

I know I said it before but I’ll gladly say it again: I can’t believe I’ve grown so attached and invested in your story and use of characters from ai meme tier lists all the way here! Your love of the series is very evident and it’s absolutely stunning watching it all and eagerly waiting for your next upload, seriously it’s really good stuff!

[@B_Tips]

I had a feeling Yugi gave Kaiba and Joey the God cards at the beginning but damn it was still fucking epic when it actually happened.

[@renryugascp]

Brooooooo this is the new Yu-Gi-Oh! show that we deserve instead of that rush 7 bs. I can’t wait for part 2 and that scene where Joey summons Ra, man as a person who read manga, you made my childhood dream come true. Thank you ;-;

[@themesongfan2]

"Who ever thought it was a good idea to let the main deck summon from the side deck?!" Shhhh, don't give them any ideas!

[@GreyTide]

I'm so glad it's written in the contact that they have to make the opponent soil themselves.

[@SirSongi]

my god.. joey summoning ra.. That.. That made the part of me, the kid me inside cry. Something I've always wanted to hear. Thank you so much!

[@onthebay15]

I really like the idea that this saga is taking place in a scenario where yugi lost the ceremonial duel to atem. But all of gx also happened as normal and with all the time dimension shenanigans, everyone has updated cards and strategies.

[@adamlombardo]

AAAHHH! I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THIS BEING THE TIMELINE IN THE HYDEVERSE WHERE ATEM WON!

[@Tonidp97]

"you gotta get the great leviathan on a more sustainable diet" knocked me tf out. thank you for writing a season of new yugioh, our whole house always looks forward to a hyde drop

[@emred4653]

I was gonna have this as background voice but its worthy of watching it with eyes

[@prophecyempresslerena358]

I loved hearing Yubel. Meanwhile, Yusei, Jack, and Crow are stuck in time travel's version of dial-up. I really loved this video and this story has me hooked. All of these videos sound so natural too, which is the best part. I'm patiently waiting for part 2 and future content. Also, you deserve more subscribers given all the hard work that goes into these videos.

[@Ma121Hunter]

I got chills hearing Joey use the ancient chant. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@bradbradleyart]

THE EVENT OF THE MONTH. my whole family will be pulling up on the sofa tomorrow for this I want you to know that these videos are quoted on the daily.

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Bring the snacks

[@alexanderdragonheart2036]

Now that’s what I call an S tier family. Talk about awesome tastes.

[@Daedalus8K]

Damn, Bakura's deck seems fun as fuck not gonna lie

[@kappakiev9672]

Hearing Joey invoking Ra knowing his history with Marik was CINEMA

[@paralixis4500]

Or as latin americans say, es CINE

[@Cardlimits]

they didn't say, but I imagine the two filler villians agreed to a tie and just jump atem, he tried to do puzzle bs powers but the cybernetic eye prevented it, and the satellite laser took everyone out, and kaiba and joey trying to stop it enjoyed ten thousand years of darkness, within darkness.

[@19TheFallen]

"I'm lightyears ahead of the competition.....I'll make *him* feel obsolete!" That is something I could *completely* see Kaiba saying if this happened!

[@danny18894]

54:08 They actually did, They all did it together 😅 This is the best dueling I've ever seen

[@dr.veronica6155]

Now we'll get to see Joey do to Marik what was done to him by the Winged Dragon of Ra, using Ra himself too. Damn.

[@RoarOfRa]

Dartz bricking so hard he loses on turn three is both hilarious and cathartic for how awful his arc and duel was. The return of the Cybernetic Six Samurai and Solaristics guys was unexpected. A little surprised you didn't use the anime versions of the Sacred Beasts, since they have a lot of protection. Yami Bakura having the Wicked Gods was super cool! I always liked them, and it makes sense to give them to someone since Yako Tenma is a manga character and thus has no voice actor. Looking forward to the next part!

[@thecardgame_mercenary]

You mean Yami Bakura

[@johnlucas2838]

Yako Tenma from the the Yu-Gi-Oh! R series. Where they kidnap Tea so Pegasus can reincarnate/possess (within) her body after he died from Yami Bakura.

[@zedorian6547]

Waking the Dragons was a fun arc to watch.

[@if7723]

@@zedorian6547 And with one of the best overkill moments.

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Dartz is the definition of reality ensues. You can have all the cool monsters, Orichalcos and Spells in your deck but when you got a bad start.... Well, yeah

[@ThrashMetallix]

I'm so happy you brought back those filler arc villains from that filler villain battle video. They're lowkey two of my favorite characters of the series.

[@RedYaBoi]

14:15 Something about Yugi and Yubel Speaking is just absolutely hilarious to me

[@danny18894]

45:37 oh so in this head canon Yugi lost to Atem in the final duel? That's neat

[@DavidZakuzaRyutashi]

Nah, this is just the GX timeline.

[@thedarkspirit5084]

​@DavidZakuzaRyutashi I never considered GX to be having it's own timeline. Now does 5Ds is its own timeline, or follows either of the previous two?

[@dragonmaster369]

I patiently await the thrilling and hillarious conclusion.

[@kierandixon7236]

You can feel the love you have for the game and the show in these and I love them. Not sure how I feel about AI but these videos are amazing

[@Phasma]

I am so so invested in this series; you nail absolutely everything every in single episode and this is your magnum opus thus far! Can't wait to watch part 2!!!

[@Your_Average_Joe84]

joey wanted to burn marik with ra from the very beginning thats why he asked marik to recreate the exact Shadow game. very sinister of you wheeler😏😈

[@moonlightdawn7249]

Sinister.

[@mad_world2382]

It'll be funny if Marik reveals that Kaiba was on point if he every WAS disqualified

[@adamlombardo]

Can we take a second to appreciate that you can hear Dartz getting his ass kicked by Jaden in the background during Atem and Bakura's duel?!

[@emreekinci4258]

Considering the protagonists getting support every year and villains have almost none, no wonder they are getting beaten so easily

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

5:27 Paradox: A protagonist finally dropped the ball in a children's card game that decided the fate of the world! Aster: Yeah, I guess that was bound to happen, eventually.

[@thedarkspirit5084]

I guess Parallel Summon & Focus Summoning probably broke the data in the systems and made it go Skynet.

[@Mysticgamer]

I wonder if Ishizu and Pegasus are going to play a bigger part in this? All of the millennium items are there except the key and the scale that Shadi has anyway.

[@pikagammerpluspizza7478]

I really hope that Jaden and Yusei duel each other like Jessie and Zane did in GX's 3rd season to get the 5ds' cast out of their time loop.

[@canadacaden3266]

35:41 Paradox is now officially the 'time-travelling bus driver' to me.

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Great, now I imagine Paradox driving an actual bus instead of a Duel Runner

[@riomo4076]

i love how unlike bakura and marik who were putting in work, pegasus got straight up cooked by kaiba

[@恩陶梁]

Dartz lost even harder

[@rainbow_rampage]

ohh, that’s so cool! in this reality, Yugi lost the Ceremonial Duel and couldn’t put the Pharaoh’s soul to rest, which is why he’s still here, and is completely compatible with the alternate timeline story. that’s so clever!

[@tristenhowe2886]

LMAO i don't know what's funnier: Jaden beating Dartz on turn 3, or Jaden being slightly uncomfortable on how fast his soul was taken

[@inugirl64]

OMG! This video is the best one of them all! yugi seto and joey all summon the Egyptian god cards, most epic scene I ever saw! I can't wait for part 2. You did the most excellent job on this video! Yugioh!

[@densenito5953]

I watched this a few times already and didn't notice you can slightly hear the duels in the background while the main cast fights. Very cool and hope there are "filler" episodes of these background fights

[@KnightmarePhoenix_official]

57 MINUTES OF PURE BLISS!!!! I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THIS SERIES

[@fleetway5266]

It's funny how Joye got the strongest of the gods and the biggest lazer beacon

[@mattwo7]

So Paradox pulled a Team Rainbow Rocket

[@Ericgatesshop]

we say that RA is joey card now and forever

[@terengraymore4855]

I have been looking forward to this more than a new episode of my favorite anime. Then you have the audacity to make it ONE HOUR LONG. God is good, thank you very much.,

[@davidelze1026]

I can't believe all three Egyptian god or out I can't wait to see part two

[@shadowprotector99]

Once again, your understanding of yu gi oh lore, knowledge of the game and brand of humor make for a funny yet engaging video. And by engaging, I mean hype! Seriously, that ending was the hypest thing yu gi oh related I’ve seen in a long time, no cap! Again, I cannot stress how your knowledge of the lore makes you a stand out in the AI vids community. It makes the setting and characters have more depth to it and makes it feel like I’m watching a continuation of the 4kids dub rather than just a parody. 45:34 is a perfect example of what I’m talking about. Funny enough I was thinking about when your Alternative Universe took place the other other day. The fact that you read my min- i mean answered this not only fulfilled my curiosity, but also hit me in the feel😢 Suddenly Kaiba asking for Atem over Yugi and “of to the mind prison I go” adds a layer of pathos to the first tier list video. Other than that, the duels were awesome as always! You deck and card choices are awesome! I expected Red-Eyes to get an awesome showing, but I wasn’t expecting to see my boi BESERKION!!! (I love when a blue eyes takes out my delta warrior, thinking they have a direct hit, only for his effect to kick in and Valkyrion with his 3500 to make ‘em rethink their life choices) I’m sorry if this is all over the place, but there was so much I wanted to gush about. Keep up the awesome work! Seeing your vids pop up in my notification feed is always a highlight to the day! Again, thank you so much for sharing your love for Yu Gi Oh. Can’t wait for the next one! Edit- Can’t wait for the Master of Faster to hit the scene!

[@phantoghost-gamerdemon]

Oooooh this is going to be great! Binged this whole series like a week ago and I couldn't be more pumped for this new update!!

[@brycerathsack7885]

The decks for marik and bakura are dope. It fits them perfectly. Also can we talk about how atem has his theme from Eternal duelist soul as his ring tone? Nice little detail there

[@pops91]

i loved their updated decks and the plot is close to what the original would be, love the hard work my dude

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

We all know Yami is pocketing that Zombie Vampire card after this is done.

[@axelthehunter8831]

Im waiting for the next upload. God praise the writting.

[@kingcedman7762]

You have shattered my expectation definitely worth the wait and I won't spoil it, but that ending was beautiful.

[@GeremiasVi]

"Stop Dual wielding wine glasses and duel me" XD

[@Mrjacharles]

Love that we get access to these Yu-Gi-Oh voices. Some things never die.

[@ragingsaviorkami9862]

Okay, how did I just discover thid channel now? This is some God-tier content. I don't care, this just became my head cannon and a sequel to Dm, GX and 5ds that we never asked for, but always needed. Also, it's a nice detail how you can hear Jaden and Dartz duel in the background very quietly while watching Yugi and Bakura.

[@maggiiopgott8975]

Holy Rah Obilisk and Slifer! This is an awesome series. I love everyone's jokes and how the hell is Bakura losing again in the exact situation

[@paralixis4500]

That ending tho, the wait was sooooo worth it!!!

[@dinozzoretrotv]

WTF!!!😱😱😱 JOE WITH THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA!!!😱😱😱 THIS IS CRAZY!!!😱😱😱 IT'S THE BEST YUGIOH! SERIES RIGHT NOW!!!😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️

[@dely9999]

Actually it makes sense that Atem knows that Earth isn't Flat because Ancient Egyptians knew that already by the shadows of the pyramids and Obelisk in different places

[@axelthehunter8831]

Omg I'm dying for this to come. God has given me another reason to live