Parents doing Voice-to-Text wrong

[@Scarlet_Soul]

As someone with a rather deep voice voice to text has been a permeant source of hilarity. My favourite was "genuinely terrible" being heard as "junior turtle"

[@dragon-du6ew]

*OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS JUNIOR TURTLE*

[@corndogboi]

Wait till next year and he’ll be a senior turtle 🎓🐢 Edit: Look guys he finally graduated! 🎓🐢🎉🎊

[@memesandgaming8777]

camel cost

[@brittanywood385]

Oh boy, I have a speech impediment and voice to text is my worst fucking enemy.

[@teabninc2831]

junior turtle

[@roas7_val684]

I will always appreciate the way Matt reads random letters perfectly

[@somebody8610]

Right, it's amazing how, for example Matt for some reason, which I would never do this, says "ZHCIEHAJSGDUIKSHVBFDDJ" perfectly.

[@rowboat10]

he actually doesn't, he adds vowels that aren't there

[@GraveUypo]

he might cheat. give it to an AI to pronounce and then learn from it

[@sugoi694]

Either way if he added vowels or got an AI to pronounce it, it's still impressive and cool that he actually tries to pronounce it rather than just making a random noise to make the video with less effort

[@Tazerboy_10]

😆

[@FirstFallSnow]

The one where the dad was shouting silly things to mess up the mom's texts was adorable.

[@macrocosm4442]

E

[@ravelterthetraveler]

Yeah, talk about couple goals

[@adammezza5362]

"Mama mama mama lasagna"

[@Young_artist658]

Mama mama mama lasagna

[@lol_ryuusei]

Wish i had parents like that 😔😔 (/hj) mama mama mama lasagna

[@bananabuttersomethin]

I almost passed out laughing at the "ostrich feathers in my butt" text. He just read it so naturally.

[@Vanta526]

What? 💀

[@OceanLeaf8]

​@@Vanta526Lego 9 million oh God Adam using voice text I mean I mean is I'm using it and I'm using it and I'm using the freaking voice text

[@OceanLeaf8]

Why did that one was almost rhyme 💀

[@IAmThe1merw_man]

Bye-bye #(#(×[#?×>×*>3

[@QuinceCantDraw]

Matt makes everything sound 10x funnier

[@NeonTheProtogen]

true but just imagine one of these videos but with bruno powroznik doing the voice over

[@Zara_dem0ns_loves_monsters]

@@EstonianBrother wait wat-

[@EstonianBrother]

@@Zara_dem0ns_loves_monsters Who is Tartuball?

[@kvasonn3956]

Agree

[@SlothOfTheSea]

4:08 The best part of Matt’s videos are when he manages to pronounce text abominations like these. Truly magnificent indeed.

[@bxck]

The best part of Matts videos is the whole video

[@greenLungs-]

😙🤨thewdee@syt asit 6is x se r dwxxq cdaad err EA e des wwa as5aseeaeeeax as efscfffs qeww eTX EA Ed waswes w weww are 3ead@ww are3w sae sade

[@biharek7595]

What

[@greenLungs-]

@@biharek7595 😙🤨thewdee@syt asit 6is x se r dwxxq cdaad err EA e des wwa as5aseeaeeeax as efscfffs qeww eTX EA Ed waswes w weww are 3ead@ww are3w sae sade

[@spicysalad3013]

​@@kitthedemon most ai just spells it out, not pronounces it

[@Raquesis]

I'm surprised that Matt keeps his composure reading these. I would've died laughing reading them

[@pip-pip5029]

It's perfect

[@Maker0824]

For some people (me included) it's really easy to keep composure while saying those kinds of things because (at least for me) me breaking composure would totally ruin it so I just don't. Well usually, but that could just be cut out with video editing. it's really not that impressive.

[@somebody8610]

@@Maker0824 good point

[@Ty-vj4wg]

I like it. Get on it Mr. Matt.

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

It's not like he does it in 1 take...

[@edeasley144]

0:50 If he has to tell the rest of the family when he's doing it low-key, the scope of the messaging when he's doing it high-key must be legendary.

[@Matt_Rose]

Oh wow I never thought of it like that...

[@sabotower1792]

He puts out an ad in the papers beforehand telling everyone where it'll happen

[@Unirobo]

I couldnt handle that part and just burst out laughing next to my sleeping boyfriend

[@PlayfulJavekacidnationleader]

Sorry, what?????this comment confuses me

[@settingsun5582]

@@PlayfulJavekacidnationleader Low-Key means stealthily or silently. High-Key Is the opposite

[@TheCreateCraftJurassic]

As a Nashvillian, I am the animal that roams this world

[@schoo9256]

We need a sequel to this one! It has a lot of potential!!! Also I wonder if James ever did get that chicken sandwich.

[@carlycarmine3858]

That could be a text between the members of team rocket from Pokemon, because there's a character named James in that show

[@prestonthebeston1735]

@RICKY SUWITO what’s so funny question

[@OceanLeaf8]

​@@prestonthebeston1735what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what is being what the f*** was Disney Infinity

[@b3nnefits]

My ex is dyslexic, so whenever we used to text she’d use speech-to-text, one time she tried to say “I love you” and all I was sent was “I am muffin”, I was extremely confused.

[@artscraftsgaming7169]

Being dyslexic is like constantly reading voice-to-text fails. It’s awesome and frustrating. -coming from a dyslexic person

[@SquirrelTheorist]

@@artscraftsgaming7169 Same experience!! It's like some jokester just messed up what you wrote and you read it and like, how the hekc did that happen?!?

[@artscraftsgaming7169]

@@SquirrelTheorist ikr?! (Note: I totally didn’t have to rewrite ikr 3 times)

[@SquirrelTheorist]

@@artscraftsgaming7169 DX Goodness I hate when that happens! Same when I wrote "when" aghhhh

[@b3nnefits]

@Aidan McGurl My reply was probably “That’s great sweetheart, but _what?”_

[@cleanestmidwestemofan]

honestly matt is one of the funniest men alive

[@kylebroflovski171]

especially when he does an actual dub for the messed up words

[@somebody8610]

@@kylebroflovski171 right

[@shroomy112]

HONESTLY

[@ExtraX_3d]

The funniest*

[@edwinhuang9244]

Do you mean: "Argosy night is when the funniest man in my life", "honesty man is one the funniest man alive" or "honestly not funniest man alive"? (I used voice to text for those)

[@tyta.luctuosa]

"What would you like for dinner?" "Gasoline" The others were really funny too but this one almost killed me

[@Laarrrieeee]

If you did have it for dinner I would presume it would💀

[@tyta.luctuosa]

@@Laarrrieeee thats a good point

[@maxwells5604]

Gas gas gas

[@oddcrafter1270]

Tfw you find out your dad is secretly a transformer.

[@johnfraire6931]

Actually people don't realize that gasoline is really packed with calories. In fact, if you eat gasoline, you won't need another meal for the rest of your life!

[@blackwatch1288]

4:15 This deserves a round of applause.

[@globetrekker86]

My favorite part is Matt articulating each and every jumbled letter/symbol sequence as a legitimate interjection

[@thepumpkin3203]

Hi Matt! Maybe you could do “old people misnaming movies” or something like that

[@Kai_The_Kai]

This better be the top comment for the rest of time

[@constellar6330]

thats a *splendid* idea

[@Matt_Rose]

My friend this has officially been added to my Ideas List!

[@thepumpkin3203]

@@Matt_Rose woo hoo!

[@Spongyboi897]

@@Matt_Rose Yay!

[@williamfalls]

"Low-key just pissed on Mom." has to be the most chad accidental text I have read this month.

[@ChaseHeeler]

i was looking for this 😂😂

[@berrymint6384]

It isn't You need help

[@williamfalls]

@@berrymint6384 Funny joke comment from a year ago got you grossed out, eh? Well. It happens. Not gonna argue about it, because obviously could have a vastly mindset than I was a year ago. So, glhf.

[@BunkerGlasses]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@williamfallslow-key p*ssed on berrymint6384

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

What does low key mean?

[@bretterry8356]

Still hoping you'll do a video of tweets with the phrase, "Is it legal to..." and see what issues of legality the geniuses on Twitter are dealing with.

[@yojishinkawa378]

this is a GREAT idea

[@princessthyemis]

Fantastic idea!!!

[@SSM24_]

Oh man, I want to see that one.

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

I just did a quick look on Google for that. The eleventh (!) result deals with cannibalism, and one of the suggestions in the "Refine this search" is "When is it legal to kill another person". I have never looked up either of those topics.

[@Killbayne]

these are literally my favorite types of videos, the "lowkey just pissed on mom" had me skull emoji

[@mossyxmoony]

0:45 THE BEST. had me laughing in the middle of the night while people were asleep. Might have woken someone up

[@grmpf]

Matt, I'm sure 4:07 took a lot of effort to get right and I just want to tell you it was 100% worth it, I couldn't stop laughing.

[@duilinn]

looks more like butt dialing than voice to text

[@MochaFur1]

how did he say it so casually

[@squeakerdoeseverything]

Matt, I need a part 2- Once my dad used voice to text trying to say “Good night” to a female coworker, but my family was talking about baby cows in the background. Came out as “Good night baby girl”😭😭

[@bouncyvenus]

Poor dad

[@yeoniedollie]

How did that turn out, may I ask? lmao

[@Jisajgre]

Your dad is dead

[@freezytimerx2v]

just wait till your mom finds about his text history _😂😂_

[@PlayfulJavekacidnationleader]

Wow.just...wow

[@starfruit_isnt_real]

I love to imagine a person screaming "COMES OUT RIGHT" at their phone in the middle of a public space at 8:30 in the evening.

[@somebody8610]

What is that even supposed to mean?

[@piplupdabest]

@@somebody8610 exactly

[@CalebBemount]

Lol right

[@memesandgaming8777]

Streatham I did get it don't work I put a spell on you it doesn't work

[@imreallybadatnamingthings]

"Please correct your timestamp." - 🤓

[@alexmahony8083]

I absolutely love you Matt, helping me get through so many hard time

[@kelseycoca]

I had to pause at 2:51 bc I couldn't breathe. tears. absolute tears. I need my inhaler and then I'll finish this.

[@kelseycoca]

ok, I'm back, phenomenal, no notes. thank you for this. today is the anniversary of my mom passing and it really cheered me up 💕

[@rogueshappyplace]

@@kelseycocaif you or anyone else need to talk lmk :) stay safe and I hope you have a good day/night

[@Michelle-xz7pl]

I'm always amazed at how well Matt reads something that looks like someone rolled their face across a keyboard.

[@NFSHeld]

Hate to bring the news to you, they rolled something over the keyboard, but it was not their face...

[@mamabear934]

@@NFSHeld 📸🤨

[@ssillee]

@@mamabear934 they rolled something over the keyboard, but it was not ther face... *it was their hands*

[@catiguess1807]

one year later, im gonna roll my face across the keyboard to see if your comparison was accurate H ha gucdyytsiyzhyisihxouhoydudoxyouxxuoyxucupuxpux 🎉 😂 z dei lol k :$/&/&&/@/jeksksmstc 😍😍✌️🥰3@2@-&\£ Yep. Pretty accurate.

[@yoymate6316]

i was once trying to communicate with a very nice japanese tourist who didn’t speak a lick of anything but japanese using google translate’s voice-to-text-to-translator thingy. she asked me more about what i was doing at work and at the time i worked at a publishing house, so i said “the book i’m working on is…” i wasn’t looking at the transcript as i said it. neither was she. it actually understood it as “the pokémon is…”. it took me a few seconds to realise why did she suddenly start laughing like a madman

[@RealRandomSmart]

Xd

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

3:29 the way "Sex challenge" appeared out of nowhere made me laugh so hard

[@gdphoenix5702]

I have been dying for 4 days now just because of that clip

[@varea..]

@@gdphoenix5702 me too

[@tfcchocosnonexistentvcr]

@@gdphoenix5702 SAME BUT NOT FOR 4 DAYS

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

My most recent voice-to-text from my elderly father (who has asbestosis and talks with a pronounced croak) read: "F**king daddy I want to steal some chairs" I can never show it to him because I think he'd be terribly embarrassed, but oh Lord how my son and I laughed at that one. Definitely the funniest I've had to date. (He sold the shares. And yes I actually understood what he meant :-D )

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 lol

[@Third7Plays]

Matt’s ability to pronounce gibberish. That’s all the context you need

[@globetrekker86]

“I have Jesus on the stove” 😂😂😂

[@skylarfoxy6908]

Theres something about the way you read the texts that just makes them even more funny! Love ur videos!

[@memesandgaming8777]

gas

[@skylarfoxy6908]

@@memesandgaming8777 ?

[@Noahed_]

@@skylarfoxy6908 gas

[@skylarfoxy6908]

@@Noahed_ 😐

[@hamood_py]

@@skylarfoxy6908 gas

[@bunnierabbt]

James was just too nervous to ask for a new chicken sandwich😓

[@Matt_Rose]

Classic James

[@thefastcommenter7774]

Yes no maybe so

[@Kittneyy]

Not again, James!

[@EdnaK728]

Seems like something from team rocket, because there is in fact a James there, and the text read like Jessie trying to text Giovanni whilst also trying to tell James to go back into McDonald's and get the chicken sandwich they missed out

[@NevermoreMadGirl]

The whole "😚🤨 -- sae sade" text is the best thing that I have ever heard you say. I mean really, let's all appreciate this man for keeping it in and reading out all of this unintelligible gibberish without bursting out in laughter or slipping up once! 👏👏👏 I love how voice-to-text can mess up the simplest word... but still manages to come out with a word like "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" perfectly. 😂

[@ninjaboyben4489]

I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Matt is so funny

[@echostudiosyt]

5:17 lmao i love this one

[@zachstudios567]

I'm a year late but fellow htf pfp

[@T-Gwen-T]

Okay hello 2 HTF pfp’s

[@sabotower1792]

My mom once tried to say "All that jazz" while we were texting and voice-to-text interpreted it as "All that jizz" It was unsettling, to say the least

[@LendriMujina]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3ndaoGJo8x_naM

[@lawtamim]

i havent laughed this hard in like 10 years, this is probably the first time im tearing up as i laugh. thank you matt

[@caesarin0]

Just a few months ago, I was seeing a movie with my mom, it was a great time until she got a notification on her phone. Not only did she not put her phone on silent when in the theater, but she took her phone out to check the text, and then, in the middle of the theater, responded with voice to text. I genuinely couldn't believe I was related to someone who would do this sort of thing.

[@princessthyemis]

Oh nooooo!!!!!!!!! 😅🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[@xTheMenaceHimselfx]

Bad batch in the bloodline

[@sabrinam.8006]

Everytime there's a keysmash in one of this screenshots and Matt reads it out loud, my heart rejoices. There should be a compilation of them

[@froukjefaber8229]

5:24 my fav

[@philipjohansson9354]

"Boiled genital sauce" is the funniest shit I've heard 🤣

[@memesandgaming8777]

waiting to hear about Bangor Burnley stats

[@coolicie]

3:18 "What would you like for dinner?" " *G* *A* *S* *O* *L* *I* *N* *E* "

[@ralseidemurrer]

Hehehehe

[@ZekeTheFur]

Yummy yummy gasoline 😋

[@mynameisfoxxy6110]

"What the fuck, Mom" Seems like a reasonable way to end a text message. Mistake or not. 3:21 for your replaying pleasures.

[@juice4249]

Yes

[@gibustheinfamous]

Clip before it is gold too. 3:18

[@justurlocalmicrowave9609]

ok

[@avalianathallah1030]

"Sex challenge" is also the best one. Idk what she meant to say.

[@tfcchocosnonexistentvcr]

@@avalianathallah1030 IDK WHY SEX CHALLENGE LITERALLY KILLED ME

[@RabidWildCreature]

0:30 I choked on my drink

[@OceanLeaf8]

Oh no are you okay or are you dead are you are are you still alive I'm concerns are you are I need to know if you're dead India I'm using I'm using voice text I'm using voice text

[@kittycrushinghyvee]

"What would you like for dinner" "Gasoline"

[@raishauntanner4206]

Can’t tell you the amount of time’s I’ve texted old teammates “What’s for dinner?” due to my Siri not hearing my family group chat’s name right.

[@heckingepicgamer]

Did they tell you what’s for dinner?

[@raishauntanner4206]

@@heckingepicgamer Unfortunately no

[@PurpleIsGood_Dog]

Lmao

[@Remy-lv5il]

The way you cut yourself off mid sentence and your tone changes at 4:42 is just perfect

[@skysuperblack4945]

1:18 The definition of walking into a room and forgeting why you were there.

[@meevins]

i'm forever impressed by your ability to read keysmashes

[@katyarredondo-angeles4510]

I love how your voice in these videos is hilariously exaggerated, adding to the humor.

[@Manthab]

My mom almost *exclusively* texts with text to speech and this sounds about right.

[@1ztype343]

I find the word contagious alot

[@princessthyemis]

Mine does too!🤣

[@gianna526]

same!

[@khoucacola]

My dad always uses text to speech and it always comes out perfectly

[@thesnep4757]

I will never get used to this man's ability to accurately pronounce mispronounced, misspelt things or complete and utter nonsense. I'm impressed.

[@sabrinam.8006]

Nooo

[@insectoidabomination]

@@sabrinam.8006 nooo what

[@insectoidabomination]

@Jorja-Rae Marsden same I can pronounce dfshkdjhsgkdsjhgdskj and hippopottomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[@hoghuhaghu8506]

its not that difficult being honest

[@theloudcartoonhouse]

Unrelated note: I'd definitely watch a full 1 hour video of you saying "skull emoji" 💀

[@Simon-ps3oj]

💀

[@RockismyAir]

Yes very much.

[@memesandgaming8777]

💀! Peter's Michael Collins hey you whatever

[@TheFlyfly]

skullemojiiiii

[@hloisaa]

skulle moji

[@johnnymantle79]

My best friend sent me a voice text thing and he said this “I’m litterally using voice activation to send this message right now LOL” “I’m not even joking” “This is so much fun”

[@kookie_809]

The mom summoned a whole fandom with 'Dynamite' at 4:25

[@j.ul1ett]

I’ve not laughed this hard in ages lmao. thanks Matt :))

[@b33thr33kay]

4:36 This is the best one, you managed to decypher the original intentions brilliantly 🤣

[@crownedoll]

2:43 is so cute and wholesome, wish my parents were like that!

[@theneptunespear]

Same :( But I'm the one literally holding their relationship like a rusty piece of iron keeping a bridge barely crossable. Just felt the need to vent today. Sorry if that was too much.

[@Amethyst_Is_going_POSTAL]

​@@theneptunespear it's ok I understand I hope all is well with you 😊

[@retrosquire7606]

My parents are somewhat like that, and they're getting divorced. Just goes to show that even though people don't love each other anymore, they can still respect eachother.

[@EBJ2411]

0:51 "Low-key just pissed on Mom" 💀

[@iantaggart3064]

Speech to text has never failed me in such a dramatic way.

[@theegecetin]

lol parents saying punctuation out loud is too is funny lol "Hey did you do your chores question mark" "My aunt just passed away period sad face emoji"

[@dragon-du6ew]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thats the laughing so loud I'm crying emoji mom not agai-

[@mauve444]

thank u for this lovely performance, matt. truly incredible. i teared up a little.

[@conspiracypanda1200]

Incredible authenticity on this one. If I close my eyes it's almost like I'm listening to my Mum voice texting her lunch friends and telling Siri on the iPad to shut up. Oh wait, she's actually doing that. Right now. Again. For the fifth time this month.

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

What happened this time?

[@Youeverthinkthat]

HELP YOUR VIDEOS ALWAYS CRACK ME UP AND ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND MY HOUSEHOLD MEMBERS ARE SICK OF HEARING ME GIGGLE AT 12AM

[@ARandomPersonDoesArt]

“I have Jesus on the stove” …. “Cheese sauce*” (this was made with voice-to-text)

[@izstrella]

0:22 • Ahhh, well it's comforting to hear my Mother's not the only one who tells me to "delete myself". I was starting to think she was quite odd!

[@dragon-du6ew]

"Low-key just pissed on mom" is the best sentence Ives heard

[@petuniatherainwing1002]

I'm curious on how he can say stuff like this out loud so perfectly without misspeaking or tripping over his own words even once. He probably can master tongue twisters. This man should be a voice actor.

[@kikicupcake1000]

He probably does multiple takes lol.

[@that1d3vil78]

this man could read any language and still be perfect

[@muslimgangvlogs6042]

The narrative makes it even funny especially “ low key just pissed on mum”

[@officialzelensky]

5:15 Wholesome one

[@Aurora_Animates]

Heheheh

[@jay5937]

2:25 Nashville animal that roam this earth 🗿

[@vexirion]

That was my favourite part

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

?

[@officialViperr]

​@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa st8tc9idz6r9e5a84272a824a852a83a9eaawWwI6fcjfu8tarar68TR8ar58ar68a6r88s6rar58ae5a5e7eu5aea57ae75ckyouyjtrugozyr8st8rs8aeitta8rar9ary93yora69r9ayra68ar69

[@zenora84]

*earthbound intensifies*

[@regularpersonLIVE]

Nashville animal that roam this earth isNashville animal that roam this earth is a

[@theenthusiast6832]

"you would too if you had boiled gentials" had me laughing SO HARD

[@mossyxmoony]

4:50 i thought it would be something else

[@Its_Him0824]

Two dool

[@vkjaggi]

2:15 exclamation point in disguise 💀

[@TheAnonymousArtist7]

This guy has to be an automated voice bot or something, the way he PERFECTLY read and spoke the message at 4:07

[@X-SPONGED]

_>Is about to get home in 25 Minutes_ [4:23] _>Asks for Assistance but would understand if there was none present when she gets back_ _>Casually threatens to blow up The House_ _S I G M A M O M G R I N D S E T_

[@TheInvisibleCactusYT]

These videos will never not bring a smile to my face

[@offcialaa2progamr]

I didnt read the not at first and got confused

[@magicaldeathpair]

@@offcialaa2progamr SAME

[@memesandgaming8777]

a Yoda

[@00-ANGELXEYES-00]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[@liIysstuff]

2:14 this one got me so bad

[@officialViperr]

SAME🤣💀💀

[@Ethangonzalezahh1]

That was really good- *X GLENN MISSION POINT*

[@Memezuii]

1:53 is the best one imo

[@The8Beyond]

I rewatched that part like 300 times.

[@Ember_Glitch]

Did they like it though is the question?

[@Memezuii]

@@Ember_Glitch Wrong one, I meant the ostrich feathers one.

[@lechoni]

how do you be a boo ☠️

[@Aspect12]

I haven't laughed this hard in months. I was wheezing and in tears. Thank you.

[@StuffandThings_]

4:01 Knock off British Eminem

[@noveltyantiques]

Same

[@sticky199alt]

"Low-key just pissed on Mom" 💀

[@CharityLexus]

this is one of those matt rose videos where you watch it for the first time and it’s funny, and a few months later you watch it again and you die of laughter

[@tbeth]

It happens the other way around too! I was doing voice-to-text letting my mom know I was on my way home from campus. Our university's parking garages were notorious for having people speed through them (smh) and when I was backing out of my spot, some guy nearly hit me. My mom received the following text: "Just letting you know I'm on my way home oh my God you fucking asshole."

[@nesyk1598]

You literally make this stuff 10x more funnier than it already is, i always watch your videos at night and tear up laughing every time

[@DindellaTheDefender]

Anytime EA ends up capitalized inside of a keysmash, my brain automatically follows it by whispering “challenge everything.” I hope I have now spread this curse, I mean gift, onto someone else.

[@tensixtyoclock]

"EA Sports. It's in the game."

[@p1gtail_fr3ak]

Once my mom text to speeched “hi deary me and your father are quite happy my toe stings aaa omg what the hell sorry that was my iPad falling on my foot

[@Handle7152]

1:04 oh god

[@PartyCheeseVR]

AYO 💀💀

[@isoceptic]

what the fuck

[@isoceptic]

this is truly an r/suddenlygay moment

[@mistadragong3539]

3:45 i'm dying

[@WD_RatLad]

get well soon

[@imrandomness]

0:46 idk why but this was so funny to me

[@liIysstuff]

same lmao

[@retrosquire7606]

Your username is similar to a discord friends user...

[@meowmeowbitch.]

LMAO ME TOO

[@Apostrafi]

3:51 😭 lmao

[@quitl0l]

it’s 8pm and i’m dying 😂 i’m definitely subscribing

[@squirrelblox9704]

You've heard of elf on the shelf Now get ready for: Jesus on the stove 0:40

[@brainr0t343]

My mom’s friend once had a mess up with voice text. She was “writing” a text when her dog (Great Dane, could reach stuff on the counter) started eating/licking a stick of butter that was sitting out. Yeeeah, my mom received a text including her friend’s frantically repeated pleas for the dog to stop eating the butter

[@sileudies]

1:39 had me absolutely dying lmfaooo

[@angelhairpasta2971]

4:13 THIS PERSON HAS 408 OTHER TEXTS?!?!

[@ajcrowIey]

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO NOTICE

[@noveltyantiques]

WAIT WHA

[@JacobPlaysRoblox]

"lowkey just pissed on mom" im crying.

[@blank.376.]

Matt makes me die of laughter no matter what episode