SleepWALKING tales from Reddit

[@Matt_Rose]

As promised, if you'd like to hear a Norwegian soldier sleeptalk then this is the video for you: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGa2gpuAa6l5nMU If not then just discuss, I dunno, what emoji you think there should be that there's not already an emoji of.

[@LeoSquared]

Norway Ultimate pun mode 😟

[@Fvckallofyou1]

There needs to be a moth emoji. I love moths.

[@hamburgermealdeal]

im gonna replace your toothbrush bristles with fiberglass

[@amalgamation3679]

Thanks for the upload!

[@zacszac]

I feel betrayed 😢

[@endgamerplays]

Sleepwalking is basically when all your braincells get together and try to control a human (you) with only the arrow keys.

[@DefinitelyNotShane]

Don't you just hate it when your body gets possessed by the guy from QWOP?

[@opossumontheinternet9864]

And the E key.

[@jwalster9412]

@@DefinitelyNotShane WASD infection

[@ashleylavora6979]

XD

[@audiovisualcringe]

@@opossumontheinternet9864 to call for medic?

[@lpsfankanr1]

My mother came into my room, searching for something and I stood up, still dreaming about sheep. She said "You can sleep" and I responded with: "The sheep does not sleep" with an insulted face.

[@slong7525]

S he eP

[@Majora404err01r]

Sheep

[@ChaosCorrupt3d]

Sheep

[@JurassicGlitchy]

The sheep does not sleep

[@lofthouse23]

Sounds like something Lewis Carroll would write.

[@rosiered6712]

My dad used to tell me a story of how my uncle used to sleepwalk all the way outside and to the trashcan specifically to pee on it. Apparently this was almost a nightly occurrence, and if you tried to stop him, he'd begin crying

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

You sure he isnt trolling your dad? Seems like something i would do to annoy my narcistic brother

[@rosiered6712]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 I've met my uncle, and he's definitely not the sort of person to troll like that

[@protalghulnist4126]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 ngl it sounds like you might be the narcissistic one

[@xahme3851]

i’ve read so many sleepwalking stories but until this video i didn’t know people REPEATED actions 💀

[@lonestarr1490]

@@xahme3851 I don't see why that shouldn't be the case. Many people experience repeating dreams. So I'd guess it's somewhat of a logical continuation.

[@Princess_Jade64]

I remember my parents telling me about how I'd gotten up out of bed, waited at the top of the stairs, went back into my room, went right up to my closet, and declared "I'm going to the otherworld."

[@karihuber3169]

Narnia here I come

[@AndersonOrozcoLopez]

Minecraft

[@WuhHuh]

@@karihuber3169the lion, the witch, and the sleepwalker

[@Doritoschiplivingthebestlife]

K

[@SirWhitez]

Terraria, he hid his hellevator on his closet

[@salem3284]

I once answered a call from my friend while I was asleep and coached her through relationship problems. She told me later that it was all really good advice apart from when I told her in full seriousness “just STUFF him full of grapes”

[@wObBlE73]

49L

[@kitten1602]

I just had the best visual image: Someone funneling grapes into a guy like he was a Ziploc bag. *distant wheezing and random dying screeches as I laugh*

[@varahunter68]

@Ellie-heart28374 fewty you too I hope he's not going home now to be here with me and

[@carlycarmine3858]

@Ellie I'm cackling like a mentally ill witch, so I too find this funny

[@Swiftmakesrandomstuff]

@@kitten1602 Stock images be like:

[@SeptemberStranger28]

My sister used to sleepwalk. She once stumbled into our parents' room in the middle of the night, and even went so far as to shake them awake. My mom squinted at her in the dark, and my sister just had this... blank look in her eyes. In a completely flat tone, she asked "can I clean something?" My mom, understandably, replied with "huh?" And my sister responded with "blah, blah, blah."

[@exotic_blue5462]

I guess she didn't like your mother's reply

[@osheridan]

That would haunt me for years if I were your parents

[@jwalster9412]

Atleast it wasn't something like "can I kill something"

[@kittykitties4220]

@@jwalster9412 Jokes on you, she was asking if she could clean the blood of hundreds off of her hands.

[@jwalster9412]

@@kittykitties4220 hundreds or people, or hundreds of sliced meat?

[@northstar9595]

My mom sleeptalks. One time, she woke me up in the middle of the night and told me, "Wake up. We have to leave here NOW!" I was super freaked out and asked her why. She told me, in an incredibly distressed voice, that it was because "THE CATS CAN'T EAT SPAGHETTI!"

[@Janiebabie]

you heard her

[@yeeyman8174]

They can't? Damn...

[@Mo_Mauve]

She probably dreamt something like that the only food that cats would eat was spaghetti & that if they became allergic to spaghetti then they would eat people instead.

[@iwantabigpiece]

@Rach did you say hi back?

[@janTesika]

legally, or physically speaking?

[@lodestar27]

One time when I was sick, I dreamed I was fighting a civil-war era battle but with giant beavers as tanks that would wack soldiers with their gigantic tails. I woke up in a delusional state and went downstairs to use the restroom- still thinking I was in the dream and that the bottom of the stairs was enemy territory. When I exited the restroom, I awoke my parents, whom I questioned “why are you at the bottom of the hill? The beavers will kill you!”

[@monkeydoespride]

That unironically sounds like a fantastically fun fream

[@Brikiboi69]

Lol

[@aphroditesparrow1837]

i once sat straight up in my bed in the middle of the night, yelled "EVERYBODY HAS A SPINE", and then went back to sleep--my sister still makes fun of me for it

[@soupcangaming662]

Do you have a spine?

[@aphroditesparrow1837]

@@soupcangaming662 no. i’m spineless 😔

[@nicoleraufi7846]

EVERYBODY HAS A SPINE

[@polsdre]

Well take her spine for revenge

[@Crossbow-xy4xg]

Meanwhile all the invertebrates

[@Spirit_the_roan_pony]

Once I was on a residential in a room with 8 other girls I was awake when suddenly one of the the girls yelled “FETCH ME MY LAMBS!!”

[@Spirit_the_roan_pony]

She also said 1 +1 is 2 2+2 is 4 4+4 is 8 and 8x8 is 61 I tried to wake her up to say her math was wrong and she yelled at me I know mr dowsings lay of me!!!!!!!!!!

[@justsomeplantcells-]

Reply with Lamb sauce

[@doo_lissdu_lighost6133]

Where's the lamb sauce?!

[@gudmansal3468]

one of the the

[@lofthouse23]

Little Bo Peep revealed

[@jimmthe2nd602]

My sleepwalking experience is just me walking down the hallway and saying "Do you remember, the fruit?" Plus once I woke up playing Portal 2.

[@BasicViewer]

Your subconscious has good taste.

[@genericname2747]

How far were you in the game

[@NotASpyPootis]

and then u realize u never bought portal 2 and u somehow managed to get a world record in a random speedrun category

[@deep_sea_creature99999]

@@genericname2747 maybe the part where he kills you

[@datcap6289]

you were looking for the fruit in portal 2. the lemons.

[@hazytrop]

my mom told me a story of how my dad stood up on the bed one night, pointed at the headboard, and shouted “THE PLANE IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US”

[@Rayasauruss]

Oops kinda scary. Once at 4 am me best friend and I heard a super loud electronic noise, it kinda filled the air around us, like a hum getting louder and louder, we thought a plane as gonna crash into us and we were telling each other ‘ily if we die’ and everything. 30 seconds later, it’s gone and we didn’t even question it

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Bro got possessed by a 9/11 victim

[@Daluckyplays]

​@@LordCrate-du8zm no way

[@riannascott8716]

@@Rayasaurussthis same thing happened to me like 4 years ago, except there was also a lot of light (think like search and rescue helicopters). It suddenly stopped without ever trailing off or anything and I still don’t know what it was because I was too scared to look

[@nintendogamer1926]

According to my sister, one night, I walked into her room and said "I am going to sleep here." She responded "No, you are not, I am sleeping here." I apperently just repeated that I was going to sleep there, getting louder and angrier every time until I just laid down in her bed pushing her off. I woke up feeling more refreshed than even before or since.

[@spittyjr.2181]

Sigma male even in sleep.

[@F4d1ing_Sh4d0w]

That is hilarius

[@viridiantheforest1037]

This reminds me of when I shared a room with my brother. We slept in a bunk bed and he had the top. One night he fell out of bed and while he was still sleeping he climbed into my bed. He also once woke up on the floor completely dressed with no memory of getting dressed or going to bed in his clothes

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

🤣😂

[@bingbong8761]

My sister once fell asleep in my bed (no clue why she was even in my room) and when I tried to wake her up we had a full-blown argument that ended in her biting me 💀😂 I'm like 90% sure her eyes were open for all of it, but she said she didn't remember anything in the morning, not even lying down on my bed 💀💀💀 i think she might be lying but honestly idk

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

my mom's story: when she was a teen and preparing for some maths exam, she spent a lot of the day solving trig problems. in the middle of the night my grandma found her in the kitchen, crying in front of the fridge. when she asked what was wrong, my mom just said "i can't find my triangles :(((" also one time she apparently tried to drink a cactus

[@jackthesmoltangerine]

CACTUS JUICE FROM AVATAR?!

[@jennifergibson4733]

@Jack smol maybe

[@FoamBanana]

It's the quenchiest!

[@jackthesmoltangerine]

@@FoamBanana Nothing’s quenchier!

[@soupcangaming662]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TRIANGLES

[@Alphard72]

I had a roommate who I once sleepwalked a FLAWLESS Smeagol impression. The voice, the walk, the whole experience. In my room, in the dead of night. Probably the closest I'll ever experience to encountering an actual goblin.

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

Terrifying

[@vincentmackinnon3601]

smeagol was a hobbit that was tortured by the one ring

[@Rended_]

@@vincentmackinnon3601 yes.... we know Edit: i kinda feel bad for saying this now, im such a jerk

[@funninoriginal6054]

@@Rended_ Character development

[@cheesecake1767]

@@funninoriginal6054 Character development

[@ImJonasCortez]

I once woke my entire house by loudly shouting the following statement at 2AM “FRENCH!!!! I’M TEACHING MYSELF FRENCH!”

[@st4rgirl555]

when i was younger, i shared a room with sister. well one night she randomly got up, turned on every single light in the house and started repeatedly whispering “do not listen to the koala” turns out she was dreaming and about a koala that accused her of eating 20 stacks of paper.

[@soupcangaming662]

It must have been fucking good paper.

[@xx_yungbeener_xx]

PLSS

[@s4turn_st4rz_yt]

*_lights flash on_* Do *NOT* listen to the _koala._

[@Davian2073]

That's a damn good dream, especially if she knew law

[@bauhausliker0]

⁠@@soupcangaming662toilet paper? it’s soft and tastes like nothing printing paper tastes like … printing paper? it’s a weird taste but still good

[@shwoom]

my brother has sleepWALKed before, but his sleepTALKing is so much worse. on the more tame side, he wakes up yelling for help. usually the antagonist of the dream seems to be me. on the more extreme end, we went on a week long roadtrip the end of this summer, so we were staying in hotels. one time in the middle of the night, he woke up screaming and looking around violently, and my parents had to grab and hold him down. it was the most guttural and terrified scream i've ever heard. we had to call the front desk and let them know what had happened, just in case anyone [ definitely ] got woken up by it. he said that there was some creature or figure right off the side of the bed, and that it had suddenly disappeared. no one went back to sleep.

[@jake_from_statefarm7209]

Oof, sounds like how I've heard sleep paralysis described. Something about your body being awake but your brain being asleep, leading to horrific hallucinations.

[@shaeby8123]

"Night Terrors" there called. Apparently used to have them as a kid, but I don't remember them.

[@The-Chillest-Gamer]

Omg that sounds terrifying. I wouldn't go to sleep either if I was in his position...

[@t.k.5088]

Once on a roadtrip with family and friends, I dreamed of/hallucinated a huge fucking spider crawling towards me and down the hotel wall, so I naturally got up and ran away from it. But we were all sharing a big hotel room and... I woke up curled on my parents' bed, between their feet, a choice I do not recall making, mind you. I was like 17 years old and nobody believed me because obviously there was no spider to be seen so I became the joke of the week 💀

[@shwoom]

@@t.k.5088 i would do the same thing, i am taking NO chances with a big spider real or hallucination

[@lpsfankanr1]

My ex would get up, apologize to me that he barged into my room uninvited, call me m'lady then start panicking and running around the room, searching for a door. It happened on multiple occasions.

[@asadacoehlo7964]

That’s the best. 😂

[@larapalma3744]

Played to Bennie Hill music

[@EEEEEEE36364]

What is he, a discord mod??

[@Pgutsy]

thats a keeper you shouldve kept him

[@FinnDanger-e3v]

Why would you break up with that

[@skyblock64]

I remember waking up in the family room at 4 am, standing in a starfish position, with the tv on at nearly full blast, and a calculator in my hand. I had absolutely no idea what was going on.

[@StillRose234]

One time when I was about 8, I came downstairs, sleepwalking. I had my hands cupped and insisted to my parents I had to take a spider outside. My mum is terrified of spiders and ran away. My dad tried to take the spider from me to put it outside. There was, in fact, no spider.

[@therobloxiangang3218]

prank her john

[@mistywhisp]

sounds like a cover up so you wouldn't get in trouble

[@finlandball1939]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[@jwalster9412]

@@finlandball1939 wth did you do to google translate?

[@finlandball1939]

@@jwalster9412 *I trolled it*

[@mahrinui18]

I once tried to sleepwalk to the bathroom to pee but couldn't figure out the door handle so my parents woke to me repeatedly slamming my head against the bathroom door like a zombie

[@kaleenar963]

Well that’s one way to use your head

[@jwalster9412]

*slam slam slam slam* I HAVE TO PIS--

[@languid-4535]

💀 imagine their terror lmao

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

Holy SHIT

[@-..l]

That's some horror movie shit.

[@macdri]

My brothers were having a sleep-over with two friends. Three of them woke up to see one of my brothers standing, staring out the window. When they tried to talk to him, he turned to them and declared, "THEY'RE NOT HERE NOW, THEY'RE IN ME!", and then lay back down. Needless to say, he was the only one who got any more sleep that night!

[@fa1ryf0x3s]

Having a sleepover with two friends. Three of them woke up?

[@macdri]

@@fa1ryf0x3s Yeah, "my brothers" both of them and their two friends, lol.

[@fa1ryf0x3s]

@@macdri Oop sorry misread!

[@naan000]

hey what the fuck

[@Dragon2o05]

My mom told me one morning when I woke up that I had slept walked last night. Apparently at midnight I walked to her bedroom and stopped at the foot of her bed yelling random things like “The dogs went to the good place!” and “You don’t deserve that after you hurt the fridge!” Mom tried to ask if I was okay and what I was so angry about, and all I did was yell back “NOTHING!” and walked back to my own bed.

[@THEGREATPAPYRUSSHOW]

the fuck did she do to the fridge?

[@user-ugyolbm]

At every family gathering my mum tells the story of how my sister once dreamt she was a cat and crawled around her room on her hands and knees while meowing in a horrifyingly accurate manner. She wouldn’t wake up for a few minutes even when shaken vigorously, scared my mum shitless. She says she thought she was possessed or something lmao

[@IceCandyVirika]

OMG XD

[@jwalster9412]

That's.. that's uncanny.

[@NotASpyPootis]

hey, meowing accurately is normal, let her meow

[@p4nda885-alt]

burn it

[@Stupid_Neko_Gamer]

teach me your way's mam. how can i mewow like you. i wanna scare my brother and parents shitless aswell.

[@lastchanc3stars]

While sleepwalking I walked around the house while screaming, "I'M FUCKING SCARED," and when my brother tried waking me up I told him "Are the triangles equilateral yet?" I woke up behind the couch. The dream was the house flooding with isoceles triangles because I didn't cut them as equilaterals.

[@Bicentennial007]

What letters in math does to a mf

[@halcyon_exb]

@@Bicentennial007fr

[@stellleo]

@user-hm1sf8rx1h Truuuuuue

[@haXXiGD]

@@Bicentennial007 lol

[@ekris5072]

What too much math homework does to a man

[@emcustard]

When I was in first grade, I got pneumonia and could hardly sleep at all due to the coughing and needing to take medicine every four hours. My mom moved me into her room so she could monitor and comfort me. I remember I woke up from a nap in the living room and started crying that I had been moved out of her bedroom while asleep. I was inconsolable. Turns out I had sleptwalked out of bed, grabbed a snack from the pantry, turned on the tv and told mom I wanted to be a Disney Princess.

[@PANZERFAUST90]

sleep-walked*

[@jennifergibson4733]

Lol

[@soupcangaming662]

@@PANZERFAUST90 no.

[@PANZERFAUST90]

@@soupcangaming662 yes You can't have two past tenses in a hyphenated verb.

[@ChaosCorrupt3d]

@PANZERFAUST90 WATCH ME MATE!!! ILL DO IT!!

[@pixelbee8349]

When I was a little younger, I almost became a missing person, because me and my dad were camping on a mountain, in separate tents, I sleepwalked out of my tent, away from the campsite, and woke up in the forest, pointing up the mountain towards a weird cave, and it started raining. Convinced myself it was a dream, took a piss, and went back to sleep (with my glasses on, for...some reason.) It happened a second time when my whole family was camping, but my mum woke up and prevented me from climbing a mountain, totally unequipped, at 9 years old, in my sleep. I did the same thing at a hotel once, and had to yell into a telephone in the lobby for a good five minutes before anyone came. Also, one time I sleepwalked into the garage and ate two full-size bags of swedish fish.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Bruh💀

[@willowphoenix5926]

One time, my sister sleepwalked all the way to school, including getting ready, getting on the bus, etc. She woke up in front of her locker. Her shirt was inside-out, but that was the only thing wrong. Seeing all these makes me realize just how incredibly lucky she was...

[@iwantabigpiece]

wait who tf was driving the bus at night and how did she get in the school

[@willowphoenix5926]

@iwantabigpiece It was at the school's starting time. Her alarm didn't wake her up, she just did her entire morning routine in her sleep, perfectly on time.

[@iwantabigpiece]

@@willowphoenix5926 bruh I need to get on her level

[@makuru.42]

@@willowphoenix5926 sigma grind

[@Soumya_108]

She likes school ..too much.

[@talk_it_through4730]

When my brother was a kid he wandered into our parent's bedroom in the middle of the night. He woke our mum up with the blankest look on his face and said "there's something in my feather box". This continued with many variations along the lines of "guess what's in my feather box" and "oh no something's in there" for a solid five minutes before suddenly shouting "THERE'S FEATHERS IN MY FEATHER BOX" and then he left and went back to bed. He's never slept walked before or since.

[@Nutella2004]

THERE ARE FEATHERS IN YOUR FEATHER BOX!!!

[@audiovisualcringe]

feather box mfs when they find feathers in the feather box:

[@meridaskywalker7816]

This is one of the funniest so far🤣

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Wtf is a feather box?!😂🤣 Holy crow! I can't breathe!🤣😂☠️

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@moonlightalpha1909]

My twin sister has done a few odd things while sleepwalking. One time while we were staying over at our grandparents, she stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed a gallon of orange juice out of the fridge, walked back to the doorway of our bedroom, and proceeded to pour the orange juice onto the floor. Another time she, again, wandered into the kitchen, grabbed a handtowel, ran back into our room, jumped onto our bed and started yelling "I'M A FREAKIN' LEGENDARY POKEMON!!" while waving the towel around in a circular motion. Somehow, I didn't wake up either time despite sharing a room with her.

[@DullntKez]

Does she know what pokemon she was?

[@moonlightalpha1909]

@@DullntKez I asked and she said that she thought it might've been Suicune, but she's not 100% sure. XP

[@Asexual_and_fabulous]

Dreaming about being a Pokemon sounds like something my brother would do xD

[@princessc0108]

Nice :D

[@osheridan]

@@moonlightalpha1909 You asked later on or?

[@r_murray]

one night i walked into my parents room when they were sleeing because i had a bad dream. my mum was patting my dad on the back and saying "you got this! keep pushing! you can achieve your goal" and my dad was kind of just laying there. the next morning i asked dad about it and he says "yeah... you get used to it..." my sister is a sleepwalker as well and when i was a lot younger, i remember she always used to come into my room and just stand there staring at me. i got used to it eventually until one time she got real close and whispered "the lion in the wall is telling me to worship satan". the lion in the wall was my biggest fear before and after that.

[@maxfilmsdotcom7079]

My aunt Carrie used to be a sleepwalker before she was in a car accident and was paralyzed. So now she is mostly a sleep talker but sometimes tries to move out of her wheelchair and one day my uncle Joel woke up to find her laying on the floor talking about how her legs won’t work and to help her drive to Walmart.

[@darkminstrel2041]

I'm unabashedly cackling at her misfortune.

[@maxfilmsdotcom7079]

@@bananabreadloaf probably and that makes me feel bad for her even more because she used to be in her college track team

[@aliehs.l]

i read this in matts voice

[@A_Frog_On_The_Ceiling]

The car accident is sad but WHAT THE HECK-

[@Reveluvvs]

@@A_Frog_On_The_Ceiling I mean, where do you go to get new legs besides walmart?

[@kenajgold]

My grandma found my cousin once in the kitchen when he was about six or seven. He put every single yoghurt from the fridge on the chairs and tried to peel the carrots with the biggest knife they had. My grandma only woke up because he went into my grandparents bedroom to get the iron. Turns out he wanted to iron the carrots and make a yoghurt carrot soup on the chairs

[@smashthesubscribebutton]

Sounds like something I’ll try to do in my period

[@Firewolf_alpha]

@imeanitguys same here lol

[@Brikiboi69]

That’s weird

[@ipoopcats69]

@@Firewolf_alphathis is from his alt, I had no memory of writing that on my main.

[@nateplayz8555]

It amazes me how many cognitive functions you can do while sleep walking

[@mrparakeet]

Same lmao

[@guidinglight9082]

and how wrong we can do them

[@jordanlaquey5325]

most if not all of these are made up

[@demonmysterykid3343]

I kicked my dad in the balls well sleepwalking I think semi awake because I remember him screaming but nothing else.

[@TREYTYLER-ls9us]

some people have even sleeped drove there car not well but they did drive

[@bellethilrancthalion1109]

During an overnight visit a girl from my school sat up straight in bed, stared at me with terrifyingly wide eyes and told me to watch out for the mushrooms. I’m remembering it for the rest of my life.

[@WuhHuh]

movie sonic possessed her for a few seconds

[@melissacooper8724]

Sounds like she was playing too many Super Mario Brothers games! 😂

[@t4ylor_hfjONE]

i think you ned to watch out for the mushrooms

[@AlczcleduGrudo]

They say it's easy to find mushroomland. It's the way back that might prove a tiny bit more difficult.

[@revenevan11]

A few of these are absolutely terrifying to me! The idea of chipping your teeth while asleep, or of sleep-driving, or of quitting your job... 0_0 absolute nightmare! (Pun intended) Most of the rest are hilarious tho 😅👍

[@jwalster9412]

I guess he didn't like his job lol.

[@adrih8694]

The ones about people peeing is horrid to me. Even if it is unconscious, I don't think I'd associate with someone after that.

[@mm-qq7bb]

@@adrih8694 Why tho

[@aesthetix3398]

@@mm-qq7bb adri still wets his bed

[@coldtaboo]

My one experience with sleepwalking/talking has been my mum catching me babbling manically as a child about broccoli before making the dangerous trip downstairs to find some (she followed me to ensure I survived my mission). I did not, in fact, find the broccoli. Additionally I didn’t even like broccoli. It literally never happened again (that we know of LOL). My mum on the other hand has terrified me with her sleeptalking. Literally 2 months ago she screamed “heeeelp meeee” and “saaaaave me” in a drawn out way like a wailing banshee in the early hours of the morning.

[@thatoneguywithhorns3774]

yea same. the mother screaming part.

[@WickedPhase]

Off topic but nice pfp!

[@tofu8472]

A kid in my hometown apparently sleepwalked 2 kilometers in his pyjamas, in the night, during the winter, in -20˚C weather, with over a meter of snow, to his grandparents house. No idea how he made it there and didnt freeze to death. He was fine.

[@airconditionedBreeze]

That's like a 20 minute walk damn

[@catcatcat124]

People must awaken their inner GPS.

[@luciusharrison3544]

"Didnt I fall to sleep in my bed? Did my grandparents come over?"

[@UR_CAMERA_INSULTED_ME]

@@luciusharrison3544**fall asleep**

[@Brikiboi69]

Cool

[@ace_of_hearts_189]

One time, my friend told me that her brother sleepwalked into her room while she was awake, blankly stared at her, said the word “cheese” and face planted onto the floor. He instantly woke up and acted like he had just been chased a million miles. This is just what I heard from my friend, mind you, I have no idea whether or not it’s real.

[@azurehanyo]

My partner leapt up while dead asleep, peered through the window blinds, and urgently bid me to "MAKE THE TEA!" before lying peacefully back down as if nothing had happened.

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

This is something I would do in my sleep tbh.

[@electricmonster1414]

Did you make the tea?

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

I also need to be informed of whether or not you had then made the tea...and if so... Did your partner enjoy said tea?

[@azurehanyo]

I did not make the tea. I am a failure.

[@electricmonster1414]

@@azurehanyo How dare you not make the tea. You are a big failure.

[@Chicken4War]

One time i walked into my parent's room, woke up my mom and said "Mom, this mushroom belongs to Italy!" Several times while pointing in another direction. It's the only time i've sleepwalked. I was taking a new medication when it happened.

[@LendriMujina]

Mama mia.

[@NotASpyPootis]

chris pratt is here

[@Java_Protogen]

@@NotASpyPootis *wahoo*

[@TheFunnyMushroomGuy]

But I don't want to go to Italy!

[@Camryn-t9l]

​@@TheFunnyMushroomGuy Sorry pal, it's your destiny

[@alycat2804]

First time I ever sleeptalked, I yelled for my disabled mum to come upstairs to me. Asked her for a glass of water in my sleep. My mum, bless her heart, made it back downstairs and back up with the water, only for me to argue with her, still asleep, that I never asked for a glass of water and I hate the stuff. Didn't understand why she was so pissed when I woke up the next morning

[@youtubeviewerxx]

I remember that for my whole childhood, every time I woke up I had my feet on my pillow and my head where my feet should have been. Aparently, I also laughed when turning around.

[@EnriDev1102]

My parents always say I sleepwalk a lot. Yesterday I had to sleep in the sofa since my parents said “I was so mad they couldn’t bring me up the stairs” 💀

[@Spongyboi897]

I remember sleepwalking like a zombie to my grandma's room My grandma woke up and saw me sleepwalking and told me something, I responded with a loud zombie-like growl.

[@EnriDev1102]

@@Spongyboi897 lol wth

[@daisy3840]

SKULL EMOJI

[@FathomRaven]

Why do you have a recolored polymars logo lol

[@elsandwich7481]

@@EnriDev1102 now this could be really weird or normal depending on how old you are.

[@qaasimmirza5208]

I once got up in the middle of the night, pluged my guitar into the amp and started playing heavy metal. My dad came in and asked me what the f*** i was doing. I just grunted, turned off the amp and went back to bed. I don't remember any of this and was told about it in the morning.

[@NorthyStarrs]

i dont sleepwalk, but the other day i was inexplicably so wacked out (still dont know why or what i did to achieve) that i legitimately thought i was dreaming in a Costco food court. Ordered a slice of pepperoni pizza, cried over it because it was such a beautiful shade of orange, ate the pepperonis, also crying about how crispy they were, and then described the cheese as "fluffy" to my highly concerned mother. I then ordered another slice of pepperoni pizza, forgetting money is a thing in "The Waking World" and my mother gave me the two dollars i needed for it. Proceeded to cry in front of the extremly freaked out guy working behind the counter when I realized that this giant slice of amazingly greasy yet delicious pepperoni pizza was only two dollars. Ate both slices of pizza while staring intently at my cup of soda because the pepsi cup was blue and I had never seen such a beautiful shade of blue. Insisted this was the coolest Sam's Club I'd ever been to and wandered off to the pillow section and cried over a fluffy pillow with faux fur on the outside. I still dont know why I thought I was dreaming and why colors were so intensely vibrant. My mom slammed her fist on my hand at one point to try and snap me out of it, but I only jumped and looked at my hand and asked if my hands were always so small.

[@jake_from_statefarm7209]

Did someone lace something you ate/drank? Sounds like a hallucinogenic experience. Maybe you were microdosing?

[@NorthyStarrs]

@@jake_from_statefarm7209 nah, I think my medications need to be changed.

[@eugenie8661]

Jfc those meds HIT lmao

[@crustaceanfungus7556]

fluffy cheese???? also hi!

[@audiovisualcringe]

them gas station edibles finally hit after several months

[@mysweetsweetginger6225]

3:58 - job was so bad that he sleepwalked out from it

[@riverofrandomness8477]

I had this conversation in my language arts class today. A kid in my class said he once got up and made eggs while asleep. The teacher also has a cousin who got up in the middle of the night during a sleepover, went to the fridge, got a big bottle of cherry coke, went back to the sleeping bag, poured the coke all over the sleeping bag, and went back to sleep. In the cherry coke sleeping bag.

[@Sheashay101]

I bet that was a pleasant thing to wake up to

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

I am laughing my arse off envisioning him waking up to such a mess!😂🤣

[@aarepelaa1142]

Reminds of a moment when i was in a fever i thought about if I was dreaming or not on the toilet thirsty, then proceeded to fucking drink soap because if nothings real i can just drink soap instead of water.

[@aarepelaa1142]

Reminds of a moment when i was in a fever i thought about if I was dreaming or not on the toilet thirsty, then proceeded to fucking drink soap because if nothings real i can just drink soap instead of water. Fair to say it wasn't too great.

[@riverofrandomness8477]

@@aarepelaa1142 😂

[@ipherial2929]

I once got up, turned my shirt inside out and put it on backwards, went downstairs, sat in the doorway to my mom's office, repeated "I'm not sleepy" about 10 times, yelled "CANNED BEANS EAT LIKE BEANS", and proceeded to walk back up to my bedroom and lay down on the floor while repeatedly punching it. I woke up that morning after having a dream about two xenomorphs having a contest over which one could open the most bean cans with a crowbar.

[@kantraa]

"all dreams have a meaning"

[@smallguitarmomyt5871]

That is the best thing I have read today

[@genericname2747]

​​@@kantraa the meaning to this dream is canned beans

[@guidinglight9082]

what how did your brain- no you know what I'm just not gonna ask..

[@samueltrusik3251]

WHAT

[@LadyLunanova]

A sleepwalking story a kind lady who lives across the street told me was how she climbed out of a 3 story window while asleep, she's now permanently stuck in a wheelchair. I've been terrified of sleepwalking ever since

[@Smileythebuilding]

The day before I slept walked, I was in a hotel, and I moved to a different hotel, the last hotel had a balcony with low fences that where 17 story’s high, I’ve been terrified that if I slept walked the day before I could’ve jumped off the balcony

[@airconditionedBreeze]

Every athlete's worst nightmare

[@TheMemesMason..WhatDoTheyMean]

I know I’m horribly late but everyone else eventually shares their story so here we go: I was sleeping in the living room with my parents one night, when suddenly I just sprung up, went into the kitchen without turning the light on (which for me is a huge deal) grabbed a napkin, went to a table next to where I was sleeping and started to wipe it. When my parents asked me what I was doing, I said “there’s a spill…I have to clean it.” Then, I left the napkin there and just went back into bed. Next morning, there was a napkin on the table, I asked “why is there a napkin on the table?” And my parents told me what I just told you. 😂

[@poppythedogofwonders]

My brother once walked into my mothers room to tell her that his toy soldiers were shooting him in the face. Apparently his face just felt weird so his asleep brain decided it must have been those damn toy traitors. The only other time I recall him sleep talking was him ordering a mcflurry.

[@rachelcookie321]

One time in my sleep I had bad period pain and in my dream my brain interpreted it as really needing to pee. So when I woke up I assumed I needed to pee and was very confused when I went toilet and barely any urine came out and the pain persisted. It took me a good minute to realise it was period cramps. So I can understand him interpreting it as that even if his reasoning was a bit weirder.

[@JeezAlax]

It's really something when your sleepwalking self can make a better meal than your awake self.

[@elsandwich7481]

There's gotta be a story behind this one

[@TimelyWalnut]

One time my mum sleepwalked around the house, tilting all the paintings, and then cried out "There's too many levels!". The next day she accused ME of tilting the paintings, because it was 'something I would do'.

[@Sheashay101]

_Is_ it something you would do?

[@Solesteam]

well, _*is"_ it something you would do if she hadn't beaten you to it in her sleep?

[@smashthesubscribebutton]

Imagine sneakily getting your device, recording it and showing it to her when everyone’s up. *Oh, so it was ME that did it, but you got your phone at 3am?*

[@MOVEDCHANNELLLSS]

I love this comment section, it’s like the video never ended because I still get absolutely golden sleepwalking tales

[@LendriMujina]

One time my mom sleepwalked into the kitchen, prepared a frozen cheeseburger, chopped up a tomato to put on it, then put a pickle on top of her head and went back to her room. I told her about it when she woke up. Apparently the pickle thing was something her dad used to do to be silly with her when she was a kid.

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

Awww

[@idonthaveanynameideasyetlmao]

awh, that’s nice

[@pspauloplayz4295]

what happened to the burger

[@LendriMujina]

@@pspauloplayz4295She woke up with it and wondered how it got there. She thought me or my brother made it at first, that's when we told her about what happened and then she told us about the pickle thing.

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

HOW DID SHE NOT CUT HER FINGERS?

[@memester2909]

My best friend sleepwalks. One night she starts sleep baking cornbread. She got up, opened the box, got a bowl, and without turning the oven on put it to bake after mixing it thoroughly with nothing else but her finger. Another time she crawled onto my bed while we were having a sleepover and decided that she was going to snuggle with a loaf of bread. Not kidding Edit: forgot my own. When I was like 5 or 6, I was running in a dream which resulted with me running directly into a door, more directly the door knob. I only remember this because I woke up with a massive headache after running straight into said door.

[@sulaimanali1120]

I once got into trouble because I apparently woke up my brother from screaming hello from the stairs. The only root cause of this was probably because I watched someone steal a gold necklace the day before

[@aaainainaina]

When my sister was very small, she was caught collecting underwear from her drawer. My mom asked her “Paula, what are you doing?” She said “collecting flowers”. 💀

[@lilmmingler]

Funny

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

😂

[@Danny30108]

😂

[@toiletfrog24]

we were wearing flowers all this time?!

[@Americanamaya]

⁠@@toiletfrog24ye..

[@Crimson_Screwball3446]

3:41 it's okay, he's doing his best electric fan impression. Leave him be.

[@allyourpcarebelongtous8744]

I slept-walked into my brother's bedroom while he was asleep, picked him up, dumped him outside, then crawled into his bed and went to sleep. Woke up the next morning confused as fuck as to why I was in his room to find him in the kitchen crying with a bruised up face.

[@elsandwich7481]

Are you sure you didn't do it on purpose? I have little siblings too, I understand.

[@LineOfThy]

what the actual f-

[@allyourpcarebelongtous8744]

@@elsandwich7481 lol i can easily see my brother saying this to me =P. But no it legit happened and I was absolutely confused. I was like why was I in your bed and he started yelling and crying that I picked him up and dumped him outside. I apparently didn't say anything to him, either. I just did it. Granted this was when we were little (I'm in my 40's now and my brother in his 50's). I have never slept walked since that night, either. So no idea wtf happened.

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Idk wtf... But I laughed SO FRIGGIN HARD when I read the last bit of this.😂🤣😂🤣

[@electrizgamer3182]

anyone else kinda want to see matt reenact the one where they poured cereal on the floor while cackling maniacally?

[@ashleylavora6979]

I do!!!!! It would be so funny!

[@ar1a.luvs.nirv4na.]

Me🙋‍♀️

[@carlycarmine3858]

That would be hilarious

[@smashthesubscribebutton]

YAHAHHHAHAHAA *pours cereal on the floor* YAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHH

[@beek.4860]

I am a prolific sleep-talker and occasional walker. Nowadays it's mostly confined to the talking part, aside from the time I ate an entire cookie in my sleep, but as a kid I used to walk around the house in the middle of the night every so often, giggling like a maniac. My poor parents probably lived in a horror movie.

[@Thehudats]

Mine was as follows: I was crashed out on the couch with my dad nearby (other couch) I think we were watching tv or youtube. I had a large container full of peanut butter filled pretzels in the shapes of pillows. My dad told me in the following morning that while I was asleep, I picked up the container and muttered "isn't it obvious?" Makes me giggle every time I think of it

[@FinnDanger-e3v]

It is obvious

[@That_Woodchuck]

One of my friends is a dancer. One night, she sleepwalked to the kitchen and started doing her dance routine. She had no idea it had even happened until her mom told her about it in the morning.

[@darkminstrel2041]

Half of me wants this to be ballet, the other half wants her to be a club dancer. The connotations of one is SO MUCH worse than the other.

[@That_Woodchuck]

@@darkminstrel2041 haha no it’s more like ballet, she was in middle school when this happened 😂 I didn’t even think about the other kind of dancing until you said this

[@DryWallMockery]

@@That_Woodchuck bro your pfp is of a carpet I used to have. i had to look twice to make sure I was looking at it right

[@Ender_On_Pawzz]

I recall like seven years ago when I was 6, my little sleepwalking brain decided I would walk into my little brothers room, sit on his bed, and laugh...all with my eyes closed and my terrified brother hiding under the covers

[@solri9302]

Same to me, but it was my mom's bed instead

[@amalgamation3679]

I recently sleepwalked, unlocked the door to the garden, and sat in a bush. I woke myself up, scared as shit, hobbling back into my room. Then I slept walk again and got a glass of milk.

[@s.lytherin_vibes9820]

I think it's sleepwalked instead of slept walk

[@TheFunnyMushroomGuy]

M I L K

[@thedarklrd6714]

@@TheFunnyMushroomGuy malk

[@robertclark2253]

My uncle used to play darts in his sleep with actual darts . Stayed the night at a friends house and he got up walked out the front door . I was awake so I followed him as he proceeded to walk around the block and past the fire station . How he never got run over is beyond me . Finally he got home sat down for a few minutes then wide awake he asked if I wanted a cup of coffee as if nothing had happened .

[@pyrofromtf2]

Once in my sleep, I filled an entire notebook with made up Florida Man headlines, but it's weird things I have done before. "Florida Man toasts bread with flamethrower" for example.

[@WONDERBOIY]

@@pyrofromtf2That sounds like a thing he would do, did he die? Because he's the one to always catch on fire.

[@pyrofromtf2]

@@WONDERBOIY yes.

[@WONDERBOIY]

@@pyrofromtf2 Cool

[@pyrofromtf2]

@@WONDERBOIY thanks.

[@sutorippuwebmaster8783]

Happened to a friend of mine after he started taking sleeping pills. Nothing wrong the first few nights, then the next thing he knows after going to bed one night, he's sitting in his car in a McDonald's parking lot at 7 AM, in the drive-thru, apparently having ordered three egg McMuffins and a cup of chocolate sauce. Said McDonald's was four counties over. What woke him up was the sound of a cop tapping on his window, believing him to be drunk.

[@parknich081]

i dont think those were sleeping pills my guy

[@kfcccccxc]

@@parknich081 me neither 😭

[@ionic7777]

I can’t imagine trying to explain that to a cop, although I don’t think it would be sleepwalking since they definitely would have been in a wreck if it were

[@kevinpark1]

@@ionic7777 actually no when your sleepwalking your eyes are open and your brain can still process images so it's entirely possible that they drove exactly how they would have if they were awake

[@NightSkyCC_]

Did he manage to explain to the police he was sleepwalking tho??

[@juliefarrell6688]

According to my mom, I was repeatadly getting up, wandering around my bedroom, opening and closing my closet, getting back in bed, getting up again, and apprently wandering downstairs, back upstairs, and then back in my bed for the final time, all while talking to a dude named "Reason" and how we had to find "Rhyme"

[@SamuelTrademarked]

Guess you had no rhyme or reason to be wandering around.

[@exotic1405]

Sometimes the jokes write themselves

[@SamuelTrademarked]

@@exotic1405 i guess, still thought my addition was funny.

[@northwindkey]

Is your name Beat by any chance? Cause if so it makes sense why you'd be so eager to find Rhyme.

[@lisachiappetti6092]

^^^^^^shout out to the person above me I literally love you because I was gonna say, "what is this, the phantom tollbooth?" Great minds think alike my dude! ✋️

[@kaikoifishy]

Woke up at 4 am to my mom wandering about in her sleep. My favorite moments inlcude her getting a cup, pouring water into it, drinking it, and saying "ugh. Thats good juice" then, taking another sip, and spitting it out, saying, "there's bugs in it." Finally, her looking into another, empty cup, and started historically laughing after making a fart noise inside it.

[@CharaDreemurX]

*laughs in history*

[@ehrenloserscythe69420]

One time when I was sick I was sleepwalking into the kitchen, took three forks out of the drawer and put them in various places in the living room. When my father asked me what I was doing, I said I was doing it "for the lines". I remember I had a dream about some kind of construction made out of lines (??) and I needed to put all the forks there to keep them alive (although I hated them and wanted them to die, wow, that makes no sense). I cried as my father tried to get me back to sleep lol. The next day I remembered everything of my sleepwalking experience, I could even recall my thoughts during it, but I thought it was just a dream until my parents cleared it up ahaha

[@crashoutt-mahone]

I had a moment where I stood in the kitchen doorway and was yelling at my dad trying to search in my head for english words. All I really wanted to do was grab a glass of water

[@smashthesubscribebutton]

Remember yelling in my hallway while everyone was asleep “get your ass out of my mouth”

[@justsomerandomaccount]

Do it for the line!

[@o-mega7515]

My mom seems to be aware of my presence while she's asleep. I go up to her, not aware of the fact that she's asleep, and I'll ask her something. She'll give some sort of nonsensical answer, and I'm like "what?" The most memorable one was when she said, "Fred the puppet." I ask, "Who's Fred the puppet?" She goes, "No! He's a TV show! Fred the TV show!"

[@IceCandyVirika]

I actually had something similiar with my mom many times!

[@meridaskywalker7816]

@@IceCandyVirika Same. It must be a secret superpower moms have

[@ioszeged7274]

how is this real💀

[@bethybee565]

My mom does this too. It’s very unnerving when I haven’t realized she’s dozed off on the couch and she starts talking to Captain Kangaroo…

[@o-mega7515]

@@bethybee565 captain kangaroo and Fred the TV show must be some sort of duo only visible to moms

[@Antifearn]

I once sleepwalked the night after Halloween one year in high school and woke up the following morning to discover a bunch of fun-sized KitKat bars I got from Trick-or-Treating scattered in front of my closet in my room. I actually had an extremely disturbing nightmare that my music teacher expelled me from our school’s advanced orchestra (meaning I’d have to go back to the crappy beginners orchestra) and screamed at me in front of my classmates because I stole the king-sized KitKats she was going to share with her husband. I ran out of school crying, and realized that getting her a bunch of smaller KitKat bars would make up for the predicament. Now I can’t think of KitKat bars without thinking of my high school orchestra teacher. Thanks Mrs. Conway…

[@glamethyst9144]

I never sleep talk or sleepwalk, but this morning, I woke up to myself saying "aaaah, pamplemousse" in this very relaxed voice. I have absolutely no idea what I was dreaming about.

[@joanneaugust6611]

A friend of mine once studied a bit too much before a maths test. Her mum came into her room upon hearing a noise, and she found my friend going through all of her school stuff. When asked what she was doing, my friend replied: "I can't find the decimal places!"

[@ainikyu551]

The closest thing I’ve experienced to this is when I deeply zoned out but my body was in autopilot, so I was just aimlessly walking around my house like a zombie, and when I snapped back out of my mind,I was suddenly holding a half eaten bagel what felt like came out of no where at the time. Took me a bit to remember what I did and how I got it.

[@JukoYT]

I got that while playing need for speed carbon, 15 minutes just dissapeared as i zoned out

[@spiritedaway0tutu]

That sounds a lot like dissociation. That’s roughly what happens when I dissociate anyway.

[@audiovisualcringe]

moon knight:

[@fantasticbirdblue]

You became a lost soul for a second there, some hippie souls probably had to save you.

[@dying_inside_help]

I do that to

[@dtebarrett]

Used to have a picture by the top bunk of my bunk bed. Woke up in the morning a few times with the pictures carefully placed all the way across the room. Also one time was caught by my family guiding a helicopter onto my wardrobe to land. But the best one was when I woke up to my lampshade completely pummelled and destroyed on the floor and vaguely have some memory of feeling incredibly compelled to do this in my sleep.

[@JontyMaster]

Imagine just laying back watching TV at midnight and all of a sudden some middle-aged man starts banging on your door shouting "Fire! Fire!" XD

[@Kyoobur9000]

Imagine just chilling in the comment section and all of the sudden I show up.

[@doublepegleg9755]

Damn I wish I knew about this one sooner. Well if you ever make a part 2 just know this: My dad slept walk, he taped Christmas lights onto the wall in the shape of a Christian cross, completely naked. He also said while sleep walking "I'm gonna stick a cracker in the toaster, and I'm gonna burn it!" And yes, he burnt it and almost the entire house down with it. he also made scones with a single M&M inside too.

[@jennifergibson4733]

Amazing dad he must have been proud

[@gabieldenstierna]

I haven't sleepwalked but my mum has a story about an ex that she found in their bathroom wearing only his underwear and a leather jacket, hugging HAM. When asked wtf he was doing, his explanation was apparently "it might get cold, and i was hungry!"

[@Reverie876]

My best friend sleepwalk every once in a WHILE. I shall say a few things as context.... When she was little (like 3-7) she took piano lessons, however she did not like it because she was not good at it. So she quit and never touched it since. Years later, (10 years) I slept over at her house and in the middle of the night I heard her get up, I first thought she was just probably using the restroom, but then I heard the piano playing in the living room. So I got up and I see her motionless body (other than her fingers and hands) playing the piano with eyes shut. It was so beautiful and impressive but it also freaked me out SO MUCH.... Keep in mind she hadn't played in 10 YEARS AND IT WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS BAD AT IT. AT THIS MOMENT IT SOUNDED LIKE SHE HAD DONE IT FOR YEARS... After a while of just watching her in shock, I walked to her and tapped her shoulder and said "Hey.... are you awake?" and then her eyes just opened and she looked at me with a blank face for like 5 seconds (but to me it felt so much longer...) (ps she is the type of person who would break out laughing if she tried making any kind of joke, face, or if she tried to look at you with a "serious look" she would die laughing before 1 second in so I knew she couldn't have been pranking me) She then got up, went to her room, and got back in bed like nothing had ever happened.... I just stood there a while... I went back to bed too but I did not sleep very well that night lol. That morning, when she got up, I told her what happened and she didn't believe me... She asked what the song was and I said I couldn't remember the name of it... I just knew what it sounded like. Hours later, I remembered out of nowhere it was from the nutcracker. So I looked up "songs from the nutcracker" and eventually found it. I showed her the video and she says "....I never even learned that song" She still does not believe me to this day... Edit: I forgot to show the song she was playing hehe.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5K1amWvhrqGbdU

[@flooferdooper6206]

Hey uh....I think your friend got possessed

[@Reverie876]

@@flooferdooper6206 Honestly, ngl I thought about that at one point 😅... When she told me that she never even learned that song but was playing it PERFECTLY.... I got chills...

[@haXXiGD]

Holy shit

[@Eccentric_Fish]

that was not your friend.

[@local_rogue_murder_gone_rogue]

DAMN??

[@Nathaley]

Omg so many good stories. I sleepwalked a lot as a child, and still do occasionally. I'll list a few of my favourites: - My mum walked in to my room to check on me to find me sat bolt upright in bed. She apparently asked me "are you awake?" And I looked straight at her and replied "of course I'm not awake" and lay back down like some sort of possessed demon child. - I once walked into my parents room, I think about 6/7 years old, with an armful of vhs tapes. I then started placing them on the bed one by one whilst explaining "so this is the kidney... this is the liver..." and so on. What on earth was I dreaming about. - A recent one. My partner woke up to me sitting up in bed and pulling the covers off him, scrunching them up at the foot of the bed. He asked me what I was doing, and I told him I was "making spaghetti". Also, not sleepwalking, but I love to keep track of stuff my partner says in his sleep. My two favourites are: - in a very sexy, seductive voice: "Ah, I see. So, eventually you'll depolarise my anatomy. Interesting" and - "Oooh yeah, bebe. That's wrong and you're wrong"

[@CharaDreemurX]

This is amazing!

[@justvibin1447]

My mom had a pretty bad sleepwalking habit while I was growing up. The worst was when she fell down a flight of stairs while sleepwalking and crashed through the balcony window. Thankfully, that was a one time incident, and we moved to a 1 story house a couple years after. She was still sleepwalking of course. I knew when she'd done it because I'd always find a bowl of cereal in the microwave.

[@TheClumsyChicken]

I basically never sleepwalk (as far as I know) but once I apparently stumbled out of my bed, went to the kitchen, grabbed a banana, and threw it as hard as I possibly could at my brother’s bedroom door and ran away. I woke up halfway down the stairs…

[@sulaimanali1120]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Throwing sleep banana weapons.🤣😂🤣😂☠️

[@FlipTheScreen]

Every so often I'll have an episode of anxiety in my sleep, most of the time I just start sleep-talking loudly, however it occasionally turns into sleepwalking. The most notable story I have been told of to this day about my sleepwalking is one day I walked into my grandma's kitchen while my parents were out and proceeded to 'aggressively piss myself'.

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

😂 This reminds me of my middle son when he was around 5 days old. He got REALLY mad one day because he had a wet diaper(totally understandable) so I went to change him...thing is, he apparently wasn't done peeing(even though his diaper was full) as, during the middle of the diaper change, he just started to wizz all over again.... Right into his own face. The more angry and upset he became, the more he peed in his face. I kept trying to cover him until he was finished...but this went on for around 5-10 mins straight. Everytime I'd move the diaper to finish changing him, he's pee more! Then I'd cover him and he'd stop! I was laughing so hard after the shocker of it all, that I couldn't breathe... But I was also panicking and had to let my husband take over, because I didn't know how to "fix the situation"....and because the laughter hit and I got really weak. 😅😂🤣😂🤣

[@thedarklrd6714]

@@rebeccahherdener2068 well I can tell you're gonna be embarrassing him with that someday

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

@@thedarklrd6714 lmao. He thinks the story is hilarious. I've told it to him and his siblings, and they told it to their friends. Embarrassed isn't really a word he goes with. Hilarious/funny things are his fav, and that story is absolutely hilarious to him. He gets his love of laughter from me.💕

[@idonthaveanynameideasyetlmao]

don’t know if this counts as sleep walking but 12 year old me got out of the shower, dressed, and the moment i picked up my bathing suit to put it in the dirty clothes basket, it was like i lost consciousness for a second. i don’t know what the hell was happening but my mind was blank, i didn’t blink either, i just walked downstairs and started aggressively shoving my bathing suit in the trashcan. my grandparents woke me up from this weird trance by asking me if i was okay

[@AverageBloxxer-425]

The only time i’ve sleepwalked, i slowly lifted my head at 2:00 in the morning and yelled my sisters name repeatedly as if she died, what my mum did when she heard, slowly pushed my head back down

[@chocolotteplush]

I watched this video while taking a dump in a public toilet, laughing crazily the entire time. I don’t regret it.

[@noahbomb]

Lol same what on earth

[@elsandwich7481]

Awesome mate, I hope noone was around 💀💀

[@chrisbrowne239]

I have two stories from my youth: Apparently, I once went into my parents bedroom, turned on their light, stared intensely, said nothing, and then left. Then once they'd turned the light off, I did it again about 5 minutes later. And another time, I apparently went all the way downstairs, to the kitchen, took out a knife from a drawer, went to the fridge, opened some jam, closed the fridge and started slathering the jam on the door of the fridge like it was an enormous slice of toast. Weirdest thing is, I don't even really eat either jam or toast while awake so fuck knows what asleep me was trying to accomplish

[@sulaimanali1120]

I once got into trouble for accidentally waking up my brother. Apparently I walked downstairs at 7am and shouted hello. When I was questioned about this from my unfortunate brother, I said I had no knowledge of it

[@Birb_in_da_hat]

I remember when I went on a trip to America, and my parents decided to take the train there and back. Both times when I woke up on the train the next day, I was upside down in my chair. I thought (and told people) for about 7 years that I had managed to flip myself over in my sleep. I found out later that my brother and dad were having a silent argument. My brother would flip me upside down and my dad would flip me back. I slept through the whole thing and my brother won both times

[@LavetnoSiberiade]

epic

[@jwalster9412]

Sleep arguing??

[@Birb_in_da_hat]

@@jwalster9412 no no, they were wide awake and very aware of what they were doing. I thought that I had been sleepwalking.

[@jwalster9412]

@@Birb_in_da_hat you have strange family.

[@Birb_in_da_hat]

@@jwalster9412 I am very well aware of this fact. I'm quite certain that I am the most normal of us and my co workers call me crazy.

[@L00z3rB01]

I sleepwalked ONCE. It was when I was 8 or 9-ish. My little sis was just born. She was crying my mom said I got out of bed, put her blanket back on her, and went back to sleep

[@The_lamb_sauce]

You’re instincts kicked it ig

[@ameliegonissen7154]

When I was around 12, I woke up sitting in my closet with both of my parents laughing in front of it. I apparently hid in my closet while sleepwalking, my mom used to come check on us before going to bed, found me sleeping in my closet and she thought it was more important to call my dad so he’d have a good laugh than to wake me up and get me back in my bed 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Neither of my parents slept with their eyes half open, but I did (and do). My dad used to take pictures of me asleep - we all do this when we have kids, from time to time; sleeping kids are beautiful and, NGL, seeing them looking so peaceful can be a relief - but them my mum told him one day to stop doing it so often... turns out he was just fascinated by his freak kid sleeping with their eyes half open and wanted "proof". I love him, and he's no kind of creep or anything, but man, parents can be d**ks sometimes. N.B. Turns out both my kids sleep with their eyes half open, and one day my mum told me her grandmother used to do it too. So I'm not that much of a freak. VINDICATION!!!

[@matcha6375]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 i have a question about this, if you slept with your eyes half open will your eyes feel dry

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@matcha6375 Yes. Unfortunately. They do.

[@project4061]

Once my fifth grade teacher told my class about when one of her sons was caught sleepwalking. She found him in the kitchen eating an entire family bag of a Coco Puffs knockoff and when she asked him what he's doing, her son turned his head with droopy eyes, then went back to eating. When he came down the next morning he was confused about how everyone was accusing him of eating the whole bag of cereal.

[@RedBroski]

The only sleepwalking incident I remember, is when I was 10 and woke up on a completely bare mattress. I had perfectly folded all of my blankets and sheets, stacked them on a chair, and put a Pokémon plush at the very top. My mom, though, has gone swimming more than once at her apartment's pool while sleepwalking. When she was younger...not recently. I also remember sleeping over at my cousin's house once, and at around 2am my uncle started hitting the wall and yelled about monkeys stealing all his money.

[@UnknownGuyOnTheInternet]

I sleeptalk and I have full conversations and say random things, “Do you the why the hi?” It’s what my family visually remember

[@amanichowdhury7249]

Sleepwalkers are lowkey as terrifying as they are comedic... I hear they can turn volatile and attack you if you attempt to wake them

[@haleywilson520]

The one about the gun was legitimately kind of alarming

[@charlieedge4953]

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[@maazuponvelocity]

@@haleywilson520 yeah, imagine you try to wake them up and they just murder you

[@SimuKiseru]

My sleepwalking tale was reciting random Titanic facts in my sleep at 1 am. This was like 2007 or so. My parents were apparently impressed with my facts.

[@theforge129]

🤓

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Need life score!🤣👏😂

[@smashthesubscribebutton]

Why is this not the most liked comment Edit: oh my god why did I reply with the most weirdest things like that 10 months ago?

[@nonamelegend_vapor]

I can’t wait for you to do a sausage-themed video so I can say “here comes Matt with another banger”

[@Matt_Rose]

I am all ears for sausage related video ideas

[@emm_iguess]

@@Matt_Rose please do that

[@nonamelegend_vapor]

@@Matt_Rose the film reviews of Sausage Party are pretty entertaining

[@AresOrBird]

@@Matt_Rose narrarate a PowerPoint slideshow of mildly interesting sausages (put a lampshade in there to keep them guessing)

[@henrysflipaclip4277]

@@Matt_Rose I maybe ate a wiener and maybe hotdog buns too. Maybe a normal hotdog. I don't remember.

[@bauhausliker0]

i sleepwalk, here are some of the ways i woke up and stories from people who encountered me - once i woke up to my sister yelling at me asking where her hairclips were. they were clipped to my uniform pants. i slept in pyjamas. i didnt remember the dream i was having - my mom told me she went to the living room in the middle of the night and i was facing a wall eating lucky charms from the box with my bare hands piece by piece. she tapped my shoulder and i apparently yelled “I SHALL NOT ALLOW YOU TO DINE ON MY CHEESE FRIES”. i dont remember the dream either - apparently one night i was just spinning around in the floor with a crayon in my hand chanting “the windows are too low. the creature will find me”. i remember the dream its in my dream journal, it has pretty intense lore but i’m tired