Grandparents vs. Speech-to-Text

Thank you.

[@declanhughes4107]

I once said "thanks aunt Lisa, you're the best" and it came out "big sandy slayer divorce" 💀

[@savemysoulnow]

big sandy slayer divorce

[@declanhughes4107]

Holy cow I've never been pinned before thank you

[@eeveeblazelol]

big sandy slayer divorce

[@Kuronami-n]

Nah how did it even came out as that ☠️

[@kamigamez]

_big sandy slayer divorce_

[@Sporkyyyy]

"Fuck safely, walk quickly" is my new motto in life

[@alibee4421]

I had to take 5 minutes pause to stop laughing at that skulleemoji

[@dumbbirdwayne]

Lmao I see you in Vinny’s stream comments all the time 😅

[@Sporkyyyy]

@@dumbbirdwayne Oh hey I recognize you too!

[@kindauncool]

+@@dumbbirdwayne who?

[@pockettots1945]

good advice

[@eeveeblazelol]

my grandfather once tried to say “i’ve been working outside, i’m hot” and speech to text made him say “i’ve been working outside, i’m hard”

[@Daniel99-j7l]

Lol

[@Logitah]

YIKES! 😂

[@itshanithehanman5663]

SKULL EMOJI 💀

[@zkam900]

He boutta work inside too 😏

[@Generic-Cat-Drawing]

*Cranking sounds ensue*

[@omar53333]

The "Toyota®, Let's go places" thing in the middle of that beautiful message killed me

[@blackcatpoe4716]

Also kind of sounds wholesome, too.

[@Layla_Catz_Officalz]

3:24

[@Teri-rx3lc]

0:21 my fav part so soon😂

[@Teri-rx3lc]

1:25 and dis too

[@Teri-rx3lc]

2:44 souds like a moan

[@karmacreations3479]

My grandmother once tried using speech-to-text for the first time while in public. She stopped in the middle to talk to someone, then looked back down, realized all the nonsense it had recorded, and went, "oh blast. delete delete delete" not realizing it wouldn't use "delete" the same way it does "period" or "exclamation point". "blast delete delete" is now what my family says every time we type something incoherent.

[@malmart0]

Wholsome funny family moment detected

[@MetaRain55654]

3

[@voltdoesgd]

​@@MetaRain55654 blast delete delete

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

"blast delete delete" is adorable lmao

[@yeh.80]

Aw, bless. Reminds me of my late grandfather, he always used the word blast it.

[@BaobhanloreArt]

I'm Scottish and cannot touch that damned microphone ever unless for tactical stroke reasons.

[@Chitose_]

*SCOTLAND FOREVAH* 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@sophmrqry]

HELP REAL im so thankful voice MESSAGES are a thing 😭😭

[@Zulf85]

sounds hot

[@bojobadger5924]

Burnistoun elevator "eleven" skit

[@Ali-mv3jc]

From west midlands and my phone only understands me if I imitate a BBC presenter!

[@Psichotica7]

One of the hardest laughs I've ever had in my life was when my 80 year old grandmother asked me to check if her text message sent correctly. It was a Christmas message sent to a family friend. It was a long message which was worded well enough until the very end. Instead of signing off with her name "Grace" she somehow signed as "The Watergate committee". It was so unexpected I just fell to the floor laughing. She then made me send a follow up text to the same lady explaining the error because she was worried she would "get paranoid". We're Australian with no ties to American politics.

[@Logitah]

I literally said "How?!" out loud. 😂

[@Psichotica7]

@@Logitah 😂No one knows. It wasn't text to speech so she definitely typed something. Still don't know how autocorrect managed that one.

[@JUMALATION1]

I almost fell to the floor laughing just reading this comment 😂😂😂

[@yeh.80]

That's brilliant

[@yoongiverse.]

signing off all my emails like that from now on

[@_AstaLily]

“Thank you” -Katie deRonde’s grandma, 11 times in 2015

[@Blockhead-lc6fr]

​@@pedrorubiotejero_aka_prtshe said it once in the rest of the year

[@a_pet2763]

Half. Kach. Can. God damn. Dads. I hate her voice. God. Haa. Home what I said. Yeah. What the hell, why Lily's voice to dads Saturday me trying to say cats at the first half

[@VoidStaresback]

Thank you

[@djkzrocksta]

Oh my lol😂

[@oddsockzzz]

The title sounds like some epic boss fight

[@G-Cole-01]

epic rap battles of history

[@Meaniepanini305]

Sounds like the weirdest epic rap battles of history episode

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Fr

[@Chitose_]

27 likes in 5 minutes? bro fell off

[@idunn2o]

I wonder who wins

[@jaquesmoon]

"Fuck safely, walk quickly, you wont have a ton of time at home. But it's OK we will make it work" said a mother to her son hahah that killed me😂😂

[@KadeoAVvalentine]

Lmaoo I really think the parent was trying to imprint "Walk safely, come quickly" and that ended up as *FUCK SAFELY, WALK QUICKLY* instead

[@balthazar259]

It's good advice though

[@LarryTheTugaGamer1511]

​@@KadeoAVvalentineWould be even better if it was: "Fuck safely, come quickly."

[@Meepers_the_Great]

Walk safely WALK! WALK! WALK!

[@TheColorHopeIsBlue]

Hey gotta instill the importance of safe sex early! 😂

[@Rainbowdragon2]

The confusion with Coco Cay made me crack up laughing. Especially with the buzzer sound effects.

[@user-fz8pw3dj2r]

Especially when the dad spelled it "Coco cat." Almost buddy, almost.

[@HVY526]

Coh Cito CAY

[@medoesgames3145]

Coco Cat

[@alterry4139]

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[@ferretyluv]

I was actually cry laughing at that.

[@dimas25th]

topless tuesday is certainly a day

[@AiLoveAidoru]

Grandma probably should save the celebrations for grandpa though...

[@thecupofno]

I saw your profile picture and now I wish our brains could forget something %100 whenever we wanted to.

[@dimas25th]

@@thecupofno whats so wrong with asuka

[@BobBarnabas]

@@dimas25th he is scared of women

[@dimas25th]

@@BobBarnabas oh thats sad

[@solariaxx]

matt may not be pregnant but he always delivers 💯💯

[@somedinguswholikestea]

Add noise to Idaho!!!!

[@DCBfanboy]

Emphasis on may

[@Shorjok]

And we can change that

[@tokyoishappy]

@@Shorjok men can get pregnant if you try hard enough

[@sukisukughost]

matt has kids in him‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@animeluigiboy]

0:22 I love how they just decided to name their grandma on the phone, "GrannyTheGreat".

[@thisguyisfine1512]

Well granny must indeed be great

[@M1styang3ldoesyoutubethingz]

Grandma is a GOD

[@SuprSBG]

That’s like a Xbox username from 2012 lol

[@omatic_opulis9876]

I AM GRANDMA.

[@goldtheostrich]

XDDDD

[@thegodofpez]

I miss my grandparents heavily. If yours are still alive, you’re blessed. Please call them after this video. I wish I could. ❤

[@Logitah]

I wish mine were too. 😢 Lost my lovely grandmama fairly recently and this reminded me of her. ❤

[@Kiddzo.]

sending prayers ❤️ I talked to my grandmother today(she lives with us) 🙏

[@DINURSWARRR]

Nah

[@ChesterApril]

Lets all just keep it upright.

[@itshanithehanman5663]

I am sorry for your loss. 🙏🙏🙏

[@KpNightCrawler]

My grandma once tried voice-to-text. Multiple people ended up talking and it ended up as: “Hi Hi how are you doing? Do you want us to mail the andie down on Thursday mushroom separation Hi andie what are you barking at love you thank you bye”

[@MrFourchords]

mushroom separation

[@KpNightCrawler]

@@MrFourchords mushroom separation

[@sixeleven637]

"Hi andie what are you barking at"

[@Halbidiot]

​​@@sixeleven637 Oh No, andie is just our coworker who loves to bark

[@realmustangboy6437]

Mushroom seperation And what was Aundie barking at?

[@wildintrovert7957]

Every time I watch a Matt Rose video, Matt briefly becomes the voice in my head. So, for like an hour after I watch any of his videos, I have Matt Rose telling me to get my geometry homework done before I start the laundry

[@yeh.80]

That's great

[@yoongiverse.]

stop i read this comment in his voice now

[@K4NDYK0RE]

I'm watching the video with the sound off but reading it in his voice

[@orionskittles]

i have this too, not even just with matt rose

[@jenniferarmstrong5271]

​@@orionskittles Same!

[@axels.chainz]

LEAPS AROUND MY ROOM

[@Chitose_]

yippee yippee yippee yippee yippee yippee

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

FRRR

[@HollisBonezz]

BOING

[@baileyshep1644]

roblox gravity coil sound effect

[@Sypirias]

This comment section is full of uwu kids

[@destroyaihardlyknowa]

4:36 the phrase “assess a seaweed” for some reason is really funny to me and I have no idea why 💀💀

[@HungryWarden]

_Hmmmmm, yes. The seaweed seems to be doing very good today._

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

@@HungryWarden seaweed assessment complete.

[@Dfayethegay9]

I THOUGHT IT SAID ASSES 💀

[@helenalena6193]

Are they worried about Percy freaking Jackson?

[@rubengoldman5830]

✅Wet ✅Green ✅Salty ✅Thin 4/4 points, 100% correct.

[@Esse4567]

I love how after so many consecutive misses he had to put "coco cay" in himself And he still got it wrong 💀

[@ilovesmolivsmitssocute]

coco cat

[@HVY526]

COH CITO CAY

[@Theempicpotato]

Once I tried to say “I enjoyed that it was a lot of fun” as a voice to text to a friend it came out as “ill enjoy your funeral”

[@Agoraphobia2763]

Classic Fanny..

[@Theempicpotato]

@@Agoraphobia2763 a fellow osc member spotted in the wild :0

[@yourlocal4xshipper]

@@Theempicpotatohello fellow osc member

[@rizonza5060]

bruh how

[@teardropteam]

Z sbsbjs abibaa s9wowww

[@Nikkidafox]

Thank you Mattress, this is Thank you, a really grape video Thank you.

[@Matt_Rose]

🍇

[@TheCaptainAmelia]

😂 🤭🤦🍇

[@jenniferarmstrong5271]

🍇

[@chickennugget481]

"Fuck safely. Walk quickly." words to live by

[@sr.batatao9639]

Finally it's Matt Rose topless monday

[@HVY526]

I’ve saw a topless Matt Rose before.

[@HVY526]

WHY'D THEY REMOVE THAT COMMENT

[@sr.batatao9639]

@@HVY526 huh

[@gudmansal3468]

5:08

[@LostwaveTT]

Once my aunt tried to say “We were on Chestnut street” and it sent as “Our hairy chestnuts eat”

[@arianaajbeaverhausen8175]

"Hope y'all had a great day today I love you behind bars for CP crimes" wth is grandma watching!? 😂❤😂

[@jenniferarmstrong5271]

KZbin.

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

probably law and order

[@KameezPrincess12]

The "Toyota let's go places" part absolutely killed me and cremated me, I can't remember laughing this hard before that, what is even my humor anymore

[@SHDW-nf2ki]

My grandpa's speech to texts were always full of swears because he'd get annoyed at his phone I was the only grandkid who called him regularly so he wouldnt have to text

[@netoquan]

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

[@christopherbangchannie_97]

THE DEER IS OPAQUE

[@stormy1303]

make the opaque deer clear!!

[@RhodeCasaway]

Make the opaque deer clear!

[@webkinzismylife27]

This will drastically affect fishing season.

[@aarasko]

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATUON ❗️ ❗️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🐸 🐸

[@madchick1972]

This is the closest we have ever gotten a sequel to that grandma text videos

[@Jamie-hy5ey]

matt's ability to drastically change his voice for dramatic affect is getting stronger. I fear the power he is gaining.

[@theominouspigeon]

*a selection of gods **_of gods gods_*

[@equilibrum999]

there y can selects for the current cabal a selection of gods of gods, those who shall serve the gods.

[@AmyKoopa]

The “thank you” one has me rolling 🤣

[@Fluffernater]

I once held the talk to text button accidentally while talking to a friend about something, and what came out was "big birth lore foyer evil rock pepperoni fist" 💀

[@KadeoAVvalentine]

Lmfaooo Reminds me of that time I spoke to my friend Alaure and I said: "How was it at your grandparents house?" It came out as: *How Manner dildos work and use the moment*

[@LaneTroxel]

i'd just like to say that ive been on a discord call with my boyfriend and he's been cackling to your videos for the last 45 minutes. this is the happiest i've seen him in a while- thank you for that!

[@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R]

My nana doesn’t know a single thing about technology, and she accidentally recorded a whole conversation on tts and when she finally found out she started screaming and crying asking it to stop. I came in the room, and she had already sent it to my dad. 😂

[@seb_1279]

Video idea: fake rumors that people made up. I'll contribute. One kid in the 2nd grade said I liked "kissing apples" 💀💀💀💀💀

[@LeopardMask12]

My guess on the one at 4:12 is that it was maybe a pocket-dial? Turned on voice-text by accident and then the phone's trying its hardest to pick up anything intelligible through the fabric of a pocket or purse or something.

[@facuzamorano7839]

What does that Word mean? Idk English a Lot lol

[@awhat1435]

​@@facuzamorano7839 Which one? "Pocket-Dial" means your phone called/messaged someone while it was in your pocket

[@chocolateavian]

"Find Dadra Scott" is actually terrifying because she may have just summoned an army of grandmothers to stalk with her

[@KadeoAVvalentine]

"FIND DADRA SCOTT" always kills me

[@CompletelyNormal]

A doctor I used to work with tried to use voice to text to send a message to his wife saying something along the lines of "Hi dear, I love you." The wording was correct, but the message instead went to one of his patients.

[@transsnack]

I'm dyslexic, so I end up using voice to text a lot when I'm too busy or tired to try to type everything out. I think the worst f up was the time I asked my dad to pick me up and it decided I mean to say "Hey dad, can you f*** me up?" Asterisks and everything. Mortifying.

[@Luck00001]

6:47 how it sounds to start a diesel engine in the cold

[@NoobWithAGun2.0-Offical]

Literally 💀 🤣

[@PandaLiamYT]

I tried to say "im alright" and "how are you" at the same time... Ended up saying "how are you right" to my grandma

[@Nikkismehlil]

Your 'kids with text to speech' and 'parent with text to speech' bonuses at the end were pure gold

[@TeleviseGuy]

The Coco Cay part had me in tears

[@RADZIO895]

3:30 great, now they're putting ads in our messages

[@fadi172]

Toyota, Let's go places

[@osheridan]

I know right, that's so Hey, you look tired. You're overworking yourself. Have a break, and have a KitKat annoying

[@lechoni]

Hey didn't I tell you to clean Empire today

[@Binarycodesucks]

Yo I know u THE MINIONS ARE COMING TO IHOP

[@aGoosenamedJordan]

The only reason I look forward to Monday

[@Borbinator]

Me too tbh

[@Meela9088]

It’s Tuesday in Australia lol

[@picklejho4200]

“Please pp I’m listening speak now” killed me for some reason

[@Wittyx]

Every time I watch your videos: Laugh. Laugh harder. Hold stomach. Breathe. Laugh. Laugh harder. Hold stomach. Breathe. Laugh hard. Breathe. Laugh hard. Die laughing. Giggle from the grave. Laugh harder.

[@IslaWoof]

7:50 don't worry he won't remember that in the future when needed anyways

[@handsomeavocado14]

This applies to my life so well. My grandma was gossiping about my cousin and it picked up all of it on voice to text

[@burritoforlife]

2:19 Ď̸̛̳̲͉͚̺̤̠̈́͂̔̕È̵̯̫͇̺̩͎͙͖̳̬̠̲̳̂͋́͐̓ͅA̶̮͈͊̉̐͛T̶̡̬̫͖̖̱̻̞͍̼͍͑̉̏́̽̓̊̒͠Ḩ̷̢̡͖̼͉̼͓͉͓͉̦̬͚̹̲̽̈̇̇͠

[@-COSMOGIRL-]

D̸̬̘̟̱̉͒͛͘E̵͔̎̂̏́ͅÀ̶͙̽͛̎͆̆̈̕T̶̯͖̳̣̱̥́̽̄͋̋̋̚Ḣ̸͍̞̤͐

[@BinglesP]

Can't wait for another Topless Tuesday tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥

[@KadeoAVvalentine]

😭💀 oh my gay

[@BinglesP]

@@KadeoAVvalentine Why yes, I am sapphic, thank you

[@HououMinamino]

These videos never fail to make me laugh so hard it hurts! Thank you for continuing to make them! I have chronic health issues and need a laugh.

[@user-fg5xs9lh7s]

4:07 i have a lisp and reading something like that out loud is my worst nightmare

[@Mike_Rottchburns]

You’re hilarious I love this narration it’s a skill most Reddit KZbinrs don’t have

[@Ilquendil]

“Latter-day OK Asians” help I’m dying 😂

[@autonomouscollective2599]

So close, and yet so funny!

[@DONTLISTENDTOMULTIPLIED]

5:06 bro is fighting demons the demons fr taking control im dieing because of the way he said it xd

[@Mr_capgrass_stole_my_spine]

Merry ✨ bank holiday ✨ qween. Slay‼️ the day away🤪‼️

[@Matt_Rose]

🙌🙌🙌

[@TroyDinn]

Thank you Matt Rose for curing Mondays even when you don't need to becuase it's a bank holiday!

[@tealmandala632]

Would you consider doing a “strangest things found in thrift stores” video? Beacause while volunteering we got donated a teddy bear in full BDSM gear, ball gag and everything.

[@ParanoidLemon]

MORE VOICE TEXT YESS i'm already falling down the stairs laughing LMAO

[@MrFourchords]

did you die

[@ryano654]

did we accidentally get rickrolled at 1:05

[@Annagiraffelover77]

It isn't a Rickroll, Barry White also released a song named Never Gonna Give You Up

[@jackos5552]

@@Annagiraffelover77It’s a Barryroll

[@Annagiraffelover77]

@@jackos5552 Exactly

[@mynameisfoxxy6110]

The "Find Dadra Scott" Grandma is 100% a terminator

[@NiennaFan1]

Imagine if someone’s voice to text picked up the tv and revealed they were watching something recognizable and embarrassing, like idk my little pony

[@RandomGDuser426]

3:40 imagine if the video gets age-restricted for that

[@na-ky8ou]

KZbin blocked me from commenting for a day because, in a comment section, Matt had written "say my name" as a reference to Breaking Bad, and I answered "b*tch"....so it's possible.

[@goldtheostrich]

Nah.. I have seen worse ☠️

[@somedinguswholikestea]

@@na-ky8oui once got banned from commenting for a day because i did an impression of packgod i think you can guess why

[@na-ky8ou]

@@somedinguswholikestea Yeah, but in my case "b*tch" was also a Breaking Bad reference

[@njf11-]

He has an under appreciated way of taking what he reads and putting it to a certain rhythm, with really good timing

[@ferretyluv]

There was a great website that collected these called No, Siri! No! It came out when Siri was first introduced. This was a little before all of the internet was condensed down to five websites. Goddamn dude, you have the best accent for reading these. I’m cry laughing here.

[@kumoric]

it’s always an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION when Rat Moses posts

[@douglasmiranda9986]

POV: You're Drake 3:45

[@Thegreenestflyintheland]

💀

[@miroslavzima8856]

Hi Matt, thanks to your videos I am able to survive terrible nights with suffocating cough and wasn't able to sleep for 3 days now. Well, I can't laugh that much, but waiting for morning is easier. I wish you infinite amount of inspiration and thank you!

[@yippee8570]

The only channel that always leaves me with tears in my eyes 😂

[@Eustathe]

5:34 Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius!

[@autonomouscollective2599]

John Lennon said it best - Koo-koo-ka-choo

[@BLP_Memes]

NO MO

[@weegee-hehehe]

Matt Rose is fun for the whole family!

[@emirkorkmaz9695]

A selection of gods of gods gods

[@GabroPlayz]

5:15 'Gotta love reading "latter day OK Asians".

[@Vox-Multis]

3:12 - This guy's gotta be an American Southerner. "I'm writin' 'is to let you know..."

[@_c0tt0ntail_x]

Matt you ham and cheese sandwich thanks for bringing us this epic boss fight

[@msjacquelineb19]

Thanks for the laughs Matt. After a big day, that was really needed. ❤

[@StuffandThings_]

7:45 I mean hey that's still good advice

[@Cinnaschticks]

True. Maybe buy em a book for that topic though. 😂

[@That-VR-Guy123]

Always a good day when Matt posts

[@Blue_Remix]

2:54 thank you.

[@Floofi_13]

Thank you

[@Florkie]

⁠thank you

[@thelearningmethod]

Thank you

[@DarlingOhMochi]

Thank you

[@AspenTree_]

Thank you

[@joeBeetleboy]

Mr. Rose you upload these at the perfect schedule. Its lovely being able to enjoy my sandwich whilst watching your videos during lunchtime at school. Thanks again.

[@rolandguiscard]

I was having a really bad day and this made me feel better, so thank you Matt.

[@GoofyGooberMars]

1:38 coke is more than ok according to the speech to text feature 😂😂

[@Roommate420]

2:03 grandma remembered her 1950's

[@TheBlackopsDS]

Matt, it's been a rough day at work, so [monotone voice] thank you for restoring my sanity with others' insanity

[@vexaria.puppets]

I need more of these grandparent videos they make me burst out laughing every time istg

[@GoofyGooberMars]

2:37 I’m cackling at the way he reads this!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alextemplemusic]

Thank you for being the only KZbinr left who doesn't censor every swear and every reference to sex or death

[@dayzlove4994]

Mama you made a good video this week again. This video was funny, hilarious, and it may have given me his truck but I do not care because it was worth it.

[@Soot.gachateehee]

Matt, your videos make me smile when everything's just not great, ever since I found you I have waited for uploads, can't wait to see more from you ❤

[@Toaster_bread_toast]

Matt can do the most random videos and we love them

[@kiti_cat524]

6:30 apple flavoured sweets

[@somedinguswholikestea]

Elf?

[@_physically_insane_]

Why did I read that to the tune of Apple bottom jeans

[@somedinguswholikestea]

@@_physically_insane_ me too

[@SnowmanPlaysGames]

iCandy!1!1!1!1!

[@realmustangboy6437]

Never Gonna Give Ya Up -Some grandpa THANK YOU i'm dying of laughter

[@palinurus]

Had just gotten out of my exam when the notif appeared. Thanks, Mr. Rose!

[@kiti_cat524]

7:08 he is die

[@somedinguswholikestea]

Oops fruit fruit fruit

[@username5155]

Thank you forever

[@antguy3195]

Blessed is one whom sees a Matt Rose notification so soon.

[@user-cd4bx6uq1y]

The best part is that a random transcription mobile app does it so much better. Also this says a lot about what teenagers talk about and stuff

[@southernkat3871]

I can’t decide if I’m thankful or not to have younger grandparents that aren’t hopeless on smart phones as it means I’ll never receive these gems 😂