Paris, France w/ Mark Normand | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

[@youbetrippinpod]

Tom said he’d break my legs if I don’t get 100k subscribers by September 11. Please subscribe!

[@ForestWhitakersLeftEye]

I think Tom is planning an attack 🤔

[@Dannny1067]

@youbetrippinpod I wonder if your legs will collapse in their own footprint 🤔

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Both of my favorite comics atm ❤️🕎 (Marks voice:) Comedy! Thanks and if you ever come to Germany or Austria, you can write me I can give you some tips. If you’re in Vienna we can meet-up as well. Keep trippin‘!

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Or anywhere in Austria as it is not that big haha

[@RedMayan2012]

He cant even do a lay up without breaking his own shit and he's out here making threats??? Even against a skinny old jew with a pedo stache I don't like Tom's chances!!!

[@mmeyers76]

Never stop doing these, Ari. Also, would be cool to have on a non American and talk about their first trip to the States.

[@nathanmeyer5364]

Wow a Meyers! I’m a Meyer and people always give me a complimentary ‘s’.

[@burtyburty8659]

Great idea

[@jasonking9401]

For sure!! I am from New Zealand & New York is like Paris to me.

[@rosscook1549]

Yeah at first I agreed with Joe rogan, make it about everything but this format actually works so well - it’s different

[@devonconroy9494]

Good idea

[@DillyBar_666]

Mark is hilarious he’s so terrified of not going on stage for one night yet he takes drugs through customs

[@wadeboggs5163]

At least he would have gotten out of French prison with some great material.

[@yankees21393]

@@apaaaasounds like you don’t know how to let loose and have fun 😂

[@nuckels188]

@@apaaaa he also talked about how he got a big bag full of some weird drug that's meant for schizophrenics. Like why would you take something that's not even fun lol

[@AustinPoker]

And then talks about it on podcasts lol.

[@GLo1991]

@@apaaaayou lost dozens of people? Sounds like you hang with a bunk crowd who doesn’t know what they’re doing

[@anthonysmeltink8412]

Time for a Gillis episode, Ari.

[@Cruzaman4040]

Fr he lived in Madrid for a while I know he’s got stories

[@BWoodDFW]

Just watch the Normand ep and shut the fuck up 😂😂

[@ASwagPecan]

Shane went Hollywood

[@anthonysmeltink8412]

@ASwagPecan Yes, Hollywood Shane calling people retards for two hours as Trump on Kill Tony last week. Don't be jealous and bitter dude.

[@anthonysmeltink8412]

@@ASwagPecan yes Hollywood Shane who spent 2 hours calling people the R word on KT last week. You sound jealous and bitter now that Shane’s a massive success.

[@crunchycrails1436]

Saying “our rats are better than your rats” is the most French thing ever 😂

[@curlyb]

EVER!!!!!! lol bruh u so rite I never been but I absolutely know that the most french thing EVER is....... saying that thing they said and then you said!

[@ThatShittyGamer]

Mark and Ari are a wombo combo. This has quickly become one of my favorite podcasts ever.

[@youbetrippinpod]

Normand is always great on pods and any time you get actual friends together it’s always better.

[@ThatShittyGamer]

@@youbetrippinpod of course

[@GordonCaledonia]

I'd like to see them both in a courtroom defending Cosby. That would be fun.

[@TonyMarselle]

Wombo Combo?

[@GordonCaledonia]

@@TonyMarselle You never heard WOMBO COMBO. Tone? One taste and you'll be converted, you naive schlep!

[@Dannny1067]

Ari's obsession with hand-rolled cigarettes always makes me smile. Being British Ive hand rolled cigarettes from about 15 years old. Not because im an elegant British gentleman, but because I'm poor and its cheaper 😂

[@neverwhere2218]

Lmao the foundation cigars ad😂

[@rossdavid2731]

Came to the comments for this😂 imagining the people at Foundation Cigars seeing this ad

[@youbetrippinpod]

People were less happy than expected to hear about a great new cigar

[@nickg1828]

Watching this at work, thank jebus I wore headphones today

[@FloresG40]

@@nickg1828same! geeking out in the corner over here 😂

[@jeffreytopnick4710]

Best add read ever, I'm making people who don't care about this podcast watch it

[@joshuaroach1834]

Ari said it perfectly when he said “these are evergreen” I’m watching them back to back and can’t get enough. What a great idea for a podcast. I’m already checking prices for trips for the lady and me and maybe even just me. 😉

[@youbetrippinpod]

For Shroomfest I went to Blink 182 at Shea Stadium. Took too many and had to lie down during the opener in a bathroom stall but pulled it together right before Tom and Mark came out.

[@cloudbloom]

Nice. Check out the band The Story So Far they are like a really good modern Blink 182. Also thanks for turning me on to White Reaper those dudes rule

[@jeffreytopnick4710]

Blink 182 is gay, sounds like you had fun though, that's cool

[@portlandsamber]

I couldn't get my hands on shroomies but I did get some Blink in Vegas so, that counts, right?

[@youbetrippinpod]

@@jeffreytopnick4710Gay guys don’t fuck each others moms like Tom and Mark do.

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Haha it may be a clean bathroom. Or just does not care 🤣 Every Club/concerttoilet I was, the bathroom floor was the grossest place in the whole building. Tried some DMT but I think it was not enough, I think I’ll give it a go one last time.

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Ari does the best add reads on the planet 😂😂😂😂 only guy that keeps the comedy coming the WHOLE time 😂😂

[@22lamont]

Facts 😂😂😂

[@royeaston6067]

Every comedy podcast I watch Theres a comment like this 👍

[@maxwarboy3625]

If only Ari could get Buzz Aldrin on the pod... that guy's been to the MOON!

[@DonQuixote1187]

Not according to Rogan.

[@gunnarbeamer8603]

Ari seems like an Irish Goodbye type of guy, I bet he does it often 😂

[@youbetrippinpod]

It’s my number one party move. Why say goodbye to people you’re going to see next week anyway? It’s just a lot of needless interruptions. And if nobody knows when you left you can say you were there for an hour longer than you were.

[@joeybelloise]

​@youbetrippinpod promoting mark's youtube special from 4 years ago?

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Where is Ari? He left 3 hours ago lol

[@conormcginnity1353]

Jewish Goodbye would be way darker.

[@Mathieu_soDjo]

Extremely entertaining listening to 2 outsiders commenting on your city. Come back any time ! ;) Catacombs weren't prisons though, it was just a big ossuary to combat the lack of cimetery and the problems of decomposition.

[@InspectorButters4]

That foundation cigars ad had me straight trippin...... 🤣🤣🤣 Aaron Berg plays a bully WAY too good

[@shawngraham120]

Ari’s ads are the only podcast ads I watch

[@aleksc1824]

“Hello dorks, Hello ugly people”

[@iguaranteeeeit583]

Close to Tim Dillon pandemic legend status

[@rachellleeroth]

What's great about Paris is that they don't allow ugly new buildings to be built so it looks beautiful everywhere. Also everyone is dressed impeccably and it's true about the vibe. This is why I'm moving to France today😳

[@ffnovice7]

Will you go with a lover or alone?

[@alexcherfan7762]

Hamilton Morries episode will be a banger! Hes been so many cool places

[@ironman4122]

🎶You be trippin yeaaaa! 🎶 🖤💛✌️✌️

[@jonfoster8868]

Yo Ari, thanks for helping give me the confidence to get a ticket to Thailand and just go. Doin' it alone for the first 2 weeks. Nervous af, but excited! Was nice to hear you're still nervous whenever you get to a new place for the first time. ✌️

[@youbetrippinpod]

If you’re feeling lonely just go to any massage place for a great massage or terrible sex.

[@ASwagPecan]

Ari, do a seasonal Mardi Gras episode every year around February-March. It’d be cool to hear locals’ stories like Mark & Theo’s but also from foreigners or people across the states- plenty of stories to be found there.

[@ASwagPecan]

Or one compilation video of multiple guests’ stories if they’re not strong enough for their own upload.

[@losethOS88]

No

[@zeroman614]

Wooo a brand new 2 year old podcast!

[@briccs3830]

Ari banked 2 years worth of podcasts so he could move to Thailand for 11 months. He will be back for skankfest, don’t fret bucko

[@CT-kl4it]

How long ago was this filmed? Mark has talked about this stuff a few years ago on tuesgays

[@mr_eastside7420]

he also said he is engaged, he got married 2 years ago.

[@matt2993]

Damn if this was recorded prior to marks honeymoon this must be a year+ banked ep?

[@Foreverfrys]

He's about to get married, again

[@Nunya_Biznes]

Lol really guys ? No detectives in the house? Ari has had these banked for a year + that means the discussion on Joe Rogan about the name of this podcast was just Ari doing a little promo 😆 lol the name was already cemented in 😂 cheeky fucker

[@royeaston6067]

Makes sense he looks different.

[@SeventyyTimess7]

Yeah Ari went to Paris in July '22 and this was filmed right after he got back

[@billybussey]

Yeah you are killing it Ari. The times have finally caught up to you and you could be more popular than ever now.

[@Chris-P]

Aaron berg was the best pick for that ad 😂

[@KustardKing]

This is such a stupidly good idea for a poddy.

[@youbetrippinpod]

I’ve been loving them!

[@bobscousinbob7702]

@@youbetrippinpod But how can a guy have a pod about a single topic? Bonkers!

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

Ari's shopify ads always have me cracking up 😂😂

[@youbetrippinpod]

#adreadchamp

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

@@youbetrippinpod need to make a master class cause half the podcast ad reads look like isis hostage videos

[@stevieg520]

Hey Ari you’re doing a great job buddy. It’s good seeing a well seasoned comedian still having passion for the craft. You’re a genuine dude.

[@UncleDron8]

The cigar add with Burg was hilarious.

[@GriseldaBSF410]

Berg too

[@marniebrimhall986]

Honestly, I've seen every episode and Mark is the best guest so far!!!! He gives a lot. 😊 Great great EP 👍🏻

[@-.-Monster]

I feel like Ari's the type of dude you could invite to hang out and there'd be like a 50/50 chance he'd actually come. I'm in jersey though so probably 10/90.

[@bobscousinbob7702]

What a reward from Foundation Cigars.

[@Young3Choppa]

Leaving NY tomorrow for a 2000 mile road trip across Europe!

[@youbetrippinpod]

What???? That’s amazing! Where are you starting? How are you getting a car?

[@Young3Choppa]

@@youbetrippinpod starting in Amsterdam, grabbing a car from Sixt and immediately driving to Puy Du Fou in western France. I have an international drivers permit which allows me to drive in 150 countries I think. Day two were spending at the theme park and then heading to Anthenay in the Champagne region spending half the day there then driving to Bastogne Belgium to pay respects then heading to the first Rammstein concert for us in Gelsenkirchen Germany. We’re doing the entire border of Germany in 3 days, driving a Soviet tank seeing castles. Too much to type I’m so pumped I’ve been waiting since October for this

[@youbetrippinpod]

@@Young3ChoppaLove it! Send me a postcard from a few countries and gimme your progress!

[@Young3Choppa]

@@youbetrippinpod lol if I figure out how to send you a postcard I will. I’m gonna make a little video for family and friends. I’ll try to get that to you, it’ll be posted on my channel “Life Survivors”

[@jesperlindstrom4613]

Get Ari Matti as guest sometime! :)

[@oh-zc3dc]

the foundation cigar ad had me dying lmfaoooo

[@the_wombat]

Mark Normandy! 🥖🥐 🍷

[@erwannkermanach6090]

Your excitement describing every day life in Paris is exactly like mine experiencing mundane stuff in New York!

[@wutend]

I love Ari, I love Mark, the Shopify ad read however was like a calculated strike against every one of my insecurities.

[@michaelstein5151]

Traveled to Norway, Sweden, England, Canada, and the Czech Republic since this podcast was initially released. Listening to this show has inspired me to just get out there and has been crucial in reminding me how I should approach each trip. Much love Ari!

[@F28aj]

“They got it all figured out” is something only a tourist would say.

[@TessaTickle]

il hallucine, hein?

[@AJohnSmith]

@@TessaTickleOui, Paris est dégoûtant.

[@ashleyromero5302]

It's the beauty of being a tourist vs a resident. Plus French love to complain 😅

[@michiel-vdheuvel]

The next logical step is an actual travel show with guests that show you around

[@RosinGoblin]

You guys are awesome!!

[@Grom-rl8bm]

This was recorded a long ass time ago if this is before Marks wedding

[@chewie1644]

Possibly before Soup to Nuts

[@jacobembry6709]

The way Ari said " Yea, we're gonna have guests do multiple episodes, multiple places same guest" and Mark acts surprised even though he was already on the second episode covering Australia. Was this recorded before that one?

[@youbetrippinpod]

@@jacobembry6709Hahaha. This one was first; then Australia. Good catch.

[@caseyallen9475]

Curtain pull

[@robertedwards9861]

love the "dont giv a shit about booze in public, or age to a degree" i was in Vienna and me and my buddy stumbled onto a concert near the square. the biggest concern was getting the empties in the trashcans. and then the workers emptying the cans about every 15 min lol. all of us got hammered. oh also joints passing around with no worries.

[@billsny9243]

Marks getting married! Again!

[@youbetrippinpod]

Yeah, first one went south fast

[@victoriaarmstong322]

@@youbetrippinpod😂

[@MarilynJ.]

😂😂 okay I’m pretty high and wasn’t sure if I heard him wrong lol .

[@AztecDread]

These pods are 🔥

[@merfymac]

In America, we’ve atomized different ages, ethnicities, identity groups, into rigid demographics - probably evolving from having the world’s most effective mass marketing. It would’ve started with selling corporate consumer products, but it’s bled into politics (corralling everyone into dumb party team games), training us in a common national mythology, setting up our parochial triggers, and inculcating behavioral rules (that’ll be enforced by cops), etc. The atomization into demographics has come to define everyone’s social expectations; who hangs with who, where we feel it’s okay to go, what other people or places we’re comfortable being interested in, even what interactions happen and seem normal. Maybe that’s why Paris has the vibe these guys are talking about versus NYC and US cities?

[@TheMagisterLudi]

wordy but accurate

[@JDVmusicSound]

You think France doesnt do that lol. Mark just didnt see those neighborhoods

[@merfymac]

@@JDVmusicSound of course they do but it’s not nearly so advanced or totalitarian as the US. Ive lved in France

[@losethOS88]

None of that bothers me but I'm schizophrenic

[@merfymac]

@@losethOS88 you are a lucky man!

[@CODCAZ]

Love the dynamic between you guys, shane, and rogan. Just flows

[@mikechecks5994]

I wanna see Chrissy chaos talk about his Sicily trip! My family is from Sciacca and I know he stopped there for a few days..

[@CMCK75]

this is exactly what i’ve been saying ever since i had to came home from Europe, being stationed in germany was amazing

[@brandonpestano]

comédie!

[@thesnapperlapper2559]

Best ad reads in the business. Hey Hey, Comedy! Great EP

[@SS-wr7ik]

“Grew up broke, no food in the house” ….cmon mark, both of your parents were lawyers and you went to a very expensive private school

[@ffnovice7]

Why is he so avoidant and autistic then?

[@grapograc]

Awesome, feel good and inspirational podcast! I liked this news direction you’re taking, discussing specific countries. Great concept

[@samley5390]

Please please please get Ricky Gervais or Karl Pilkington

[@youbetrippinpod]

Oh yeah, I’m sure Ricky Gervais would do my podcast

[@xenobis81]

LMAO not even one minute in and I'm doubled over in laughter. This is going to be a 🔥 episode!

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

with that tash and that shirt Ari should be a 50s strong man

[@DrizzyJones1]

When I went to Italy and Greece they don't bring the check because they want you to enjoy your time eating, they aren't trying to rush you out asking if you're done eating. It's more relaxing. We sat in a pizza shop for about 2hrs, the waiters would ask if you wanted more water or whatever. Also they had the Toast POS card scanners before I ever saw them here in America. Would definitely recommend.

[@Smas-ds6pd]

Just wanted to throw out that I had a wonderful Shroomfest 2024!

[@youbetrippinpod]

Nice!!!

[@jeffreytopnick4710]

Me too, might have broke the lawnmower though, probably should have mowed before shroomfest. You live and you learn I guess

[@Smas-ds6pd]

@@jeffreytopnick4710 hahaha at least you gave productivity a shot

[@marioariasgarciajr6370]

Keep doing these please 🙏🏼

[@heatherhellickson9166]

❤You Ari, always have!! You are the quintessential anarchist😂!! Your ad reads are the only ones I ever watch all the way through! Keep being real and I will be here forever for you!!!❤

[@CaptinWillard]

Love the shopify ad read, It really spoke to my dumb soul.

[@NashPotatoesOutdoorShow]

I just watched Midnight in Paris...loved it!!

[@connorharvey2252]

Quality pod!!❤ 👍

[@22lamont]

Ari you killed with the talk and the ADS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that Shopify ad needs to be there official ad

[@Mr._Manifest96]

Love the Macron shout-out from Mark! Especially on a Monday😎

[@Dild0Fagg1ns]

Ari has the best ads of all podcasts 🎉🎉🎉

[@youbetrippinpod]

Thank you!!!

[@georgelugo2779]

Listened to the end. Love this show. Keep em coming.

[@ItsParachuteAdams]

Ari looks like a character from Asterix! love that

[@Wizard_howl]

Yoooooo Hamilton Morris is going to be siiick. Glad this pod found me , wish I didn’t hold off on watching for so long. great talks on you be trippin

[@barsx2o9]

Ngl didn’t expect to like your podcast so much. It’s different from a lot others

[@DamonVagabond]

I dig this. I would here Ari talk about traveling but wasnt sure. Now i know and its very relatable being a traveler as well. Keep going. And Paris was great, Mark and I did a lot of the same things, of course.

[@SalamiGomez]

I'm not well travelled at all, but always wanted to be. Hearing Ari talk about how nervous he gets going to new places kind of gives me the courage to actually try and see new things. I thought this was a small town hick problem, but I guess it can happen to people who live in big cities, too

[@MrSwtwc75]

The BEST commercial ever for Cigars. If I smoked, it would've sold me. Shopify is a close 2nd. Ari is the best Mad Man in the business.

[@JasonRamosNJ]

I love Amsterdam and the Netherlands as a whole. I am oddly a lot like Mark Normand.

[@H1ghAndTight]

I am so satisfied with this pod. Cool to hear this side of celebs trips. Great way to spark people's travel bugs. Makes me wish I could afford to travel anywhere. Def my favorite pod studio design. I would hang this wallpaper and map in my house.

[@3rdrockfrmtheSUN]

Literally the funniest comic out of the JR bunch

[@JamesKro92]

Shout out from Michigan!

[@CookeSonsCarpentry]

Lapeer here

[@JamesKro92]

@@CookeSonsCarpentry no kidding. I'm right here in Burton.

[@Skyjacker_]

You can't go to Paris without reenacting the Brando fudge scene. Also, the Père Lachaise Cemetery is cool. It's like a mini-city. Great place to wander for an hour or two.

[@alexx9433]

Dude won ton don will be such a good guest can’t wait for that episode

[@jeremybriggs4981]

Thanks again ARI!

[@jjsmomma2456]

This pod is so inspiring! Thank you!

[@TheSmashingblumpkins]

Watching from Prague! Loving this show

[@yomakaze]

Looking forward to the new studio, Ari. I started traveling because of the Rolff Potts episode way back when. Read Vagabonding and left and been doing it ever since. Mainly in the Asia area but did get you see you at Edinburgh. This pod is definitely making me want to visit other places.

[@youbetrippinpod]

I love it!

[@93LP]

Go back and visit some of the ghettos around Paris and do another pod please 🙏

[@youbetrippinpod]

I’ll meet you there

[@Upti4]

I’m from London discovered this podcast due to ur shoutout on Tucker Carlson. So happy I came across this keep it up brother. And I’m Muslim 🫡

[@heatherhellickson9166]

Loving two humans extolling the virtues of being present. Maybe there is hope! The Europeans are much older, we are mere tweens historically. Every inch of their soil has been flooded with blood 🩸 and they get the meaning of living the best life they can possibly imagine now. There is no tomorrow for there is just now.❤

[@jamesgordon123]

This show makes me happy, thanks Ari

[@Joekellettart]

Drove to France from London with my parents so they could get duty free cigarettes, had croissants from a supermarket and spent most of the time in the car. Pretty fun honestly.

[@GymAndSun]

Gotta go to Taiwan if you haven’t yet Ari. Been to China a bunch and Taiwan is like a better version. More free, more chill, nicer scenery, even nicer people. Taiwan numba one 🇹🇼

[@dan.wallace]

Arguably, the best ad reads! Advertisers should pay you double because I actually listen to yours!

[@youbetrippinpod]

For sure tell that to the president of ads.

[@JeremyTaylor-l4m]

Greatest cigar ad ever.

[@remingtonkolb9739]

Dude had to give a like and comment for the foundation AD. Best ad I've seen so far man. Lol

[@Xray.71]

Hell yea Ari, stoked you got this podcast. Now you need microphone booms lol

[@lateblume4208]

One of the wildest moments of my life was staying at an Airbnb on the Rue Drevet Stairs they were talking about and I had never heard of it before. On my plane home I powered through a ton of movies and I watched John Wick 4 and the final fight scene happens on the steps where I stayed an hour prior. Felt so surreal

[@TheDJWorldplay]

Favorite monday MORNING podcast 😂

[@andrewtruex]

That foundation cigars ad was amazing

[@AnthonyP73]

That's a beautiful, artistic shot by Mark of his lady! Wow

[@azdbuk]

Reading "The Secret Life of the Seine" right now, primarily cause my dad had that title on a piece of paper in his wallet when he passed a couple years ago. He loved Paris, he hadn't been there in 50 years, but he still thought about it that whole time it seems....this pod piqued my interest. PS Ari way better pod host than I expected....a natural.