Parkour Civilization be like

[@AJTHEBOLD]

NO ONE JUMPS FOR THE BEEF

[@alwaysninja8078]

did you really do a single neo holy sigma I repeat holy sigma

[@purpleguyreal]

Tbh, the neo loop was impressive

[@Il0veGamb11nG]

NO ONE JUMPS FOR THE PORK CHOP

[@DuochromaticBichromes]

I jumped for the mutton

[@Liamgaming5]

can't believe that guy couldn't pull of the 2 block 3960-degree jump that's such an easy one

[@Entification]

He couldn't even do the 94 vertical diagonal block jump without sprinting and with a block hitter. He sucks.

[@imfakeris1]

the parkour pro died on the spot after this simple, super easy parkour jump.

[@Kokodakica]

Yeah, it's very easy, a true parkour is going trough blocks in 4th dimension!

[@NoteGames380]

Couldn’t even do the irl 55 meter loopdeloop triple backflip time traveling backwards neo on glass panes while in cobwebs through a black hole on stilts, and he has the nerve to collect taxes. Disappointing

[@skillgamesnow6680]

5th

[@div_y]

i have a confession i watched parkour civilization back when it first started releasing episodes a year ago and i just didn’t tell anyone because i was embarrassed to say i was entertained by it

[@joni4867]

there is nothing to be embarrassed about. it's so peak bro

[@EnderDregon71]

Fr

[@EpicPlayer1XD]

nah it’s fine it was peak

[@qwertyokbomb7959]

same here 😭

[@blendedchemboy]

me too loll peak

[@JayceMinecraft]

The overuse of the vine boom sound effect is so perfect.

[@ceemeck]

legit plays every like 5s, so much more accurate to what the actual video was like

[@pomurain]

not a vine boom

[@FillarAccount]

Johnny test ahh video

[@purpulav3]

jayce whens the next movie????

[@plaidfur_wcue]

Johnny Test viewer spotted

[@notvixios]

Parkour thanks for parkour uploading this parkour video

[@not.iconic]

I agree

[@draskopopovic9543]

This comment seems to be written in parkour

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

​@@draskopopovic9543 Parkour indeed. I parkour admire your parkour observation.

[@DivvyIsHere]

can someone translate this into english, i cant understand parkour

[@rrrklat-shortfilm-team]

"I performed a 3960 degree jump" bro this ain't a whole circle 😭

[@brickie9816]

that's eleven circles lol

[@doornumb]

That's a whole sphere

[@neoieo5832]

​@@doornumbnah, that's a whole hypersphere.

[@clawnbar]

​@@neoieo5832nah, that's the nine circles of hell

[@llma]

@@clawnbargeometry dash reference

[@3rror_dev]

Eggbo: *uses literally the most op and impossible parkour jump on a parkour pro because of parkour taxes* Also Eggbo: *fails a one block jump against the parkour champion*

[@iloveiceberglettuce]

The power of tax evasion 😊

[@ceemeck]

the stress got to him

[@vsingamelaemaedy359]

Lol

[@pupuk9524]

IRS got nothing on parkour champion bro

[@itzkatieshorts]

1:35 "Oceanwhatgaming" KILLED ME 😭😭😭🙏🙏‼️‼️

[@imfakeris1]

jesterpenetrate alt?

[@itzkatieshorts]

WHAT😭🙏🙏🙏​@@imfakeris1

[@Aichen-dj6qg]

​@imfakeris1 lol

[@KwikBR]

wait till part 2.. where they encounter jesterpenetrate, the parkour villain

[@WhshsNomas]

Oceangate

[@The_real_pikachar]

"but then I had a very good idea, I jumped for the beef. see by jumping for the beef I could get a whole new advantage and rank up to parkour champion." -Eggbo 2024

[@LudicrosityIndustries]

the F5 jokes have transcended channels. they're coming for reality next

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

​@@LudicrosityIndustries But then I had a very good idea; I used F5 in real life.

[@rashedyasshed6854]

@@ChloekabanOfficialand I could see a whole new dimension that couldn’t see before

[@opposite_of_xposed]

​@@rashedyasshed6854we discovering 11th dimension with f5🗣️🔥

[@luar.nightt]

If seewatt is there, a f5 joke will be made

[@aevum369]

3:01 "to match his 𝓯𝓻- jump" 💀💀

[@Budgielover-s1y]

Freaky champion 👄

[@ntime4062]

the banging sound effect is so accrete lol

[@imfakeris1]

that's the official music.

[@Obedthian-UK]

K

[@44Hd22]

3:24 This joke is insanely good.

[@SkyrleSkyrle]

agreed

[@purpleguyreal]

The way how the word is overreacted makes it so funny

[@EpicPlayer1XD]

3:25 KZbinrs trying to decide between liking children or not

[@div_y]

this is such an insane comment

[@muffer62816]

@@div_yalso please dont like children

[@Yakqwerty]

Related

[@dicemono]

replace not with retiring

[@muffer62816]

@@div_yyo plese dont like children

[@rinthehecker]

WHY WOULD HE GO FOR THE RAW PORKCHOP

[@a.random.cat.22]

this is peak comedy also i love how you can VERY CLEARLY see the level above but everyone pretends not to notice

[@Dried_Bones]

3:13 "And then he did a loop-de-loop neo!"

[@seb_the_cat]

neo*

[@Dried_Bones]

@@seb_the_cat Thanks

[@40Ccents]

The battle was over.

[@QUBIQUBED]

*loop-de-loop

[@muffer62816]

@@40Ccentsmusic: DUN DUN DUN

[@UntitledVideoChannel]

4:04 “and the first thing i was going to a-“ Famous last words

[@Superepicrivera]

3:02 "To match his fr- jump" 😭😭

[@norude]

what was he meant to say? I don't get it

[@kenezczegledi7721]

@@norudehe meant to say “match his freak” which is a common phrase used on the internet, and after saying ‘match his…’ most ppl would end up finishing it with freak

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

@@norude lil bro got ratio'd so hard

[@norude]

@@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 I am chronichly online, but still, this is the first time I've seen this phrase

[@norude]

@@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 I am chronichly online, but still, this is the first time I've seen this phrase

[@sim_jimpson]

the constant "dun dun duns" make this so funny

[@razeguy9639]

I remember thinking I was a god at parkour because I used to do ladder parkour

[@SkyrleSkyrle]

I did the loopdiloop neo in minecraft once it was crazy

[@Arcticseal156]

@@SkyrleSkyrle I've heard rumors that some absolute madlad successfully did the jump for the raw porkchop. I have no clue how someone could come even REMOTELY close to pulling it off.

[@TuxedoDogss]

every drum was a gunshot that killed me, because the gunshot is a metaphor for the classism represented in the choice of picking the raw chicken, which provides less hunger but is much better to do, or picking the raw beef, something no-one has done before, as picking the raw beef is a 1 block vertical jump, something no-one has done before, so i went for the safer option of the raw chicken, as picking the raw beef would mean death. i knew this because the raw beef challenge is doing a 1 block vertical jump, something no-one has done before.

[@Personn117]

Coming back from the dead to post about parkour civilization is crazy

[@c_x_3]

Defeating the Champion's insane jump by making the jump for the beef was the funniest fucking twist

[@jackatk]

I actually sat through the whole parkour civilization movie in one sitting last night (instead of studying for a calc test), and it was INCREDIBLE

[@Hekza0024]

The main reason I haven’t watched it is because the narrator overexplains EVERYTHING. like. NOTHING is shown, only told. Convince me to watch it

[@spoodysnail7624]

@@Hekza0024 Watch without sound

[@Hekza0024]

ended up watching it. the narrator does in-fact tell you everything that’s going on, but it was really attention-grabbing. like, THE MOST attention-grabbing thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[@Randomcatisaw]

​@@Hekza0024 it's because the movie was just a bunch of episodes put together and in each episode he explains what happened in the previous one

[@Hekza0024]

@@Randomcatisaw this agrees with my point

[@ClownKnightl]

2:57 BARRIER BLOCKS IN HIS HAND LOOOOL 🤣🤣

[@bagel503]

And the fact that div FELL WHILE PLACING THEM. LOL

[@imfakeris1]

where? it's invisible for me

[@opposite_of_xposed]

​@@imfakeris1the aj skin guy was holding em in hand (parkour champion)

[@imfakeris1]

@@opposite_of_xposed still can't see

[@TBRHS]

I love it when the characters move, fly and die randomly.

[@Acorn_donut]

the thud sounds every time anything happens are the realest part of this

[@StormlordOG]

The Beef Jump ending the Parkour Battle was Touché

[@patrickd2853]

I hope he is ready for JesterPenentrate

[@weirdgreyman9000]

funny thing is he is actually the main villain in season 2

[@40Ccents]

who starts to penetrate everyone with his speedrun parkours

[@brothermanbill8358]

​@@40Ccentsonly in parkour civilization 🙏

[@philippeparvais284]

@@brothermanbill8358 in parkour civilization we need to survive against the villain of parkour jester penetrate

[@gugol1]

I think you mean The Freerunning Antagonist

[@lightningrodGaming]

Nah bro uses that “duh dun duuuh” sound effect every 5.8453734895734857348957 seconds

[@theoz4052]

started tearing up when the old man said ''remember evbo, the real parkour was the friends we made along the way''

[@Kaleb_22]

this genuinely isn’t a half-bad summary of parkour civilization

[@revilo1340]

bro's just making fun of everyone at this point

[@mogo-wc7xw]

What are you doing here, go back to watching hitronic

[@Shakshuk]

your mom

[@Shakshuk]

heh goteem

[@WhshsNomas]

​@@ShakshukYou're gonna catch this right hook lil bro😡

[@Super-Earths-Ministry-of-truth]

@@Shakshuk bro Wake up to reality. Thats old now.

[@Homeless_One]

"Surprise 1 block jump" *dies* I laughed my ass off after that ngl

[@novagriddy]

Here in parkour civilization. You have to pay your parkour taxes.

[@Sub-spaceTripmine]

*insert drum boom ah sound effect*

[@opposite_of_xposed]

*does a 3960 jump again*

[@Juan_Star]

Heh... This really was our parkour civilization

[@raslei_]

oh look who i found

[@Scripulous]

Hi Juan...🍞

[@40Ccents]

@@Scripulous i read your comment as "hawk tuah.. 🍞"

[@Scripulous]

@@40Ccents no.

[@40Ccents]

@@Scripulous you cannot deny that i did

[@RetroSpawn69]

3:03 "to match his freak- JUMP"

[@40Ccents]

ohhhhhh

[@Laekith]

Can't believe Parkour Civilization got abridged

[@Llunkus]

“NO ONE GOES FOR THE BEEF” famous last words

[@ceemeck]

"NO ONE GOES FOR THE PORKCHOP." 💀 I legit was laughing so hard, the seriousness in his voice when bro said that

[@DustinoDelapine]

Low key this might be one of the better Minecraft shitposts I’ve seen

[@voidstrike5905]

The repeating drumbeat throughout the video makes it so much funnier

[@DoomerSlice]

The constant dramatic thud sound effects really make this the true authentic experience

[@ItsRyanStuff]

nobody beefs for the jump

[@uyauya8376]

Beef nobody the for jump

[@Blue-jv5sq]

Inaccurate not enough of him saying parkour civilization

[@Bravemilosh]

The way his head shakes so much at 2:20 got me laughing so hard

[@tadeuszekpl]

2:06 Evbo's skill in season two for some reason

[@Cash3wnut]

He had plot armour

[@Erased_UnityXDX]

Why did parkour civilization suddenly get popular again? Anyways, amazing video!

[@UserRandomNonsense]

lifesteal

[@Me-oc4fr]

Every time they say “IN PARKOUR CIVILIZATION NO ONE JUMPS FOR THE BEEF” it sounds like a crapy mobile ad

[@CasualBeepBoxUser]

1:55 “And then suddenly-“

[@Reminesu]

The fact that the parkour champion statue isn’t perfectly in the middle hurts me physically

[@mrworld1645]

I noticed this video had a severe lack of f5 mode

[@spevan4496]

But then I had a very good idea…

[@BLET_55artem55]

​@@spevan4496You see, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective...

[@Thejestermpg]

​@@BLET_55artem55and I was able to see an impossible Parkour jump I couldn't see before

[@CristalitOfficial]

not the loopdie loop neo :😭

[@Crewface28]

0:45 ok this killed me lol

[@joni4867]

bro the loop winded me it was so fucking funny and out of nowhere

[@DrownedWick8]

Guys, let's be real, the RAW MUTTON jump is the jump that no one in parkour civilization would ever do.

[@mineblox667]

No

[@klentastic87]

this is so funny as someone who watched all of the parkour civilization series(also I love the repeated no one jumps for the beef joke)

[@ProCreeper]

The loop-de-loop part was so funny

[@bingzhang3269]

“The parkour pro died on the spot” *types in /kill*

[@EpicPlayer1XD]

0:48 “THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE WHAT THE HELL”

[@gaming_gamer483]

welcome to the channel

[@Gamingmouse64]

the classism undertones were literally screaming in my face

[@immortal1341]

wild gaming mouse appearance

[@40Ccents]

what classism undertones?

[@Gamingmouse64]

​@@40CcentsThe ones that are very drippy 1:18

[@40Ccents]

@@Gamingmouse64 I literally don't know what you're talking about

[@Gamingmouse64]

@@40Ccents lol

[@Ri_Guy16]

The div_yverse is expanding…now we have OceanWattGamimg and Egbo

[@Sith_For_Life]

I love how popular this series has become (talking about parkour civilization)

[@Savariable]

This is even funnier as someone who hasnt actuakly seen the source material-

[@GGGamesXDlol]

3:16 new parkiur tech

[@GGGamesXDlol]

The typo is on purpose

[@NotAPolarBearXD]

parkour- boom boom boom civi- boom boom boom lization- boom boom boom

[@vitvitcher2782]

Besides the obviously hilarious ascending into the sky from the potions stand effect and falling from a missed jump, the foreshadowing on the "No one has ever survived the jump for the beef" is so good.

[@EpicPlayer1XD]

1:56 “barely losing” *bro ascends*

[@lucassism6726]

stunning. gorgeous. beautiful. wig flew, sides in orbit, shitting myself, crying.

[@Kat-v3s]

Socks blown Jaws dropped Boots shakin Timbers shivered Heart stopped

[@doovid_]

I can't believe society and classism is an allegory for parkour civilization. crazy.

[@mementomaestri]

YES NEW DIV_Y CONTENT Edit: your skits are some of the only content on all of KZbin that I will actually rewatch. Even second time through I'm constantly pausing and giggling like a loon.

[@HenrySSJ]

I love the Evbo's pvp civilization backround music

[@ImmortalPaladin]

Even though I don’t know what parkour civilization is, this is still really funny

[@Scrambled_Eggz-qk4cd]

I actually thought I stumbled upon the real episode until eggbo did the very easy to do 3960 degree jump

[@fallen36227]

This channel so underrated. I couldn't stop smiling and laughing 🤣

[@dhi_ce]

“every dream has a meaning” my dream:

[@OCJDaze]

Parkour is said 35 times in this video, which is roughly 8.5 parkours per minute. (counting half parkour at 0:19 it would be 8.6 parkours per minute) Parkour Civilization is also said 8 times in this video, in which half of them are said in the last minute of the video. 0:00 Parkour: 1 0:10 Parkour: 2, Parkour Civilization: 1 0:19 Parkour: 3.5? (half finishes saying parkour, then says it fully) 0:22 Parkour: 4.5 0:24 P: 5.5 0:26 P: 6.5 PC: 2 0:28 P: 7.5 0:30 P: 8.5 0:31 P: 9.5 0:33 P: 10.5 0:37 P: 11.5 0:52 P: 12.5 0:55 P: 13.5 0:58 P: 14.5 0:59 P: 15.5 PC: 3 1:03 P: 16.5 1:05 P: 17.5 1:09 P: 18.5 1:15 P: 19.5 1:18 P: 20.5 PC: 4 1:26 P: 21.5 1:28 P: 22.5 1:44 P: 23.5 2:05 P: 24.5 SURPRISE PARKOUR MESSAGE _[ ]_[ ]_ 2:09 P: 25.5 2:11 P: 26.5 2:17 P: 27.5 2:31 P: 28.5 3:09 P: 29.5 3:26 P: 30.5 PC: 5 3:38 P: 31.5 3:45 P: 32.5 PC: 6 3:53 P: 33.5 PC: 7 3:57 P: 34.5 4:03 P: 35.5 PC: 8 This is very useful information.

[@Mekko4dev]

3:12 "watch this DR.EGBO"

[@shoebox9869]

The thudding sound effect every 4 secs is probably the most accurate part

[@WaveForReal]

lmao parkour civilization is so good. the sound effects are very accurate 💀

[@PotatoObliteratorGD]

take a shot everytime someone says the word "parkour"

[@Enplok]

"But babe, what about our dat-" SHUSH, DIV POSTED 🗣️🔥🔥

[@NotAPolarBearXD]

"But babe, what about our dat-" "dun dun duun"

[@Squorzel]

Eggbo is truly a top tier nickname

[@Aftersy]

the constant boom sounds😭😭

[@CuppyTheCupper]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, that's why we shouldn't jump for the raw beef..

[@ThepersonOfficial]

man i hate it when i have to get parkour taxed because i am a parkour noob

[@Red2x12]

I like how he talks so calmly yet serious like these are real facts about parkour civilization 😭

[@tacitgamingfanREAL]

my doctor says i cant watch minecraft parkour videos because everytime i hear somebody call a wraparound a “neo” i fly into a blind rage

[@KwikBR]

this is NOT roblox they are not called wraparounds

[@40Ccents]

@@KwikBR they are not wraparounds, they are wraps‼

[@cyroghostman]

@@40Ccents wallhopping in minecraft is REAL

[@FartherChain515]

In parkour civilization, no one jumps for the raw mutton…

[@tungsten_cube_good]

wait until someone attempts the rabbit parkour jump.

[@Draconicfish2679]

But what about… _the legendary raw potato jump?_

[@Sheep.]

This might be the best Minecraft Parkour video ever created. Truly speaks volumes about our society.

[@NightmareHydra236]

The amount of sound effects is lore accurate

[@Brickproof]

Literally the most *funniest* thing I ever watched in my entire month...

[@massy__]

1:36 LMFAOOOOOOO I LAUGHED SO HARD IRL

[@SuperFanatic22731]

How do you laugh anywhere other then real life??

[@massy__]

@@SuperFanatic22731 agree agree

[@silverstone9598]

I love how you completely took out the whole villain clown and oceanwhatgaming part 😭

[@CrownVirtual]

this is why no one jumps for the porkchop

[@ColinIGuess]

3:06 The fact you purposely messed up and fell onto the ground is hilarious

[@Kity3]

the amount of stupid cutoffs and suspense sfx in this video is so stupid and i hate it and i love it at the same time

[@Pinkcircleguy]

the fucking thud every single 4 seconds is hilarious

[@ContagiousPow]

I found the blocks needed to match his 𝓯- jump!

[@superduongg8709]

The jump for the beef at the end was the best one of all