40 Minutes of the BEST Parks and Rec Cold Opens | Parks and Recreation

[@YouLousyKids]

I love how Andy's "Oh, Ron, cool baby" is exactly the amount of excitement that Ron appreciates.

[@edubvb5193]

Thank you, Andrew.

[@ZeranZeran]

haha you're right. He wants people to know he's a proud father, but not to obsess over him. The casual "Cool baby" made me crack up. I'm gonna use this on my sister just to see her reaction. (and then I'll probably want to cry and I will protect that baby with my LIFE.)

[@CMFF-60S]

God loves you all and has a plan for your life

[@SPARTANSIX-1]

The one with Ron pulling out his tooth is the best by far! Tom faints, April is grossed out but still fascinated, every one become more afraid of Ron. It’s the best.

[@mjw9310]

And his little toothless side grin he gives to the camera 😄

[@scruffd0g193]

Definitely not afraid more liked shocked.

[@CABALlc1]

Agreed. Lil'Sebastian a close second :)

[@ws6529]

Yes we all saw it

[@ArthurB26]

I don't know, Leslie confronting the kids throwing dog poo at eachother and actually getting into it js my favourite 😂

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

I love Ron just standing there patiently as he waits for Leslie to finish her song while someone is on fire. It’s likely not the first time she’s pulled this stunt.😉😆

[@CMFF-60S]

God loves you all and has a plan for your life

[@lbinfinity]

Seeing Ron giddy over Lil Sebastian is one of my favs 😂😂

[@natalie651]

I love how she says "Get out" to Ben. :)

[@kosmoss101]

it is just little horse i don't get it.

[@kilionas]

@@kosmoss101get out.

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

@@kosmoss101Get out.

[@AEtrane]

I love how absolutely jazzed everyone gets over Lil Sebastian

[@lynnie11000]

I love how Jerry secretly has the most amazing life!

[@jeffsims8270]

Well yea, at least from his perception. Sure, he's got a beautiful family (wife & daughters), lives fairly close to his favorite place in the world, and his homelife is a complete 180° from his public life in just about every way. But it still seems pretty bland IMO. But hey, if he's happy, then that matters! To each their own n stuff.🙂

[@SuperLadyDanger]

He also lives a long life with ever more loving relatives - sons in law, grandkids, great grandkids etc. I loved the theories that he was a Russian sleeper agent!!

[@trumancallaway1702]

@@jeffsims8270as ron said to Donna, don’t confuse drama with happiness. Excitement is not happiness.

[@curtisscherer590]

Don't you mean Larry, or Gary lol

[@WetAdek]

Tbh I would love do be friends with Jerry. I know that it's just an act, but imagine a person like that in real. A truly pure soul, really good man who deserves ALL the luck and happiness the world contains. Not many things move me, but when Jerry became Major, the celebration kinda moved me :)

[@notchs0son]

Hearing Aubrey plaza say, “ we must always walk behind the man “ is just gold.

[@jenkem69]

"Terry whats happening?" "Treat yo self!" Love when he can be in on things and not just the joke lol

[@babyzorilla]

Leslie: “when did you get a fish!?” Always so amazing to her friends.

[@Jorizzle22]

That's one of my favorite moments!

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Ron aggressively throwing his computer away in the dumpster will always be hilarious 😂

[@leonnoel9501]

30:40 Kathryn Hahn yelling 'PONCHO' still solid top 5 line deliveries of all time

[@ZesPak]

I think her "I don't think that's possible" just before that is even better.

[@Darknamja]

Agatha Harkness. 😉

[@JackPicko91]

The rap followed up with the "someone's on fire in Ramsatt Park" is comedy gold.

[@wormspeaker]

In case you didn't recognize it, it's an old Will Smith song. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIiWgXl5bZuIhKs

[@samuelluria4744]

​@@wormspeaker - Why the hell would you "explain" a joke, if people don't get it, then it's not meant for them....

[@VictorNedochetko]

@@samuelluria4744 Why the hell are you so salty?

[@samuelluria4744]

@@VictorNedochetko - Because if you don't get the motherfucking JOKE, then it was OBVIOUSLY not MEANT for you.

[@Jorizzle22]

Omg yes! It totally is.

[@FelipeKana1]

I was never a fan of how they treat Jerry / Larry, but that painting throw to the water was actually criminal.

[@BobWiley-dn2gf]

Fun fact i worked with the real life Jerry in lafayette indiana, not the actor but the real guy that inspired the character. Everyone treated him the same in real life lol but i thought that he was such a swell guy!!!!

[@AJayAnswersYou]

It's Garry!

[@mrpenguin4578]

I was looking for this comment. Sometimes you just wanna give a guy a hug.

[@janedoe5229]

I'm a plein air painter myself. That painting was very good. I would explode if someone did that to me.

[@Aethelia]

Always did find it disturbing how much Andy's actor loved doing those parts.

[@janm5854]

10:48 "Leslie, you'll never land a beau with that domineering tone." get's me every time

[@Aethelia]

That's how that is spelled? French is weird. "Beau" has almost every vowel except the one actually used to say it.

[@davidmiller3263]

We need an entire new show about Ron Swanson after he took over as superintendent of the national park

[@futasupastah]

It would’ve made a pretty good spinoff actually

[@izukumidoriya8600]

I can imagine, it's filmed with no talking except his own, just him doing his thing and teaching people about the wilderness in his own way, like Steve Irwin, Bear Grylls and Every Dad rolled into one

[@bptnmrphy3991]

with Roger Deakins in charge of the capturing the forest shots

[@dannyfromtheville3613]

💯

[@mariamalzahem7512]

"Leslie, you'll never land a beau with that domineering tone!" 😆

[@FTChomp9980]

I love how Ron Swanson has an album of eating at Charles Mulligans SteakHouse!

[@dewberrystar]

April: "Someone will die" Andy: "Of FUN" April: "And of MuRdErRrRr...." 😂

[@danielirl9252]

Jean Ralphio and his sister was an absolutely incredible introduction, im so glad they were introduced. Such funny and silly character's😂im all for it

[@KarriSeppala-zx3fx]

"We must always walk behind the man" 😂😂😂April is my favorite ❤❤❤😂😂

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

Ron's lesson in self-dentistry is the most iconic Swanson moment to me. 🦷

[@radfatdaddy4169]

I only lost one tooth naturally. As soon as I realized that I could get money for the suckers, I began twisting, pushing, pulling, and ripping them out. My dad yelled at me after the tenth one, " Hey! The tooth fairy doesn't want your bloody, gummy teeth!" But by then I wasn't doing it for the money anymore, I was doing it for the thrill

[@EvilWhiteColonialist]

the fact Ron let her finish her song before telling her someone was on fire....

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

“One of my five favourite types of talk, along with pillow, girl, real and Ted” 😂😂😂

[@kittycattt93]

7:25 the way Ben runs out of the room sends me everytime 😂😂

[@crazyhat15]

The dog poop one was so funny, whoever thought of that is a literal genius

[@KenobiStark1]

I absolutely love the Leslie/Ron dynamic but I’ve always wanted a show with just Ron haha him being mad at the youth of today, him being mad in general is just funny haha

[@speedracr7]

I never understood the 80 degrees being a thing one would want. I would die if my house was that warm.

[@M_SC]

Why

[@hitnailhalfway2485]

80 is a little too warm. 77 is the best.

[@BioBaitos]

because 80 is ludicrous. I sleep at 68, 72 in the day. Anything over causes sweat.@@M_SC

[@MLHMODZ]

@@hitnailhalfway2485that’s still too high for me. 69-72 is acceptable but I do live in Texas.

[@Ubercut]

@@MLHMODZ It is really high. I'm from Norway, and even we don't have it that warm inside.

[@jakemelinko]

I've seen them all multiple times and it never gets old

[@stevenloukinas2337]

Best single moment in the montage is Ron getting excited about little Sebastian. Cracks me up every time 😂

[@MarcB707]

Sapersteins are definitely the woooorrrrrrssssttttt!

[@jammin2575]

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[@bartoszdulas1703]

"Josef Stalin dies" "Yes Mom, and you replaced him." Kills me every time

[@davidcoleman1861]

Retrieving the “Go Bag” was brilliant!! 👌🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ptsd73]

Aaahaha! Ron broke the coffee machine and accused his colleagues for it just to watch them fight. 😂

[@desgowlron5010]

"It was getting too chummy around here. 😏"

[@Em-uy9wj]

Leslie you’ll never land a beau with that domineering tone!!!! 😂😂😂 Aubrey really shines in this role

[@sputnikalgrim]

“Don’t sass me” this show was peak comedy

[@brentamador171]

I watched one of these compilations the other day. And someone was kind enough to point out when Ron shouts “APRIL!” It sounds like he’s saying “HEY BRO!” Now you’ll never unhear it lol

[@jeffsims8270]

Hmm, kinda wish I knew what scene this takes place🤔

[@mariamalzahem7512]

​@@jeffsims8270when he's asking her how the computer knows who he is.

[@SyndicateBrink]

Imagine being one of these teen guys as adults and you suddenly you remember that you had a PVE dog-poop fight in a park with the incumbant president. 17:36

[@prajnachan333]

"Parks and Recreation"is definitely 💯% a contender for one of, if not the funniest show ever produced, or given birth to. I never laugh more often or harder than it's intelligent, witty, dry humor. I love this show and I missed so much of it I need to catch up on. These Cold Open videos are a treasure trove of debased, rude and crude humor segments. Laugh out loud debauchery. 😂 🎉

[@fernandoblengio]

I love April's face when she says "Blood Orphans"

[@fr1zl]

Amy Poheller singing Parents Just Don't Understand while somebody in the park is on fire. Lol.

[@natashacairnes9737]

The broken coffee machine is my best by far! I have watched this a couple of times and laughed so hard I cried! 😂

[@brentamador171]

Jean Ralphio is so annoying, it makes me enjoy him every time I see him

[@jeffsims8270]

The Saperstein siblings are the Be-EHHHHHHHHH-eh-eh-ehhhhst, they are the best!

[@justasweatyboi3222]

Jerry maybe the butt of some jokes but i love the dad energy here 13:16

[@southsidejohnny5624]

It’s Larry now.

[@rodjoass7284]

Gary

[@jonovankirk]

I love that Leslie doesn't even flinch when Ron pulls his tooth out it's a nice detail. She knows exactly what he's doing

[@naatkeey]

"Someone's back from London, no it's not the queen" is hilarious now💀

[@L.i.am95]

i hope everyone here is lucky enough to find themselves a leslie one day

[@LeLabersack]

and leave the Aprils for the Andys

[@Max-yt7te]

“Stop singing, kiss me” was really cute

[@esthers.9185]

I was just reminded of my concern for Tom, who keeps his apartment at 80 degrees fahrenheit and has tons of blankets nearby. Is he.. is he okay? Does he have a medical condition that makes him crazy cold? I wouldn't personally be able to relax in an indoor 80 degree environment, let alone sleep with multiple blankets on top of me. Anyways lol, great video as always from the Parks and Rec account, Happy Holidays to everyone who celebrates!

[@J75Pootle]

Just converted to Celsius and yeah, if my maths is right, I have to agree with you. That's the kind of temperature where if that was the average outside weather I'd be constantly looking for shade and trying to keep cool, so how he's comfortable in that temperature *inside **_with blankets_* I have no idea

[@M_SC]

I hate Americans who keep things artificially cold as if air conditioning wasn’t destroying the entire planet

[@AshleyFromTX]

It’s a joke.

[@rxg9er]

I think it's supposed to be a comment on how short and skinny he is.

[@Qwerty.240]

I keep my room at 25+ celsius (80 farhenheit) too. Above 35°C i start feeling hot... everything until that point is normal

[@EricaGarfinkel]

Never gets old I could literally rewatch it till I die with a smile on my face.

[@mehmetakifodabas9154]

they always do dirty to jerry but he is so nice

[@stoagymahalo5268]

Thing I LOVE about this series. The fact random points EVERYONE's together for a moment.

[@midnightsunnn1850]

love the dog poop fight with leslie

[@raven11356]

Ron throwing away the computer after learning it is tracking him is too funny.

[@saradipitydo9666]

I also love the April saying men are our master hahahah and we must walk behind the men…I quote that all the time lmao

[@jeffhendrix7662]

I don’t know if April still works there, but she would be great in “only murderers in the building” if she ever thought about acting. She was such a natural in the Parks and Recreation doceseries .

[@leftylewis9574]

Sir u r confused

[@Jorizzle22]

😂😂😂

[@TheC0mart]

I will never be able to hear “here’s the situation” without immediately responding with “your parents went away on a weeks vacation”

[@Jorizzle22]

Me too!!!! That's so funny.

[@Thorn99855]

Leslie getting into winning the dog poop fight with the teenagers is hilarious.

[@stannygorganzo]

15:09 the way the painting was still there after Leslie threw it

[@GuardianCor]

After Leslie YEETS Jerry's painting into the lake, at 15:08 there's a brief shot of him grabbing his head in shock....even though the painting is back on his easel.

[@Kurvanaa]

I was born ready. I’m Ron F#%*$@! Swanson.

[@noles9998]

Donna’s REALLY!! Had me rolling 😂

[@judoclawplays962]

The bug out bag literally says Tammy 1

[@neilwu3912]

Leslie: I did it, I broke i- Ron: No, no yo udidn't.

[@Grand_Master_Skywalker]

Ron throwing away the computer like that fixes his privacy issues

[@Ron_Swanson384]

"Nesnie lope" has me rolling overy time 😅

[@hankhooper1637]

You bet everyone in this show is like "I was once a bigger star than Chris Pratt." Its funny because if you were guessing who would be a huge movie star from this show, he's not the obvious choice imo.

[@leftylewis9574]

They all have very good careers save for Donna and jerry

[@demonindeath5567]

1:30 also just found out where this meme is from ....

[@ethangreig938]

Ok fine, I'll watch parks and rec again

[@MsLila1507]

I like a lot of things, actually I LOVE a lot of things in Parks and Rec, but I can’t find it funny the way April treats Ann.

[@leftylewis9574]

It really is meanness for the sake of meanness

[@Sirfryingpan]

Ron carried the entire show on his back and you can fight me on that

[@brandonnadeau1146]

“This is one of my running feet!”

[@tedmosby5755]

“The woooorrrsssttt!! She’s the worst in the world.”

[@watchingpilgrim8851]

April: Can I take the question marks? I want to put them on stop signs... Lol haha

[@pokemaster1725]

Post parks and rec nick needs to do a vpn commercial as Ron Swanson

[@Jorizzle22]

"Now i have two best friends. Ann and Ann. Both more beautiful than the other." 😂

[@benedekkoszo2836]

I low how Chris says at the animal department: “This huuuurts” 😂😂

[@stoops120682]

28:19 such a great snapshot of each character in quick succession

[@mariamalzahem7512]

OH MY GOSH!!! I've never noticed the hilarious, ridiculous flippity-flappity dancing Tom is doing during the surprise Treat Yo' Self 2017 reveal llllllllolol 😂 25:08

[@lifeisdead01]

The first time I saw eyebrowless Ron start to run with that backpack I couldn't breathe 🤣

[@BryanRamirezChavarria]

Tonight I decided to look up my name online for homework, this lead me to find about the 8 personality type, -- so far so good. But then I see this "show" Parks and Recreation" with GOOD potential for greatness. It is an enormous idea. Honestly, I respect it and admire it. Yet, I have a strong desire to watch it FULL. I noticed the bright peculirities of the characters, nonetheless, I dont have free acess to the show yet because I feel best giving my money to my mother, my son and my flock of Venezuelan friends coming to the USA. I am in owe, and utter satisfaction to see YALL doing what makes you happy. Have a Long Life.

[@Comrade2261]

"Josef Stalin dies" "Yes mom, and you replaced him."

[@RS-tp9gr]

“The real Cinderella didn’t have hippo feet”

[@queeniebell7087]

“We must always walk behind the men.”

[@dave131]

"Joseph Stalin dies?" "Yes mom, and you replaced him"

[@odditex2396]

Ron swanson is my spirit animal

[@samuelosebemoriasi2217]

Joe: Still got it Joe Leslie: No you dont... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FreshlySnipes]

This was such a great show

[@BioBaitos]

Bro 80 degrees night an day? I would be sweating all day and night with no sleep.

[@cannot_find_aNisha]

Ron is the father of Andy and April....love how he says "son" and " dont sass me" to both of them...

[@b1rdsh0t80]

36:18 it’s so crazy that that’s how Donna looked in the beginning

[@Theisnation212]

12:14 😂😂 don’t remember this at all

[@AngelAshes36]

Leslie, still sitting with Ron after everyone cleared the room after he pulled his tooth, perfectly illustrates the inner strength, dedication, and integrity of character and why she has the deep respect of everyone around her despite being a total goof ball.

[@JaqenHghar.]

Tom is a lunatic. 80°? At night?!

[@chublez]

Crazy at any time.

[@phyllischaffin4052]

Yep. 80 is too high any time.

[@TheJesseWylde]

the fact ron has a tammy 1 bug out bag stashed at work is hilarious

[@Meltedcheese567]

I want to know what Andy was going to rhyme with "it's not the royal baby I think his name is Jeff."

[@TheCoolTube]

I love how April is always staring right into the camera when something horribly awkward happens.

[@gigasrex]

PONCHO!

[@stephenm8725]

This is enlivening up my holidays for sure

[@dreamsoflorien8237]

Tammy slapping her face with jerky 😂😂😂😂

[@beelarmi]

'Gasses fill the volume of whatever container they're in' .... 'school😎😎😎' Andy is great

[@puppetofmasters]

the sound Jenny Slate makes after "pitbull concert" is the most weird, random and bestest thing ever... :D