Parkway student suspended for posting 'joke' flyer saying masturbation is safer than vaping

A Parkway South student has been suspended for posting a flyer in the bathroom suggesting students masturbate instead of vape. The student said it was intended as a joke.

[@bartham9285]

poor freakin guy, so glad parkway made a stage manager go on stage unprepped because a joke made them look bad.

[@boxgang3861]

Lol almost got suspended from that school for memes didn’t think anyone could get suspended for something even stupider

[@jackmelch585]

Damn bruh, parkway on some authoritarianism

[@sarcasmallover8999]

What was the impact/disruption that they cited? The father posited that maybe some parents called and complained, but what else? It got on social media, so I guess media picked it up and the school had to issue "this was a fake school flyer, duh" statement?

[@Tito_Ash]

#freedylan this dude was joking it’s not a crime to promote anti vape in a funny way

[@ryderward9900]

Whos the hot guy they are interviewing

[@lilq4593]

Hi I go here and everyone agrees even most parents that this punishment is ridiculous. My friend who is a girl was physically harassed by a boy and they said they would move him out of the class and he would get consequences (because it was all on camera) and the next week he returned to class as usual and my friend felt so unsafely about how the situation was handled it influenced her decision to graduate early. also kids who get in fist fights are back within a week...okay dr.aitch.

[@kennedybingman5920]

an icon

[@jessenorman91]

love you Dylan, best of luck

[@warlockarcher]

What up Jesse?

[@jessenorman91]

TOILET GO WOOSH POO GO BYE oh shit my identity has been exposed

[@lilq4593]

Also the posters claim technically isn’t wrong from a health standpoint. Like he said it IS an anti vaping poster...

[@Catzilla4000]

That's my boi It is technically safer tho xd

[@autumn8987]

u rock

[@rodbelding9523]

Hes not wrong though

[@kateewing2999]

FREE DYLAN oh my god

[@johnburrows5119]

Masturbation is a healthy alternative to school. )

[@DBallout74]

Yea I’m gonna vape even more now

[@Arthurpreston21]

I literally go to the school LMAO

[@JarrettD12]

its not bad

[@warlockarcher]

I go to this school lol

[@jessieschlee3473]

He doesn't look like he is sorry. i don't think the punishment is harsh. The parent doesn't even see the sickness of this.

[@gabrieliscool1621]

hahahaha XD