Party banter [complete] | Dragon Age: Inquisition

[@jeremym8748]

"It won't hurt me it's friendly fire", ~Cole

[@APerson-mf9uk]

Turned "Friendly Fire" on for the rest of my game after that

[@HopeEsthiem15]

He's actually correct cuz he said that the magic of spells are created by the spirits of the fade do if his friend uses it and he's a spirit hybrid thing it probably really can't hurt him

[@thelonelyboner4060]

4th wall broken

[@derekstapleton3396]

I love Cole. Most of his dialogue can be really hilarious.

[@lacyanderson9021]

I love how earnest he is when he says it too. He really is trying to convince Varric it is true. Which it would be if Varric actually believed it but that's not my point. So yeah

[@gastly777]

Dorian: "Cole, that wooden duck on my bed; was that you?" Cole: "No, I'm not a wooden duck..."

[@close2001]

He's so naive, that's why I love him

[@josephcole8102]

+Grey Naught when iron bull asked what coles stop word is, he said stop

[@localinfantkicker]

"I couldn't find one with little wheels though I'm sorry" AWWW BABY

[@brighturuloki]

Blackwell: "How did you find Skyhold?" Solas: "I looked." Ah, Solas. Snark.

[@disgustedcharlie6679]

Blackwall: "Now you sound like Cole."

[@schleepy6362]

YEp, just looked. Nothing suspicious there, nononononono

[@lennynull-funf-zehn5416]

Varric: "I like the stories where the villain was the man beside you the whole time." 'Solas liked that'

[@aubreyhuff46]

'Solas Approves' you mean?

[@PlanetLovingMom]

Varric over here also predicting the outcome of SW: KOTOR 2 🤣😬

[@MandalorianRevan]

"Anders Approves"

[@spacejesus6581]

@@PlanetLovingMom Kreia was an anti-hero, not truly a villain, people seem to forget that without her Nihilus would've easily devoured the entire Galaxy before she even had a chance to kill the force Plus, she's not wrong about the force, it IS cruel how it shapes everything instead of free will being everyone's right, now that I think about it her plan isn't that different from Solas'

[@Kaia373]

@@aubreyhuff46 Solas slightly approves 🤣 can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this!

[@Dragon_Age_Babe]

You forgot one between Dorian and Cole. (upon entering the kitchen in the Winter Palace) Cole: "Breath painful, stabbing, and then real stabbing, lungs full, frothing, scent of apples as it all goes black." Dorian: "Death by apple pie," a lovely poem by our dear friend Cole.

[@zimtkind2255]

That's region specific banter though, different from these. I hadn't gotten that one before. Thanks for sharing. :)

[@PlanetLovingMom]

I heard it when I played it! It was hilarious 🤣

[@PunkRockZombie205]

That's so cool that this game has so much content that no one person can experience it all

[@JoshJenrayAK47]

BHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA..!!!

[@Alhapra]

@@PunkRockZombie205 IKR 🤣 , first time playing Dragon Age series from Inquisition have started just now and I really enjoy this type of game, will go backward to Origins and 2 after I finish this..

[@phantasticgoose]

"That orb Corypheus carries... are you certain that it's of elven origin?" *COUGH COUGH COUGH*

[@Sammy4549]

Cole: Your knife is big. Blackwall: It's a sword. Cole: It's bigger than mine. Blackwall: And now you've made it awkward... God, Cole's the best character ever!

[@matthewgaviola8885]

2:00:30

[@Hjalmar_an_Craite]

@Roland Deschain Nope, it's Blackwall.

[@notahamster333]

_tats_ not a knoife, *this* is a knoife...

[@hisseraveilguard]

@@Hjalmar_an_Craite blackwall is surely the best! My fav romance also

[@eddieowen2122]

"he's not that old, perhaps twenty years, no more" -Codex entry on Cole

[@skubu8262]

Inquisition really had the best party banter. Even better than origins. It informed their characters and managed to show growth. It's insane how underappreciated this was at launch.

[@RoseMay3]

And it’s such a pity that you barely hear any of it in the game, especially if you’re using fast traveling or horses often. That’s why I come here to listen to it.

[@sarcastichamsandwich5413]

(Vivienne to Solas) "You'll need eternal life and omniscience." *Coughing violently*

[@timemonkey]

+Emnuzuse Alor He's got one but not the other.

[@onyxguard1000]

+timemonkey he doesn't have either the Elven "gods" were just extremely powerful mages who called themselves gods solas says this himself also they can be killed and defeated.

[@JShort89]

+onyxguard1000 The ancient elves, which Solas is, were immortal. Assuming he isn't killed, he likely will live forever.

[@DragonQueenEmmi]

+Emnuzuse Alor HAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[@moomimi]

Their banter lol. They're both intelligent yet different philosophy.

[@manuelholman9223]

Blackwall - " hey cole, say something interesting." Cole - " something interesting. " Blackwall -" I guess I deserved that one." HAHAHA cole is a troll.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

Manuel Holman Dorian: "Cole, the wooden duck I found on my bed, was that you?" Cole: "No, I am not a wooden duck."

[@oliverlambert1336]

Blackwall - "Your fine Cole, even with some of things that come out of your mouth." Cole - "There was once a man with bees coming out his mouth" Blackwall - "That's what I'm talking about..."

[@nd35780]

"Cole, you should be careful dancing around with those daggers when I'm throwing fire." "It won't hurt me, it's friendly fire." Oh my God, Cole, you slay me!!

[@stephlrideout]

"You should not encourage that thing." "Solas isn't a thing." Lmaoooooo

[@manuelholman9223]

Holy cow. I haven't seen this comment in 5 yrs 2k likes? Jesus

[@joripien]

Knock knock. Who's there? Cole. Cole who? I's me, Cole. That is my name.

[@averongodoffire8098]

Actually laughed my ass off

[@loob450]

1:08:10

[@PlanetLovingMom]

This is why, in my fanfic, my protagonist (NOT the Inquisitor) teaches Cole clean funny knock knock jokes 🤣

[@mangomage33]

I love how bull hired a sex worker for cole, and instead of actually doing the nasty cole gave her therapy

[@daydreamerX200]

He got instructions from Castiel.

[@Chirpysemperboy]

And Bull wasn't to upset about it. Kinda like "Well, I frankly didn't know what to expect from that."

[@Marryjanesbud]

Prostitute. Bull hired a Prostitute for Cole.

[@ZackExplorer28]

@@stoneageprude3021 what's the difference? sex worker, prostitute, same thing.

[@BradTheAmerican]

@@stoneageprude3021 Fictional or not, a prostitute is a sex worker so Idk why that would bother you.

[@Emilytea]

Dorian and Vivienne bitching to each other, and then agreeing; "At least we're not Antivan" They're the shadieesssttttt bitchhhessss I adore them

[@PurpleHazePro]

I'm telling Josephine

[@silverknight6684]

Inquisitor: You guys know my girlfriend is antivan right ?

[@jayce1850]

Imagine if Zev was there lol. "Ouch. You know, that really hurts."

[@brokenpieces5852]

Let’s be honest, the two of them would being messaging people passive aggressively, wearing ugs and drinking Starbucks.

[@localinfantkicker]

Don't insult Zevran and Josephine like that 😤😤😤

[@rossofthehighlands]

'varric i went to kirkwall once' 'yeah?' 'it was a bit of a shithole' 'yeah.'

[@B-rex395]

DA2 in a nutshell

[@nuriel1825]

Dorian is the ultimate sassmaster.

[@zakimunaan2477]

+Silver Pudding dorian vs morrigan.. :p

[@AngelCakes1997]

The sassiest assmaster that ever lived

[@mitchellamar3286]

pwoper fish A sasster if you will

[@VMMMCXV]

-sassmaster- *assmaster*

[@Outlaw7263]

Zaki Munaan dorian vs Alistair

[@vusumuzincube1882]

Vivienne - "You should not encourage that thing" Cole - "Solas isn't a thing" Solas - "Well said" I lost my shit and laughed uncontrollably. This was funny

[@isayahills4889]

ive never used Vivienne within my party (but im always friendly with her) so ive never got this! this is hilarious! cole is so innocent and solas seems quite proud in this moment

[@spacejesus6581]

isaya Hills Vivienne is the worst companion in the series, at least Anders was interesting and Oghren was funny

[@isayahills4889]

@@spacejesus6581 I agree shes the worst (which is why I've never used her in party)😋 And I agree 😊

[@dawnmoon6086]

In what minute?

[@Valyrianalien]

@@dawnmoon6086 1:42:50 is the start of other companions' reactions to the spirit-stuff Cole/Solas say, Viv is 1:43:15

[@IHeartGameplay]

I love how Varric and Iron Bull get along with literally everyone.

[@matynavarro8548]

Bull not so much with Dorian.

[@IHeartGameplay]

+Maty Navarro yes. In which they are not friends but lovers.

[@matynavarro8548]

Well yeah.

[@edakanari1984]

When you listen to other conversations seprately for both bull and dorian you see how they really love each other

[@vinnythewebsurfer]

I thought Solas and Bull were a bit angry but than it went even.

[@SuperRyuDragon]

The best stories are the ones where the villian was right beside you all along. Holy shit.

[@lunasanti1946]

the foreshadowing was strong

[@ciracookie7491]

oh god i am just 30 hours in now i have to know who it is thx m8

[@SuperRyuDragon]

Beat the game to find out. It's worth it!

[@SuperRyuDragon]

Also you'll need to play the trespasser dlc too. It's continuation dlc that takes place after the main game (It's worth it)

[@allstarrusse4761]

The villan is still corfy face idk what you talk about lol. The next dragon age doesnt even have an actual villan yet just some plot waiting yet to be written perfectly

[@donovan9456]

Cole: "They're dragon horns, not bull horns. You should've named yourself The Iron Dragon." Bull: "Well............ Shit! That would've been better!" I'm done! hahahahahahaha XD

[@lightfain199]

Donovan94 I named my inquisitor that specifically for that conversation

[@17Watman]

Best one I’ve heard.

[@glowhoo9226]

He could’ve called his mercenaries the dragon’s claws or dragon’s teeth

[@Chirpysemperboy]

It would have been funny if that poke fun at that trope. Iron Bull: Yeah, I noticed. But everyone calls themselves a Dragon of some sort, it's kinda tired honestly. But Bull? That nicknames still got stone good milage on it and it is still terrifying. You wouldn't pick a fight with a Dragon, but you also wouldn't pick a fight with a Bull.

[@saintpoli6800]

The_SCP _Foundation So badass haha

[@vusumuzincube1882]

Sera - "You can make magic anywhere Solas, ever piss it by accident?" Solas - "No, wait... No"

[@NehnBellanaris]

Sera: What? How do you not remember something like that? Solas: We were all young once.

[@rokkfel4999]

Hahaha sola trying time remember that one time in Arlathan where he drank wine for the first time and trying to see if he did piss magic ahh

[@bethkrager6529]

He's such a troll to sera.

[@Aknaught92]

Cole-"I had to fight a rat for it." Cassandra-"Oh, thank you Cole." Cole-"He wasn't a very big rat." Dammit Cole, stahp, my heart can't take your adorableness.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

Aknaught92 I loved his conversations with Blackwall. Sometimes I wished I could give that Warden a hug, Cole sounded like he would do the same - just to make the pain go away as he would describe it.

[@rokkfel4999]

Aknaught92 (there should have been a Lil cutscene I don't care if it broke the scene haha I want to see cole fight a rat

[@lacyanderson9021]

@@rokkfel4999 that would have been the greatest thing ever!!!!

[@rokkfel4999]

@@lacyanderson9021 thank you....just barley saw your comment

[@smorch9322]

Dorian: I’m curious about you, that’s why I’m asking so many questions! Cole: :0 Im curious about you! Can I ask you questions? Dorian: Sure! Go ahead! Cole: great :) Why are you mad at your dad

[@WorksTooMuch]

Dont play 20 questions with a mind reader :P

[@Pigganon]

Cole is a precious fade baby and must be protected

[@journey95far49]

Cole is annoying af

[@silverknight6684]

It feels like Varric and Iron Bull parent him while Solas is the cool uncle

[@PurpleHazePro]

@@silverknight6684 Iron Bull is definitely the cool uncle since he brought him a prostitute. Lol Solas is more the Father with Varric

[@thatonedude]

@@journey95far49 i would love to know who you actually do like.

[@aloonavideoandgames]

I love Cole and adore Dorian. Toghether they're fantastic.

[@marionmaier7801]

When Cole explains the Joke to Sera he says "Cullen explains it better". Does that mean Cullen regularly explains things to Cole? Just jokes or other things too? Either way, the mental image is incredibly cute

[@HinataElyonToph]

I love how Solas and Cassandra have nothing but respect for the other and are willing to hear each other out on different things

[@beansontoast6622]

Indeed, it’s very refreshing in the current political climate.

[@virtualdream_]

I always bring Cass, Solas and Cole with me. It's the perfect team. Wish I could bring Bull, too.

[@rokkfel4999]

caedis I wish we could bring everyone and idk have pretty epic fights wish it was like that during some of the missions

[@WickedSoulXD]

"Please speak up, I can't hear you over your outfit." That line gets me every time XD Solas is so snarky for a 'grim and fatalistic' character

[@gensimpdolphin8027]

Varric call him "Chuckles" for a reason

[@Kefalion]

Indeed he is snarky. I also love how he laughs when Cole points out that Iron Bull and the Inquisitor did "it" on the wartable once

[@LiquidIronTV]

What banter was that?

[@benmackennall2419]

Kefalion or how he makes a joke about the rift tying them up before swallowing them up. He's so great

[@CEPIC21]

Kefalion omg when did he say that??

[@momojackandluke]

"no that outfit is sorry" "apostate hobo" "i can't hear you over your outfit" xD sassy solas

[@sinoverlord1787]

Ruru "unwashed apostate hobo"

[@MrGenjirouu]

Omg Vivienne added the salt to the wound with unwashed apostate hobo

[@Yume03]

Ruru I got that „No that outfit is sorry” banter right after Solas broke up with me I so needed that! Dorian as your BFF to the rescue ;P

[@cairrean2412]

Pretty sure Solas only said the last line. The other two were said by Dorian to Solas.

[@alnotbiggaytho7124]

@@MrGenjirouu for people who go mage only lmao

[@imtiyazahmediram8928]

*44:49**-**45:00* Vivienne: My dear Dorian, what did you think of little Sera's last Red Jenney mission? Dorain: I call it medium. Vivienne: Medium, my dear..? Dorian: Yes! It wasn't rare and it certainly wasn't well done. LMAO!!! 😂🤣

[@Enterprise-D666]

Waldorf: What was that? Statler: It's called the medium sketch. Waldorf: The medium sketch? Statler: Yeah, it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done. Both: DOHOHOHOHOHO!

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

I love Dorian's sass.

[@HunterKiller762]

I think the whole mental chess game between Bull and Solas was on of the coolest things I've ever heard

[@edgelordgaming7923]

James Anderson “You sneaky son of a *****!” Great part

[@S117M4sterChief]

James Anderson It’s actually based on an actual game played during the 20th century.

[@isabellastens3078]

Yeah... I heard it the first time and i was like HOW do you do THAT!!!

[@lobojoe6351]

@@S117M4sterChief 19th. 1851.

[@brokenpieces5852]

Someone straight up played the dialogue over top of a game they had programmed with every single move. Props to BioWare for not just calling out random moves

[@Just-A-Gamer1524]

Varric: Alright who's the toughest, Liliana, Josephine, or Cassandra? Cassandra: I'm right here you know! Varric: that doesn't mean it rules you out. Solas: what about Cullen? Varric: who? Curly? They just keep him around because he looks pretty.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Ashley Mustang18 I keep Curly around because he’s very pretty and nice 😂 poor Cullen. And Leliana’s “Hush. Just stand and look pretty” to Cullen

[@Just-A-Gamer1524]

@@terra_the_nightingale135 oh I forgot about that one! Thankyou!

[@Witzke231]

Varric is not wrong. Cullen is very pretty. But my bet is between Cassandra and Leliana. Leliana is versed in both politics and combat. Cassandra is likewise, but as a warrior instead of a rogue.

[@kraziiXIII]

@@Witzke231 Let's not forget Josephine. She is much younger than Leliana and Cassandra but she is also a noble like Cassandra and well versed in the game. She has a lot of potential. She is also the only one who is business-minded. Is it not more impressive to turn an enemy into a friend than it is to kill them? Everyone has a price. I wonder what would've happened if Josie had become the Inquisitor? Corypheus would probably lose both of his generals through well timed dinner parties.

[@TheGeoCheese]

@@kraziiXIII actually Leliana is the toughest of them all. She’s survived quite a lot of events, the most important one being the 5th Blight after the complete and utter disaster at Ostagar instigated by Loghain.

[@TheQueenNarwhal]

I'd like to think I'm not obsessed, but here I am on hour three of a 5 and a half hour video of party banter between video game characters.

[@Sc4rletAss4ssin]

Hahaha! Same

[@DragonologyDpt]

Yep same XDDD

[@Overlord0011]

I've got ya beat. This is my third time watching this video from start to finish.

[@mirjoin]

Overlord0011 I've listened to it twice while doing homework! It's just great!

[@LaMortesAbyss]

Marianne S The dialogue is rather natural, so I find it a learning experience.

[@MythicMoonArt]

I love that Cole slowly gets almost all of the companions to like him at the end in his own special little way

[@TheRockhead9]

Except Vivienne.

[@Bra1n__St3w]

I love how all it took for iron bull is for Cole to call Krem a male, I love the 3 of them

[@jonasbs86]

@@TheRockhead9 because vivienne is an asshole.

[@RashidMBey]

Vivienne warms to him, but she recognizes a very real danger most fans fail to appreciate: Cole can become a demon and kill unceremoniously. She's not only been taught to fear demons and spirits, for they'll tempt and raze, but she has witnessed their destruction and warned others of it. And even SHE warms up to Cole at the end, learning that there's a grey she never appreciated before, even if there's a danger companionship can't remove.

[@SeventhheavenDK]

@@jonasbs86 . She is smart.

[@horsenuggets1018]

40:20 Dorian: [sass battling] "At least we're not Antivan" Vivienne: "Quite right thank the Maker" Josephine: *what*

[@isaiasvalladares4210]

Zevran: *Si...what*

[@Witzke231]

Zevran: What?

[@Chirpysemperboy]

And Vivienne defending Dorian's relationship with the Inquisitior. There is a heart in there...it's just buried deep down.

[@aubreyhuff46]

@@Chirpysemperboy Way down. It's so far down that it finally got to the bitch core.

[@RandomLoverOfNoodles]

Also, low key, Vivienne is from Antiva but moved to the Circle early in life. Someone get this woman's mother...

[@VTown1989]

1:19:17 *Cole:* "The Iron Bull, do you ever worry that a demon could be standing off to the left where your eye can't see?" *Iron Bull:* "Well I Do Now" ಠ_ಠ

[@JnEricsonx]

Meanwhile, in The Fade: Everyone, if I get possessed, feint on my blind side, then go low. Cullen says I leave myself open.

[@amandasovereign1391]

one too many eyes on iron bull there

[@l.j.1417]

Haha more like 0_-

[@austinaldy2150]

I got that line in the Deep Roads after the first encounters with Shriek, the timing and dialogues makes me spit my coffee. 😂

[@ellispedersen4192]

listening to coles banter has made him easily one of my favourite dragon age characters

[@Blind_Dragoon]

Same here, he's just too cute.

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

On my very first playthrough of DAI, I ended up putting him in my party for a while alongside Dorian and The Iron Bull. Once Bull and Cole started bonding despite Bull's clear discomfort with anything spirited or demon-y, I was sold. Cole is my boy. I will fight for him.

[@taylorodell7444]

Cole was about to end Solas’s whole career.

[@othergeorgea]

We love to see it

[@AtlasCarter]

@@othergeorgea we really do

[@RandomLoverOfNoodles]

1:37:04 and 1:38:47

[@lewismartin3430]

Cole-nearly spills the beans solas-*sweats in fen heral*

[@taylorodell9017]

Oh hey it’s my old account

[@FM_ris]

Varric: "Look seeker, if you love a character you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer... Maybe throw in an heroic death" Varric: "I like the stories where the villain was the man beside you the whole time. The best villains don't see themselves as evil. They're fighting for a good cause and willing to get their hands dirty" Solas: "we all have a face we want to show and a face we do not." UGH BIOWARE. I HATE YOU.

[@thegreywardenherald8923]

The heroic death one sounds like the "Ultimate Sacrifice" ending to Dragon Age Origins.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Jhonny Auditore don’t you dare mention that route. I can never manage to kill Alistair

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Jhonny Auditore I mean it’s always satisfying to see Loghain die but I’d have to lose Alistair either way if I’d use Loghain

[@lucianscorner7666]

I've been sobbing for the last two years. Mr. Chuckles...ma vhenan...

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

lucian's corner DONT BRING THE “ma vhenan” STUFF HERE. I DONT NEED MY HEART TO FEEL EVEN MORE BROKEN

[@bananafingurs34]

Dorian: "Ya know Varric, I went to Kirkwall once." Varric: "Yea?" Dorian: "Bit of a shithole." Varric: "Yea..."

[@MsMeteorShower]

"Solas, what's this whole look of yours about?" "I'm sorry...?" "No, that OUTFIT is sorry."

[@Olivia-iv7xj]

"Please speak up! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR OUTFT!"

[@crimsonshadow2299]

Dorian is the best friend we all wish we had

[@WitchesDomain]

I love that Cassandra usually thanks Cole for most of the things he says, I find it so sweet and wholesome

[@SwordMasamune]

I cant believe I just spent 5 and a half hours listening to the banter... all of the banter...

[@todd4454]

It was totally worth it

[@vinnythewebsurfer]

I just played through the game with only Varric Solas and Cassandra. I wanted to hear what the rest would sound like and my god it's all gold as when I listened to Varric's sarcasm and wit or Solas's introspective.

[@jackgaona3715]

Listened to this probably 10+ times now

[@pitalover25]

It's a fantastic listen. I cant stand the idea of missing a conversation between others. When i found this it was a dream. 5 hrs well spent

[@Shadowpack95]

when EA backs the fuck off and lets Bioware do there jobs look what we get, goo characters and banter and a great game

[@dontbesckmindedLOL]

inquisition road trip. varric truly is the heart of the team.

[@kingquan3826]

Weird cause no one ever uses him

[@Blind_Dragoon]

Damn right, Varric, Iron Bull and Dorian are great as a team.

[@kingquan3826]

*Iron bull, sera and Dorian Fuck varric

[@vinnythewebsurfer]

I love them all. Skryim had the best traveling but the camaraderie is so unique in Dragon Age, even for an RPG.

[@TheMysteriouswatcher]

+imAChristian I mean his character is amazing but stats wise he sucks since he can't use crafted bows and the Artficier tree is the weakest of the three rogue specializations.

[@SleepyReaper75]

I swear, the inquisition is like one big family With Cole being the youngest brother everyone takes care of

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

Cole is literally the house puppy that everyone loves and protects fiercely. It's like if they Awakened a dog in D&D. Cole is the purest thing.

[@llechosy4809]

MsCunningLinguistic well exclude Vivienne.

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

Sera hates him too.

[@AllegoricSiren]

Everyone thinks they’re taking care of Cole but really, Cole is taking care of them

[@deathsthrall145]

He's more like the child of the inquisitor and whomever they romance.

[@localinfantkicker]

9 interesting companions with great dialogue: *exists* Everyone: Cole: *breathes* Everyone: *holding their cameras up sobbing* "YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE"

[@hinata1ize]

That is so true 😂😂😂😂

[@sgt.viktorreznov3rdshockar238]

Mind you, the fact that they made a spirit a companion for DA:I was very interesting.

[@PsyrenXY]

@@sgt.viktorreznov3rdshockar238 They had a spirit companion in Awakening, but he was nowhere near as cool as Cole

[@tirich91]

PsyrenXY technically wynn was a spirit as well, and so was anders.

[@spacejesus6581]

8* Vivienne is boring

[@phkun4435]

"He wishes he didn't meant it" about what Dorian's father told him. That hit deep my guys

[@Claramata]

Things you learn in party banter: Cole cannot drop a subject and Solas is a goddamn troll

[@Chirpysemperboy]

Iron Bull is a deviant

[@okami_eddy]

Varric is still a master at nicknames.

[@rokkfel4999]

Claramata Vivienne is a a very very very stern woman who doesn’t like to show her true emotions(look into some of her banter with Cole Dorian and Cassandra and Blackwall.

[@FlowersOfIcetor]

Bull: The new Arishok doesn't have horns at all. Usually means they're destined for something special. Yeah, Bull. Shirts.

[@S117M4sterChief]

Nightfangfox Need some ice for that burn, Bull?

[@stalker747alf7]

@@S117M4sterChief don't he just rubs it on his nipples

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

Thats bcz Sten is the Arishok now

[@rokkfel4999]

And hats

[@rokkfel4999]

@@st4ne4rmthevill63 wait really

[@rhythmangel4298]

Dorian - “Ah, Solas. You startled me. You’re always so nondescript.” Solas - “Speak up. I can’t hear you over your outfit.” Makes me laugh every time 😂

[@shoyohinata3462]

Does this only happen if Dorian is wearing Plaideweeve?

[@RazielTheUnborn]

@@shoyohinata3462 Nope, any color

[@shoyohinata3462]

Thank you for clarifying @RazielTheUnborn

[@TheFlowerchild712]

​@@shoyohinata3462 Funnily enough I put them all in the same cloth and metal. This line cracked me up especially since they were both in the same exact outfit.

[@gabrielsanandres537]

Varic greatly approves

[@bradley8867]

party banter, is the coolest part about BioWare games

[@windguid]

agreed, it makes the game feel more alive, and surprisingly increases lore for us Lore Seekers.

[@sonic26000]

I'm glad there are more video game developers that remember that your party members are people who can form their own opinions about the world around them. If you'd like a recommendation on another series with party banter, you should try the Tales of series. Their version of banter takes the form of these "skits" that play conversations while using animated portraits. Tales of Vesperia has hundreds of them!

[@windguid]

Sonic260 Agreed, my first Tales of game I played was Tales of Symphonia. Its such a great game.

[@kikyoinu11]

They created such realistic, complex characters. Every conversation is loyal to each one of their personalities. Truly a masterpiece of a game.

[@aubreyhuff46]

Fuck vivienne though

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@aubreyhuff46 Love some of her snark though.

[@aubreyhuff46]

@@StealthTheFoxz "Unwashed apostate hobo." I know what you mean.

[@P9u9r6p2l4e]

If only the game hadn’t been so buggy when it was first released, I once broke through the world barrier in the redcliffe map and got to areas you don’t normally have access to without cheats or mods, it was awesome but I do wish it wasn’t so glitchy like it is

[@SeventhheavenDK]

@@aubreyhuff46 . Love Vivianne, my favorite character in Inquisition.

[@lukesguywalker]

I really like Dorian's laughter. It's infectious.

[@PlanetLovingMom]

It's beautiful! Makes me feel warm and fuzzy 😁💞

[@urbanbang5513]

More Blackwall for me.

[@luizpaulonm]

I love everything about Cole and I am flabbergasted with how much full of soul his dialogues are, and with his beautiful voice acting. They genuinely gave a body, a face and a voice and made Compassion, a concept, into a living being. This talent IS Bioware. It kills me to see how everything EA touches ends up rotting away, but I hope Bioware finds itself again.

[@PlanetLovingMom]

I read somewhere Cole was written based on how a person in the autism spectrum would act. Or something like that. It makes sense, though! But yes, I think he is one of the best, if not THE best, written character in Inquisition. I love him 😍

[@acephas3]

It won’t. EA’s rot is permanent.

[@ashkhri]

@@PlanetLovingMom omg i thought i was the only one who thought that, and i thought i was reaching.

[@DeltaSilver88]

@@PlanetLovingMom That makes sense. I'm an Aspie myself and nothing like Cole, but some people with proper autism can get like this (Joe from The A Word is a great fictional example).

[@megasauruss]

@@PlanetLovingMom hes definitely autistic coded yes, speaking as an autistic person myself!

[@johnmclellan2257]

Cole talking about the Tamassran's thoughts when Bull leaves the Qun are really eye opening. She was happy he escaped. There's waaay more dissent in Par Vollen than the Qunari let on.

[@JnEricsonx]

I guess she didn't want his spirit to be broken down into another lump for the Qun. hence why I never kill the Chargers.

[@lewismartin3430]

@@JnEricsonx spoilers for trespasser i always leave the chargers alive because i can't bring myself to kill him in trespasser

[@JnEricsonx]

@@lewismartin3430 Likewise. I always meta-view it a my characters don't trust the Qunari as is, and getting Bull to side more with his new home, and the Chargers as his family, is the better way.

[@lewismartin3430]

@@JnEricsonx fair enough

[@lordzetheron1904]

@@lewismartin3430 Spoilers I did once, was awful. I regretted it once he busted in. Was not worth anything. I cried for a solid 20 minutes...romancing him was the worst idea too,

[@MikaelNevear]

Dorian: "Cole that wooden duck on my desk, was that you?" Cole: "No I'm not a wooden duck" Cole is ready to be a dad

[@kimosterhout3242]

I think Cole was being genuine. I think he thought Dorian was asking if the wooden duck on the bed was actually Cole.

[@deontaeavila3514]

​​​@@kimosterhout3242 I think princeillis knows that.

[@AncientAnt3y]

00:00 - Dorian/Cole, 07:57 - Dorian/Varric, 16:06 - Dorian/Iron Bull, 24:08 - Dorian/Cassandra, 32:12 - Dorian/Solas, 38:17 - Dorian/Vivienne, 46:24 - Dorian/Sera, 55:51 - Dorian/Blackwall, 01:03:25 - Cole/Varric, 01:09:38 - Cole/Iron Bull, 01:20:28 - Cole/Cassandra, 01:32:38 - Cole/Solas, 01:43:49 - Cole/Vivienne, 01:52:54 - Cole/Sera, 01:58:50 - Cole/Blackwall, 02:08:43 - Varric/Iron Bull, 02:17:51 - Varric/Cassandra, 02:32:28 - Varric/Solas, 02:41:43 - Varric/Vivienne, 02:48:00 - Varric/Sera, 02:55:42 - Varric/Blackwall, 03:03:32 - Iron Bull/Cassandra, 03:12:30 - Iron Bull/Solas, 03:23:51 - Iron Bull/Vivienne, 03:34:44 - Iron Bull/Sera, 03:45:54 - Iron Bull/Blackwall, 03:53:36 - Cassandra/Solas, 04:07:22 - Cassandra/Vivienne, 04:17:48 - Cassandra/Sera, 04:30:16 - Cassandra/Blackwall, 04:39:18 - Solas/Vivienne, 04:48:30 - Solas/Sera, 04:56:22 - Solas/Blackwall, 05:05:00 - Vivienne/Sera, 05:12:26 - Vivienne/Blackwall, 05:18:51 - Sera/Blackwall, 05:28:32 -

[@PongoLikesBananas]

SharpNo2Pencil doing the lords work

[@yingsnb]

@@PongoLikesBananas its in the description as well lol

[@fxsantazo]

Thanks

[@baronvonjo1929]

This probably took 5 or more minutes. Thanks

[@aimee3108]

People like you are the backbone of society

[@kirikakirikakirika]

Solas: *Speaks Elvish* Sera: *Spits* Solas: ExCuSe mE?! XD

[@aidenaidenen7728]

Nice

[@Jasperemerald23567]

"You... you called me him. Thank you!" Aaaaaaand my heart just split in half. Cole, you precious thing.

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

TEARS

[@Tiasung]

Dorian: ''No, no. You are a special and unique snowflake. Live the dream'' Absolutely every dialogue with Cole in it is gold as well.

[@Robertward111]

That was dialogue with Solas though -_-

[@Marispider]

@@Robertward111 Hence Tiasung saying "as well"

[@AlexanderSajin]

When cole said, "But i like my hats!" I can just imagine him pulling it on both sides down over his face. oh my god what a cutie.

[@buggowuggo8113]

Sera: *says any word* Cole: A n e w n a m e A n e w n a t u r e

[@jayce1850]

Our spirit boy is just fascinated with the concept of nicknames.

[@SusanaCanales1]

Lol it really shows Sera’s creativity. and I love that she eventually stopped being pissy about it and kept throwing out nicknames

[@imperialcityguard1756]

a n e w n a m e a n e w n a t u r e a n e w h a n d t o u c h e s t h e b e a c o n

[@blankspace8800]

@@imperialcityguard1756 They have the same annoying energy going on. Good catch.

[@glowhoo9226]

@@imperialcityguard1756 NO

[@erickremers3986]

The wooden duck made me cry. Cole wanted to give Dorian one of his toys from his childhood back! :')

[@mercyjinn]

What minutes was that?

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

MJFab in the beginning. Forgot the minutes but yeah

[@Greycatsister]

Iron Bull: “Sera, I had a thought. The next time we run into a line of enemies, I’ll pick you up and throw you. Sera: “Get off.” Bull: “No, this could work. I loft you over the front ranks, you land behind them to flank- mayhem ensues.” Sera: “I can’t fly, you daft tit!” Bull: “Think of the mayhem, Sera. MAYHEM!”

[@Chirpysemperboy]

I thought Sera would have gone for that one, based on how nuts it is. Just crazy enough to work.

[@Greycatsister]

@@Chirpysemperboy I know, right? I always loved that Sera was just sane enough in her craziness to be pretty dang unpredictable sometimes.

[@aubreyhuff46]

Harding: "Mayhem!" Bull: "Maaayheeem!"

[@Greycatsister]

@@aubreyhuff46 Scout Harding was such a good character. Loved that they gave her more screen time in Jaws of Hakkon.

[@aubreyhuff46]

@@Greycatsister yeah. She is funny

[@loveunit21]

Makes me sad that I barely hear banter... There are so many quality banter to be heard damnit!

[@loveunit21]

***** I barely use mount and still rarely hear them. Don't know if it's the banter glitch or just the game's design :(

[@loveunit21]

***** Same here :p

[@nicbeerens6377]

+Loveunit go to the journal entries > finished quests and make sure you go through all of the entries, don't leave anything unread (= the ones left with a golden mark). That should trigger the banter again. :)

[@loveunit21]

***** Been doing that constantly, I do get banter, but it's not as often as it used to be in the previous games. It triggers quite often in the beginning, when it was only Solas, Varric and Cassandra as party members, but after Val Royeaux it began to feel rare.

[@kathrynenewton7277]

I am so frustrated when I play because I want to hear the banter and very rarely do they speak!

[@localinfantkicker]

Cole 👏 fought 👏 a 👏 rat 👏 for 👏 Cassandra's 👏 locket 👏

[@aubreyhuff46]

"It wasn't a very big rat."

[@mevelinesans-souci3753]

He's the best 🥺

[@RandomLoverOfNoodles]

1:32:02

[@P9u9r6p2l4e]

At least it wasn’t a very big rat

[@LenaVoices]

A true hero

[@monorope8620]

blackwall to Cole: "ask varric, he seems to have adopted you" HAHAHAHAHA!!

[@rokkfel4999]

Im just imagining that cole is varrics heir to kirkwall ahhh awesome

[@dudewrsmycar2]

“Tell me Cole, did you sense anything in Erimond? Any secret pain?” “No. Erimond was an arsehole.” That’s right my son. No redemption story for a mustache twirling bad guy

[@Alice_IG]

Where was this?

[@stormlordmarty2623]

Min Meow Meow it was a conversation between Cole and Cassandra

[@ShadowDarkHeart90]

Stormlord Marty 1:29:28-1:29:40

[@B-rex395]

Probably the only character in the series that deserves to be made tranquil.

[@bethkrager6529]

@@B-rex395 agreed, but if you do it, and you sided with the mages, well they don't remain so loyal judging by war table missions. Best just lop his head off, even if its giving him what he wants.

[@DragoSonicMile]

Cassandra: "Now I am thinking something else. Can you guess what?" Cole: "My hat wouldn't fit there." *I'm laughing.*

[@dj20024]

*I'm not.*

[@namelessqueen2949]

DragoSonicMile lmao 😂

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

COLE NO

[@moosegoose3647]

@@Magnusthefoxtato more like up his rear. She's basically thinking,"Take that hat and shove it up your a##."

[@Magnusthefoxtato]

@@moosegoose3647 Oh ok xD

[@NyckeiXXIV]

The writers were in their BAG with DA:I. Funny, solemn, genuine party banter with nuggets of their pasts and the plot. It was GOTY for a REASON.

[@zoradios4505]

Varric: "... You're not that interesting a subject." Dorian: " I am! Feel free to write a book about me." XD

[@erraticonteuse]

But when Varric wants to write about him *and Bull* he's all, "I don't see how this is remotely your business!" XD

[@RopeDrink]

I could listen to Cole all day - His banter with almost every other character fleshes them out so subtly. Special tip of Cole's hat to Solas/Cole, Vivienne/Cole, Dorian/Cole, Blackwall/Cole. Especially making Dorian cry at 2:00

[@ninninin656]

Dorian-Cole is absolutely amazing! In fact, all of Dorian's banter is wonderful, his VA is so masterful. I LOVE Solas/Dorian, how they geek out over the Fade together, lol.

[@Overlord0011]

I like it when he makes references on different series when you go to talk to him in the tavern. "He teaches them to fight with a secret flaw, part of a glorious strategy."-Jade Empire "He was their enemy the whole time, but she made him forget, so he could change."-Knights of the Old Republic "There is no other man. He becomes the other man to do the things he can't."-Fight Club "He didn't kill his father. He was his father."-Star Wars "He was dead the whole time, he didn't know."-The Sixth Sense "They don't know, but it's made of people."-Soylent Green

[@krisburgess2663]

Overlord0011 i loved the soylent green reference, i wasn't expecting it and i think i laughed for an hour. The fight club one didn't click and it should have.

[@NU121493255]

Overlord0011 ""There is no other man. He becomes the other man to do the things he can't."-Fight Club" I always though he was talking about Blackwall there.

[@Overlord0011]

NU121493255 Nah, if you listen to the banter, you hear how *SPOILERS!* Cole never considered Blackwall as being Rainier, but as the one that killed Rainier.

[@damedesuka77]

Cole getting into Varric's head and finding the characters from his books talking nonstop inside his head. Amazing imagery.

[@Riku-zv5dk]

As a writer, it is so true

[@klillym1461]

@@Riku-zv5dk it really is

[@AudraBurgess]

@@Riku-zv5dk I second this. My characters never shut up. 😅

[@zachialadams9279]

Look, as a writer, I am not always in control of the dialogue I write.

[@julianav.4031]

as writer, that could not be more accurate XD

[@MsFeyCreature]

Sera shouting "Two of you doesn't make this normal!" After Solas and Dorian spent several lines nerding out about magic nearly killed me.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

the ignorant elven chav scared of people smarter than her a.k.a everyone

[@Ghost337fly]

"It wont hurt me, its friendly fire" 5 minutes into the video and i am just.....done already XD

[@thefinalsin47]

that's what got me too

[@sanablue]

Dorian and Cole banter is best!! I love it!

[@S117M4sterChief]

Cole is already the Deadpool of DA.

[@dreamsofadragon712]

"Listen, Cole, you might be a weird, squirrelly kid, but you're my weird, squirrelly kid." AUGH IRON BULL IS SO PROTECTIVE IT'S GREAT

[@JnEricsonx]

And then Cole tells him how his Tama/nurse/teacher is happy that he got away from the Qunari, such as it was.

[@Falxifer95]

How Cole addresses Krem as Him and Bull notices it is also so adorable.

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

He's literally the group dad it's great

[@xYourssTrulyy]

I JUST realized that Cole is talking about Merrill with the "If you don't get some sunshine you'll wilt" thing when Varric asks him how he is. ughhh I love listening to Cole and picking apart everything he says, I swear there are always more little references to find :P

[@IamYourKingScarz]

The conversations with Cole and Solas make so much more sense and are deep after playing Veilguard

[@Dylan_M753]

“I like the stories where the villain was the man beside you the whole time.”

[@user-xj2wr6fg4s]

Predator 4x8 cough cough, solas, dread egg.

[@strawberrymilktea8031]

Jan The Can Oh my god, dread egg. That should be a new insult.

[@averongodoffire8098]

Those slippery bastards

[@rokkfel4999]

Ohhh the foreshadowing was strong with thus game

[@stimlord]

Fuck

[@LazerTrout]

Varric: In that story of yours, the fisherman watching the stars, dying alone.. You thought he gave up, right? Solas: Yes..? Varric: But he went on living! He lost everyone but he still got up every morning, he made a life. Even if it was alone. That's the world; everything you build it tears down, everything you got it takes, and it's gone forever. The only choices you get are to lie down and die or keep going. He kept going. That's as close to beating the world as anyone gets. Varric... That's awesome. He literally is one of the best characters in gaming. For all the knowledge Solas has, Varric is the true legend here. To some, he may seem simple. But honestly, that is one of the reasons why he is such a deep character. He understands life, and thus doesn't require so much complexion. I shall love him forever!

[@ZarajBlackblade]

TRESPASSER SPOILERS: Given that the story is more or less about Solas himself (as he lost "his family and tribe" when he destroyed the "elven world" by creating the fade), Varric's comment becomes interesting. Solas, as revealed by the Fade mission, fears dying alone. For him not to try and restore the fade as it once was by tearing the Veil apart as he plans to do in trespasser is to give up and die. But as "intellectual" as Solas is, Varric is the one with the actual wisdom; nothing lasts forever but the certainty of change. But Solas will keep clinging to the past, and it will likely be his undoing.

[@AncientAnt3y]

ZaZaCobra an eternity of lifetimes doesn’t equate to Varrics thirty odd years

[@cairrean2412]

Except that a good portion of the "eternity of lifetimes" was spent asleep. So that doesn't make as much of a difference as you think it does.

[@MrJpc1234]

viviene: you lack proper magical training solas: no im only an elven god born in a civilasation where everything was done with magic ruled by mages strong enough to be considered gods whom i lead a rebellion against and whose civilisation i shattered leading to the the creation of the fade and the moxern world vivienne: yeah but u didnt learn how to do it in the circle

[@afgusti4269]

vivienne: Did the ancient elves also dressed like hobbos?

[@Nachovyx]

Best comment ever

[@17Watman]

Viv is a bitch

[@LovelyQyla]

Slow clap

[@JB_Indigo]

Best comment ever💚💜

[@mlj3347]

Sometimes a family is just the Inquisitor, the Dread Wolf, and their assassin spirit man child.

[@HopeK4067]

Literally my entire game it was Solas, Cole, Verric and I against the world 😂

[@FatBestialSwan]

Cole makes me feel things. I can only imagine what an emotional wreck I would be if he actually existed.

[@fearanger1]

+FatBestialSwan I would just squee and melt to the floor every time he does something. Just anything. X3

[@madhouse2594]

@@fearanger1 Even if he kills someone?

[@rokkfel4999]

@@madhouse2594 well..he tends to only kill people who deserve it sooo

[@madhouse2594]

@@rokkfel4999 The mages in the white spire

[@skunkmunky2643]

The fact that he doesn’t exist makes me want to be a wreck

[@joker80james]

2:45:40 Varric: In the Imperial Court, if someone use the wrong fork at dinner, is that worse than death or just social suicide? Vivienne: It's impossible to say, my dear. Anyone who is ever so mis-stepped would be stabbed to death with the proper fork. One of my favs

[@helloyesiammillie]

“Only anime girls can be cinnamon rolls.” Cole: Hold my hat. Actually, please give it back.

[@rokkfel4999]

Actually do you need a hat i can help you with that(then proceeds to fix his life and show him that his father did truly love him(not cole the person he is helping)

[@schleepy6362]

"Actually, please give it back." So accurate. So wholesome c:

[@lakynpayne6476]

Cole is literally a BEAAAAANNNNNN

[@medallionvaliance5349]

This comment is fucking genius XD

[@AMETHYST21897]

Cullen is my favorite cinnamon roll, even if he is just one of the advisors

[@syddles90]

“You keep hurting because you think hurting is who you are, why would you do that?” The way dorians voice breaks when he asked him to stop 😭

[@maxmavros626]

It really sucks that you can only bring three of them with you at a time. Priceless conversations you missed out on.

[@AlchemistoftheSea]

Okay, honestly, the conversations between Cole and Dorian regarding Dorian's father just... kill me. They make my heart break every freaking time I hear them. I WANT TO HUG THEM BOTH.

[@mercyjinn]

It's frustrating that there isn't a hug option for either one of these guys.

[@fable23]

All this has done is convince me that Cole is the best video game character of all time.

[@TheAzuregreen]

+congokong87 this banter convo happened just after cole became human, first thing that popped into my mind was "Let the emotion out cole let it out"

[@Dudeman162]

+congokong87 He was referring to what Vivienne thought of Morrigan

[@captainmorgs4672]

+Iluvatar Erú or it shows just how smart they are. While I admit The Witness isn't as grand scale as some claim I think you underestimate Undertale a bit. I might be biased cause I love mediums that break the fourth wall but Undertale was inspired by one of the most respected RPGs of all time, Earthbound. It changed up the combat system to fit the universe and even broke it's own rules to show it's unique side. Hate it all you want but do not say the game is nothing but meme infestation when it is less filled with pop culture references than what inspired it. Not to mention the soundtrack is so damn good. The game had one creator who did the story, drew some characters and wrote all the music with little help. That is dedication and it did it's intended job.

[@captainmorgs4672]

***** First off the word is spelled metaphors not metaphores. If you are going to insult one of the most effective literary devices out there then at least spell it correctly. Secondly learn how to actually make a point cause you jumbled a bunch of crap to try and defend your opinion. Learn the definition of metaphor before insulting it. The word means a comparison without using the words like or as. What you claimed they were spouting as metaphors were in fact memes which if we look through the history of gaming the memes inspired shows the game made an impact. I mean Skyrim revolutionized dragons in combat for RPGs yet we also earned the arrow to the knee meme. So sure the game has a few memes like you're going to have a bad time. Does that detract from the game? No. What I'd love to know is why you think the fact the community has in jokes makes it a bad game. Portal has the cake is a lie and yet that game is hard for a lot of people who don't do great with puzzles but also provides witty NPC banter. So Toby Fox is the devil for making a good game that is fun to a lot of people? Wow I thought the point of games was to make you enjoy yourself and on occasion think. Undertale and Portal both display this. Portal makes you think outside the box to solve problems while Undertale makes you question RPG logic where most RPGs always have you killing the enemies to get better. Undertale makes you think about why we have that system and goes against the mold by giving you alternatives. It took a genre and gave it a concept that will affect the rest of that genre for years to come. If anything Toby Fox did he made people think. And that is what a good game should do. Make the gamer think about a concept or idea. Sorry but dude you need to learn about what makes a good game. Have your opinion but don't defend it so poorly and stay on point when you do try.

[@captainmorgs4672]

***** I love how you assume that I think memes are culturally enriching when I never implied that at all. I said they came out of games people consider groundbreaking. While Undertale was not the first to do what it did it brought the genre back to the playing field. People do enjoy games like it, Earthbound or Mother 3. Please ask any gamer with any cred within JRPG or western RPG realms and tell me they have not played Earthbound or at least know of it's historical significance in gaming. Toby Fox made a spiritual successor of sorts with a rather compelling story to it. When a game makes you feel like a total asshole for killing anything within it(minus Flowey cause hey he's a dick and everyone knows it) you know you did a good job.Oh yes because you are such a cultured snob to think anything not made before 2000 was any good. Gonna go cry about how today's gamers are all generalized as idiots? Sorry but dude I've been gaming since the 90's and I know a thing or two about what is good and what isn't. Also Skyrim's dragons though rather easy to fight as you leveled(except maybe the DLC dragon types for awhile) were revolutionary into making the ones in later RPGs what they are today. Sure it wasn't perfect but it stepped up the bar for the creature being an enemy on screen. Please actually give me real reasons as to why today's gamers are stupid because you haven't once proven that point or given me any real reason that games like Undertale are bad. I can accept hate for a game I love but will never understand blind rage over something without even bothering to try and realize why people like it. There are reasons Skyrim has lasted and is still having mods made for additional content and fun skins for things done all the time. Good games last while others fade away. But by all means explain yourself. Bet you are just another fake hipster gamer who doesn't know a thing about the history of video games.

[@rayn0577]

I love that since neither Varric nor Blackwall want to talk about themselves, they start talking about sports. Classic dad behavior.

[@IamWalkingDead1]

Solas and Vivienne... Masters of passive aggressiveness.

[@GarethOfByzantium]

Solas outplays even her.

[@user-kt3zv1cm5j]

1:56:47 'cullen explains it better' the image of cullen trying to explain a joke, let alone to cole, is hilarious 😂

[@smorch9322]

Blackwall: “They say your family nearly drove the dragons into extinction. Shame, that. Majestic beasts.” Cassandra: “Majestic? Say that after you see a pile of dragon sh*t bigger than your house.”

[@aubreyhuff46]

Yeah. Often missed fantasy stuff, how big is x creatures shit. How scary would that be? Imagine being a farmer and walking out to your field, only to look up and see a black figure in the sky flying by and then seconds later a pile of shit the size of your house lands on you like bird shit.

[@Dragonsmagic2011]

Yeah I was eating dinner and literally almost choked on this 1. By the Maker!

[@aubreyhuff46]

@Sinochu depends on which fantasy you're in

[@spacejesus6581]

@@aubreyhuff46 you would literally drown in shit

[@aubreyhuff46]

@@spacejesus6581 I think the lump falling on you would kill you.

[@carlospomares3225]

Blackwall: "Hay, Cole! Say something interesting." Cole: "Something interesting" Blackwall: "Yes, I deserve that one"

[@RATHORAGE]

Bull: "I see all that time alone has given you a firm grip." BULL!!! HAHAHA

[@okami_eddy]

"Hey... don't Top from the Bottom."

[@brutechieftain9321]

Solas to Vivienne: Enchanter, any Pride Demon you met would just walk away, shaking it's head and laughing uncontrollably. Ha!

[@ginew07]

“Iron Bull, how do your people put on shirts?” THANK YOU SOLAS

[@eddieowen2122]

The horns are detachable, duh.

[@wolfspider2034]

Button ups I guess

[@lewismartin3430]

@@eddieowen2122 that is the most cursed image I've ever imagined.

[@joshuabroekema6416]

Crazy that BioWare wrote, programmed, and coordinated the voice acting for 5 1/2 hours of banter that you’ll likely miss the majority of. The banter and its companions are easily the best part of the game. Props, BioWare. This video made me love the game so much more

[@L4sz10]

Solas discusses with Sera a lot about how to manage a rebellion, overthrow a system and dethrone the nobility. Now we know how he knows that much about the isssue.

[@206Zelda]

Cole: "But you hate demons." Iron Bull: "Listen, Cole; you might be a weird, squirrely kid, but you're MY weird, squirrely kid." I'm beginning to believe that what Jason Nakao said was not only spot-on, but reflects almost a Sten-sort of distanced, but lovable, persona-- Ooooooh, right, Qunari! This just got better!

[@Haley123ful]

206Zelda honestly when bull said "but your My weird squirly kid" I started crying

[@haphazardlark1502]

Cole and The Iron Bull are tied for my favorite character in this game. I can’t pick one over the other because I love them for such different reasons. But Cole’s interactions with everyone are a fucking delight. I love how Varric treats him even before the others warm up.

[@mikemccoy5092]

Varric tries to be everyone's friend

[@Fenizrael]

Cole is just a beautiful creature whose purpose is to help others - he’s so wholesome but misunderstood. Iron Bull is a sexy, confident man. He’s playful, kind and encouraging but won’t hesitate to throw himself into the fray.

[@Jersey2PAX]

Some of the Cole/Cassandra convos are quite profound. I'm particularly fond of this one; Cole: It's you, Cassandra. Breathing from the belly, cold air warmed, stones beneath me, candle before me, Maker all around. Then nothing, empty, I'm cut, cauterized, then caught, cleansed by a light that carries me home. You're thinking backwards. You don't have faith because of the spirit. The spirit came because of your faith. It's you. The dialogue is *so good* Edit: timestamp is 1:23:24

[@GarethOfByzantium]

Is that dialogue before or after the revelation?