Passing Super Mario Bros. in 5 minutes

Join us to see how the speedrunner Kosmic in a relaxed and fun way plays this legendary Super Mario video game from the 80's incredibly in just 5 minutes.
THIS IS THE GREATEST SPEEDRUN EVER PERFORMED. PERFORMED LIVE ON APRIL 1 2020!
Special thanks to my friend TavoWebb2002 for the inspiration. Also big thanks to Kriller37 for tasing the last 3 levels.
ROFL. Hope you enjoy.
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Passing Super Mario Bros. in 5 minutes
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[@Kosmicd12]

I know this run will blow your mind so make sure to like comment subscribe and follow me on twitch so you can watch me do a real speedrun www.twitch.tv/kosmic

[@lilseb3436]

I’m getting a felling some of these clips are from badabuns run faked run smh

[@hiromichael_ctranddevgames1097]

XD

[@anthonyr.capellan3198]

I know it's a TAS. Many of the moves here are way too precise.

[@bobbyphilip3164]

I bet that one dislike is from badabun

[@anthonyr.capellan3198]

it's too hard to do a speedrun in exactly 5 minutes flat.

[@digidragon2876]

As soon as he grabbed the coke, I was just waiting for the pizza. Not disappointed.

[@benjaminb.192]

Why did he need 3 whole bottles

[@rodrigodiaz7214]

@badabun jajaja

[@razvanelkiss4u120]

@@benjaminb.192 4 sodas

[@nebstarthegamebuster1879]

At least it is sliced

[@notbob2084]

Exactly

[@nyanezt9636]

the worst thing of all is that there are probably many more little jokes and references to the faked video, i cant spot. it was great to watch

[@goucha4773]

No, the worst thing is there are still ppl that think this is fake. This is obviously a true and genuine speed run

[@gJonii]

@@goucha4773 whaddya mean? It's totally fake, that's the joke

[@thegremlin9876]

@@goucha4773 it is fake, cosmo literally wrote in the description that the last 3 levels were a tas

[@michaszeliga5910]

@@goucha4773 ???

[@goucha4773]

@@gJonii that was the joke

[@lucax-gaming734]

After seeing Karl Jobst’s video about the fake run, this is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@ArcticArc1789]

The context makes this so funny

[@daedlus7323]

someone else did this meme like a month ago.

[@ItsProTimeBro]

Yep

[@andrewut7ya511]

Its better when kosmic does it cus hes the real champ

[@Sonaholic]

I wouldn’t have gotten the joke if I hadn’t seen the video.

[@wesleyoldham4222]

I love the fact that drinking the Coke didn't do much, but opening one caused your heartrate to hit 3022.

[@dootdoodle569]

Opening a Coke bottle is stressful, alright?

[@PepsieCat]

His excitement from drinking coke just exceeds the pleasure

[@SoupyMittens]

@@dootdoodle569 *BOOM*

[@Sculation]

he probably lagged a bit

[@animationcreation76]

what?? timestamp please because I can't find it

[@omarasfari4974]

Never have I ever seen someone be so sarcastic without saying a word

[@_dreadthedemon_8801]

Your profile pic says it all

[@mael4260]

@@_dreadthedemon_8801 agreed

[@ArdenChew271]

@@mael4260 agreed

[@thesaroscycle_archive]

@Arden Chew agreed

[@omarasfari4974]

Why Equals MX Plus B agreed

[@XSilverPho]

That third coke strat was insane, not many speedrunners can pull that off.

[@blank6477]

Congrats, you managed to get a heart with 1 like.

[@mikkol.1376]

Coke got lucky sponsoring the original Badabun video. They probably expected to get a few million views, but the Karl Jobst video and these parodies brought in over twenty million more.

[@firstofficerrijad15]

666th like

[@RDR7891]

Amazing comment

[@fitube1234]

Its fake this speed run

[@abrahamhill600]

*opens 4 separate cokes just to take one sip out of each*

[@zacoman2225]

Abraham Hill 4*

[@electricbread11]

Sponsored by Coke.

[@r3digit]

The footage was actually stolen,It's a continuation error when splicing

[@legionary2736]

@@r3digit It's on joke about badabun

[@TheNyanShadow]

@@legionary2736 so was his comment

[@manolkalinov2195]

Honestly, at first I thought this was fake. But then I saw how dedicated he is to being a true speedrunner and that sold me 100%. I mean, you can't be a speedrunner without a Coke, some pizza and a heart monitor. That would be like a cyclist without a helmet, wristwatch and awesome sunglasses...who participates in races by handing in bits of video recordings from other cyclists.

[@Kosmicd12]

I am glad in the end you came around to this super legitimate speedrun

[@Nolan-W]

Yeah, why would he cheat if he's already so good at the game??

[@deathstroke7316]

​@@Kosmicd12yo kosmic, I think your controller went AI ROGUE mode at 4:00

[@sarahbatten4989]

He’s cheating and a part he collected 11 coins but he had 13 so stole someone’s speed run footage

[@sarahbatten4989]

And if he was taking that seriously he wouldn’t eat a pizza and drink a Coke

[@estton]

I see you have moved on to PAS (pizza assisted speedrun)

[@speedypopoff]

No, no, PCAS(Pizza Coke Assisted Speedrun)

[@CarolCanGame]

@@speedypopoff i almost read that short term "picasso"

[@meklpeckle1936]

congrats, you win the internet

[@SquirrelMario]

Pizza And Soda

[@hydroajl5066]

@@speedypopoff no, no, no PCLLAS ( Pizza Coke Lava Lamp Assisted speedrun

[@elliecopteroiii1098]

It's funny that the Americans parody badabun. In the spanish comunity we hate that channel (Edit) en los años mil seiscientos PAM PAM PAM

[@elgatodiced9495]

Spanish here The truth at first consider this video as a parody of that channel but I saw it was a joke and there was nothing mentioned about that channel, I laughed xD

[@juanburna4998]

ni que lo digas, a mi me costo medio vídeo entender que era una parodia a badabun, creo que ya nos están dando copyrigth de solo mencionarlo, creo que a el le esta dando copyrigth de solo hacerles una parodia

[@elliecopteroiii1098]

@@juanburna4998 yo me dí cuenta que era una parodia porque ponía la primera letra del título de su canal volteada, sino de otra manera no me enteraría xD

[@elgatodiced9495]

@@elliecopteroiii1098 no mames somos españoles (osea hablamos in spanish xd) en un video en inglés

[@elliecopteroiii1098]

@@elgatodiced9495 jaja cierto

[@luisrivasmorales1413]

The Community of the E.U.A and Latino American community hate Badabun,this is such a great moment in the history of humanity And sorry for the error of the part of the ¨American Community,also WOOOW i have more likes that the comment of the creator of the video!

[@leonardosolorzano9845]

Yeah, bcoz badabun is trash :/

[@rorro7086]

La razon de todos para vivir es odiar a Badabun

[@leonardosolorzano9845]

@@rorro7086 si bro jaja

[@jovannymarin3848]

in Latin America they hate badabun

[@syrskau]

Badabun es mierda :3 /Badabun is shit

[@bennekin]

Imagine hitting a heart rate of 27 and a heart rate of 3022 in the same run

[@evangonzalez7732]

That's a thing. It's called having a stroke XD

[@DarkShard5728]

​@@evangonzalez7732 when you have a stroke so naturally your heart rate spikes to over 6x the highest ever recorded heartrate

[@evangonzalez7732]

@@DarkShard5728 must be a really bad stroke.

[@DarkShard5728]

@@evangonzalez7732 its a multidaily thing for me, its so inconvenient!

[@tdp2612]

it's simple, his heart pops the clutch and starts in second gear

[@ZeldusKyun]

I love how much u committed to making fun of the run. As a member of the speedrunning community I feel like we need this

[@benney9074]

Gotta love how this man still hearts comments even after the video was uploaded 6 months ago as of right now

[@AlecC0l]

@@benney9074 true idk how the original video is still up I went ahead and reported it again though :/

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

You should have fucking went ape shit when you completed the run that would have been absolutely deadly

[@anderjimenez9628]

Here in Mexico, a lot of people hate Badabun.

[@classy_cramorant9405]

@@anderjimenez9628 Soooo mexican logan paul?

[@vnXun]

I'm impressed. Beating a video game while dying several times to heart problems is definitely not easy.

[@Iveraxi]

Lol

[@Someguyhere111]

tbf, I think that's prolly what my heartrate was like the first time I ever played 4-1.

[@ricogoins]

my man was at 3002 bpm in 4-1 and 85 in 8-4

[@thunder7433]

@@ricogoins the usual

[@eagerEman25]

Yes

[@Kieran19106]

You can tell it's legit because he ate pizza and drank coke while maintaining a steady 85/89 heart rate

[@disfiguringthegoddess1102]

You missed the steay 3000 bpm heart beat

[@guidinhorusso9905]

1:46 "look again"

[@calebos268]

It's fake, he had no lava lamp

[@romantried4670]

A fellow cuber I see

[@Kieran19106]

@@romantried4670 yep, what's your 3x3 pb?

[@crazycsiw128]

1:56 i love how the failed pizza grab is recreated at the exact same spot as the original, the attention to detail is fucking hilarious

[@NeverGonnaG]

@@weirdooftheyear cringe.

[@memyselfandi1939]

@@weirdooftheyearwhy is your name so true?

[@nachos6815]

see finally a true speed runner, tired of all these fake runs without drinking coke

[@whateverguy9204]

Yeah, and how they fake their heartrates. What a scared crybabies whose heartrates don't go from 3000+ to 23

[@ImStveL]

@@whateverguy9204 Yeah, also who doesn't speedrun Super Mario Bros without tas. SMH

[@confettilemon2839]

Nacho's lol

[@Bro3256Films]

What if there was a category for this game called Coke% where you drink a bottle of coke in between levels and when the run ends you eat pizza.

[@daftpunk5555]

Part of the record is the amount of grease you can soak into the slice

[@Airplane003]

Or you can do cocaine but not sure how legal that would be

[@trungtruongamnguyen4855]

Pizza%

[@GrannySingaporePVP]

It would never work. The times would eventually get down to sub zero. This ain't Mortal Kombat and that ain't possible.

[@leond0118]

@@daftpunk5555 the more grease you intake the more it lowers your minutes

[@1ted59]

I can't believe it was exactly 5 minutes, at least you got a new heart rate PB!

[@zachariahhassler7564]

Of 3000

[@zachariahhassler7564]

Than low of 41

[@bacho4884]

1ted59 this is a fake run making fun of badabun

[@mashucha]

@@bacho4884 he knows

[@zachariahhassler7564]

This man is having a stroke

[@Felipera_]

You have to watch this 5 times to get all the jokes, one for the webcam, one for the timer/heart rate, one for mario, one for the top UI and one for the bottom UI

[@Sockren]

the ammount of times you drink soda out of a different bottle is like one of the best running gags ever

[@nothgorb9115]

He did have something happen with his heart around 2:48 to 2:52 according to the super realistic heart monitor

[@Hat3eer]

Shawn Broughton dude is this thing about heart rate druring speedruns is some kind of meme? XD

[@PhiAce_0]

Hat3eer hat3er this video is a parody of badabun who did a terrible job at faking a super mario bros speedrun

[@nobodyyouknow6998]

@@PhiAce_0 haha after I saw the first heart rate spike and a drink from soda and bite from pizza I was like....wait a second....I've seen this before.... XD

[@sleeptime5464]

It's a good way to release tension just keep your mind off the game for 3 seconds

[@psvmjohn]

Woah smh this "TAS" guy stole your footage you should probably copystrike him.

[@No-yh7hm]

He’s making a joke out of badabum because he was making a fake speedrun

[@psvmjohn]

@@No-yh7hm I know, it was a joke.

[@Cinsals4819]

r/woosh

[@f2progamer80]

@@No-yh7hm really large Whoosh.

[@No-yh7hm]

I was waiting for the r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh and then it came

[@jacobcenter7374]

I love that even your description is the same as their fake video. This is honestly the funniest thing I've seen all quarantine.

[@24ultraflowey17]

The only thing that was missing is a lava lamp, posters on the background, and to have the audio high pitch.

[@jacobcenter7374]

@@24ultraflowey17 Indeed. :)

[@Demour]

Can you explain?

[@hcf_pet9003]

Mayn well find Badabun fake run on KZbin

[@jacobcenter7374]

@@Demour Some really big channel posted a video of a guy 'speed running' Super Mario. All the footage was pulled from TAS videos and real speed runs. This is a mockery of that video.

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

The way he fucking opens different cans and bottles of coke each world is absolutely amazing, what a flex, showing just how skilled he is! The double pizza technique has been proven to save a frameroll too! What a talented runner, it's a shame that he died of heart complications not even half way through the run 😔 but at least his ghost managed to finish it.

[@tzarg]

me when I frameroll into the frameroll bus

[@VitalityAM]

You even added the “I dont know if I have enough time to eat pizza bc I never played the game before” scene

[@ivanadriazola1991]

Yeah, fucking hilarious

[@VitalityAM]

@@ivanadriazola1991 I did not know this comment actually had a bunch of likes

[@inqurity]

And then, happened something Kosmic couldn't expect. A level started.

[@VitalityAM]

@platillo why is this comment still getting likes

[@Mr.Pista-1]

It was a perfect representation, Kosmic dod put effoet ln making it exactly like the "original" Badabun video, even drinkong from another bigger soda bottle, he was very comic about it

[@RCSimon-sf9kh]

The second you ate that pizza and drunk that soda is when i realized what you were referencing. You're great, Kosmic

[@iTriqngle]

Ramon Cato drank*

[@deadchannelmadeanew3247]

I knew what he was referencing by the title. I've watched Karl Jobst's video too many times

[@Yuujiji]

ah yes he drunk the soda

[@voidyt9939]

Ahahahahahahhaha

[@Tmalter]

Yes. I too *DRUNCC* the carbonated *DRINCC*

[@zickykane5206]

This should be its own category of run. The Badabun any%. Rules are you must beat the game while eating at least 4 bites of pizza and taking 4 drinks of coke.

[@mayathomas8934]

This would actually be kind of interesting. If you eat it early but mess up later, you’ll probably be doing a lot less runs since you’d overeat. But if you push it to later, you’d be risking losing time by having to rush more during loads

[@zickykane5206]

@@mayathomas8934 gotta time the pizza and drinks just right or risk messing up :p

[@tasbean6773]

YES

[@TrueInkpoint]

And stealing runs

[@TimothyGod]

Is that a good idea? Giving him more attention even ifs it's bad attention

[@mccormack570]

Guys i think this Speedrun is fake, at 5:27 he opens a can of Pepsi instead of a can of coke. This strat is normally reserved for the Pepsi only Speedrun but he was using the coke strat. Not 100% sure though maybe just label it as suspicious

[@pizzaman2453]

pepsi is against the rules because it makes mario 1.1% faster

[@Jg_23_12]

Is a parody of badabun fake speedrun

[@mr.trollge766]

@@Jg_23_12he knows

[@HeftigHD]

​@@Jg_23_12 KZbin is 13+, what are you doing here?

[@Jg_23_12]

@@HeftigHD bro what?

[@somenerdydoodles9206]

In case you guys didn’t know, the pizza eating is actually a well known strat for this, it saves about 3.5 seconds for each slice you eat before starting a level

[@am45_001]

But it needs to be 11.2 inch pepperoni specifically or else it won't work

[@aidenpark1485]

Also if you drink diet coke with it it also saves 2 framerules (0.7 seconds)

[@Elkay26]

@@am45_001 mm yes and the dough must be precisely 0.6 centimetres thick or the strategy will not work. Only the amazing Badabun can pull this off perfectly

[@rokeyazaman4210]

@@Elkay26 pretty thin donut but it still works

[@Elkay26]

@@rokeyazaman4210 that's the strat... It won't work otherwise

[@whateverguy9204]

As a Latin watcher who hates Badabun, this made my day in so many ways :D

[@quimistrohavoc7599]

Re turbio defender a badabun

[@m.6]

Badabun channel is deader than my grandma

[@megadaddysean]

Mario . Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[@footlettuce6102]

Hugh Neutron, The Shadow Realm Master it’s fake 3022 means heart failure

[@idlesquadron7283]

@@footlettuce6102 ...we know... it's meant to be fake...

[@TotallyRandomPeach]

You would have gotten a 4:51 if you started the game in second gear

[@plazasta]

rodan1993 he did, you just weren't there

[@theleftfootedsultan]

Ok, you win the comments

[@commbir5148]

"Engage the clutch."

[@maxdavis897]

rodan1993 funny references

[@medicgaming3211]

@@plazasta he cropped it, so you must say that you weren't there

[@ShoWel]

the funny part is I believe Kosmic can actually complete a run while eating pizza and drinking coke

[@isavenewspapers8890]

So what are the requirements of the cokeandpizza% category? Do you have to eat a whole pizza slice, and if so, how big? Also, is Diet Coke allowed? Ah, so many questions.

[@mr.kamikaze._xd]

1:47 Heartbeats p/m: 3022 **Drinks coke** **Heartbeats p/m drops to 85** Me: Haha, and the people says coke isn't healthy

[@kenai7754]

E br?

[@_pranjal2701]

Yea it causes hallucinations

[@francizpe]

N U T R I T I V E : )

[@imapirateYT]

Give this man a Peabody!

[@Sockren]

no if you drink it you will drop down 2937 beats p/m so that means you could have negative heart beats and you die

[@Name-.-]

Honestly you should have distorted the sound like he did

[@jaavo3452]

36445544 6727272726461584841616253256345245245 that would have been funny

[@teeks8713]

No, he should have replaced the music with music from a different Mario game

[@aspaulding5000]

Tf is your username

[@dancingmusic5668]

just make the whole thing earrape

[@rozpierdalator2]

Cool nickname bro

[@braedenwhite5530]

When the TAS started playing and Kosmic didn’t press a single button for a solid 10 seconds, that got me.

[@friendleemachine2365]

*I felt that...

[@Light-nl4ve]

Yeah and when he scratched his head he was somehow able to still jump and run

[@unknown_rdr]

Harry Potter you saw the video he was trying to parody right

[@HerozOfficial]

Timestamp? Cuz that never happened

[@KorZen10]

@@HerozOfficial 2:22

[@atlys258]

Can't believe he pulled off that frame perfect 2-slice 🤯

[@atti_odyssey]

True

[@octokid]

I think this speedrun is fake. The pitch of the sound effects and music is too normal

[@dazitow]

bruh its a parody of a false speedrun of Badabun

[@octokid]

@@dazitow and the fake speedrun it's based off has weirdly high pitch

[@ナナ追加]

OwO dont you get the joke

[@honor3439]

Wow

[@hyd6922]

Yeah and its impossible to jump and go in the floor sooo fasterrr and if u not see if i just press a normal the pitch is this is -> but if i press a for 3seconds the pitch is ->->

[@LeartIsNotHere]

Everyone gangsta till kosmic gets a heart attack.

[@staceymulligan6486]

*_2:48_*

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Drops to 27 lol

[@KarstenPHT]

レックスRex and goes to 290.

[@LeartIsNotHere]

@@KarstenPHT lol

[@KarstenPHT]

1:45 at 0.25 speed: and... He’s dead!

[@WhoWantsSmileyBois]

I'm actually new to Kosmic's content. I discovered him through Sumonning Salt and then subsequently saw the ridiculous Badabun video first before seeing this, and this is perhaps one of the greatest middle fingers in video form I have ever seen.

[@Salbren_boi]

It's a work of art.

[@QUACKED_MR2]

Same thing with me

[@carternelson7977]

Same

[@drybones7475]

Same

[@jorisv.l2120]

Yeah its funny how i got the expose video reccomended today, and a couple hours later i get this in reccomendend

[@doug_man_x]

Love the part when his heart literally explodes and also how he just casually has several heart attacks mid way through the run

[@8Pit]

I love how it goes from "Yeah, kinda believable" to "This is the funniest shit ever" in 10 seconds between 1-1 and 1-2.

[@Kosmicd12]

Tried to make every level progressively more stupid lol

[@8Pit]

@@Kosmicd12 I really like that approach

[@consepseon]

I'm really an idiot, I didn't know it was fake until he "defeated" Bowser 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@nevergonnagiveyouup291]

@@consepseon look at the top of 1-2

[@cooldude9798]

Y'know my first sign that this was obviously fake was when he drank some coke after beating 1-1. Man's bpm went to 158. But after eating pizza? 89.

[@ethan5325]

Don’t you hate it when your heart rate goes from 3022 to 85 while you’re playing video games?

[@queslife5641]

Yeah

[@toretronio9030]

Unhealthy habits 😒

[@ren6140]

... and then hit 27. Damn, it's so annoying

[@me.unpredictable280]

Lol 85 means you are dead chilling, average is 2000.

[@timezoneiiichickenisaveget9745]

TheMrClean GD that’s what I was laughing pretty hard at

[@Cordellium]

His secret: the mountains of carbonated beverages he consumes. That is where the true power lies friends.

[@emsbro100]

Not just any carbonated beverages - colas, specifically

[@dotjretion]

having his heartbeat be in quantum super position at 85 and 89 bpm also probably helps

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

@@dotjretion Sometimes, even 96, but only after enough Coke.

[@sgh-05]

It must be very carbonated; so much that he often has to throw away the fresh but slightly degassed sodas.

[@tomthebigman7481]

KrazyKyle1024 Games and then there was 2028 bpm

[@wileecoyotegenius5955]

God the layers in this are just brilliant, the obvious header discrepancy in 1-2, the input display showing clearly impossible inputs, the header becoming literal TAS tools at the start of 4-2, even that pizza looked so sad and stale just like the original video. A comedy masterpiece.

[@TheRealBossRPGJoinNow]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen when the cropped display had two Marios i lost it

[@ms.unknown2401]

HAHAHA SAME

[@hva25]

When does it appear I was not able to see it

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

@@hva25 1:03

[@mapleham5633]

there’s not even a lava lamp, nice try faking this bro

[@Kosmicd12]

how could i make such a rookie mistake :(

[@rockymole2252]

Rava abiburrahman yes

[@iProgramInCpp]

@Rava abiburrahman yeah, he did it to make fun of that KZbinr who faked it.

[@bacho4884]

Dude this is fake hes making fun of badabun

[@idkyiexist5710]

He’s making fun of badabun XD

[@dootdoodle569]

“Hey, what’s your resting heart rate?” “Umm, 48 I think” *”Oh cool mine’s 3022”*

[@KarstenPHT]

DootDoodle While mine is -1648639.

[@dootdoodle569]

Karsten Playz and entertainment imagine the blood just, receding back into the heart, but also so fast that you die instantly

[@KarstenPHT]

DootDoodle OOF

[@KarstenPHT]

DootDoodle Reverse *_F L O W_*

[@kuusik100]

1:47

[@JadeHeartOfFire]

Nah guys, this isn’t fake, he just has a really good gaming chair

[@SluggishRain]

1:40 My man here just dies of a heart attack and the Coke saves him

[@enriktigasna]

Heart attack would be 0 tho.

[@onezerosevensix]

here he is, officer. the person that ruined the joke

[@algumnomeaihehe]

@@onezerosevensix ah yes, good old "stating what was in the video" joke, the peak of humor

[@gesgald2266]

@@algumnomeaihehe nice joke dude i even can see layered irony

[@somethinghtorkt1785]

@@algumnomeaihehe you are sure fun at parties

[@willgames416]

the funny part is he doesn't have to cheat to get 5 minutes

[@23h109hh]

@@f43555 look at the date when the video released, and search up "badabun fake mario speedrun". That guy made a bad fake speedrun that used some of Kosmic's footage, and since it was april 1st he decided to make a joke speedrun that makes it incredibly obvious that it was spliced.

[@ThaAwesome10]

@@f43555 lmao you’re so stupid

[@The_Aleph_Null]

Thats the funny part?

[@TF2Starlight]

@@ThaAwesome10 what did he say since he deleted the comment?

[@scott56994]

Nah this shit legit he even got World record

[@MoyerMan]

I like how the thumbnail is 1-3, not even in the video

[@Sockren]

0:00 its here in the video

[@brodyjones8727]

Sockren that is the thumbnail

[@Sockren]

@@brodyjones8727 its in the video tho

[@MoyerMan]

It’s a picture, not the level

[@Sockren]

@@MoyerMan its a picture of the level in the video. so it counts basically

[@treyparkerofficial]

I've known about badabuns crap for years and I've followed you for so long and somehow I just found this. I woke up my wife and both kids with my hysterical laughing. I'm pretty sure I pissed off my neighbor and I'm sure the police are on their way but I do not care this was absolutely fucking hysterical I love it. Absolute perfection

[@maatsko]

this man bought 5 bottles of cola and a pizza to watch a tas, legend

[@TemphinFD]

NO HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE HYHOM DO YAJGHING HE YOH CREALLY GOOD ANF UOU ARE SO BAD AT MATIYO

[@themagicanimals]

NO HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE HYHOM DO YAJGHING HE YOH CREALLY GOOD ANF UOU ARE SO BAD AT MATIYO

[@NickNick-xv6wv]

NO HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE HYHOM DO YAJGHING HE YOH CREALLY GOOD ANF UOU ARE SO BAD AT MATIYO

[@mkmeddie]

NO HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE HYHOM DO YAJGHING HE YOH CREALLY GOOD ANF UOU ARE SO BAD AT MATIYO

[@kenstevesons6344]

NO HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE HYHOM DO YAJGHING HE YOH CREALLY GOOD ANF UOU ARE SO BAD AT MATIYO

[@panchitomatrix]

Whoa 3022 beats per minute??? Thats gotta feel like your phone vibrating inside your chest

[@CoolmineGaming]

panchitomatrix hello there

[@escritormalpagado3642]

Fuiste mi infancia

[@dacdlc7021]

Panchitomatrix qué haces aquí? Eso no me lo esperaba

[@dacdlc7021]

@@escritormalpagado3642 la mía también

[@wallace6264]

Amigoooooo que haces aquiiii

[@kloc1245]

I don’t think the people who disliked knew it was a big meme.

[@beteknisama7468]

They are Badabun supporters

[@ramsesmontiel3480]

Badabots lol

[@briannam1082]

ramses montiel lol

[@OsirisLetged]

BadaBots

[@vitogon1864]

Badabots

[@dm9910]

I hate how many obviously fake speedruns there are on youtube. Most of them don't even eat or drink anything, which is a dead giveaway because obviously as top athletes, gamers need to keep themselves energized and hydrated during gameplay. I'm not saying you have to eat a whole pizza every run, but anyone who isn't at least nibbling on some breadsticks in the loading screens is almost certainly not legit imo. Thanks Kosmic for keeping it real and showing how a real gamer does it, you and Badabun are the only legit speedrunners on youtube I've seen. Peace.

[@sansundertale69]

Lol?

[@JustCallMeTale]

I thought this was genuine for a sec bc of the first sentence LMFAO

[@billybobjohns7034]

Ikr, imagine going a whole 5 minutes without eating

[@classicconundrum]

dude I can't believe he managed to pull off the two Mario glitch

[@jdmcfc]

Can he pull off the triple???

[@lukemicxllef]

this comment made me Laugh have a reward

[@caseyscott.132]

He’s undergoing mitosis

[@davidthecommenter]

*Mario vs Donkey Kong: Mini Land Mayhem*

[@soup2284]

I was a little suspicious that this was fake, but the 3022 heart rate has me sold that it's real

[@crypticbeast1013]

The pizza should’ve sold it. No one speedruns without eating pizza.

[@jeeyongg6401]

stupid idiot dont you know that 3000+ heart rate save 2 framerule? idiot

[@jeeyongg6401]

@minecraft_steve yaaa, you know pizza% is a thing

[@jeeyongg6401]

@minecraft_steve i would prefer diet% but it's in the sub genres of coke% which is one of thw most popular way anyway so i'm fibe with it

[@hwhaht]

@@jeeyongg6401 pfffff, lavalamp% is the best

[@carnaje9075]

Fun Fact: Kosmic faked this better than Badabun. Edit: Imagine If Kosmic put his own footage in the run.

[@VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan]

yes indeed

[@Mr.mustard.]

funny heart rate went to 3033 in 4-1

[@Mr.mustard.]

its funny because 8-2 to 8-4 you can see what buttens the TAS was pressing

[@mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380]

What do you mean badabun clearly have pure skill and is entirely legitimate lmao

[@danieldasavage9294]

true

[@JustCallMeTale]

2:46 After the heart rate can't decide between 85 and 89, it switches to 27 shortly after 😭

[@SerialDesignationNClone]

He was sleeping for a brief millisecond.

[@sandygast9766]

When he ate some of the pizza and than didn’t wipe his hand before he touched the controller, I felt that

[@louisrialland2527]

felt the grease thats for sure

[@duffman18]

That was probably the most baffling part of that original video this one is parodying. Like dude, it takes forever to get grease off controllers, you have to take them apart and wash the plastic parts with soap pretty much. Who eats while they're using a controller or a keyboard?

[@louisrialland2527]

@@duffman18 Brutes.

[@hey_hey4394]

everyone felt that

[@liver1865]

420 likes

[@BenjamintYT]

"In a *relaxed* and fun way" You sure he's relaxed...? 3022 Heartrate is pretty large..-

[@achidupite3616]

1:44

[@achidupite3616]

@Light the fox Likes Piez yes I am

[@thesaroscycle_archive]

3022? That's pretty low smh. Try remembering you had a test 5 minutes before class starts.

[@siraxlrose5659]

And in 4-1 of all levels. . .

[@KyureiProductions]

r/softwaregore

[@lazylaje]

I'm scared of the people who don't understand that this is a parody and watch Badabun.

[@EEMEESE]

Yeah ,Badabun es una mierda

[@DarthRatchet]

Wow hasta los países de habla inglesa conocen a Kakabun.

[@EEMEESE]

Jajaja si y Badabots

[@DarthRatchet]

@@EEMEESE Que bueno que últimamente ya se estan muriendo esos mamones. Han pérdido relevancia.

[@EEMEESE]

Smn la neta es el peor canal de youtube de México y si no del p*to mundo

[@Corrupted]

This is some deep speedrunning lore lmao

[@drip3434]

Yooo rupty

[@TylerTMG]

Second like and comment :D

[@krobuskoffee3354]

bruh imagine watching this w/ no context. lmao

[@krobuskoffee3354]

@@notthatsuperman same

[@potayto_potahto732]

@@notthatsuperman same, i thought it was a 100% legit speedrun

[@pjdj]

Potayto_ Potahto lol

[@meta04]

687 people did

[@astor_25]

I actually did it xD

[@frimi8593]

8-2 absolutely killed me! The introduction of the input tracker for the rest of the run as well as that “movie complete” at the end was genius. Personally, my favorite part of it was the fact that you literally had 3 different sodas that you drank from throughout the run. Absolutely hilarious! EDIT: nevermind, there were FOUR sodas!!!! Absolutely ingenious

[@Kosmicd12]

Your favorites were my favorite parts too :)

[@algorythmis4805]

The four sodas were for asserting dominance

[@chaoseq69]

What About pizzas tho?

[@classy_cramorant9405]

@@Kosmicd12 Please say you didn’t waste the sodas.

[@ssharkbite08]

his heart rate really said↗↗↗↘↘↘↗↘↗↗↗↗↘↘↙↘↖↘↪🔄↔↕⬅➡⏏↩↪↪↪↩⤵↙🔄🔄↔⬅➡🔼🔂⏩⏭⏮⏺⏪▶▶

[@bread2948]

Up up down down left right left right b a

[@kaja3932]

@@bread2948 start

[@simonm-m8106]

My guy really went from over 3k bpm to 85 in 3 seconds

[@dpm2937]

GENIOUS. they used his inputs as his heartrate Monitor

[@Hugo-ei6js]

like a secret input

[@ElSandwich777]

Funniest part for me is that Kos is so used to the routine that he accidently gets a large amount of the button presses correct.

[@edumeli02]

Fake the sound is not weirdly pitched

[@noideawhattoputforaname9254]

R/Wooosh

[@deoro420]

@@noideawhattoputforaname9254 whoosh

[@RiverBalloon925]

@@noideawhattoputforaname9254 r/ihavereddit

[@Yrewir]

@@noideawhattoputforaname9254 HOW IS THAT WOOOOSH YOU IGNORANT DICK?

[@Rocinantus-]

@@noideawhattoputforaname9254 fool

[@ojg4997]

This speedrun has obviously been done by a robot, I mean no real person can drink that much coke without a heart attack

[@veryevilclown]

he had 3022 heart beats per minute, he did have a heart attack

[@Eva-dn8zk]

No

[@andredominguez3199]

What? I drink coke everyday and I'm feeling fine.

[@gwashere]

@GAMEY CUBER101 r/woosh u

[@DavidKingNT]

Kosmic is TASBot in its human form.

[@saltystick_99]

Okay in all seriousness, the funniest part about this to me is how the thumbnail/intro thing shows him at 1-3, a level _never_ shown in a any% run of SMB1.

[@luminatron]

lol true

[@Garbo_trashcan]

and that it shows 5 minutes at 1-3

[@isavenewspapers8890]

1:04 Can't believe they introduced the Double Cherry all the way back in Super Mario Bros.!

[@isavenewspapers8890]

This should've been: "Wow, the Double Cherry is a lot older than I thought." Oh well.

[@ChaosNuggets]

2:22 I just realized the heartbeat syncs with the music lol

[@AFoolWhoPlaysItCool]

I am not worthy.

[@nunyabusiness9699]

Or when it literally hits over 3000

[@madeline_from_celeste_real]

FAAAAAAAKE HEARTBEAT (jk)

[@colourblindchalk]

Lol nice

[@TSMmigit]

Imagine if this is how your heart beat would be not good is the best way to say it

[@ryuined]

2:47 we see here his heart can’t decide between 89 and 85 and then settles on 27 bpm very healthy man here

[@Max-if2np]

1:45

[@ryuined]

Maxence83120 yikes

[@Max-if2np]

@@ryuined big yikes indeed

[@ryuined]

Maxence83120 his heartrate go boom boom bbrbrbrbbbraaappapaahbrrbrbr boom

[@RamiCrafy]

Bro

[@toaster8369]

1:53 To pizza or not to pizza? That is the question.

[@FelipeMedinaMendoza]

La agarró o no? ¿Me dará tiempo? Jajajaja

[@toaster8369]

Lo mismo aquí, bueno, algo de eso.

[@elouixxamax2456]

Si agarro :V

[@mikepritchard3360]

I came here after watching Karl Jobst's video on the "original" video, and this was beyond awesome. Seeing all the things he points out in that video, then seeing them in your video was hilarious. Thank you so much for making this!

[@wdinan]

this is obviously fake the sounds are not high pitched and he's missing a lava lamp

[@wdinan]

@@FamousSeamus where's the lava lamp tho

[@zyphru1200]

@@FamousSeamus NAHHHH DEN

[@CALndStuff]

@@FamousSeamus you didn't get his sarcasm idiot

[@iambread2914]

@@CALndStuff "idoit" irony at its finest

[@ikaiser--4846]

@@FamousSeamus r/woooosh

[@jak3m827]

The 3.4K dislikes are people who think Badabun was legit

[@jackyleonpozo]

mrdabun

[@sebas87gaming06]

BADApoopbun

[@mrthink1348]

@@sebas87gaming06 cacabun

[@jackyleonpozo]

Badabots XDDDD

[@jay19ghost]

fatabun

[@angelmanuelrosalesdelgado1886]

Fake, you didn't drink enough coke.

[@christophersanta]

Or ate enough pizza smh

[@WTFBOOMDOOM]

@@christophersanta He should have made a toilet visit as well.

[@Joker_-ib7uk]

@@WTFBOOMDOOM hahha

[@f1championyoutube2.09]

@@WTFBOOMDOOM While 8-4 was played, and end the level before he comes back

[@ValenCCV]

Jajaja wigetta en tu foto d perfil

[@mattpierce5009]

rewatching this, I'm certain this is the best 8-1 I've ever seen

[@leonardo_neri1352]

Like por la parodia a badabun jajaaj

[@patoloco9574]

Badabun es la mayor mierda que a existido

[@leonardo_neri1352]

@@patoloco9574 confirmo

[@elcabo9065]

X2

[@jesusantoniocastanedagonza5183]

X3

[@orakulo3882]

X4

[@lebu6258]

Kosmic, i'm starting to speedrun this game, should i drink coke on 1-2 or 4-2? Btw you should look the tas run any% no coke.

[@evilmask_speed]

Best strat is to start a new bottle of coke after every level.

[@lebu6258]

You can't drink on every level, you need to eat pizza on 8-3.

[@gdhammr8113]

Be sure to accidentally leave your hands off of the controller for a few frames at the beginning of 4-2

[@thanatosp3738]

Best to drink coke after most levels and eat your hard and stale pizza after leaving it out for 3 days when there are fireworks.

[@JIerark]

Have you seen those hats where you can put a drink in and then you slurp with straws? Just use that and drink a whole coke, then refill every level

[@Chuaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

2:12 That requires aproximately 50 frame perfect inputs in a second. Kosmic: Press A four times 2 seconds later. I love it. 😔 👌

[@massimomoro5895]

That’s legit

[@christopherhammond5142]

8-1 was awesome. I think he hit jump about four times in the whole level.

[@christopherhammond5142]

I also loved the music and the slapping of the controller in 8-4, great video.

[@scoobyzoinks]

His true speedrunner powers let him start moving while using the controller to scratch his head

[@leelduttis4086]

This is fake, his heart rate didn’t go up when princess toadstool came onscreen

[@cypherjh4102]

if you're not joking, this video is a joke of a video with this guy faking a speedrun

[@leelduttis4086]

Don’t worry, I’m joking

[@thecoffeeshopat2am173]

Was that a turn on joke?

[@TLG64]

@@thecoffeeshopat2am173 no in the og vid his heart rate went to 110 instead of 95

[@Vorrimade]

This is a parody of Badabun's fake run

[@thebolaxd3910]

Hasta la comunidad inglesa se burla de badabun xd

[@gameplaysloquenderos.1680]

Xd si

[@merle_momichis5071]

Xd si x2

[@juanfancu]

Xd si X3

[@axeluwu5049]

Xd si x5

[@zEclipseGD]

Xd si x6

[@edhead7172]

The Mario on top in 1-2 had me dying, great video. So did the heart rate. And the input display while eating. And the absurd number of bottles. And "movie finished playing"

[@skyeturner5003]

And the input display deliberately pressing up+down and left+right as much as possible

[@natecortese1189]

Luke Diggle credit goes to whoever tased this to make it look as inhuman and stupid as possible

[@skyeturner5003]

@@natecortese1189 Teased? Wdym, he clearly just played this with a controller than can do left+right

[@_itsdark1644]

and "top - 117500"

[@jc-ul5tt]

And the random coin conter

[@SpinThwomp]

Obviously fake, he didn’t go for the swag coins in 4-1

[@TGMontop]

it aint

[@vcreativeart16]

Heart rate: 3,022 bpm Me: Seems legit

[@tomasoliveira8119]

And at 2:52 it drops to a nice and steady 27 bpm

[@foxthor0528]

Tomás Oliveira man that means he’s almost a body

[@tomasoliveira8119]

@@foxthor0528 I know, that's why I said it. And it's supposed to be a joke

[@wynndye]

I mean he isnt human clearly.

[@PErplEFlEmE]

@@tomasoliveira8119 that other person is just waiting to get woooshed by a even dumber child

[@Roekoe_]

2:23 Wow, getting all the frame perfect jumps while not moving for 30 seconds, you have my respect.

[@ydertgf]

nno he was actually too fast for the camera

[@gesgald2266]

@@ydertgf superhuman speeed

[@ydertgf]

@@gesgald2266 yeyes

[@Plasmicballs]

bruh its fake just like the other one it has pretty much the exact same "setup" with the coke and pizza

[@rhythmtg]

@@Plasmicballs check the date

[@ma5tercraft19]

I laughed so hard when he was just blankly staring at the screen for a good minute in 2:22

[@alexanderserrano9800]

Look at the heart moniter thing lol

[@teeks8713]

It would have been funnier if he just used a still image

[@rocketgod6808]

He isn’t even pressing any buttons, just sitting there, MENACINGLY

[@w_bergner]

@@rocketgod6808 I know

[@chanceneck8072]

Exactly!!

[@nulcow]

This isn't legit, he didn't have the epic gamer channel-branded wetsuit.

[@ruler_of_everything]

4:13 An incredible strategy, pressing all the buttons at once without even touching the controller at all! This is a truly legit 100% HD 720p speedrun.

[@Kosmicd12]

:)

[@zelefant1482]

ParPar he used a trick known as “telekinesis” this allows him to not have to touch the controller to press buttons and saves an extra frame tule over playing normally.

[@rafaelmassobrio8346]

@@zelefant1482 The only thing he missed was the TAS fast acceleration imo.

[@alizster3186]

@@rafaelmassobrio8346 nah he too good for that

[@tastyyoylecake2069]

ikr

[@2sighkick2furious39]

Fake. You didn't eat nearly enough pizza to finish the game that quick

[@joaquinbritez5046]

it's parody

[@Duckymcduckerson]

Lol

[@waffle185]

joaquin britez dumbass

It is a one parody of one video of one "chanel" badabun

[@teetuzz5550]

Damn how could I fall for this

[@Krackerlack]

badabun viewers: *visible Español confusion*

[@salammuniz298]

Aquí estoy :vr

[@Bruno-fw6nw]

Si

[@masteryoshi6434]

bueno

[@elliecopteroiii1098]

Ñ

[@puntomega02gachachannel69]

Alv si cierto

[@wine_man.]

I love how the video gets progresses in a way that the first minute is kinda normal but then the next minute goes to 4 cokes and 2 pizzas while dying about 400 times due to heart issues.

[@elmi8769]

2:22 HIS HEART RATE GOES WITH THE MUSIC LMAO

[@aylinfernandez7845]

His heart rate was vibing

[@canadianbacon2693]

Yeah dude his heart was just jamming out to the beat, just goes to show how hard he was gaming

[@chanceneck8072]

WTF?? I thought I noticed everything! That just blew my mind...

[@Jackgamingl]

Same whit the sounds like collecting the double coins or pressing button on his controler

[@EzeKiwmi]

Es que Mario esta en su corazón

[@icyronald9328]

He roasted badabun so badly just by playing a game.

[@soyshadow299]

The most lamentable

[@D3K018]

By not playing it actually... 😜

[@D3K018]

@Baldi Yeah, this parody is top notch, the lack of self awareness of the badabum guy is amusing tho...

[@DeltaTony]

@@D3K018 theres a video like this by Canaladaar, it's also pretty funny.

[@TripulanteRojo]

Badabots* 😎

[@mateipasionatul]

You forgot to turn off comments and to weirdly pitch the sounds

[@YituTG]

And the lava lamp

[@mateipasionatul]

@@YituTG yeah