Passione Training Video

[@dankbidoof]

Fools! You expected the next jojo.png video to be Purple Haze, but it was this! ok for those who didn't see the community post from 2 months ago, "If Fugo actually used Purple Haze" will come out this summer since I can edit a longer video like that without having assignments due. ☠

[@phoop3649]

1st to reply

[@phoop3649]

Ez

[@broccoliman5003]

Dam shotgun

[@somerandomundertalefan]

i can defeat da boss

[@acdsarc11]

Hey question: what editing program do you use?

[@giovannisoldovieri5270]

At this point the computer voice sounds like a genuine voice actor to me

[@stubi2044]

Lol no single comment

[@giovannisoldovieri5270]

@@stubi2044 Until now

[@idklol1895]

Same lol

[@dummy-n7m]

Why'd you say something so accurate.. Yet so controversial.

[@giovannisoldovieri5270]

@@dummy-n7m natural talent

[@fireempire7342]

SUGMA: Sell Unique Goods (and) Murder Archenemies

[@Sekimsek]

Balls

[@coreosad2261]

balls x2

[@y100yearsago4]

Who sugma

[@ellis2394]

BALLS: Blow All Lcocks Land S🅱️enis

[@AA_A04401]

sugma amgus

[@_butter.]

Oh boy, I can't wait to -kill the boss- work at Passione!

[@adm7474]

Good luck with that

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Hope i get to -use the arrow- be the best worker!

[@strayanimator9676]

@@magentapurpleyap5566 oh you get -stabbed and get Requirem- to be the best if you work hard!

[@Jyguns]

@@strayanimator9676 I always wondered how you do that cross out words thing, can you show me how to do it?

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

@@Jyguns -- Put comment between

[@baguette3025]

I keep replaying that part where Giorno's getting a headpat

[@Kurokami112]

Headpats are love, headpats are life

[@seeforkat]

0:56

[@hiticalcrit4046]

@@seeforkat Thank you. 👍

[@critikasalihmeylani]

@@seeforkat More like 0:56

[@shinobix4925]

Cioccolatta and Gwess feel very satisfied right now

[@TheCompleteMental]

Are you ready?! _Excited Giorno nodding_ *Are you sure?!* _Even more excited nodding_ Ok! The boss' stand ability is-! *BMMMMMMMMM*

[@pogggaming4470]

1 week later Insert diavolo dying

[@SARAIN4ever]

That All Star Battle *"DI MOLTO!"* made want to play it again... 😌

[@tzeentchmundi44]

IMOUTO!

[@KyodaiNishiki]

Thanks for the training, but i just wanna know the Krabby Crimson secret formula

[@rakhisworld8046]

It's Death

[@snipsnip8785]

Krabby crimson Strength:S Speed:B Main power: *L A G* subpower: straight up holding the red yt line on a video and moving it forward

[@kcalb4569]

im sure the secret formula is drugs

[@kofrixguia7820]

Lemme tell you the secret The Krabby Crimson secret formula issss!!!!- And that's the formula! Hope you follow it well

[@foxshoot3138]

@@snipsnip8785 latino american player: sooo we have the aame tipe of stand

[@benjaminhager6285]

Leaky eye Luca is the only person who passed the light test canonically Ok so Luca is show without a stand obviously however to get into passione you have to pass a test. Each capo will most likely have a different test. Now when Luca died Bruno was sent who was under the orders of Polpo meaning there’s a chance Luca worked under Polpo. To get into the gang Polpo gives you the lighter test. Every one of the main characters failed the test as they all got stands but Luca didn’t get one meaning he’s the only canonical character to pass the lighter test maybe

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

Someone went into how the lIghter test does a lot to help Polpo figure out where to put his recruits based on how they approach the test. Things like how they would handle getting the lighter in and out of the prison, and of course, if they actually keep the lighter lit. If they just bribe the cops to let the lighter through without issue, and keep the lighter lit, they're just really basic. If the lighter is relit, it forms a "step 2" to the trial.

[@chiefbawor_thegr8966]

Bruh what about Sorbet and Gelato Do they have [Stand]?

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

@@chiefbawor_thegr8966 i mean, probably, considering La Squadra had a lot of Stand Users, all with Stands that are generally good for assassination jobs.

[@RandomMeta]

@@LloydTheZephyrian la squadra is all stanf users

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

@@RandomMeta I kinda already implied that.

[@suravinayan2753]

3:03 this man should get an Oscar award for best singing

[@raziemanbacho331]

3:43 I like the fact that, instead of actually using the actual manga pic for Beach Boy, you just used a regular IRL fishing rod lol

[@Iris-su2wx]

I'm pretty sure that's a manga image

[@muchii7772]

Yoo diavolo got some good skills at editing

[@snifey7694]

Instructions unclear Ended up killing the boss infinitely

[@TheStraizo]

This is not only funny, its also REALLY COOL

[@Romdara21]

Veri Nice*

[@ferriswalcc]

passione training video? more like Diavolo propaganda

[@minorcomet282]

GET THE TRAITOR, BOYS!

[@halilkanmaz5964]

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[@mikail-pv2to]

*ded*

[@anthonyrios2311]

Ghiaccio sounding like AVGN has no right to be that hilarious.

[@rockhistoria2537]

The best part is that Danki isn't the only one who made that correlation, in the video "the glory of Ghiaccio" the opening is a direct edit of the AVGN opening now with the title: "the angry ice man"

[@shoodler]

He just explained the entire season in 13 seconds

[@Taplone]

Giorno Giovanna’s trade offer : You receive : 7 page muda I receive : noting

[@Taplone]

Wow sound like a good trade

[@_butter.]

@@Taplone did you just reply to your own comment

[@prest01]

@@_butter. for christ sake his name is anime fan on youtube he can do what he wants

[@headdoctor6954]

THIS COMMENT THREAD HAS ME FUCKING DYING

[@h2.t2]

ez

[@ariaakee]

I love how a training video from Passione itself has someone asking if he can beat the boss as if that had been everyone's objective

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

The main reason why Spongebob and JoJo memes go together is because Spongebob fits with everything, while JoJo *IS* everything.

[@jojogacha974]

I mean jojo is the world

[@critikasalihmeylani]

JoJo is a way of breathing.

[@jojogacha974]

@@critikasalihmeylani wait when did sun breathing get introduced in demon slayer

[@critikasalihmeylani]

@@jojogacha974 It is a JoJo reference.

[@jojogacha974]

@@critikasalihmeylani is it said by the writer?

[@TheStraizo]

[Heavenly Singing]

[@tonyrun5802]

I *love* how you made Ghiaccio salute Narancia like if he was a girl, everyone thought it was like this the first time

[@ModernAegis]

For anyone curious, the order of Passione's Stands, starting at 3:33 White Album Talking Head Aerosmith Green Day Metallica The Grateful Dead Moody Blues Beach Boy Man in the Mirror Notorious B.I.G Little Feet Soft Machine Purple Haze Sex Pistols Oasis Clash Kraft Work Sticky Fingers Black Sabbath Gold Experience

[@cilginogrenci]

This is so fucking good dude. Great idea, great execution.

[@critikasalihmeylani]

Yeah, I can't wait to -kill the boss- work at as mafia!

[@duckoguy69]

After the video Giorno Giovanna: Now can I kill the boss? Guy: Sure whatever, I'm outta here anyways

[@valawilde3927]

2:00 I have to say, At this part of the video it turned into something more than a master piece

[@Armedus]

The acronym should of been MUDA: Mobsters Undermine Da boss, Ari-Ari-Ari-Ari-Ari-Arrivederchi!

[@AbsoluteMongoloid]

2:07 is hilariously accurate.

[@williamfiore7545]

Finally, I can become a gang-star!

[@madnesium120]

MY TWO FAVORITE FRANCHISES IN ONE VIDEO

[@mclegomods6402]

Jojo and?

[@sutart488]

@@mclegomods6402 spogeb???

[@Ok-zb7df]

@@mclegomods6402 spongebob

[@sammybutler3027]

@@mclegomods6402 I forgor 💀

[@Mo0nStønė_3450]

@@sutart488 ah yes, *S P O G E B*

[@Blue_Shift421]

its cute how you were petting giorno

[@memelord8769]

All you need to say is, “Got a stand? You’re in.”

[@sammybutler3027]

But they give you a stand

[@RandomMeta]

@@sammybutler3027 if they dont pass

[@aeternal.mp3]

Finally I am now a true GANG-STAR at Passione

[@josephjoestar953]

Seeing Giorno get smacked with a fly swatter makes my day

[@krishpanzade7109]

I simply can't express how much I love your content and editing skills.

[@matty_c]

This is possibly the best edit you’ve made yet.

[@t1g950]

This is how mafia works

[@jacobweatherford4696]

At 1:51 i could definitely see that as abbacciohs response to someone just saying hi.

[@legallydoodled9783]

I can see Giorno, Trish, Mista and Fugo (they probably asked someone to escort him back to them because he's still in the mafia) editing this video and sending it to Jotaro and the Morio gang to explain what happened after the 7 days Koichi left Giorno out of his sight

[@Luxunzuh1]

Tbh this.... Is the best thing I've watched this year

[@senseipog5605]

No you can’t “DeFeAt ThE bOsS”. I laughed at that part

[@J.M91843]

1:20 No,you cant *DeFeAt ThE BoSs* Without understanding our carefully organized code *SUGMA*

[@survivalisttt1566]

Sugma?@@J.M91843

[@miken6913]

I was having a pretty rough day, been bummed out that I gotta pawn my switch to make rent but then you hit me with that Sugma joke and made my day better. Thanks king.

[@justastrangerontheinternet1359]

Bruh to those 7 people that disliked the video why would you *EVER* dislike a masterpiece like this

[@ivanfire4]

Please tell me the secret about how you know the dislikes.

[@tenacity2633]

This is the best parody I've ever seen

[@cremation7665]

The TTS vocalising Giorno’s slowed theme was something I didn’t know I needed

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

This gives me an idea for a video. If Polpo Knew Giorno Had A Stand Already

[@peexun]

The computer sound singing is really the best singer

[@subiendoladificultad2431]

Giorno: **kills the BOSS un ONE week**

[@qtaro18]

0:55 lol this is so cute

[@naranciaghirga6980]

Agree

[@flaviapederzini]

This is a masterpiece

[@korasu28]

3:01 this is now my alarm

[@rafatkauser56]

Other JoJo's in their 15's: normal kids. Giorno in in his 15's: _ayo let's kill the mafia don and become a gangstar_

[@eliasgevaert6978]

Love your videos they are amazing

[@martinmarkov9707]

SUGMA: someone usually gets mad anyways.

[@spikergames4259]

Respect for making a part 5 adaptation of uncle dane's thing

[@WarmNitrogen]

1:21 "Dfet th bos"

[@uhohmykokoro1616]

I can’t get over this editing 😂😂😂

[@stormnus580]

Ghiacco: **Refers Narancia As A Girl** Me: M a y b e .

[@YasashiNoKage]

Can we make it official?

[@stormnus580]

@@YasashiNoKage *Yes, We're Only Telling The Truth.*

[@heavenlyascendedchicken5464]

Mmmh if you don't know where this is from then you didn't have a childhood

[@hansolobutimdead]

A thought on the thumbnail: Weird to see Giorno without his braid

[@InvasiveSwarmsBand]

This is a good sponge bob reference!

[@Yoitskol]

there is a 15 year old boy trying to kill me because i dont care who i sell my drugs to pls help

[@clodolcmidnights837]

Don’t forget about the part where you get to see *T H A T G R O O V Y T H I N G !*

[@dr.kujojotaro]

*-Heavenly Singing-*

[@that_diamond_rat566]

That singing touched my heart

[@jiayongli4584]

the video: 4 minutes and 7 seconds mista: *i am gonna track your IP address*

[@KromerlessGuy]

I just wanna say it If someone tries to kill Giorno, it would be impossible, since he has a requiem stand that can revert everything and everyone

[@SpywareInstaller]

the world over heaven :troll:

[@gallocontenis88]

I just found the best KZbin channel! keep up the good work, your videos are awesome ((:

[@calicobagels]

The bot singing lmaoo=

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

1:15 - That AVGN scream though.

[@elliter5465]

ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD REFEREANCE!!!!!

[@vickiesimpson2264]

I expected Narancia to gef mad after being called a little girl

[@rotgod]

oh boy now i can successfully join the italian mafia!

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

Narancia being called little girl lmao

[@abnola_]

00:56 Pat-pat Giorno is kinda cute ngl

[@yokuutsu9097]

This video is destined to get over a million views.

[@fellowhuman2560]

Ghiaccio = AVGN confirmed.

[@Pigmedog]

i like the implication spent 10 seconds saying the f word

[@M0nochromedonut]

these videos keeps me alive longer than looking at disgusting nsfw youtube recommendation’s

[@s0uper85]

3:58 well what are you waiting for go kill the boss!!!

[@SVOtto]

Help I accidentally joined the Chinese Mafia

[@SVOtto]

I ESCAPED THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ME HELPP

[@loganbelgin7650]

why does this guy only have 34k subs? his videos are fucking hilarious

[@codergold1249]

SUGMA = SUGOMA=REVERSE AMOGUS S U S

[@Lava_Lazy]

This video is the very reason why i subscribed and turned on the bell

[@gravemind883]

My favorite part was Da da da da. Da da da Da Dadada dada dada da da

[@teogn1035]

(heavenly singing) Love that too much

[@PuzzledLooks]

I wouldn't predict the heavenly singing

[@李肇興]

1:24 best of the best

[@Toxic_Death]

273,544 views??? Make this more popular please youtube :DD This is actually well edited

[@noriakipolpo8653]

Yes he can join Passione

[@Marcelis]

Heeeey this is like that SPONGEBAAAAHHHB EPISODIO

[@livesinbin5830]

I put a frog to my ear and some weird man calling me a type of latte or something *its a jojo reference*

[@illusion9289]

2:31 America when they go to war for oil be like

[@illusion9289]

I love my county but god damn

[@DioBrando-o6f]

dep dep dada dapdap dap dapdap

[@buccaneerguy8197]

Seriously U Got My Attention

[@pt3704]

Should have ended with "are you ready to meet the boss? ARE YOU READY TO MEET THE BOSS?!" OKAY!!! THE BOSS'S NAME I-" -video ends

[@harrisonfackrell]

I lost it when Microsoft Sam started singing il vento d'oro.

[@moreeee6410]

1:26 so from there he learned to do the "healing" thing

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

🤨

[@yesiam7294]

This is perfect...

[@therealmrarchive]

this is extremly underated

[@elessar4864]

This is brilliant