Pat Beats His Wife! At Non-Viable Autism Tests!

[@umamisoy]

This is too strong of a thumbnail and title not to click on it.

[@gameb9oy]

I feel like the description is nice too. Screams “oh man, please don’t take this to seriously”

[@rasendori20]

I AM A STREAMER! I AM A STREAMER DR HAN! I AM A STREAMER!!!

[@GabeSweetMan]

"I AM A STREAMER! I AM A STREAMER, DR HAN!"

[@Dragon4234]

1:15:26 For Pat turning off his Zapping System Inhibitors.

[@Shadest]

that's my streamer right there

[@ProxyFox45]

"You can't do autism and gooning at the same time" One time after sex I started to explain speed solving Rubik's cubes to my partner at the time and they thought I was doing a bit. I was not doing a bit. You can do both.

[@ProxyFox45]

I decided to take this again, I got a fucking 176

[@ProxyFox45]

Okay I watched the full stream, I was diagnosed with autism as an adult and I remember I told my brother I would not be surprised if Pat or Paige were autistic, and I felt bad about saying that because I was pretty sure I was just seeing the overlapping symptoms of OCD in Pat. I feel so fuckin vindicated by this stream even if Pat isn't actually autistic I know I'm not nuts for having thought that

[@pwnyboy9714]

....1:16:11 Didn't Pat recently admit on the Podcast that he's played games of RE4 in his head when he's bored and out of the house?

[@Levinsbun]

I know he talked about doing this for re2 when he worked at the grocery store

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

when i was a kid in, let's just call it detention, i would just replay episodes of pokemon in my head.

[@pwnyboy9714]

@@Levinsbun THIS might be the thing. lol

[@gameb9oy]

@@pwnyboy9714does this get funnier when we remember pat can only hear his own voice when replaying sounds and other people’s voices in his head?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Those answer options are wildly limited, each of my answers was “kind of, but not how the person asking thinks of it”

[@graffitisamurai]

In self-evaluations you have to kind of do it quickly and almost by instinct. Sitting on each question and thinking about deeper context is often self-defeating. Pat and Paige questioning each other's responses would have certainly spoiled any results if these were more serious examinations. It's also why psychs will give you multiple evaluations, tests, and will even ask friends and/or family to fill evaluations on how they perceive your behavior. (but I digress, obviously these were just for fun)

[@MrQwertysystem]

Ummm... Yeeeah... That's actually pretty common autistim trait. And like grafittisamurai said there's a reason why medical professionals do multiple evaluations and question people close to you.

[@MrMctastics]

You're comparing yourself to the average. That's the point of the test

[@RagnaroekChaos]

Congratulations, you get to skip ahead and just self-diagnose as positive lol

[@BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr]

MY GOD, THAT ORANGE HILLBILLY BEATS HIS WIFE!

[@CheesyRavs]

I decided to take this alongside you guys. I got a 149 where 65 and above is the cutoff for autism. I may need to actually get properly diagnosed now. I never thought I would learn that I could be autistic as I am entering my 30's

[@SickleSlash]

Good luck getting one I got a late diagnosis at 23 and even then there's still people that think it isn't a life long condition.

[@loadeddice4696]

I got my assessment in my late 20s. If nothing else, getting my assessment (I don't like the word diagnosis, I'm not sick) helped me feel better about a lot of things.

[@BlackLynx4607a]

146 points here, early thirties... I'm not really surprised, always felt like a weirdo.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Fuck that. Don't even bother. Some stupid internet test isn't going to determine who you are as a person.

[@loadeddice4696]

@@_Jay_Maker_ they SAID they were going to talk to a professional, what do you want?

[@Shinny1338]

See the mods start flipping out when they almost discuss Pat's imagination

[@ubermenschen01]

2:17:15 Based, totally agree with Pat (a rare thing indeed). Not saying that Paige is wrong per se, but I value an inward sense of empathy over an external show of respect.

[@TheShockVox]

I agree. You can have great manners and still be a terrible person. While you can have terrible manners and be a good person. For one, manners are based on culture. While many aspects of morality tend to have more overlap universally (not everything, but still) despite culture. In some culture, I heard it’s bad manners to eat all the food on your plate because it’s like telling the person who provided the food that they didn’t give you enough. In my perception of manners, that’s silly. Manners aren’t enough.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

34:12 anyone else have such a vivid imagination that it can literally distract you from your own sight? Not even zoning out, like your eyes just straight up aren’t the message priority at the moment

[@FiveTiger]

Yup, under some conditions. Not consciously but when it sets in I sometimes have to literally shake myself out of it

[@kneau]

Maladaptive daydreaming?

[@BlackLynx4607a]

Yes, it's one of the reasons I am so scared of driving.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Yep. Absolutely. Getting into writing and illustration took most of the edge off and now it doesn't interrupt literally everything anymore. My job kind of "helped," but also not. My job is, in fact, so stressful that I literally don't have the energy for imagination right now, which is both a blessing and a curse, because when I want to imagine, I can't. 😆 I've been suffering from imagintive burnout for almost 10 years now. As a writer and artist on the side, it fucking _sucks._

[@pareidolist]

...Is that not normal?

[@mattaardsma8245]

Pat was talking about no longer giving a shit about anything anymore. I had a really weird experience with that. I had horrible anxiety and when covid hit my anxiety skyrocketed to the highest its ever been and the just plummeted into nonexistence. It was so sudden, I thing something inside me broke. Like my fuck factory burnt out from overuse and I no longer have any fucks to give. Honestly its the best thing that's ever happened to me. Anyway I scored 60.

[@pareidolist]

Hyperbole and a Half's "Adventures in Depression" has a great bit about this. "I've always wanted to not give a fuck. And finally - _finally_ - after a lifetime of feelings and anxiety and more feelings, I didn't have any feelings left. I felt invincible. And that's how my depression got so horrible that it actually broke through to the other side and became a sort of fear-proof exoskeleton." The full comic is worth checking out. Probably the most relatable thing I've ever read.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

29:00 they are absolutely context sensitive, these are bizarrely pointed and yet vague at the same time. Even *chat* got this right, think about that, chat got something right #36 is a prime example

[@graffitisamurai]

That's the point. Since these are self-evaluations they want you to respond with your gut feeling.

[@TheDCT0]

It's still so uncanny how that voice filter makes it sound like they have the same voice.

[@malikoniousjoe]

I was so fucking confused, I thought they were just talking at the same time in a well practiced manner with Pat off screen. It was uncanny

[@antirules187]

Can never unhear it

[@graffitisamurai]

It's hilarious how Paige continues to deny it, but yeah Paige sounds like a pitched up Pat and Pat sounds like a pitched down Paige

[@Vanity0666]

Pat and Paige have fused to become Paigrick

[@malikoniousjoe]

@@Vanity0666 I prefer Pait or Pag honestly

[@RhysClark97]

34:30 Pat, you can picture resident evil levels in your head...this question is not confusing.

[@WIImotionmasher]

I am sorry for grumpy pat, and recognize the extra frustration of live tech difficulties. But good stream

[@RhysClark97]

1:45:20 ok so as someone who got 175 on the first test and am watching you guys get a little confused with why the questions are the way they are, the best explanation is, do you feel you are doing these things INTENTIONALLY or SUBCONCIOUSLY...if it is something you have to think about before you do then you are masking. If you picked it up naturally and think "is this something every human does anyways?" then you arnt.

[@kingoffans]

Okay, that thumbnail was genius.

[@Shroud66]

You might need to change that to "Paige Beats Her Husband 🤣

[@AndrewTraver]

Oh wow, after all this time i never thought the fidget toy was a "specific item" XD it always just looked like a Key...but with Paige fidgeting with it, i can very clearly see that it's The Armor Key from Re1 XD

[@AndrewTraver]

Unless there is another Blue Key from Re1?

[@HelFrostKara]

A problem I have with tests like this is I am very pedantic about the phrasing. Like "I have been told that I am clumsy" like are we asking if specifically anyone has SAID that to you or if you are clumsy?? both things have not necessarily occured. Maybe it speaks to the autism that I don't fully understand what the questions are actually asking elemayo and like also what if you are self-aware of your shit??? Anyway I got 186 on this test 🤣

[@graffitisamurai]

You're not supposed to "think" too hard on self-evals, you kind of go with your gut. It's why psychs will ask you to do several of them, to filter out outlier answers. They'll also often ask for an evaluation from a close family member/friend to see if your self evaluation is wildly out of step with how other's perceive you.

[@HelFrostKara]

@@graffitisamurai Jokes on you (me), I try to avoid social interactions so who knows elemayo.

[@FiveTiger]

Thats a yes, I have absolutely had people tell me Im clumsy

[@kakoytazabar]

Pat quite often takes things and words too literally. Seeing, while physically observing something, also can be something else. "Do you see what I mean" doesn't mean that you literally see something and he knows it. When Paige says "See in the minds eye" it does mean that apple that he's IMAGINING an imaginary object, unless you are thinking about a specific memory, then it's REMEMBERING. Granted, imagination is a more advanced function of remembering. And while Pat's imagination/memory is a bit flawed(hearing only his voice), he still has an imagination. But it's always funny when this thing comes up.

[@pareidolist]

I honestly think that is the only significant flaw in Pat's reasoning about this whole thing, but it's such a huge flaw that it kinda ruins everything else.

[@Grasspinks]

Pat is such a brat when peach is around lmao

[@pareidolist]

True wuv

[@onled1]

I was losing it at paige singing pat just might be autistic

[@kneau]

29:40 Speaking for myself, when this exact thing happens, I'm usually experiencing quick cessation of brain inflammation.

[@Donomyte935]

Does Paige is the Autism?

[@AndrewTraver]

That is so weird, because it sounds like Pat's voice overlayed with yours XD

[@Kaarl_Mills]

I got a higher score than pat, now im fucking worried

[@GX_Pixel]

So I wound up getting a diagnosis because I took this test

[@kneau]

If you mean to say that after acquring your results to this non-viable autism test, you took them to a consultation with the appropriate medical professional -- neat! Otherwise, please circle back to the qualifier "non-viable."

[@GX_Pixel]

@@kneau One yes that is what I did and two something to note is that the Raads-r and test like it have been found to be very accurate.

[@NeoCreo1]

@@kneau The amount of people in chat that speak of this test leading to a formal diagnosis indicate that it’s more accurate than you seem to be giving it credit

[@pareidolist]

@@NeoCreo1 That's not accuracy, it's indication. But even the most accurate test would still be non-viable if used for self-diagnosis.

[@PixelOverload]

7:36 how does Pat understand the psychology behind gatcha mechanics and not see how gift-subs function in the same way as free pulls?

[@rasendori20]

27:13 Oh my god you can see it on his fucking face!

[@chrisspears8229]

Just play the interrogation parts of LA Noir. That's how I found out about myself.

[@Zer9810]

It was really interesting to watch Paige take the test, taking a long time on easy questions while Pat supports and encourages her. But then Pat takes the test relatively quickly and Paige continually blew up his balls, interrupted him and tried to correct him. Honestly it is fascinating to watch. Also I very much disagree with Paige’s assessment of her knowing when she is being rude.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Yeah, Paige has a hard time identifying when she's being rude, because she doesn't actually interpret it as being rude at all. 😆

[@Katagara84]

I need a full Life Will Change from Paige. It's her best one since the Castle Superbeast theme

[@xananax21]

Scored 161 on the raads 141 on the CAT-Q.

[@KKKooL_T]

So it's like their best stream?

[@muovikallo]

Congratulations to all the winners and better luck next time losers.

[@JohnMHatch]

I got a 96....

[@pickledparsleyparty]

The perfect KZbin video title. Clicking is destiny.

[@danielwitt1793]

Is that Daniel Dae Kim?

[@samueloakley4254]

Pat has Pre-Cyberpsychosis

[@Kaarl_Mills]

Choom got himself chromed up hard because people kept calling him short

[@doesntno]

I don't need to take test. I already know the answer but I just want to see my score

[@In-The-Zone]

I am shocked that Paige scored lower than me and Pat somehow scored higher. Paige reads Sonic Fanfics for fun! And I would consider Pat far more socially adjusted and "Normal" than me lol

[@RhysClark97]

1:06:45 I am just now learning, as an autistic person, is THIS not normal? like as a child i developed attachment to physical objects people gave me even if they were relatively useless or come in the thousands because it was important enough for someone to concider it a gift so i HVE to keep it, it MATTERED TO THEM so it has to MATTER TO ME, thats what gifts are for? Its rude otherwise right? Even in sitcoms and stuff its always a plotpointt hat characters try and return gifts for store credit or whatever and theyre concidered a bad friend for doing it.

[@modaltas4693]

Hum. That’s quite a title you have here pat lol

[@ChickenNuggies]

choo choo brain

[@TrvisXXIII]

Anyone know if he gave up on his FF7 Rebirth playthrough?

[@brianmurray7821]

i think so, its been 1 month :(

[@Dracobyte]

Let's go!!!

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

Excuse me what the fuck

[@6ix_winged_angel]

Press x to Shaun

[@greatskullz6166]

You have the tism, Pat.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

grow up.

[@barronvonnoodle]

Pat what the hell lol

[@RhysClark97]

59:39 Paige is a genius

[@In-The-Zone]

Why is Nikke popping off all of a sudden lol

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Today I realized people weren’t just misspelling Nike

[@tonydragon784]

Woolie downloaded it

[@In-The-Zone]

@@tonydragon784 Yeah but why lol

[@ubermenschen01]

They talked about mobile games on the podcast, but maybe there's an event or something? Idk can't take the jiggly titty gun game seriously

[@graffitisamurai]

@@In-The-Zone Woolie wants more "second screen" games after getting into Balatro, which sent him down a mobile game rabbithole.

[@Rivalinfantry]

Bro I scored 140 wtf

[@tonydragon784]

Forst?

[@JoseSanyet]

I scored 183😂😂😂

[@oniwrath]

😂😁👍🏾💗

[@alexanderholmes9481]

I was really blindsided by the phrase on the test. I'm just casually listen, heard that, and felt serious disgust and crawling feelings on my back. Cringing. Not slang cringe, the actual act of cringing

[@yamizion]

👁️ 👄 👁️ 103 bruh

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

is that a good thing?

[@dianatheascian8701]

Oh course Queequeg and Cade would think smore poptarts are good

[@Butter-Boy]

"Test duration: 10-30 minutes" Am I autistic for wondering why it doesn't just say 20 minutes?