Pat Beats His Wife! (At VideoGames!) - Chained Together!

[@wumbojet]

Pat and Paige prestream conversations are always the funniest and most unhinged things possible and they're the best

[@Kaarl_Mills]

its basically "Oh man, what are these two goblins up to these days?"

[@graffitisamurai]

Having an urgent care knowing you by first name is both comforting and concerning lmao

[@Suitswonderland]

i feel like this game was in my dreams like one of those nightmares where nothing works

[@Verdian83]

This stream was so much fun. You two were on fire.

[@imlaffytaffy]

Paige is made out of spare parts

[@Kaarl_Mills]

Paige of Theseus

[@DarkPlague20]

is this a Distractible reference?

[@BigFingerRo]

"NOOOOOooooo why they mean meeeeeee, I'm great!" she said, as she tossed three pairs of glasses in the garbage for no particular reason.

[@StoryTaylor43]

What do you suppose Peach and Pat are in Hell for?

[@queequegtheater6093]

Food crimes

[@BabushkaKoi]

Loving mustard

[@CosmoDrazi]

The floor pie incident.

[@warzone822]

Paige's deviancy

[@CVVK2501]

Paiges jorking and pats punishment for letting it happen

[@Acrylescent]

So cool for them to show us how it’d actually be if both of them went to hell at the same time.

[@SplurginSergeon]

Welcome to Cascading Cockups with Pat and Paige

[@mattparkent440]

Why wasn't the game called "Chained-Up"?

[@wumbojet]

Oh, Paige's mixup with mesopotamia being in Mexico is way more understandable than you would think. The native populations from the area from the lower united states and Mexico to Costa Rica from before the colonization were called "Mesoamerican". Those indigenous populations famously include the Aztecs and Mayans, so, to an English speaker from North America who possibly had only heard the prefix "Meso" in those two names when referring to a place from the past it's completely understandable in my opinion.

[@AntiNihilist]

i REALLY hope we get Paige in a Zenos cosplay someday

[@wumbojet]

I read this as Zeon cosplay and immediately thought "yeah, she would pull off a Zabi easily"

[@questingmoo]

​@@wumbojetKycillia would be pretty easy

[@dogsoldier123]

The only Zenos I'm familiar with is from dragon ball super

[@note4note804]

"A test of your reflexes!" as she tosses a burger at Pat.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

Paige as Majima

[@NikkiLayne]

Listening to these pre-stream convos just makes me think about how happy I am to have this kind of relationship with my spouse. The only major difference being that I'm like Pat and we're BOTH like Paige

[@PlaidTaco]

Pat needs to stop beating the IQ points outta Paige

[@metadust]

Justified is good as hell

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

2:24:00 flashback to: Pat assaulting his controller in re4, enough that i could hear its life span decreasing with every waggle

[@Kinma15]

funny enough they were trying to replace the lead pipes but the bad people are fighting it tooth and nail cause it would cost less money to fix it now than later and they want as many people as possible to experience the refreshing flavor of leaded water

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Mmmmm neurotoxin

[@TheAnimorph10]

2:09:14 and 2:54:03 are what you're looking for

[@AnalEvisceration88]

Sorry, I was thinking about plastic in your balls

[@VaSoapman]

I would be far more upset and uncomfortable if Paige's face exploded because she didn't wanna doctor two days in a row.

[@Rivalinfantry]

never clicked a vid so fast

[@PlaidTaco]

Ooof Paige

[@PlaidTaco]

SPOILERS they never make it past the very start. Saved ya a few hours of your life

[@TheMrrccava]

Fucking spoiled it you mean. Dickhead.

[@DarkPlague20]

but the journey is all of the fun

[@Suitswonderland]

dude wtf, Paige is 35.. but I am certain we were the same age because of a “oh weird” but i’m 33, time sure is confusing how idgaf

[@Suitswonderland]

it is* should of been at the end but age gap talk, in high school I could not date the year bellow me because I was sensitive to bully triggers and its why no bully for me, my brother made stuff difficult but could of been worse if his brother was not liked by everyone and the year above, just never make friends with anyone younger apart from my friends little sister because I would be big brother until her brother showed up, our age gap was like 2 years but I thought we were like 20 years apart when I was younger and man like the pain killers sure took a long time working this morning, hope no ones called the cops saying sounds like someone is being tortured, but jeeze I slept all of Sunday because of meds and I must of slept weird in this insane amount of time asleep, sure was smart putting the heater onto fan with blankets creating an environment which pretty much hybrrnates you

[@Suitswonderland]

I hate sunscreen, in Scotland we rarely need to use it but they always have this smell and texture like I work at a chemical plant McDonalds, feel nasty, no one has told me the solution making me think making my own is probably the only way

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Are you responding to yourself

[@Suitswonderland]

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat yeah, so you don’t flood someones channel with your comments, makes it look like ive posted less than I really have.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@Suitswonderland you need to be medicated. something's up with you.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

2:27:18 you mean.....science?

[@dominicstevens5851]

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