Pat Beats His Wife! At Videogames! LA NOIRE w/ PeachSaliva!

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[@johnrivers3813]

After all these years Paige is still dedicated to the bit and you just have to appreciate that level of effort.

[@PeachSaliva]

thank u for believing

[@typhonyx_was_taken]

3:38:22 Hedge Maze Start Edit: oh man it’s such a funny bit, her going back out the front over and over on purpose haha it’s so intentional and funny

[@PeachSaliva]

Please believe the intention!!!!!

[@Spacewizzard090]

Rusty deadass getting up and walking off after the first time is the best

[@johnrivers3813]

@@Spacewizzard090he had to get up and stretch, he knew they were going to be there for awhile

[@HellfireComms]

This was always one of my favourite SBFP LP's.

[@JayDog459]

Agreed, but also every SBFP playthrough is the best playthrough.

[@cyborg2254]

The “shitting into diapers” discussion still makes me laugh until it hurts

[@scantrontheimmortal]

Except that one part where one of them said "what does a shipping manifest have to do with anything?!?" when the case was specifically talking about missing cargo & the manifest specifically listed who the missing cargo was assigned to and how much stuff there was. I then understood the feeling of people who yell at their tv during sportsball lols.

[@fien111]

L.A. Noire takes some liberties with reality to make for a more compelling narrative, but the largest of all is a 1940s car, EVEN NEW, starting faster than it takes to spring 30-40 yards as a current cop and former marine. Then again, Rusty's keeping pace so maybe Phelps just sucks

[@Divector8]

The hedge maze part had me laughing harder than I'd laughed in months.

[@johnrivers3813]

She tried really REALLY hard

[@Levinsbun]

How could this be?

[@effluviah7544]

PAIGE STRONG. PAIGE POWERFUL. RETURN OF THE QUEEN YESSS LET'S GOOOO

[@Sarged40]

The maze section needs to be its own video

[@gameb9oy]

Time stamp please?

[@Divector8]

@@gameb9oy 3:37:50

[@danielcooper7433]

You know it's a good bit when it almost kills you.

[@BlazeMakesGames]

The thing about the Homicide desk is that while yes it is cool that everything all ties together into a single big serial killer case The first time through it also kinda almost feels like a betrayal by the game mechanics? Like you end up finding out that literally everything you've done for like the past 5 cases was actually pointless and all the tension about whether you picked the right guy or not is lost because they're ALL wrong. And it's not like you have an option to be like "Actually it was none of them because it's been a serial killer!" not that you would even have a reason to think that for the first few cases at the very least. So like it's kinda cool in retrospect or as an observer viewing it more like a classic mystery drama. But as a player it feels like kind of a dick move.

[@AshBrian96]

Yay! More detective shenanigans with Peach! 💙💙💙

[@FenriWasLive]

51:37 Game Start

[@CameronFulbright]

1:38:50 and onwards might be the best part of them playing that case.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

3:45:00 man i am sincerely so confused, i figured out the path and i haven't even done this part yet

[@ChickenNuggies]

the maze part is amazing

[@gbrodie49]

I'm 5 foot 3 Pat, I feel you.

[@wumbojet]

Height is a really interesting thing that depends a lot on personal experience. I'm 5'10 in a country that I believe, the average height is 5'7-5'8, so in my head, I'm average height and the occasional 6' person cements my internal bias because I go: "See? This dude is tall, that dude is short, I'm average height" while I'm actually tall compared to the average. My brother is 5'11 so that doesn't help either lmao.

[@AntiNihilist]

3:32:00 wait, when they said this did this imply they didn't think this place actually exists?

[@dominicstevens5851]

FoR tHe AlGoRiThM

[@KikiMofo]

ITS THAT COP MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF NEWSPAPERS

[@satorukuroshiro]

McCaffery looks like if Ben Shapiro time traveled.

[@Captain_Subpar]

You can't get lost in a maze if you keep exiting the maze as soon as you as enter it. Paige was long-braining us all.

[@Hallowench]

Well that was the hardest I've laughed all year.

[@satorukuroshiro]

Are hedge mazes the new shadow puzzle for Paige? Possibly.

[@imnotsickler]

Man guys, that "because of woke" joke is NEVER gonna get old!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kakoytazabar]

Shadow Maze was great.

[@GiantEyedSquirrel]

1:14:09 Is the orb not perpetual mpreg?

[@U-Flame]

That thumbnail is perfect

[@Kinma15]

imagines Jack Black cosplaying BlackJack

[@hyperionman420]

1:32:59 Taken 3 phone call

[@wumbojet]

"Sorcery battle" is the direct, non-localized, literal translation of Jujutsu Kaisen. The manga and anime are called Jujutsu Kaisen in the west, that's the English title. It's like if Attack on Titan came to the west as Shingeki no Kyojin, that's just how it would be called in English.

[@VentWilsn]

paige pointing to her hat that reads "please have patience, my car has WOKE controls"

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

The craven look in paiges eyes at the literal first second of appearance, truly amazing

[@drewbastank]

I WANNA SEE SUZI'S FAKE MOVIE THEATER

[@sapphomet.7777]

Wooo wifestreaming

[@Fahren47]

Ey, looking forward to the laughs

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

6:37 dad bod appreciation hour?

[@shawncc89]

Why don't you guys wear your wedding rings?

[@dogsoldier123]

Knowing these two chuckleheads they probably locked them up in a vault so they won't destroy them

[@soupysoup9340]

Pretty sure they've explained before why they don't currently. I think Pat broke his and Paige doesn't because pregnancy related stuff.

[@jasonmullin3522]

​@@soupysoup9340pregnancy swelling of the fingies.

[@PeachSaliva]

Pat lost too much weight so his keeps falling off and I’m still too fat from pregnancy so I can’t wear mine yet lmao

[@shawncc89]

@@PeachSaliva you are not fat that's ridiculous. I thought pat looked a little different but I thought it was just bc he shaved lol

[@UseZapCannon]

It seems so arbitrary to me when witnesses in crime movies/games are never able to recall even basic details about a suspect. I don't buy that the pawnbroker in the Summers case couldn't have remembered "white, short black hair, clean-shaven, in shape, about your height" It's like how all the witnesses in Fargo call Steve Buscemi's character "I don't know, just kinda shifty looking" even though he has bug-eyes and a huge mustache

[@graffitisamurai]

Witness testimony is widely considered to be extremely unreliable. People are actually terrible at remembering details and the only thing unrealistic is the witness saying they can't recall. What usually happens is that a witness will say they remember and provide erroneous information

[@johnrivers3813]

@@graffitisamuraisecond that. When flight or fight kicks in the brain is more focused on what to do next to survive then using energy to store memories. So more often than not whenever someone goes through a traumatic event their story can change, not because they're lying but because it's just really hard to recall details in those moments. Or the opposite happens where it's such a normal part of their routine they're not taking into account minor changes or details because they were in autopilot