Patrice O'Neal - Just Be Honest

[@plutterton]

"Take the L. There's a lot of bitches, man!" Attitude of abundance. Love it!

[@Jg09098]

Patrice was a red pilled god before people even knew what being red pilled was

[@simplenough]

Patrice would laugh at the idea of black pill

[@neilk1116]

Take the L'....does he mean take the loss?

[@joseguapothedon2162]

Men have this going thru your mind every time you disagree with what your bitXh is telling you. #Respectfully. If you aint getting what you want from the relationship then happily take the 'L' and walk away. Learn to WALK AWAY!.You hold the POWER when you walk away. Pimpin' aint EASY and it aint EASY to PIMP. RIP K SAMS AND THE GREAT PATRICE O'NEAL.

[@Crazylalalalala]

lol "Turn her mic off" if only we could do that in real life.

[@fitlife1205]

Crazylalalalala 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[@Sealwithwificonnection]

I died

[@bilboswaggens2975]

@Tobias Belz fact

[@mad-k6q]

@Tobias Belz growing up having vagina let alone a stretched out diseased vagina wasn't free pass to get away with everything. Like my nephew said that he wouldn't hit a woman but he'd hit a btch!.

[@drewinsur7321]

"The nice guy way is the womans way" this is gooooold!!!!

[@tlz124]

I asked this girl i was hanging out with what advice she would give guys in order to get laid. She said If a guy is respectful, i'm gonna blow him before we even get home. I started laughing at her. There's no way that ever works

[@chukwu4730]

The fact that Patrice had legit points coupled with his anger towards women made this show extremely funny

[@johnnonamegibbon3580]

Exactly.. exactly.. That's the joy. A lot of it is true, but somehow tongue-in-cheek at the same time. Since we're taught the opposite growing up it makes it a little strange and counterintuitive. But horrifyingly true.

[@2amBreakfast]

It's not anger. His level of understanding is so great that he accepts that it is simply female nature. The fact that he swears and calls women out on their shit might sound like anger to you but notice that he never actually loses his cool. This is important. You have to let go of your anger and you have to accept female nature because you cannot change it, you can only respond to it the right way.

[@markus4698]

2amBreakfast and that's a crucial distinction between him and a large part of the MGTOW and redpill crowd.

[@Sealwithwificonnection]

Markus True shit. Red pill is a step in the right direction but it holds onto too much anger, at least most of the guys there.

[@My6StringSweetheart]

@@2amBreakfast Exactly. Society considers any criticism of women to be 'hatred' against them. Even pointing out something they did wrong or putting them in their place is considered 'hate' nowadays.

[@222222e]

This shit should be taught in school. I swear if I ever have a son...It's mandatory he hears Patrice's philosophy

[@seroyal1089]

222222e same

[@ryancannon5921]

222222e What age should we introduce Patrice at?

[@sherlockholmes82]

15-17 depending on the kid.

[@whiskey4930]

fuck yes especially with all this feminism over load where its actually shameful to be a full on man with complaints about man splaining, male logic male behavior it makes kids growing up not even know how the fuck to act any more. they become woman pleasers when they instead should be pleasing themselves not caring if a woman approves or likes you. if you like her you should go get her thats all. but now we have no male figures, men either work all day and see the kid 10 mins a night o r arent there at all. we all raised by women lmao

[@dauntlesssmile6068]

i started at 21 and i wish i was listening to him at the age you said, but i spent to long as a sissified socialist and feminist.

[@Thewrightbrotha]

He had a lot of great points, but in the end, what he really taught me was to just be honest. Not even exclusively to women, but to yourself, and to everyone else.

[@colluminati2988]

Yessir

[@HoopsRaccoon]

I agree 100%. Patrice is my favorite comedian and I also see through him. He was never married and he’s super insecure. He taught me so much, but at the end of the day everyone has to do what works for them. He taught me to be honest at any cost. It has done me wonders in my relationships with friends, myself, and especially women.

[@nicholas1254]

4:23 "turn her mic off" = tears of joy ;D

[@Nabiki73]

+nicholas jenness I pissed my pants laughing at that part, man...it was even funnier when she got so mad when he did it, too.... :D

[@badddd]

LMFAOOO

[@pervmanyesican]

much better than bill o'reilly's turn the mic off!

[@SFsailingbiking]

“No more food excursions.” Lmao

[@ryanphillips5591]

Dude it's not a joke after a while they are playing you

[@bigol9223]

Be honest or be quiet. Those are my only communication guidelines.

[@Sigurr88]

Not telling the truth is also lying. If there something that has to be said, you better not stay quiet.

[@Sealwithwificonnection]

@@Sigurr88 not true. It's just not speaking

[@Euclidiuss]

Patrice is like the dad giving me the advice I never knew I needed. RIP Patrice you were a true legend.

[@Slimkidd730]

"Turn her...turn her mic off.......I'm sorry baby...I'm sorry." LOL! I always love when Patrice be tellin em to cut bitches mic off when they either get mad or be trying to talk over patrice. You never her other DJs with the balls to do that CONSISTENTLY whenever they want to.

[@whsdramaandstuff]

Eh, kinda shitty on his part. Theres no chance for her to present her argument becuase he's ALWAYS talking. A good host will control the conversation but theres no point in even being on the show if you get talked over every time you speak.

[@Slimkidd730]

James Genna She's trying to present her argument OVER him while he's talking. As the phrase goes, "Excuse me for speaking." He just has the guts to cut a bitches mic off who won't wait for a man to finish his statement and logic. All men wish they could do that but theres no control. But when you're a radio DJ you have that luxury. The irony in your statement, thats how I felt about karith and I love karith. Its not a "karith" thing though, its a WOMAN thing

[@tristancutler]

I signed in my KZbin account just to like this.

[@antonio8904100]

"Turn her mic off" - God I love it

[@crawfish069]

Psychologists believe that women, in general, need to be in love before they have sex, and men need sex to fall in love. This creates a lot of frustration. However, if we don't have sex in 4 weeks, that shows we are sexually incompatible and I'm done. It's as simple as that. And I now have a great woman because I enforced boundaries and stopped putting up with BS.

[@darklord220]

good shit man

[@anthonyrosales8456]

Wtf this actually makes sense

[@truestdude]

Preach playa

[@OlovMetal]

Patrice is a patron Saint of Macks. We all rise to your level.

[@avisco01]

"If I snuggled you against my will..." Oh man, I was that guy. If I'm being honest I probably still am. I wish I listened to Patrice when I was like 10 years old. I'd have had a lot more fun damn it!

[@MrEer218]

Anthony Visco Break that habit

[@madwilliamflint]

This dude is my fucking hero.

[@hxcmetalhead]

"Turn the mic off!" OWNAGE. Fucking loved that shit. Patrice was a mother fucking BOSS!!!!

[@SplogMan]

LOL! "Turn her mic back on!"

[@BlaccEagle]

In this world of pretenders and liars and this political correctness, it is incredibly hard to be 100% honest. I work hard to become that guy who is honest all the time and it's totally worth it. It's so healthy and freeing and I respect and love people who are honest with themselves and others, it's very rare.

[@ostenvind]

"Just let it all out... She'll wanna fuck your audacity." And that's why I miss Patrice, such blunt, well-spoken truths.

[@mikes3827]

IMO, Patrice O'Neal's the best comic ever. I'm from Boston and knowing PO, he was as real and unpretentious in person as you could hope to meet. As funny as he was, he just had SUCH a down-to-earth way about him, which made him even more endearing. SERIOUSLY miss the dude, still hard to think he's gone. RIP P, hope to see you on the other side.

[@oldliverrivers3686]

Mike S I think history will show Patrice as one of the most important comics (philosopher as far as I'm concerned) in modern history.

[@Essaibnnyachae]

We’re in 2022 and he’s considered the goat by most who know his legacy

[@RICHARDGRANNON]

"You cant fuck with the truth" - Patrice O'Neal

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

I remember several years ago when I heard this for the first time. The part when Patrice compared a woman refusing sex to a man refusing his time, dinners, car rides, gifts, etc. was such a gold nugget of wisdom!! Fast forward and I am married for a few years and my wife tried to pull the shit that ALL women do (where, they say if you just did XYZ then they MIGHT be in the mood more often) and I just switched it back on her and said, "how dare you try to dangle a carrot in front of me like I'm going to be your slave just to MAYBE get what I have already earned! Sex is part of the marriage commitment, it is not some extra I have to go above and beyond to earn." And then I said, "how would you react if I said that if you gave me great sex, tons of BJ's and any other fantasy, then MAYBE I'd be in the mood to fix the car, keep up the yard, or even go to work that day for you?" Now it is very rare that she tries to pull that crap and if it has been over a week since we had sex she will notice that I just stopped doing shit around the house and right when she is about to go crazy on me she usually realizes "oh, thats right, I'm getting lazy on my end, better go have sex" And if anyone wants to say "she should just want to have sex, not feel forced to" everyone knows that women want sex way less than men in general. A woman can be with the hottest man but after a year she will slow down the sex unless he demands it. And if she wants to get lazy, that is fine, I wont force anything, BUT I will have no problem getting lazy too with things she wants.

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

@ese kay yup, we have our ups and downs but this method still works. In fact, its the ONLY thing I found works. Trust me. And yes, all women will say shit like, "well if you schedule sex then its not very romantic, bla bla bla" which is true but almost every time we have sex when she wasn't necessarily in the mood after about five or ten minutes she has gotten in the mood. Sometimes women need to be reminded the actually enjoy sex. And most women need to be reminded almost daily that a marriage is a two way street, not just the man doing shit for her while she does what ever she wants.

[@Tex8010]

👏👏

[@rianocanain5724]

Mans a genius, a motherfuckin genius

[@coosafication]

i miss you patrice :'(

[@JorgeRodriguez-rq7cy]

Dis nigga done saved my life.

[@truestdude]

"You have to match their audacity. There's NEVER a time NOT to be honest! EVER!!" #bars #realspill

[@cooltune]

Listen to this dude every fucking day and be a champ.

[@scottflo7153]

Patrice is a legend. This was def the best episode

[@Nate100]

8:36 Doug's call and Patrice's answer is fantastic

[@charleneyoung1410]

I love how Patrice was able to help someone thru his comedy. Not God, but Godliness.

[@yourmother3207]

God would approve

[@mlssrsevenseven8160]

Miss this dude...many tears...RIP

[@MrMexiSalv]

My god Patrice is the relationship Jesus.

[@offdacorner]

There is so much awesomeness and wisdom here it's beyond belief. Patrice O'Neal would have made an incredible President

[@neilk1116]

He was too honest and real to be present. Politicians lie and bullshit basically.

[@Bigice99]

This guy was the best god damn.

[@timshrader64]

Food Excursions! lmao! Long live Patrice

[@mrgabest]

The world needed Patrice. RIP, buddy.

[@Kin-my5fb]

“At a book store” 😂😂😂

[@zerona]

2019 and patrice is needed now more then ever

[@ctom2246]

Im glad he spoke about being honest i tried to tell my friends that and they looked at me strange and then they wonder how i be getting on LOL RIP Patrice O'neal

[@mrbigg151]

This man spit some knowledge! Gone too soon.

[@massimoamato5593]

R.I.P. to this legend

[@marcossantana1312]

Her voice gold

[@najidastar3996]

logical, truthful, golden. LOL RIP Patrice oneil

[@MidTierVillain]

One of the greats,it's always a pleasure listening to Patreeky... *Tilts Hat* "The only winning move,is not to play.."

[@TrustasCurrency]

If I could have just shook your hand Patrice. God must be laughing his ass off since you left us.

[@DannyFrio]

“send the nigga from the mail room, don’t send the public relations dude” 💯

[@Anthony-jc1ii]

Love coming back to these

[@aedr04]

I unintentionally found myself clapping at the same time as the rest of them... Damn, this stuff is powerful.

[@Trynottoblink]

Haha I did the exact same thing

[@cracklee3390]

There will never be another.

[@split_jcgg9613]

Why am I just now finding out about Patrice damn 🤬

[@hublotkingcole683]

Big Kin he’s gone but you got A LOT of catching up to do

[@johnhook4946]

RIP Love it

[@johnnonamegibbon3580]

Karen didn't like to think herself a hypocrite, but, yes, her "friend" wanted something more than friendship. Which is almost always the case between men and women (if not always). I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I honestly don't believe that men and women look for friendship in the opposite gender. They look for something deeper and not at all platonic.

[@ryancannon5921]

John NoNameGibbon Poor fuck was trying to friendship his way in.

[@anantprakashsingh8777]

"turn her mic off" should be an option in real life.

[@MrRizsbox]

2018 still relevant

[@lovellstroud8532]

1:31 mind blowing!!!

[@elvis32z]

You do. Just do it. What he's saying is true and it works. The more you do it, the easier it gets.

[@khujo78]

damn, this dude was the Truth, RIP Patrice

[@coreygraham860]

People on both sides talk about relationships and sex being two different things, but they're not. It's ALL about sex. One part of a relationship is intercourse, and everything else prior to and in between is foreplay. All the facets of a serious relationship, like the act of building a "mental/emotional connection" are merely more intimate and more drawn out forms of foreplay, which as you said, "makes the sex so much better." Again, it's ultimately about sex.

[@KingzCODM]

It’s not ALL about sex don’t believe this guys if u seee this, this is REAL FALSE KINGS

[@craze6663]

patrice was a real man and knew women like the back of his hand

[@kjm0227]

1:40-2:20 is pure gold

[@MetaITurtle]

Yesssss I needed this

[@juannotjohn]

"Never lie... just let it happen, cuz she'll want to fuck your audacity." - Man, if these recordings were put together on an album, it would be the REALEST record ever produced.

[@jv4vidss]

Everything Patrice says is genius

[@preemo4life]

Well said sir.

[@KhemistryIBMOR]

PREACH!

[@VetleRB]

RIP a legend.

[@joeashbubemma]

Good Lord her voice is torturous.

[@angelstorm8813]

this shit is so real

[@ethosterros9430]

Rarely has a woman in my experience who doesn't hate truth. Reality is if shes into you very little you can do to turn her off. I test this making poop jokes for her and she just laughs and laughs. Ive on the other hand made jokes that even someone who hates me cant help but laugh cuz its just so funny, and she immediately clams up after and says something rude about it.

[@whitesongs73]

u keep it real

[@Blues307]

If you ever need guidance on women... find the lost tapes of Patrice or Bill Burr. Neither will steer you wrong.

[@iBiGPUN210]

Wisdom is forever

[@Tallm0cha-88]

RIP Patrice!!! :)

[@BallofJustice]

I wish I had found out about O & A and Patrice before he died, this is like some finding some lost scroll on how not to be a bitch

[@Texas4life1986]

Once again this is the honest truth

[@liligman]

1:40-2:20 needs to become part of the elementary school curriculum

[@uajoseph1390]

10:20 how to use analogy’s

[@protectaa]

I just watched War Games it was so weird relating this back to patrice. TIC TAC TOE BITCH I DONT PLAY ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN WIN

[@allanrainey6564]

it is never wise to argue with women

[@morrisfly85]

LMAO @ 55 seconds everyone clapping like this guy confessed hes been clean from drugs & alcohol for 10 years. Brilliant!

[@PrinceG28]

The male quality is not being advertised on TV anymore all you see are these fluffy Vampire shows & funny geeks.

[@iBiGPUN210]

SAY IT AGAIN

[@writendrink]

Thanks for the upload man. The female comic Patrice cuts off is named Karith. There's no real working comics on the show other than Patrice.

[@gamergamer3518]

She didn't care to ruin her guy friends reputation on air... not even tried to at least trade time for confidence to the guy who's nice enough to be patient

[@pathartley119]

This guy was the shiizz!

[@jpalpharo4304]

4:53 Feel Good

[@PoilishedMahogony]

i love how he turns her mike off, just so she can fucking hear his opinion without talking over him

[@deeq9668]

Why this one has no video

[@KhemistryIBMOR]

@smokeynypd I agree.

[@eqh1593]

"Turn her mic off." ..... fucking BAWZ! :D AHHAHHAhah

[@PatersonFinest]

Pimpin' for Dummies! That's the name of his next comedy special! I said it

[@em3dtv]

Damn. Patrice was a profit! Everything that was dicussed here is 100% truth... RIP Patrice O'Neal

[@aedr04]

Hearing Kathleen's voice and women "logic" makes me want to throw up.

[@thomasrad6296]

I think this should apply to most guys here, but I am 22 and I want to obtain the mind set that Patrice did, i want a bish but when one comes by i try to let her know what i feel but i also want to not lose her, gotta work on the not caring for the girl to leave.

[@drincogni]

I know its decades old but now not even 1 date.😂😂😂😂

[@1CedricWilliam]

Yes lmfao " turn her mic off" he ain't need nobody else to be honest

[@shamwow70]

i wish i had half the mans testicular fortitude.

[@Aristo07]

Thanks Billy for uploading. Could you tell me which female comedians involved in these show? Patrice, in other audio mentions Amy (Schumer, I imagine) and in this audio seems the annoying voice of Kristen Schaal (?) From Argentina, Thanks again!

[@melaniestangl]

Yes, actually. Intelligence happens to be the most attractive quality to me. If a guy is smart I'm immediately much more drawn to him than I would otherwise be. And he has to make me laugh. Physical chemistry is important, but it's SO much more gratifying when there's mental chemistry too. Guys who do get a lot of action might be pricks, but that's not a prerequisite. You know what is? Confidence. There's a difference.

[@jeepneygang]

Does he play guitar with you?

[@danielpimpino3783]

"He has to make me laugh" We ain't fkin clowns, what the hell? You should be happy and funny by and for yourself. See this is the SHEEEIT we men have to put up with