Patrice O'Neal - Self-Sabotage

[@jeffschwind2011]

There can never be enough Patrice channels on... Men, we are turning this franchise around!

[@billionaire33]

Yesss

[@billionaire33]

Who knew!!!!! He was so ahead of his time.

[@jaylon.713]

"You not only got to tell them what they did, you have to tell them why they're doing it." Hits every time

[@homeslice2487]

This man was a living street psychologist. No college trained psychologist can touch him. He has an insight I only WISH to have. Patrice was a true Master.

[@jordanwallace9484]

Miss Patrice man , fukkin miss em

[@kwam3asibey458]

Degrees can’t beat field research!

[@shikakabubu]

34 years old, learning jewels from this man. I wish i heard this back then. Coulda helped my life so much

[@TrustasCurrency]

Real men understand Patrice. Fake ones wont understand and say patrice is a misogynist.

[@zdutzu]

Do real men pat themselves on the back for watching youtube videos?

[@eqh1593]

STFU zudbidoo

[@feelingswilldecieve9330]

zdutzu we wont make an assumption about you, but at least give a talking point or point of view.

[@granolanbars7790]

zdutzu After watching a lot of these videos, i feel like theyre just words we want to hear, their purpose is to really just comfort us, and a lot of ppl who watch them feel smarter after watching them, but i just feel lazier like ive had my hand held through this thing we call “thinking”

[@Istaygroovy]

Real men understand he's a misogynist and understand you need a bit of misogyny to understand women.

[@darlamae9876]

The erratic caller is now 52 years old, if you give a damn. Hope he has a good life somewhere.

[@CSAcrazy]

One day you will be old and unattractive. Men age like wine, women age like prunes.

[@markl5998]

It's 50/50 that he's dead

[@carloscjr23]

He seems like a weak simp that doesn't get it, every steep tries to justify the stuff of her chick.

[@jamessouza7065]

You knew him?

[@kennypowers1945]

@@markl5998yep, Patrice ended up dead 😭

[@angeltesfayexo6909]

That dude needed to shut up and listen to this legend when he was speaking and giving advice to him...

[@mike990]

"I love her for who she is not who she could be" Women love men for the exact opposite reasons.

[@messikimoshi69]

Expand on that

[@watchumean2869]

@@messikimoshi69 You serious? What needs expanding?

[@paperbagchronicles2943]

True.

[@massimo7219]

@@ryanjensen5897 good explanation

[@dinolover]

"He's with a bitch he doesnt want to get rid of, but his gut is telling him to tell her to fuck off, but he cant. Cause he loves her." This man was coming up with insight views into problems that didnt even exist for me yet when this beautiful bastard was alive.

[@lindahoe6714]

He love her because????

[@Stefan.X.]

Love how Patrice shows woman they don't know f all about what they think they're experts at e.g relationships.

[@scino3116]

💯☝️

[@todlichreiter]

damn. Patrice was a genious he is like a psychologist without even having a degree and he is always on point R.I.P.

[@AhmadAmr98]

psychologists train for years only to learn not to say anything wrong, or anything to get blamed for

[@jimmiejackson8489]

To be a man truly is a blessing and truly a curse god I love it to be able to just have the choice to be above the bullshit Is basically ours to make but you have to be able to lose it all

[@li6706]

Jimmie Jackson what do you mean?

[@MrLance01221]

I agree bro

[@Jactheitalian]

@@li6706 in order to not lose peace, and happiness over alot of the emotional bullshit that comes with women, you have to be willing to put yourself first. Even if the chick is hot, fun, etc and you are into really into her you have to learn to be above the drama she may cause if she does and learn to walk away and realize there are literally billions of other women and other experiences out there.

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

Patrice is Real doctor ..he's helped men All over America thanks bro!! Your work will stand for years to come!!

[@MidTierVillain]

Dante always adds nothing, but sounds cool doing it. Good wingman to have..

[@vijucat]

To be fair, Patrice is a horrible listener. He cuts sentences and HAS to dominate every conversation. He HAS to, LOL. He is as flawed as he is awesome :-)

[@bleack8701]

Nah dude, at 5:20 he had some good shit going. Dudes have to stay on their guard at all times. No slacking or shit goes bad

[@Cheezyfingas]

He can barely hear shit and know everything you were saying you think he wasn’t listening but he responds with some prolific knowledge

[@yourmother3207]

Just started listening to these clips... who is dante ? Is the black philip show part of o&a?

[@Jgrish]

@@yourmother3207 Dante is Patrices co-host on the black phillip show and nah o&a is separate from black phillip

[@heresYoshii]

"Hmm! Really, expand on that" *silence* "Exactly." LMFAO RIP YOU LEGEND

[@divinejacobmathew1503]

Take a shot everytime that guy says " That's right !"

[@apemanfool]

love how he takes the time out to troll Yamaneika before he gets serious. So funny. RIP

[@reggiesaidit513]

The caller is in such pain that he isn’t even listening to what Patrice is saying

[@michaelmattice4986]

"...You're not at the place where you're ready to put her to sleep" LOL

[@winstonwolfwhiteshoes]

General P giving great game as always. When women give you emotion give them options. Stay righteous about what you do!

[@NicoGbasil]

Great advice, I think I understand. Give me an example...or I'll give one and you grade me lol...

[@mikehunthurts3558]

Please bring back Patrice and take Dr Phil.

[@bobbyguzman3058]

I come here everytime i fuck up. I see all the bullshit i was doing wrong and patrice just schools me.

[@amandalively1]

Patrice was a mans man. Miss that guy💔

[@maaly8111]

Patrice was next level genius

[@jalohepo-oja7399]

"Pussy ain't nuttin but a drug man! don't tell me! i'm wearing a patch right now!" -Bernie mac

[@duke3250]

Best part was when Patrice clowned on Yamanika and she just took it. Hahahaha Good thing he wasn't Doug Stanhope.

[@moonswan7587]

Lol what did doug stanhope do?

[@dankestranch8738]

Rip big guy

[@jeremyadams9218]

This is golden

[@SFsailingbiking]

Still my favorite comic. RIP

[@TopJoo7]

I swear some of these callers don't really pay attention to the advice that is bestowed by Patrice O' N. How do you call in to the show and not shut up and listen.

[@swingingpuppets7012]

That caller was confused about his identity, sounded like he kept switching back and forth from black to white. Pick one and commit dude, you've had 39 years , do you need 39 more to decided?

[@QuackAttackYT]

swinging puppets chill lmao

[@mairuzo]

What you talking about dude? People pick up another’s mannerisms in conversation all the time. Especially from larger than life personalities like Patrice

[@gigeorge6sic6]

Wow so I’m not the only one who noticed this guy switching back from black to white

[@fookmiass3130]

I wish patrice was here right now

[@nadura55]

Love this guy. May he Rest In Peace. With guys like him were around ten fifteen years ago. Would have saved me a lot of trouble and wasted time with women

[@manfrombritain6816]

that's exactly when he was around 😂

[@nadura55]

@@manfrombritain6816 you’re right. Haha. I meant I should have been listening to him fifteen years ago

[@_valmakoto2757]

The best display of practiced knowledge...

[@borrowinbars9162]

Classic game from the Legend Patrice

[@modernman1240]

1) A man has to elevate above his whaman. You have to always explain to her 'What she did' & 'Why she did it'. 2) A man has to p!mp/manage his chick forever. It never ends - he can never get complacent n think that it will be ok from now on.P!mping her never ends. 3) Whaman are lovable but not likable. They never feel the need to develop likable traits. So they arent able to maintain LTRs. 4) If you wanna end things with her, dont just give her empty threats. That will devalue you amd yr threats dont mean anything then..........Once you give her an ultimatum, Act on it too or you can be cold n distant till she reforms herself. 5) Whamen are Reactionary. She emotionally reacts to yr logical statement. So dont ever give her ammunition - Never argue with her. Say your point with a cold, indifferent look on ur face n then walk away.

[@cityboy5430]

Is it me or does it sound like Patrice always eating something 😂 RIP Big bro

[@donniebrasco7305]

''Yamanika?Like a fuckin' camera or some shit.'' Lmfao

[@papimarv4422]

They are so damn Replaceable lmbo, smh that’s the funny part

[@DooleyDooley.]

that dog analogy tho patrice 🐐'd

[@TehWhimsicalWhale]

That Yamanica bit @11:00 is too good

[@SYN30STM]

I wish he go in depth when he said give her options. The caller was getting annoying.

[@andrewbishop4447]

SYN30STM Me too sometimes he’s too metaphorical and vague but most of the time his logic is perfect

[@11jcarter]

He meant either wise up or he leaves. He never presented that option to her so she kept acting a fool. Plus him not leaving or giving her an option made her comfortable to keep being an ass because she knows he isn’t going anywhere.

[@JukemDrawles87]

@@11jcarter your comment is the one I was looking for, thanks

[@pharaohdomo]

Needed this! 💯

[@gardenstate732]

I probably would have killed myself without Patrices help

[@PesoNetwork]

Speak on it

[@drummerboy737]

You could be dead still but if you read the Gospels and believe in Jesus then you can't ever die. Better to keep going

[@TheAgentmigs]

Him roasting Yamanika hahah!!!

[@champmarly7665]

We miss Patrice damn it

[@arturospeaks]

I..... NO..... THE WORLD was not ready for YAMENIKA JACKSON.

[@Whateverhandleisavailable]

Bro Patrice is the god of analogies

[@venxamalu]

Hes in love with the fantasy of her being the woman he wants her to be

[@luismorales5832]

yamaneika jackson had me rollin'!

[@DanielinAction]

god damn hahaha

[@gwrld2308]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scino3116]

Salutes to Don Patrice.💯🔥🔥☝️💯

[@spacemonkey4740]

ya my niggaa...thats her name

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

thanks for posting these comedy crackhead i miss patrice so much :/

[@comedycrackhead5577]

Same here, can only imagine what he'd say about all the pussification we seen in 2017...smh

[@CherPsKy]

Man, I fucking love Patrice. He makes soooo much sense, shit.

[@danielhuelsman76]

I want somebody to expand upon the idea of options, because it's a little vague.

[@TMula]

Let your girl know she has options like leaving you if she doesn’t believe you have what it takes or vice versa if the guy thinks his girl isn’t what he wants.

[@mstp14]

They did Yamaneeka dirty 😂😂😂

[@jetsfool313]

That other dude sounds like P diddy 😂😂😂

[@kyleprice9830]

I choo choo choose you

[@jonci9712]

I was in the same situation as the dude who called. But i’m still in hs so shit blows over quickly.

[@item9_]

You’re lucky to learn all this early it doesn’t change

[@juniorhernandez3347]

As much as people love Patrice’s advice for ladies and relationships… i’d rather hear him just pontificating about shit than advice after advice and a pathetic caller after a pathetic caller. Sad he never had his own podcast where he could just be him for whatever that’s worth.

[@user-im4wl2ci5n]

10:54 Whats your name again?

[@SleazyDust]

@dust_and_grime wuz here 🏆 Long live Patrice O'Neal. 🙌

[@AJ-gj9qe]

"& you gotta keep this in yo fat fuckin' heads . . " 😆

[@ebubekirbinici6031]

i agree with patrice about the threat having less power when you dont follow through. i did the same shit to a girl. and she wont stop doing the shit that pisses me off, having temper tantrums, assuming were dating bla bla bla. so cut her ass off for good and now she stalks me through her moms instagram bc i blocked her on every thing.

[@obsideonyx7604]

Weekday options is he talking about at the end?

[@TheLoobis]

6:00 OH GET TO THE GOD DAMN POINT!

[@eladbari]

Patrice says his girl got too comfortable. I guess the 'never cohabitate' tip wasn't around back then?

[@connergehdatbahng]

Nah he didn't live with her

[@SurpiseYouFoundMeBOOM]

@@connergehdatbahnghe did towards the end of his life

[@omalone1169]

12:20 wow

[@forrtyfiverr782]

10:45

[@spacemonkey4740]

FoRRtyFive RR thanks

[@_thisistheater_6126]

my main man patrice

[@dario2k95]

Can someone find this dude somehow? I wonder how it turned out

[@555tonyleon]

died

[@lid4725]

What did he mean by options?

[@11jcarter]

He meant to tell the woman she can continue to act that way or he’s gone. If she changes, then she will get more benefits of the relationship. Give her the option to choose him or her self sabotaging ways. If not, she’ll get comfortable and the relationship will be doomed. Either she will leave out of boredom or he will leave out of misery.

[@djDivineJustice]

When he met nikka!!!

[@aominedaiki75]

Thats right

[@flowerspikes6185]

So how you call Patrice

[@mylurr12]

7:10

[@bobd9116]

This caller is insanely annoying

[@realrell3]

Like vs love @7:00

[@saladinthedark7459]

Gautama O'Neal

[@SNTMLI]

And here gentlemen is a simp in the Ancient Times

[@mylurr12]

4:35

[@GenericInternetter]

39-yr-old trying to act all hip, jive, n gangsta.

[@alanperez7657]

You're soft?

[@GenericInternetter]

@@alanperez7657 hahah was that you that called in?

[@psychologicalsigma9917]

10:50 So the call in guy needed some advice. Then half way thru he says "yeah ur the truth,ever since I implemented any of ur ideas she's been like what? Wake up!" So the caller needs advice,or he called in to say he was already getting results... Paid actors 😂

[@jesusofnazareth6254]

Wrong, my uncle used to call the show!!!

[@psychologicalsigma9917]

@@jesusofnazareth6254 if ur uncle wasn't the person in quoting? Sure there were real callers. But this clearly was a paid call in. Total bs.

[@Hanakowasright]

This guy needs to be ok with being white

[@yeti1622]

How much coke did he do before calling?

[@rusty0303]

I'll never understand how Patrice became a relationship counselor. A real man finds an honest woman, gets married and leads a family.

[@sublime8956]

Marshall Ray hes trying to help fellas make honest women out of these girls out here. Fighting the good fight

[@NCRonrad]

He’s a wife maker really. And you’re not a “man” animal unless you’re trying to womanize