Patrice O'Neal Roasts a Crazy Hispanic Man

Patrice O'Neal, opie and anthony, jose, slowpoke Rodriguez, tony montana

[@danielgrant6733]

"Crazy Hispanic Man" I thought it was going to be Louis CK

[@AltCTRLF8]

Ahmad Hosny lol he called Louie a god damned conquistador!

[@PlayNiceFolks]

God damn, thanks for the laugh!

[@eliblvck4551]

Your Ants re-incarnation

[@saxogrammaticus3917]

I thought it was Louis ck too 🤣🤣🤣

[@logicalconceptofficial]

It's true that a lot of people aren't homeless, they just prefer the drugs and the lack of responsibility...in a way they're home free...maybe it's all of us who are dependent on homes. Maybe we're the ones addicted to housing lol

[@nickyork6630]

Yeah that's the stupidest shit I've read in a while

[@bbbbbbb51]

@@nickyork6630 it reads like a Jaden Smith tweet

[@oiitzME1266]

I was into the gutter punk life for a few years,you'd be surprised how many of these homeless youth got brand new cars,credit cards, trust fund money,one call away from home, the majority of them are white kids too. most of them waste their money away become addicted to heroin/meth contract hep c and eventually get cut off from the funds and rot away other are only homeless.for half the year and go back to their homes during the winter

[@AJHyoton]

As a person who loves to smoke indoors, light wood fires, charcoal grill a lot of meat, and howl at the moon at 3 in the morning, I do not understand the not homeless people who pay $1500 for a small apartment where you are not allowed to do any of that shit. If I had to live in a city, I would rather be a bum and have more freedom and fresh air in a park than share the diseases of my neighbors whom I do not know in some upscale, trendy, materialistic, yuppified hellhole full of prissy twats who think they are right about everything.

[@gaditetheghost1953]

Addicted to esau's bitchass kingdom.

[@lutandongqakaza6795]

Who got a biggey

[@pnlson5629]

It's a long story...

[@mariogranville5740]

5 seconds in and Patrice is already making fun of him lmaoo

[@Senwot2000]

When Patrice said “Oscar de la HOOOOYYYAAAA!” I about died 😂😂😂

[@Xxfrankie4366xX]

Haha whenever patrice said its under the cleetoris i died.

[@fredodog1730]

Patrice murdered from the moment the guy walked in the room. Mexican boxer stereotype is fucking funny and actually creative. I cant find anyone who thinks like this dude, just really fucking funny.

[@jcnunya8162]

Cuñis showered with his dad and he’s judging this dude. They should have had a drink together and talked about all the fun stuff they did with their parents

[@ellllllo77]

so what'd you do during the winter? Gangster: "i drink liquor" hard as fuq bro.

[@Hope-Truth-Light]

Lmao

[@charlest5604]

That's why I never ask anyone for a quarter

[@classickmusik]

Jose dirt

[@JGato-ii6ky]

Jose tiera

[@silvastian]

Hahahaha

[@awkwardoddysee4438]

Lmao 😄 🤣 😂 😆

[@metalslug38]

Patrice was hilarious

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

He was brilliant.

[@josequezada6716]

Who's gotta biggeee? 😂

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

“I yack off.”

[@michaeldiaz2411]

😂

[@vcabalda]

Anthony killed me with the Scarface talk (12:26)

[@sixteennumberthree5544]

Slowpoke

[@Opie..]

Patrice loved it while everyone else stayed quiet

[@MikeLoveThyself]

I never heard this clip I'm dying Patrice was hilarious

[@NxDoyle]

I laughed, sure. But ultimately it's sad.

[@WaRLoKWYATT]

Yeah we all miss him

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

This Puerto Rican guy has to be dead. Drinking liquor to keep warm in the winter? No way you can survive for long doing that.

[@defaultusername123]

@@WaRLoKWYATT we know y’all loved stuntbrain

[@MrToast-rz4rq]

Lol they put a guy from MS X3 in the thumbnail 😆

[@smokedoubt1262]

Mr. Toast lol whyyyyyy

[@BoE420]

Mr. Toast you mean some dumbass lmao

[@johnLennon255]

Salvadorians ammiright

[@helco2856]

I died

[@silvastian]

Hahah i bet they sound and talk just the same anyway

[@curtisesters1297]

"you're a colonel? I'm a general" Ant makes me cringe trying to seem like a tough guy against a homeless guy

[@MiscellaneousDeadWhale]

Ant would be terrified if this guy attacked him

[@elcid6301]

@Juan C Salinas exactly, pussy behavior

[@scotthogan1374]

@@elcid6301 I'd rather be a pussy with a pistol than a "badass" with a hole in me.

[@lukemcinerny8220]

@@elcid6301 Was your namesake a pussy because he carried a sword?

[@nana-cc6yk]

learn to fight, or at least be able to punch someone in the nose

[@jobinmcgooch]

This is outstanding. Also probably the funniest Opie has ever been.

[@nunziomeatballs]

Jobin McGooch he’s reading from others commenting they’re not his

[@johnnyspin6346]

@@nunziomeatballs opie was funny before he has kids

[@dannybhoy2739]

His like a Mexican jim norton if he didn't stop drinking 😂🥃

[@ricky93100]

He’s Puerto Rican but yeah I can see that 😂😂😂

[@Pancho511259]

I just want them to do the accent all day

[@MarmaladeSally]

He’s houseless.

[@hasanjonz]

Finally some Opie audio where he contributed a couple of laugh-worthy comments...

[@mikereimer3202]

His only moment

[@Madinnit09]

Yeah I was surprised he made me laugh for once

[@MichaelZoidberg]

I feel whenever there is a guest that Opie thinks he is better than he can be funny. Everyone else he gets butt hurt that he can't hang haha

[@nteta10k]

Patrice genuinely laughed a couple times. It wasn't like, oh okay, let's give Opie some credit like I usually hear

[@auyamacowlyou6856]

It's like seeing bigfoot

[@xcaluhbration]

This guys voice is amazing. "You don't know daaaa....aah...hhh................ ...... ...."

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

His excuse is being bilingual. Now what is black Americans excuse for being illiterate?

[@skylardesmire9585]

@@psychobillynumbnuts1 Did you just reply to a 2 year old comment to be racist?

[@cesareborgia9259]

Where did they get this guy?

[@pootytang2872]

you want more of them? theyre coming over the border by the tens of millions

[@Fudge_Fantasy]

3:44 Patrice: where's the quarter at, it's under the clitorees. Hahaha

[@doct8r_dsb320]

21:30 "who got a biggie". The way patrice says it

[@OniSyphon]

Because Sosa said so?!

[@mexicanrice]

"Norman, she's a puta!" Holy shit lol

[@goreds9631]

"Oh in the crevasse..." lol

[@josequezada6716]

"Some of fucked up shit happened this guy."🤣

[@KCDaLyricalKid]

"U Don't Know Daaah."

[@ryanlashley5076]

Ant would have never said most of this shit if Keith the cop wasnt standing right there

[@mariogranville5740]

"I woah nah bon a supa spoon da mouf." Wise words from a man with perspective. 2:48

[@Early_Lately]

"Who got a biggie "🤣

[@buhshmuh]

Not hispanic he's a Latino. He's puerto rican get it right

[@ayranxbdjej8238]

Go eat some beans

[@eFrog27]

Sounds Hispanic to me.

[@kevinusih]

i’m crying right out the gate egurio de lalhalhahallahahoya LMAOO

[@kegadolll]

An instance where Opie is actually relaxed and funny

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

"Latino Bad Boy Bubby." Haha, that's pretty good. If you haven't seen it I definitely recommend it.

[@xxxhospitalxxxful]

What is that?

[@laurelead]

Patrice sounds so midlle class right now

[@gdn7]

You seem stupid Everybody is *middle* class that's on KZbin, bitch

[@slammysammy9555]

w

[@NxDoyle]

Choo gadda ged dee monny ferss...

[@centralscrutinizer7127]

Holy cow ! Opie made a funny with that Butterfinger comment . That’s one !

[@PrivateAckbar]

Listen to how long it takes the rock star at math to work out seconds in a half hour 28:10

[@j-boogiebrown9961]

I was listening to an old show a couple of weeks ago, and Opie went 13 minutes without saying a single word. What a sweet job he had!

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Gregg was notorious for stealing lines from instant feedback and using them for himself without crediting the person that actually came up with the line. Unless of course the line bombed, then he would make sure we all knew where it came from.

[@californiacombativesclub202]

HahHH the best

[@duhquadman]

Is this Joey Diaz?

[@bigjuice5821]

I wonder where Jose is now

[@msthang5366]

“He’s precious “!🤣🤣🤣

[@armandogomez2677]

If the guys looked like the guy on the picture when Patrice was saying “with a little shave” you know he wanted to follow that up with “and an eraser he’s not a bad looking guy”

[@m3m3lina47]

As a hispanic man this is extremely offensive. And *FUCKING HYSTERICAL*

[@msthang5366]

Hannibal Lechter cart!! Hilarious

[@K31R616]

This man is his own King.

[@Smspodcast_]

This guy is insane

[@elcid6301]

And he did it all for THE SEXUAL THRILL!! THE SEXUAL THRILL!!!

[@californiacombativesclub202]

Its the colonel!

[@Ebessan]

eese like

[@mikehoncho6489]

Maybe the funniest O&A and Patrice segment on KZbin. Wish Jimmy was there.

[@Nick-jj2lt]

This is one of the moments anthony and jim talked about where opie was funny and relaxed. He wasnt jealous and insecure here.

[@twiztdupsmoke187]

Hannibal lecter cart 😂😂😂 fucking Patrice the GOAT

[@johnochiltree1170]

Anthony dropping Scarface references when this crazy man is talking is hysterical

[@larry90944]

Jose exotics boyfriend

[@paulthoresen8241]

ay mehn

[@ken_caminiti]

Anthony sounds so much like Howard on this one.

[@magicpowers]

Yea I thought the same thing. Especially when he speaks while being impatient.

[@michaelmcdonald7401]

You're not ken Caminiti. You died like 13 yrs ago.

[@theflanman1986]

You just know club soda Kenny was standing behind this guy with his big dead eyes waiting for this Chicano to do something stupid.

[@californiacombativesclub202]

The NYPD.. hahahhaha

[@mr.Swartz]

Surf a few weeks in ocean beach San Diego and bam you’ll understand as you see homeless dudes walking around with hot chicks all day

[@theflanman1986]

Beach bums are the best ones... I don’t understand how any homeless would live anywhere but on a California beach.

[@JorgesUsername]

29:37 "Give him a second! His momma raped him!!" Bruh

[@samtraygis1337]

I want to see a picture of this Spanish guy so bad

[@sea4our]

"he's got an Andrew Kunaanan type of feel to him" omfg. that shit was cold. L O L

[@pnlson5629]

Guy sounds like an undocumented immigrant uncle paul

[@kyleprice9830]

92 times who counts after 16???

[@mitchellcumsteen9220]

3:39, Holy shit, Opie actually said something funny!!!!!!!

[@CreepyColdGuy.]

For safe keeping 😂 8:00

[@ChainsTheChef888]

Norman Bates HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ChainsTheChef888]

22:20

[@sydparrott8552]

Norman Bah-Tehs 😂

[@orkhankarimov6305]

Funniest shit ever

[@JorgesUsername]

This is fucking hilarious!!

[@MelBee128]

You don't ask an ex-con what they did to get in jail. You ask what they say he did.

[@t100base]

you dont know you lost already! lol!!

[@yorrichardmorgan]

You do know daaaah

[@KCDaLyricalKid]

For the 2nd time Opie made me laugh with the Gay Al Pacino line.

[@michaelmitchell4992]

When that Mexican bum said "who do you trust?" I was waiting for Anthony or Patrice to say "me thats who"

[@HilaryCliiinton]

“Cmon let’s us know cause I might try it..” 22:00 lol x)

[@c7anders]

0:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaeldiaz2411]

1:40 lmao Are you homeless? No Do you have a house? No That’s homeless 😂

[@Fudge_Fantasy]

Who knows what really happened to this guy... I assume the showering together was to keep water bill low, or to not use all the hit water.

[@UnknownWarriorZz]

White people and Black people get along best when their roasting another race. 😂

[@EliAlexanderClark]

“In this corner…. Its… Eduardo Aguila ………..”

[@Koudey]

His story is all over the place. Makes no sense. But the comedy is striking.

[@chefntoast]

I hope they paid this homie in cash and got him a motel room for a week after this ball busting

[@chefntoast]

Damn they were ruthless with this dude , and he barely spoke English

[@idojuegos2151]

WHY OPIE NEEDS TO TAKE CALLERS ALL THE TIME?

[@hippa2dahoppa2]

12:25 hahahahahahah scarface again

[@thedude4795]

jose just crushed the room right here 17:50

[@taomane3949]

Is this half a hulk face from O and A

[@georgevidovich8881]

This guy is a legend lmao

[@blackpoloo715]

You don't know that

[@ericpettyfishing]

His moms got him

[@eljaroebeukes5118]

Ah be uness, It a loh tory

[@Wildfan-sg3fh]

Why does he say, "my mother" like Poppy from Seinfeld?

[@johnLennon255]

Cause he’s Hispanic

[@stevepartimejobs9272]

Evreything about Ant in this screams Howard Stern

[@markvickroy6725]

stevepartime jobs not at allll, in general. here....yea kinda

[@stevepartimejobs9272]

Mark Vickroy in general nah. In this yah. Same cadence and style of interviewing to a T

[@MuseSick_]

ants way funnier though

[@Erica_Ann]

Blake Ranew glad to see someone else knows the difference.

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Bullshit. Apples and Oranges comparison, totally ridiculous.

[@bbbbbbb51]

Norman Yates hahahahahaha

[@juelzsantanasbandana5938]

da kleetorus lol

[@tzimisce1753]

Mami I av tu cheyv.

[@4rmDEC2FRE]

Y’all killin patrice but the white guys were worse. They exploited this guy. Patrice just cracked jokes.