Patrice O'Neal vs. Leah Bonnema

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Comedy Crackhead

Comedy Crackhead

Күн бұрын

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@kennedymcmahon1718
@kennedymcmahon1718 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'neal May not of had any children himself, but he was a father figure to many. Rest in Peace Patrice
@SAM-ru4vx
@SAM-ru4vx 6 жыл бұрын
look man. if patrice wasn't rude at auditions he would of gotten more tv and movie roles in hollywood. craig robinson and terry crews got the roles that were intended for patrice.
@johnnypottseed
@johnnypottseed 6 жыл бұрын
May not have. I'm just doing my part to save English.
@SquatrickPires
@SquatrickPires 5 жыл бұрын
Doesn't he have a daughter?
@Artist_Rafael
@Artist_Rafael 5 жыл бұрын
Kennedy McMahon love you trice’ the OG
@JohnnyTzsunami
@JohnnyTzsunami 5 жыл бұрын
Break bread king. Facts R.I.P to a great
@BusterCherry1
@BusterCherry1 5 жыл бұрын
The rule is: A woman's status and wealth is her beauty. A man's beauty is his status and wealth.
5 жыл бұрын
You just said the exact same thing about men and women, I don’t understand the point
@cryptosquall3535
@cryptosquall3535 5 жыл бұрын
Christopher Marlowe no he didn’t read carefully maybe you will understand.
@taji5878
@taji5878 5 жыл бұрын
I'd do a broke bitch
@ebecerra85
@ebecerra85 5 жыл бұрын
@@oliverdillon1111 not the same bro
@thehuemanimal3626
@thehuemanimal3626 5 жыл бұрын
@@oliverdillon1111 he's saying a womans status and wealth is inherent meaning she didn't have to develop it while a man's beauty vis a vis a womans, is acquired through laborious action with a focused and purposeful determination
@rogermoore8977
@rogermoore8977 5 жыл бұрын
Abraham Lincoln and Patrice O'Neal both freed the slaves.
@eli3li896
@eli3li896 5 жыл бұрын
Not all still some lame ass guys out there
@MrMrfields2010
@MrMrfields2010 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@guzylad5
@guzylad5 5 жыл бұрын
And F. Nietzsche.
@joehunter7936
@joehunter7936 5 жыл бұрын
💯
@angelito1358
@angelito1358 5 жыл бұрын
Roger Moore bruhhhhh 😂😂☠️
@malikialgeriankabyleswag4200
@malikialgeriankabyleswag4200 7 жыл бұрын
Leah: "I could have got a very well paying job out of college" .. *15 minutes later* ... Leah:"I majored in womens studies" 👌
@rdc501
@rdc501 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as an escort.
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 6 жыл бұрын
59:00 onwards... Briliant.
@keithcrockett9954
@keithcrockett9954 5 жыл бұрын
Women’s studies? Being a woman isn’t a lesson of its self, she’s a bird brain
@charlesstringer3594
@charlesstringer3594 5 жыл бұрын
Whose paying a salary for that degree
@kgyeatman3569
@kgyeatman3569 5 жыл бұрын
@@charlesstringer3594 other hoes
@ruthlessdraculigula1051
@ruthlessdraculigula1051 5 жыл бұрын
_"According to your point of view, you shouldn't get paid for doing comedy."_ Patrice checkmates these uppity broads every time.
@rydz656
@rydz656 4 жыл бұрын
till she let it slip that she didn't care about her audience lol.
@CreatortheBeatmaker
@CreatortheBeatmaker 4 жыл бұрын
@@rydz656 I. P.. Popup p. I P .. Pp. P . .pp P P I'm Ll. Pl. Lll. L. P pp. PP PP. P. Pmp. L. P I'm
@stoybenxi7395
@stoybenxi7395 3 жыл бұрын
@@CreatortheBeatmaker word.
@1stNumberOne
@1stNumberOne 5 жыл бұрын
Leah “I don’t do things in private that I’m ashamed of.” “So tell us about the 3 some” Leah - “no” 😑
@silverronjmarcellais6354
@silverronjmarcellais6354 5 жыл бұрын
Lol..lots of skeletons in the closet!
@RebornLegacy
@RebornLegacy 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, because wanting to keep your sex life private means you're ashamed of it.
@1stNumberOne
@1stNumberOne 5 жыл бұрын
@@RebornLegacy cute, but you completely missed the fucking point. Your too smart to be that dumb...
@silverronjmarcellais6354
@silverronjmarcellais6354 5 жыл бұрын
@@RebornLegacy or maybe if you have to boast n bragg about your sex life ""You"" are not so proud of it?! Ask around about what other people think about "especially guys"" who bragg about their sex life, think about those kind of guys!! Most people who have to bragg about their sex lives are usually covering up some inadequatesies they have in that department lol. And even if you are ""proud lol"" of all your sexual excursions, it doesn't mean that the people you shared them with are, and would want you bragging around about it!! I'm talking about respect for the other person's privacy too numb nuts!
@themeatspot5020
@themeatspot5020 5 жыл бұрын
This is it! this is where her whole argument was dead! .....fucking women! smh
@addicted2anger53
@addicted2anger53 5 жыл бұрын
RIP. this is the type of radio you can’t have on in the background. i think this will hold up 50 years from now.
@tempemm
@tempemm 4 жыл бұрын
Anything like this would get canceled the podcaster youtuber would get fired
@fabianpadilla5108
@fabianpadilla5108 4 жыл бұрын
meanwhile i'm playing this in the background at work 👍
@Juuustiincasse
@Juuustiincasse 4 жыл бұрын
@@fabianpadilla5108 same!
@itriggerpeople4433
@itriggerpeople4433 3 жыл бұрын
This is sacred advice for the current generation
@okilladmityouarerightbut4827
@okilladmityouarerightbut4827 Жыл бұрын
@@fabianpadilla5108 my coworker was playing some comedy shit one night and a customer heard it and asked if my boss would care if I was listening to that. I said no and the dude got angry about that and the next day reported me to corporate and said I told him to jump off a bridge ( I was thinking it for sure but didn’t say it lol) like bruh it’s not even my shit and I have earbuds on how am I gonna hear what’s on someone’s else’s shit? Pc culture is a cancer hahaha I don’t even know what comedian it was but it was very very mild compared to what Patrice says lol
@GodfreyElder
@GodfreyElder 6 жыл бұрын
The most honest comic of our time. A true king
@corywiedenbeck1562
@corywiedenbeck1562 5 жыл бұрын
A king??? Jesus is King
@Tdope768
@Tdope768 5 жыл бұрын
@@corywiedenbeck1562 Patrice is a king, but Jesus is a king amongst kings
@ascend3654
@ascend3654 5 жыл бұрын
He's honest but I don't know where it's going. Are we only venting? Or are we trying to genuinely get all women to become sluts or what?
@OBoFbooshakalaka15
@OBoFbooshakalaka15 5 жыл бұрын
Bat literally it’s just BE HAPPY
@jmillly1338
@jmillly1338 4 жыл бұрын
Godfrey Elder a legend!
@Elfaia
@Elfaia 5 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd hear such a philosophical breakdown of 2 girls 1 cup.
@aaronwest1055
@aaronwest1055 4 жыл бұрын
Comedians are just practical philosophers.
@VashTheDamnFiend
@VashTheDamnFiend 3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronwest1055 very few are
@exodus6996
@exodus6996 22 күн бұрын
@@VashTheDamnFiend You could argue most humans are practical philosophers depending on definition
@kgthesinger3152
@kgthesinger3152 5 жыл бұрын
somehow she thinks that being defiant and evasive is being clever. she's being typical, really.
@morrist8727
@morrist8727 5 жыл бұрын
She was in denial. She knows deep down that Patrice was making good points, but she was fighting to try to make herself seem "different" than other women.
@devlinallistair5147
@devlinallistair5147 3 жыл бұрын
Typical Western woman: zero accountability
@skyward_rebel
@skyward_rebel 3 жыл бұрын
@@morrist8727 yup, she openly looks down on women that know how to make men happy, and enjoys when men get frustrated with her. She hates men and thinks that makes her a high quality woman
@ridiculousnonsense
@ridiculousnonsense 5 ай бұрын
Patrice made some good points but why is no one talking about the horrible points he made? Every girl should be ok with having sex for money because they do it for free? That’s retarded Why do you do comedy for money if you don’t fuck for money? Stupidest question I’ve ever heard He started off good then just started saying complete bullshit towards the end
@yourusernameisdumb9509
@yourusernameisdumb9509 5 жыл бұрын
>"I wouldn't do anything sexually that I wouldn't be open to talking about" >refuses to talk openly about anything she's done sexually
@rofl315
@rofl315 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Also, don't forget the whole reason why Patrice shared his threesome story was to let her "feel more comfortable" to share hers (01:08:30). That two-faced bitch!
@VashTheDamnFiend
@VashTheDamnFiend 3 жыл бұрын
@@rofl315 typical talking out both sides of her mouth
@sethiddings7293
@sethiddings7293 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently she doesn't do much
@daquansbussy4288
@daquansbussy4288 3 жыл бұрын
@@rofl315 she snuck out the backdoor with that one, fortunately we got a great threesome story from Patrice but he forgot to check her
@wolf7el356
@wolf7el356 2 жыл бұрын
Women like that are usually the ones who are the dirtiest in the bedroom & most unfaithful in relationships.
@Kaizuk0hakupac
@Kaizuk0hakupac 5 жыл бұрын
We need patrice in 2019 rip
@lezeromotors2378
@lezeromotors2378 5 жыл бұрын
Thats corey Holcomb's
@joshuacummings3178
@joshuacummings3178 5 жыл бұрын
@@lezeromotors2378.... He has taken the mantle.
@mohammadsaeidah8352
@mohammadsaeidah8352 5 жыл бұрын
💯💯
@JVP_thephobic
@JVP_thephobic 4 жыл бұрын
Edit* 2020. Gather the dragon balls gents.
@f1aziz
@f1aziz 6 жыл бұрын
She came out of college but still can't argue with the street smartness of Patrice.
@jtsmith4255
@jtsmith4255 5 жыл бұрын
😲😲RIGHT....but go to school for 4-8yrs and try to act all Academic on your ass...make that BS make sense
@marcusaurelius9996
@marcusaurelius9996 5 жыл бұрын
LIFE smartness.
@ruthlessdraculigula1051
@ruthlessdraculigula1051 5 жыл бұрын
Well, intelligence and education aren't mutually inclusive. Leah's simply educated. Patrice is actually _intelligent._
@limitedbom2206
@limitedbom2206 5 жыл бұрын
She graduated with women’s studies. That ain’t school rofl that’s just wasting money doing nothing
@ruthlessdraculigula1051
@ruthlessdraculigula1051 5 жыл бұрын
@@limitedbom2206 Amen.
@jorgetomas380
@jorgetomas380 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice OFFICIALLY speaks for EVERY man on earth. No matter what Race, creed, sexuality, ALLLLL MEN on this planet earth!
@scizahands
@scizahands 4 жыл бұрын
Hes the Official Ambassador
@ryan9891
@ryan9891 4 жыл бұрын
nah.
@canobenitez
@canobenitez 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryan9891 yes.
@ryan9891
@ryan9891 4 жыл бұрын
@@canobenitez nah.
@milzmagnetic8225
@milzmagnetic8225 4 жыл бұрын
Because Race and Creed Really Doesn’t Matter 🤷🏽‍♂️
@scampoli25
@scampoli25 5 жыл бұрын
"You have issues disguised as this chick that got it together, but you a sociopath" This man was a genius. The two girls one cup concept is amazing and I love how he calls Leah out for her double talk and emotion based reasoning.
@unclejimmyray
@unclejimmyray 5 жыл бұрын
That quote is literal GOSPEL. This shit describes about 85% of women walking the earth.
@incogfitness2853
@incogfitness2853 4 жыл бұрын
@@unclejimmyray 99%
@mr.almezeini647
@mr.almezeini647 2 жыл бұрын
his high pitched voice makes it all the better when he yells out its so funny
@mars9390
@mars9390 5 жыл бұрын
That was legendary. Patrice is a true king. He dismantled her whole argument, pointed out the lies and then used that setup to ridicule her for the rest of the show. A good comic won't let you ride with b.s. Props to Leah for not walking off when the whole show was against her
@aaroneusjames2342
@aaroneusjames2342 3 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY. She sat in the embarrassment. And surely became stronger from it.
@mikasasukasa4479
@mikasasukasa4479 2 жыл бұрын
@@aaroneusjames2342 a stronger bs'er for sure
@lochofmceo
@lochofmceo 2 жыл бұрын
I believe she wouldn't shit in a cup because I wouldn't do that shit either,but this shit funny
@ridiculousnonsense
@ridiculousnonsense 5 ай бұрын
His own argument made no sense though. He argued that she should be ok having sex for money because she already does it for free. By his logic every single woman who isn’t a virgin should be ok being a prostitute, but of course that isn’t the case. What he said made 0 sense it was funny af though
@CarRamrod-uf2ub
@CarRamrod-uf2ub 3 ай бұрын
​​@@ridiculousnonsenseI think you missed the point. Although her argument "I wouldn't feel right" made some sense, she couldn't speak hypothetically like they were. She went straight into the starring role of the movie in her head, and took everything personally.
@GeeMannn
@GeeMannn 4 жыл бұрын
"There's this pornstar named Pinky." Good lord that takes me back lmao
@johngalt2336
@johngalt2336 4 жыл бұрын
Facts😂💀
@itriggerpeople4433
@itriggerpeople4433 2 жыл бұрын
You know we getting old when we start getting nostalgic about pornstars 💀
@user-73a
@user-73a 2 жыл бұрын
2011 senior in high school ahaha we old nigga
@treecosmos386
@treecosmos386 2 жыл бұрын
Na fr😂😭
@LexplayIwin
@LexplayIwin 8 ай бұрын
​@@user-73a31 old ?
@thelegend90028
@thelegend90028 5 жыл бұрын
He said she was mistress pretty lol
@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh
@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh 5 жыл бұрын
My Business 0:04:45
@PgLangGang
@PgLangGang 4 жыл бұрын
The laugh in the background killed it.
@jessdckey7712
@jessdckey7712 5 жыл бұрын
I fall asleep to o and almost every night. There's something relaxing with the way Patrice speaks. He was a natural poet. Sometimes the convo gets so compelling that I don't fall asleep for hours but those are some of the best nights. I can't believe that I'm still not burnt out on this stuff.
@jeffreyrichards9386
@jeffreyrichards9386 4 жыл бұрын
Jess Dckey I don’t do jokes I speak soliloquy’s
@The_Lag_Monster
@The_Lag_Monster 4 жыл бұрын
Lol take that LEO
@TheDarkGreenMarine
@TheDarkGreenMarine 3 жыл бұрын
Yooo, im doing the same thing right now and came here to see what leah looks like
@lost_soul9985
@lost_soul9985 4 жыл бұрын
"She doesn't have the money to buy back her dignity after she loses it" the silence from leah after patrice made that statement spoke wonders
@stoybenxi7395
@stoybenxi7395 3 жыл бұрын
Actually obliterated though. Rip king
@daquansbussy4288
@daquansbussy4288 3 жыл бұрын
Disintegrated into oblivion
@truthfulpurpose
@truthfulpurpose 2 жыл бұрын
@@daquansbussy4288 smolderized to smithereens
@utewbd
@utewbd 2 жыл бұрын
@@truthfulpurpose Shattered to atoms
@gamelove100
@gamelove100 2 жыл бұрын
@@utewbd Pulverized
@jesusblaster435
@jesusblaster435 6 жыл бұрын
Man i fucking miss Patrice the legend.
@cmcdonough2
@cmcdonough2 6 жыл бұрын
I wish Patrice was still alive. Would love to hear what he has to say in the current politically correct times. RIP. What a legend.
@skyjuiceification
@skyjuiceification 5 жыл бұрын
he was talking about the currrent situation. he was a time traveler from the future.
@ascend3654
@ascend3654 5 жыл бұрын
Just had to learn about intermittent fasting. He'd still be here.
@barombolobombolo1501
@barombolobombolo1501 3 жыл бұрын
He would have so much shit to retcon
@kevinortiz1810
@kevinortiz1810 3 жыл бұрын
The government gave Patrice O'Neal diabetes
@kwam3agyemang882
@kwam3agyemang882 Жыл бұрын
He would blow up so fast
@socaltop10
@socaltop10 7 жыл бұрын
They're happy to *take your money* after divorce.
@dlitefulone
@dlitefulone 4 жыл бұрын
Prenup....you cant have mine either
@taloutezero
@taloutezero 4 жыл бұрын
@Hate Spreader It's only control if she thinks the price was worth more than the action. She knows it's too much money and she would feel like she owed more or else she would take the money proudly.
@Spootnik
@Spootnik 3 жыл бұрын
It depends on the woman but most are. My mom was told by everyone including her lawyer to take my dad for what he was worth but she just wanted a small child support payment for me. He's still a rich prick and she's broke living in a condo ins some rural town. She shoulda cleaned his account out.
@jonathanryan2915
@jonathanryan2915 3 жыл бұрын
Then act like it was an accomplishment
@shadowtail4063
@shadowtail4063 4 ай бұрын
​@@Spootnika simp is born
@rodthedon
@rodthedon 6 жыл бұрын
“Leah is other women pretty” 💀💀💀💀💀
@mrDeathtrooper
@mrDeathtrooper 5 жыл бұрын
John Peaches i dont, whats it mean?
@Tweezer510
@Tweezer510 5 жыл бұрын
@John Peaches He explained it right afterwards.
@Klubbexx13
@Klubbexx13 5 жыл бұрын
Beta-female
@jorgetomas380
@jorgetomas380 5 жыл бұрын
And patrice was right on point about her. She's not a main chick. She gets a yes man.
@samowen5170
@samowen5170 4 жыл бұрын
When he calls her a sociopath...that was bang on...
@TwillzDGawd
@TwillzDGawd 5 жыл бұрын
This radio show just needed 2 cameras
@mrpanama1977
@mrpanama1977 5 жыл бұрын
Love Patrice I can listen to him all day. R.I.P Patrice O' Neal
@bjdawson5753
@bjdawson5753 4 жыл бұрын
“Would you let him bang the folds of your stomach ?” *DEAD* 😂😂😂
@johnsurabian2010
@johnsurabian2010 4 жыл бұрын
" You have issues disguised as a girl who got it together " EPIC
@CAITLYNQUINN9
@CAITLYNQUINN9 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice o' Neal was not only hilarious but a mad genius and I've never heard someone beat him an argument. R.i.p
@555reaper
@555reaper 5 жыл бұрын
Nick Di Paolo did the argument is on KZbin.
@meatymatmart
@meatymatmart 5 жыл бұрын
@@roas2 Hey, I'm glad there are people who are fans of his without straight worship haha. Don't get me wrong, dude saved my life with his logic re: women and relationships but my personality is nothing like his. I dunno, just nice to see someone who isn't COMPLETELY starry-eyed about dude and I say it as a huge fan
@iCheetosbutter
@iCheetosbutter 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice is a prophet on all of his episodes. I love it.
@ColinPierce
@ColinPierce 2 жыл бұрын
This video deserves a spot in my favorites along with the Dr. Z ep.
@jackjack121
@jackjack121 7 жыл бұрын
And people wonder why female comedians aren't funny.
@ZinfinityX
@ZinfinityX 5 жыл бұрын
@Mike Knight Man, Amy couldn't make me laugh at gunpoint. Its like two good jokes in 20 shows for a woman vs 100 shows that were all guts. Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Jim Gavagin, Kat Williams, Redd Fox, the list goes on and on. And of the women? Cricketes. PC culture has nothing to do with, of women- if at all, are just riding the curtails of an industry paved by better men.
@difficultbastard
@difficultbastard 4 жыл бұрын
@Mike Knight I notice the same names mentioned over and over, when the question of "are women funny" is brought up. That tells you all you need to know.
@goon009
@goon009 4 жыл бұрын
And the woman that are is only to hide how emotionally unstable they are
@alZiiHardstylez
@alZiiHardstylez 4 жыл бұрын
I like Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. They're super likeable. Lisa Lampanelli was good too. Phyllis Diller was up there with the rest of them in her hey day. Tbh, saw Chelsea Peretti's special and it was pretty decent. There were moments of 'egh' but there were certainly some well written jokes. I don't think we'll ever get a female Chappelle or whatever but I'm certain there's girls out there that are hilarious, just statistically there has to be an outlier.
@archguru314
@archguru314 4 жыл бұрын
Analog Signal and those 2 jokes were probably stolen from Patrice
@Virtuoso191
@Virtuoso191 7 жыл бұрын
She offers nothing to the conversation. Total lack of imagination and a not a risk taker. Why was she even on the show?
@barahng
@barahng 7 жыл бұрын
virtr3uoso I'll quote Patrice: "I enjoy the destruction of women."
@ersow452
@ersow452 7 жыл бұрын
virtr3uoso uip
@nathanrobinson1099
@nathanrobinson1099 7 жыл бұрын
Pretty face, for the radio
@VigneIII
@VigneIII 6 жыл бұрын
better question. since she's missing all that then why is she in stand up? lacking all those things she can't be successful at it.
@ldonald3211
@ldonald3211 6 жыл бұрын
How was she even a comic?
@treonrobinson1529
@treonrobinson1529 4 жыл бұрын
My one regret in life is not knowing who Patrice O'neal was earlier. He speaking straight facts. R.I.P
@TwillzDGawd
@TwillzDGawd 5 жыл бұрын
I watched it like 3 times with my 2 cousins. Two of us walked away and the third kept running it back screamin "yoooooo ooooh shit" forever. He watched it like 20 times
@a4-_thorn_-4aps45
@a4-_thorn_-4aps45 5 жыл бұрын
I was that guy too... Patrice is a fkn master
@rofl315
@rofl315 5 жыл бұрын
Shared this with one of my pussywhipped friends. He's now getting more pussy than ever before.
@strangerways6691
@strangerways6691 2 жыл бұрын
Idk what you believe but this is STILL one of the best 2+hours to listen too
@LiveLeveLeviL
@LiveLeveLeviL 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice O’neal is a legend who in the future his old material will be studied by all men to understand the TRUE NATURE of women and their bullsh*t 💯
@ascend3654
@ascend3654 5 жыл бұрын
Western women. More traditional societies don't deal with any of this nonsense.
@johnturcio4500
@johnturcio4500 5 жыл бұрын
Starting ....now
@christophermirkovich7290
@christophermirkovich7290 5 жыл бұрын
Listen listen to this show carefully there is a lot of f****** hidden gems
@NOBODYNOSE1
@NOBODYNOSE1 4 жыл бұрын
'fruit'?
@matthewlundquist2152
@matthewlundquist2152 4 жыл бұрын
You think I need a sexy coat with sparkles on it? Lol
@ariesthekid
@ariesthekid 6 жыл бұрын
Pure gold. One of the best Patrice videos I think.
@preskidd
@preskidd 6 жыл бұрын
"Oatmeal with a string hanging out" lol. King P is the best.
@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh
@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh 5 жыл бұрын
preskidd 0:02:59
@joefarang
@joefarang 2 жыл бұрын
That big trucker girl Viola who calls in around the 50th minute is a fucking nice sounding, grounded and decent chick. i like her. her opinions and her replies are all very nicely and well put.
@donniethedonlesser8909
@donniethedonlesser8909 5 жыл бұрын
She looks like the predator on that picture.
@misoguapo2946
@misoguapo2946 7 жыл бұрын
I wish these were in podcast form.
@mrtoxicwasteland
@mrtoxicwasteland 5 жыл бұрын
They are. Search up weston4020. He has every o and a appearance from patrice oneal. Unedited
@koogee
@koogee 6 жыл бұрын
ive never heard a woman destroyed so perfectly. Goddamn patrice was a legend
@missshannonsunshine
@missshannonsunshine 5 жыл бұрын
Fanic Prank Y’all are sad. Nothing he said destroyed her. She’s fine
@robrob7449
@robrob7449 4 жыл бұрын
Yea John's a bitch
@mauricedavis1740
@mauricedavis1740 4 жыл бұрын
Shannon Sunshine destroyed....
@juanme555
@juanme555 3 жыл бұрын
Man...these recordings must've saved thousands of great men that were victims of atrocious brutal divorce from suicide. Even after death, you're still saving society Patrice, may your soul rest in peace.
@TalesfromtheRick
@TalesfromtheRick 2 жыл бұрын
Patrice would have had the greatest podcast and would have been the king of New York. He was truly one of the best to ever do radio. So funny and honest
@cherryflowers7436
@cherryflowers7436 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice is absolutely right on everything he said
@ChryslerKuba
@ChryslerKuba 4 жыл бұрын
A woman at 5’11 and 250 Lol. I am a male trainer and I am 5’11 and 170. Soon as she said that I was like “Dayyyyummm” way before they actually saw the pic lol.
@jimmieleepatterson
@jimmieleepatterson 4 жыл бұрын
Pat is over 6ft and 400lbs. She's petite compared to him
@joshiesays5300
@joshiesays5300 6 жыл бұрын
Miss u big man!
@ace3961
@ace3961 4 жыл бұрын
Man they are verbally killing this chick at the end
@carllewis7645
@carllewis7645 5 жыл бұрын
This has been the best episode. Patrice proving his points Telling the threesome story. Funny all the way around. Two girls, one cup.
@questionmark1152
@questionmark1152 4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if this happened today with everyone's sensitive ass... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@godssonm.o.e2442
@godssonm.o.e2442 5 жыл бұрын
Dude was great - and he was underrated underappreciated (R.I.P)
@BitterValentines
@BitterValentines 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice is such a legend, his relevance transcends even death. RIP
@angelareele858
@angelareele858 4 жыл бұрын
He is immortal.
@JuliusCaribou
@JuliusCaribou 5 жыл бұрын
45:00 "Mystery Dump!" My sides are in half
@baraka256
@baraka256 4 жыл бұрын
This guy just did a + 30 minute narration of his sexcapade 😂 #solid
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I love how there’s so many videos of Patrice vs all these women😁👍
@jonathanp1886
@jonathanp1886 6 жыл бұрын
"That's almost like... The Exorcist." LMFAO that was perfect.
@wantedhume975
@wantedhume975 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice was so naturally funny. He could make comedy out of absolutely nothing.
@dwcromartie9280
@dwcromartie9280 3 жыл бұрын
So true. No need for rehearsals or staged comedy bits he just shoots from the cuff every show.
@HdHd-hp6qz
@HdHd-hp6qz 2 жыл бұрын
But it’s not comedy. Its a message to men said in a way to keep our attention while the message is said.
@BoCat_Johnson
@BoCat_Johnson 4 жыл бұрын
I miss this guy. One in a trillion for real.
@loosecompass939
@loosecompass939 6 жыл бұрын
Lol ahaha! Tears are streaming so rapidly I'm almost dehydrated from laughter.
@GenericInternetter
@GenericInternetter 6 жыл бұрын
40:53 "Four dollars and eighty cents" LMFAO
@portee9113
@portee9113 5 жыл бұрын
the rank they were thinking of directly under "General" is LT General. 4 stars to 3 stars. A one star general, or "Brigadier General" is often in direct command of a handful of the rank one step lower called a Colonel. (pronounced Kernal). Full bird for short. They are usually in command of a brigade each (3000-5000 soldiers with all the toys)
@GengarSama94
@GengarSama94 4 жыл бұрын
Damn they said MySpace
@Omar-Mukhtar82
@Omar-Mukhtar82 5 жыл бұрын
THE WOLVERINE OF THREESOMES 😆😆😂😂🔥🔥
@BarbarossaSC2
@BarbarossaSC2 5 жыл бұрын
He has to say "dignity" so she'll understand, but the truth is she's arrogant, self-centered and believes she's better than most people in the room. You can usually tell who that person is by how they answer uncomfortable questions.
@combatresearch
@combatresearch 5 жыл бұрын
her approach to volunteering for children, but refusing payment from their parents is naive. True altruism would be accepting payment with the realization that she can choose how to spend the money to benefit the children even more.
@coolbule1238
@coolbule1238 5 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@joeluigi2008
@joeluigi2008 4 жыл бұрын
True altruism is not having to mention it
@user-73a
@user-73a 2 жыл бұрын
true altruism would be orphanage work
@Gambitbronson
@Gambitbronson 5 жыл бұрын
I just seen a stand up from a very open Leah a few weeks ago. There must have been some type of change after this podcast because she was so personally closeted here.
@marfookydodo
@marfookydodo 4 жыл бұрын
Leah Bonnema proved how insufferable women comics are. Seriously everytime she talked she ruined the show
@Jdac333
@Jdac333 3 ай бұрын
Insufferable!
@Anthonydemone
@Anthonydemone 6 жыл бұрын
🔴Leah looks like #SigourneyWeaver mixed with #AngelinaJolie and #BuffaloBill from "Silence of the Lambs"✔
@naleparyan
@naleparyan 6 жыл бұрын
I'd F her
@Ghostcamel
@Ghostcamel 6 жыл бұрын
She doesnt look that bad when she doesnt starve herself, but skinny? Scary
@marcusaurelius9996
@marcusaurelius9996 5 жыл бұрын
@divorcedme so would you and so would I. I gotta know what thats like before i die. Have a threesome with a really realistic robot.....
@a4-_thorn_-4aps45
@a4-_thorn_-4aps45 5 жыл бұрын
Bro... I see that, lmao i mean id still fuck but just cuz i know she licks ass! LMFAO
@SinaSaffarzadeh
@SinaSaffarzadeh 4 жыл бұрын
its pandemic time "2020" and I couldn't resist it once I realized my brother hasn't watched two girls one cup!!! I wish I would have recorded his reaction...
@frankcuoco1501
@frankcuoco1501 3 жыл бұрын
Needed in 2021 more than ever
@jessehardin8500
@jessehardin8500 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad im not the only one listening in 2021 but I'm sad I'm just now hearing this. Granted I've known about Patrice for years so I might have listened and forgot. I needed his perspective though ar this current time
@neubplays3227
@neubplays3227 Жыл бұрын
@4:44 Patrice said "shes mistress pretty" And someone just dies in the background. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh that one got me my stomach is hurting
@glitchgod3868
@glitchgod3868 4 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold. Holy shit this man was pure comedy personified. RIP
@nickhudson9577
@nickhudson9577 3 жыл бұрын
“The rethink is a step towards understanding that a woman’s philosophy is bullshit in the first place” - Pure Gold
@elijahkhane
@elijahkhane 4 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace to the legendary Patrice 🙏🏽🙌🏽😂
@nyrisj
@nyrisj 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I had peeped game on Patrice years ago. This would have been mad useful talking to dumb girls.
@meatymatmart
@meatymatmart 5 жыл бұрын
I realized Black Phillip was live when I was in high school haha I would've slayed but I might have had a kid too, so life balances out xD
@dobi287
@dobi287 5 жыл бұрын
This is the most powerful I've seen Patrice
@MorrowProduction
@MorrowProduction 5 жыл бұрын
The shit that blows my mind is that he called out that Leah wouldn't be able to give him a straight answer as to why she wouldn't do something. She knew he said that, she heard him say it. She had 10-15 mins during his two girls one cup monologue to come up with a response as to why she wouldn't shit in a cup for 10-12k. She literally can not have a hypothetical thought enter her brain. I wish some one would have pointed out to me that women are purely emotional creatures when I was younger.... would have saved me so much heartbreak trying to save women who are helpless. They double talk so fucking much and fall back on emotion again and again and again, Usually winning the argument by default because they start to cry. I can't believe nobody showed me what most women are really like.
@morrist8727
@morrist8727 5 жыл бұрын
Because we grow up in a society where they declare that there aren't differences between men and women, it starts very young too. They put girls and boys in classes together so that there won't be these questions asked about sexuality. Not to mention the constant pampering society provides them with. This notion that they are always in the right by default happens so that they can continue to have a leg up to compete against men.
@diddiecapitan2951
@diddiecapitan2951 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'neal was so good and inspirational, many stand up aspirants now, have him as a guardian angel especially after he passed away. RIP big bro 🙏
@a4-_thorn_-4aps45
@a4-_thorn_-4aps45 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice got wolverine as back up... Gangsta ass
@draganpetev4677
@draganpetev4677 4 жыл бұрын
To all of you who are surprised by Patrice winning, let me remind you that men were born to win...
@johngalt2336
@johngalt2336 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Wolfsyde
@Wolfsyde 3 жыл бұрын
When Patrice does that vomit noise 😂😂 golden response to someone when they say some bs
@dorpth
@dorpth 5 жыл бұрын
I think it was 3 different episodes where an entire room full of people with internet access couldn't come up with the rank directly below general.
@joshlykins7959
@joshlykins7959 5 жыл бұрын
Out of all the fake celebrity deaths, Patrice is the one that holds up. He is waiting for us to write him in. 2020 Patrice O’Neal. Bring his ass back. Respect.
@lochofmceo
@lochofmceo 2 жыл бұрын
what do you mean "Fake celebrity death"
@leonefurlan137
@leonefurlan137 3 жыл бұрын
Mrs.Bonnema did'nt have much to say 😂😂😂
@wRAAh
@wRAAh 11 ай бұрын
Leah is a great reverse-comedian. She comes to the show to suck the fun out of it.
@pramsaka2u
@pramsaka2u 5 жыл бұрын
This prob one of my fav episode lol
@WesbyConstruction
@WesbyConstruction 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best podcast ever !!!!!!
@djparker21able
@djparker21able 2 жыл бұрын
Patrice was actually making points that currently exist with the human species. Early human society was obviously based on our natural human instincts, in all aspects. Within those small tribes of humans the male and female sexual/courtship interaction was like this.... The prerogative was on the female to maintain the attention/love of the most dominant male they could. This base human instinct that is still within us is the foundational problem to current dysfunctional male and female courtship
@randigitymarcum8728
@randigitymarcum8728 5 жыл бұрын
"You think I need a sexy coat with SPARKLES on it nigga?" Deeeeeeeeeed
@hbq3000
@hbq3000 4 жыл бұрын
"This bitch was the Wolverine of threesomes" Best line ever!!!
@naadde
@naadde 3 жыл бұрын
Before I found Patrice O'Neal, I said a lot of things he said before me. Kind of like Newton vs Leibniz on calculus. However, I must say that Patrice O'Neal is having a higher degree of black belt than me and O come to his videos to get deeper education
@firstname163
@firstname163 5 жыл бұрын
Hey girl how you doing not interested Oh really. Hmmm, 2 girls 1 cup
@MrUncleHerb
@MrUncleHerb 3 жыл бұрын
I miss and am sad that the GOAT isn't around anymore. But god bless we can still hear him.
@mycollegeshirt
@mycollegeshirt 6 жыл бұрын
it's amazing Patrice is like she's going to do this, and then she does, its fucking crazy.
@jdillinger1794
@jdillinger1794 5 жыл бұрын
Logic is not Leah's strong suit.
@donovanmakesmusic
@donovanmakesmusic 4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the name of the song at 1:51:14 lolololol? Kinda funky lol
@Hostilehippie13
@Hostilehippie13 4 жыл бұрын
I even googled the lyrics and couldn’t find it, if you find out let me know too
@donovanmakesmusic
@donovanmakesmusic 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hostilehippie13 someone replied to me earlier and told me the name of it is 'Orgy World'..jam out bro👍👍
@lordlawrence3299
@lordlawrence3299 10 ай бұрын
1:13:45 The Darkman analogy was genius from Patrice 😂 if u kno u kno🤣
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