Patrice O'neal May not of had any children himself, but he was a father figure to many. Rest in Peace Patrice
@SAM-ru4vx6 жыл бұрын
look man. if patrice wasn't rude at auditions he would of gotten more tv and movie roles in hollywood. craig robinson and terry crews got the roles that were intended for patrice.
@johnnypottseed6 жыл бұрын
May not have. I'm just doing my part to save English.
@SquatrickPires5 жыл бұрын
Doesn't he have a daughter?
@Artist_Rafael5 жыл бұрын
Kennedy McMahon love you trice’ the OG
@JohnnyTzsunami5 жыл бұрын
Break bread king. Facts R.I.P to a great
@BusterCherry15 жыл бұрын
The rule is: A woman's status and wealth is her beauty. A man's beauty is his status and wealth.
5 жыл бұрын
You just said the exact same thing about men and women, I don’t understand the point
@cryptosquall35355 жыл бұрын
Christopher Marlowe no he didn’t read carefully maybe you will understand.
@taji58785 жыл бұрын
I'd do a broke bitch
@ebecerra855 жыл бұрын
@@oliverdillon1111 not the same bro
@thehuemanimal36265 жыл бұрын
@@oliverdillon1111 he's saying a womans status and wealth is inherent meaning she didn't have to develop it while a man's beauty vis a vis a womans, is acquired through laborious action with a focused and purposeful determination
@rogermoore89775 жыл бұрын
Abraham Lincoln and Patrice O'Neal both freed the slaves.
@eli3li8965 жыл бұрын
Not all still some lame ass guys out there
@MrMrfields20105 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@guzylad55 жыл бұрын
And F. Nietzsche.
@joehunter79365 жыл бұрын
💯
@angelito13585 жыл бұрын
Roger Moore bruhhhhh 😂😂☠️
@malikialgeriankabyleswag42007 жыл бұрын
Leah: "I could have got a very well paying job out of college" .. *15 minutes later* ... Leah:"I majored in womens studies" 👌
@rdc5016 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as an escort.
@4Everlast6 жыл бұрын
59:00 onwards... Briliant.
@keithcrockett99545 жыл бұрын
Women’s studies? Being a woman isn’t a lesson of its self, she’s a bird brain
@charlesstringer35945 жыл бұрын
Whose paying a salary for that degree
@kgyeatman35695 жыл бұрын
@@charlesstringer3594 other hoes
@ruthlessdraculigula10515 жыл бұрын
_"According to your point of view, you shouldn't get paid for doing comedy."_ Patrice checkmates these uppity broads every time.
@rydz6564 жыл бұрын
till she let it slip that she didn't care about her audience lol.
@CreatortheBeatmaker4 жыл бұрын
@@rydz656 I. P.. Popup p. I P .. Pp. P . .pp P P I'm Ll. Pl. Lll. L. P pp. PP PP. P. Pmp. L. P I'm
@stoybenxi73953 жыл бұрын
@@CreatortheBeatmaker word.
@1stNumberOne5 жыл бұрын
Leah “I don’t do things in private that I’m ashamed of.” “So tell us about the 3 some” Leah - “no” 😑
@silverronjmarcellais63545 жыл бұрын
Lol..lots of skeletons in the closet!
@RebornLegacy5 жыл бұрын
Yes, because wanting to keep your sex life private means you're ashamed of it.
@1stNumberOne5 жыл бұрын
@@RebornLegacy cute, but you completely missed the fucking point. Your too smart to be that dumb...
@silverronjmarcellais63545 жыл бұрын
@@RebornLegacy or maybe if you have to boast n bragg about your sex life ""You"" are not so proud of it?! Ask around about what other people think about "especially guys"" who bragg about their sex life, think about those kind of guys!! Most people who have to bragg about their sex lives are usually covering up some inadequatesies they have in that department lol. And even if you are ""proud lol"" of all your sexual excursions, it doesn't mean that the people you shared them with are, and would want you bragging around about it!! I'm talking about respect for the other person's privacy too numb nuts!
@themeatspot50205 жыл бұрын
This is it! this is where her whole argument was dead! .....fucking women! smh
@addicted2anger535 жыл бұрын
RIP. this is the type of radio you can’t have on in the background. i think this will hold up 50 years from now.
@tempemm4 жыл бұрын
Anything like this would get canceled the podcaster youtuber would get fired
@fabianpadilla51084 жыл бұрын
meanwhile i'm playing this in the background at work 👍
@Juuustiincasse4 жыл бұрын
@@fabianpadilla5108 same!
@itriggerpeople44333 жыл бұрын
This is sacred advice for the current generation
@okilladmityouarerightbut4827 Жыл бұрын
@@fabianpadilla5108 my coworker was playing some comedy shit one night and a customer heard it and asked if my boss would care if I was listening to that. I said no and the dude got angry about that and the next day reported me to corporate and said I told him to jump off a bridge ( I was thinking it for sure but didn’t say it lol) like bruh it’s not even my shit and I have earbuds on how am I gonna hear what’s on someone’s else’s shit? Pc culture is a cancer hahaha I don’t even know what comedian it was but it was very very mild compared to what Patrice says lol
@GodfreyElder6 жыл бұрын
The most honest comic of our time. A true king
@corywiedenbeck15625 жыл бұрын
A king??? Jesus is King
@Tdope7685 жыл бұрын
@@corywiedenbeck1562 Patrice is a king, but Jesus is a king amongst kings
@ascend36545 жыл бұрын
He's honest but I don't know where it's going. Are we only venting? Or are we trying to genuinely get all women to become sluts or what?
@OBoFbooshakalaka155 жыл бұрын
Bat literally it’s just BE HAPPY
@jmillly13384 жыл бұрын
Godfrey Elder a legend!
@Elfaia5 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd hear such a philosophical breakdown of 2 girls 1 cup.
@aaronwest10554 жыл бұрын
Comedians are just practical philosophers.
@VashTheDamnFiend3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronwest1055 very few are
@exodus699622 күн бұрын
@@VashTheDamnFiend You could argue most humans are practical philosophers depending on definition
@kgthesinger31525 жыл бұрын
somehow she thinks that being defiant and evasive is being clever. she's being typical, really.
@morrist87275 жыл бұрын
She was in denial. She knows deep down that Patrice was making good points, but she was fighting to try to make herself seem "different" than other women.
@devlinallistair51473 жыл бұрын
Typical Western woman: zero accountability
@skyward_rebel3 жыл бұрын
@@morrist8727 yup, she openly looks down on women that know how to make men happy, and enjoys when men get frustrated with her. She hates men and thinks that makes her a high quality woman
@ridiculousnonsense5 ай бұрын
Patrice made some good points but why is no one talking about the horrible points he made? Every girl should be ok with having sex for money because they do it for free? That’s retarded Why do you do comedy for money if you don’t fuck for money? Stupidest question I’ve ever heard He started off good then just started saying complete bullshit towards the end
@yourusernameisdumb95095 жыл бұрын
>"I wouldn't do anything sexually that I wouldn't be open to talking about" >refuses to talk openly about anything she's done sexually
@rofl3154 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Also, don't forget the whole reason why Patrice shared his threesome story was to let her "feel more comfortable" to share hers (01:08:30). That two-faced bitch!
@VashTheDamnFiend3 жыл бұрын
@@rofl315 typical talking out both sides of her mouth
@sethiddings72933 жыл бұрын
Apparently she doesn't do much
@daquansbussy42883 жыл бұрын
@@rofl315 she snuck out the backdoor with that one, fortunately we got a great threesome story from Patrice but he forgot to check her
@wolf7el3562 жыл бұрын
Women like that are usually the ones who are the dirtiest in the bedroom & most unfaithful in relationships.
@Kaizuk0hakupac5 жыл бұрын
We need patrice in 2019 rip
@lezeromotors23785 жыл бұрын
Thats corey Holcomb's
@joshuacummings31785 жыл бұрын
@@lezeromotors2378.... He has taken the mantle.
@mohammadsaeidah83525 жыл бұрын
💯💯
@JVP_thephobic4 жыл бұрын
Edit* 2020. Gather the dragon balls gents.
@f1aziz6 жыл бұрын
She came out of college but still can't argue with the street smartness of Patrice.
@jtsmith42555 жыл бұрын
😲😲RIGHT....but go to school for 4-8yrs and try to act all Academic on your ass...make that BS make sense
@marcusaurelius99965 жыл бұрын
LIFE smartness.
@ruthlessdraculigula10515 жыл бұрын
Well, intelligence and education aren't mutually inclusive. Leah's simply educated. Patrice is actually _intelligent._
@limitedbom22065 жыл бұрын
She graduated with women’s studies. That ain’t school rofl that’s just wasting money doing nothing
@ruthlessdraculigula10515 жыл бұрын
@@limitedbom2206 Amen.
@jorgetomas3805 жыл бұрын
Patrice OFFICIALLY speaks for EVERY man on earth. No matter what Race, creed, sexuality, ALLLLL MEN on this planet earth!
@scizahands4 жыл бұрын
Hes the Official Ambassador
@ryan98914 жыл бұрын
nah.
@canobenitez4 жыл бұрын
@@ryan9891 yes.
@ryan98914 жыл бұрын
@@canobenitez nah.
@milzmagnetic82254 жыл бұрын
Because Race and Creed Really Doesn’t Matter 🤷🏽♂️
@scampoli255 жыл бұрын
"You have issues disguised as this chick that got it together, but you a sociopath" This man was a genius. The two girls one cup concept is amazing and I love how he calls Leah out for her double talk and emotion based reasoning.
@unclejimmyray5 жыл бұрын
That quote is literal GOSPEL. This shit describes about 85% of women walking the earth.
@incogfitness28534 жыл бұрын
@@unclejimmyray 99%
@mr.almezeini6472 жыл бұрын
his high pitched voice makes it all the better when he yells out its so funny
@mars93905 жыл бұрын
That was legendary. Patrice is a true king. He dismantled her whole argument, pointed out the lies and then used that setup to ridicule her for the rest of the show. A good comic won't let you ride with b.s. Props to Leah for not walking off when the whole show was against her
@aaroneusjames23423 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY. She sat in the embarrassment. And surely became stronger from it.
@mikasasukasa44792 жыл бұрын
@@aaroneusjames2342 a stronger bs'er for sure
@lochofmceo2 жыл бұрын
I believe she wouldn't shit in a cup because I wouldn't do that shit either,but this shit funny
@ridiculousnonsense5 ай бұрын
His own argument made no sense though. He argued that she should be ok having sex for money because she already does it for free. By his logic every single woman who isn’t a virgin should be ok being a prostitute, but of course that isn’t the case. What he said made 0 sense it was funny af though
@CarRamrod-uf2ub3 ай бұрын
@@ridiculousnonsenseI think you missed the point. Although her argument "I wouldn't feel right" made some sense, she couldn't speak hypothetically like they were. She went straight into the starring role of the movie in her head, and took everything personally.
@GeeMannn4 жыл бұрын
"There's this pornstar named Pinky." Good lord that takes me back lmao
@johngalt23364 жыл бұрын
Facts😂💀
@itriggerpeople44332 жыл бұрын
You know we getting old when we start getting nostalgic about pornstars 💀
@user-73a2 жыл бұрын
2011 senior in high school ahaha we old nigga
@treecosmos3862 жыл бұрын
Na fr😂😭
@LexplayIwin8 ай бұрын
@@user-73a31 old ?
@thelegend900285 жыл бұрын
He said she was mistress pretty lol
@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh5 жыл бұрын
My Business 0:04:45
@PgLangGang4 жыл бұрын
The laugh in the background killed it.
@jessdckey77125 жыл бұрын
I fall asleep to o and almost every night. There's something relaxing with the way Patrice speaks. He was a natural poet. Sometimes the convo gets so compelling that I don't fall asleep for hours but those are some of the best nights. I can't believe that I'm still not burnt out on this stuff.
@jeffreyrichards93864 жыл бұрын
Jess Dckey I don’t do jokes I speak soliloquy’s
@The_Lag_Monster4 жыл бұрын
Lol take that LEO
@TheDarkGreenMarine3 жыл бұрын
Yooo, im doing the same thing right now and came here to see what leah looks like
@lost_soul99854 жыл бұрын
"She doesn't have the money to buy back her dignity after she loses it" the silence from leah after patrice made that statement spoke wonders
@stoybenxi73953 жыл бұрын
Actually obliterated though. Rip king
@daquansbussy42883 жыл бұрын
Disintegrated into oblivion
@truthfulpurpose2 жыл бұрын
@@daquansbussy4288 smolderized to smithereens
@utewbd2 жыл бұрын
@@truthfulpurpose Shattered to atoms
@gamelove1002 жыл бұрын
@@utewbd Pulverized
@jesusblaster4356 жыл бұрын
Man i fucking miss Patrice the legend.
@cmcdonough26 жыл бұрын
I wish Patrice was still alive. Would love to hear what he has to say in the current politically correct times. RIP. What a legend.
@skyjuiceification5 жыл бұрын
he was talking about the currrent situation. he was a time traveler from the future.
@ascend36545 жыл бұрын
Just had to learn about intermittent fasting. He'd still be here.
@barombolobombolo15013 жыл бұрын
He would have so much shit to retcon
@kevinortiz18103 жыл бұрын
The government gave Patrice O'Neal diabetes
@kwam3agyemang882 Жыл бұрын
He would blow up so fast
@socaltop107 жыл бұрын
They're happy to *take your money* after divorce.
@dlitefulone4 жыл бұрын
Prenup....you cant have mine either
@taloutezero4 жыл бұрын
@Hate Spreader It's only control if she thinks the price was worth more than the action. She knows it's too much money and she would feel like she owed more or else she would take the money proudly.
@Spootnik3 жыл бұрын
It depends on the woman but most are. My mom was told by everyone including her lawyer to take my dad for what he was worth but she just wanted a small child support payment for me. He's still a rich prick and she's broke living in a condo ins some rural town. She shoulda cleaned his account out.
@jonathanryan29153 жыл бұрын
Then act like it was an accomplishment
@shadowtail40634 ай бұрын
@@Spootnika simp is born
@rodthedon6 жыл бұрын
“Leah is other women pretty” 💀💀💀💀💀
@mrDeathtrooper5 жыл бұрын
John Peaches i dont, whats it mean?
@Tweezer5105 жыл бұрын
@John Peaches He explained it right afterwards.
@Klubbexx135 жыл бұрын
Beta-female
@jorgetomas3805 жыл бұрын
And patrice was right on point about her. She's not a main chick. She gets a yes man.
@samowen51704 жыл бұрын
When he calls her a sociopath...that was bang on...
@TwillzDGawd5 жыл бұрын
This radio show just needed 2 cameras
@mrpanama19775 жыл бұрын
Love Patrice I can listen to him all day. R.I.P Patrice O' Neal
@bjdawson57534 жыл бұрын
“Would you let him bang the folds of your stomach ?” *DEAD* 😂😂😂
@johnsurabian20104 жыл бұрын
" You have issues disguised as a girl who got it together " EPIC
@CAITLYNQUINN95 жыл бұрын
Patrice o' Neal was not only hilarious but a mad genius and I've never heard someone beat him an argument. R.i.p
@555reaper5 жыл бұрын
Nick Di Paolo did the argument is on KZbin.
@meatymatmart5 жыл бұрын
@@roas2 Hey, I'm glad there are people who are fans of his without straight worship haha. Don't get me wrong, dude saved my life with his logic re: women and relationships but my personality is nothing like his. I dunno, just nice to see someone who isn't COMPLETELY starry-eyed about dude and I say it as a huge fan
@iCheetosbutter5 жыл бұрын
Patrice is a prophet on all of his episodes. I love it.
@ColinPierce2 жыл бұрын
This video deserves a spot in my favorites along with the Dr. Z ep.
@jackjack1217 жыл бұрын
And people wonder why female comedians aren't funny.
@ZinfinityX5 жыл бұрын
@Mike Knight Man, Amy couldn't make me laugh at gunpoint. Its like two good jokes in 20 shows for a woman vs 100 shows that were all guts. Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Jim Gavagin, Kat Williams, Redd Fox, the list goes on and on. And of the women? Cricketes. PC culture has nothing to do with, of women- if at all, are just riding the curtails of an industry paved by better men.
@difficultbastard4 жыл бұрын
@Mike Knight I notice the same names mentioned over and over, when the question of "are women funny" is brought up. That tells you all you need to know.
@goon0094 жыл бұрын
And the woman that are is only to hide how emotionally unstable they are
@alZiiHardstylez4 жыл бұрын
I like Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. They're super likeable. Lisa Lampanelli was good too. Phyllis Diller was up there with the rest of them in her hey day. Tbh, saw Chelsea Peretti's special and it was pretty decent. There were moments of 'egh' but there were certainly some well written jokes. I don't think we'll ever get a female Chappelle or whatever but I'm certain there's girls out there that are hilarious, just statistically there has to be an outlier.
@archguru3144 жыл бұрын
Analog Signal and those 2 jokes were probably stolen from Patrice
@Virtuoso1917 жыл бұрын
She offers nothing to the conversation. Total lack of imagination and a not a risk taker. Why was she even on the show?
@barahng7 жыл бұрын
virtr3uoso I'll quote Patrice: "I enjoy the destruction of women."
@ersow4527 жыл бұрын
virtr3uoso uip
@nathanrobinson10997 жыл бұрын
Pretty face, for the radio
@VigneIII6 жыл бұрын
better question. since she's missing all that then why is she in stand up? lacking all those things she can't be successful at it.
@ldonald32116 жыл бұрын
How was she even a comic?
@treonrobinson15294 жыл бұрын
My one regret in life is not knowing who Patrice O'neal was earlier. He speaking straight facts. R.I.P
@TwillzDGawd5 жыл бұрын
I watched it like 3 times with my 2 cousins. Two of us walked away and the third kept running it back screamin "yoooooo ooooh shit" forever. He watched it like 20 times
@a4-_thorn_-4aps455 жыл бұрын
I was that guy too... Patrice is a fkn master
@rofl3155 жыл бұрын
Shared this with one of my pussywhipped friends. He's now getting more pussy than ever before.
@strangerways66912 жыл бұрын
Idk what you believe but this is STILL one of the best 2+hours to listen too
@LiveLeveLeviL5 жыл бұрын
Patrice O’neal is a legend who in the future his old material will be studied by all men to understand the TRUE NATURE of women and their bullsh*t 💯
@ascend36545 жыл бұрын
Western women. More traditional societies don't deal with any of this nonsense.
@johnturcio45005 жыл бұрын
Starting ....now
@christophermirkovich72905 жыл бұрын
Listen listen to this show carefully there is a lot of f****** hidden gems
@NOBODYNOSE14 жыл бұрын
'fruit'?
@matthewlundquist21524 жыл бұрын
You think I need a sexy coat with sparkles on it? Lol
@ariesthekid6 жыл бұрын
Pure gold. One of the best Patrice videos I think.
@preskidd6 жыл бұрын
"Oatmeal with a string hanging out" lol. King P is the best.
@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh5 жыл бұрын
preskidd 0:02:59
@joefarang2 жыл бұрын
That big trucker girl Viola who calls in around the 50th minute is a fucking nice sounding, grounded and decent chick. i like her. her opinions and her replies are all very nicely and well put.
@donniethedonlesser89095 жыл бұрын
She looks like the predator on that picture.
@misoguapo29467 жыл бұрын
I wish these were in podcast form.
@mrtoxicwasteland5 жыл бұрын
They are. Search up weston4020. He has every o and a appearance from patrice oneal. Unedited
@koogee6 жыл бұрын
ive never heard a woman destroyed so perfectly. Goddamn patrice was a legend
@missshannonsunshine5 жыл бұрын
Fanic Prank Y’all are sad. Nothing he said destroyed her. She’s fine
@robrob74494 жыл бұрын
Yea John's a bitch
@mauricedavis17404 жыл бұрын
Shannon Sunshine destroyed....
@juanme5553 жыл бұрын
Man...these recordings must've saved thousands of great men that were victims of atrocious brutal divorce from suicide. Even after death, you're still saving society Patrice, may your soul rest in peace.
@TalesfromtheRick2 жыл бұрын
Patrice would have had the greatest podcast and would have been the king of New York. He was truly one of the best to ever do radio. So funny and honest
@cherryflowers74366 жыл бұрын
Patrice is absolutely right on everything he said
@ChryslerKuba4 жыл бұрын
A woman at 5’11 and 250 Lol. I am a male trainer and I am 5’11 and 170. Soon as she said that I was like “Dayyyyummm” way before they actually saw the pic lol.
@jimmieleepatterson4 жыл бұрын
Pat is over 6ft and 400lbs. She's petite compared to him
@joshiesays53006 жыл бұрын
Miss u big man!
@ace39614 жыл бұрын
Man they are verbally killing this chick at the end
@carllewis76455 жыл бұрын
This has been the best episode. Patrice proving his points Telling the threesome story. Funny all the way around. Two girls, one cup.
@questionmark11524 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if this happened today with everyone's sensitive ass... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@godssonm.o.e24425 жыл бұрын
Dude was great - and he was underrated underappreciated (R.I.P)
@BitterValentines5 жыл бұрын
Patrice is such a legend, his relevance transcends even death. RIP
@angelareele8584 жыл бұрын
He is immortal.
@JuliusCaribou5 жыл бұрын
45:00 "Mystery Dump!" My sides are in half
@baraka2564 жыл бұрын
This guy just did a + 30 minute narration of his sexcapade 😂 #solid
@evanabbott27375 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I love how there’s so many videos of Patrice vs all these women😁👍
@jonathanp18866 жыл бұрын
"That's almost like... The Exorcist." LMFAO that was perfect.
@wantedhume9754 жыл бұрын
Patrice was so naturally funny. He could make comedy out of absolutely nothing.
@dwcromartie92803 жыл бұрын
So true. No need for rehearsals or staged comedy bits he just shoots from the cuff every show.
@HdHd-hp6qz2 жыл бұрын
But it’s not comedy. Its a message to men said in a way to keep our attention while the message is said.
@BoCat_Johnson4 жыл бұрын
I miss this guy. One in a trillion for real.
@loosecompass9396 жыл бұрын
Lol ahaha! Tears are streaming so rapidly I'm almost dehydrated from laughter.
@GenericInternetter6 жыл бұрын
40:53 "Four dollars and eighty cents" LMFAO
@portee91135 жыл бұрын
the rank they were thinking of directly under "General" is LT General. 4 stars to 3 stars. A one star general, or "Brigadier General" is often in direct command of a handful of the rank one step lower called a Colonel. (pronounced Kernal). Full bird for short. They are usually in command of a brigade each (3000-5000 soldiers with all the toys)
@GengarSama944 жыл бұрын
Damn they said MySpace
@Omar-Mukhtar825 жыл бұрын
THE WOLVERINE OF THREESOMES 😆😆😂😂🔥🔥
@BarbarossaSC25 жыл бұрын
He has to say "dignity" so she'll understand, but the truth is she's arrogant, self-centered and believes she's better than most people in the room. You can usually tell who that person is by how they answer uncomfortable questions.
@combatresearch5 жыл бұрын
her approach to volunteering for children, but refusing payment from their parents is naive. True altruism would be accepting payment with the realization that she can choose how to spend the money to benefit the children even more.
@coolbule12385 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@joeluigi20084 жыл бұрын
True altruism is not having to mention it
@user-73a2 жыл бұрын
true altruism would be orphanage work
@Gambitbronson5 жыл бұрын
I just seen a stand up from a very open Leah a few weeks ago. There must have been some type of change after this podcast because she was so personally closeted here.
@marfookydodo4 жыл бұрын
Leah Bonnema proved how insufferable women comics are. Seriously everytime she talked she ruined the show
@Jdac3333 ай бұрын
Insufferable!
@Anthonydemone6 жыл бұрын
🔴Leah looks like #SigourneyWeaver mixed with #AngelinaJolie and #BuffaloBill from "Silence of the Lambs"✔
@naleparyan6 жыл бұрын
I'd F her
@Ghostcamel6 жыл бұрын
She doesnt look that bad when she doesnt starve herself, but skinny? Scary
@marcusaurelius99965 жыл бұрын
@divorcedme so would you and so would I. I gotta know what thats like before i die. Have a threesome with a really realistic robot.....
@a4-_thorn_-4aps455 жыл бұрын
Bro... I see that, lmao i mean id still fuck but just cuz i know she licks ass! LMFAO
@SinaSaffarzadeh4 жыл бұрын
its pandemic time "2020" and I couldn't resist it once I realized my brother hasn't watched two girls one cup!!! I wish I would have recorded his reaction...
@frankcuoco15013 жыл бұрын
Needed in 2021 more than ever
@jessehardin85003 жыл бұрын
I'm glad im not the only one listening in 2021 but I'm sad I'm just now hearing this. Granted I've known about Patrice for years so I might have listened and forgot. I needed his perspective though ar this current time
@neubplays3227 Жыл бұрын
@4:44 Patrice said "shes mistress pretty" And someone just dies in the background. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh that one got me my stomach is hurting
@glitchgod38684 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold. Holy shit this man was pure comedy personified. RIP
@nickhudson95773 жыл бұрын
“The rethink is a step towards understanding that a woman’s philosophy is bullshit in the first place” - Pure Gold
@elijahkhane4 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace to the legendary Patrice 🙏🏽🙌🏽😂
@nyrisj5 жыл бұрын
I wish I had peeped game on Patrice years ago. This would have been mad useful talking to dumb girls.
@meatymatmart5 жыл бұрын
I realized Black Phillip was live when I was in high school haha I would've slayed but I might have had a kid too, so life balances out xD
@dobi2875 жыл бұрын
This is the most powerful I've seen Patrice
@MorrowProduction5 жыл бұрын
The shit that blows my mind is that he called out that Leah wouldn't be able to give him a straight answer as to why she wouldn't do something. She knew he said that, she heard him say it. She had 10-15 mins during his two girls one cup monologue to come up with a response as to why she wouldn't shit in a cup for 10-12k. She literally can not have a hypothetical thought enter her brain. I wish some one would have pointed out to me that women are purely emotional creatures when I was younger.... would have saved me so much heartbreak trying to save women who are helpless. They double talk so fucking much and fall back on emotion again and again and again, Usually winning the argument by default because they start to cry. I can't believe nobody showed me what most women are really like.
@morrist87275 жыл бұрын
Because we grow up in a society where they declare that there aren't differences between men and women, it starts very young too. They put girls and boys in classes together so that there won't be these questions asked about sexuality. Not to mention the constant pampering society provides them with. This notion that they are always in the right by default happens so that they can continue to have a leg up to compete against men.
@diddiecapitan29514 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'neal was so good and inspirational, many stand up aspirants now, have him as a guardian angel especially after he passed away. RIP big bro 🙏
@a4-_thorn_-4aps455 жыл бұрын
Patrice got wolverine as back up... Gangsta ass
@draganpetev46774 жыл бұрын
To all of you who are surprised by Patrice winning, let me remind you that men were born to win...
@johngalt23364 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Wolfsyde3 жыл бұрын
When Patrice does that vomit noise 😂😂 golden response to someone when they say some bs
@dorpth5 жыл бұрын
I think it was 3 different episodes where an entire room full of people with internet access couldn't come up with the rank directly below general.
@joshlykins79595 жыл бұрын
Out of all the fake celebrity deaths, Patrice is the one that holds up. He is waiting for us to write him in. 2020 Patrice O’Neal. Bring his ass back. Respect.
@lochofmceo2 жыл бұрын
what do you mean "Fake celebrity death"
@leonefurlan1373 жыл бұрын
Mrs.Bonnema did'nt have much to say 😂😂😂
@wRAAh11 ай бұрын
Leah is a great reverse-comedian. She comes to the show to suck the fun out of it.
@pramsaka2u5 жыл бұрын
This prob one of my fav episode lol
@WesbyConstruction3 жыл бұрын
This is the best podcast ever !!!!!!
@djparker21able2 жыл бұрын
Patrice was actually making points that currently exist with the human species. Early human society was obviously based on our natural human instincts, in all aspects. Within those small tribes of humans the male and female sexual/courtship interaction was like this.... The prerogative was on the female to maintain the attention/love of the most dominant male they could. This base human instinct that is still within us is the foundational problem to current dysfunctional male and female courtship
@randigitymarcum87285 жыл бұрын
"You think I need a sexy coat with SPARKLES on it nigga?" Deeeeeeeeeed
@hbq30004 жыл бұрын
"This bitch was the Wolverine of threesomes" Best line ever!!!
@naadde3 жыл бұрын
Before I found Patrice O'Neal, I said a lot of things he said before me. Kind of like Newton vs Leibniz on calculus. However, I must say that Patrice O'Neal is having a higher degree of black belt than me and O come to his videos to get deeper education
@firstname1635 жыл бұрын
Hey girl how you doing not interested Oh really. Hmmm, 2 girls 1 cup
@MrUncleHerb3 жыл бұрын
I miss and am sad that the GOAT isn't around anymore. But god bless we can still hear him.
@mycollegeshirt6 жыл бұрын
it's amazing Patrice is like she's going to do this, and then she does, its fucking crazy.
@jdillinger17945 жыл бұрын
Logic is not Leah's strong suit.
@donovanmakesmusic4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the name of the song at 1:51:14 lolololol? Kinda funky lol
@Hostilehippie134 жыл бұрын
I even googled the lyrics and couldn’t find it, if you find out let me know too
@donovanmakesmusic4 жыл бұрын
@@Hostilehippie13 someone replied to me earlier and told me the name of it is 'Orgy World'..jam out bro👍👍
@lordlawrence329910 ай бұрын
1:13:45 The Darkman analogy was genius from Patrice 😂 if u kno u kno🤣