Patrice O'Neal vs. Ryan Keely

[@malikrashaun]

In a selfish way I am pissed off that Patrice didn't take better care of himself.

[@drewinsur7321]

To this very day... cant wait for burr to drop that documentary

[@noobleaguegaming6269]

@@drewinsur7321 I'm out of thte loop, what info is bill holding?

[@accidentalpatient4152]

Has he made comments on when it's meant to happen?

[@RashaudMonroe]

Nah he wouldnt have had as much game if hr was a handsome guy like me

[@joshkindu3063]

If he did, we wouldn't appreciate him the way we do now

[@paulthoresen8241]

Patrice is all game here. If you've ever heard him explain his game you can hear it more clearly here than anywhere else. The insults are all just for emotional attachment so he can 'flip it'.

[@iansmith4924]

How do you 'flip it'? I don't know how. Is there an article?

[@Hawlem]

@@iansmith4924 The short version is he starts off abrasive, gets them to show emotion through challenging them and then he starts complimenting them gradually. Sounds more simple than it is though.

[@iansmith4924]

@@Hawlem thank you 💯🖒

[@retrorenaissance9497]

right at 4:45 he goes to work

[@Cg-ru3eh]

Bill burr explained it

[@turnupthesun81]

I love how Patrice shit on Neil deGrasse Tyson.

[@rudidl19]

Time stamp please

[@TheNemesis442]

@@rudidl19 around 27 mins in.

[@Michael_Hunt]

Good. That guy is a clown.

[@youngtsukune2070]

He's the big brother we always wanted

[@thechrisman1345]

More like a uncle...

[@rippspeck]

I'm certain Patrice would have hated every single one of you sycophants.

[@kixinmaddick7424]

@@rippspeck lmao it’s true

[@jefflabbecomedy]

"He hasn't bought me dinner" 😉 "I'LL TAKE YOU TO WENDY'S RIGHT NOW!" 😤

[@Sdothull]

😤😤😤

[@daquansbussy4288]

🤪🤪🤪

[@mydroogies5529]

46:05 holy shit Anthony was spot on.

[@joewatts4839]

The world needs Patrice. Seriously, imagine Patrice today.

[@thechrisman1345]

I imagined he wouldn't be as popular...

[@iai2354]

@@thechrisman1345 honestly I think he would of been very popular. particularly his sensitive material would bring in alot of noise in this day an age and I doubt he would back down

[@jackadogoff8677]

3:25 "We were in Brazil undercover". The way Norton worms his way through that is hilarious. If you listen close you can hear people trying not to laugh

[@lowbo47omzascotave94]

"Danny, would u like an Ass Smothering ?" "More than i would like the next breath in my lungs." Lol. That's fucken CLASSIC !

[@evansgate]

He just parroted an expression that Jim Norton would say all the time

[@alexmur6411]

“ More then I like the next breath in my lungs “ Brilliant and funniest line from Danny 8:14

[@rageinryan185]

Rewatching videos like this makes me happy since a lot of the pop culture references made here are still relevant in some way today. They mentioned nicki Minaj, grub hub, among other things. Since Patrice passed I’ve been one of those people who would wonder what his take on today’s society would be like, meanwhile he may have already been aware of and/or had an opinion on some people or certain situations while he was still alive. RIP Patrice at the end of the day you were always one of the greats.

[@ChainsTheChef888]

Just think about his opinion on that new WAP video from cardi and the other girl, shit, he would just call them hoes and that music video is proof

[@thornie123]

Love to hear his take on how crazy the trans thing has gone, Donald trump as president, Biden having no brain. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as Patrice 😓

[@blackphillip2264]

I fucking DIED at around 8:20 !!! Opie: "Danny, would you like an ass smothering?" Danny: "More than I'd like the next breath in my lungs." LLLLMMMMFFFAAAAOOOOO

[@fatmunch6318]

This is my higher education

[@williamshipley3483]

Fat Munch underrated comment

[@tobymcgroby8967]

You deserve way more likes for this comment

[@zeetyg]

It’s good, It goes against PO’s pimpitude of having to hear a woman go on about nothing for a whole hour, while O and A are trying to see her fake boobs.

[@uzimachi1]

Amen brother

[@marcossantana1312]

Yes

[@Senwot2000]

46:00 aged perfectly. COVID-19

[@AdamWhereseve77]

boooooy

[@AdamWhereseve77]

+1 like

[@atlhimalaya227]

“China will fuck something up”

[@williamwilson3771]

Waoow

[@SumErgoCogito10]

These men saw into the future

[@billybobsac4421]

“China gonna fuck something up”lol well your right

[@NRGailey]

46:03 here's the proof! he totally called it

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

Russia actually

[@billybobsac4421]

@@jghifiversveiws8729 nah China

[@RickyWatter32]

CoVid reactions were literally worse than the actual virus lol

[@itscomingoutofbothends8385]

I can imagine poor Jim dragging his blue balls home after the show.

[@00001Rob]

She's hit the wall

[@silverdragon122]

I just googled her. She looks stunning in this video thumbnail, but now she has an ellen degeneres hair cut.

[@BusterCherry1]

They all do.

[@notexactlyrocketscience]

her boobs never "baked" it would seem. what a horrible job.

[@dirtybaystrangler]

Hearing him talk about going to the Houston Improv hurts me deeply. I missed an opportunity to see the late, great Patrice O'Neal in person.

[@marcellowheeler88]

Looked up a recent photo of her... Yikes

[@JohnnyHellraiser]

@74kjohnson its different for asian women though from my observation. A mediocre looking teenage asian female looks best in her 30's. But a very attractive asian teenage female usually looks destroyed in her 30's lmao.

[@Fedora_JP]

She was diagnosed with some congenital disease and had to have a some serious operations

[@hammertoe00]

@@oussama8717 while men grow like wine

[@Fudge_Fantasy]

She doesn't look good in this thumbnail.

[@jeevanv8631]

@@Fedora_JP operation on her face , butts and tits She looks awful

[@tethryss5001]

"Cute Ol' Faithful could kill us all!" Lmao.

[@ashwinf12]

8:41 "Do you get smothered . . . young lady?" I wish I could see his face while asking that 🤣🤣🤣

[@jjmiles7173]

"May I"? I bet half of you Patrice haters don't even ask that politely now do you? Lol.

[@josephhopeless829]

So far, doesn't seem like they're "vs" each other. Getting along pretty damn well, pretty cool girl, Patrice on point as always. So sad man, I'd really say he's in the top 10 of best comedians ever. Brilliant.

[@metalmayhem3622]

What's cool about her?

[@josephlinden1630]

Metal Mayhem good point

[@drewinsur7321]

joseph hopeless they put vs. In the tittles just out of tradition

[@ziggamon]

@@metalmayhem3622 well she's a bit better than the other pornstars that been on the show. She actually has a personality.

[@mrkhris1]

"You're too lazy to get strange". Ouch! 😂

[@shank77tl]

Hilarious Anthony, you were talking about something like corona virus before they cut you off

[@vevvenennevvev5945]

Couldn't believe it when he said that lol

[@natrix0]

46:18 for anyone wondering

[@evanschulte6153]

"You ever thrown a apple in the air and before it hit the ground it went "fuck it" and floated.. NO!" Lol Jimmy with the perfect analogy to disarm that dumb argument

[@thechrisman1345]

The sun could go tomorrow though...

[@gianbaez2522]

Both arguments are correct. The laws of physics are solid but our arrogance has us believing we know it all too

[@bet]

They hit corona virus right on spot lmao

[@Stephen-lt1tp]

She looks great here with the long brunette hair and young. Now she has the short lesbeean haircut dyed blonde and she’s gained a bit

[@Prophetic_Hez]

Thought the same thing but I’m like there’s no way those are the two same people

[@Prophetic_Hez]

Also she’s 37 now and said she was 19 in the time this was recorded in 2011

[@johnnybejarano6363]

Wait a minute wasn’t Ryan keely like 26 at this point not 19? She’s 37 in 2022 and this interview was in February 1st, 2011 da faq??

[@knalg]

She said '6 years ago' under her breath a little after saying she was 19.

[@vhollund]

Patrice came by and made the hot girl take off her cloth again

[@aminman15]

Standard.

[@HandsomeHustler]

Which episode does this segment appears on?

[@brandonb3174]

Here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e33Jh2Z5g5qNb9U

[@HandsomeHustler]

@@brandonb3174 appreciate it bro u a real one ☝️

[@imanip7273]

"Dinosaurs didn't have doctors"... Doctor Dinosaur😂😂😭

[@iamabsolution95]

U fcker'! 🤣

[@MarkSulgrove-ht6qs]

Patrice’s lack of respect for the science world aged brilliantly

[@SirChocolateHobo]

17:45 Opie steamrolls over that shit

[@justinkendrick3753]

Skip to 46:05💀💀💀🙃

[@jimmalone4851]

Oh right "china is going to fuck something up", couldn't have guessed that. Also we're fine,we've probably got a decade or 2 before the real apocalypse

[@zaxlee01]

OMG I have not seen this. I have brand new Patrice o Neal video, i thought i have seen everything since he passed. I am saving this video for later.

[@karondemarko1679]

Here during Corona Virus. “China will probably f something up” 👀😳

[@Donoftheded]

I know right

[@vinnyb2947]

Ant predicts Corona virus around 45 min mark

[@AKS93kong]

@46:06 Anthony predicts Covid.

[@joelnealy6037]

The dinosaurs didn't have doctors. Bravo.

[@MaxFlub]

Anthony predicted covid

[@krazyzyko]

46:05 Ant predicts the covid-19 pandemic.

[@Don-hc4gk]

Well.... Ryan was right about one thing... Mansato killed Patrice 😣

[@RashaudMonroe]

No cap the whole time they was talkin, i was like im over this.. just pull your pants down

[@sacredoriginofficial]

On the mark! 🔥🤘

[@thatpolo67guy]

Does anyone have the actual videos for these

[@GR8APE69]

What videos? This is a radio show. I've only seen one of their shows filmed, and that was the one with Borat.

[@NA-gh8ue]

Manny i I have seen hours of video from this radio show....sorry B C i dont think ive seen any vids of this clip though unfortunately

[@Remorsefullyhumble]

N Mack where can I find them

[@MunchinOnDew]

@@Remorsefullyhumble rofl bro just watch her on porn hub

[@Guru2171]

It wasnt as popular to video back then

[@sapphifurywhomsloveislivid697]

I am here from 2022 and I can tell you that between Anthony’s theory about the world ending plague and Patrice’s thoughts about blue haired disingenuous liberal babies being an issue... I can confirm that it all of it was true and between the two worse than they could have imagined

[@freecandynvan2816]

I wouldn’t call something with an 99% survival rate a world ending plague.

[@deanpointon41]

Listening to this in 2022 and Ant is scarily close to the truth at 45:55

[@DontYouLookAtMe.]

23:57 patrice’s laugh is so contagious lolol

[@rickDArula]

46:18 low key I feel what patrice is saying

[@grayweed7194]

I listening to this while houston is covered in ice

[@kingjaheazie6097]

When Patrice O'Neal was alive a his comp'ny and radio show he wrote the Mac gospel Aman lol

[@mightybaloo1880]

.....what?

[@MaxBeta]

Mighty Baloo looks like our mans was on one

[@griggerykimothy4865]

At about 8:25 Danny says some hilarious shit

[@UnlimitedProduction1]

This was a good video and all but the idea I missed Patrice at the Houston Improv whatever year this was is upsetting

[@xbmpr]

10:35 Jimmy’s tone is that of a reformed crackhead faced with the option of smoking crack for the first time since rehab.

[@lordofallusion5862]

That is not Ryan Keely in the picture

[@DOODOO315]

1 2 3 Connection!!! HAHAHAHA i nearly died laughing

[@tobymcgroby8967]

Connection is a word that I use... I gotta cop to that👏

[@samcohen2483]

14:34 is the most important advice from Patrice

[@euphjeedizzy7832]

flat earth @25:00

[@thisgame2]

p was brilliant

[@corywiedenbeck1562]

What was the point of this time dtamp

[@stony5243]

gaw jimmy was like opie on this one

[@corbinfobbs6409]

We'll take ourselves out in because thats our choose and the best way

[@mightybaloo1880]

.......what?

[@corbinfobbs6409]

@@mightybaloo1880 who even knows bro bro

[@smokedoubt1262]

Asses do stay naturally firm at 40 if it’s well taken care of.

[@thegamingkitchen8429]

Gravity bud

[@MunchinOnDew]

I can attest to this. Takes a lot of work, though. And the 40 year old isn't me, she was some yoga junkie escort some other guy had with him who I ended up hooking up with. Most ppl can't make the 40 yr old firm butt thing happen tho -- I think part of it is also genetics.

[@zombievikinggaming4258]

Yeah having personal trainers and all that like J-Lo

[@don8668]

Some but not many

[@greglane501]

J-lo is a dancer by trade, has personal trainers, goes to the gym regularly and has a pretty nice diet. I can believe her ass is still nice naturally.

[@ComradeDt]

46:10 they predicted covid

[@Somnivore7]

"my girlfriend alwys makes me order out" fuckin jimmy

[@a3zax007]

where is the fucking video man

[@stefanh5699]

Patrice is Chocolate Alex Jones

[@Portrait_Man]

This deserves more likes.

[@Indygenous]

Do not compare that hack to this prophet

[@HdHd-hp6qz]

Don’t insult Patrice name with that clown. You should apologise for the comparison.

[@AfroV]

A game developer dating a pornstar ... Heeey! Time for a new larry leisure game! I'm pretty sure it has aged well......

[@SusieEffin]

Omg!! She was my maid of honor! Never knew she kicked it with patrice!!!

[@johnmcclane8288]

Wait wait wait lol so she literally sat on buddy's face in the radio room then casually says afterwards that she has a boyfriend lmao ... Jesus christ

[@zeetyg]

She actually got hotter as she aged!

[@chazg8489]

Some times your racism comes through Anthony... Good call

[@zekehooper]

science Jimmy......

[@FlyKami_]

35:40 And now the Canary Island Volcano is active

[@stew3972]

Patrice is my God

[@Fudge_Fantasy]

Shame.

[@cleavernamehere]

yooo prophetic covid call out @45:55

[@MM-mq9xj]

46:05 WTF???? Literally predicted Coronavirus

[@Intangible_Jack]

Was hoping I'd see someone else who caught that

[@leo730kam1]

She is smarter than your average hot chick. Good convo for a teenager.

[@t100base]

KingLeo she's was 27

[@jas9239]

Offhand Hominid hahaha, I bet he read that and was like “why am I an idiot” gave me a big laugh

[@kyozoku1]

Man she seems awesome. Great show

[@Popeyethesailorsman]

46:00 patrice and gang predict COVID-19

[@sky545]

@46:00 Ant predicted the rona virus

[@firelinkshrine4234]

Hearing Keely talk makes me appreciate having any form of education. Keely the science butcherer

[@BlGGESTBROTHER]

Same could be same about Patrice honestly. Dude said stupid shit all the time, only difference is that he could be funny which made up for it.

[@NCRonrad]

@@BlGGESTBROTHER he had a great explanation of general relative

[@The_favorite_Uncle]

May I ? 😂

[@chriswinter8255]

Dumb about dinosaurs and ancient history. How did the meteor end the earth? Really?

[@IRMaxi]

Is that Jonah hill?!?!

[@troyrichardson8787]

46:10 Covid 19

[@markwinberry8095]

The deep laugh is also unappealing. I'm surprised patrice hasn't done his anti giggle baritone ho ho ho ho.

[@zombievikinggaming4258]

She's pushing 30 in this clip and been used up.

[@damowantswealth]

30:15secs Jim Norton on seeing God 😂😂😂

[@thechild7355]

She looks like Eva Notty

[@champlife6353]

Nope mabye a hit of Carmella Bing

[@michaelpetrovich5353]

@@champlife6353 not anymore. Now she is not sexy at all

[@austintexas346]

@@michaelpetrovich5353 I know she's got a buzz cut now she's fine asf tho still

[@michaelpetrovich5353]

@@austintexas346 She is all yours friend.

[@ziggamon]

Well Notty-ne-MORE!

[@ExternusArmy]

This dude is named Ryan LOL

[@NoLeadsEnt]

fake woman adding on to their false physical visual lol

[@mr.Swartz]

Ol jimmy Norton actually originated the term DoorDash from his experiences with Whhhores

[@yerossyle]

She did not aged well yikes

[@coachp651]

Facts lol

[@daquansbussy4288]

Pornstars rarely do

[@experienceprecision5406]

Awesome girl

[@jimmalone4851]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@Somnivore7]

jimmy is so pathetic and funny in this clip

[@olivertwist3039]

Anthony called covid

[@vegito9765]

2020 ,covid ,China they called it

[@ryanjavierortega8513]

Is that Ryan in the thumbnail?

[@Blit-X-TVLive]

No... Michelle Obama...

[@simonhailom2477]

Nah, Cardi B

[@bishlap]

I've said this on another Patrice vid, Patrice was dumb/ignorant/misinformed about 90% of the time, but that 10% he was right about was absolutely brilliant and funnier than anyone I've ever heard. R.I.P. Patrice O'Neal.

[@MaxPowers2.0]

...wow Patrice, just talk about women and relationships please

[@jjmah7]

This show would be been so much better without Opie & Anthony

[@vincentrestrepo6015]

Yes and no. I think they are there to show how a normal guy thinks vs Patrice thinking

[@TChalla616]

Anthony is funny, Opie should have stayed in the background.