Patrice O'Neal vs. Yamaneika Saunders

[@InsideUCLA71]

Patrice fans, a question: Would you read (and more importantly pay for) a book on Patrice's life? A well-written, well-researched, well-sourced biography on the GOAT? Trying to convince a literary agent to make this happen, but he's not sure of the marketplace. Appreciate any thoughts.

[@Khundryl]

Absolutely

[@SkrapUp]

Yuuuuuuuupppppp

[@nyar5863]

It all hinges on your credentials, I guess. If you got prior work that is worth showing, you could offer his family a piece of the pie. If they believe in that project, that would not only mean important information you need for the book, but you´d probably also get a plug from every single comic doing the Patrice O'Neal benefit and that includes Jim Norton and Bill Burr.

[@MrAdamloring1985]

A documentary would be better. A big part of Patrice is his delivery. And since his delivery is unique, it would be hard to get it across in print, rather than hearing him say things himself.

[@moonmanvic]

The Gold Standard Would love it, I would buy that book one of my favorite people to listen to.

[@mouseypublishings]

Patrice- im better then u Yama- no ur not 20 minutes later... Patrice- im better then u Yama- ur right. Lmfao

[@TheFatSteez]

Mousey Publishings lol I know. Patrice is so fucked the way he manipulates people. He may not always be right but fuck me he makes the person he’s speaking to think he is

[@aero6833]

Than*

[@nianiah2212]

we need the book

[@BIGDREAMER444]

silly bitches

[@BIGDREAMER444]

Gus he's not manipulating them it's just the truth in this case

[@gaingreen215]

Patrice: u got a man? Yamanikka: I was recently dumped Dante: exactlyyy

[@joshox7151]

gaingreen215 😂😂

[@63Baggies]

Eventually a man can get a tired of any woman... after a while, unless she has substance and integrity, looks get you in the door, but WILL NOT keep you in the house

[@user-gv6ei2jg8g]

Robert Dore good comment right here brother

[@benedicitesol4429]

@@63Baggies integrity from a woman, no such thing. WOmen will do whatever they can get away with.

[@AxelBrass]

@@benedicitesol4429 Just because something is rare doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Plenty of women I know think Patrice is exactly right and live accordingly.

[@Patriceoneal7079]

“You know why im winninng? I dont hope”- Patrice O’Neal. I have watched a shit load of patrice and this is one of the most meaningful while also being short and sweet lines. And everyone just passed it by. One of the biggest differences between men and women. Men live their lives and women are too busy hoping

[@adj4596]

Comedynet,him in a yellow shirt,that's fire and one where he has a deaf signaling lady

[@meatymatmart]

Thank you for this comment, seen this clip a million times but you gave me a new perspective. Been thinking about this point for days now haha men just deal with it and adjust as necessary, no hope involved

[@senecaureliuslocke9432]

Big news💯💯💯

[@sharblades1582]

Facts

[@Kreytonchild]

Wow. Very true 👍 (last sentence).

[@saintdenis11]

Yamaneika: "There are a lot of Christian men who do care about spirit." Patrice: "eeeehhhuucck!"

[@larrypryor9391]

saintdenis11 no there aren’t. Really good Christian men are already married. 😂 fake Christian men want a bearded wife

[@futureshocked]

The yuck had me dead

[@jordanwillett8456]

@@larrypryor9391 No such thing as a good Christian that shits stupid any one who believes in imaginary beings and fairy tales as a grown person is a bit mentally ill

[@samnur6957]

@@jordanwillett8456 FACTS girls just want to mold us guys into that pussy shit. Once you fold thats game-over.

[@benedicitesol4429]

@@jordanwillett8456 *fedora tip*

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

2:00 “You came on a bad day, I’m mad at my girl” “I don’t know why, she’s gorgeous” Right there. The shallow philosophy unveiled. If she’s physically attractive, she can’t be at fault.

[@peacheskong2245]

The amount of men who think exactly will always trump the amount of women that try to make use of it

[@TRUEROOTS2022]

tobo86 bro 😭

[@simaaj22]

Truth serum 💯

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

To add, men need to spot that shallow philosophy when it occurs and then GO TO TOWN on the speaker for it. The idea itself needs vigorously discrediting, which will bring that speaker into line

[@ericcooper627]

Yeah bro you gotta get away from that kind of rationale that just because your girl is gorgeous, she can't be irritating, fuck up from time to time or be wrong! Usually it's the gorgeous ones that fuck up the most and have the most attitude all their lives they've been told how beautiful they are, and they seldom work on other aspects of their personalities because they felt they didn't have a need to, they settled for just being pretty, but then when the looks fade and they Will! Or they meet a guy who wants more than a pretty face then they are fucked because that's all they had to offer was looks, because they never worked on being well rounded. But this is more about you don't let looks be the mean all😉

[@teaCupkk]

Yamaneika: "I totally understand the male perspective". Oh that's precious. Every time they get a glimpse of that truth, it shakes them to their core. They are stupefied, hurt and (to their credit) fascinated.

[@lock1278]

@Thelondonbadger llluuuuu8ui7(7ł7/7/you you

[@lycheesack]

7:23

[@tcvttcvt4305]

I do agree with Patrice .Women do want a man that's better than her .A woman can't ever really feel true desire for a man that they feel is below her or even on the same level as her.

[@superstraight8402]

lxefhyfty kjuty as much as I promote and want women equality... this is actually completely true.

[@superstraight8402]

Zelubriel I just want everyone to be respected and treated the same. I guess I’m more of a people empowerment promoter lol There are different kinds of women out there and I agreed with this persons statement, but I should have pointed out not ALL women feel that way. That’s just some mental hold up I have. I was trying to say I’m not a very good woman empowerment advocate because I still have this hold up in my mind. Not that I’m speaking for all women. I just believe if a woman wants to be equal to a man, she should be able to and vice versa. I would just like to see respect and equal opportunities given to EVERYONE. Not just women, not just men. I’m not sure what I’m envious of? Of men? I love being a woman and I like being “the weaker sex”. But all women don’t feel the same and they shouldn’t have to play that role if they don’t wanna. That’s all I’m saying, I’m not hardcore sjw or feminazi. I want everyone empowered.

[@jordanwillett8456]

Tayé Mitchell But girls only want equal treatment in certain situations when you treat a girl like you would treat your guy friends they get mad because they want to be treated like a lady it makes no sense you can't have both

[@jordanwillett8456]

Most of the time this is true sometimes they want a project tho like this old house they think they can get with a man and use the power of pussy to change them into what they want them to be I've seen it a few times

[@superstraight8402]

@Zelubriel So are you saying women aren't worthy of the same things men are? I can understand the example of a person working 12 hours a day and a person working 8 not deserving the same amount of compensation but I don't understand how that relates to human being, male or female, and their worthiness of life... which is what I think you are trying to say... I don't understand how you can say that women are less worthy than men? How? Why? Shouldn't everyone be given the same chances in life and if they fuck those chances up, THEN they aren't worthy anymore? The way you are talking, it seems you think we are born being undeserving of the same things men are. That's kind of sick. And as far as our "roles" in life, child rearing, that kind of mentality has made a lot of children victims of abuse and it's the reason for hellish childhoods which most of the time lead to fucked up adulthoods. A woman doesn't HAVE to have a child. Just like a man doesn't have to get a woman pregnant(You don't mention that in your argument about birth rates declining). We have the ability to get pregnant but it's not our DUTY to anyone. Just like it's not your duty to knock a woman up. I, myself, don't want a child because I don't think I would be a good mother. I'm responsible enough to know that I don't HAVE to recreate and I SHOULDN'T be put in a position to have to do something I don't feel comfortable with. And I'm not the only woman who feels this way, MANY women have no interest in raising a child so some, NOT ALL, make the mature decision not to. Why should a child have to be brought up in a home/family where it isn't wanted? When a woman knows she doesn't want a child and wouldn't be a good mom, she should still procreate by your logic, right? So let these kids grow up with an unmotherly mother that either doesn't know how to love a child or doesn't want to...That sounds cruel but that's just the truth. Some women don't feel the need to be a mother. You should have a child because you want a child, because you are ready to devote the rest of your life to him or her. Not because you owe it to anyone, including society. You'd be saving a kid a lot of pain and misery by not getting pregnant and bringing another person into this fucked up world. And as far as the population goes.. are you insane? we have WAY too many people as it is on this earth and we are only growing bigger every day. There is absolutely no population crisis. Now if you mean that the WHITE population and birthrates are decreasing, that's true. But of course white people aren't the only people that matter. Maybe in your eyes they do. I like being the "weaker sex" in a relationship but you will never convince me that ALL women should or have to share that role. Women and men should do what makes them happy. Life is too short to be worrying about what others want of you. If you want to be a feminine, motherly housewife, that should be perfectly fine just as being a hard working, independent career driven women. Men get to choose their lot in life. So should we. We aren't below you. You red pill, nut. Do you want some, pussy? Will you lighten up then?

[@ChiseledAdonis]

This is always a great listen. I'll never forget the day one of my shawty's friends said "i better be on my best behavior cause my girl is sexy & another man will swoop in & take her" i damn near SCREAMED "WHO GIVES A FUCK" & proceeded to educate her on the Patrice O'Neal standard.

[@preach8112]

I love you videos bro keep it up

[@kederabdi4978]

PATRICE WAS WRONG WHEN HE CALLED HER RELIGOUS, SHE'S NOT A RELIGOUS PERSON AT ALL EVEN IN THE BIBLE A WOMAN SUBMITS TO THE MAN IF YOU NOT FOLLOWING THE LAW TO THE T YOU NOT A REAL CHRISTIAN AND THATS FACTS...

[@kederabdi4978]

​@@preach8112 PATRICE WAS WRONG WHEN HE CALLED HER RELIGOUS, SHE'S NOT A RELIGOUS PERSON AT ALL EVEN IN THE BIBLE A WOMAN SUBMITS TO THE MAN IF YOU NOT FOLLOWING THE LAW TO THE T YOU NOT A REAL CHRISTIAN AND THATS FACTS...

[@RoLee705]

@ Keder Abdi Why...are you in all caps?

[@kederabdi4978]

@@RoLee705 UMMM.... IT'S CALLED CHOICE A LOT OF PEOPLE USE CAPS ON HERE NOT THAT UNIQUE TO POINT OUT

[@Huxtee7]

"What she gonna do Eat her phone" LOL right from the start.

[@shirpjean2453]

Nolan 😂😂

[@caseyschoenleber1760]

Fuckin gold

[@MrDeathyness]

And then he told both of them they weren’t funny

[@3ShotTGK]

Patrice never shyed away from starting shit or telling it how it is/was. Anyone remember the Lingerie Bowl girl he destroyed in 20 seconds?

[@One_of_Many750]

CrEaTrix Out of The Gate I Was Dead!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@sammysequins]

Patrice was an absolute genius of rhetoric, sad that the world doesn't even know what it lost when he passed. RIP Patreeky.

[@npc1172]

@Natasha Williams I wish he was still alive and you had a conversation with him. God would that be funny.

[@nowyukno7981]

Patrice would murder you Natasha he is so right lol woman cant handle the truth. We as women need to stop thinking we are just as good as men we are not men and not meant to be!

[@jordanharkins97]

Natasha Williams accomplished more than you did sweetheart

[@mr350znismo7]

@@nowyukno7981 I feel sorry for you.

[@nowyukno7981]

@@mr350znismo7 I dont need your sorrow if you cant understand whay im saying then i feel sorry for you!

[@utubegiant6]

Damn homie was on point. He broke her down slow and steady

[@adj4596]

And right away

[@daxmiller35]

Patrice was a damn surgeon. Could brilliantly dissect anything

[@pneumaticFrequency]

Talking over people isn't so precise, this was heated but she was basic. I dunno, not his best

[@tobymcgroby8967]

That's the problem with women like her, she's doesn't listen to understand, she just listens to respond, which is frustrating as all hell

[@elboogie2324]

That's MOST women.

[@jazzoj5]

That's most people in this day and age unfortunately

[@xavierlugo5296]

@@jazzoj5 mostly women but u right

[@dariushenry7946]

True

[@JohnDoe-fm6md]

Perfectly put

[@theroamingsavage8813]

Man went to college got the degree, makes 6 figures, bought a Porsche, developed game and resilience thru years of rejection from women, developed charisma. Woman wore a push up bra and a short skirt then took a seat at the bar🍸

[@AxelBrass]

Dave Chapelle once said something like "A woman's challenge is material. A man's challenge is a woman." From one of his stand-up specials. Forget which.

[@davidorellana27]

@@AxelBrass “Killing Them Softly” my man.

[@zachaman4458]

@Kat Rogers If we (you and i) got into a relationship or marriage, what would bring to it?, what are your skills?, how would you keep me happy? Please don't try to put the question back onto me without answering, go ahead

[@zachaman4458]

@Kat Rogers Exactly, you don't even know do you, can't answer a simple question

[@HansDester]

@Kat Rogers is not sad. It's the truth. The truth is, though, not many women do that. The fact is that they could. That's the only point that's being made. He didn't say all women do that.

[@TehSamurai]

Patrice immediately knew that Yamaneika was one of those sassy black women and called her out. She denied it and then didn't know what to do.

[@beastmasterbg]

TehSamurai negated

[@darklord220]

beastmasterbg nigated

[@mrrinkusu]

@@bluegreen9799 He said "one of those black women". Not all black women. Black women aren't a monolith.

[@april1st183]

@@bluegreen9799 because it is a subcategory and she is one of them...

[@ryanvess6162]

@@bluegreen9799 anyone can act like this, but it's mostly bigger black women.

[@wavyheat305]

Patrice gave her all headshots. Point blank range

[@yashamaga13]

With a sawed off double barrel

[@One_of_Many750]

It aint Ralph tho. With A Goddamn .50 Cal!!!

[@getoffmygrass4857]

Hell nah with every word she uttered was only gaping her mouth wider for the barrel to rest on her tongue. By the end of this verbal brawl. She had pulled the trigger only after the realization that she couldn't and wouldnt win in the first place. Patrice had merely proven his point. he was better than her.

[@hectorcastaneda4488]

True

[@angelareele858]

@@One_of_Many750 naaaaah..... Its a rocket propelled grenade, with armour piercing shells.

[@Egoliftdaily]

I first started listening to Patrice back in 2014. I can say, he changed my life for the better especially my relationship with women. I keep coming back to his videos scattered across KZbin through the years and even until now I still pick up gems of truth. Thank you, Patrice. And also much thanks to those who upload these videos.

[@mr.vibes938]

He totally predicted Yamaneika's stanup routine

[@bobbymarm9978]

God damn you Patrice for leaving us so early! We need you now more than ever. RiP. Best Patrice quote "never forget you're better than her"

[@rubensouto3996]

Bobby Marm Exactly! Best quote ive ever heard: I aint never met a bitch that’s better than me😂😂

[@moonmanvic]

Bobby Marm Totally agree, damn I wish he was still around.

[@jonathanlavis7447]

Starchildfrom 90s simp

[@JoelB3]

@Starchildfrom 90s Learned behavior. Women actually like being disrespected within a certain context, so from a man's perspective, we've found that it often benefits us to not really respect a girl we like. Counter-intuitive, yes. But also effective.

[@Prince23811]

You very disrespectful.

[@formeraxe117]

"I accepted him completely." "Little dick and all." Hmmm, something tells me you did not accept him completely lol.

[@aaaaaa-kn8bf]

Full acceptance = love Love is when you take something as it is. Even with it's flaws, you accept it, you love it.

[@formeraxe117]

@@aaaaaa-kn8bf You really did not get the context.

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

@@formeraxe117 Right right exactly fucking right. If you speak with contempt, there is contempt inside somewhere. Contempt and resentment because she compromised and was disappointed by the outcome of it all.

[@debow9739]

Right! there will be no judgement or references that are derogatory toward the person you feel great about

[@kederabdi4978]

@@aaaaaa-kn8bf PATRICE WAS WRONG WHEN HE CALLED HER RELIGOUS, SHE'S NOT A RELIGOUS PERSON AT ALL EVEN IN THE BIBLE A WOMAN SUBMITS TO THE MAN IF YOU NOT FOLLOWING THE LAW TO THE T YOU NOT A REAL CHRISTIAN AND THATS FACTS...

[@thegodinhere]

"If that was the case?..who would be stuck if guys finally figured that out ? "..lol she sounded SOOOO defeated when she said " we would "..lol..i don't think he ever lost a debate ever in his life

[@senecaureliuslocke9432]

Indeed...unapologetically logical and masculine. Rest in Power King Patrice...

[@ricardoh87]

It was his girlfriend Von who said that, not Yamaneika

[@paulcorda]

"I know love because I'm not attached to it". What a brilliant line, he was a legend. I've heard this podcast several times but have always missed that point. Now I GET it. thanks brotha, I am forever grateful to you!!!

[@danielhuelsman76]

What was it that helped make sense of that line?

[@lycheesack]

​@@danielhuelsman76 3:06

[@koppe18]

it wasn't a podcast just to clarify

[@TheNextManimal]

I remember being introduced to Patrice’s wisdom in the summer of 2019 and went on a binge for the entire summer. Now I rewatching this in the spring of 2021 and I didn’t realize how much of his ideals are burned into my subconscious. Wish he was still alive so I could thank him, rip

[@Michelle-kc8ht]

Lol

[@internetpolice1166]

Patrice is so genius. She is as typical as typical gets. She just regurgitates the same shit she has heard a million times on TV.

[@winstonwolfwhiteshoes]

exactly

[@Pengowirr]

100 & 100 equals a whole new 100. I bet she heard this on the oprah

[@icemike1]

Most people do

[@jayedevan567]

Exactly 😐😐😐

[@ricardoh87]

@@Pengowirr probably on The View

[@wizkid8205]

This should be taught in universities

[@goreds9631]

wizkid8205 You'r damn right and reverse all this cultural marxist bullshit.

[@garyphillips5510]

factz

[@jeffyboyreloaded]

its actually a masterclass in persuasive rhetoric

[@gordonm7038]

People get offended at oxygen these days. The truth is illegal son!

[@j2times2006]

Man U

[@Sincere529]

Patrice was doing the lords work!!!!

[@xcaluhbration]

Jason Jamal amen

[@diazhuguemungus8397]

PREEEEACH

[@jamesr.waltonjr.457]

HALLELUJAH!!!!

[@bob2nifty]

Jason Jamal lmfao

[@mr.theodore6489]

@@jamesr.waltonjr.457 😂😂😂😂

[@dbt4334]

Patrice is basically saying stop putting women on a pedestal. We don’t have to agree with everything they say

[@ericcooper627]

That’s right, putting them on a pedestal causes their egos to get way out of hand and as a result of it, it causes bad behavior! When I was younger I used to always wonder why do certain guys treat their girlfriends so rudely when the poor girls seem so nice! I never understand it until I got older. It didn’t start out that way most guys start out being really nice and most women start acting like they are gods gift because of it! Then you gotta put their egos in check! And before any of you women star talking shit and making comment, that was taught to me by my grandmother! She said son treat a woman like a queen but when she starts acting like a bitch, instead of a queen take it all way! Break her down to show her, I gave you the kind of treatment I was raised to give you, then you acted like a fool if you want to be a queen again get your shit straight and act right again it’s your choice!!! And that advice from my grandma NEVER FAILED me!!! But some women are so mentally fucked up, they only act right when you treat them like shit we’ll save that syndrome for another discussion!

[@jeviosoorishas181]

Lol, Yamaneika's still sick. 23:42 is where Von points out what's really at the root here, showing how well trained Patrice had her; Yamaneika's never had to understand how men think, as independent beings, she only understands men, in relation to herself. Everything she understands about men is based on how she reacts to them. That's what makes her TYPICAL, and she still is.

[@senecaureliuslocke9432]

Too much TRUTH in this statement! 💯💯💯

[@youngsplikak5867]

STILL IS. To this day

[@willia3r]

Check out Yamaneika's argument with Comic Pierre on Comedy Hype. If we didnt get it back then...well, we definitely get it now. Now we have the words to describe this insanity that these women have been infected with.

[@jakeizlove]

He's still missed.

[@estebanb7166]

He's still dead.

[@estebanb7166]

@tr900 - I'm not looking to get famous. Thanks for your concern.

[@RSD22.]

6:45 "you can't know something your attached to" PATRICE! If comedians really are modern day philosophers, Patrice O'Neal is the modern day Socrates.

[@iLawfGaming]

I can feel my brain get deprogrammed with every piece of patrice content I watch. Shit works. Keep getting and staying better my brothers.

[@martyrawdog]

He passed my brother 😢

[@iLawfGaming]

@@martyrawdog wish I had known him for more than his stand up. I had seen his comedy central presents, but didn't know he had more to offer. He really did understand women, and more importantly he knew himself as a man.

[@kederabdi4978]

PATRICE WAS WRONG WHEN HE CALLED HER RELIGOUS, SHE'S NOT A RELIGOUS PERSON AT ALL EVEN IN THE BIBLE A WOMAN SUBMITS TO THE MAN IF YOU NOT FOLLOWING THE LAW TO THE T YOU NOT A REAL CHRISTIAN AND THATS FACTS...

[@tecno8335]

@@kederabdi4978 but she tried to use religion as a point, that's why patrice called her religious.

[@kederabdi4978]

@@tecno8335 I know but I would like to think Patrice was a smart individual I would like to think that he would of mentioned to her What I've just stated in my last comment..

[@Zeek314]

22:50: “that sounds like 200% to me” Background guy: ROFL!!! Classic moment!!!

[@mastereppsreturns6586]

_"I'm mad at my girl today"_ _"Aww, why? She's gorgeous"_ Your point? Is her beauty a free pass or something? She can never do wrong cause of her gorgeousness? So, ugly women are more likely to make mistakes cause they have less looks? What the f*ck does that have to d-..ehh -_-

[@noble20xx56]

No logic man. At all. No point no meaning in her words.

[@noble20xx56]

@Romeo M Yeah basically. Which makes no sense.

[@boywonder2120]

That’s how women view looks.... if you’re ugly and have a pretty woman they expect you to bow down and thank god that she even considered you and at the same time they will forgive a cheating hot dude just because they know they might not get another hot dude again

[@ricardoh87]

Women objectify themselves at other women all day

[@3ShotTGK]

It's like the more she spoke, she was loading Patrices gun for him to use on her

[@Natef89]

Goddamn like wrangling a wild bull but he did it masterfully

[@jeviosoorishas181]

The dynamic between Von and Yamaneika to me is probably the best moment in the Black Philip Show. It shows the difference between a poorly trained woman and a well trained one.

[@carloscjr23]

Even in the way they express and the words they use. Von had a calm, concise use of words. Yamenika talked in open statements and typical emotional bs that makes no sense and it's only to try to deflect or "win" over the argument.

[@sentientdogma1206]

Von? Trained? Trained in the art of being a greedy money grubbing woman. She took $100k of Fans money with the promise of releasing a Patrice documentary. Patrice’s family knew Von was STEALING from him after he died. That’s why when she went on O&A for the “remembering Patrice” episode she talked about how they were suspicious of her. Turns out their suspicions were confirmed considering she didn’t feel there was any problem whatsoever taking 100k for nothing then selling the idea to Comedy Central which Patrice SWORE that he’d never sell his soul to some corporation. She did, she had no problem with that. She continues to use his name for more money grubbing with that benefit. That benefit that sellout Bull Burr has every year where he invites hack corporate comedians to. The only thing Von is trained at is being a company shill sellout like Bull Burr. Bill Burr even went to DISNEY and also banned Anthony Cumia from being a part of the benefit. These people have no problem pissing all over Patrice’s grave for woke-points and money. It really is despicable what they’ve become.

[@MickeysThree]

Patrice summed up her whole life in the first 30 seconds. “Your sick baby” ain’t nobody better at reading another human.

[@kederabdi4978]

PATRICE WAS WRONG WHEN HE CALLED HER RELIGOUS, SHE'S NOT A RELIGOUS PERSON AT ALL EVEN IN THE BIBLE A WOMAN SUBMITS TO THE MAN IF YOU NOT FOLLOWING THE LAW TO THE T YOU NOT A REAL CHRISTIAN AND THATS FACTS...

[@pape37]

“If you’re not perfect in every way, Jesus won’t accept you.” Wrote the guy who uses all Caps. Okay.

[@claudiasolomon1123]

@@kederabdi4978 cram it, churchie your flock's days are over..

[@kederabdi4978]

@@claudiasolomon1123 when society crumble s and all hell breaks loose we'll see what you you women can do ALL by yourselves..

[@youngsplikak5867]

And she’s STILL sick

[@johnmilton7087]

Who came here to hear her get beat up after the podcast with Stanhope?

[@drs2711]

sure did. next is nick dipaolo with stanhope

[@rickbright5885]

John Milton yep yep

[@sarac1118]

...yes sir

[@pacman6567]

John Milton exact reason why I'm here 😎

[@mr.strong376]

YEP. Stanhope is THE LEGEND.

[@ChainsTheChef888]

Man i really enjoy these Patrice talks in the morning while drinking my coffee, he gets my brain going more than the coffee does

[@TheHawk-dy4cl]

This is one of the most amazing instances of pure Patrice genius

[@mzoe12]

I keep looking for and binge watch Patrice videos. Thank you for the upload Comedy Crackhead.

[@comedycrackhead5577]

mzoe12 Thanks! Patrice was the man.

[@WiseAilbhean]

This is what happens when you are not challenged enough in the things you regurgitate. It goes back to what Patrice said in many ways but over and over, Men have several levels of responses to rejection. Women don't have that because they don't face it. Men have to sell their personality and worth as a person for a woman to say, "yes". But that is trail and error several times before you get someone or the same one to say "yes". Women don't do that, we aren't chasing men.

[@jordanchen23]

@@bluegreen9799 all that stuff even circles back to you anyways. Your preparation for a date lasts one evening. A man's prep for a date is a lifetimes worth of experience and personal growth. We gotta take all of our emotional trauma and introspection and turn it into humorous conversation material just to entertain your sorry ass, while trying to poker face through your mediocre storytelling.

[@mikehoncho5764]

@@bluegreen9799 thats a typical answer that he was talkin bout

[@pharaohavalon8566]

Skylar Green delusional ............ that’s what u are.

[@Gobackto4chan]

Skylar Green I know I’m a year late but thanks for showing how little y’all are actually ready for rejection. “Women face rejection by not getting picked.” Bullshit. Rejection is you making an offer and then getting declined. I don’t reject a Honda when I buy a Toyota, I reject a Honda when I tell the salesman “No.” You did an amazing job of showing us how little rejection you’ve actually faced with that blurb.

[@WiseAilbhean]

Skylar Green Humans are the only ones (to my knowledge) where both the male and females wear physical embellishments to seem appealing. If you are implying that female competition is passive, fine but it is certainly not the same risk that men take. Men are risk takers by nature, and they are typically practiced at it. When it comes to human behavior, I am really starting to understand the concept of ying/yang. ☯️ A man will approach 10 women and get a yes 1x. And the more approaching he does, the he risks even more rejection. A woman will be approached 100x and may say yes 1x. We aren’t designed for that type of risk. Our natural risk is carry a child and rearing it to adulthood. So when we bet, we bet BIG. We are not designed to be frivolous. As Patrice once said, his contribution to the baby making process is frivolous and entirely not painful. They can literally wasted it anywhere. Women’s contribution is miserable and not enjoyable and it’s out of our control. Nature affects our behavior. When a woman is being a risk taker, she gets applauded for attempting to be brave because it’s out of the norm and rare. And the results may not be successful. Men are less practiced at rejecting. Women are less practiced at being rejected.

[@Stoshua.81]

Patrice was a savage

[@kellyjones3466]

You have to be like that these days

[@SockMonkeyPal7]

Patrice is thinking in 4D. Real talk man. Its an amazing gift nowadays to see beneath the fluff. Everything is so coated in bullshit its hard to see whats true sometimes. This is so awesome it left me questioning my OWN mode of thinking. Legend.

[@macedaking]

“Sound like 200% to me” 😂😂😂😂

[@silentalpha2582]

Still doing the math by the end of it ! Got to 300% 😂

[@amanisilas]

That shit made me mad because he kept repeating it. Patrice didn't want to embarrass him 😂

[@adj4596]

Dante :my 💯%,her 💯%... ay Drew boogie you wanna throw a 💯% in .. Sounds like train station for yamanekia

[@LeafGreen906]

lmfaooooo

[@TheSycaman]

@@adj4596 That was one of the funniest parts of the clip.

[@KalusBane]

Damn this is good audio.

[@jollygrapefruit786]

"You know your girl got men waiting on her." "Who gives a fuck?" Legend

[@v1vaL4ZaM]

LOL Dante out here doing Math... 100%

[@dougburr4192]

I want to start a church based on his teachings.

[@MisterMoreno10457]

Doug Burr Ill go!

[@KTMICD2]

@Natasha Williams oh shit, careful of this bitch over here, she's got FEELINGS and she ain't scared to yap on about them.

[@theodoretheelder6248]

@you know- as deacon, we welcome sick sinners like you. Baptize your ass with holy water and save your soul.

[@thebatmanwhocackles2948]

Did you start this church yet? I’m interested in signing up.

[@neerudgebang2497]

I'm interested.

[@chvckhvley]

"turn her mic off again" 😂😂

[@51beak39]

Lmao! 😂😂😂

[@michaelegan5581]

Huge fan of Patrice. He was soooo far ahead of his time. It's insane how Patrice's philosophies on men and women actually line up with a ton of "pick up" philosophies. The main one highlighted in this video is...the man is the prize, not the woman. Don't chase the woman, make them chase you.

[@htxflow]

Gotdamn!!!!! His "I'm better than you" speech at 11:35 damn near had me standing up for a round of applaud

[@mg659er]

The more I know: "Lucifer had a point" I guess god wanted to humble the angels by creating a lesser being, the human. Obviously woman and men have different perspectives. And making sure both perspectives are being met and fulfilled is the key to a couple being in a progressively loving relationship. See, Patrice was a master in observing as much as possible through all perspectives. George Carlin another master and observing it all. Take pride in observing and understanding in this realm good people.

[@-Trauma.]

Iblyis was kicked out of heaven for just questioning God. He and the other angels were asked to prostrate themselves before Adam & Eve and Iblyis was like 'But I'm better than them..." and God was like: "Well, I hope you enjoyed your stay..."

[@IRON5]

Interesting perspective

[@JaySantanaofficial]

KageTrauma that’s what I’m saying , u go to heaven when u die and say “hmm I don’t like holy water wish I had some apple juice or some kool aid once in a while , god will kick u out lmao

[@RohgishSun]

Quality Comment.

[@slimmsg7]

Correct, we are the Angels test, women are ours, everyone is GODs, keeps things HONEST ...

[@sylvesterhurt447]

This was beyond insane. Broke her down to a spec of dust. LEGEND

[@moreindinginger5024]

I like this guy , first time hearing him he’s so extra lol , “hold on hold on turn off everybody’s mic “ lmao 😂

[@AxelBrass]

Oh dude. Do you want me to recommend some of his "best stuff" so to speak? For starters watch his comedy special 'Elephant in the Room'. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5XYnXqaoahpntU Enjoy

[@moreindinginger5024]

Eric Perez lol sure I’ll watch them , I’ll watch this one in the mean time

[@matthewgoodwin-cruz3438]

Just look up Patrice O’Neal opie and Anthony

[@crzxm]

She makes you have a profile picture of both of you together or are you the female?

[@matthewcoolbaugh2033]

Patrice was the best and his high pitch laugh when he was dying laughing makes me laugh every time I hear it lol

[@RogueAgent007]

I missed this one. Every now and then I find a nugget like this, just when I thought I heard it all.

[@arana001]

Lol she lost this debate once her mom named her yamaneika

[@crackleecrackle162]

Dude stanhope asked the woman a question..Patrice grills her for an hour and she loses her shit on Doug lmaoo

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

She's whack

[@kgthoughts]

I like stanhope but he was doing the most and drunk as fukk....patrice was coming at her coherently

[@silvastian]

Stanhope is not even in the same class dude

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

@Kat Rogers 2 years later...and I'm back to say that youre also whack

[@bulldogvillan]

Interesting to listen to this after hearing the Bonfire episode with Doug Stanhope.

[@brandonesters]

bulldogvillan I was going to post the same thing. That chick got royally owned by Patrice

[@danspencer1281]

I can't believe she's a comic

[@aclair9]

So she only thought she could get shitty with Doug

[@kgthoughts]

In her defense there completely different sitautions... I like stanhope but he was doing the most and drunk as fukk....patrice was coming at her coherently and straight forward w/o the micro-aggression......

[@jamesr.waltonjr.457]

@@kgthoughts oh man.... I don't understand how you're a Patrice fan and talking like an sjw. If Patrice heard you call what happened in bonfire studios a "micro aggression" he would tear your ass apart.

[@kittymariehoward5850]

I feel his loss daily. Damn, I miss Patrice. :(

[@ehidiamenebhomielen3740]

KittyMarie Howard

[@kelzpinero9293]

KittyMarie Howard

[@alpharoo2581]

KittyMarie Howard

[@mate3881]

KittyMarie Howard

[@dariushenry7946]

My new slogan .. IM BETTER THAN YOU !!! 🙃🤣😂

[@amonra07]

I. AM. BETTER. THAN. YOU. ~Patrice

[@MannyTwice]

I tweet this every morning

[@HOWBAZARY]

2024 and Yammi is still talking that crap. We need Patrice more than ever now!

[@millzlane6589]

When Patrice's woman tries to school her, I was like CHURCH!

[@kederabdi4978]

PATRICE WAS WRONG WHEN HE CALLED HER RELIGOUS, SHE'S NOT A RELIGOUS PERSON AT ALL EVEN IN THE BIBLE A WOMAN SUBMITS TO THE MAN IF YOU NOT FOLLOWING THE LAW TO THE T YOU NOT A REAL CHRISTIAN AND THATS FACTS...

[@fatsomamacheese]

My favorite part of this clip is Dante doing math "that your hundred, my hundred, and another hundred, that's 300%" Lololol

[@jordanchen23]

Hunnid

[@jackiebicboichan1674]

Yeah, he was an idiot piggy-backing off Patrice. 100/200 is equal to 50/100, so it's still fifty-fifty.

[@xotlt7999]

@@jackiebicboichan1674 dont get me wrong you’re math problem is right just not right here😂

[@jackiebicboichan1674]

@@xotlt7999 Nah, it's still right here.

[@user-ej7ss8ei2g]

@@jackiebicboichan1674 Two agents giving 100 is additive. 100+100. Though I understand intuitively what you probably mean; no matter the ratio, there will always be a divisor of 100.

[@jettturbo1496]

Here in 2020! I needed this in my system again! Salute! R.i.p the Legendary #Patrice O' Neal #2pac MakaveliThaDon #Nipsey hussle NipHussleThaGreat 🙏💙

[@Jackamono]

Miss the big man 🕺🏿

[@andybroberg7084]

I miss Patrice in the most selfish way, thinking “ there’s so much he could offered us”. One of the top ten funniest ever

[@JoRock-kj7qh]

Top 1!!!

[@scampoli25]

"I ain't afraid of you, get as mad as you want" should have been the title of his last album

[@franzsperginand113]

I stand with Stanhope

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

Dassa Besso crackle crackle

[@Whipplememartin]

Dassa Besso same!

[@DrCinnamonDick]

Blop Blop

[@Gigabomber]

damn. 50+ thumbs from a reference to a reference linked to patrice. Sweet.

[@jamesr.waltonjr.457]

@@Gigabomber at least 100 down the rabbit hole from that. Heard about it from LoS.

[@Fams57]

This was like surgery, removing the BS

[@nqabayetugwaza5335]

On God 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimcapri9178]

This video is proves Patrice a stand alone when it comes to relationships and people. He won't ever settle for bullshit. He is an under-rated genius.

[@diamondhead5432101]

After all that she says but I'm coming from my perspective. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Then he says you're sicker than the next hour of the show or something like that meaning there's no time for her we can't heal her we don't have enough time. That's right!, You're ALWAYS coming from your perspective because that's where women live, ONLY. Patrice was gifted. We can learn and understand but for us to see things and understand in REAL TIME, is almost impossible. He could see The Matrix and decode it in REAL TIME, where a lot of us can't decode it and if we can, it won't be until later after we go home and sit down and think about what happened and then it SLOWLY starts to make sense. Patrice was NEO!

[@IronBrotherhood4]

As a 30 yo man in this fucked up feminazi world, this is absolute gold. Thank you Patrice

[@user-73a]

same here nigga! lmao it sucks that these lil dudes of the 90's and 00's really had life on easy mode when it came to females aha

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

😶🤡

[@tecno8335]

2024 yamaneika hasnt learned a damn thing

[@TheGlobalForce]

Hell nah 😂

[@jwraywray3748]

And still unhappy lol…

[@thesupervisor3270]

They usually don’t. She’s the reason why I stopped watching comedy hype

[@V4Now]

"Hey, Lucifer had a point" ~ Patrice O'Neal. 🤣

[@BikingVikingHH]

“Beware the ear of a woman, for she will lend it to even the devil if it sounds sweet.”

[@JCknowsbest]

“What she gon do eat her phone?” 😂😂😂

[@ramongalbert547]

💎 if you really listen & comprehend what Patrice is saying....you will understand, if you didn't already....Thank God for Patrice.....the gift that keeps on giving.

[@muckmuckthageneral2691]

Legendary.

[@moonmanvic]

Muckmuck Thageneral Even his mediocre shit has nuggets of wisdom in it.

[@atheisticsaint5837]

God Patrice’s girl even argued like him. Thank goodness I was never on their bad side

[@augustushaynes1311]

My buddy Dave who, like Patrice, has since passed on, used to have a great line… “Show me a beautiful woman, and I’ll show you a guy who’s sick of her bullshit”.

[@bigheff517]

That wasn't his line.

[@mikejump64]

You know why I'm winning... I have NO hope!!! Well put my friend

[@notsocrates9529]

4:32 I AM DEAD LMAO RIP Girl's name; I guarantee he would be king of all media if he had controlled his oreos and birthday cake addictions.

[@ryanlueras4594]

In this day and age we need Patrice so fucking much. I would love to hear him weigh in on issues today. He is true and honest even if topic doesn't show Patrice in a good light. Patrice is a true patriot in the sense that he's not scared of the truth. Something very rare these days. RIP king

[@mr.enigma4475]

Patrice left more than enough behind for you to apply yourself and use your brain

[@ExternusArmy]

He’s a player too. He plays them so effortlessly. Damn

[@Myke4445]

The GOAT !!!!!!!!!!!

[@Growinggolfing]

Damn, Patrice was a genius. It’s bittersweet listening to him and to know what’s out there is all there is going to be

[@universalenergy2311]

I wish I would have listened to his radio podcasts. Patrice is spittin’. He was more than a comedian. This man was very wise and “in tune” with himself and the world around him. I am glad there is so much material of his out there. Watched most of his stand ups and still laugh out loud even if I have seen them, but his radio podcasts are just as relevant. I wish he was still alive.

[@elithetruth23]

Patrice wouldn’t be allowed on radios today with his philosophy 😭😭 Rip Goat 🙏🏾

[@Journalz]

Dante actually got frustrated with a woman. That's rare as fuck.

[@deadroyalty738]

Patrice was the best. Just a brilliant dude. Him breaking down Yamaneika on this is classic

[@olahfsmart3630]

25:02 Patrice is a downright genius man. How he played that out, and how he pointed out that woman wants to be the boss. They're not after honesty

[@olahfsmart3630]

I'm just I can't even say how much of a genius this man was. He got a total understanding. Which is astonishing. Because it's just total.

[@supersaiyanbino]

Patrice: I can talk myself into anything! Listening to all this footage of Patrice, this man was NOT LYING!!!

[@martingreet9169]

This Man analysis is on different level and cleared my thoughts between being man and simp.

[@DipCityDerp]

It’s 12:30am and he’s got me goin with the truth his speaking!!!

[@salvadordeleon273]

You can hear the passion in Patrice’s voice

[@odin1185]

Miss Patrice so much.

[@RegIV]

“Do you have hopes and dreams?” ... “Alright we takin calls”

[@AmazingAmazing12345]

You are now listening to a legend at work R.I.P PATRICE O'NEAL.