Patrice O'Neal - Women Took Over & We're Doomed

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@ChiseledAdonis
@ChiseledAdonis 3 жыл бұрын
The foresight by Patrice is astounding... Mans had the lens of truth all them years ago & here we are living it.
@YourLocalRussianNegro
@YourLocalRussianNegro 3 жыл бұрын
He was a prophet. He called it and this is how life is now. I wish he was still here with us.
@remylucai
@remylucai 3 жыл бұрын
Chiseled Adonis is really out here, commenting like a regular dude. Lol And seeing you here explains why I'm a fan of yours.
@xman666soad
@xman666soad 3 жыл бұрын
@@remylucai same
@ChiseledAdonis
@ChiseledAdonis 3 жыл бұрын
@@remylucai I am a regular dude, I'm no different than anybody else I just got to a couple burner accounts lol
@HusseinAbdirahman
@HusseinAbdirahman 3 жыл бұрын
He died in 2011 a year before Tinder hit the world and fked up the dating market as we know it today, studies have confirmed more than 25% of men are virgins as compared to 2008 only 8% were virgins. It basically just said what everyone already knew which is women who are the number one consumer have the advantage through more options and men have become replaceable in their eyes.
@flashkraft
@flashkraft 7 жыл бұрын
Patrice saw this coming and left this world before the hollywood apocalypse.
@CarlJacksonStudios
@CarlJacksonStudios 7 жыл бұрын
flashkraft agreed
@daviszollars3356
@daviszollars3356 7 жыл бұрын
He would have been "exposed" as a horny black man.
@barahng
@barahng 7 жыл бұрын
Love is Dope Nah he woulda just been able to play the race card. Leftists wouldn't go after him to begin with for fear of being called racist. He could just say its a digital lynching like Clarence Thomas.
@Sp1n1985
@Sp1n1985 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice was publicly warning about this since 2011
@mesfinabraham2022
@mesfinabraham2022 6 жыл бұрын
You think it just started lmao
@GX2re
@GX2re 4 жыл бұрын
If Patrice had a podcast today it would be flooded
@Royero86
@Royero86 3 жыл бұрын
only on Rumble
@thundergun933
@thundergun933 3 жыл бұрын
Unlike MySpace. Sorry that was a low blow but you walked right into it.
@Katarinarabbit
@Katarinarabbit 2 жыл бұрын
😢
@B-Rai87
@B-Rai87 2 жыл бұрын
BRUH!!!
@willashland4597
@willashland4597 Жыл бұрын
Patrice was a prophet
@thewaterwarrior9817
@thewaterwarrior9817 5 жыл бұрын
This has aged like fine wine
@salaheddinelif4304
@salaheddinelif4304 3 жыл бұрын
thats bad
@Nus134
@Nus134 3 жыл бұрын
@@salaheddinelif4304 how
@MrSh4des
@MrSh4des 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nus134 the US has collapsed. It's a banana republic.
@surfaceartstudio2497
@surfaceartstudio2497 3 жыл бұрын
And vagina like 🍞
@trollge8598
@trollge8598 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSh4des i need to know where we went wrong im still trying to figure it out
@illLucifer
@illLucifer 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy I found Patrice at 23 this guy is changing my life from the grave just with the words he left behind. Rest In Peace
@Tails7212
@Tails7212 3 жыл бұрын
I discovered him literally 2 weeks after he died, it's a strange thing
@dmvbawse4265
@dmvbawse4265 3 жыл бұрын
Been watching him my whole life I’m 30 keep watching the man is a prophet
@Manzeeland
@Manzeeland 3 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, keep holding the line!!
@CoolClientCarl
@CoolClientCarl 3 жыл бұрын
You are lucky to be so young with this advice. I'm 33 and just now recovered from a toxic relationship at 23. Just one relationship
@saygee789
@saygee789 2 жыл бұрын
I found patrice when I was 23. I just turned 23
@bigtime8924
@bigtime8924 7 жыл бұрын
This Patrice guy is on it man..... he's far more brilliant than people ever realized.....
@AerynSB
@AerynSB 6 жыл бұрын
I love how you say "this patrice guy", as if you dont know about him. And then you use past tense because you knew he was dead. Which is it man? Do you fucking know him or not?
@dlt2k7
@dlt2k7 6 жыл бұрын
Aaron Beardsley good eye
@Shinigami920
@Shinigami920 5 жыл бұрын
Black Phillip Show - You won't regret it.
@philipkinnarney9891
@philipkinnarney9891 5 жыл бұрын
@D Antonio not enough people
@Vinnytendo64
@Vinnytendo64 5 жыл бұрын
and thats why he died or was killed... either he died because he gave up on hope for the future or he was killed because he was talking about shit that certain people didnt want him talking about. we will never know.
@JakeJustIs
@JakeJustIs 7 жыл бұрын
We're losing our culture that was based on bravery and personal responsibility, and we're allowing it to be replaced by one of blame and victimhood.
@caveman357
@caveman357 7 жыл бұрын
100% agree.
@mmarco8787
@mmarco8787 7 жыл бұрын
He said, while blaming others & playing the victim.
@johnnonamegibbon3580
@johnnonamegibbon3580 7 жыл бұрын
He didn't blame anyone and wasn't a victim.
@scottwasson
@scottwasson 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Trump blames everyone for everything. Takes no responsibility for anything. And always plays the victim. "Why doesn't China like me?" "Why doesn't N korea like me?" "I really hope Putin likes me!!!"
@spittingblood
@spittingblood 6 жыл бұрын
Nations are running like the dysfunctional relationships he railed against for so long.
@TheHawk-dy4cl
@TheHawk-dy4cl 6 жыл бұрын
he's sooo ahead of his time man. He literally predicted this shit 10 years ago
@StarRing_AB
@StarRing_AB 5 жыл бұрын
@seguiriya1 educate me sir.
@Marwan-fz8nx
@Marwan-fz8nx 5 жыл бұрын
@seguiriya1 What did he say?
@PJK17
@PJK17 5 жыл бұрын
Tesla said the following in a 1924 news article: excellencereporter.com/2019/06/19/nikola-tesla-the-role-of-the-woman/amp/
@Marwan-fz8nx
@Marwan-fz8nx 5 жыл бұрын
I always thoght that man was years ahead of his time. He was a visionary.
@WarpPal
@WarpPal 4 жыл бұрын
@@PJK17 😮
@joeschmo5710
@joeschmo5710 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice has opened, enlightened and shaped my critical thinking skills when I needed it the most. Thanks, Patrice. Rest in heavan, bro.
@antoniomachado8837
@antoniomachado8837 4 жыл бұрын
Less than a month until the year 2021. Men are now praised to wear dresses, paint their nails, and put on make up. We miss you Patrice.
@lindboknifeandtool
@lindboknifeandtool 3 ай бұрын
Nobody is praising them but the leftists who use social media THAT YOU SHOULD STOP USING
@thishere7884
@thishere7884 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck it's 10x 20x times worse now since this recording. Straight up fucking 1984.
@abstractnonsense3253
@abstractnonsense3253 6 жыл бұрын
That's why Trump won and will win in 2020
@DaRealKing303
@DaRealKing303 6 жыл бұрын
It's even worse...
@datona13
@datona13 6 жыл бұрын
@@abstractnonsense3253 i SAID THE SAME THING
@WhaleofDreams
@WhaleofDreams 5 жыл бұрын
Right there Fred. Right fuckin’ there.
@Existence_Predicate
@Existence_Predicate 5 жыл бұрын
@Miles Davidson Fuck trump and the regressive identity politics driven left
@jokerman0000
@jokerman0000 6 жыл бұрын
Opie finds Ellen funny? Like i needed another reason to hate that guy.
@lomice3705
@lomice3705 5 жыл бұрын
how dare he find her funny your right we should hate him for finding her funny
@jokerman0000
@jokerman0000 5 жыл бұрын
@@lomice3705 Glad to see you agree.
@gdn7
@gdn7 5 жыл бұрын
Opie rhymes with dopey
@lindboknifeandtool
@lindboknifeandtool 3 ай бұрын
@@lomice3705it truly drops his comedic credibility to 0. Don’t play that card you know it’s ridiculous. I love Bert kreisher!
@edawg0
@edawg0 7 жыл бұрын
Daaaamn I didn't even realize that out of all the chicks I know I don't know a single one who knows how to play chess
@OurBlackFriend
@OurBlackFriend 7 жыл бұрын
What an amazing way to just call all bitches dumb lol
@lee-royyesss5093
@lee-royyesss5093 7 жыл бұрын
My ex couldn't play draughts...or chess and thought the sun went around the earth...
@Lee-tl3is
@Lee-tl3is 7 жыл бұрын
there mite be a few out there lol fathers who only had daughters maybe, but probably not something they would continue with. Chess or just intelligence is not something that will attract dick in their minds.
@srijanagrawal255
@srijanagrawal255 6 жыл бұрын
I played with my sister and she got mad when i took her queen and cried and flipped the board
@crimsondust3665
@crimsondust3665 6 жыл бұрын
I used to play Chess a lot, and this is true. Though I'd bet now that a few women take it upon themselves to learn how to play, just to spite this observation.
@davidkay7389
@davidkay7389 4 жыл бұрын
Who's here in 2020 and thinking...yep.
@padarousou
@padarousou 4 жыл бұрын
Yep...
@evanmurphy4632
@evanmurphy4632 4 жыл бұрын
Yebo
@Gods-bad-boy
@Gods-bad-boy 4 жыл бұрын
Here ✋
@abemartinez9623
@abemartinez9623 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it was made last week
@grant5941
@grant5941 4 жыл бұрын
Trump tried to take charge but its too late
@edamitep1533
@edamitep1533 2 жыл бұрын
Women make up 80% of the American consumer market spending…with that knowledge everything makes sense.
@neogamest123logic2
@neogamest123logic2 2 жыл бұрын
Which explains why the system makes excuse to reallocate wealth from men to women.
@randydandy2542
@randydandy2542 4 ай бұрын
fuck
@lindboknifeandtool
@lindboknifeandtool 3 ай бұрын
How much of that did they earn themsleves. I’d love to see that number. 1%?
@eksquisite
@eksquisite Ай бұрын
@@neogamest123logic2 you give a woman 2k$ of alimony and she's spending it all on gucci bags, that are owned by big firms, that are owned by the government
@paulcorda
@paulcorda 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Patrice was alive to see the new Gillette toxic masculinity ads, would have loved to hear his take on it.
@ishmael802
@ishmael802 5 жыл бұрын
Gillette did end up losing millions of dollars in 8 months.
@leorickt.9604
@leorickt.9604 5 жыл бұрын
@@ishmael802 awesome
@rolandoperez6612
@rolandoperez6612 5 жыл бұрын
@@ishmael802 what brand have you used to replace it?
@leorickt.9604
@leorickt.9604 5 жыл бұрын
@@rolandoperez6612 honestly Bic razors are perfectly fine ive never understood people paying way more for other brands.
@ralphrobinson2292
@ralphrobinson2292 4 жыл бұрын
@@ishmael802 Billions
@zerona
@zerona 6 жыл бұрын
2019 smh and this is more accurate then ever damn we need Patrice right now more then ever
@etf42
@etf42 6 жыл бұрын
its unbelievable how accurate this is
@inosukehashibira5511
@inosukehashibira5511 6 жыл бұрын
Agree
@inosukehashibira5511
@inosukehashibira5511 6 жыл бұрын
And that gilette commercial was no better agree brother
@pts5217
@pts5217 5 жыл бұрын
Losing Patrice is fucking painful. Without him, we’ve slithered into the Age of the Cuck. Stand up is full of beta male SJWs. Patrice just bullshitting on radio is funnier than any Netflix special.
@CarlosLopez-md1ei
@CarlosLopez-md1ei 5 жыл бұрын
Every other podcast has someone about to jump head first, only to shrivel back into there bathing suit. Its like a genre where in comedy circuit personalities tiptoe around shark infested waters, all thats offered is that fake 100 yd. stare all the hosts give that they edit out when the guest traverses a similar tangent.
@TrinidadJamesWoods
@TrinidadJamesWoods 4 жыл бұрын
It's refreshing to hear a group of men addressing some of the actual issues contributing to the downfall of our country.
@mrpower5898
@mrpower5898 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this slaps differently in 2020.. cold hard predictions
@BoostedPastime
@BoostedPastime 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@stevenjohnson243
@stevenjohnson243 3 жыл бұрын
who slapped you?
@conservativelatino5686
@conservativelatino5686 3 жыл бұрын
2021
@Ted_Sheckler
@Ted_Sheckler 3 жыл бұрын
If you're a man that uses a word like "slaps" the way you just used it...then you're part of the problem of modern "men". I bet you wear skinny jeans and listen to Drake.
@Sakufighter
@Sakufighter 7 ай бұрын
2024 and the country is cooked.
@EricAlmighty
@EricAlmighty Жыл бұрын
Out of all the “red pill” content on KZbin, Patrice’s words have resonated the best with me. He has a way of making anyone accept with views and that’s what life is about. They can push any agenda they want on us but when we want to stand on what we are, which are dogs, we are shamed. If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything!
@sergeymeshkov
@sergeymeshkov 7 жыл бұрын
Oh how I wish he was with us now
@RussTeeTrombone
@RussTeeTrombone 7 жыл бұрын
Сергей Мешков I was just saying this yesterday. I’d love to hear his perspective on metoo.
@WhipRunner
@WhipRunner 5 жыл бұрын
@@RussTeeTrombone He'd been a victim when he was not even an adult. Im saying Go-to-prison-and-get-killed- victim not kevin spacey-cant-get-a-job-in hollywood victim.
@darknightbegins85
@darknightbegins85 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm ready to be homeless again" - Lot of freedom there vs creature comfort which shackles us.
@paulcorda
@paulcorda 5 жыл бұрын
When you own your shit and have no debt then your not in shackles, but if you have debt then the shackles are on. Goal is to always be in the black, own assets and no liabilities.
@robt3407
@robt3407 5 жыл бұрын
paulcorda sometimes even owning too much shit shackles you down. We think we own our stuff but it owns us because we worry constantly about its maintenance or losing it.
@SkaterNick98
@SkaterNick98 5 жыл бұрын
Soweto MGTOW ZA So true. More luxuries more responsibilities.
@One_of_Many750
@One_of_Many750 5 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Toureilles Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems.
@joshuacolon3893
@joshuacolon3893 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulcorda shut the eff up forever, dude. Missed the whole point of what Patrice is talking about.
@AyoCapo
@AyoCapo 4 ай бұрын
It’s so crazy how old this audio is and how on point it is in 2024 it’s like they predicted it mane if only Patrice was here to witness how it’s all unfolding
@EricAlmighty
@EricAlmighty Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how relevant these topics are. It’s like they recorded this yesterday and Patrice has been gone for 12 years. RIP 🤟🏾
@normalguycap
@normalguycap Жыл бұрын
Political cartoons have been saying these things since the 1800s.
@bamm86
@bamm86 6 жыл бұрын
Anybody else hear Patrice say “niggalodeon”? Lol
@patana256
@patana256 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao just read this as he said it
@lindboknifeandtool
@lindboknifeandtool 3 ай бұрын
He also says swartzanigga
@umarkamali2249
@umarkamali2249 3 ай бұрын
6:07 very clearly
@MarkGormlyIsHung
@MarkGormlyIsHung 7 жыл бұрын
Patrice is a genius
@muskduh
@muskduh 7 жыл бұрын
you know, I know it, everybody knows it
@icegangsta5161
@icegangsta5161 2 жыл бұрын
@@muskduh True 😂
@TheGrowlingAraknid
@TheGrowlingAraknid 4 жыл бұрын
This makes me sad. Not because it offends me because I am a woman but because women cried about not being equal and now they won't see men as equals. Everything a man does is wrong and everything a woman does is right. Which isn't equality, it's messed up.
@rhinousprotected4347
@rhinousprotected4347 3 жыл бұрын
Who is gonna save us now???
@jimreimers4213
@jimreimers4213 3 жыл бұрын
It will destroy our country. It seems irreversible at this point.
@jamesbond8348
@jamesbond8348 3 жыл бұрын
It's destroying the country slowly but surely
@JeffCaplan313
@JeffCaplan313 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhinousprotected4347 Jesus saves.
@rhinousprotected4347
@rhinousprotected4347 3 жыл бұрын
@@JeffCaplan313 amen to that 👍
@qave
@qave 5 жыл бұрын
Whose here in 2020
@jessemathes5126
@jessemathes5126 4 жыл бұрын
Yo.
@anthonyrobinson7715
@anthonyrobinson7715 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, every body is coming back to this now
@tiagopacheco4654
@tiagopacheco4654 4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyrobinson7715 that's what happens when everything goes to shit. We go back to the good things
@ceepinit100
@ceepinit100 4 жыл бұрын
Re-listen to the Black Phillip show whenever you need to hear the words of the Prophet.
@CeluiEtSeul
@CeluiEtSeul 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I'm 2030, How you're still in 2020. btw most of ya'll are fucked
@RashadChalmers
@RashadChalmers 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'Neal called out Ellen's fate 10 years ago, now look what she's going through!!!!! #EllenCancelled #2020
@bishalshrestha1422
@bishalshrestha1422 3 жыл бұрын
What is she going through enlighten me
@shinybeast8946
@shinybeast8946 3 жыл бұрын
@@bishalshrestha1422 Didn't you see the link?
@AHighlander
@AHighlander 7 ай бұрын
It’s beautiful.
@Y0uKnoWh0
@Y0uKnoWh0 7 жыл бұрын
Its absolutely crazy how on point these guys were about today so many years ago.
@Blood0cean
@Blood0cean 5 жыл бұрын
"These guys?" U mean patrice
@dezznutz3743
@dezznutz3743 4 жыл бұрын
@@Blood0cean and Anthony
@smartchip
@smartchip 7 жыл бұрын
This is how rome and others were destroyed, women, samson and Delilah, was there for a reason, ancient men up until 120 years ago, knew woman's nature, hypergamy and war brides for example,
@anduin1
@anduin1 5 жыл бұрын
Rome fell apart because of religion and bureaucratic bloat and nepotism and corruption where they became so soft that when the Germanic tribes came from the north they couldn’t resist them and Rome was SACKED.
@VegetoStevieD
@VegetoStevieD 5 жыл бұрын
Which of you was there? Y'all are just reading shit from other people that don't actually know.
@Ocean_Man
@Ocean_Man 5 жыл бұрын
@Dan Trebune for real, this comment section got me questioning humanity
@KingClickMusic
@KingClickMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@Dan Trebune It’s actually common dialect in a lot of areas, “yin’s” and “y’all” are valid terms. You tried.
@KingClickMusic
@KingClickMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@Dan Trebune I’m from where all my family and friends say y’all, I didn’t appropriate anything.
@HackermanRizz
@HackermanRizz 7 жыл бұрын
Opie watches the view religously and reads tabloids. He IS the hole of the show
@DanXJ19
@DanXJ19 6 жыл бұрын
Hackerman and he eats cereal for women.
@muchocharddinero2056
@muchocharddinero2056 6 жыл бұрын
He even eventually grew titties.
@AHighlander
@AHighlander 6 жыл бұрын
Reads the tabloids because they're "pretty accurate", no less. JFC.
@eazy8544
@eazy8544 6 жыл бұрын
He STINKS
@DaniboyBR2
@DaniboyBR2 5 жыл бұрын
Opie found Ellen funny, why doesn't it surprise me, he's as funny as her.
@Elcarnalito420
@Elcarnalito420 5 жыл бұрын
She’s witty at best.
@gavinsaint2224
@gavinsaint2224 4 жыл бұрын
Shit he damn near LOOKS like her
@czos9239
@czos9239 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get the b-show comment at all. And I like b-movies. Ellen and the view are WtF is this?
@edub9930
@edub9930 3 жыл бұрын
Can't stand those two. Only here for Patrice
@TheLilRocker2005
@TheLilRocker2005 5 жыл бұрын
Sad to think that Patrice called all this shit years ago, just like Carlin did!
@kingcassius2586
@kingcassius2586 5 ай бұрын
Ever notice how this woke shit didn't really gain steam until they passed away?
@jakeizlove
@jakeizlove 7 жыл бұрын
Patrice should have taken better care of himself.
@mrjooxmanallah
@mrjooxmanallah 7 жыл бұрын
jakeizlove I think he was doing the best he could but his problems weren’t diagnosed properly. I’m a big, black man and I discovered I had sleep apnea by accident. No fucking Dr could tell me. A lady I happened to work with overheard me discussing my symptoms did. Sleep apnea throws your whole body out of wack: blood sugar, blood pressure, sex drive, pain management, concentration etc. I have a thick throat and a thick tongue. Losing weight won’t fix that obstruction. Surgery might but he probably didn’t know.
@jakeizlove
@jakeizlove 7 жыл бұрын
With all love and respect: Diabetes has been around for a while and despite routinely giving advice on taking responsibility for shit he couldn't ever choose health over Twinkies. He discussed it once on the radio. I don't believe his genius will ever be fully appreciated.
@sobc2737
@sobc2737 6 жыл бұрын
He had dark demons
@jeffsedam9827
@jeffsedam9827 6 жыл бұрын
Diabetes is a hard thing to have.
@calviincalifornia4048
@calviincalifornia4048 6 жыл бұрын
after 100 years everyone dies so why bother..
@Grochlink
@Grochlink 4 жыл бұрын
Listening to this again in 2020 is scary. Patrice saw this coming years ago. I'm almost glad he didn't live long enough to see how bad it became.
@thunderhammer1937
@thunderhammer1937 4 ай бұрын
It’s now the end of 2024 and this was a crystal ball into the future
@neosho3953
@neosho3953 7 ай бұрын
2024... Patrice nailed it
@mattholden2517
@mattholden2517 7 жыл бұрын
Man I really wish Patrice was alive to hear about this Louie mess
@FranPander
@FranPander 7 жыл бұрын
Tickle tickle I see you amen dude.. i said hed tell louie to say “fuck it! Yes, i did it, and thats how i get chicks and it usually works and it didnt!”
@barahng
@barahng 7 жыл бұрын
I wish he was alive to comment on so much shit. Trump, BLM, antifa, NFL, too many things to name.
@E101ification
@E101ification 5 жыл бұрын
@@barahng And now Liam Neeson and Jussie Smollet.
@rm9308
@rm9308 5 жыл бұрын
And now Area 51 harumph.
@GE0attack
@GE0attack 9 ай бұрын
Loui talked about him masturbating when he was 12 and the girl stood and raised her hands he saw her bra panty straps live on the radio.
@itsyoure9802
@itsyoure9802 3 жыл бұрын
I’m here from 2021 where tik Tok is a thing and now all people ever do is dance in front of a camera. I wish this show was still going on
@braciyee8490
@braciyee8490 3 жыл бұрын
It’s all gone to shiet
@rodsmith3746
@rodsmith3746 3 жыл бұрын
damn bro we need him now
@AHighlander
@AHighlander 7 ай бұрын
2024 and it’s no much better.
@rrmond
@rrmond 5 жыл бұрын
Opie is like a pop-up ad you can't skip. You just have to wait out the 30 sec in order to get back to what you really want. Also can you imagine The Ant and Patrice podcast we never got.
@AHighlander
@AHighlander 7 ай бұрын
Try @NO&A Radio if you haven’t yet. Sublime editing.
@Oak__
@Oak__ 4 жыл бұрын
it’s a blessing to have these archives to listen to now
@massimo7219
@massimo7219 4 жыл бұрын
My uncle Franco used to say, never trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives.
@richardpatrick2915
@richardpatrick2915 3 жыл бұрын
Wise words
@DavidLoveOfficial
@DavidLoveOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SamLamsTop10Thankyoueveryone
@SamLamsTop10Thankyoueveryone 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that’s hilarious
@IsisGoddessAset
@IsisGoddessAset 3 жыл бұрын
5 days to be exact 😂
@springfresh4344
@springfresh4344 3 жыл бұрын
3 days 😘
@hieronymusbosch8817
@hieronymusbosch8817 6 жыл бұрын
oof that chess joke made me reevaluate some things
@andrewforte3852
@andrewforte3852 5 жыл бұрын
That's true when have you scene women play chest or for matter checkers.
@robt3407
@robt3407 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Forte they sure play with their chest everyday. 😉
@andrewforte3852
@andrewforte3852 5 жыл бұрын
@@robt3407 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@Prince.Mykal.Vision
@Prince.Mykal.Vision 4 жыл бұрын
I know women who "play" chess. But I don't know any that can beat me at it without me letting them win.
@AHighlander
@AHighlander 7 ай бұрын
@@andrewforte3852Tito Ortiz? That you?;)
@richardmarino9706
@richardmarino9706 5 жыл бұрын
The funniest is when they try to use Kimmel as representation for men he's the man in woman
@6a1aRZA
@6a1aRZA 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah Sarah Silverman used a strap-on! 🤣 said he was a “dumb asshole!”
@charleswalter2902
@charleswalter2902 3 жыл бұрын
This man got it right, I'm surprised this video is still posted.
@Twisted_utopia
@Twisted_utopia 5 жыл бұрын
Just found Patrice. I'm almost 40, and I've heard of Patrice O'Neal sporadically on rogan or some other comedians podcast and never watched any of his stuff. So glad I decided to check him out, dude is gold.
@gammasmash1924
@gammasmash1924 5 жыл бұрын
Enjoy, there's A LOT of material on KZbin. "Elephant in the Room" is pure stand up comedy gold. His radio show, The Black Phillip Show highlights Patrice's brilliant take on the male/female dynamic and he appeared many times on the show Tough Crowd alongside some other great comedians. I'm actually a little jealous. I have such fond memories of tracking down more of Patrice's stuff.
@Twisted_utopia
@Twisted_utopia 5 жыл бұрын
@@gammasmash1924 bro if you can recommend things you find remarkably interesting, please inbox me or comment them. Patrice is on point.
@gammasmash1924
@gammasmash1924 5 жыл бұрын
@@Twisted_utopia Elephant in the Room is a great place to start. Like you, I'd heard of Patrice sporadically over the years, remembered seeing him here and there, but never really paid attention, until I saw Elephant in the Room. I was blown away by it. Unfortunately, Patrice died just a few months later. I often wonder what his take on current events would be.
@Twisted_utopia
@Twisted_utopia 5 жыл бұрын
@@gammasmash1924 hell yea bro thx. Pretty much guarantee he would say these dizzy bitches are ruining the world lol 😂
@mateo77ish
@mateo77ish 5 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Opie’s voice I do a Patrice style “Ugggh.”
@cookt8
@cookt8 6 жыл бұрын
All any man has to do is be accountable to his children and live the example that no one else can. That simple. All the other shit is just noise.
@johnalvarez3604
@johnalvarez3604 4 жыл бұрын
all any woman has to do is find a man to dump her responsibilities onto
@Runescape99
@Runescape99 4 жыл бұрын
Were not talking about broke nyygas were talking about female toxicity. Try raising your kids when they get taken from you because your exwife wanted some dick on the side. She then is the victim and wins in court because fuck logic. Now what? You gonna live the example of what? Fucking kids don't know shit.
@markfindlay8636
@markfindlay8636 6 жыл бұрын
I played chess with a girl once , on paper she was smarter than me! I told her always protect your Queen or the game is really up! She lost it pretty quickly then went in a huff with me! My chess game is poor, but was amazed how quickly I won. Forward thinking was not her strong point.
@Sociallydetached
@Sociallydetached 5 жыл бұрын
mark findlay woman only think in reverse. That’s why they are overly emotional
@ishmael802
@ishmael802 5 жыл бұрын
Well maybe it was her first game.
@ThisisFerrariKhan
@ThisisFerrariKhan 5 жыл бұрын
mark findlay emotional thinking is a woman’s strongpoint. It’s great for their selfish ass survival tactics but terrible for society as a whole.
@mayanking339
@mayanking339 3 жыл бұрын
Women think in the moment
@suppertimesims
@suppertimesims 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sociallydetached I was in a chess club in college pre COVID and it was fun, I even helped my boyfriend get into it more. They're out there I knew some other women who played too they were good.
@wgsuperstar7730
@wgsuperstar7730 6 жыл бұрын
If thinking that women are not funny, emotionally irrational and less intelligent than men makes me a sexist, then dammit I'm a sexist!
@Blood0cean
@Blood0cean 5 жыл бұрын
Nature is sexist
@lomice3705
@lomice3705 5 жыл бұрын
yes you are
@erawwwww
@erawwwww 5 жыл бұрын
Off the top of my head I can't even think of 1 female philosopher and female stand up comedian
@4Mikes4Mindset4
@4Mikes4Mindset4 5 жыл бұрын
@velveteyes79 yes, you are moronic
@titaniumwolf2
@titaniumwolf2 5 жыл бұрын
@velveteyes79 NoT AlL...
@samtraygis1337
@samtraygis1337 2 жыл бұрын
And fast forward to 2022 ... They were fucking spot on.... But listening to Patrice ignites something inside me as a man idk how to explain it but it actually helps my self esteem lol.
@Lightbulb909
@Lightbulb909 4 жыл бұрын
Now imagine if Patrice saw the rise of SJWs in 2014-2015. He would make specials dedicated just to them.
@mandu6665
@mandu6665 3 ай бұрын
And it would have been as hacky as Dave Chappelle is with his multiple specials obsessing over trans people lol.
@worldwidepaulie
@worldwidepaulie 7 жыл бұрын
In america your male estrogen levels are way higher than in the 50s. Look up plastics/BPAs effect on estrogen and also the effect of the pill on mate choice (at ovulation, women prefer masculine men, but all other times they dont).
@trahouston
@trahouston 5 жыл бұрын
I did look it up; this is an under rated comment. www.npr.org/2011/03/02/134196209/study-most-plastics-leach-hormone-like-chemicals
@djedirashakim6883
@djedirashakim6883 5 жыл бұрын
Big facts stated here. Endocrine disruptors are the smoking guns that not enough people are talking about. In addition to BPA's, there is aztrizine a pesticide that is banned in Europe, but is still used in America. Most water ways and land here is contaminated with it. Furthermore here in Chicago our tap water has at least 10 different hormone disruptors in it.
@djedirashakim6883
@djedirashakim6883 5 жыл бұрын
In addition I believe that the whole people are born Gay is a cover up for all of the companies, government and corporations that have exposed the masses to these sex altering chemicals.
@malachir2418
@malachir2418 4 жыл бұрын
Or maybe that dudes these days would rather sit at home with their video games, computer pornography instead of getting outside staying active and healthy and not eating trash every day.
@zaccrisp9988
@zaccrisp9988 3 жыл бұрын
@@malachir2418 it goes both ways, we behave poorly and our hormones get fucked up, but our hormones were fucked from the beginning from all these chemicals. It's an attack from all sides, not necessarily purposeful, but an attack all the same
@SirHC2077
@SirHC2077 7 жыл бұрын
Lmfao they don’t like that we’re stronger and play chess
@jmlkhan5153
@jmlkhan5153 4 жыл бұрын
Our existence makes them feel inferior by comparison.
@Runescape99
@Runescape99 4 жыл бұрын
@@jmlkhan5153 good
@jmlkhan5153
@jmlkhan5153 4 жыл бұрын
@@Runescape99 well but like self-evidently not, though. it's not a good thing that they feel inferior. it's the cause of our conflicts.
@lisamari941
@lisamari941 3 жыл бұрын
@@jmlkhan5153 lmao clearly youre the cause of your own conflict, you all sound like a bunch of weird incels in these comments. Lighten up ladies.
@jmlkhan5153
@jmlkhan5153 3 жыл бұрын
@@lisamari941 a perfect example of your inability to feel peacably inferior.
@ZBR_ProXP
@ZBR_ProXP 4 жыл бұрын
Al Bundy was like the only guy on TV who acted like a real man
@WalkingWallet
@WalkingWallet 2 жыл бұрын
🎯🎯
@JEEDUHCHRI
@JEEDUHCHRI Жыл бұрын
Al tried to tell us. #NOMA’AM
@ricocheteraw90sthebestdecade
@ricocheteraw90sthebestdecade Жыл бұрын
And Cosby
@neverbeganforme
@neverbeganforme 9 ай бұрын
@@ricocheteraw90sthebestdecadeSolider Boy: The Cos😏… now that was a real man. - The Boys
@fanzareli88
@fanzareli88 7 ай бұрын
hooters hooters yum yum yum
@drunkboxer82thehon31
@drunkboxer82thehon31 Жыл бұрын
Patrice was the goat at comedy imo. The reason is because how perceptive he was in understanding people in general, but woman in specific. That's why his content about relationships was so funny and profound. It stands the test of time. Black Philip ladies and gentlemen.
@Generik_
@Generik_ 5 ай бұрын
Patrice’s words still hitting home for me. I’d probably do better being homeless again, with this world circling the drain.
@outlawgordee
@outlawgordee 4 жыл бұрын
My wife is Central Asian. She takes pride in being a stay at home wife, and mother. She fully understands the protector/nurturer role of a healthy relationship. Cooks, cleans, sex on demand. She's truly an angel. Oh..and avid chess player. These American women are long gone. They will be begging for a strong man, when the pinkos take over for good.
@StratumPress
@StratumPress 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, there's not enough women like your wife in America left.
@suppertimesims
@suppertimesims 3 жыл бұрын
I was in a chess club in college pre COVID and it was fun, I even helped my boyfriend get into it more. They're out there I knew some other women who played too they were good.
@AbtinX
@AbtinX 3 жыл бұрын
It sounds like you married your slave. I don't get that shit at all. Maybe because I'm a pinko.
@jehoshualewis2525
@jehoshualewis2525 3 жыл бұрын
@@AbtinX sounds like you have no clue
@monstermachine7092
@monstermachine7092 3 жыл бұрын
@@AbtinX oh please, you'd marry your slave just as well as long as he religiously does what you say and buy you shit.
@jimmyolsenblues
@jimmyolsenblues 5 жыл бұрын
We lost as a culture when Patrice passed away. We are less as a society without him.
@boardmike82
@boardmike82 6 жыл бұрын
We need patrice more then ever now
@bhall2323
@bhall2323 6 ай бұрын
We need Patrice now more than ever
@Ubserd305MC
@Ubserd305MC 7 ай бұрын
This is fascinating. It's like their having this conversation today in 2024
@blinkybill2198
@blinkybill2198 4 жыл бұрын
I wish Patrice could have been here to give us a rundown of the collapse.
@hebrewsfl
@hebrewsfl 7 жыл бұрын
The picture of Bill Collector! 😂😂😂 he got da burner.
@DaRealKing303
@DaRealKing303 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha ur name!
@bropru9137
@bropru9137 5 жыл бұрын
Weave Crew lmao I was wondering if anyone noticed that
@lastlvl
@lastlvl 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO random af
@milicevicgospodin
@milicevicgospodin 4 жыл бұрын
I was literally scrolling just to see if someone mentioned it. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar 🎩
@hebrewkazu
@hebrewkazu 7 жыл бұрын
This broadcast was so real ! 💯
@charlesiacona5986
@charlesiacona5986 7 жыл бұрын
Last 45 seconds is why i love patrice oneal. RIP
@MrAhor18
@MrAhor18 4 жыл бұрын
This video got weirdly accurate really fast
@SparkableGlow
@SparkableGlow 3 жыл бұрын
This shit has been happening for a very long time, decades in the making. However, just now it has been getting exposed to everyone. We are all finally waking up and seeing what has been happening under our noses.
@jamesbond8348
@jamesbond8348 3 жыл бұрын
Yeh it's been like this since the 60's. It's 100% worse now.
@JEGHETTO
@JEGHETTO 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching these old videos. They called out exactly what’s happening now.
@executiveincentives2
@executiveincentives2 4 жыл бұрын
If there was a place for men like Patrice in today's society he'd still be here. Rest in place big homie..You were way too real and ahead of your time. Patrice was red pill before the term even existed.. The last of a dying breed.
@hlf_coder6272
@hlf_coder6272 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, he’s right. I’ve never met a woman that knows how to play chess. I’ve never thought about it before, but damned if he isn’t right
@DisposableSupervillainHenchman
@DisposableSupervillainHenchman 3 жыл бұрын
Too many women only do the bare minimum just to *seem* interesting. If they happen to learn chess, it’s likely so they will appeal to a certain guy. Whereas a man will learn chess so he can know how to play the game for its own sake.
@suppertimesims
@suppertimesims 3 жыл бұрын
@@DisposableSupervillainHenchman I was in a chess club in college pre COVID and it was fun, I even helped my boyfriend get into it more. They're out there I knew some other women who played too they were good.
@averyt6521
@averyt6521 3 жыл бұрын
@@suppertimesims 5 percent play out entire planet
@paperbagchronicles2943
@paperbagchronicles2943 3 жыл бұрын
Ex wife to this day arguing with me over which piece is the Jung or the queen...and I showed her pictures.
@ArthursJoke
@ArthursJoke 7 ай бұрын
​@@DisposableSupervillainHenchmanYou not getting hugged enough is what lead us here
@taharqa332
@taharqa332 4 жыл бұрын
And now....the truth about Ellen is coming out.
@michaelford1124
@michaelford1124 4 жыл бұрын
No pun intended 🤣🤣🤣
@HustlasFigureItOut
@HustlasFigureItOut 5 жыл бұрын
Any KZbin video with Patrice can be studied. Grab a pen and a notepad and take notes boys. This man was a prophet. RIP!
@calebhebert650
@calebhebert650 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else here after the controversy with Ellen in 2020........
@edwinmannaandthelearningch4450
@edwinmannaandthelearningch4450 7 жыл бұрын
If u not a male with male energy this doesn't bother u
@wsjacksonjr
@wsjacksonjr 5 жыл бұрын
Women spend 80% of the money in the USA. TV is about selling things since women spend all the money everything is geared towards them
@atavi7322
@atavi7322 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Jacksonshow correct
@thundergun933
@thundergun933 4 жыл бұрын
80 percent is believable. What's the source?
@wsjacksonjr
@wsjacksonjr 4 жыл бұрын
@@thundergun933 Some speaker was bragging in a marketing seminar that women make 80% of purchasing decisions, I forget exactly where, it would be a tough stat to find
@thundergun933
@thundergun933 4 жыл бұрын
@@wsjacksonjr yea I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was 85%. We need to get into the anti aging cream biz and we'll sell "fertility" meteors which will actually be brown bombers like in Joe Dirt. We'd be rich.
@thundergun933
@thundergun933 4 жыл бұрын
@@wsjacksonjr sell Chad's and Tyrones body spray with made up scents. Fire ball, faster furiouser, W Mart Cart, commancho man, Call it pike body spray.
@ShLLz
@ShLLz 7 жыл бұрын
RIP Patrice! A brilliant man!
@loreaigaprime9096
@loreaigaprime9096 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh if this conversation happens today, I swear it would be the most funniest shit ever
@r.a.godson7709
@r.a.godson7709 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, this would be considered hate speech today. No one would have a job after saying all this stuff.
@joe99173122
@joe99173122 4 жыл бұрын
8:31 - "Now women can just sit around and just chill. And just relax, and sit on the toilet and pee and bleed for no reason every month." The combination of Patrice's prophesy and the image of the "Sex And The City" protagonists toasting each other was perfect. In particular that part about "bleeding for no reason"... how many women do you know get to their mid to late 30s, are childless, have nothing going on in their life except their pet "fur babies", and are desperately looking into freezing whatever withered raisin eggs are left in their ovaries, realising too late that they're running out of time - and now maternal instict is taking over, and they try to bend science and nature to force maternity at all costs. I wonder if they look back at all those months they "[bled] for no reason", and lament the fact that they allowed men to effectively use them as urostomy bags for their wasted seed. - Note: I'm blaming men and women for this breakdown in families equally, here. Myself included.
@crishaunthedon
@crishaunthedon 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice really was a prophet
@kougakush677
@kougakush677 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice was ahead of his time by decades
@tharpporter
@tharpporter 5 жыл бұрын
When Patrice died that was it and now People finally felt my pain when Kobe passed
@VengefulPolititron
@VengefulPolititron 3 жыл бұрын
that's the point
@PhoenixPrime396
@PhoenixPrime396 5 ай бұрын
Some people have a higher level of awareness, intuition, foresight, etc......Patrice was special
@biobelewilliam-west1310
@biobelewilliam-west1310 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice O’Neal....... Forefathers of the RED PILL
@eleazarsalcedo1140
@eleazarsalcedo1140 2 жыл бұрын
Love this take he was so ahead of us, he saw the future when the whole world blind.
@alexandercervantes8235
@alexandercervantes8235 2 жыл бұрын
Yup
4 ай бұрын
can you imagine Patrice talking about Trump vs Harris.
@marcob2137
@marcob2137 4 ай бұрын
He would hate Trump. Patrice hated liars.
@MedranoHijo
@MedranoHijo 23 күн бұрын
That alone is would be a hr ½ special.
@osseyf.4120
@osseyf.4120 3 жыл бұрын
I miss open, honest and candid conversations like this
@TheGreaterFader
@TheGreaterFader 3 жыл бұрын
The accuracy of this is jaw dropping. Wow
@rosgill6
@rosgill6 9 ай бұрын
Patrice the prophet
@1lifestyle112
@1lifestyle112 7 жыл бұрын
know patrice is doing backflips in his grave over the pc/feminist shit thats goin on now smh
@TheBlackdragon936
@TheBlackdragon936 7 жыл бұрын
He is loving watching them meltdown from Trump.
@muskduh
@muskduh 7 жыл бұрын
absolutely spinning in his grave.
@osirismalik1871
@osirismalik1871 7 жыл бұрын
lmaoooooo my nigga got bill collector pic with the burnr!!! 3:20
@jeremywright8612
@jeremywright8612 3 жыл бұрын
The world needs Patrice now more than ever! Rip
@TheSergio1021
@TheSergio1021 3 жыл бұрын
"It aint like they dont got workers" As a Mexican, this fucking killed me dude lol
@TheMediaMakerYT
@TheMediaMakerYT 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice sounds like he was a really cool dude to hang with.
@noblepolygon8694
@noblepolygon8694 3 жыл бұрын
It's hard to be black and an individual. Truer words were never spoken.
@mruntamed9635
@mruntamed9635 3 жыл бұрын
Facts man we get demonized for our actions.fuck it I can't let this society take my manhood away
@Soundeagle3456
@Soundeagle3456 8 ай бұрын
@@mruntamed9635 i think its worse now then before, at least before black people had manhood in the families and communities, thats gone.
@FATMANSCOOP88
@FATMANSCOOP88 7 жыл бұрын
Rip Patrice miss you big homie
@dorpth
@dorpth 5 жыл бұрын
Does Opie intentionally have the worst taste in everything? He thinks Ellen is funny, but Ghostbusters & Back to the Future are terrible. Didn't he at one point claim to liking Nickelback and Coldplay?
@dmvbawse4265
@dmvbawse4265 3 жыл бұрын
You are so right
@nyjets2428
@nyjets2428 4 жыл бұрын
Today’s world needs Patrice
@MrJoebn3
@MrJoebn3 5 ай бұрын
Patrice and Kevin Samuels....learned so much..better late then never.
@otisoj1
@otisoj1 4 ай бұрын
Than*
@masamune28954
@masamune28954 5 жыл бұрын
Scary how accurate this is especially the last 5 minutes. We should of listened.
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