Patrice O'Neal - Women Took Over & We're Doomed

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Comedy Crackhead

Күн бұрын

Patrice O'Neal in studio, with a prophetic analysis about the direction of television, Hollywood and this country as a whole. He discusses various topics with the central theme that women took over and we're doomed.

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@ChiseledAdonis
@ChiseledAdonis 3 жыл бұрын
The foresight by Patrice is astounding... Mans had the lens of truth all them years ago & here we are living it.
@YourLocalRussianNegro
@YourLocalRussianNegro 3 жыл бұрын
He was a prophet. He called it and this is how life is now. I wish he was still here with us.
@remylucai
@remylucai 3 жыл бұрын
Chiseled Adonis is really out here, commenting like a regular dude. Lol And seeing you here explains why I'm a fan of yours.
@xman666soad
@xman666soad 3 жыл бұрын
@@remylucai same
@ChiseledAdonis
@ChiseledAdonis 3 жыл бұрын
@@remylucai I am a regular dude, I'm no different than anybody else I just got to a couple burner accounts lol
@HusseinAbdirahman
@HusseinAbdirahman 3 жыл бұрын
He died in 2011 a year before Tinder hit the world and fked up the dating market as we know it today, studies have confirmed more than 25% of men are virgins as compared to 2008 only 8% were virgins. It basically just said what everyone already knew which is women who are the number one consumer have the advantage through more options and men have become replaceable in their eyes.
@flashkraft
@flashkraft 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice saw this coming and left this world before the hollywood apocalypse.
@CarlJacksonStudios
@CarlJacksonStudios 6 жыл бұрын
flashkraft agreed
@daviszollars3356
@daviszollars3356 6 жыл бұрын
He would have been "exposed" as a horny black man.
@barahng
@barahng 6 жыл бұрын
Love is Dope Nah he woulda just been able to play the race card. Leftists wouldn't go after him to begin with for fear of being called racist. He could just say its a digital lynching like Clarence Thomas.
@Sp1n1985
@Sp1n1985 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice was publicly warning about this since 2011
@mesfinabraham2022
@mesfinabraham2022 5 жыл бұрын
You think it just started lmao
@GX2re
@GX2re 4 жыл бұрын
If Patrice had a podcast today it would be flooded
@Royero86
@Royero86 3 жыл бұрын
only on Rumble
@thundergun933
@thundergun933 3 жыл бұрын
Unlike MySpace. Sorry that was a low blow but you walked right into it.
@Katarinarabbit
@Katarinarabbit 2 жыл бұрын
😢
@B-Rai87
@B-Rai87 2 жыл бұрын
BRUH!!!
@willashland4597
@willashland4597 Жыл бұрын
Patrice was a prophet
@edamitep1533
@edamitep1533 2 жыл бұрын
Women make up 80% of the American consumer market spending…with that knowledge everything makes sense.
@neogamest123logic2
@neogamest123logic2 Жыл бұрын
Which explains why the system makes excuse to reallocate wealth from men to women.
@randydandy2542
@randydandy2542 19 күн бұрын
fuck
@davidkay7389
@davidkay7389 4 жыл бұрын
Who's here in 2020 and thinking...yep.
@padarousou
@padarousou 4 жыл бұрын
Yep...
@evanmurphy4632
@evanmurphy4632 4 жыл бұрын
Yebo
@Gods-bad-boy
@Gods-bad-boy 4 жыл бұрын
Here ✋
@abemartinez9623
@abemartinez9623 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it was made last week
@grant5941
@grant5941 4 жыл бұрын
Trump tried to take charge but its too late
@bigtime8924
@bigtime8924 6 жыл бұрын
This Patrice guy is on it man..... he's far more brilliant than people ever realized.....
@aaronbeardsley3261
@aaronbeardsley3261 5 жыл бұрын
I love how you say "this patrice guy", as if you dont know about him. And then you use past tense because you knew he was dead. Which is it man? Do you fucking know him or not?
@dlt2k7
@dlt2k7 5 жыл бұрын
Aaron Beardsley good eye
@Shinigami920
@Shinigami920 5 жыл бұрын
Black Phillip Show - You won't regret it.
@philipkinnarney9891
@philipkinnarney9891 5 жыл бұрын
@D Antonio not enough people
@plewtz80
@plewtz80 5 жыл бұрын
and thats why he died or was killed... either he died because he gave up on hope for the future or he was killed because he was talking about shit that certain people didnt want him talking about. we will never know.
@TheHawk-dy4cl
@TheHawk-dy4cl 5 жыл бұрын
he's sooo ahead of his time man. He literally predicted this shit 10 years ago
@rakimmartinez2557
@rakimmartinez2557 4 жыл бұрын
@seguiriya1 educate me sir.
@Marwan-fz8nx
@Marwan-fz8nx 4 жыл бұрын
@seguiriya1 What did he say?
@PJK17
@PJK17 4 жыл бұрын
Tesla said the following in a 1924 news article: excellencereporter.com/2019/06/19/nikola-tesla-the-role-of-the-woman/amp/
@Marwan-fz8nx
@Marwan-fz8nx 4 жыл бұрын
I always thoght that man was years ahead of his time. He was a visionary.
@WarpPal
@WarpPal 4 жыл бұрын
@@PJK17 😮
@edawg0
@edawg0 6 жыл бұрын
Daaaamn I didn't even realize that out of all the chicks I know I don't know a single one who knows how to play chess
@OurBlackFriend
@OurBlackFriend 6 жыл бұрын
What an amazing way to just call all bitches dumb lol
@lee-royyesss5093
@lee-royyesss5093 6 жыл бұрын
My ex couldn't play draughts...or chess and thought the sun went around the earth...
@Lee-tl3is
@Lee-tl3is 6 жыл бұрын
there mite be a few out there lol fathers who only had daughters maybe, but probably not something they would continue with. Chess or just intelligence is not something that will attract dick in their minds.
@srijanagrawal255
@srijanagrawal255 5 жыл бұрын
I played with my sister and she got mad when i took her queen and cried and flipped the board
@crimsondust3665
@crimsondust3665 5 жыл бұрын
I used to play Chess a lot, and this is true. Though I'd bet now that a few women take it upon themselves to learn how to play, just to spite this observation.
@mrpower5898
@mrpower5898 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this slaps differently in 2020.. cold hard predictions
@BoostedPastime
@BoostedPastime 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@stevenjohnson243
@stevenjohnson243 3 жыл бұрын
who slapped you?
@conservativelatino5686
@conservativelatino5686 3 жыл бұрын
2021
@Ted_Sheckler
@Ted_Sheckler 3 жыл бұрын
If you're a man that uses a word like "slaps" the way you just used it...then you're part of the problem of modern "men". I bet you wear skinny jeans and listen to Drake.
@Sakufighter
@Sakufighter 3 ай бұрын
2024 and the country is cooked.
@paulcorda
@paulcorda 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Patrice was alive to see the new Gillette toxic masculinity ads, would have loved to hear his take on it.
@ishmael802
@ishmael802 5 жыл бұрын
Gillette did end up losing millions of dollars in 8 months.
@leorickt.9604
@leorickt.9604 4 жыл бұрын
@@ishmael802 awesome
@rolandoperez6612
@rolandoperez6612 4 жыл бұрын
@@ishmael802 what brand have you used to replace it?
@leorickt.9604
@leorickt.9604 4 жыл бұрын
@@rolandoperez6612 honestly Bic razors are perfectly fine ive never understood people paying way more for other brands.
@ralphrobinson2292
@ralphrobinson2292 4 жыл бұрын
@@ishmael802 Billions
@EricAlmighty
@EricAlmighty Жыл бұрын
Out of all the “red pill” content on KZbin, Patrice’s words have resonated the best with me. He has a way of making anyone accept with views and that’s what life is about. They can push any agenda they want on us but when we want to stand on what we are, which are dogs, we are shamed. If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything!
@RashadChalmers
@RashadChalmers 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'Neal called out Ellen's fate 10 years ago, now look what she's going through!!!!! #EllenCancelled #2020
@bishalshrestha1422
@bishalshrestha1422 3 жыл бұрын
What is she going through enlighten me
@shinybeast8946
@shinybeast8946 3 жыл бұрын
@@bishalshrestha1422 Didn't you see the link?
@AHighlander
@AHighlander 3 ай бұрын
It’s beautiful.
@MarkGormlyIsHung
@MarkGormlyIsHung 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice is a genius
@muskduh
@muskduh 6 жыл бұрын
you know, I know it, everybody knows it
@icegangsta5161
@icegangsta5161 2 жыл бұрын
@@muskduh True 😂
@Grochlink
@Grochlink 4 жыл бұрын
Listening to this again in 2020 is scary. Patrice saw this coming years ago. I'm almost glad he didn't live long enough to see how bad it became.
@LilRocker2005
@LilRocker2005 5 жыл бұрын
Sad to think that Patrice called all this shit years ago, just like Carlin did!
@kingcassius2586
@kingcassius2586 27 күн бұрын
Ever notice how this woke shit didn't really gain steam until they passed away?
@massimo7219
@massimo7219 4 жыл бұрын
My uncle Franco used to say, never trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives.
@richardpatrick2915
@richardpatrick2915 3 жыл бұрын
Wise words
@DavidLoveOfficial
@DavidLoveOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SamLamsTop10Thankyoueveryone
@SamLamsTop10Thankyoueveryone 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that’s hilarious
@IsisGoddessAset
@IsisGoddessAset 3 жыл бұрын
5 days to be exact 😂
@springfresh4344
@springfresh4344 2 жыл бұрын
3 days 😘
@bamm86
@bamm86 5 жыл бұрын
Anybody else hear Patrice say “niggalodeon”? Lol
@patana256
@patana256 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao just read this as he said it
@smartchip
@smartchip 6 жыл бұрын
This is how rome and others were destroyed, women, samson and Delilah, was there for a reason, ancient men up until 120 years ago, knew woman's nature, hypergamy and war brides for example,
@anduin1
@anduin1 5 жыл бұрын
Rome fell apart because of religion and bureaucratic bloat and nepotism and corruption where they became so soft that when the Germanic tribes came from the north they couldn’t resist them and Rome was SACKED.
@VegetoStevieD
@VegetoStevieD 5 жыл бұрын
Which of you was there? Y'all are just reading shit from other people that don't actually know.
@Ocean_Man
@Ocean_Man 5 жыл бұрын
@Dan Trebune for real, this comment section got me questioning humanity
@KingClickMusic
@KingClickMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@Dan Trebune It’s actually common dialect in a lot of areas, “yin’s” and “y’all” are valid terms. You tried.
@KingClickMusic
@KingClickMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@Dan Trebune I’m from where all my family and friends say y’all, I didn’t appropriate anything.
@mateo77ish
@mateo77ish 5 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Opie’s voice I do a Patrice style “Ugggh.”
@itsyoure9802
@itsyoure9802 3 жыл бұрын
I’m here from 2021 where tik Tok is a thing and now all people ever do is dance in front of a camera. I wish this show was still going on
@braciyee8490
@braciyee8490 3 жыл бұрын
It’s all gone to shiet
@rodsmith3746
@rodsmith3746 3 жыл бұрын
damn bro we need him now
@AHighlander
@AHighlander 3 ай бұрын
2024 and it’s no much better.
@hieronymusbosch8817
@hieronymusbosch8817 5 жыл бұрын
oof that chess joke made me reevaluate some things
@andrewforte3852
@andrewforte3852 4 жыл бұрын
That's true when have you scene women play chest or for matter checkers.
@robt3407
@robt3407 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Forte they sure play with their chest everyday. 😉
@andrewforte3852
@andrewforte3852 4 жыл бұрын
@@robt3407 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@Prince.Mykal.Vision
@Prince.Mykal.Vision 4 жыл бұрын
I know women who "play" chess. But I don't know any that can beat me at it without me letting them win.
@AHighlander
@AHighlander 3 ай бұрын
@@andrewforte3852Tito Ortiz? That you?;)
@jakeizlove
@jakeizlove 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice should have taken better care of himself.
@mrjooxmanallah
@mrjooxmanallah 6 жыл бұрын
jakeizlove I think he was doing the best he could but his problems weren’t diagnosed properly. I’m a big, black man and I discovered I had sleep apnea by accident. No fucking Dr could tell me. A lady I happened to work with overheard me discussing my symptoms did. Sleep apnea throws your whole body out of wack: blood sugar, blood pressure, sex drive, pain management, concentration etc. I have a thick throat and a thick tongue. Losing weight won’t fix that obstruction. Surgery might but he probably didn’t know.
@jakeizlove
@jakeizlove 6 жыл бұрын
With all love and respect: Diabetes has been around for a while and despite routinely giving advice on taking responsibility for shit he couldn't ever choose health over Twinkies. He discussed it once on the radio. I don't believe his genius will ever be fully appreciated.
@sobc2737
@sobc2737 5 жыл бұрын
He had dark demons
@jeffsedam9827
@jeffsedam9827 5 жыл бұрын
Diabetes is a hard thing to have.
@calviincalifornia4048
@calviincalifornia4048 5 жыл бұрын
after 100 years everyone dies so why bother..
@markfindlay8636
@markfindlay8636 5 жыл бұрын
I played chess with a girl once , on paper she was smarter than me! I told her always protect your Queen or the game is really up! She lost it pretty quickly then went in a huff with me! My chess game is poor, but was amazed how quickly I won. Forward thinking was not her strong point.
@Sociallydetached
@Sociallydetached 5 жыл бұрын
mark findlay woman only think in reverse. That’s why they are overly emotional
@ishmael802
@ishmael802 5 жыл бұрын
Well maybe it was her first game.
@ThisisFerrariKhan
@ThisisFerrariKhan 4 жыл бұрын
mark findlay emotional thinking is a woman’s strongpoint. It’s great for their selfish ass survival tactics but terrible for society as a whole.
@mayanking339
@mayanking339 3 жыл бұрын
Women think in the moment
@suppertimesims
@suppertimesims 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sociallydetached I was in a chess club in college pre COVID and it was fun, I even helped my boyfriend get into it more. They're out there I knew some other women who played too they were good.
@rrmond
@rrmond 5 жыл бұрын
Opie is like a pop-up ad you can't skip. You just have to wait out the 30 sec in order to get back to what you really want. Also can you imagine The Ant and Patrice podcast we never got.
@AHighlander
@AHighlander 3 ай бұрын
Try @NO&A Radio if you haven’t yet. Sublime editing.
@jeremywright8612
@jeremywright8612 3 жыл бұрын
The world needs Patrice now more than ever! Rip
@neosho3953
@neosho3953 3 ай бұрын
2024... Patrice nailed it
@charleswalter2902
@charleswalter2902 3 жыл бұрын
This man got it right, I'm surprised this video is still posted.
@SirHC2077
@SirHC2077 6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao they don’t like that we’re stronger and play chess
@jmlkhan5153
@jmlkhan5153 4 жыл бұрын
Our existence makes them feel inferior by comparison.
@Runescape99
@Runescape99 4 жыл бұрын
@@jmlkhan5153 good
@jmlkhan5153
@jmlkhan5153 4 жыл бұрын
@@Runescape99 well but like self-evidently not, though. it's not a good thing that they feel inferior. it's the cause of our conflicts.
@lisamari941
@lisamari941 3 жыл бұрын
@@jmlkhan5153 lmao clearly youre the cause of your own conflict, you all sound like a bunch of weird incels in these comments. Lighten up ladies.
@jmlkhan5153
@jmlkhan5153 3 жыл бұрын
@@lisamari941 a perfect example of your inability to feel peacably inferior.
@Secretrectumraisin
@Secretrectumraisin 6 жыл бұрын
In america your male estrogen levels are way higher than in the 50s. Look up plastics/BPAs effect on estrogen and also the effect of the pill on mate choice (at ovulation, women prefer masculine men, but all other times they dont).
@trahouston
@trahouston 5 жыл бұрын
I did look it up; this is an under rated comment. www.npr.org/2011/03/02/134196209/study-most-plastics-leach-hormone-like-chemicals
@djedirashakim6883
@djedirashakim6883 5 жыл бұрын
Big facts stated here. Endocrine disruptors are the smoking guns that not enough people are talking about. In addition to BPA's, there is aztrizine a pesticide that is banned in Europe, but is still used in America. Most water ways and land here is contaminated with it. Furthermore here in Chicago our tap water has at least 10 different hormone disruptors in it.
@djedirashakim6883
@djedirashakim6883 5 жыл бұрын
In addition I believe that the whole people are born Gay is a cover up for all of the companies, government and corporations that have exposed the masses to these sex altering chemicals.
@malachir2418
@malachir2418 3 жыл бұрын
Or maybe that dudes these days would rather sit at home with their video games, computer pornography instead of getting outside staying active and healthy and not eating trash every day.
@zaccrisp9988
@zaccrisp9988 3 жыл бұрын
@@malachir2418 it goes both ways, we behave poorly and our hormones get fucked up, but our hormones were fucked from the beginning from all these chemicals. It's an attack from all sides, not necessarily purposeful, but an attack all the same
@samtraygis1337
@samtraygis1337 2 жыл бұрын
And fast forward to 2022 ... They were fucking spot on.... But listening to Patrice ignites something inside me as a man idk how to explain it but it actually helps my self esteem lol.
@charlesiacona5986
@charlesiacona5986 6 жыл бұрын
Last 45 seconds is why i love patrice oneal. RIP
@edwinmannaandthelearningch4450
@edwinmannaandthelearningch4450 6 жыл бұрын
If u not a male with male energy this doesn't bother u
@Oak__
@Oak__ 4 жыл бұрын
it’s a blessing to have these archives to listen to now
@velgregory
@velgregory 6 жыл бұрын
This broadcast was so real ! 💯
@calebhebert650
@calebhebert650 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else here after the controversy with Ellen in 2020........
@wsjacksonjr
@wsjacksonjr 5 жыл бұрын
Women spend 80% of the money in the USA. TV is about selling things since women spend all the money everything is geared towards them
@atavi7322
@atavi7322 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Jacksonshow correct
@thundergun933
@thundergun933 4 жыл бұрын
80 percent is believable. What's the source?
@wsjacksonjr
@wsjacksonjr 4 жыл бұрын
@@thundergun933 Some speaker was bragging in a marketing seminar that women make 80% of purchasing decisions, I forget exactly where, it would be a tough stat to find
@thundergun933
@thundergun933 4 жыл бұрын
@@wsjacksonjr yea I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was 85%. We need to get into the anti aging cream biz and we'll sell "fertility" meteors which will actually be brown bombers like in Joe Dirt. We'd be rich.
@thundergun933
@thundergun933 4 жыл бұрын
@@wsjacksonjr sell Chad's and Tyrones body spray with made up scents. Fire ball, faster furiouser, W Mart Cart, commancho man, Call it pike body spray.
@ShLLz
@ShLLz 6 жыл бұрын
RIP Patrice! A brilliant man!
@taharqa332
@taharqa332 4 жыл бұрын
And now....the truth about Ellen is coming out.
@michaelford1124
@michaelford1124 4 жыл бұрын
No pun intended 🤣🤣🤣
@bhall2323
@bhall2323 2 ай бұрын
We need Patrice now more than ever
@Twisted_utopia
@Twisted_utopia 5 жыл бұрын
Just found Patrice. I'm almost 40, and I've heard of Patrice O'Neal sporadically on rogan or some other comedians podcast and never watched any of his stuff. So glad I decided to check him out, dude is gold.
@gammasmash1924
@gammasmash1924 5 жыл бұрын
Enjoy, there's A LOT of material on KZbin. "Elephant in the Room" is pure stand up comedy gold. His radio show, The Black Phillip Show highlights Patrice's brilliant take on the male/female dynamic and he appeared many times on the show Tough Crowd alongside some other great comedians. I'm actually a little jealous. I have such fond memories of tracking down more of Patrice's stuff.
@Twisted_utopia
@Twisted_utopia 5 жыл бұрын
@@gammasmash1924 bro if you can recommend things you find remarkably interesting, please inbox me or comment them. Patrice is on point.
@gammasmash1924
@gammasmash1924 5 жыл бұрын
@@Twisted_utopia Elephant in the Room is a great place to start. Like you, I'd heard of Patrice sporadically over the years, remembered seeing him here and there, but never really paid attention, until I saw Elephant in the Room. I was blown away by it. Unfortunately, Patrice died just a few months later. I often wonder what his take on current events would be.
@Twisted_utopia
@Twisted_utopia 5 жыл бұрын
@@gammasmash1924 hell yea bro thx. Pretty much guarantee he would say these dizzy bitches are ruining the world lol 😂
@tharpporter
@tharpporter 4 жыл бұрын
When Patrice died that was it and now People finally felt my pain when Kobe passed
@VengefulPolititron
@VengefulPolititron 3 жыл бұрын
that's the point
@crishaunthedon
@crishaunthedon 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice really was a prophet
@jarnold3415
@jarnold3415 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice went on Ellen??? Where is this video??????
@JEGHETTO
@JEGHETTO 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching these old videos. They called out exactly what’s happening now.
@osseyf.4120
@osseyf.4120 3 жыл бұрын
I miss open, honest and candid conversations like this
@shanestewart3211
@shanestewart3211 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Dropping serious TRUTH BOMBS!
@bryana297
@bryana297 3 жыл бұрын
2021 Update...We're in fact doomed. Women are talking football and trying to coach NBA teams even though there's a womans league that men paid for.
@trollge8598
@trollge8598 3 жыл бұрын
we will get a female president later which will fuck america up so bad
@noblepolygon8694
@noblepolygon8694 3 жыл бұрын
It's hard to be black and an individual. Truer words were never spoken.
@mruntamed9635
@mruntamed9635 2 жыл бұрын
Facts man we get demonized for our actions.fuck it I can't let this society take my manhood away
@Soundeagle3456
@Soundeagle3456 4 ай бұрын
@@mruntamed9635 i think its worse now then before, at least before black people had manhood in the families and communities, thats gone.
@nyjets2428
@nyjets2428 4 жыл бұрын
Today’s world needs Patrice
@robrick9361
@robrick9361 6 жыл бұрын
The 2016 election depressed me so much cause the whole time I wondered what would Patrice have thought. He definitely would have voted Trump even though he wouldn't have liked him.
@nate8604
@nate8604 5 жыл бұрын
I also think this same thing too.
@thekingmeez1203
@thekingmeez1203 5 жыл бұрын
Shit I'll be honest I'm black and I wanted trump to win before his campaign trail started before the whole "build a wall" thing Hillary was too evil and not genuine to me I may not agree with Donald Trump's policies and politics but I will say the man is himself
@kirbyaugustine761
@kirbyaugustine761 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice believed in a man being “righteous” of which Trump is not. Did you even listen to Patrice speak during this segment about not compromising his manhood working on kids shows for money?
@David98004
@David98004 4 жыл бұрын
@@kirbyaugustine761 Really, he's not righteous? He might be the most righteous President in the last 70 years! Trump is the only President in recent memory to have Tens of thousands of people attend his rallies all around America to hear him speak on what is Righteous!
@kirbyaugustine761
@kirbyaugustine761 3 жыл бұрын
@@David98004 Trump is playing both sides against each other and cares about neither. He only cares about himself. Here’s a narcissistic psychopath.
@TradingEdgePsychology
@TradingEdgePsychology 5 жыл бұрын
This man was ahead of him time. God bless his soul.
@kirkclements4893
@kirkclements4893 2 жыл бұрын
Went to a new girlfriends sister's house for a meet the family meal. This girl had just finished her teaching degree and had been accepted to law school. She asked me if I played chess and I told her that I had played in grade school but gave it up when I was 10 years old. She told me that she loved chess and had played all of her life. She opened with King's Bishop's pawn and I won in 5 moves. She was soooo angry and put the board away and was pissy towards me the rest of the night for some reason. I ghosted her after that night - LMAO - What kind of a moron opens with King's Bishop's pawn.
@daquansbussy4288
@daquansbussy4288 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly why women don't play chess 🤣
@panama2468
@panama2468 2 жыл бұрын
Because its an easy "rare" move, but they don't really its not that rare anymore. They wanted an easy win and it didn't work out. Just like in life
@burnsloads
@burnsloads 5 жыл бұрын
End women's suffrage
@docdominus
@docdominus 2 жыл бұрын
Patrice was such a visionary. So far ahead of his time. Psychosocial genius.
@mackdiesel6437
@mackdiesel6437 4 жыл бұрын
It's AMAZING how this piece of radio was a look into the future.
@PhoenixPrime396
@PhoenixPrime396 Ай бұрын
Some people have a higher level of awareness, intuition, foresight, etc......Patrice was special
@srijanagrawal255
@srijanagrawal255 5 жыл бұрын
I'd give up my right hand to see patrice on the view
@etf42
@etf42 5 жыл бұрын
id give both
@therealmitchconnor4275
@therealmitchconnor4275 2 жыл бұрын
He's not a monster he's just ahead of the curve.
@rosgill6
@rosgill6 5 ай бұрын
Patrice the prophet
@Stuckonnostalgia
@Stuckonnostalgia 22 күн бұрын
It’s so crazy how old this audio is and how on point it is in 2024 it’s like they predicted it mane if only Patrice was here to witness how it’s all unfolding
@thefreshonehd2979
@thefreshonehd2979 5 жыл бұрын
We wouldn't be doomed if you'd have stayed alive. R.I.P Patrice x
@ShalomBeats1026
@ShalomBeats1026 5 жыл бұрын
We miss you Patrice. Comedy would be in a different place if you were still around. Some of these shmucks wouldn’t get any time at the comedy store if you we’re still alive. We miss you man.
@dan.freire8314
@dan.freire8314 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice would have been on top of his game right now he was and is a legend !! Better than Kevin Hart any day..just wouldn’t sell out to anyone...
@benakin9172
@benakin9172 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that he saw this over TEN years ago is breath taking
@extraterrestrial6614
@extraterrestrial6614 3 жыл бұрын
I’d love to hear Patrice’s take on the country today under the failed Biden administration. Patrice was a true conservative. RIP brother.
@jaredl1480
@jaredl1480 4 жыл бұрын
Hes on an entirely different level of thinking than the rest of us, It's fucking unbelievable.
@joe99173122
@joe99173122 4 жыл бұрын
8:31 - "Now women can just sit around and just chill. And just relax, and sit on the toilet and pee and bleed for no reason every month." The combination of Patrice's prophesy and the image of the "Sex And The City" protagonists toasting each other was perfect. In particular that part about "bleeding for no reason"... how many women do you know get to their mid to late 30s, are childless, have nothing going on in their life except their pet "fur babies", and are desperately looking into freezing whatever withered raisin eggs are left in their ovaries, realising too late that they're running out of time - and now maternal instict is taking over, and they try to bend science and nature to force maternity at all costs. I wonder if they look back at all those months they "[bled] for no reason", and lament the fact that they allowed men to effectively use them as urostomy bags for their wasted seed. - Note: I'm blaming men and women for this breakdown in families equally, here. Myself included.
@johnd.7601
@johnd.7601 2 жыл бұрын
We need Patrice O'Neal more then ever. R.I.P.
@508ctk
@508ctk 2 жыл бұрын
Thank u Patrice.
@artdealerentertainment6812
@artdealerentertainment6812 6 жыл бұрын
New (but old) patrice!
@gerardoleary7239
@gerardoleary7239 2 жыл бұрын
Real life prophets (Patrice and Ant) They nailed it about the future. It might be even worse now than they thought.
@YungNic
@YungNic 6 жыл бұрын
11:51 The REALIST Shit I Ever Heard 💯💯💯
@Hyperbog
@Hyperbog 3 жыл бұрын
Opie said he actually finds Ellen funny. That's says everything.
@HunterVex.
@HunterVex. 3 жыл бұрын
Opie is the worst part of the show.
@HankHill1
@HankHill1 Жыл бұрын
man that last couple minutes.. so real
@RoyalZarak
@RoyalZarak 3 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace: Patrice O Neal You really could use you wisdom in 2021 Gone too soon
@jessicafugikawa3228
@jessicafugikawa3228 3 жыл бұрын
Men who are real men saw this coming years and years ago.
@MegaMan-bs3oy
@MegaMan-bs3oy 2 жыл бұрын
When Opie said he found Ellen funny they should have just canceled the show right there
@honkhonk5150
@honkhonk5150 4 жыл бұрын
That 1% is rich enough to never impacted on a daily level by the nonsense they promote.
@spiritoftruthcoaching1720
@spiritoftruthcoaching1720 4 жыл бұрын
I'm watching the Minnesota riots and then listened to this. Scary times.
@CJCtelevisionnetwork
@CJCtelevisionnetwork 5 жыл бұрын
If Patrice only knew...what were to come...2019.
@qmakesithappen
@qmakesithappen 3 жыл бұрын
That ending was real and not saying that we don't have choices because we absolutely do but environment shapes us all. I don't care how resilient you may be, environment and influence is hard to shake. I was on the darkest path until I removed myself from what was keeping me down and now my future is bright again 💯🏁
@endeavorwhatever8208
@endeavorwhatever8208 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed Q
@thunderhammer1937
@thunderhammer1937 17 күн бұрын
It’s now the end of 2024 and this was a crystal ball into the future
@TheBigKaiju
@TheBigKaiju 5 жыл бұрын
"When's it gonna stop?" never Patrice, never
@bigoogie3737
@bigoogie3737 5 жыл бұрын
"Harumph harumph." Hilarious how they kept saying it.
@SolRASupreme
@SolRASupreme Жыл бұрын
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION, THE ONLY SOLUTION..." ~ Bob Marley
@subj3ctt0chang3
@subj3ctt0chang3 6 жыл бұрын
Lol this just sounds like a prelude to Trump.
@FILMkijkertje
@FILMkijkertje 6 жыл бұрын
Although it isn't quite this black and white, because we as men clet ourselves be pussified. The problem you are overlooking is that Trump is like every president before him being used as a pawn. Obama simply carried out the real agenda started with Bush/Cheney and now Trump (look past the distractions he keeps throwing up),is continuing it. There is no need to mess with north Korea, they only react after we say some stupid crap about them. For years we have been practising over their heads wargames with them as the enemy. If someone would do that shit to us, veterans with rowboats and on bikes would have gone over to shoot them.
@sitimaan1852
@sitimaan1852 5 жыл бұрын
It was ..that's one of the reasons he won the dude talking (not patrice) He is speaking for most of the trump voters... There was never a time in America that white folk didn't say and do disrespectful to horrific things to non whites.... The only thing that changed is non whites Are saying and doing things in response And thats his fall of society...
@sirkayda7205
@sirkayda7205 5 жыл бұрын
@@sitimaan1852 - Wrong. Lowest black unemployment rate in history Lowest Latino unemployment rate in history Lowest female unemployment rate in 71 years Lowest overall unemployment rate 50 years Highest consumer confidence in 18 years Climbing GDP Highest stock market in history Got the US out of TPP Got the US out of PCA Destroyed ISIS' Middle Eastern Caliphate Withdrew from the Iran Nuclear Payment Deal Renegotiated NAFTA for America's benefit Demanding (and getting) other countries to pay their fair share for America's contribution to their national defense Denuclearization of North Korea as verified by inspections V.A. reform Prison reform Executive Order Protecting Free Speech On College Campuses Pay raises for our troops Canceling disabled veterans student debt First sitting American President to set foot in North Korea SPACE FORCE THE WALL This is an abbreviated list. Say, "Thank you, President Trump."
@sitimaan1852
@sitimaan1852 5 жыл бұрын
@@sirkayda7205 all those words to say nothing but.... I bought the snake oil..and I'm happy bout it.
@sirkayda7205
@sirkayda7205 5 жыл бұрын
@@sitimaan1852 - "All those facts say nothing, bro." Wow. Just have fun, I guess, and be careful.
@streetMind_Body_Business_816
@streetMind_Body_Business_816 5 жыл бұрын
The Bill Collector reference is PRICELE$$!
@nicaus7362
@nicaus7362 3 жыл бұрын
This aged well
@Hawlem
@Hawlem 3 жыл бұрын
3:28. This is a hilarious hidden gem of a reference.
@Samtino20
@Samtino20 Жыл бұрын
one of the best ever without ever trying, literally was just that funny naturally
@SilverWatcher.
@SilverWatcher. 4 жыл бұрын
They say the second coming of Patrice o'neal is nigh. I'm praying yall. R.I.P.
@GLaYn
@GLaYn 3 жыл бұрын
Goddamn son i came back 5 years later only to find my blue thumb like on this video, timeless wisdom indeed.
@EvoModerator
@EvoModerator 2 жыл бұрын
If Patrice was able to see what society has become, he’d lose his mind.
@End_The_Fed
@End_The_Fed 2 жыл бұрын
Patrice knew the deal - homie called out all the BS since the beginning of all this. He woulda lost his shit if he saw the world today. RIP, legend 🙏
@lizardkid2234
@lizardkid2234 3 жыл бұрын
Listening to this in 2021 is very scary. They predicted it all.
@theajtruth
@theajtruth 2 жыл бұрын
They assassinated Patrice.
@jamiegaskins3687
@jamiegaskins3687 4 жыл бұрын
Everything he said is happening right now
@highnumber9494
@highnumber9494 6 жыл бұрын
Anthony's tap dancing thing was great but Patrice - surprisingly - didn't bite.
@JustSomeGoy
@JustSomeGoy 6 жыл бұрын
it wasn't that great.
@TheKhaosDemon
@TheKhaosDemon 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice O’Neal proving Pat Buchanan right down the road. What a world.
@g00zik97
@g00zik97 4 жыл бұрын
i really like when people can see and read between the lines
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