Patrick is a Touhou player

[@ThaihangoJ12H2]

>Cap a spell card with bullets pouring down like rain droplets >Dies the first second of next non-spell fugging classic

[@kr3533]

I got killed a lot more times in patchuoli's nonspells than in the spellcards so yeah very true xd

[@sieistohn]

Random fairy 1 kills more

[@makise-homura]

Lol, touhou in a nutshell

[@Purgation_98]

Bruh i got killed by youmu nonspell

[@Dexter_three]

@@Purgation_98 her nonspell are pain

[@henryfleischer404]

Finally, a good Touhou meme.

[@sircombat3259]

Finally, a meme that isn’t “I want mommy I want milk I want to be-“

[@williamJ1396]

@@sircombat3259 hel-

[@deedatbogabong7415]

If it's a meme then where's the funny

[@ItsStartedTo]

o

[@czarnakoza9697]

ikr

[@SirJack3]

So many obvious safespots in these damn games. Patrick's just cheesing the card for score.

[@Megapig9001]

People talking about all the sound edits (which are great) but not editing the snowballs off of Patrick’s head

[@mush-broom]

I had lost hope that someone would recognize that detail lol, thanks for mentioning it.

[@tophatcat1173]

@@mush-broom you did forget to put his eyebrows back though

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@tophatcat1173guess he grazed too hard

[@obbyandAWE]

I KNEW something was off

[@GloriousMisterPee]

@@mush-broom the video where patrick is not hit, is it an edit? where can i find this version?

[@HouraisanKaguya]

That face when you get hit as the bullets are being cleared off the screen.

[@LawfulGou]

Non spell cards have the same energy as a random stray bullet: that hits you on any difficulty.

[@flandrescarletdevil5844]

Battling Cirno/Letty/Narumi in a Nutshell

[@jowshy_xd1191]

The wakasagihime theme fits them since they are in water 💀

[@bramnemeth565]

Man, the Stage 5 boss was easily one of the hardest bosses of Undersea Danmaku Revolution.

[@NN-cc8uo]

All that clutch grazing, only to be hit by a random non-spell bullet right after. Yep, this is an authentic touhou experience alright

[@luthierisbestboy8177]

You should've included time orbs, too, for the full IN experience

[@malicemelancholy897]

Should be PCB tho Lol

[@brendansage6876]

Judging by Wakasagihime's theme, this is actually the full DDC experience.

[@spaghettiking7312]

I'm right with Patrick. This is hilarious.

[@3t0m03]

New Sponge Story update looks great so far

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

Patrick basically has no hitbox to begin with.

[@Cirnein]

Gofdamned he grazed all of that Nvm

[@DuskPirateStar]

actual 2nd nonspell experience good job at capturing it

[@okuu_utsuho]

That perfectly cut pichuun

[@KCDash4400cw]

This is exactly what it felt like when I first played EOSD

[@russelldoty2743]

Most of this video: Touhou Last second: Raiden

[@danielCulSin2001]

Sponge sign: snow bomber imperishables shooting

[@meowymeowz1604]

*pulls out gun* Son, imma teach you what a REAL battle of bullets looks like

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

(MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS) They’re REALLY slow

[@WOKEFEMINIST]

No

[@makise-homura]

Lunatic level spell card I guess

[@satoyuyu]

touhou 19 looks nice

[@oosha2000]

Your wish came true

[@GodOfWheatRiceBall]

he just has small hitbox

[@Hooy-H00y]

Ah apparently some of the bullets in Spongebob's spellcard have borked hitboxes, you know like Mokou

[@SamaelVR]

The charge sound over spongebob inhaling took me the hell out

[@JustA_HERO]

Did anybody notice that he did get hit by a snow ball in the mouth at the end?

[@person_KGI]

Patrick is pro touhou player.

[@pnsdkrpndja12177]

tool assisted patrick

[@superzzo6765]

you never disappoint 👌

[@Alicefan778]

Reimu's fire ball spell card in Luna nights

[@glaubertwr2172]

Could relate

[@Waverly_ppl]

He’s a stand user and a Touhou player

[@jacquesver]

patrick is playing on lunatic

[@robertvelasquez823]

Your not wrong, it could also be an absurdly extra spell card from the Len'en series.

[@Hacete]

I love this, great video!

[@carrotrahh1]

THE CUTOFF

[@bruhman9018]

Wakasagihime mentioned my beloved

[@Youmu_Konpaku_]

That spellcars bonus was the cherry on too

[@Nyobat0]

The fact they used Wakasagihime theme for this meme is so amusing for me

[@embeboso8329]

saigyouji flawless nirvana 2

[@nazumi012]

your vid edits are actually top notch. great stuff my dude

[@seekseeker1388]

Ow! Right in the hitbox!!

[@abd-animation-22]

Honestly most of the time i die because i moved into a bullet

[@Idontneeditldontneeditatall]

Spongebob:i see...so you hqve choosen lunatic!

[@mewkiecats]

HOW DID HE GRAZE ALL 4331 BULLETS??

[@zeno-kunofficial2214]

Pew at the end

[@Jaojao_puzzlesolver]

Perfection

[@prismus6520]

Grazing Utsuho's first nonspell:

[@bloom-mania]

the 4:3 makes it perfect

[@Utsuho-Reiuji11]

patrick marisa‘s minion(cause he is a star)

[@mrsquadbot]

Wait a minute Eternal Meek is a timeout???

[@olixx1213]

Its eternal snow , not meek

[@dienphuc3005]

SpongeBob shot sound like oraooraora

[@TheLegendaryMantiS]

This meme is underrated

[@ScarletDestiny6]

Good quality meme

[@solidaigis]

Masterpiece

[@j3zter618]

dankest 2hu meme

[@MedsieLovr]

I LOVE SPONGE STORY!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1

[@TakahashiAmy_]

Marisa vs reimu

[@Max_The_Cats]

Should of dodge Patrick

[@Gavin_avi]

True…

[@spongeintheshoe]

Wait, was that the mermaid’s theme?

[@Tetopettenson1]

How

[@carlos_exe8018]

So funny

[@Yuuka_kazami12]

SpongeBob is cirno

[@Alexs23743]

Patrick OP, plz nerf.

[@Violadimloon55552]

WAIT U DONT GET BONUS SPELLCARDS IF THE TIMER IS RAN OUT

[@mush-broom]

It does if it is a survival spellcard, like Yuyuko final spellcard Resurrection Butterfly -80% Reflowering

[@Violadimloon55552]

@@mush-broom oh ok

[@blakew.mackinnon5888]

Imagine being less proficient at beating video games than an echinoderm that has lived it’s entire existence worlds away from the nearest functioning electronic device! Imagine an invertebrate with such a rudimentary nervous system that lacks both eyes and a brain and has immobile filter feeders as it’s only source of food because of being unable to win even the easiest of foot races! You know you need to get good when a pacific sea star gets a higher gaming score than you!

[@Lengored]

Nice! How to edit like that, is there a video tutorial

[@notChocoMilk]

huh?? easy modo??

[@Idontneeditldontneeditatall]

Remember:touhou is *really* easy compared to other bullet hell games

[@zainiorion4762]

E

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

xd