The FBI Rounded Up Crypto Criminals and It was Funny!

[@PBoyle]

Get 50% off your first order of CookUnity meals - go to cookunity.com/pboyle50 and use my code PBOYLE50 at checkout to try them out for yourself! Thanks to CookUnity for sponsoring this video!

[@mesiroy1234]

I rmwbr evry day at 13: the price of token flip down In binnace , and futures fr the worst comapany

[@erikk17]

Did you consider to launch rap token? Investors from the community can use tokens for purchases of your promo nonsense. :)

[@edwingonzalez3703]

Mr Patrick I am glad to see you make a video on this issue . I my self have started on crypto for over a 6 month now On my first 3 months I studied and observe the behavior of the crypto market and I notice the new token be manipulate on prices . When the value is crashing down As a student of history and financial history . My self And I am sure you are well aware of the stock market history to . The crypto market follow the same pattern. Is the stock market. They are only using a different language But the same system and same model in everything even to scam investors out of their money they are applying the same model. Is great to see that some one with and audience talk about this subject. Great information and educational material. Thank. Have a great day Sir. Looking forward to seen on your channel more informative videos about crypto.

[@phaltron7849]

The actual owner of the wallet was a crypto dev that was recently indicted by the name of Max Hernandez connected to the Saitama scam They used him to entrap other scammers Brilliant

[@globalrevolution]

PBOYLE50 is your underground Rap name, right?

[@Mayadel100]

" Oh look its a nerd,. A nerd in a corporate logo t-shirt, that worst kind" Never change man

[@VViatro]

hahahaha I also lost it - "let's see who Many The Hitman is... sounds intimidating... NERDDD! AND THE WORST KIND!" 🤣😂

[@Dragon-Believer]

Polo shirt

[@Votmeyer]

It's not even a t-shirt, but a polo shirt. That's even worse.

[@travismiller5548]

​@@Dragon-Believereven worse

[@SamuelLanghorn]

I have a problem with that unfunded accusation! the corporate shirt criticized here is very beautiful and the actual logo has been nicely executed. It reminds me bit of a Polynesian abstracted mask. Even the choice of light blue, but not quite teal is remarkable. I wonder who actually created the logo and how much this person was paid for, I mean paid for in traditional money let's say Naira or USD? I would like to design a very special logo for a new still undisclosed venture.

[@senfdame528]

DO NOT take a shot when Patrick says "so called". You will get "so called" hammered

[@cdorman11]

Better to stick with blinking

[@cerealport2726]

Sounds like experience talking here. warning heeded.

[@nikbear]

To late 🍻🤢

[@Saufs0ldat]

So called alcohol poisoning is not real. Take your liver to the moon.

[@sheepishly1]

Too late now I'm on a list for liver transplant

[@adamarket]

"If you buy now, it can only fall another 100% at the most."

[@anthropicandroid4494]

It's good advice!

[@jakeforrest]

Another good advice will be to drink milk each morning for the next 1200 months, which will ensure that you will be at least one hundred years old.

[@abrahamstuvwyz6693]

The value of your stock can only decrease by 100%. However, when it comes to increase, there is no upper limit. This is also known as the modern version of Pascal's wager.

[@sangwaraumo]

​@@abrahamstuvwyz6693 Yes! Unlimited money hack!

[@NicitoStaAna]

but it can go up 10,000% you only lose 100% of your life savings by gambling but you can win 10,000% by gambling Read that again (this is satire, please get help, don't gamble if you can feel your heart jump) [Personal self-control tip. Bet big, just one, big enough to traumatize/scare you from returning, but not enough to destroy your life if you lose. Win or Lose/ LEAVE, regardless what happens] effect - whenever you're itching to bet again, the fear overtakes you - at least it pushes you away for a good few days/weeks/months/years (any step, as long as it's increasing. means it works) - lower turnover = lower promotions = more control of you're life - lower turnover/less hands = higher variance in winnings/losses. [You basically skipped years of unhealthy behavior, with practically the same effect BUT a bigger life savings saved]

[@DavidVT23]

"Sorry, I feel dumb even knowing that this exists" is going to be one of the defining phrases of any attempt to explain just what the hell went on in the early 21st century.

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

I have a lot of brain damage, but i play market games a lot. It's such a strange feeling when these so-called """geniuses""" of finance get taken in by something *EVEN I* can see is a scam from a mile away. I swear, money makes you dumber, not smarter.

[@shupichii9647]

It all started with an Ape, a woofwoof coin and a pandemic... xD

[@Bloodlyshiva]

@@shupichii9647 No, it all started with the previous banking crash making people want somewhere else to put their money. Then someone had the bright idea "Since a lot of money is digital anyway, why not literally store it in private superservers?"

[@FlailingJunk]

"There is an argument that the kind of person who thinks that this is a good investment was going to lose their money anyhow - and in a way these "so called market makers" just provided liquidity to allow them to lose their money a little bit faster - which possibly leads to a more efficient market..." I love it.

[@Maxmaxmax63]

Vacuum Cleaner is a pretty deep cut. Shows Patrick’s true devotion to the crypto-rap genre. I for one applaud him!

[@elen5871]

free razzlekhan! let her make more crypto rap, it's practically an arts grant imo.

[@Maxmaxmax63]

@@elen5871absolutely. She is innocent. She was only the artistic muse of the criminal mastermind behind the hack. She did nothing wrong!

[@oldschooloverlord]

​@@elen5871 it's just like when the Pope imprisoned Gallileo.

[@elen5871]

@@oldschooloverlord yeah! or like when they sent wesley snipes to federal prison JUST because he didn't pay his taxes, bringing the _blade_ franchise to a screeching halt

[@Fyi7250]

This is peak satire. Unmatched at the moment imo.

[@rdean150]

This one was especially excellent. Oh who am I kidding, they're all brilliant.

[@sgttomas]

“So-called” satire And yes, it’s delicious 😋

[@joebowbeer]

He had to crank up the satire a few dBs to get above the Zeke Faux sarcasm floor

[@Youmu_Konpaku_]

"They were gonna lose money anyways" I died on that bit

[@RomanMedvid]

I need some de-sarcasm-izing pills. Really overloaded

[@pascalbruyere7108]

“It’s already fallen by 95%, which means that if you buy now it can only fall by…. 100% worst case scenario “ 😂😄🤣

[@dlscorp]

it was 98, not 95

[@guydreamr]

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing. - Billy Preston

[@sorinvasiliu]

“Not all crypto’s are scams, 10% are also bag holders”. This hit hard :))

[@Lawliet734]

@sorin “Not all crypto’s [cryptos] are scams..." Plurals don't get apostrophe.

[@RoseBenson-jv5xm]

@@Lawliet734 I believe the plural possessive form is cryptos', vs the singular crypo's. But it's been 50 years since I've had to worry about such pettyfogging details. And now, if I'm wrong, I'll get a hundred responses explaining how I'm wrong. Much easier than googling it.

[@108chapin]

It should be either "an apostrophe" or "apostrophes." Don't neglect your articles.

[@Skeptic-f1n]

BTC anything else is shit coin

[@ryanshaw4250]

@@Skeptic-f1n BTC is the biggest scam in crypto. fun fact.. satoshi coins moved 3 weeks ago. have fun with the 1.9 million BTC/BCH/BSV etc that are all owned by satoshi playing with the market

[@Mclovin_trades]

“A nerd in a company logo t-shirt, the worst kind”. Savage.

[@DataIsBeautifulOfficial]

The FBI's crypto portfolio probably got more coins than a Mario level.

[@klafbang]

my portfolio is almost entirely nocoin along with a jar of change

[@stapleman007]

Waiting for the Feds to make owning physical gold illegal again.

[@frederickdouglass7140]

😂😂😂😂

[@Grizabeebles]

Pretty sure law enforcement agencies all over the world run bitcoin and etherium nodes. That way they have constantly updatung copies of the ledgers.

[@rewindcat7927]

@@DataIsBeautifulOfficial Let’s a go!

[@Miata822]

"If you make false statements to trick investors, that's fraud." Wow. What a beautiful and straightforward policy for cleaning up crypto. If only we could set up something like that for stock markets, some commission to monitor exchanges and securities for fraud. That might disrupt Tesla's business model a bit, but I think they could get used to it.

[@BarackLesnar]

big government ❌ freedom✔️🇱🇷💲

[@Miata822]

@@BarackLesnar mouth-breathing MAGAs don’t realize that the SEC have been giving Musk a free pass for years.

[@PrometheanConsulting]

Given that Elon was propping up Tesla with crypto for so long, I'm not so sure. And Tesla has been pretty upset that he's now shifted his economic focus to Twitter, pissing off advertisers, and subverting the US election.

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

Those systems are already in place.

[@Demortra]

@@BarackLesnar The 2008 near miss says otherwise.

[@TheDoubleBee]

Iggy Azalea and the pic of Iggy Pop killed me

[@whatnow9653]

Aaaaaah, Ozempic.

[@autistichead8137]

Yup!!😂😂

[@MeganGorham-fg8iu]

Me also, currently speaking from the grave.

[@chriswest6988]

It's a very unflattering picture of Azalea Banks

[@Skeptic-f1n]

😂

[@SomeoneExchangeable]

The term "bag holder" isn't used nearly enough in this space. Thank you for your service.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

Finally, some recognition for people that hold bags!

[@DwightStJohn-t7y]

@@DarkOmegaMK2 just recently on comments on crypto and 'tokens" I saw this term used by posters in a positive way (at least according to them). wasn't reallyi sure what it meant.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

@@DwightStJohn-t7y You know, when you go and buy groceries and you carry them out in bags. Those guys are bag holders.

[@sandwich2473]

​@@DwightStJohn-t7y My brother jumped on the GameStop stock when everyone was talking about it (i.e when the people who had a lot were drumming up hype to cash out) and in the trading platform's chat there's this AI guy with a couple accounts who constantly uses bag holders positively It's very interesting to me Though, a lot of people seem to be attracted to things that out themselves as scams so...

[@brianfrankson772]

…if only they implemented “know your customer” type rules 😂 hahaha

[@wantstocomment7092]

all centralized exchanges do that. did you kyc to write this comment? why would you kyc posting code or signing state transitions on a blockchain? is it different than a server?

[@Robert-Peterson]

I thought the whole point of crypto was to stay anonymous. "Knowing your customer" obviously defeats that purpose.

[@stapleman007]

They did. 90% were bots they paid for.

[@Lonewolf_121]

​@@wantstocomment7092hmm, no, they don't. There are plenty that do no checks unless you go over certain amounts, and some do none at all. They tend not to be based in the EU, or probably the USA either. People pretend they use them because freedom from Something blah blah corporations etc but nah, they doin' crimes

[@anthropicandroid4494]

Hilarious

[@deathgrasp7]

Patrick, I always enjoyed your dry take on financial news and the concise amount of data in this small amount of time you take up. But you had me laughing out loud looking like a maniac in my neighborhood because your video was hilarious. The so-called and alleged comments every other sentence really hit home.

[@orsonzedd]

I really like how you keep calling Sam bankman-fried a Hobbit

[@Rockall57]

What Scam Bankrupt Fraudster..,

[@vaiyt]

He got kicked out of hobbit society

[@DefthedroidURlooking4]

No second breakfast in prison Sam

[@orsonzedd]

@@DefthedroidURlooking4 should have gone with the Valenor when he had the chance

[@intenzityd3181]

Is that the new euphemism for the hook nosed fraudsters?

[@rofbungle8572]

As a former UK investment banker and later corporate lawyer, I have never laughed so hard. Excellent work, Patrick. I love that the tech bros think that they know more about crypto than Patrick, when the opposite is clearly, demonstrably true. I warned about the fundamental issues with crypto back in the early 2010s, and was shouted down by people - ostensibly clever people - who have now lost a lot of money. The fundamental issue now is that regulators are still trying to catch up, but crypto by its nature is inherently difficult to regulate, so it is a haven for fraudsters. It was as though it was designed solely for scams and money laundering - it's the perfect model for achieving nefarious purposes, as we have seen recently in various court proceedings.

[@abody499]

Man, if this is some level of troIIing then great. And before I get to my point, I don't own and have never been bothered about owning any crypto. However, a "perfect model" surely would not result in "various court proceedings", would it? I believe there is a better model, known as cash.

[@saralotti7174]

@@abody499 cash is real and requires storage and must be transported physically-digital dough can disappear with a click or an EMP pulse never to be seen again. Because it has no tangible physical presence,imo. Cash in one hand is worth two in digital bushes imo.

[@abody499]

@@MrCmon113 u think crime hasn't just existed without crypto? u think crime needs crypto? what even is this. u delta uniform mike bravo charlie uniform november tango

[@imconfused1237]

Cool story bro. I bought Bitcoin in the “early 2010s”. I am both demonstrably richer and ostensibly cleverer than you.

[@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn]

Nobody who bought in 2010 is down, be serious 😂

[@maxc4113]

The Mr. Wonderful slam dunk wasn’t something I was expecting, I burst out laughing. Love your humor

[@tolep]

You are obviously new here,

[@w花b]

​@@tolepso what

[@maxc4113]

@@tolepprbly longer than you tho ;)

[@tolep]

@@maxc4113 Since the collapse of Credit Suisse, Mr. Wonderful's presence in Professor Boylet's videos has become not so much expected as mandatory.

[@NatesRandomVideo]

Best line in this script! 😂

[@MH_Bikes]

"Mr. Wonderful" still owes money on his failed political run. He's an actor, not a businessman, or leader.

[@Robert-Peterson]

He's a fraud. Complete and total. He's not even an actor.

[@DwightStJohn-t7y]

@@Robert-Peterson That Emmy win HAS to be for acting. Or just being Canadian.

[@theaccountant5846]

​@@DwightStJohn-t7yUnfortunately, we export a lot of trash "influencers" to the larger market of the US

[@Pokebilities]

Ahh yes, my favorite contemporary rap news channel with another great upload

[@slubbert]

"Bagholders basically.....or members of the community, who can be counted on to hold bags"😂

[@robertstorlind2302]

Patrick Boyle, better known as the Rap News anchor 😊

[@Zr0Bites]

Patrickty Boyliano

[@wheelermacintyre4917]

Ya boi pat!

[@stapleman007]

P Boyle

[@NatesRandomVideo]

Someone had to take the reins from Lester Holt.

[@coweatsman]

His rap name could be Pat Rat.

[@RANDOMNESS.]

Patrick, im following your KZbin channel for 5 plus years now, ever since the very beginning. With your educational material uploaded in the beginning, i learned personal finance in a whole other practical level than my useless MBA . I managed my portfolio with a risk of margin of only 1-2% and now have built up wealth enough to live comfortably while still having a consistent income (proper job) while investing 5% of my salary every year and now i thank you, Patrick Boyle, THE BEST Financial channel in KZbin, you deserve 100M subscribers not scammers like MrShit and scums of society with no input for society. Salute and cheers to you, great Sir 🍻

[@samr6408]

Excellent so-called video, Patrick.

[@Confucius_Says...]

Excellent so-called comment😆

[@Nonexistent_Hero]

Allegedly excellent.

[@TheUllrichj]

“…they have teams?” I’m shocked that people buy in to this crypto BS.

[@obsidianjane4413]

Con men and other criminals have often worked together to score marks.

[@echomjp]

Everyone wants to get rich quick, and Crypto has shown itself to be the perfect vehicle for encouraging that sort of desire. The problem is that Crypto Currency Investing is effectively a zero sum game, unlike traditional investments such as in company stocks which can increase in their absolute value over time as the company grows over time or otherwise produces economic output that can lead to dividends or the like. For one person to get rich on Crypto, countless other people would have had to basically buy from them in the hopes of later selling it later. But that loop can only go on for so long if you don't have any underlying fundamentals, making Crypto effectively a scam with no underlying legitimate economic function.

[@imconfused1237]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@echomjp Yeah cool story bro. The whole reason people buys stocks is in the hope of selling it later on for a profit 🤡 Enjoy your company “fundamentals” when the market nosedives into price discovery.

[@nitrous2234]

Rap News 😂😂😂😂. The lore is building up

[@ultimaIXultima]

That made me lol, haha

[@Artai.wonder]

Too many bots in the comments section attacking this video..

[@EskiltheWanderer]

Comedy, delivered with straightfaced contempt for stupidity and malice. Truly precious in this age.

[@kparker2430]

i remember when the Pink Dollar was a target for investment. Now it is 'contempt for the stupid' that looms large.

[@jakegarvin7634]

Patrick's comedy has reached new levels with this video and I love it

[@obsidianjane4413]

Pretty easy when the material just writes itself.

[@Squatch_needs_no_heroes]

0:44 Snoop Dogg sold out to everyone and everything years ago.

[@alcaldealer8515]

He’s only known as a sellout these days

[@jaspervanheycop9722]

He had more integrity when he was still a literal criminal lmao.

[@PegasusMerc]

I find how open he is about being a sellout to be more respectable than most actors and musicians, who pretend to be genuine.

[@davidearl3290]

Once I saw Snoop promoting that Bored Ape crap, I knew it had no legitimacy to it. I mean..I’m a fan but c’mon..

[@kparker2430]

the fact that Snoop gets paid for anything kind of shatters the slim faith i had in economics. What is his point of difference in the market, what is his product, he's tall and dresses like 'look at me look at me', but since when was tall narcissism in such demand. It is a joke I don't get. Can I get a job doing what snoop does as a short white guy if I wear the clothes and do the walk. Nah. Is someone wash trading snoop?

[@retroatx]

Patrick, you are perhaps the most entertaining finance without being finance but possibly being finance channel in the whole of the known universe. I Love you man (and by that I mean your sense of humor and delivery of content.. it's awesome.)

[@WaterGame7777]

So called finance channel

[@darius1988]

​@@WaterGame7777allegedly

[@Artai.wonder]

They bots are attacking this video because he is exposing you guys.

[@retroatx]

@@Artai.wonder I love Patrick's content. Even when I don't agree with him it's still presented in an entertaining way so I still watch.

[@orpheusepiphanes2797]

This is a Rap Journalist channel

[@s81n]

“That little fellow from the Lord of the Rings movies” Jesus Christ I legit spit my coffee all over my iPad 😂😂

[@gcasarotto]

How much sarcasm do you use on your videos? Patrick: yes.

[@deafcon19]

I'm pretty sure that the sarcasm was briefly visible to the eye in this one.

[@markpukey8]

@@deafcon19 Long about the 45th "so called" it began to glow on his face. By the 100th "so called" it was blinding me.

[@kyledammann4284]

Nobody can righteously and hilariously punch down like Boyle. It’s an art and science.

[@MalcadorTheSigilite]

The fedcoin is real

[@ryanbernier4022]

Are you thinking about FedNow?

[@w花b]

They're sticky, as if they were made of honey

[@BTMOvie78]

They glow in the dark

[@RILEYLEIFSON_UTAH]

Just imagine the possibilities....🤔💭

[@blackbirght]

So good to hear some of those criminals got caught

[@tollermaus]

Patrick's wit is so dry that you could make a martini by having him simply breathe over the gin. He has elevated humor to a weapon devastating to stupidity. Kudos!

[@StefanMedici]

The Rap News graphic in the corner. Chef's kiss. You know we're only here for that rap news.

[@racheddar]

Waiting for the FBI Director to pump and dump and get arrested by regular police

[@jakayboy]

But the fbi is beyond legal jurisdiction.

[@Confucius_Says...]

Or federal rug pull... 😂

[@Ln-cq8zu]

I doubt it. Only the lowlife get arrested. Unless of course the swamp is really getting drained, and I doubt that too 😢

[@michaelmoorrees3585]

SEC sues FBI. Guess who gets stuck with the bill !?

[@Rockall57]

He's probably forgot which coin to do at the right time 😂

[@user-rt7of1ic3l]

9:56 I don’t wish Patrick Boyle roasting my worst enemies, this guy is nut 🤣🤣🤣

[@Conan776]

Only nerds give themselves manly nicknames.... dang it Patrick! 😭

[@gerennichols6075]

In another clip you explained that miners were not thrilled about being paid in script that was honored in the company store in the 19th century leading to 20th century banking and currency regulation in the US. Now we are in the 21st century, It's taken a century to break the bank.

[@Tracey66]

“I owe my soul to the company store.” 😅

[@robwayne]

Patrick, you are the best financial and rap music KZbinr out there. Even on a bad day, you still managed to make me laugh. Cheers

[@jeffchapman8992]

Deadpan 😂🎉 Excellent script. Brilliant delivery.

[@jlgroovetek]

Patrick Boyle has become one of my favourite comedians.

[@joehopfield]

Manipulating stock prices with fraud is illegal? Nobody told Leon.

[@francesbernard2445]

Nobody told Martha Stewart about that either while she was only serving to educate the public on how to do their own cooking at home. She did time for neglecting to hear about that law. My guess is that LEon is being favored when it comes to risking that sort of thing only because he has on more than document many times in the past selected the title Mr.

[@onemysore6120]

NexFundAI is the Steve Buscemi meme of crypto.

[@UCjNrKLyRJI-abFA8qiNo92Q]

"robo inu" lol it literally means "steal" in spanish

[@stapleman007]

My car is a Nova

[@Mordecrox]

In what country? Sounds like a regional dialect

[@robymaru03]

@@Mordecrox Rob in english, robo in spanish.

[@davidferencz9640]

@@stapleman007 I see what you did there, 🤣

[@lindadeeds5326]

@@stapleman007in fairness, all cars become No-vas if you wait long enough!

[@Artai.wonder]

Look at all the bots in the comments trying to shield this video. This guy is 100% right. This is scary how bots are attacking this video like crazy.

[@SilvanoMosca]

Your satire on the crypto world is pure gold! The way you make becoming the ‘stupid investor’ sound like the only genius move left for us plebs had me in tears.

[@intenzityd3181]

The problem is that the fiat finance world is the biggest scammy clown show of all. Not sure Boyle understands this.

[@imconfused1237]

@@intenzityd3181 Oh he does. Believe me, he really does. And that is what he is keen to protect. Within traditional finance, profits rely upon exploiting retail aka ‘dumb money’. If that sweet retail moolah is going elsewhere, then Patrick and his little chums ain’t making bank.

[@skipmcgrath]

Thanks!

[@Samstrainss]

Patrick, I think to really understand crypto you need to start your own coin and do a rap for us to sell it. Got faith in you to deliver, to the moon buddy!

[@cdorman11]

Learning by doing, it's the only way.

[@j3i2i2yl7]

Normally I would trust Patrick to "provide the liquidity to help me lose money faster", but another player has just gotten into the market, and he will allow me to use his coin to buy his watch. That's just too elegant to pass on. I'm selective about who I will join to do something stupid.

[@Samstrainss]

@@cdorman11 to clarify, he only needs to learn crypto, he is already a lyrical genius I'm sure.

[@j3i2i2yl7]

Something like this? *From the shadows he emerges, a silent beast, In the land of algorithms, he’s never ceased. His bark’s electric, his bite’s a shock, On the crypto frontier, he runs the block.* 🎤 *So here’s to the godforsaken robot dog, In the world of crypto, he’s no underdog. With every byte, with every click, He’s writing the future, brick by brick.*

[@RILEYLEIFSON_UTAH]

​@@j3i2i2yl7 B. Rabbit... is that you?? Word...

[@porcus123]

Everyone forgot that the CIA used to sell coke back in the 80s?

[@ML-ii8gt]

The difference is for the victims of that scheme I actually feel pity.

[@lmaolol9357]

FBI loves it's honeypots

[@Gunni1972]

Still does, i think. It's simply impossible to keep Wall street alive without.

[@AngelAPAVLOVSCornDog]

They're into fenty now

[@iknklst]

The CIA used to do some fantastically criminal stuff that would get tagged as cartel activity now, back in the day. They still do, but they used to do it, too.

[@Kserks96]

20:30 quick, give him a yearly financial report to read! He starting to show emotions!

[@darthsigil]

“Rap News”! 😂 I love this guy! This man is the god of satire. 😊

[@b1646717]

11:38 I thought he said queso, and i thought, "Finally, something on this channel that I'm already an expert on."

[@nandi123]

Razzle-Patrick does it again, blasting the scams and blowing up the jams.

[@mobiusinversion]

The spice, it must flow

[@ArtieKendall]

So shall the salt from the crypto bros.

[@skateata1]

Bless this man's humor. I love it.

[@bandile126]

The deadpan jokes, this 🤣🤣

[@kmw8775]

"You can't fight in here! It's the War room!"

[@bc-guy852]

I'm SO glad I come to this channel for my rap music and rap industry highlights. Patrick really knows his stuff!

[@Name-gi8dr]

Hey, not Larry David. He said "I don't think so" 😂😂😂

[@dafnik8925]

I've been watching you since the beginning, but boy oh boy.... This is the most I have laughed! This is gold!

[@mustavogaia2655]

here is the obligatory "u dont get crypto, bro!"

[@TimoRutanen]

Interestingly, the same sentence works as a ridiculous defense, and a cautionary advice on crypto.

[@MrDubyadee1]

To me, “bro” is a pejorative. If any one addresses me as “bro” my guard goes up and alarms sound.

[@dieseltinus6680]

I also don't understand crypto. It is nice to know I'm in good company.

[@todo9633]

The only thing wrong with this video is that there wasn't a "so called" in front of every noun.

[@JamieBainbridge]

* so-called video, so-called noun

[@tbotalpha8133]

Hey now, the FBI are real.

[@Retr0Dima]

I need a podcast with Patrick Boyle and Sabine Hossenfelder.

[@ellisburton8733]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@Mavrik9000]

"So bag holders basically, or members of the community who can be counted on to hold bags." 18:48

[@AdamQueen]

19:53 just check how fast she blinks

[@ShadowMuppetX]

I love how lowkey savage Patrick is.

[@avisnubia]

😂😂😂😂😂😂, I am rolling listen to you! OMG, lecture at MIT, please. This is the future of comedy. ❤

[@tottiemitchell6737]

Way better than SNL (haven't watched in 20 years but it is apparently a good laugh.)

[@ThePinkPill_OG]

You are the funniest investment guy on KZbin, and the only one I can actually understand. I love how you've evolved your content to lean in to your amazing dry humor.

[@Dunskaroo]

‘The coin can only go down 100%, worst case scenario’ lmao

[@DubGamin420]

9:28 "A nerd in a corporate logo tshirt.. .. the worst kind" That's too real 😭

[@ellisburton8733]

😂😂😂😂😂😂, genius.

[@Daniel-kq4bx]

I have no idea about finance stuff, but I love watching your videos to fall asleep. They are very entertaining and relaxing at the same time

[@Anon33467]

Love Patrick's ability to effortlessly weave together facts and bomb dropping.

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

"Oh, look, it's a nerd!" 🤣

[@Nick-from-norfolk]

Thanks

[@PBoyle]

Thank you!

[@stennostenno1346]

'You cannot fight in here, its the war room' is my favorite quote from dr. strangelove and always somewhat underapprechiated. Glad you picked it out :D

[@mutex_semaphore]

"that little fella from the LOTR movies" 🤣

[@itishastur390]

Thank you for our update into the rap world, Patrick. I know I can count on you for all my updates on Snoop Dog's music videos.

[@Lord_Stonepaw]

So glad you are back to your roots! The most up to date Rap News Channel

[@gaberoyalll]

PB personal best ! All day 🙌 🎶 🎵

[@michaelfisher9671]

You should start a crypto, Patrick. You could call it the Boyler. You could call the market maker the Boyler Room. I’d buy the hell out of it. Possibly.

[@ThePiachu]

AI wanting to harvest money from "organics" sure does sound like something AI would spit out when prompted to write a script about a scifi AI movie...

[@Gunni1972]

Some Criminal invented a code....GO FOR IT!!!

[@Atomic_Marco]

Vacuum cleaner by Razzlekhan was an absolute eyeopener. Patrick, I'll be eternally grateful. Eternally. Grateful.

[@darrenjones5885]

I was hoping Robo Emu would be an AI powered resurrection of Suzy Emu Farms.

[@vabriga1]

Just excellent. Thanks.

[@hankhillsnrrwurethra]

My wife is so cool. She comes in, I'm laughing uproariously at the bald man in the suit. She just smiles and leaves. She loves me. Edit: video over. Time to quit laughing at these dummies and get to work on my fantasy football lineups. That million dollars ain't going to win itself.

[@piercebros]

Good one

[@markrichardscaliforn]

Thanks, you are the best

[@bryandraughn9830]

Nowadays you can't have a market without a mark.

[@doctorgeneric8070]

Is this how mark to market works?

[@rushrush6754]

Whenever he displays graphic on the screen he shut his eyes for long time (we cant see) that way he can appear to go the entire video without blinking

[@ggdonkeygaming9600]

This is the only guy who I can watch the same video twice and enjoy the script. If his books are in the same manner I'm ordering :) This is a next level of Einstein quote ' if you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.' 👍

[@zackinator2011]

I always love new video from so-called finance-youtuber, Patrick Boyle

[@z4ck13]

This is one of my favorite videos and I don’t remember laughing this hard at some of the stuff you say. Comedy, Rap and financial news all in one channel.

[@MarkvanBuskirk]

I always enjoy your high quality content and your sense of humor.

[@gzoechi]

I usually just scroll by on any crypto stuff but I enjoyed several of your videos recently and decided to give it a try and was not disappointed. You could have a career as stand-up comedian 🚀

[@abebluestein1567]

My favorite youtube genre is financial analysts shitposting

[@thepandaahbear9025]

Your content truly is so great. Clearly stating the sponsored content, declaring sources and being sarcastic af. I love it!

[@Homecastlefoundation]

That's a worryingly clean kitchen Paddy. Its whiter than John Lennon's piano room

[@Confucius_Says...]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peterpresentspeter6713]

Imagine that!

[@someguy2425]

@@peterpresentspeter6713

[@neuvocastezero1838]

"There are dog themed currencies coming up, and for some reason, that's always where these stories end up."