ASMR if ASMR was ASMR

[@embryoniceyes]

mom: you better not be asmr when i get home asmr:

[@yaboiglitch909]

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO ASMR IF IT WAS ASMR BRO

[@Gamblinaddicted]

@@yaboiglitch909i want you.

[@ConfoundFaulkner]

what

[@seo5458]

you genius?

[@konuue]

“No sussiness” was not something I expected to hear within the first 24 seconds of this video 💀

[@nvm4086]

Hes so funny 😭

[@scipssi]

I'm getting tingles as if tingles were tingles

[@bdogcrafter]

“Is there anybody that feels normal? or does everybody just feel insane?” good question, I sure don’t feel normal

[@bdogcrafter]

3:20

[@sandosam807]

Normal is a matter of perspective. I personally feel normal when I don't have stress and feel content with life

[@VHav-rw2fj]

I feel normal. I think I'm pretty basic honestly. I listen to doja cat, drink Boba, and play fortnite. I'm as normal as normal gets.

[@sahmyha]

@@VHav-rw2fjbut do you feel normal?

[@sarahrashell4221]

Definitely feeling on the insane side of the spectrum tonight

[@anudariba]

patrick gotta give it to you man. this was asmr that asmr if asmr had to asmr

[@B3autyindeath]

Patrick is DEFINITELY an asmrtist if an asmrtist was an asmrtist

[@noahblais615]

the title was very intriguing i had to click on it

[@Nothinity]

Would you have clicked on the video if the title was the title?

[@Tendso]

Is this Patrick if Patrick was Patrick?

[@autumnwilliams7141]

I could see Patrick from spongebob saying this 😂

[@cecilyerker]

No this is Patrick

[@ruhrok]

nooooo this is patrick

[@Down_bad_cockroach]

I have been summoned

[@donut_hills]

Is this the Krusty Krab

[@foxtism]

not to be dramatic but i think perpendicular and parallel as trigger words paired with the car q-tip and close whispers may be the best asmr trigger in existence

[@aida_marty3647]

I was thinking exactly the same, it was amazing !

[@PatricksASMR]

I think I might do it again. and like other versions of it with different stuff :)

[@foxtism]

@@PatricksASMR i’d love that :)

[@SKH116]

It really hit me when i had to close my eyes. Im always visual fan and get lots of tingles visually, but damn that was amazing haha

[@DvorahM]

and the guessing part was really good!

[@fleamix]

i’m falling asleep as if falling asleep was falling asleep while listening to asmr if asmr was asmr

[@ac0576]

I love to play and draw all day then sleep to asmr

[@caswillsaveme]

Real

[@Blargo245]

type shit

[@micielm]

u just doing u.. real

[@ogmeateater]

Hell yeah

[@maybemintmochi_]

This is a comment if a comment was a comment

[@HM-hk6it]

This is a reply if a reply was a reply

[@sebastiancardenas3814]

This ​is a reply to a reply if a reply to a reply was a reply to a reply

[@dadlover9977]

I agree with this comment

[@goobersnooberts]

This is a reply to a reply to a reply if a reply to a reply to another reply was a reply

[@Tendso]

@@goobersnoobertsthis is a reply to a reply to a reply if a reply to a reply to a reply was a reply.

[@Tonythomas1984]

Dunno why but this guy is the only current ASMRist that gives me tingles right now. No one else comes close atm. Good morning from the UK

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

Do you know how the sun looks likeb😊

[@Mentallymuzz]

Not only is ur asmr my favorite but the slight noise of the AC in the background makes it 1000000x better

[@morguewalker11]

Its white noise or brown noise??

[@pinkleWeenkies]

@@morguewalker11one makes u fart the other, splooge of course

[@Claire-cc6xy]

@@morguewalker11white noise kinda sounds like silence is silence was a sound. But b brown move plays such a bland sound it blends into the background

[@mlmcoded]

@@Claire-cc6xy white noise is like HSSSHHHHHHHHHHE and brown noise is like BRHHHHHHHHHHHHU

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

Put the jmp scare warning next time bruv

[@lacy01]

6:43 the perpendicular or parallel part literally put me to sleep so fast it was so good 🙏

[@caffe1n8ed]

Aw shit you’re right that part is heavenly!

[@caffe1n8ed]

I want a full video of that cuz it’s literally the auditory equivalent of the sharp or dull test!! The sharp or dull trigger annoys me so much cuz I CANT FEEL IT BUT I WANT TOOOO like i love sensory triggers so i feel disappointed that I cant experience them through the screen lol So yea the parallel perpendicular test was HEAVENLY

[@lacy01]

@@caffe1n8ed yesss lol i totally get what u mean!! i would love a full video of just parallel or perpendicular

[@magaroni225]

“that was something else entirely” took me out LMAO, i actually liked perpendicular and parallel!

[@Sugatron-ft5wo]

2:00 me when someone's ask me to describe my cat:

[@wishborn_angel]

no clickbait title 12/10 thank you 🙏

[@ghostsontrains7629]

*TIMESTAMPS* No timestamps people yet so tn i am timestamp people so hiiii~ 🪷 0:01 - 0:48 intro 🌲 0:48 - 4:02 brushing and talking 🌻 4:07 - 9:22 little sponge thingy 6:40 perpendicular or parallel 🍂 9:25 - 12:35 wood plastic thing 💐 12:42 - 18:46 brush and wood tapping 🍁 19:15 - 21:57 squishy soap holder (mic wrapping, “polly pocket" and tapping) 🌴 22:03 - 28:24 sponge (scratching, mic tapping, sponge related things) 🗿 28:29 - 33:40 bag of stones 🌷 33:41 - 34:32 cupped wispers and hand sounds 🍀 34:33 - 40:04 box noises 🍄 40:35 - 47:25 wood bowl 47:30 - 48:45 outro OKAY GOOODNIGHT

[@x__dolorem__x6618]

God bless bro 🙏🎉

[@qnabv]

I hope your pillows are cold every night during summer

[@The_dante_boy]

Omg a timestamp if a timestamp was a timestamp

[@PatricksASMR]

Lovely, thank you so much

[@ghostsontrains7629]

@@qnabv thank u!

[@m.wayy123]

8:58 -9:12 SO RELAXING I NEED A FULL VID WITH THIS TRIGGERRRR

[@seal.soup.]

that dog pom pom thing looks like a prize from a dave n busters

[@Elina-h0e]

It reminds me of the moomin intro where moomins are in the pink clouds😭

[@PureYoutube]

1 minute into a 48 minute asmr video saying he doesnt know what to talk about. a pro indeed. a master of his craft

[@SomeRandomAustralian]

Damn dude you’re really good at this, most asmr channels seem like their doing their 9-5 jobs using asmr as a broad categories but yours are genuinely tingle inducting. Time well spent! Hope it pays off for you.

[@somebody_that_you_used_to_know]

41:26 This whole time all I could think was “Do you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?”

[@CloudAuraAngel]

Insert 365 by charli xcx

[@RoastedDinosaurs]

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@vennxie]

You exist in the context

[@thehermionegrangerr]

​@@vennxieof all in which you live

[@frickenbacon5388]

And what came before you

[@amongussusser-v3g]

2:35 bros literally confessed his love on me

[@DisguisedNinja789]

Dude 😭

[@joeyseriously]

Right

[@rkkms_]

this cracked me up 💀💀

[@Imslickwidit]

When something weird or confusing happens to me it gets my anxiety up and this video actually helped me rationalize it a bit

[@img0ingb4ckto505]

just some godly timestamps for myself 0:48 4:09 - 4:38 oh my goddd 4:55 - 5:17 OH MY GODDD i cant this entire video is perfection

[@RashadSaleh92]

This sentence ends with the word twice twice.

[@PatricksASMR]

:O holy fuk dude

[@3starsburningbright]

Oh my god

[@mnarii]

I'm glad english isn't my first language bc I can listen to asmr and just hear "rubgolbeudirondjdjdksk" and not real words. Sometimes I understand but I can turn off my b2 English and be happy

[@mnarii]

I take back what I said, he just asked "why life is weird man?" And now i'm thinking seriously

[@wakarimasenai]

@@mnarii read your comment exactly when he said that) what a coincidence!)

[@thehermionegrangerr]

This MIGHT be ASMR

[@WinterDivine9]

I never rly liked when asmr was asmr, but u know when asmr is ASMR? Wow then that shit slaps

[@theangelkade5324]

6:40 i actually loved the perpendicular or parallel game 😭😭

[@canarywingss]

Thank you Patrick. This video is heaven sent. My dog is being put down tomorrow, so dealing with alot of emotions rn. This has really helped to relax me, I love your voice so much, its so soothing and comforting. I honestly appreciate just you making content.

[@PatricksASMR]

It's all going to be okay I promise!!

[@canarywingss]

@@PatricksASMR Appreciate it

[@I_pirated_premium]

I'm really sorry about your dog. That's one of the toughest decisions but it's a humane and loving one. Im sure you gave your dog an amazing life, and I hope you are handling grief. It's a rough process but I hope you are doing better

[@canarywingss]

@@I_pirated_premium Thanks

[@badkitty1523]

Your ASMR videos are absolutely amazing! You really understand the science of sound and its influence on relaxation. They always help me relax and unwind after a long day. Thank you for putting so much care and creativity into your content-it's truly appreciated! 🙂

[@TiRoASMR]

i totally feel you on the music thing, playing and singing is so fun, but producing music is actually the most painful feeling ever, it's so frustrating and it makes me want to quit every single time lol

[@PatricksASMR]

It makes me wanna cry lmao

[@TiRoASMR]

@@PatricksASMR real :|

[@nicholasstehl6375]

It always astounds me how channels that are this good with this many subscribers can go under the radar for so many people like myself for so long

[@dawtnextdoor]

im falling asleep as if falling asleep was falling asleep

[@beautyqueenwithin]

The close up whispers were so nice especially when paired with the brushing. Thank you :)

[@grvyrddrms]

this is literally crazy. like. this is like if asmr was asmr. insane.

[@avasmith4798]

watching patrick’s asmr has become a nightly routine

[@wheatlynnmichael4121]

I need a whole vid of just the parallel and perpendicular thing ❤

[@chroniclesof2sassysophomores]

Ngl that perpendicular vs parallel gane was the best asmr game and most fun frfrfr

[@J3245-LB]

You were right this is ASMR if ASMR was ASMR though

[@Itz.amiraa]

yoooo . your breathy and upclose whispers are so good . we need a full length vidddd

[@jhonjhon-sf8ft]

I skipped ahead and 1:40 is all i see💀

[@TCC4118]

Why does he always looks like he just found out some life changing information that is haunting him and is being forced to record ASMR

[@airi5358]

A handsome man, if a handsome man was a handsome man

[@av.859]

I have used this video to fall asleep all week. Thank you so much for all that you do. I love when you whisper/talk about random stuff when doing the triggers also ☺️

[@jordaneliza]

bro’s a cutie patootie

[@cecilyerker]

I been saying this

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

​@@cecilyerker marry him then

[@Redcaurd]

i feel like ive finally found what type of asmr I like. Idk why, but ur whole performance, voice, surrounding, ambience is all so relaxing. If I were to describe your type of asmr, it'd be: The feeling when you're home from a busy day, it's nightime, and you just got out of a long shower looking like a wet kitten. After drying off, you're just on the bed with a fuzzy mind and wrapped in a warm blanket.

[@Leopardeye]

This is impossible. ASMR will NEVER be ASMR. 😩

[@jaydahood8361]

Patrick is just so relaxing to watch, yet i cant fall asleep because he is equally intriguing 😆 if i listen to sleep i must put my phone down immediately 😅

[@emabusneag4710]

“No sussyness”😭

[@catroph]

love your channel so much bro, your combination of conversational topics, visual triggers and brain melting asmr props just gets me so relaxed and calm, great for post-studies 🙏

[@JennyNow]

The perfect title is an art form in its own right. Well done 🎉❤

[@KorGiiYt]

6:05 his face lolllll

[@DaltonDoesASMR]

I watched the whole thing thinking the title was ASMR if I was ASMR for some reason. Never got to figure out what you would be like if you were ASMR but was a pleasure to watch through anyway lol

[@steeece]

“Are you Patrick because you're the best wizard, or are you the best wizard because you're Patrick”

[@just_call_me_leo]

Bob Ross of asmr

[@yoochewb]

i cannae sleep at this very second and was browsing asmr. i see this video as a blessing 🫡 thank you patrick

[@miltt523]

1:41 yess is a little creepy 😂 I love your videos patrick always make me feel relax and comfortable!

[@rebyfour2492]

The little game perpendicular parallel with eyes closed was really fun and tingly! You always make me smile and sleep man! :D

[@Tyler-rf6im]

This is Patrick if mayonnaise was an instrument

[@abbyisokayy]

Fire title btw

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

Fire tits tops ngl iykyk waka w kaka

[@plx26]

20:55 mmhmm... Now that was amazing!

[@underthestarsA]

Thanks for the time stamp 🙏🏻

[@asmrloverer]

Feels like jesse from breaking bad hiding in a closet from walt to do do asmr

[@DxmbGxrl]

6:40 was so good! And i actually closed my eyes for the game my brain got tingles i felt it in my brain like i felt like it ironed out all my brain bumps

[@AdriansWhimsicalASMR]

i wish my asmr was asmr, but at least i have this video

[@DishaChhibbar]

this is the asmr video of all time

[@mmhm6827]

the perpendicular and parallel trigger was so good! i havent seen anything like it its so creative

[@wasai17]

If ASMR was a person:

[@2009hertube]

I ❤❤❤the wooden bowl at the end. I liked the parallel &perpendicular game too.

[@miyandere]

whatever the strange dog thing is, it makes incredibly relaxing noises

[@mmmicaela]

nah man this asmr if it was asmr it would definitely be THE asmr

[@jeffreycoulombe528]

I really do prefer my ASMR to be ASMR

[@weapymeadows3145]

what the hell have I been watching this whole time if it’s not asmr 😭

[@ethanashe1779]

I really wish you did some full whisper videos because your asmr is amazing but your soft spoken voice is so loud and it keeps me from falling asleep.

[@Ghostsgonebye]

What if asmr wasn’t asmr when you did asmr so it’s not asmr but it’s technically asmr

[@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472]

You are such a stress reliever for me Patrick. Thank you so much for the asmr❣️(also I love the fluffy pug thing lol)

[@ClaireBear._.]

0:30 “there’s gonna be sounds and.. talk😃”

[@blonded4471]

holy shit the pink fluffy thing at the beginning gave me tingles and i NEVEEERRRR get tingles, ur mic settings gotta be out of this world (side note i think it’s cute not scary 😠)

[@user-xt9yc1gq4d]

Dang I feel like this cleared years worth of emotional build up in my brain 😨 Like seriously you’re the kind of free I didn’t know I wanted to be.

[@Iwasborntowatchmemes]

You’re my favorite asmrist, I love your videos so much!! You help me fall asleep all the time :)

[@nocturnalratz]

Im having a stroke trying to read these comments half asleep dawg😭

[@GoldenEspeon1337]

The perpendicular and parallel game was fun

[@melophile8569]

Wowww, i’m early, yo Patrick i love you, you’re my favorite asmrist, lately i’ve been studying to your videos, i put them on in the background and i just feel sm less alone and unmotivated to do things like stuDYING, so thank you so much🙏🏼 (you have a great voice and a lovely personality, 🫶🏼!! Love you man)

[@TNHookem]

The orange brush thingy makes crackling sounds from a fire ❤

[@AdielleSteel]

Your ASMR really just hits diff 😌

[@directorgracie3760]

i thought Q from impractical jokers was doing ASMR for a second

[@idk...416]

LMAO

[@mmhm6827]

"Q, your punishment for being tonights biggest loser is making a 48 minute long ASMR video!"

[@yoalanorchid9318]

Parallel and perpendicular need to become a series 🫠

[@restingveins]

this is the 1st time i actually finished this vid w/o falling asleep halfway through and holy shit the bag of rocks was SO good

[@prettyglitter17]

you’re the perfect asmr artist!! thank you soo soo much for your effort!!!!!! i love you so so much

[@4091dnelb]

Nah fr I literally only get tingles from him

[@ossissimoo]

geometry asmr might be the best thing I'll witness in my life

[@OliviaMartin-k9u]

Man you know you got me thinking this is asmr if asmr was asmr

[@oo.2kw]

this title KINDA makes sense ☝🏽

[@angelicallymils]

the title really grabbed my attention so i had to check it out fr

[@mrowlsss]

KEEP THIS UP PLEASE I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR MONTHS

[@femcel_undercover]

why?

[@nqnq2534]

The Daniel Radcliffe of the asmr

[@judhi1473]

I've come to this asmr countless time, maybe 3 to 4 times a week since it releases... The truth is i really love the car qtip asmr... Can we get another one pls 🥺

[@judhi1473]

I even started to memorize your monologue 😭

[@lilyy0091]

here's my comfort space thanks Pat