Pat Stares At Resident Evil Zero (Part 3)

Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at / patstaresat

[@DirtyFishy]

'Licking the frosting off of a mud pie' sounds like the worst most horrific sexual act.

[@JakeA6956]

Pat one day earlier: Elmo doesn't eat human food. CURAZEYYYYYY TALKKUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! Currently: Elmo tried to poison himself.

[@theR1ch]

One of these days it’s just gonna be “Gameplay starts at 3:28:52”

[@FutBoy281]

Pat: So I'm streaming RE0 tonight *CRAZY TALK ACTIVATED*

[@Apollo747]

After watching these last two uploads of this: I don't blame him for not wanting to.

[@chinTF]

The Elmo poison arc was more tense than anything in this game

[@jackcayman3273]

Still filler though...

[@yfullman]

@@jackcayman3273 You say filler, I say character development.

[@dracomundo1498]

@Salty Stones bro let them be worried about their cat

[@gaminggoddess85]

@Salty Stones Hey man I fed your cat some antifreeze. Oh don't bother taking them to the vet, it was only a little. They didn't need both of those kidneys anyway.

[@gaminggoddess85]

The amount of toxin is so far off the point that it's orbiting the moon, and whether or not I'd kill people to save an animal has nothing to do with you being a skunt.

[@mr.e3123]

Elmo: I learned it by watching you, Mom. I learned it by watching you.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

54:15 - "Ha ha! I pooped myself, but you're a heroin addict!" is probably one of the funniest out of context quotes imaginable.

[@TajesMahoney]

Actual gameplay starts at 1:55:45

[@AdrianArmbruster]

You can tell he really doesn't want to even begin this game because almost every episode takes an hour+ to even start.

[@Dragasen]

@@AdrianArmbruster Might be. I've watched every RE stream so far and part usually takes an hour to even get into the game. Really annoying imo, i'd be okay with 30-40 minutes of chat and getting into it.

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@Dragasen To be fair JUST THIS ONCE there was a bit of a crisis where Paige thought her cat was going to die that took up some of that dead time.

[@josh-oo]

Thanks for the timestamp, dude. You're a good person.

[@kahlilg9824]

Dragasen It’s free. Stfu and watch.

[@thelaughingrouge]

Woolie: Wants to pretend the old channel never happened. Pat: "BILLY!" x50.

[@arashi86]

The "angels are dead people/angels aren't dead people" debate, tho. Best part of Resident Evil Zero.

[@thelaughingrouge]

Paige clearly has no idea what an angel is. Also she clearly got home from the vet and started to drink *HEAVILY* !

[@WatrDragn]

Paige's eyes are so active that they can't take in information properly.

[@imlaffytaffy]

I would ask how Paige could have been Catholic and be this wrong about angels, but that's a question that answers itself.

[@metaturnabout9259]

Pat should have just given paige a blue herb for all the poison

[@Khotgor]

2:21:30 "Does she only shoot when you do?" Yes, Pat... you already knew this, and did it, on Best Friends Play. 2:23:20 "Well... you learn something new every day, I guess" Yes Pat, having a terrible memory does that.

[@PredatoryQQmber]

Terrible memories AND huuuuge confirmation bias along with narcissistic self-assurance that make you instantly believe any inane idea that pops up into your head and somehow fits into a jigsaw puzzle that is your mentality. Like "AI and real-life coop partners only waste ammo that you MUST hoard at all costs while prolonging the game and blaming it for being badly designed !". Damn, how I wish for LPs of Dishonored & Prey for the full breakage of Pat…

[@johnnydoe6325]

The RE4 Slider Puzzle is really easy. Just move the center piece into position,and rotate the outside pieces clockwise.

[@blackdragon42187]

God, that sound effect at 17:00 caused me physical pain.

[@jasonwhigham335]

Pat asserted his manliness more like pat inserted his manliness

[@NotTooWellKnown]

In which Elmo eats poison

[@samuelgoad7320]

Rip hairy boi

[@Radoh1017]

2:24:15 In defense of that boss fight the proto-tyrant being shot to death in a sewer has a certain je ne sais quoi to it. Like "fuck you you aren't important" is an important emotion to have towards certain types of villains.

[@maurounit-1200]

"Your uterus coughed on me earlier!" That's it, we have the fucking quote, we have one of Pat's best quotes

[@Trent8086]

Paige needs to watch "Dogma" by Kevin Smith. It'll explain angels to her a little better. The oldest movie I enjoyed: Ten Commandments. Basically to me any movie older than that is garbage.

[@godsplayingfield]

when you're at the stage where "he wont look at that he'll be afraid it's Kirby's cock" is a legitimate concern and valid point, it's either "you made it!" or "you cant get any lower than this"

[@DarkPlague20]

why not both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@deeta000]

I just always played as Rebecca. Ammo never seemed like an issue even with Billy always shooting. And I rarely had to babysit him.

[@YoursTrulyMew]

I don't think has moved from his couch for years now..

[@themumblingtacos]

anyone remembers the RE4 prototype that had paranormal monster and the a dude with a meat hook following you like mister x? they were pictures of seems like a zeppelin

[@BootlegNero]

Im glad this one extends longer then the others with their two parters... So I can see you suffer and laugh my ass off because of it. This is the best one by far to watch, unless you count cvx because thats what i use to sleep. I never make it in over 15 mins in that before i fall asleep.

[@imlaffytaffy]

100% with Pat on this one, why would you ever trust a neighbor?

[@DanteMasaru]

I have escaped the frog on my own on more than a few occasions. It's doable by inputting the same series of button (and d-pad) presses to escape zombie grabs.

[@ThePerrperr]

I absolutely CANNOT remember the old re0 lp they did on the channel.

[@MuffinHunterX]

I don't know if it's more sad or telling that as an atheist I know so much about Christian lore. Dead humans do not become angels. They're just dead in heaven. Angels are divine creatures that were made to serve the insecure sky fairy.

[@ElvenSpartan777]

so i was tabbed out while paige was talking about how angels are dead people and I became so shocked and appalled that I tabbed back in at 3:26:00 only to see that I was making the same exact expression as Pat. My God, Paige. What are you doing?

[@dudere]

I am watching this LP from the future to tell you all that "The War Of The Worlds" was not inaccurate if we assume the aliens think like humans, because humans underestimate germs too.

[@muffinzetta3670]

wait paige hates "it's a wonderful life"?............she's a monster!

[@RudolvonStroheim]

Elmo's little stomach being pumped is all your fault, Pat. You watched him do it.

[@SinHurr]

Come to think of it, RE4 doesn't have an item box either, and that ties into the Attache Case HD mini-game (which I love) but it *does* make buying and keeping the super special extra weapons around a giant pain in the ass. The Steam version could add a between-mission box like RE5 and I'd probably bust a nut.

[@OspreySoul]

"I'm baking you a bread with my heart" BROKE ME.

[@Arkonu]

I thought I was gonna stop caring once the game was over but then I got super invested in the conversation.

[@gaminggoddess85]

2:35:04 Hey Pat, know what other RE has big scare moments for normal enemies? RE1 and REmake with the kitchen zombie and various closet zombies. It's not a CV/0 exclusive problem, stop making things up.

[@charlesgray6385]

Fighting a loosing battle here man you can’t reason with piss-baby ginger couch goblins. But yeah the kitchen zombie in REmake is one of the most memorable scares in Resident Evil. Although it’s just a measly easily avoidable zombie I remember that terrifying me when it came out because of what it *could* be. Various closet zombies I can give or take. Normal monsters can still elicit fear if set up well or used at a moment where you have very limited resources.

[@deeta000]

Kitchen zombie in 4 as well.

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@charlesgray6385 I'm just annoyed at his "let's turn this thing I like when other games do it into a game-destroying flaw for this game" attitude he's had this whole LP. There's only so many times I can listen to his exaggerated whining and pedantry before it seriously makes me want to unsub.

[@Playernumbernull]

I think Pat's just decided that he doesn't like those games, and thus will hold them to an entirely different standard than those he does - even if it makes him incredibly inconsistent. I'm not a huge fan of RE0 or CV either (they're pretty weak RE games) and think Pat definitely has points in his critique of them, but even I think he's complaining about the pettiest of shit sometimes and blowing how bad they are out of proportion.

[@joshuanelson6795]

@@gaminggoddess85 I actually unsubscribed after the Code Veronica playthrough. I understand not everyone shares my love for that game (or this one), but all Pat did was whine, act miserable and blame the game for his own poor play style (especially during The Nosferatu battle) the entire time. I decided to return and give this LP a chance, but it ended up being more of the same. It's a shame because I was a big fan of The Super Best Friends, but I've come to the conclusion that I don't find Pat very entertaining or enjoyable as a solo gamer. I'm glad many other people still enjoy his content, but I unfortunately can no longer really include myself in that category.

[@Shieldwall100]

Ever since Pat started considering his work as "Art", he's treating the audience much worse. Like, cutting to splash screen 4 times before any gameplay. What a diva.

[@TasTheWatcher]

'Joseph Anderson makes long videos' *Laughs in Mauler viewer*

[@grandarkfang_1482]

A fellow Hate Monger of the Toxic Brood, I see.

[@V3RTIGO222]

Pat and Paige having a sex talk pre-stream has to be the comedic highlight of my day.

[@Dragasen]

Pat's bard story to Paige is pure excellence.

[@WolfAnge23]

We should add Becca and Billy as extra stands to Crazy Talk

[@dornob13]

I now get angles are dead people....bless her heart.

[@spike339]

Bruh why does it take him almost an hour every video to even start?

[@Fullwolf346]

Paige freaking out so much over some frosting really says a lot about her not knowing how cats work despite having had Elmo for so long. I love my cat more than I'll ever love myself and even I wouldn't freak out and raise my voice over her licking frosting off a mud pie. Chill. Chat was right. Worst thing that would have happened is he'd have had a particularly smelly shit later on. Now if he'd gotten into something really spicy, or eaten multiple bars of pure chocolate or gotten into some medication? Sure, freak out then because that's an emergency. But losing your shit over some frosting...come on. All you did was get people worried and probably stressed Elmo out by getting upset.

[@112523]

if you watch joseph anderson then you basically also have to watch tehsnakerer

[@StorytellerofMultipleWorlds]

so a friend and I were talking about Signs and what if the Aliens were only here to obverse us, but when Mel cut off that one Alien fingers they retaliate against us?

[@kagato0987]

I doubt Paige has ever paid attention to anything for more than 4 microseconds. I had to turn the video off after hearing the beginning of the stupidness at the end. Not surprised, she drinks mustard...

[@gaminggoddess85]

Chocolate is lethal to both cats and dogs. Paige was right to rush Elmo to the vet.

[@freddorado2772]

Good thing whipped cream isn't chocolate.

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@freddorado2772 He had a little chocolate.

[@Fullwolf346]

A bit of chocolate isn't, you dummy. Especially not the shit that's in most dessert. If he'd been eating pure melted chocolate out of a bowl, sure. Hopefully she realized how much she overreacted later and knows to not leave her fucking chocolate dessert in reach of her cat from now on. That's the real takeaway here; Paige needs to think more about what she's eating around Elmo.

[@funkybones]

3:24:06 someone in chat must've watched the Amazing Atheist.

[@ThePerrperr]

How the FUCK did an 18 year old get into the equivalent of SWAT?

[@AK3601]

Our lovely ginger goblin got done with jank game. Please play RE: Gaiden. I want to see your face become a raisin.

[@pokemooney9329]

I feel for you guys. When I was younger we went to a family party, and when we came home the bag of Hershey's Kisses we had on the counter fell and my dog tore into it. Ipecac filled the bathtub, but he was okay after. I was a wreck the whole time.

[@CorneliousRR]

That moment when you love watching Pat Bumble King his way through games, but when he over-complicates a simple logic puzzle and says the game sucks for it, well, let's just say the moment he started saying this was worse than CVX is when I stopped listening to his opinions on the matter. Yes this game has glaring issues, but like CVX is a fucking slog and boring as hell which is it's major sin, better to be bad and interesting than bad and boring.

[@TheKrawtch]

_are demons just dead people then?_

[@dustyngarrison8916]

Does free healthcare in Canada expand to vet visits as well?

[@heykak]

19:50 anyone knows who they are talking about?

[@DarkPlague20]

sounds like someone named Mandalore

[@priceyyeti4058]

Look up Mandalore gaming.

[@irurwurst]

isnt pat crazy talked about the lab? like its supposed to be one that just looks similar?

[@Shawn_Boyce]

Billy game please capcom Billy in the woods trying to escape. I think Billy lies about this story to Rebacca probably spelled her name wrong

[@Zeikier]

The worst part about hearing about more youtube channels to watch is trying to figure out phonetics with no spelling guide for any of them. Like whoever "Raysfix" and "Razputen" are that Pat mentioned and those prolly aren't the proper names!

[@RandomBakedCake]

3 1/2 hour stream with an 1 1/2 of gameplay, all I can say is, git gud Pat, could have been done in 2 streams.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Too busy throwing out 20 minutes of progress a hundred times to save one of his billion bullets and healing items.

[@gaminggoddess85]

3:15:54 Pat thinks vampires are bitches because sunlight weakness, confirmed. Here's a thought: what if the aliens in Signs didn't know they were deathly allergic to water before coming to our water-covered rainy humid planet? Maybe water doesn't exist on their planet?

[@yfullman]

Wasn't it implied they weren't even aliens but actually demons, and it was holy water that got rid of them?

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@yfullman I don't even know, the only time I watched Signs was back when it was new.

[@TheCommanderT]

I think they knew because the movie also mentions how people weren’t seeing signs of aliens in any areas that were near large bodies of water. Hence why they mainly focused on inland areas.

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@TheCommanderT That just means they could've landed on Earth and learned water was bad for them when Zorgblarg stepped in a puddle and his foot melted off.

[@Shieldwall100]

The Signs aliens were really bad at market research.

[@JMONE3Y1000]

una a hour in and he hasnt played the game yet... :(

[@jackcayman3273]

You still got another hour and a half.

[@MajorCrasher]

That's pretty standard for Pat honestly

[@Shawn_Boyce]

4 is after zero?

[@bask7580]

Curb makes me so uncomfortable that even hearing Pat describe an episode makes me want to turn *this video* off.

[@SilverJakler]

3:25:18 "wut"

[@TheCoolestRyker]

NO PAT DON'T WATCH EFAP NO

[@PredatoryQQmber]

6:32 Men don't "wait"… 8:25 He should do "Irish" more often, it's not as horrible as other attempts at an accent. 9:05 & 32:00 As with Dishonored, surely, it's the game that's "worse" and not the player ! 15:40 & 50:30 Slob transformation complete. 22:50 Yeah, she shouldn't do that… that's some dying messages. 39:30 The impudence of cat ! 44:48 What a weirdo ! 51:15 "The very bad word"… pfff, Americans… 58:25 "Reject your straight-edginess" - says Paige ! 1:07:00 That's sad how consumerist life-style under the boot of anarcho-capitalist rentiers makes psychiatric therapy life's necessity to handle society's self-destructive tendency. 1:13:03 From Pat's overconfidence madness to Paige's inconfidence madness. 1:44:55 Man joins the club of housewives married to closeted g-men (KZbin deletes comments for "politically incorrect words" now but you have to guess which ones). Nice "Avatar: The Last Airbender" reference. 1:55:38 Solid plan. 1:58:40 Bah-te-rry! 2:09:20 Yeah, how despicable to have puzzles in this puzzle game series… 2:19:45 & 2:21:20 Pat sure loves to speak out of his ass with absolute confidence… 2:20:55 Uh-huh, "all media should be the same as what I got used to as a kid !"… It's also "cool" how he forgot that you can combine items without picking them the second one up… which he did in SBF LP. 2:39:53 Ah, yes, "that slide puzzle" for kinder-garden that you can do in seconds at a glance… 2:41:00 He did the same stupid shit in the original LP too… 2:44:00 These place-holder textures did no hold up well with their "Room Purification Room" nonsense ! 2:45:40 If only there was some kind of convenient save-room right before the boss which Pat could have pointed out multiple times before… 2:50:00 Woolie and "cam-pyu-ters"… Well, actually, with Linux and other Unix-like OS you can update any part at any moment and not reboot for YEARS of pure uptime… but he uses Windows, so… most common reason to fuck up such Windows update is having non-default "antivirus" or a really nasty driver or "system service" (which are the same thing). 5:53:50 Ha… I have 555 tabs in tree-style tab view of my browser right now… and yes, that's three 5ths… 3:00:30 "Oh, muh itom-boks, this game is not like the other, how dare they !" 3:04:40 Elmo Overreaction Saga's FInale. 3:07:10 "Bromide in chocolate…" WHAT ?! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine 3:19:50 "Terrible CG movies" ? You mean the actual best of RE series non-gameplay content, right ? 3:25:10 Paige's theology classes…