Patti Harrison Performs the Song She Wrote for Dua Lipa

[@pridenixon]

So happy that Patti managed to find another career after her tables business went bust

[@Monkeyshaman]

What did she do?

[@giovannisoaresvercellino2411]

@@Monkeyshaman Eddie munster screwed up her tables, and those tables were her livelihood

[@Monkeyshaman]

@@giovannisoaresvercellino2411 tables are her corn?

[@PepsiFuture]

@@giovannisoaresvercellino2411 To be fair she shouldn’t have yelled at eddy

[@kendomyers]

How is tables a job?

[@MelancholyofMere09]

"I really wanted to make music and then I started to do comedy and I was like this is easier because I don't have to be like as vulnerable" is an underrated hilarious part of this bit

[@KalieShorr]

Nobody laughed and it stressed me out cause it was so funny

[@bennett4789]

thats not even a joke

[@WebberLowe]

​@@KalieShorr nobody laughed because it wasn't a joke

[@michaeltorres7544]

Ur weird af

[@moonbeam4016]

please confirm please confirm pLEASE CONFIRM

[@mariamama11]

fav part

[@nyancatmeows]

If she actually released this, I would stream this. I'm dead serious. I think this is comedic genius.

[@michaelfrancis0219]

It also appeals to the edgy teenage demographic

[@aaryngoldstein5655]

Heres the original lol.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/bn6lfnh9opqeiNE

[@Gonk]

It would work I mean look at Doja Cat's song Moo :)

[@timokirchler]

Aaryn Goldstein ehh not really

[@Gonk]

@@kithand1106 are you talking about Doja cat being famous before Moo? LOL I think not, she even knows Moo pushed her up and got her way more fans, be real.

[@MarinaAndTheDevil]

🎵 *please confirm please confirm please confirm please confirm please confirm* 🎶

[@william522]

Lyrical genius 😍🌠

[@sillylittleboy7791]

You are on everything gay I watch and i love you

[@AlexLopez-hn5ru]

HOWLLLLIIIINNNNGGGGGGG

[@dreamulator]

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[@renoodle5554]

Patti Harrison is legitimately one of the funniest people out there, especially on twitter. I started following her on a whim and her tweets are one of the few things on this godforsaken planet I actually look forward to anymore

[@stevencaldwell848]

Literally SAME

[@beanditch]

Have you seen the videos where she learns about different animals?

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Her insta is batshit chaotic and I love it.

[@SadieAtCollege]

What’s her twitter name?

[@henrygatenby9105]

​@@SadieAtCollege @Party_Harderson, but her account was suspended after she comically impersonated the official Nilla Wafers page, claimed Sia was running the account, and tweeted "If you are bisexual, we do not want your business."

[@magmamarshez6203]

when she start doing her impression and had to stop to say dua lipa is english i lost it

[@samlamson6370]

My favorite part, honestly. So, so good.

[@dopeblacktherapist]

So, idk this comedian and I had no idea what to expect. I honestly thought she was being sincere at first. Idk why youtube suggested this to me, but I'm glad it did cuz I laughed my butt off.

[@broadwaymelody33]

Please watch Patti Reviews Exotic Animals, Milk Snake.

[@sebasmarees5715]

Same hahaha

[@BohemianAnthem]

Omg same

[@dopeblacktherapist]

Btw thanks for all the likes. Never had this many!

[@sheeeitmayn4384]

Your name is a lil familiar in a weird way. Can't put my finger on, or in it, well you can put a lot in it I'm sure actually. 🤔

[@wltsmr0091]

“Please confirm” lolllll

[@wlee6685]

Look for the song "I Would Kill Myself and You Too" on ITunes .

[@CuPc8K3]

That naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so early.

[@samuellennyviner]

🤣

[@hnek]

I cannot hear someone say "early" without repeating how she says it so weirdly!!

[@dudedude64]

Did I stutter, Meghan?

[@hnek]

@@dudedude64 SANTA CLAUS

[@MatthewMuhammad]

Steve makes ONE Christmas joke, and everyone shits themselves laughing?

[@lordesonionringsaccount]

She did more choreo than Dua Lipa wow.

[@soaribb32]

Which is not a lot

[@whome779]

@@soaribb32 that was the joke

[@Nihilist_Porcupine]

Dua Lipa's choreo is looking like Dua Lipa.

[@ginandromeda1618]

Reading this in 2020 when Dua is the queen of the new disco music and improved waaaay more her choreography

[@dachshund_gaming]

@@ginandromeda1618 yeah I saw her on snl and the dancing was good

[@alexiahetka]

“we met an hour ago but i’m in love with you because you’re taller than me” finally a song that represents me

[@wildmercuryfilms]

and the person served food to her, because it’s their job

[@zoeh.2361]

The fact that I was 100% expecting this to be legit made it even better I had never heard of this comedian until now

[@dorian4404]

fucking same

[@bamboo_brianna]

How?!

[@periwinkle_hat]

I was already intimately familiar and I still had like a 20% expectation of earnestness

[@nerolemon]

She is great in cool blue car

[@Oldheadnate]

I know I'm 4 years late to this comment but she's in a couple skits on I Think You Should Leave on Netflix. Id recommend it and she always steals the show

[@Travelerme1]

I kinda imagined a parody music video for Romeo and Juilet for this 😂

[@magpie405]

Lmao

[@kymberlycourage]

Sameeeeeeee

[@cheesecakelasagna]

we all should fund it lol

[@lolasoc131]

This is a bop, I'm surprised Dula Peep passed on it.

[@officialau]

3:56 Nice save... I was holding on to the edge of my seat because of that

[@Araclion]

So stupid 🤣🤣

[@kymberlycourage]

That save was so wise 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@megf5124]

The face she makes when she says, "as soon as he grows up" 😂😂😂

[@jenndpelaez]

It’s so hilarious!! Also probably so this clip could be aired and streamed.

[@ulture]

I was laughing but then I remembered the Lostprophets guy literally got a woman to do that for him and now I'm just depressed

[@BenjaminBattington]

With the outro it makes it seem like she added it to fix it after getting the email reply, which just makes it even more hilarious imagining that she thought this version might get approved 😂

[@7elEvan1]

dismissively hand-waving "when he grows up," like fine sure I guess I'd wait, is my favorite part

[@henrytawnn8694]

Same here and her rolling her eyes.

[@nyancatmeows]

I thought at the beginning it was serious, if listening to the looping vocals in the instrumental, I thought it was saying "Girl Power" which would make it sounds like it was all serious!!

[@aarond9563]

The "when he grows up" line got me. She's great! Love her from Shrill!

[@jacksonwright5145]

The face when she sings "when he grows up" is hilarious. Like "I'm singing this disclaimer because I have to" lol

[@Nam34303]

That's the funniest part 🤣🤣

[@hacksaw24]

that's predatory behavior

[@sayograi6451]

What a romantic song

[@morganbowling1577]

Romeo: Juliet: this song

[@portopilzi]

I mean it's just a question of how suicidal you were coming into it!

[@Gonk]

I think this is only funny because Dua Lipa performs and sounds exactly like that lol.

[@sheen8270]

I remember seeing her peform this live at the lyric hyperion a couple years ago, totally not expecting any of this and I laughed so damn hard I puked in my mouth but I swallowed it cause I didnt want to puke on her.

[@henrytawnn8694]

🎼 "I would puke, I would puke in a kid's mouth, for you." 🎼🎤

[@sheen8270]

@@henrytawnn8694 lmfao

[@ZallopV]

troll comedy for the millennials lmao

[@ZallopV]

Areli Martin ahahah ultimate dream! Their “I luv u “s ... would be so real

[@coldbrewprods]

@@arelimartin8414 women for fielder

[@IvyPoit]

Oh damn I was skeptical at first but that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@ss11111ss]

ever??

[@StellaPurple]

"Please confirm" 🤣

[@jazechun7184]

My favorite part of this song is that she says there's not going to be choreography and then she really gets into it. I love you Patti Harrison ever since I saw you in I think you should leave with Tim Robinson

[@davidadams2395]

"These tables are how I buy my house. They keep my house _hot!"_

[@user-zy5dp8fl8n]

@@davidadams2395 tables are my corn!!!

[@gamert28]

I can’t watch a movie without a big pour of WINE andpopcorrrnn

[@A.H.C.]

No lie, I'd buy that song and blast it in the car for funzies.

[@nerdygameinggurl]

I actually really like her deep voice 🔥but this is funny

[@ArcDevErik]

Pretty sure its a dude.

[@chloepaulding3583]

ArcDevErik she’s trans

[@CoryMck]

@@chloepaulding3583 so she's a woman.

[@chloepaulding3583]

Cory Mck exactly

[@kithand1106]

@@ArcDevErik she is a woman. She was just born a boy.

[@KevinMAbraham]

funny thing is that she has more stage presence than Dua (edit: dua proved us wrong like the queen that she is, she deserved to be called a pop queen 2020. Studio 2045 was a served hunneyyyy)

[@mintwoofu]

Naah

[@snatched.377]

R. B. I’d say they’re pretty close.

[@alessiacara4101]

who doesn’t though

[@ineedmoresleep3728]

R. B. Dua Lipa has a really great voice but stage presence she does not have

[@wtf1231122]

She's actually a he

[@FalandoCoisas]

"right after or shortly after" 😂LOVE Patti, every time I need a laugh I look her up

[@TrailBlazer5280]

The mandatory "when he grows up" and the eye roll 🤣🤣

[@ds4251]

"I would kill myself, I would kill myself for you" runs through my head constantly

[@midas6753]

No jokes though the instrumental actually sounds pretty good and I'm sure dua would actually be able to pull this off even with the lyrics 😂😂

[@cheesecakelasagna]

fr. Can we get an instrumental release please, Patti?

[@MajinFernie]

This girl is great! She should be featured in many more Comedy Central programs!

[@Melch192]

Omg why was the audience so lukewarm? Her song is hilarious 😂

[@nunusyaz]

Ikr ! I will be laughing like mad ! 🤣🤣🤣

[@redloriyellowlori]

people are visibly laughing throughout, i think there's not much of the audience in the audio mix though :)

[@CallMeetheJester]

the asthma part and the singular reasons i found very funny

[@Magmafire]

This is dark AF comedy lol

[@cheesecakelasagna]

For Gen Zs, this is just base-line humour, lmao. I greatly enjoy this though.

[@blotterdowney8075]

@@cheesecakelasagna lmao she ain’t even gen Z y’all need to stop taking credit for everything

[@mugge47]

*romeo and juliet are shaking*

[@tacitatacita]

Always come back to this whenever I need some laugh 😂

[@Herrera_70]

hahahha holy shit!! I can see myself dancing this at the club!! is lit!

[@lamingtongirl123]

Omg I love your photo holding a wine glass

[@LightTapStomp]

"I started to do comedy and then I was like this was easier because I don't have to be as vulnerable" I thought there would be way more comments on here about that line. Also, the dance to song timing at 2:32 was pretty great

[@bobbob2890]

Great rendition of the classic!! Choreography was unforgettable! You're a new favorite of mine! Tripolar out.

[@TheFruitney]

whats the name of the original song?

[@clumsiii]

that wasn't choreography, that was asthma

[@mexikunt]

I want this as a single.

[@ameliaperryman]

This is hilarious and has been stuck in my head all day 👏🏼

[@bubblegumplastic]

Please confirm please confirm

[@rat9781]

better stage presence than dua lipa

[@mvhemp]

I bet your music taste is trash.

[@rat9781]

@@mvhemp how can you get defensive when i didn't even say anything about music

[@mvhemp]

@@rat9781 Big Dua fan obviously... still puzzled as to how this Patti lady, in your opinion, is a "better stage presence than Dua Lipa"

[@rat9781]

@@mvhemp how do you get so pressed over a joke, dua lipa is known on the internet for having no stage presence, it's really not that deep

[@mvhemp]

@@rat9781 How was I suppose to know it's a joke?? And I've nevvvver heard of her having "no stage presence" but judging by our very little interaction, you probably go off by whatever the internet tells and that is enough for me to just shake my head and laugh at your comment. Good day sir/mad'am

[@devinmir762]

Whenever people don’t answer me right away I sing to them “Please confirm, please confirm”

[@Heyoka86]

Funniest comedian I've seen in a looong while. What a talent! Noticed her on the Tim Robinson show but this is even better. She's amazing.

[@henrytawnn8694]

Have you seen her whole series of reviewing animals? It's got some gems of comedy in there. And cute animals.

[@jadestendton8514]

This is the best video I've seen all year.

[@mshalls7614]

It's got a beat and I can kill to it - I mean dance do it (or do I?) :)

[@jwulf]

Here from Bald and Beautiful.

[@AVV369]

I LOVE Patti Harrison! For years and counting, I visit this clip whenever I want a hearty giggle 🥰🤣sometimes I sing along, and sometimes I dance too and here I am finally dropping a comment. Thanks for your contribution to my sense of humour, Comedy Central! 🎶PLEASE CONFIRM PLEASE CONFIRM PLEASE CONFIRM... 🎶 WOW what a catchy Shakespearean song!

[@lindsayalisonstevens3592]

I think Dua Lipa’s team missed out on a goldmine. This song is a real banger, especially the ‘Your job requires you to speak to me’ part 😂😂😂

[@anneglass8084]

Wasn’t expecting that. Hilarious

[@TATERplaysGAMES]

I literally can't watch this without a big pour of wine! ...and popcorn.

[@reylynndarling]

Bad ass. Keep up the great work!

[@sarahdavids7289]

i've watched this three times today. she is funny as hell and i wish i had found her stuff earlier.

[@ArioPhoenix]

I’m just now seeing this for the first time and I’m laughing so hard rn

[@krizelda2148]

SHE ACED THE CHOREOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@shailiyaharrant201]

Okay I died at the " i would fuck a bird"😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@joanyraquel]

jajajaja this song has dua lippa all over it... weird rythm and depressing...

[@Sile93nce]

😂🤣😂🤣 great observation!

[@strawberrykicker2]

......it's not that similar at all

[@aino1010]

This gets stuck in my head. I love patti

[@KCNwokoye]

This is so funny oh my goodness 🤣 ❤️ "there's no choreography because I have asthma..."

[@julierivera12]

She looks like Gabes’ secretary in shrill Edit: it is her lol

[@unfabulouslyfabulous]

Julie Rivera wait she isn’t??

[@julierivera12]

Idk and I’m too lazy to look it up lol

[@julierivera12]

Jackie Perez update! It is her lol I got too curious

[@unfabulouslyfabulous]

Julie Rivera omg okay glad I’m not the only one I immediately got to googling 😂

[@sofiafernandez2119]

I found out it was a joke when she said sandwiches..... I was like, wtf is this song

[@twooceansapart]

THIS COULD CHART!!!!! I love it

[@3six5]

Wow, you're taller than me....

[@3six5]

Idk. Was a part of the song

[@bubblegumplastic]

Truly a transgirl sentiment lol

[@musa2775]

@@bubblegumplastic Wait, is she trans?

[@ladyfe55]

I am SCREAMING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 This is amazing, how am I just seeing this now? 👌👌👌👌👌

[@lunarnailsbydia7103]

Okay I've been coming back to this video for a week now, this song is catchy 😂😂

[@GermaeAnne]

Song starts at 1:16 ---> 1:32 when lyrics start

[@PromptStreamer]

Discovered her on I Think You Should Leave. She’s hysterical; very talented

[@kibirdie]

No idea why Dua Lipa passed on this bop!!!!

[@CollinGill7]

this is one of the funniest things ive ever watcbed

[@markmywords785]

One of those songs that will get stuck in your head 🤣

[@hereforit2]

OMG this woman is awesome! I'm Wheezing.. 😁I can't breathe

[@calyl]

She is awesome! Just saw her in Together Together

[@jucy588]

I watch this every day since I first saw it

[@SamoriAugusto]

Tears. Like rivers of tears I was laughing so hard.

[@DigitalDevil]

The song was great. The lyrics were thoughtful and meaningful. I see no flaws. 🤷‍♀️

[@daniellerogers1352]

Can't stop watching this.

[@emilyhancock3456]

she kind of looks like she could be olivia munn's sister

[@CriticaLxThoughX]

Actually love her voice!

[@margoomahony9565]

oh Christ, Im crying laughing. brilliant

[@AngieCanegitta]

I can't stop laughing! I would listen to that song on a daily.

[@babygrinchbinch]

patti is the best! love to see her thriving!!

[@im19ice3]

that was a whole jam

[@jessiegabs]

Loved it, the kid part was good!

[@Asian6oy]

it's definitely giving Dua Lipa. this queen needs to release her own music!!!

[@YogiGospel]

She is truly one of the funniest people alive 🙌🏽

[@ehehehblah]

This was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[@LunchBoxLazers]

Please confirm, please confirm. This slaps!

[@LKxxROXSTAR15]

lol the line about how his job requires him to talk to her

[@virginiavang3282]

Omg I love Dua Lipa so much but this is too funny 🤣

[@jessc2474]

Officially stuck in my head

[@UrFaveMF]

I watched this several times. It is so good. I would die for you! 🌟🤣

[@tara3710]

I love Patti a little more each time I see her