Patti Harrison on Being Banned from Twitter for Impersonating Nilla Wafers

Patti talks about attending our show years ago, being banned from Twitter for impersonating Nilla Wafers, her relationship with Donald Trump, and her movie Together Together.
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[@KlooKloo]

"I'm scared about how much I need wine! I can't even watch a movie anymore without a big pour of wine! And popcoooorn"

[@treyebillups8602]

To this day, I hate bald boys. When I see one, I think I’m back in the pants.

[@kellylyons1038]

My mouth is purple. And when i look in the toilet, it's purple. PURPLE AND BLACK!

[@jordanmiles2195]

I heard she made all her money by suing the city because she got sewn into the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving day parade.

[@Pete_Finch]

Her business is tables. Just tables.

[@ABLW100]

@@Pete_Finch And popcorn!!

[@ItWasSuddenlyQuiet]

She makes hundreds of jokes that are on par, if not better, and everyone ices here? IS SHE NOT POPULAR AT ALL? SANTA CAME EARLY.

[@wren4077]

haha looks like christmas came early this year

[@matcardoso]

i think the live audience is reduced

[@wren4077]

@@matcardosoits a reference to one of her characters

[@matcardoso]

@@wren4077 oh I thought the first part were for real lol

[@lizardwhispererfivehead3552]

Wren 😮‍💨😆❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥yay !! We all love this master woman of talent n laughs ! Did uou not love her in shrill omg I died at the roller rink 😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@MattWeisherComposer]

SIA, YOU WILL NEVER, EVER GET AN APOLOGY FROM ME. Lmfao

[@cheesecakelasagna]

She's such a troll, I love her so much.

[@joshknightfall]

How would her teaming up with Nathan Fielder go? lol

[@mb323]

@@joshknightfall oh my god i need that

[@JeffMarkie]

I had to google Jeff Loveness to see if he was actually in witness protection. He is not.

[@MichaelM28]

Him not her

[@sergiovela7686]

She's the definition of "Yes, and..."

[@vph7]

Ahaha I was thinking that! She’s so fun.

[@yuscha697]

I loved that she mentioned Jaboukie 😭 He truly is the master of verified Twitter trolling

[@alfix101]

TABBBULLLLLS

[@BRILL-vb1jy]

That naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to bring us this so early.

[@enicolson15]

Haha what...?

[@BRILL-vb1jy]

@@enicolson15 Did I stutter, Megan?

[@cossavard]

The way she says "UEARLY"..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanhaining4004]

@@enicolson15 SANTA BROUGHT IT EARLY

[@wildmercuryfilms]

@@enicolson15 Santa Claus & Rudolph brought it early, and it started a big fight.

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

I love how it's just Jimmy's crew cracking up. This would have killed for a full audience but absolutely played to a room full of writers.

[@disastersamar5658]

looks like Christmas came early this year are we even gonna get anything now

[@kevinferrell8237]

Yeah, Santa should’ve wrapped it

[@GnarDawgeh]

Gold!

[@alwitt01]

I’M smarter than YOU

[@paulthough4653]

Oh, that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so early.

[@13orrax]

......iss thaat gunna bee ourr christmas present noaw?

[@JoesMusicandMemes]

She has such a great personality and sense of humor. Loved her so much on Shrill and Together Together.

[@machogandalf]

Go away BOT

[@rachelg2421]

what a great interview. she is so sharp with her comebacks here, in addition to looking absolutely stunning. also loved that she got real about context and comedy with the strange twitter censorship of our day.

[@samy0074484]

One of the funniest people right now her Twitter was everything

[@jbird2575]

I could listen to her say “yes I’m BANNED from Twitter. I’m BANNED” a million times.

[@Jason-lw2nw]

I feel incredibly lucky that I was witness to the great nilla wafer scandal in real time, right up to the point she was banned. My timeline is super boring now but it was worth it.

[@desmond-hawkins]

How had I never heard of her?! She's hilarious, I feel like I've missed out on her Twitter posts while they were still up.

[@MrMdprosser]

I first saw her in a show on Hulu called Shrill, and she was definitely one of the best parts of it. It's a great series, and she is hilarious in it.

[@sallyskellington3024]

I've never heard of her before either. But now I'm going to look for her stuff. She is great.

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

@@MrMdprosser she's fantastic on Shrill

[@Kevin-bl6lg]

Who is she anyways?

[@lizardwhispererfivehead3552]

She’s sooooo Fkn funny 😂a WHOLE other humour I am star struck she’s from my home town in Ohio she’s brilliant her 💫 is gonna keeP on shining go Patti ! 🙌🏼✨🥰

[@hannahalexandra1419]

I obsessed with Party Harderson.

[@OldManTheseDays]

Her “Patti Reviews Animals” series is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[@JaiCatLady]

Oooo I have something new to watch thank you

[@tacitatacita]

I cant find that anymore in KZbin, where can I watch it again?

[@OldManTheseDays]

@@tacitatacita I think it’s gone.

[@garyRoboto]

Following, please update if u find them

[@mgpattison]

The channel put all their videos on private, unfortunately, including the Patti Reviews Animals series. Their loss is my burning of the library of Alexandria, and I'm only being slightly hyperbolic when I say that

[@vicg209]

Yall need to understand fashion before u start hating on her dress. Its obviously a commentary about geometry and the earth dying. 💕💕💕

[@stepheninczech]

No I think it has something to do with oreo cookies.

[@vicg209]

@@stepheninczech thats a great point, I feel that it's definitely a piece that can be interpreted different ways by different people. A very beautiful moment this disc dress has given us

[@stepheninczech]

​@@vicg209 No. No interpretations. It has to do with oreos, nothing else.

[@matthewsmith5737]

Yea, obviously. Obviously. 😐 I wonder how much it cost and what Chinese children are going to start making it.

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

@@matthewsmith5737 it's actually made out of Chinese children

[@Comrade_Tokoloshe]

Her dress made of one of those sun screen things people sometimes put up inside the windshield of parked cars.

[@centrallist4666]

Thank you, I was trying to think how that looked familiar.

[@joycejy1224]

Sun visor

[@superiguana1]

I thought it looked like she was emerging from a very large purse

[@PieBandit]

No it's meta humor. She's dressed as an Oreo cookie

[@uproariousRIOT]

Patty Harrison is the funniest person on earth.

[@lizardwhispererfivehead3552]

Is this a hidden friend 💕Patti’s the 🐐!!!

[@stevenfernandez4845]

Norm Macdonald is indeed on another planet

[@moisessandoval6200]

I mean, who's funnier than her? Well except, you know....

[@vincentvega3968]

She slays me everyday

[@RosablueHandMade]

Delighted to see more of her. In fact, I thought the film was called "To.get.her To.get.her". And I loved it.

[@Littleboycowboy]

The way she sidesteps him I love her so much

[@sierracameron68]

The random audience woman’s continuous cackle gives me so much joy.

[@kylef2937]

It was actually a man🤯

[@justinmccurry9633]

That naughty old elf

[@kevinferrell8237]

😂😂😂😂😂 she is HILARIOUS. Really hope she’s on season 2 of ITYSL.

[@KlooKloo]

she is and she's glorious

[@kevinferrell8237]

@@KlooKloo now I HATE bald people.

[@treyebillups8602]

What did Eddie Munster do to my tables?

[@saramurray3057]

@@treyebillups8602 The tables are my corn!

[@laurensternhagen8826]

reminds me of Aubrey Plaza a little. If they became friends the world would implode or they would merge into one perfect(ly chaotic) being.

[@sallyskellington3024]

I have no clue who she is, but now I've got to go look her up and watch her stuff. So funny. So pretty! 🍀

[@JoesMusicandMemes]

She’s hilarious on Shrill

[@kellylyons1038]

Check out "i think you should leave"

[@martinaguilera5494]

Did anyone else noticed how she rejected Jimmy’s hug ? 🤣 low key hurt his feelings you can tell 🤣🤣🤣

[@djrdawg2]

It was during the covidphobia

[@jonathanlee2948]

As a bisexual person who loves Nilla wafers, it’s okay Patti we love you.

[@jerrysizzler44]

There are some people I describe as "dangerously funny" and she is one of them. Always a delight.

[@NewMessage]

Thought she was wearing a computer chair for a second.

[@davee.9906]

Lol

[@notj5712]

@@davee.9906 I did too until I started thinking it was a taco.

[@lizardwhispererfivehead3552]

Not J a gorgeous 3k $ black taco lol 😆

[@darksalmon]

That was real good.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

I'm used to and love her lowkey makeup but damn her makeup in these latest interview rollouts is sending me!

[@loremipsum54321]

Why did she avoid hugging him in the beginning there...Only me who noticed? she was like: "nah" and waved him off. xD lol

[@bobbybubby7977]

It was likely Covid social distancing. The chair is even a little further than usual away from the desk.

[@relaxweirdo.7352]

I've been watching her since the Super Deluxe days.. she's so hilarious and such a brilliant troll ❤️

[@misspiggyirl]

She had me in tears 😂

[@jennygoodwine2494]

LMAO also did she DAB her way out of a hug with him at the beginning when she first walked out?! because if so: AMAZING

[@lizardwhispererfivehead3552]

Omg Hallie this is the funniest fake Twittertwatt I’ve ever seen I peed watching him read Patti’s twits ! 😆😆😆😆❣️

[@audreejamie4873]

She’s freakin hilarious!!

[@patfellows]

I’m so high. This interview is wild and imazing

[@AozoraUltra2006]

patti is always on NPR podcast mode, it's incredible. Love her.

[@seanyoungman]

She is hilarious- good luck with the tables!

[@oolafoolafensen4962]

i'm in love with her so hard

[@christopherochoa4145]

She looks good in black. PURPLE AND BLACK

[@mnorris790]

All right I can't be the only one who sort of assumed that Nilla Wafers was someone from the ballroom scene.

[@tearsintheraincantfeelthep475]

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage - Nilla Wafers!

[@JeffreyLan]

HOUSE OF NABISCO

[@joyfulgirl40018]

Absolutely 100% assumed she got in a feud with a drag queen.

[@stevenfernandez4845]

Thought it was an individual person for sure

[@lizardwhispererfivehead3552]

Here For Patti 🙌🏼🤩✨♥️❣️

[@zeldapro18]

Jokes by a famous person get banned. Actual seriously harmful stuff gets a pass. Seems equal...

[@silversliver8]

@@theEarlofChip Twitter rules aren't the law lol

[@aspaceproductions]

You are seriously delusional if you think people don't get banned all the time on twitter because the left thinks they are "harmful".

[@OvSpP]

Have you ever actually seen the people you’re talking about on Twitter after they said something offensive? Of course not, you blocked them and never looked them up again. They probably got suspended or banned, and even if they didn’t they’re not bothering you anymore! Justice is being served, you’re just not seeing it, or them, which is what’s supposed to happen.

[@zeldapro18]

@@OvSpP Like Facebook I don't really use social media much. And you just said "probably" not "definitely". I never said all serious stuff either. For 1, the fact that social media has been known to cause mental issues for teens and the whole think in US politics in the past several years shows some of the things they let go for a while.

[@OvSpP]

@@zeldapro18 you’re trippin.

[@miefknoedel8640]

Love her sooooo much!

[@paisan8766]

These tables are my livelihood!!!

[@jbnelson]

They keep my house HOT

[@wildmercuryfilms]

These tables are my corn 🌽

[@SixIsSickOG]

I love this woman so much 💕

[@chelseataylorvideo]

She is absolutely purely hilarious. Everything she says and does cracks me up

[@slapjoemama1454]

What did they do to that table? Looks like some one stood all over it. Or even worse threw it in a mud puddle

[@jerit7529]

If Eddie Munster started kicking my corn, you could understand how I'd be mad.

[@treyebillups8602]

But what’s her job? TAY-BULLS!

[@vic-vicrodriguez-krahl5333]

Her humor is really special, so funny!!She can be British😂

[@tristanreid6347]

oooof that transition. "oh, i sense that from afar...i've been following you on twitter." aka please stop talking about my poop and do your twitter bit lol

[@selaraye5567]

she is too smart for kimmel. and 100x funnier. go patti!

[@joyfulgirl40018]

He knows it, too. You can tell his admiration is real.

[@corvus2512]

Bit rude isn't it? Why not compliment one without insulting the other?

[@raynemichelle2996]

@@corvus2512 They are just speaking the truth

[@gloverelaxis]

@@corvus2512 because he's in a position of immense power and wealth and attention and someone better at his job deserves it?

[@katiedoyle819]

She is the funniest person I miss her on Twitter!

[@zizinnnn]

keep rocking both ways :)))

[@willmann30]

She was hella funny on the first season of ITYSL.

[@OhanaFilms]

And season two

[@natal_butt]

0:21 is how I would also react to being approached by Jimmy Kimmel

[@wifightit]

Hilarious. I love her.

[@slug_girl_1995]

patti is truly the best in the game

[@CassieJazz96]

I love her so much

[@smotpoker15]

What was the beginning when he went to say hi and she was like nope and kept walking lol

[@quandrixtwincaster5738]

Santa should have wrapped it.

[@emgie4682]

obsessed with her!

[@iLLiCiT_XL]

God that is SO good! 😂

[@mikevanderman2727]

I myself have been apologizing to cookies a lot lately, I try to always remember that it's what in the middle that makes them special.

[@KyleJWill]

This level of sarcasm is rare. 😂

[@bunnyfernwood]

Been a fan on Patti’s ever since I saw her in Shrill. Get it girl!

[@frankmacleod2565]

HILARIOUS

[@greatwesternsky]

This girl is amazing

[@LibraryCake]

She is pure brilliance

[@Bolek989]

She didn’t hug Jimmy 😂

[@sloppysteaks5813]

Yeah I thought that was strange.

[@jaz0424]

Covid maybe?

[@makemelaughyouants]

@@jaz0424 More likely the dress

[@julieb2398]

I got banned for saying "Ew Raffy Cruz is Creepy" and using one of their gif files of his daughter cringing! It was "harassment" they said. Poor Raphael Cruz couldn't take the truth evidently...

[@watchman569]

I have critiqued Cruz on Twitter and haven't been banned, Guess I have to try harder

[@julieb2398]

@@watchman569 lol well have at it but I have noticed more obnoxious tweets than mine and I got banned. I really don't miss twitter though :)

[@JaiCatLady]

I was locked for a week Bc I replied to someone saying they kinda wanted to hug murderer chauvin and I said I kinda want to smack you. Twitter is insane. I think I’ve been on a list when trump was on Twitter I told him to stop breathing when he said stop the count lol

[@lizardwhispererfivehead3552]

THOSE STEMS !!! 😊🥰☝🏽🤯😭😍♥️✨

[@ChrisVenturaArt]

Everyone stans Aubrey Plaza (rightfully) but her successor is right in front of us and we're not handing her a crown

[@telshormanor6081]

The way she almost cried about the food bro yes

[@swiper1818]

Hysterical!

[@colinspencely2591]

These tables are how I buy my house!

[@wildmercuryfilms]

These tables are my corn 🌽

[@LuV2SPDup]

Jimmy, you're really cool...... giving a chance for her to clarify something was a nice move. Sensorship is crazy these days. I was banned from Facebook for 30 days for saying "they are all zombies" as hate speech.....

[@JustMaggsJoe]

you have got to be kidding me! Meanwhile, there is real trash that's needs to be taken out on FB... I got "warned" on FB for using the C word against someone who was being a C. All I said is "Don't be a C**t! Well, when the shoe fits, right? I still have that warning, it won't go away... A daily reminder that I was a baaadddd girl!

[@LuV2SPDup]

@@JustMaggsJoe 😄😄

[@stevenfernandez4845]

Ha ha ha what a story, Mark

[@ejstark360]

Oh my god! You were temporarily prevented from posting your drivel on one of many completely free social media sites? Think of the dozens of lives this must have affected! You must know exactly how Salman Rushdie feels.

[@klimmtjaques]

She's so funny

[@Diamondelight92]

On behalf of the bisexual community, we accept your apology

[@ParkerFriedChicken]

Damn, she's hilarious. "You can smell my hand after we achieve heard immunity." Also, the expectation for jokes to exist outside of context is fascinating.

[@vicfirth1]

I am a Bisexual person who loves Nilla wafers and I will NEVER ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.... No, Patti Harrison I love you keep on doing your comedy it’s hilarious! If there’s one thing that I’ve learned here today it’s like Christmas does come.

[@lizardscallion1956]

I LOVE her

[@zefareu]

Patti Harrison is a treasure.

[@bobbucks]

I thought Nilla Wafers was a rapper or singer i haven't heard of. Boy was i wrong 💀 🤣 😂

[@tylerd.5694]

As a bisexual person who loves nilla wafers, I accept

[@giardiniera7130]

Wonder if she told Kimmel's people she'd be cool with a hug or whatever just so she could dodge Jimmy like that 😂, f'ing hilarious

[@FlounderingFuzzle]

I think it's because of what she's wearing, there's literally no way to hug her in that loll

[@BubbleGumzKorner]

I have never heard of this lady, but she reminds me of Aubrey Plaza and Khloe Kardashian in one person.

[@selaraye5567]

khloe???? how. who.

[@ChiggidyChuck]

@@selaraye5567 gross plastic surgery? Broad shoulders? Other than those 2 glaring similarities I see no similarities to Khloe Kardashian.

[@djdhLOVE]

Have her and Aubrey Plaza been a movie together yet?! If not, they NEED to make that happen

[@CassieJazz96]

YES please

[@JacWarner]

Wow. What an amazing human. So funny and what a disaster for us all the Twitterdeath was.

[@axelbauron155]

I would love to be in the green room of Jimmy Kimmel Live! Imagine that, the opportunity to have an in-depth conversation with Matt Damon!

[@mspizzahut]

My literal Nilla Wafer Queen 👑

[@derekmathewg]

PPPPAAAATTTTIIII!!!!! 💖💖👏🏼👏🏼

[@jae7798]

i love her

[@ATRTAP]

That was pretty funny.

[@soupmia]

SHES SO FUNNY

[@jennygoodwine2494]

omg she is an icon

[@maybenexttime164]

Every time I watch this interview, I think I'm back in the pants 😟

[@rabbitohs5]

I do not like Trump but I never thought about how much he would of been on his phone. The people around him must love the extra time they get with him now. Happy for them.