Patton Oswalt Interview - 1/3/2007

[@mqbitsko25]

I never loved my wife more than the moment she shouted, "YOU CAN'T FIRE PHASERS FROM A CLOAKED SHIP!" And in the next instant Scotty said, "You canna fire phasers from a cloaked ship!"

[@lumo]

Three classic Oswalt bits in one single Conan interview. Thanks for uploading these!

[@drumsNstuff79]

I always love Patton on Conan and this is my favorite interview of his ever! Conan's (as well as our) reaction was priceless!

[@robertdavis4192]

he was on fire that night

[@stoneyll]

You stole my comment~! I totally agree.

[@janlinette3869]

I remember watching this live. This is when i discovered patton oswalt. The year before Jim Gaffigan did hot pocket on the very same show

[@jasonnn2284]

KING OF QUEENS! "Yes." AAAAAAAAGGGGGGH

[@bttffreak4]

I've never heard Patton's KFC song with musical accompaniment before 😂

[@blackbird5634]

"Until you invent a ''lunch gun'' I want a failure pile in a sadness bowl!" -there we go folks, welcome to America!!

[@dpd604]

i will die happy knowing i got to see Patton do this bit on live TV

[@Gene-XL]

The “gray drapes,” line nearly caused me to choke 😂😂😂

[@shadowprince4482]

Probably overly starched as well.

[@BluntForceTrauma666]

"...hey, we made cancer airborne and contagious. Your're welcome! We're science..." - LMFAO

[@bobf5360]

seems oddly prescient now doesn't it? Thanks Wuhan. Thanks a lot.

[@pretzelhunt]

@@bobf5360 that wasnt cancer. Corona isnt cancer. fake news.

[@ShutTheMuckUp]

Conan cut him off before he could finish the joke. It's all about "coulda", not "shoulda".

[@MojoTheClown]

One of the best sets on any talk show, ever.

[@gregorybancroft5990]

This is THE greatest bit anyone has ever done EVER😂🤣😂🤣

[@subman23]

I even like that his Springsteen riff is different than what he sings in the actual special or on the CD or whatever

[@Trythish]

I don't know why but I love Patton Oswalt.

[@AstonishingSodApe]

Estela Escalante Because he’s very funny, talented and original.

[@tommymeyer9205]

@ why

[@Orgruk]

Of course, Conan's feeding him cues so Patton can do his bits, but it's still funny.

[@cleverusername9369]

I think this interview was before that special, iinm

[@jkoff76]

Still my all time favorite interview.

[@FujiCahn]

Don't think I've ever seen Conan laugh as much as this.

[@robert4039]

The KFC bowl bit is classic. So funny!!

[@NewWaveMasquerade]

I feel like I'm dying from laughing so much right now! XD

[@ikaruseijin01]

You laugh so hard you get lightheaded because you can't get enough air in to breathe.

[@TheSeanSmash]

He is one of the funniest men ever to take the stage....

[@wademedlin6831]

Rewatching this is in my future for sure.

[@JBZACK2001]

this is the best interview he ever did!

[@michaeloftaoism]

Goddamn he is always funny. I vaguely remember this from when it first aired

[@robertdavis4192]

Patton was one of those kid's who would've won funniest state kid if they had a contest for it

[@BikesAndBatallas]

I viscerally remembered the Cornish game hen through gray curtains line.

[@CitiesTurnedToDust]

A few years late to the video, but I was sure Patton was going to be yelling at the professor that phasors are trans-light weapons and the problem wouldn't make sense...so I guess I was out-nerding the nerd there

[@yellowjacket588]

Conan did nothing but laugh 😆 in this.

[@vcp93]

Classic. Surprised those "Kentuck-0-Troughs" didn't get thought of sooner. We all know that pigs love to eat out of troughs....."right, 'MuriKuh?"

[@kristyhughes3146]

Patton is brilliant. Hands down.

[@_robustus_]

I miss early and middle Patton

[@soth1sol]

it's like my favorite comedian performing my favorite bit in front of my favorite late night talk show host

[@whiskersnbeans]

Most of these bits are on his Werewolves and Lollipops CD. Get it, you won't be sorry.

[@Konverteraren]

Remember watching this live.

[@slytown]

Classic appearance.

[@cbglassiii9362]

These bits made it into his act. Funny stuff!

[@johnnyeaton]

That is how you get yourself noticed.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Patton+kfc bowl+MEGALEG= classic!!

[@Neyshtradamus]

Such a classic

[@charlesschafer5979]

I need to get me a lunch gun. Definite advantage in a food fight

[@c28baby]

If Patton Oswalt was a true Star Trek fan, he would’ve remembered that Chekov manned the weapons station in ST: TMP; therefore no argument!

[@A2Z83]

did you have to adjust your glasses at any point of stating that star trek fact

[@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554]

I love that bit, I guess the audience were all theatre majors, or half way in a collective coma or something cause that one usually kills on a warmed up crowd

[@bozidardbk3330]

Patton in his prime was an absolute beast

[@jean2479]

I prefer "plop on a plate," to the bowl filled with plop lololol!! Yummy, though.

[@ikaruseijin01]

... in defiance of God's will...

[@mqbitsko25]

"Is there any way the bowl can play Pink Floyd's Great Gig in the Sky while I eat it alone in my apartment at 3 am?"

[@robertdavis4192]

I would've felt embarrassed for the teacher, lol

[@paulbecket7399]

and then after the messiah did hold forth the truths of the universe in a very springsteenly manner the great CONAN did tower over him proving that good thing come in smaller packages and all the hosts did cheer like a laugh track from the sainted Gilligans Island rerun and it was good...

[@mysterbear]

So, so, so, so funny!

[@pkramerable]

Tell all the aging baby boomers, that 70 is NOT, and will NEVER BE, the "new forty".

[@A2Z83]

theyre just trying to make it sound less messed up when they date less than half their age

[@MrBGS101]

4:49

[@studapeppahead5384]

KING OF QUEENS!!!!! KING OF QUEENS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[@edsmythe7020]

he used this in a stand up special

[@somefreshbread]

Do not quote me.

[@davidhutchinson7888]

This is damn funny

[@jamesha175]

the guy was too good for the queen of queens

[@user-zi8lg5qu1h]

That failed greeting at the end

[@wolfjedisamuel]

Remy is one funny guy.

[@luismunoz75]

Funny funny guy

[@Joesfosterdogs]

even if he wrote this word for word to deliver it with such precision is just talent...if he improved it, we are talking brilliance...does this seem like a guy who is on depression meds? i find this very interesting!

[@uriel578]

Can someone help me find the lyrics to Pattons song?

[@daxxonjabiru428]

Simpler times ...

[@gregoryfahy]

It's still simpler times 😊

[@Bojack727]

Sure would be nice if I could "like" this...

[@JimmyLBass]

“ERECT IN DEFIANCE OF GOD’S WILL”

[@ein7252]

When Patton was funny

[@Efro1632]

Don't hate, Love.

[@1800allyoucaneat]

Mmm I love the moment where Conan goes in for a hug and Patton offers him a handshake and Conan goes in for the fuckin hug anyways

[@sonnycrockett9900]

Oscock

[@LaGuerre19]

where Tibbs at

[@robertmatthew5332]

That was a sad bit fest. Though I like the guy.

[@Izzyduude]

Pushing a Cornish game hen through these grey curtains. Omfg! 🫢🤢

[@JJWraith]

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