Patton Oswalt’s Wife Left Him A Terrifying Note | CONAN on TBS

(Original airdate: 08/30/18) After a huge fight, Patton's wife left a note on his windshield that sounded more like a death threat than an apology.
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[@h3runs]

I honestly thought this was about him finding a note written to him by his deceased wife 🤷‍♂️

[@nonono7465]

the one he murdered?

[@PRocker320]

@@nonono7465 yes, that one.

[@human_kittenz]

Exactly me too!!!!😰

[@kfw9257]

@@nonono7465 Prove it.

[@submissivelover]

​@@nonono7465 murdered her with opiates she'd been addicted to for years? Lol

[@Lion_TurtIe]

I thought he found a note from his wife that passed.

[@heavylit1760]

I know, me too.. Patton really is a funny person.

[@sameerazer33]

Saaaaame

[@LastbutNotFirst]

dude is an axe murderer. lol. wife didnt pass on her own

[@ScorpionAndZangief]

@@LastbutNotFirst Evidence or stfu

[@Cononized]

His wife couldn’t open her own pill bottles she was so weak, he was her carer, 2 different high amounts drugs in system and his alibi is she must have been depressed and he was dropping the kids at school. Married within 8 months, called his new girl “the improvement” Divorces are expensive

[@이상혁-s7l]

That set was real GREATLY gorgeous.

[@mavfan1]

You're easily impressed.

[@QuantumKy]

This set might be my favorite late night set ever.

[@babarazamsucks]

@@QuantumKy Even more than the one he had when he first started that looked like he was doing his show at an apartment in New York?

[@QuantumKy]

@@babarazamsucks Well it’s a difficult call between the 2.

[@motg1019]

For people who were, just like me wondering where all this Oswalt hate comes from. I looked it up. It's from a tweet that got taken out of context, back in 2013, when Patton was doing a chain of jokes using the limiting amount of characters to create two different tweets that have completely different contexts. Of which one of the contexts is heavily wrong and offensive and only when read togheter do they make sense. As an example of these two part tweets: part 1: When it comes to doing laundry, I firmly believe in using environment-friendly detergent and I ALSO believe part 2: whites and "darks" should be kept separate. Sorry if that sounds too "tree-huggy" to my conservative followers. As you can see, the second tweet is horrible, but togheter their not. The same happend with the pedophile tweet part 1: And how 'bout these gross people with hammer toes? Seriously, get your deformed proximal interphalangeal joints out of my sight! part 2: The angry "@" tweets from my hammer toed followers opened my eyes. "Pedo-phobe" shaming hurts us all. I am a PROUD pedophile! Again seperatly one of them is very offensive, together they are not. This of course got taken out of context, retweetet and immediately linked to QAnon conspiracies about hollywood pedophiles and that just put him on the suspicion list for any and every conspiracy believer. There from also stems the idea he murdered his wife, because according to QAnon he is evil. This idea again, based on a contextual joke from 2013

[@NaturalProgressGames]

Not necessarily... It's his fake woke political bullshit that he pushes so hard. #BelieveAllWomen did it for me.

[@motg1019]

@@NaturalProgressGames I was talking specifically about the pedofile murder accusations

[@NaturalProgressGames]

@@motg1019 I get that aspect. But the people who are stating that they'll 'boycott' or 'cancel' him because of those reasons, were likely never into him or his comedy in the first place and are driven by Qanon. For me and many others, it wasn't crazy conspiracy that lead us away from his comedy.

[@YTSharkspeare]

@@NaturalProgressGames I mean... you know how this makes you sound, right?

[@NaturalProgressGames]

​@@YTSharkspeare Yeah, it makes me sound like I realize there is nuance and women aren't inherently infallible creatures who can lie about things? The important question is now, do YOU realize how stupid it would be to adopt that mindset based on a hastag circulated by a bunch of disconnected Hollywood virtue signalers?

[@fixinit]

I think that note would scare me too.

[@ThunderPants13]

His wife has a very particular set of skills. Skills she has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like him.

[@mingthemerciless834]

This guy's voice reminds me so much of someone. I swear to God his voice sounds so familiar Edit: I remember now, he voiced Patton on Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.

[@ImProspects]

he did ratatouille and like a million other things that could of slid his voice into your head. hes great! ur great!

[@jojomakes]

And don’t forget Spence from _King of Queens_ !

[@CollinMcLean]

@@ImProspects I think he was also Prof. Dementor from Kim Possible...

[@brainlock72]

You///remember his own voice from ...playing himself on a cartoon from twenty years ago? o_0?

[@kameronk2012]

No way patton oswalt voiced patton

[@jooson2826]

He did it

[@proteus9012]

the worst thing about this guy is the hypocrisy

[@alpharoo2581]

I don't think that was the worst part.. To me it was the spouse murdering!

[@WILLIAM1690WALES]

If you ever watch the film the mechanic from 1972 you’ll see Charles Bronson character do this to his trainee leaving him a note and then the car explodes?

[@aaditeshverma]

@teamcoco, Conan, please come to India whenever possible for Conan without Borders.

[@CultofThings]

And that is how you subtly threaten someone

[@rhelferstay]

Did the note say "I know you're going to kill me one day"?

[@3VILmonkey]

Patton Oswalt is a master storyteller. If you haven't heard his Christmas Shoes bit, do look it up. It's brilliant.

[@nickkerr5714]

I have, it’s not :(

[@3VILmonkey]

@@nickkerr5714 Yes, it is.

[@gradeacontent-o1751]

2:41 sounds like Alex jones

[@Julian-AJCP]

Wow, Spence Olchin got old.

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

Could have been an amateur criminal, too, had he called him. "Stop, get out of the car, go to a designated place." Random person in his room:"Will leave for work now, bye. love you." "Love you!"

[@vlogsnstufflikethat]

she took 5-10 years off his life

[@Cononized]

His wife couldn’t open her own pill bottles she was so weak, he was her carer, 2 different high amounts drugs in system and his alibi is she must have been depressed and he was dropping the kids at school. Married within 8 months, called his new girl “the improvement” Divorces are expensive

[@Cononized]

Probably says “I solved the Golden state killer, someone arrest my killer” Patton then laughed as he thought of this future bit.

[@Song]

This guy is a legend 💫

[@KDB9999]

For being a hypocrite killer.

[@amitabha4096]

That voice

[@Talkinglife]

Nice one

[@Desmondbrown73]

I’m not gonna watch this video but does the note say ‘don’t kill me please’😂😂😂

[@christopherknowles]

Dear Patton, Please don’t kill me. Love, Michell McNamara

[@cristianserrano3823]

CONAN

[@nilstwestergaup3165]

Cuckfest 2020 rocks on!

[@jordanhart9441]

TOO SOON

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@reaphr642]

Dude killed his first wife. Married too soon.

[@SimonLeeds]

He seems like such a sweet nice guy.

[@Gnarfledarf]

Until you see his Twitter account.

[@Cononized]

What is this schizo nonsense? His wife couldn’t open her own pill bottles she was so weak, he was her carer, 2 different high amounts drugs in system and his alibi is she must have been depressed and he was dropping the kids at school. Married within 8 months, called his new girl “the improvement” Divorces are expensive

[@KDB9999]

He's a creep.

[@damaniqphillip2756]

wow

[@pedropelaez]

Is he wearing 2 wedding rings?

[@Meursault24]

Widower. Recently remarried.

[@brainlock72]

Might still be wearing his ring to Michelle, then added Meredith's? Not unheard of, but not out of the ordinary.

[@pedropelaez]

That is what I assumed. It seems a little strange to me, but if his current wife is okay with it, then that is all that matters?

[@AnakinIHateSandSkywalker]

@@pedropelaez it's not strange. It implies the person may have passed away, but they will continue to be a part of you as long as you're alive.

[@Cononized]

Trophy! His wife couldn’t open her own pill bottles she was so weak, he was her carer, 2 different high amounts drugs in system and his alibi is she must have been depressed and he was dropping the kids at school. Married within 8 months, called his new girl “the improvement” Divorces are expensive

[@VivekKumar-rx3ss]

Accha som raha.

[@irishnurhd3288]

Um I thought she was dead though.....

[@gabbsiscool]

He got remarried

[@brainlock72]

Michelle McNamara-Oswalt died. He is remarried to Meredith...Salinger?? Other than sharing an M name, they are totally different people. (like my dad marrying Carol then Karen.)

[@allamericananti-christ666]

Yeah, he got married to a hotter chick little more than a year after his "one & only true love that he wanted to live the rest of his life with" died suddenly. Wish I recovered that quickly. Christ, I still can't get another dog cuz the death of my last one more than five years ago still hurts too much.

[@thomasbrogan9102]

Hmm

[@xTom4Tomx]

ok groomer

[@doodooswaggy3825]

Give her credit, it takes some serious gumption to mess with a guy who was conveniently out for coffee when his wife OD'd on like 12 different drugs.

[@SM-zj2ps]

I just learned how his first wife passed away, and it's so sad. It's like she was his final victim.

[@ripdajacker23]

Patton or golden state killer? 😂the way you wrote it is funny af

[@SM-zj2ps]

@@ripdajacker23 LOL! Oops wasn't trying to be funny! I should have put Golden state killer.

[@brainlock72]

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[@CollinMcLean]

@@SM-zj2ps You could probably edit your comment to then add that in...

[@Cononized]

What is this schizo nonsense? His wife couldn’t open her own pill bottles she was so weak, he was her carer, 2 different high amounts drugs in system and his alibi is she must have been depressed and he was dropping the kids at school. Married within 8 months, called his new girl “the improvement” Divorces are expensive

[@firekind1980]

Nice to see he quickly got over the death of his wife.

[@firekind1980]

@Allison Some people take longer than 15 months to get engaged again.

[@firekind1980]

@Allison Yes they do.

[@firekind1980]

@Allison Yes indeed.

[@BrokenGodEnt]

He didn't get over his wife's death quickly? Is this the first video of him you've seen of him since his wife's death and you just assume he didn't grieve or something?

[@TheMijman]

@Allison you're incredibly judgy, do you know that? I bet you're fun at parties. Or "organised get-togethers" as you might call them.

[@kanishqraina6435]

Halfway the hike he just remember he’s fat. I love him BTW.

[@StabStabStabStabby]

Surprised he got remarried so soon after his wife died. Like 12 months?

[@josueces]

You always gotta have some backup

[@TheAdamFothers]

lol and he’s “never been happier” with the new wife

[@m.2891]

So strange.

[@omgitsme435]

@Allison lol what are you his publicist

[@StabStabStabStabby]

@Allison a public figure talking about his life, he made it my business.

[@CollinMcLean]

Dude is funny as hell, seriously that story was absolutely hilarious!

[@moviesbye9294]

0:09 Well that didn’t age well 😬