Patton Oswalt - Sky Cake

The sky cake is a lie!

[@415s30]

Best, Carlin would be proud.

[@tyedouma6711]

both speak truth. The only difference is that Patton Oswalt is funny

[@pollypockets508]

That's so sweet

[@kyletrawick16]

I like how a video titled Cake has a time equal to Pie

[@thecianinator]

Oh my god

[@Rx7man]

for me it shows it as 3:13.. boo!

[@benjmiester]

🤣😆🤣😆

[@Locopath1]

Probably the best joke i have heard this year man. Respect Kyle!

[@andrewp3538]

Sky pie

[@ThePodfleur]

“It’s cake motherf*cker ! You’re dead !” Didn’t see that coming.

[@thepeternetwork]

"Pardon me, sir, but can you spare a few minutes to discuss our most holy and delicious Sky Cake?"

[@griffinoleary1694]

IT'S SKY BAKLAVA, INFIDEL!

[@chasbodaniels1744]

Nah, I am ONE with all the desserts.

[@RCTFORME]

*moist holy and delicious :3

[@Someguy-my3he]

"Kissing Betty Crocker's Ass".

[@black_platypus]

_"Nailed it!"_ - Jesus

[@Sekusamu]

...Too soon?

[@jacobaccurso3788]

Benjamin Philipp Hahahahaaaa!!! Brilliant!

[@9juju6]

For all of those people who are hating on Patton Oswalt out there because he's "insulting" Christianity, I have one thing to say: "Oh Sky Cake, why do you have to be so delicious?"

[@ZombieSurvivalist11]

"ITS CAKE MOTHERFUCKER!" Oh that needs to be my txt ringtone.

[@jtalistair6725]

Religion was created when the first conman met the first fool- Mark Twain

[@japexican007]

JT Alistair kzbin.info/aero/PLNyEZkCMFMV-SUR29B74iav2pK199jzzU

[@wherefancytakesme]

I think it was that, combined with dumb humans just developing critical thinking like "Wow, the forces of nature are God, and every choice we make seems to affect what they do to us!"

[@pollypockets508]

@@wherefancytakesme It's not sky cake?

[@Dichtsau]

"the first nip from the chalice of spirituality leads to atheism. the last nip of it _truly_ leads to the _real_ god." dunno who said that, but here's how to *seriously understand* it: i was raised catholic, became an atheist because they told me that on my "first communion" i'd have to SWEAR that i'd believe in THAT for the rest of my life, so, smart as i was with 8, i went like "what?!? and that you tell me NOW, a week before?!? I GOTTA READ THAT BOOK BEFORE IS WEAR TO BELIEVE IN IT!!! mama taught me to read contracts before signing them!" and so i read the whole bible within just 3 days and that made me "oh fuckoff, you can't seriously demand that i believe in THAT fantasyshit..." so i was told "ok, no money & presents for you then" and then i went "oh ok then i sweart to you right now that it's a lie when i swear on that book." - nvm that they were all fine with it, except grandma, but she knew that i had read the book and have taken some good advice from it - and so i went atheistic for quite exactly 20 years. now i'm a pantheist, thx to astro-science. nowadays i believe that the universe is an extremely large & besouled being. if you have THAT thought in your rearmind, check some religious stuff around the globe - the stuff _suddenly_ makes a completely _different_ but actually _scientifical_ sense, for example when jesus said "we're all god's inborn children", which we truly are if god is simply an ancient term for universe/bigbang. i'd even go so far to say that the older parts of greek & norse mythology are the most adequate ones, you just have to realize that uranos is not "the heaven" nor "the sky", but "THE SPACE". if you, dear reader, really read all of this lil textwall, let me say to you: thank you for taking your time to take some basic life advice from a random guy on youtube. :3

[@rage242]

WRONG!!! www.zebrafactcheck.com/neer-the-twain-did-speak-it/

[@craigzinga]

"We can all share, my dad is the baker. If you're loyal to me, you get to cut in line!"

[@chasbodaniels1744]

Hey, no cuts!

[@EzekielTheWatchman]

The most brilliant religious skit I've ever seen, just miraculously hysterical.

[@Dichtsau]

you surely haven't seen george carlin rolling all over that topic :P

[@Genious.]

@@Dichtsau I was thinking the same thing. I don't want to give the bit away but it was one of the things that enlightened me away from the bullshit that is Organize Religion.

[@WhatsInAName222]

This one probably tops the Carlin bit on religion. Both are brilliant and I need a regular dose of them to keep me sane.

[@mg-fx5dn]

Sometimes when I’m mad, I just shout “sky cake” and I always feel a little better

[@MLBlue30]

Its a hell of a drug.

[@zer0nix]

if patton oswalt should be remembered for any one bit forever, it should be this. this bit features the best description of human religion, in a broad view, that i have ever heard; the purpose, the design, the seemingly irrational hatred of other sky-desserts... this is damn near perfect.

[@thebigmanufacturer]

I almost die every time I see this, it never gets old.

[@RTKFilms]

"Hey got good news...there's cake, and pie, and cookies for everyone.... and we can all share"! ......... "NAIL HIM TO A FUCKING CROSS" Patton you are so right!!

[@Roqhella519]

I am a believer in G-d and his son but I still find this video hilarious!! I think it's the best G-d joke I have every heard! People who believe need to lighten up! It's comedy!!!

[@ricaard]

*SKYCAKE!!!*

[@saaaaaakkkkkkkkkkeee]

the cake is a lie

[@ThePodfleur]

Maybe that’s what it meant from the beginning ! :o

[@Cerebrum_Nebula]

@@ThePodfleur yeah, prolly fr fr no cap 🙏😭🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@MasonBrooks]

This video is 3:14 seconds long. SKY PIE IS THE ONE TRUE DESERT GOD !

[@OneTrueVikingbard]

i like how he presented Jesus "here's good news: there's cake and pie and cookies for everyone...we can all share"

[@jerry2806]

"Nail him to a fucking cross!!" I died and went to cake heaven 🤣

[@cufflink44]

Except that wasn't Jesus' message at all. Jesus was vindictive as hell.

[@OneTrueVikingbard]

@@cufflink44 and good for Him. People get too comfortable shitting on the passive “meek and mild” Christ, when in reality, Jeshua was a badass. He flogged money-changers with a scourge, cursed a tree and called a woman a dog to prove a point, called His own second favorite disciple “satan” when he objected to His death, and called the political and religious leadership of His day “foxes” and “vipers”

[@YingGuoRen]

@@OneTrueVikingbardAnd then got nailed to a cross like a little bitch.

[@dickrobot]

I love his sky cake character at the end.

[@nitsuaaustin5737]

This has to be my absolute favorite stand up clip ever.

[@gameapril]

Oh my god this is so perfect... it makes clear the utter nonsense of it all

[@Dichtsau]

"the first nip from the chalice of spirituality leads to atheism. the last nip of it _truly_ leads to the _real_ god." dunno who said that, but here's how to *seriously understand* it: i was raised catholic, became an atheist because they told me that on my "first communion" i'd have to SWEAR that i'd believe in THAT for the rest of my life, so, smart as i was with 8, i went like "what?!? and that you tell me NOW, a week before?!? I GOTTA READ THAT BOOK BEFORE IS WEAR TO BELIEVE IN IT!!! mama taught me to read contracts before signing them!" and so i read the whole bible within just 3 days and that made me "oh fuckoff, you can't seriously demand that i believe in THAT fantasyshit..." so i was told "ok, no money & presents for you then" and then i went "oh ok then i sweart to you right now that it's a lie when i swear on that book." - nvm that they were all fine with it, except grandma, but she knew that i had read the book and have taken some good advice from it - and so i went atheistic for quite exactly 20 years. now i'm a pantheist, thx to astro-science. nowadays i believe that the universe is an extremely large & besouled being. if you have THAT thought in your rearmind, check some religious stuff around the globe - the stuff _suddenly_ makes a completely _different_ but actually _scientifical_ sense, for example when jesus said "we're all god's inborn children", which we truly are if god is simply an ancient term for universe/bigbang. i'd even go so far to say that the older parts of greek & norse mythology are the most adequate ones, you just have to realize that uranos is not "the heaven" nor "the sky", but "THE SPACE". if you, dear reader, really read all of this lil textwall, let me say to you: thank you for taking your time to take some basic life advice from a random guy on youtube. :3

[@Peacetv823]

'Oh my god...'

[@electricspacegirl]

This is my favorite Oswalt bit.

[@dapurediva]

sky cake? I thought we were all being ruled by the flying spaghetti monster. wrong food group, dumb dumb! :p

[@ThatFeelBr0]

Don't be silly. He is the creator of all Skies.Get your shit together men...

[@depressedbreakfast2614]

The spaghetti monster is the baker of the sky cake

[@tomasosegreti9126]

You're all wrong Chtulu is clearly the ruler of all

[@scooterdooter]

"Oh, Sky-Cake. *Why* are you so delicious!?"

[@rasheedqe]

wish I could like this video a thousand times.It's too funny.

[@theodoreradford2566]

+rasheedqe ---------I love Patton........Come back to the 40 Watt in Athens, GA.

[@coreymurphy5072]

My all time favorite Patton bit. The dessert wars. Fucking priceless if you know what he's referring to.

[@ena81xx]

I laughed the first time I watched this. It was soo funny that I kept laughing whenever I remembered it. I had to get it out of my system so I made up my my mind to keep watching it over and over again until it stops being funny. Watched it over a 100 times and it is still funny. fuck...I need to get my work done. Sky bakery manager would you please help me?

[@istvansipos9940]

if I listen to a good piece of humour, I usually just smile. Once in a blue moon, a joke is somehow a perfect hit and then I just lmao "It's CAKE, modefakka, you're dead!!"

[@alexanderscott5856]

This is one of the best bits in stand up history.

[@TheKersey475]

Given his voice acting, atheism, and food knowledge, I'm surprised they didn't get Patton Oswalt for "Sausage Party"

[@tinshinhan]

Patton Oswalt for sausage party 2

[@Rx7man]

I was quite disappointed in Sausage Party, Not all that much funny, beyond just crude humor

[@chaosapiant]

@@Rx7man It was a movie called Sausage Party...what kind of high brow shit did you expect?

[@Rx7man]

@@chaosapiant it could have been way funnier, that's what I was expecting

[@Rx7man]

@Luke Brown Yeah, it's been a heck of a long time since I've watched it, I can't remember the gory details (no pun intended) and don't intend to watch it again

[@labouts]

"You will be baked, and then there will be cake."

[@witch2eyes24]

The 'Dessert Wars', omg

[@adman1381]

And this is why religion is ridiculous. Thank you Patton!

[@Dichtsau]

"the first nip from the chalice of spirituality leads to atheism. the last nip of it _truly_ leads to the _real_ god." dunno who said that, but here's how to *seriously understand* it: i was raised catholic, became an atheist because they told me that on my "first communion" i'd have to SWEAR that i'd believe in THAT for the rest of my life, so, smart as i was with 8, i went like "what?!? and that you tell me NOW, a week before?!? I GOTTA READ THAT BOOK BEFORE IS WEAR TO BELIEVE IN IT!!! mama taught me to read contracts before signing them!" and so i read the whole bible within just 3 days and that made me "oh fuckoff, you can't seriously demand that i believe in THAT fantasyshit..." so i was told "ok, no money & presents for you then" and then i went "oh ok then i sweart to you right now that it's a lie when i swear on that book." - nvm that they were all fine with it, except grandma, but she knew that i had read the book and have taken some good advice from it - and so i went atheistic for quite exactly 20 years. now i'm a pantheist, thx to astro-science. nowadays i believe that the universe is an extremely large & besouled being. if you have THAT thought in your rearmind, check some religious stuff around the globe - the stuff _suddenly_ makes a completely _different_ but actually _scientifical_ sense, for example when jesus said "we're all god's inborn children", which we truly are if god is simply an ancient term for universe/bigbang. i'd even go so far to say that the older parts of greek & norse mythology are the most adequate ones, you just have to realize that uranos is not "the heaven" nor "the sky", but "THE SPACE". if you, dear reader, really read all of this lil textwall, let me say to you: thank you for taking your time to take some basic life advice from a random guy on youtube. :3

[@clairetellkamp6253]

@@Dichtsau The quote is from Werner Heisenberg, one of the fathers of quantum physics, and you horribly mangled it. "The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist. But at the bottom of the glass, God is waiting for you." Heisenberg was both a scientist and a classical Christian. He routinely saw students enter the field of natural sciences (specifically the subsect that would soon become quantum physics) and immediately disavow religion in favor of science, only to find that the answers get infinitely more complex the closer you look at them.

[@MegamaXX500]

This is the best allegory I've ever heard.

[@Sant182]

One of Patton's best

[@katyberry]

I happened to catch this on Comedy Central, less than a week after finding My Easy God is Gone by James Kavanaugh. The holidays always make me take a moment to questions my decision to leave my "Easy God" and his sky cake behind. But I continue to subvert the dominant paradigm, and follow the path that feels right to me. The path of pie. Mmm...pie.

[@SundaySkye]

Man, now I want sky cake.

[@bonnieblu22]

I still come back to this 15+ years later

[@RationalDischarge]

This is, quite honestly, the keenest and most insightful commentary about religion I've heard from any comedian...ever.

[@SOJOA]

He is so brillant. To me hes like the American Eddie Izzard on his subject matter. Wish Patton came out with more

[@007bogossemre007]

I'm a religious man. Patton killed me with that last sentence hahaha love that guy XD

[@RB-oz1mm]

The dessert wars!

[@BoxOKittens]

My college professor let us watch this in class one day XD College can be awesome sometimes

[@sammysam2615]

"Nail him to a fucking cross" I lost my breath laughing

[@youthuprising101]

"Being all post-modern and ironic." LOL

[@iveslewis108]

Probably my favorite 4 minutes on KZbin.

[@stevearle]

That is just a brilliant bit and a reminder (to myself) to never judge a performer on their highest profile/ finally makin' some TV money gig.This guy is funny!

[@Radiotomb]

The next time a Disney zealot talks shit to a Star Wars EU fan, say 'oh sky cake.'

[@Jus7aguy]

Don't forget the wars over if the cake was carrot or lemon.

[@andyfoster8011]

SKY CAKE!

[@strawberryfields9762]

Andy Foster Sky pie😂

[@grimmashley8422]

When I saw the title “Sky Cake,” I was expecting a bit about edibles, but this is even funnier

[@Pallepop909]

this brings so many memories

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

Once there was tribe of Sky Cake people waiting for their Sky Cake to come, until one day this Sky Cheesecake guy came around claiming to be the Sky Cake. Some of the Sky Cake believers became Sky Cheesecake people and appropriated a bunch of the Sky Cake legend. After a few hundred years, a Sky Ice Cream Cake guy came around and plagiarized a bunch of the Sky Cheesecake legend but claimed to be the final Sky Dessert. And they're all still killing the shit out of each other today. The End!

[@armcore6130]

I love this bit. Hilarious and gives some legit perspective.

[@Shannonzor]

Love it!

[@ErichoTTA]

Woah, that's a great metaphor.

[@JAyy781]

that was a good stand up. comedy central needs to replay it.

[@StefanosDIT]

that was hilarious, if he has other bits as this he must be underrated

[@AnimusPrime87]

I'm sorry, Patton Oswalt. My thoughts are with you in this time of loss.

[@black_platypus]

What happened?

[@AnimusPrime87]

Benjamin Philipp His wife just passed away suddenly. There is a tragic photo of him in some fast food restaurant, alone, with a bottle of alcohol and the award he just won. He looks completely eviscerated.

[@black_platypus]

Vir Animus Oh shit...! Thanks for sharing that, I'm all out of the loop.

[@AnimusPrime87]

Benjamin Philipp Look up the photograph on Google images, it is such a profound and moving photograph when you understand the context. That is just a broken man. I feel awful for him. I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy.

[@black_platypus]

Vir Animus Yeah, I did... But I also watched him after accepting his Emmy, talking about a long time until he can be himself again. Broken sounds so definite and terminal... I'd rather say hurt, implying healing over time. Let's all hope he finds something to help him convert the pain and depression into something else.

[@John007BE]

nailed it in a hilarious way ♥♥♥

[@michellemcfarland80]

BEST!! explanation I’ve ever heard! 💗👍👏💗👍👏💗

[@TheRLKing]

SKY CAKE DAMN IT!

[@dmdiamond220]

wow, this vid has great quality

[@northuniverse]

This is amazing

[@uiruu]

"I'm an atheist, and I love religion". Me too!!!! I found someone like me!! AND HE'S FUNNY!!!!

[@Phenominal222]

Ah the old sky cake dodge. Genius!

[@radclyff]

Happy Saturday. Here's Sky Cake for all!

[@emitindustries8304]

So profound, and delicious.

[@utl94]

Legend!

[@czechreck]

@Zargen You sir, owe me a new keyboard. That's my fave bit too.

[@WARRIORofHARDCORE]

I love this hahahaha

[@Treesandink]

such a good analogy! patton's the shit

[@unsupervisedyouth]

that... is... THE BEST THING IVE SEEN... in awhile

[@colepepper83]

yummy, magical sky cake does sound good!

[@sanitytheorist8221]

GENIUS

[@Josieman543]

best quote everrrrr!

[@wherefancytakesme]

A whole new kind of "cake wars".

[@Samamurai]

The power of humor as a learning tool.

[@atimnie]

The cake is a lie. What do you mean that meme is dead?

[@PaulBHartzog]

The cake is a lie.

[@TheaterRaven]

1:29-2:44--Leave it to a guy who doesn't believe in sweets to sum up perfectly why fighting over the "right" dessert is so silly. Whether you adhere to strictly one kind of dessert or are more eclectic like me and draw from the various tastes of various traditions, don't fault others for their dessert(s) of choice. I don't. All the desserts that make the eaters appreciate the cafe we share and care for our fellow patrons are okay by me. Plus, I think there's only one Great Baker and we humans are the ones who give the different names and faces to said Baker. :)

[@gameapril]

+TheaterRaven Well put :)

[@DefaultName-du3kr]

NAIL HIM TO A FUCKING CROSS!

[@amanueldemeke5305]

+TheaterRaven Or our limited understanding seeks to comprehend the construction of the universe by attributing it to an intelligent designer.

[@Someguy-my3he]

Wow -- even divinity candy?

[@TheScalesofanubis]

Balaclavas make my glasses fog up.

[@jasonmorrishall]

freaking awesome/smart

[@Disciple1000]

Hilarious, and the comparison is apt.

[@yoitzsimon]

fire as

[@mayorsoffice]

This is the greatest thing I have ever heard.

[@jackalvulture]

What a delightful way to tell about a story about people killing each other. Delicious baked goods always makes everything better.

[@daveloser8965]

this i can relate to

[@PoppycockPrincess100]

I always think of this clip whenever I eat cake. xD

[@dmarcucci87]

underrated funny man!

[@pasapdub]

BRILLIANT!

[@zanderrose]

I want that sky baklava

[@karldergroe3990]

genius 👏👏

[@poopieflys]

Lol, the sky cake is a lie, portal reference

[@viridismonasteriense]

@viridismonasteriense and the ending is brilliant.

[@howardmctroy3303]

He just explained Nietzsche's "Master morality vs. slave morality." In order to overcome a society where the strong do whatever it is they please at the expense of the weak, you must persuade them to think there is virtue or benefit in them not doing so.

[@meatwoodflac4526]

Genius

[@gutiboy13]

genius, I now like Patton Oswald