Paul Foot - What a "Baby on Board" Sticker Really Says About You

PaulFoot on the rules of describing home-made cake and the implications of a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker.
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[@tastyanagram]

This should have so many more views. What a tight set.

[@glenw3814]

I think the baby on board signs say, "Please forgive my driving foibles. I'm sleep deprived and distracted. I'm really very dangerous."

[@poccio85]

Yes! And also, "I'm probably going to go a bit slower than I would normally so please do not lose your shit "

[@unscentednapalm8547]

@@poccio85 so, dangerous then.

[@ziggypop8106]

Nah it just means you're a kn0B

[@mreckes9967]

I was starting to wonder just where that "Baby on Board" gag was going, nicely done my good man.

[@Angela-kc5ui]

He has touched a raw nerve with the “baby on board” gag. Superb.

[@thatdude034]

Why does this guy look like Dr Evil and Mr Beans lovechild?

[@Papacy-Delenda-Est]

You can’t possibly comprehend how much my day improved, simply by reading that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thatdude034]

@@Papacy-Delenda-Est Glad it did :)

[@Crowvithian]

I really enjoyed this guy.

[@baertomeneguzzi9181]

He's like a more disturbed sheldon

[@ivanchevez9681]

Brilliant set. Absolutely loved it.

[@pebblesofwisdom]

James Acaster mentioned Paul Foot as an inspiration so I came to check him out and absolutely GET IT

[@ziggypop8106]

Except Foot is funny

[@slowdivebreeze1]

Paul is genius, Acaster isn’t that funny.

[@Seedyrom247]

I’m glad this guy found his feet from 2013 onwards at the “Just for Meh” festivals

[@elleryeggen9678]

Found him on 2022. Greetings from California U.S.A

[@timothygray7412]

Paul foot is the best comedian in the uk currently

[@RIXRADvidz]

Paul Foot, Tony Law, Milton Jones. three of my favorite flavours of Insanity.

[@susanberry3446]

😂❤ Paul you are a legend. I love you. X

[@orangesandpineapple5]

A very potent point, described most succinctly through a joke!

[@glenw3814]

The haircut. 😂

[@gossipmongersaunt774]

Crunch crunch

[@CordyMcDonald]

He looks like a young Rowan Atkinson

[@stizzulka]

Great stuff.....

[@davidreynolds4684]

First ive seen this bizarre little gnome but i like him. He has a disturbing resemblence to Rowan Atkinson around the time of The Black Adder 1st. Ill finish the clip now to see if i keep an eye out for him. So far so good.

[@davidreynolds4684]

@BintFirm 1882 Ive heard the name but i cant picture him in anything at the moment.

[@stephenreeds3632]

Spot on about those bloody Baby On Board signs. Coupled with Drive Carefully. Seen a prick in one of those on their mobile....don't get me started!

[@RosieHarp]

It means the driver a complete KN🎱B 😆

[@nez9751]

They were laughing before he spoke, good sign.

[@kelvinjames6344]

Best comedian from Australia

[@ziggypop8106]

He's from Amersham

[@conradfung5537]

Reminds me of Bob Goldthwait

[@panashejonga4258]

Heterosexual and fertile 😂😂😂

[@disklamer]

Keep clear - distracted driver

[@geoschwa]

3:16

[@rp8164]

Ummmm....was a laughter track added to the clip?

[@keepyour2cents218]

The European mullet😬

[@221b-Maker-Street]

I absolutely love the genius that is Paul Foot 🏆 (As an aside, *Baby on Board* signs were originally for the emergency services, of course. And three word alliterative phrases stick in our consciousness.)

[@pieceofpecanpie]

That’s a common belief but not true.

[@onceuponatimeintoronto891]

Not a safety sign for emergency services, it was for safe driving near B.O.B vehicles.

[@stephenreeds3632]

But not Little Princess On Board!

[@ziggypop8106]

That's what child car seats are for. Quite easy to spot

[@flomeniro929]

Zemmour dans un autre univer.

[@jonhohensee3258]

I hope this isn't his best stuff.

[@javierrufus]

RIP😔

[@FrankNFurter1000]

He's very much alive...

[@LogsMaggot]

Is he on coke or something? He’s so great anyway

[@221b-Maker-Street]

No. Paul’s just a mathematical genius, and quite possibly has ASD? They can sometimes go together, I know.

[@brett4264]

1st

[@TheSuburban15]

Baby on Board jokes were quite old even in 2012.

[@depurasangre86]

yooo wtf. i kill my guinea pig and my friends and family send me to psychiatric ward....and here a guy kills two of his pets and prances around on stage while people laugh. pretty sure i do everything wrong....even killing.

[@Couchpotato-bl4ye]

Horrendously unfunny where are the punch lines is just waffle

[@leegibbs5317]

Its observational comedy.

[@panscrank]

TOLERATE IT!!

[@subtlesraf]

this guy sucks, baby on board stickers originated as a way to inform first responders to crashes that there is an infant onboard who cannot help themselves, that is their function as a sign.

[@Alr1ghtyThen]

r/whoosh

[@keelinkennedy]

Ah well done 👏 I knew there would be one 🙄😂😂😂

[@depurasangre86]

i agree he sucks....im pretty sure he really killed those two birds and made a joke about it. i hope he doesnt have kids 😬.

[@davidsanderson5918]

What if the sticker is damaged in the crash? Or it's obscured by a protuding tree branch?

[@baronbullshyster2996]

No sorry, the first time they used the sign baby on board, was to inform the shaman that there was a baby ready for human sacrifice. Watch out if you see a shaman driving behind you. Better have a sign saying “if you can read this you too close” only problem is ten percent of people are dyslexic and one percent are shamans.

[@rogerhagger7967]

. within seconds I knew I couldnt stand this guy! It could be ALL the attempts at "acting", like the way he keeps looking to his left and then his right- again and again... there is an arrogance about him that shines like piss in the moon light... no thanks

[@abisheridee]

that's the joke

[@Froggen88]

found the yank

[@panscrank]

TOLERATE IT!!

[@willymaykit1482]

Got about halfway thru. The mullet was too disturbing.

[@rebelredshirt_2188]

16 seconds in and i already love this guy🤣

[@depurasangre86]

you....killed a pet too huh? its ok...i COMPLETELY understand 😉.

[@luvyou-baby]

More of his standup please

[@stevenfranks3131]

"I'm going to need a second sign because I don't think the first sign will deal with all my concerns...." 😁😱😵

[@panashejonga4258]

killed that one TOO 😂😂😂 he killed both of em

[@thefishdevil]

Yes, I believe that’s the joke 👍🏼

[@cansofswine126]

Emo Philips vibes, love the retro feel lol

[@DonoVideoProductions]

I always figured those signs meant: "I had sex. The condom broke." I was never impressed.

[@necronerdicon]

This guy comes across like a monty python bit. 😂 I love it!

[@pineutrino]

I've got a Baby On Board sign on my motorbike.

[@chesshead]

You've got a delicate baby passenger in your car. You're driving extra carefully. How do you let other drivers know why you are driving slowly? Maybe the Baby On Board sticker shouldn't be interpreted as an instruction to other drivers, telling them to drive slowly. Maybe it's only there to explain why you are driving slowly.

[@stephenreeds3632]

Except they don't.

[@ziggypop8106]

Yeah like everybody should adapt their speed because you popped a sprog 😆

[@jedharper5858]

Regardless of who's in the car you should always be driving safe

[@_Maddie_m]

This is hilarious

[@RB-rz2hr]

my god!!! is he on expired medication or what?????

[@keepyour2cents218]

The European mullet😬

[@nickflionis6341]

Immediate Emo Philips vibes

[@Fiveminded]

His persona in the 90s was far funnier. Good material, but the clothes, mullet, exagerated body language, too over the top, almost fabricated. Was so natural and funny before, it's a shame.

[@datgrrl5698]

This is an old video. Chech out his newer videos on his personal channel to see his evolution before casting dispersions. Your own channel has a fine array of your own personal evolution.

[@hedahayden]

Yikes.. idk what y'all just watched but he bombed hard for me

[@ianriddell1307]

He most certainly did not. He is one of Britain's top comedians and has won many awards.

[@hedahayden]

@@ianriddell1307 okay.. but my opinion has nothing to do with his awards lols if its okay to like him or not be a fan.. relax..its gonna be okay

[@ziggypop8106]

Not American humour really

[@iandavidson7799]

What rubbish this act is. 😒

[@garechmurphy6348]

Says the Smokie fan

[@panscrank]

TOLERATE IT!

[@ziggypop8106]

Comedy is subjective

[@ianriddell1307]

Brilliant comedian, and most people will not have the intelligence to understand this. Sure I read somewhere that he has a degree in Maths from Oxford.

[@RosieHarp]

I think the majority of people will 'have the intelligence to understand this'. You're not special 😆