Paul McCartney Tells a Dirty Joke. A sir, and a Beatle tells a dirty joke
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@jeff-ue2vw6 жыл бұрын
when he said "up on the hill" i expected him to say "there was a fool"
@belial13laileb3 жыл бұрын
me too
@charlesnichols99523 жыл бұрын
"head in the clouds"
@captainozone53932 жыл бұрын
Pearson
@DippyHippie2 жыл бұрын
I’m deaf,no cc😢 I sure wish I knew what he was saying!
@DippyHippie2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesnichols9952 ❤️
@aidange211 жыл бұрын
the 12 seconds of silence at the end are the best.
@Bebe-rn2fh3 жыл бұрын
not sure if the people behind the camera were trying to hold their laughs or they thought his joke sucks xD
@Chilliam133 жыл бұрын
He told it wrong. The punch line is supposed to be " but suck just one c*ck"
@captainozone53933 жыл бұрын
@@Chilliam13 Paul's punchline had more lead in its pencil.
@alexanderdelacruz92492 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was the funniest part 😂
@redblade8160 Жыл бұрын
aidange2. Well, it excited you at least"
@robertoaizenberg20177 жыл бұрын
First time I ever heard Paul swearing.
@ianbentley72767 жыл бұрын
i've heard him swear a good few times over the years
@ComedyLoverGirl6 жыл бұрын
True, most of the time he seems extremely cordial and goody-good. The most goody-good of all the beatles.
@leighfoulkes72976 жыл бұрын
I've read a biography of Paul by one of his friends, Miles something but anyway, in his interview about Liverpool it's always "f--- this, f--- that" . I've never read so many cursing a book before.
@emptyspotlight6 жыл бұрын
listen to big boys bickering
@MarkInLA6 жыл бұрын
Why, because you've seen him what, 10 times in a movie, concert, on a record, on TV, radio ? You haven't hung around with the man. His friends, family and colleagues do and have..
@rainierfrog7 жыл бұрын
the way he said "nohhhh" omg hahahaha
@NikkiDiddlyDoo3 жыл бұрын
nOOO xD
@atossamasumpour68342 жыл бұрын
It was like the one Rachel does in friends🤍🤣🤣🤣
@NaaHva6 күн бұрын
Only Billy could do it like that.
@cerysb84976 жыл бұрын
What did we ever do to deserve this man
@sharonabraham79584 жыл бұрын
WHAT AOSNSNSN
@samvalecaaguilar18074 жыл бұрын
Not enough I can tell you that
@SoftTangerineDreams3 жыл бұрын
We don't
@DakotaBusCaptures3 жыл бұрын
Win the war? Dno...either way, he’s the father of today’s music 60’s-20’s
@Laura4Cats2 жыл бұрын
Paul as a stand-up comedian? Don't quit your day job, luv. LOL
@JKlatinagirl9 жыл бұрын
The accent, the delivery, everything about this was a win! LOL
@chipgaasche49335 жыл бұрын
Except the joke...
@mychannelrocks4442 жыл бұрын
He is half Irish.
@waynej26082 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm thinking he'd be better off leaving this sort of thing to Ringo. (-:
@politicaloutsider4132 жыл бұрын
Joke didn't make sense.
@mychannelrocks4442 жыл бұрын
@@politicaloutsider413 you're not Irish.
@SophieDouf8 жыл бұрын
i wonder if pauil laughs at this joke for 3 straight minutes when he tells him self this
@amosurneighbourhoodmemeste5566 жыл бұрын
john lennons bicep i know i do *wink wink*
@garrybrown66246 жыл бұрын
john lennons bicep ,
@bunkbeds49205 жыл бұрын
amos ur neighbourhood memester he definitely does
@_kydon_96205 жыл бұрын
Are you John's left or right one ;3
@samvalecaaguilar18073 жыл бұрын
i dont think ive ever seen a more wrong way to spell pol
@laurenimmel63396 жыл бұрын
This video cured my depression.
@mr.yellowstrat33526 жыл бұрын
Lauren Immel lmao it's powerful enough
@alexishinshaw62706 жыл бұрын
wow so original and funny, how the fuck does a video cure a mental illness?
@josephhumbles1405 жыл бұрын
Alexis Hinshaw stfu
@violaliketheinstrument5 жыл бұрын
Alexis Hinshaw it’s just a joke. Don’t be an over dramatic, easily butthurt person.
@mikehunt51343 жыл бұрын
@@alexishinshaw6270 hey friend, I want you to know you are never without love and support. I LOVE you and support you, and if you ever need a friend I'm here. Rock on, and have faith in yourself. Same goes to anybody who may ever need to see this. ❤
@boykarulz240810 жыл бұрын
well first I watched him teach how to make mashed potatoes now he's telling jokes.I think he is bored after accomplishing so much in his life.I'll watch no matter what cause I've always been and always will be one of his biggest fans.A real legend and a real gentleman.
@maiadonovan-ashbolt3016 жыл бұрын
HAHAH I literally just watched the same things. what a legend
@ArchiverUnknown6 жыл бұрын
Same too!
@buzzbuzzapple5 жыл бұрын
Me, too!
@sabinakieras11994 жыл бұрын
I made the likes 420 thank me
@Lucille_McCartney733 жыл бұрын
This comment reminded me of Forrest Gump because it’s literally that Paul accomplished so much he doesn’t even notice anymore and the same thing happened to Forrest 🤣 I mean Forrest sounded so bored when he talked about I think the second or third time he met the president of the U.S. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Anonymous-vf4lq7 жыл бұрын
Paul is the best storyteller
@HighNoonTex Жыл бұрын
Nah, Norm MacDonald did it better
@therealpatagonianpancakes Жыл бұрын
But do they call him Paul the Storyteller? NOOOO
@corey-bird3489 Жыл бұрын
No, I am, I don’t use mistake unnecessary profanity for wit.
@vitaminaereas7 ай бұрын
also dave grohl
@charlesmichael1903 жыл бұрын
Paul's Irish accent is wonderful.
@jessicathethreestoogesfan26353 жыл бұрын
Dude he’s british
@69birdboy3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but that was an Irish accent he did there and it was pretty good. A lot of musicians are good mimics
@charwest94492 жыл бұрын
Paul can do any accent, in any voice, he's an amazing mimic. He could make his voice sound like Elvis, or once I even heard him do Roy Orbison. He could make his voice sound like John too.
@Vingul2 жыл бұрын
@@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635 Ireland isn't in Britain.
@Lucille_McCartney732 жыл бұрын
Well, he is Irish in decent. Actually, he’s only a second or third generation Liverpudlian! His great grandparents/grandparents left Ireland and moved to Scotland before settling in Liverpool, so…
@crankyerma8 жыл бұрын
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE JOKE.
@hyzercreek6 жыл бұрын
You don't know what literally means
@thebrazilianatlantis1656 жыл бұрын
It meant he was speaking literally, which he was.
@amangadpale92843 жыл бұрын
I don't get the joke
@theperson_in_thesuit2 жыл бұрын
@@amangadpale9284 Same. I'm not English speaker.
@jimc4839 Жыл бұрын
Funny. Norm macdonald tells a the same joke.
@blehblehh2345 жыл бұрын
The blank stare at the end I'm crying 😂
@redblade8160 Жыл бұрын
bleh blehh Poking someone like you with a feather, would make you cry too!
@tiablue91068 жыл бұрын
"But you fuck ONE goat..." I snorted so loud omg
@greyyalmir75827 жыл бұрын
...sans...*illuminati music*
@daeizd6 жыл бұрын
Tia Blue ikr😂😂😂 it was hilarious😂😂
@Lucille_McCartney733 жыл бұрын
The way he says “Ok!” In the beginning is too cute omg
@Lucille_McCartney733 жыл бұрын
Also the ending oh my god 🤣🤣🤣 Paul is so awkward and funny at the same time omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@georgeharrison36994 жыл бұрын
The way he says “nooo” 😂😂😭
@kenhenderson79998 жыл бұрын
Paul frequently likes to kid the Irish, perhaps because he's half Irish himself. His mother's maiden name was Mary Mohan. George was also half Irish, his mother's family was named "French" which, despite appearances, is an Irish surname.
@Prof.ArnonPalty7 жыл бұрын
Ken Henderson John was Irish too.
@NuisanceMan6 жыл бұрын
But "Jones" is Welsh!
@daeizd6 жыл бұрын
Ken Henderson tnx
@NuisanceMan6 жыл бұрын
Abcde No, Jones is the most common surname in Wales. It exists in England because Welsh people came into England.
@NuisanceMan6 жыл бұрын
Abcde It's still ethnically Welsh.
@okifurbi7 жыл бұрын
Ringo is still thinking about it...
@thebrazilianatlantis1656 жыл бұрын
Ringo's smart. George it might have taken a minute. "I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping" -- what the fuck.
@thebrazilianatlantis1656 жыл бұрын
"like... stuff" That sounds about right.
@SergeantWolfy5 жыл бұрын
Brazilian Atlantis i love george but damn your comment made me laugh out loud
@annajones84945 жыл бұрын
AHAHA
@bonoyass4 жыл бұрын
i still dont understand this joke lol
@scotthailey155611 ай бұрын
It is literally impossible to dislike this man.
@BillPurkayastha5 ай бұрын
I agree, but it is extremely easy to _hate_ him once you discover he supports the swastika tattooed Hitler saluting Waffen SS pride parading blueyellow ragwagging prisoner-murdering nazis in Ukraine.
@Ziebenator63-jj9ej7 жыл бұрын
An oldie, but a goodie! (The joke, not Paul...well both actually)
@otingocni065 жыл бұрын
As a Beatles fan, Paul is seldom older than 28 to me.
@brendahettmansberger29057 жыл бұрын
I love it! He's a great storyteller...so fluid. Gets all the detail in there w/o overdoing. And his expressions at the end are so f****ing CUTE!
@MaccaLives6 жыл бұрын
Paul used to be famous amongst his friends for his story-telling. Many school mates remember how he'd effortlessly captivate an audience with his colourful descriptions and elaborate gesticulation. Seems he never stopped doing that! He sometimes tells stories during his concerts too.
@josemeda45925 жыл бұрын
Brenda Hettmansberger I've noticed that; as if he was singing.
@redpillhope Жыл бұрын
Great Irish accent. And the timing is brilliant! And the silence at end. Man Paul knows how to tell a joke!
@LaMYsteriosa87 Жыл бұрын
Irish? Try Scottish. Because Billy is from there/he has Scottish heritage. This is NOT Paul.
@darthmelsie11 ай бұрын
Reminder: this man was a founding member of the most influential musical acts of all time.
@sackydzNG2 ай бұрын
It was actually John Lennon who founded the Beatles, unless you're talking about Wings lol
@darthmelsie2 ай бұрын
@@sackydzNG that's probably why I said *A* founding member. Nice try, though.
@Eecheejo4 жыл бұрын
That punchline is the best. Leaves it up to the audience to fill in the blanks. Love it!
@nanook8721 Жыл бұрын
I have to say, for the incredible musician, the brilliant songwriter Paul McCartney is, he is also a very down to earth human being. I've been loving him for nearly 60 years. 🥰
@susanpratt6344 Жыл бұрын
I enjoyed his slight smile/shoulder shrugs at the end almost as much as the joke and it's delivery. As always...well done Sir.🥰
@LordoftheJimmy14 жыл бұрын
OMFG!!! I told this joke to a big group of people, and they literally fell on the floor laughing. Thanks Paul!
@pammays59929 жыл бұрын
Sir Paul is the man! That joke had me in tears. Naughty Knight!
@thecolourofspring36428 жыл бұрын
That was amazing. Paul is the best haha :)
@Lucille_McCartney733 жыл бұрын
He really is!!!
@shred_bath_and_beyond83147 жыл бұрын
Where is this footage from? Is this the bonus of something or did someone just walk up to an ex Beatle and drag him into an empty room in front of a camera and say, "Tell a dirty joke" ?
@PhilipBoardman7 жыл бұрын
From an old website around the time of the release of Memory Almost Full, where you could "ask Paul questions" (type in a question and get a pre-recorded response which was usually him saying he didn't know what you were asking)
@shred_bath_and_beyond83147 жыл бұрын
Okay, thank you
@dakotajoman13 жыл бұрын
I saw Paul play a couple of years ago for 3 hours. He and his band were perfect. The odd thing was I never saw drink anything.....no water nothing. I love him and the the other 3 lads. They created the world we, well at least I, live in. 'To the toppermost of the poppermost' thats right Johnny.......
@henriqueerenner57416 ай бұрын
I saw him play in december, same thing, 81 years old, 3 hours of show and not a single time for water.
@tetedepoulet86514 жыл бұрын
I didn't think I could love him any more until I saw this!
@mogendavid669310 жыл бұрын
Make one fence, and you'll not be known as a fence maker, but do what he said last, and you'll definitely be known for doing it. Double standard, it just ain't fair.
@wonmoss02068 жыл бұрын
Remember "4 of fish and finger pies"?
@MarkInLA6 жыл бұрын
Wrong. "For a fish in (or 'and') finger pies in summer"
@jetsamperes57626 жыл бұрын
What makes the 'meanwhile back' line great is he doesn't sing it how it would be read in print. "For a fish and finger pie in summer. Meanwhile, back behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout..." He replaces the comma after 'meanwhile' with a period after 'back' when he sings it. For a fish and finger pie in summer meanwhile back. Behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout...
@Monkeyradar9 жыл бұрын
Well I read this joke online many times before watching this video for the first time. This narration sounds nothing like I had imagined it but it's still funny.
@deanmorrow40836 жыл бұрын
Thanks Paul for that joke, I needed that bit of levity today.
@ChibixCheerio13 жыл бұрын
i love how after hes done telling the whole joke he keeps emphazizing the one part by holding up his finger! lol ALL HAIL SIR PAUL McCARTNEY1
@RageCage6410 жыл бұрын
That joke would've been funny if anyone had told it, but hearing Paul say it is just priceless.
@psychgirl0713 жыл бұрын
Love how he says"NOO"
@billyshears66047 жыл бұрын
That's pretty freaking funny!
@estherfernandez437310 ай бұрын
¿Quién más ha llegado por Berto y Buenafuente?
@BibliotecadeUrokhan10 ай бұрын
Si, efectivamente 😂
@OneyrosMoe10 ай бұрын
Por supuesto
@-th1rty3-5 ай бұрын
I don't know how long I've seen this video, a decade or more, but the punchline still got me.
@beatlemaniac196613 жыл бұрын
Paul is so awesome That joke was hilarious, but the way he told it made it that much better!
@thejimbruce400411 ай бұрын
The best part by far of the whole joke for me is not cutting away and just lingering on Sir Paul after he has told this joke. Well told.
@ronnieharrisson7 жыл бұрын
I wish i'd be able to tell stories and jokes that well ;D usually when i try, no one understands shit im saying....
@angusyoungwannabe18974 жыл бұрын
same lol
@robinterry2906 Жыл бұрын
this joke coming from Sir Paul is gold!
@coat.thik1 Жыл бұрын
Rocco Tanica and Tintoria brought me here 😂
@birdigrogu Жыл бұрын
E anche questa.... Fiuuuuuuu
@coat.thik1 Жыл бұрын
@@birdigrogu Paul McCartney ospite nella puntata 160
@birdigrogu Жыл бұрын
@@coat.thik1 cacare a Buckingham palace
@johnhall443911 жыл бұрын
On July 14th 2013 I saw Sir Paul in Indianapolis, and held up a sign from the 3rd row that said, "We stole your goat joke". between songs he mentioned the signs, and pointed us out because he said he didn't get it. The drummer (Abe) spoke up and took credit for it! Thrill of a life time, and the sign strategy was flawless! (in getting his attention)
@unkozy82425 жыл бұрын
The way he just stares at the screen after he's finished has me FLOORED. 😂😂😂😂😂
@Hamstergirl7113 жыл бұрын
I like how he keeps holding up one finger at the end, lol.
@FishHeadSalad8 ай бұрын
What makes this so funny to me is that on his cover of his album called "Ram" (pun intended, I guess), he is holding a goat by the horns as he looks at it mischievously from behind. We don't see him standing behind a mahogany bar on the cover, do we?
@zachhaywood15645 жыл бұрын
I've been listening to The Beatles and watching his interviews my whole life, and this is the first time I've ever heard him swear.
@richard692873 жыл бұрын
You should hear him on the Howard Stern show.
@Uetti Жыл бұрын
You should hear the song Big Boys Bickering
@thePronto9 ай бұрын
He's from Liverpool...
@user-fu2mi1nd5l5 ай бұрын
Man, that song is so relevant today what with all the sh&t going on@@Uetti
@Bellocks113 жыл бұрын
Love the look he gives at the end as if to say "you just got that? lol"
@itsdddaniii3 жыл бұрын
THE SWITCH BETWEEN ACCENTS
@tereseiervasi10066 жыл бұрын
Haaaa LOVE YOU Paul that was a good one.. I just want to say thank you and your 3 other mates for all the beautiful music... I lay down in my be at night and and place my head phones on and go back in time .. i laugh i cry because it brings back great memories of my love ones who are all gone now. BUT !!!! you guys change the world and i was a little girl growing up in it and today at 59 Sir Paul McCartney im still blasting the Beatles music no matter where im at ... ❤💋❤ TKY
@gpgara14 жыл бұрын
I died laughing at the end. Paul is hilarious! Always been, always will.
@joekeere4959 Жыл бұрын
Faul
@shanikabradley28702 жыл бұрын
Oh Paul left me hanging like I was waiting for the punchlines after the goat thing 🤣🤣🤣
@007gumshoe11 жыл бұрын
McCartney is an artist....he knows it will be funnier if you complete the joke in your own mind. excellent timing and delivery....
@duiliocaldarella8732 Жыл бұрын
"Tintoria #156 Rocco Tanica" brought me here 🥲
@AyMiles12 жыл бұрын
The last 10 seconds is so awkward and literally made me laugh so hard.
@ElCidStudios15 жыл бұрын
awesome
@pissbaby73066 жыл бұрын
i like how he laughs at his joke at the end. He's so proud of himself.
@Teacakes033 жыл бұрын
The silence after the joke is just......
@eoghanlyng50746 жыл бұрын
Brilliant Irish accent
@user-fu2mi1nd5l5 ай бұрын
The man of a THOUSAND VOICES strikes again
@BibliotecadeUrokhan10 ай бұрын
Si, estoy acá por Berto😂
@sonnyburnett87253 жыл бұрын
It’s great to finally hear him tell a dirty story. Even though we know he’s human and has lived an awesome life.
@mellow5123 Жыл бұрын
Oh dear. Just hearing Paul say 'fuck'....and then of course the joke itself. Memorable.
@7775Kevin Жыл бұрын
His expression after the joke was the f*!king best part
@RAG106013 жыл бұрын
My idea of heaven is to be in the same room with Sir Paul for as long as a joke like this could be told to me or a song sung to me.
@samantha8706 Жыл бұрын
Heard this joke before from Chris Pratt on a talk show but I like the way Paul tells it. Made me laugh at a joke I’ve heard before. That’s a skilled comedian right there.
@steffigavin9152 Жыл бұрын
Oh perfect! I hadn't heard this until now...5/21/23. Love you Paul.
@woopteedeewoopteedye Жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd see the day , glad I did.
@randomdude67194 жыл бұрын
My jaw dropped at the end. I was dying inside(in the good way). Did he just say what I think he said?
@whitebreaddickwilloughby365 жыл бұрын
This is actually a good life lesson.
@jg8678 Жыл бұрын
That's as funny as the joke - lol
@ted.angell760911 ай бұрын
Pee-Wee Herman likes this 👍
@im215exempt6 жыл бұрын
Internet gem 👍 I loved it! The Queen saw this and said, "Make this Beatle a 'Sir' immediately!"
@christopherbuttons886 Жыл бұрын
first time ive heard a swear word from SirPaul... He is the best!!!
@jessicabamber60883 жыл бұрын
He's very clean isn't he.......
@caitlinegan95388 жыл бұрын
WHY GRANDAD
@andrewsandoz80052 жыл бұрын
It's true. Sometimes the one and only time you do something foolish or wrong and it sticks with you forever.
@eduardocervantesaca2 ай бұрын
Its been days and I am still laughing my head off, especially because you wouldnt expect that from Sir Paul McCa
@Ulfnarr Жыл бұрын
figli di tintoria, fatevi sentire!
@admtech696 жыл бұрын
Paul could be a comedian if he wanted to - it's all about rhythm, delivery and timing.
@carlranger8060 Жыл бұрын
Great joke, well delivered.
@9Ballr6 жыл бұрын
That was actually funny, and he told it well. I think he may have missed his calling.
@thebrazilianatlantis1656 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYW9aKtsjbuqeM0
@hjelpinternet6 жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna say that he made the ”Guiness” himself, if u know what i mean
@virginiapicker Жыл бұрын
OMG 😂. Brilliant and totally understated. 👍
@aura_9533 ай бұрын
he’s too good for this world I love him
@IsaacWale2004 Жыл бұрын
That ending was actually somewhat unexpected 😅
@JulianLennon17 жыл бұрын
Just what I needed to hear today.....Haaa
@barbaracranford5277 ай бұрын
Thanks for the chuckle Paul
@stuartblittley3531 Жыл бұрын
this video is older than me … love him❤️
@hipster-doofus14 жыл бұрын
not only an amazing musician, he's quite the comedian as well. lmao
@keitheddie510 жыл бұрын
LOL LOL LOL love u Paul!
@SummernlightningUSA13 жыл бұрын
Paul, you know danmm well you are Irish yourself, and us Irish love you. You and lennon were the sons of Irish parents and the two of you showed the world what good music sounds like. If you ever come to ny ill buy you a pint pal. Im 34 and have looked up to You all my life- Mike Shanahan.
@wornyodelrecords3 ай бұрын
I was wondering why the Irish bar man was called Jones, but the punchline explained it I guess 🤣
@Suederizm15 жыл бұрын
I am not going to lie... i didn't like where the joke was going, but the goat line was killer! Paul is still keeping smiles on everybody's face.
@jg8678 Жыл бұрын
Same reaction - Paul, this is not going well - great finish chap
@gabrieledifalco3570 Жыл бұрын
E dopo tintoria...
@howardfarris44107 ай бұрын
Guy crazy funny..God Bless him
@pavel-n-gubarev3 жыл бұрын
I really like how he does the accent.
@socaltexan595 жыл бұрын
The most hilarious comments here are the ones that say "I don't get it". LOL!