Paul Smith | Liverpool Fake Taxi

[@timmytwowheels9268]

Not the FakeTaxi story I was expecting

[@leanneedwards561]

TimmyTwoWheels same😂😂

[@leoedwards3294]

TimmyTwoWheels ye lad

[@philiprogers7505]

😂

[@nigelmansell8864]

TimmyTwoWheels me neither chief I’m outta here ASAP

[@bogmarley4064]

🤣🤣😂👌🤜🏿

[@TheWextin]

Went there with mates a few months ago, and we all agreed that the host (this guy) was the best.

[@philfg1]

Bet you had a cheeky line though

[@slimeygoose8064]

Be rude not to

[@adamparry2861]

The disappointment when You realise he's talking about an actual fake taxi and not porn.

[@Maaaattologyyyy]

I didn't know that was a thing

[@kellyrackstrawjones]

I’m cryin’ you’re brilliant

[@cerysmcmillan5525]

Absolutely Brilliant!! "As Funny As!! Paul Smith.

[@yorkshiret2807]

He’s better than most of them on Dave

[@owenmontgomery9237]

My mans a beakhead😂

[@Maaaattologyyyy]

Im not from around there but would like to go there one day and to that comedy club

[@scottconnorzzzzz]

Thanks for letting us know 👍

[@Hi-uy1pp]

Oh drear not that fake taxi then 😂

[@stall7283]

Got tickets for Cardiff in June. Can't wait!!

[@tomo8910vids]

I reckon I've seen him. Was at the bus stop in Victoria Street at about 5:30 waiting for the first bus and a guy in a black Peugeot 207 pulls up saying dya want a lift. Didn't in the end but can report he was wearing a black hoodie, wasn't shirtless, alas.

[@HotWaterComedyClubLiverpool]

+Tom Lambert 😂😂

[@tomderby2812]

It happened to me lar

[@wild6702]

This, is so, fucking, under-rated.

[@ageedow1]

You probably get a line out of it🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stuartjohnson7967]

Excellent. Typical Scouser. Funny as F**K. Spot On Lad.!

[@1971andymac]

Could watch him all day funny as fuck

[@DaisyEllie1]

I went there last night and it was amazing. What a fantastic night and can’t wait to go again.

[@adamwilletts1905]

Paul Smith you sir are fucking hilarious

[@ciaran3675]

Funny this 😂😂😂 oh my

[@sexynessie1]

This guy is absolutely amazing, made me laugh for hours, have to go and see this guy, he’s fucking hilarious x

[@1212341234alan]

Best funny story so far 💯

[@carlcassidy185]

hahahaha my mate is like that too. he just gets off

[@jackiehughes5277]

Hi funny mate love comming to see u x

[@BipoIarbear]

Need to see this guy

[@JamesScouseGames]

Looks like a scouse russel Howard

[@ifodders7228]

You are so funny mate

[@DavidJones-iu7to]

Quality act....can see why Ben Powell went back to the council

[@matthewteah1050]

Paul is getting me through time being detained under the mental health act

[@phillipredgrave5745]

Hope everything works out for you, Brother

[@rossmonty1911]

Listen to the voices

[@Tor010]

Howd it go

[@andrewadkins6810]

Looks a bit like Russell Howard but a lot funnier than Russell Howard!

[@fjdbdjdjdb283]

A fire in an orphanage is funnier than Russell Howard

[@Tuga4life]

It would be amazing if they had few more kamera angles so we kould see the person he is talking too and Krowd reaktions and that… don’t forget , my ideia 💡 😊

[@WallieTheRed]

I swear I know that guy

[@BipoIarbear]

No one wanna know what happened with alambu😳

[@scottconnorzzzzz]

He got deported for working with an expired visa.

[@ajjohnstone7063]

It’s a thick accent but what the FCK is “La??” Is it meant to be Lad? But too lazy to finish the word. 😂😂😂

[@toffiet3347]

Its lad

[@jaimecoutanche5977]

I can't watch this because the extensive use of expletives is unnecessary, I am from Liverpool and 'La' pre-dates lad and it's not used by most of the 'scallies' these days, they're even lazier they use 'lid' which has also been used for over 10 years.... because useless phases out stay their welcome...like orange skin, wearing pyjamas as day wear and naming children after deodorants or Z list celebrities. 'La' and 'lid' all ridiculous terms none the less, much like the over use of profanity .....drags everybody down and stereotypes everyone who is from Liverpool.

[@liamwalton8759]

j'aime coutanche just a word la

[@danked6731]

King

[@stephenks]

Easily the best clip he’s done

[@notmyname9261]

Very good stuff :-P To be fair giving out a sample in the drug trade isn't that uncommon, it's to get you hooked and then you know who to go to if you want more.

[@leviroch]

Amen. . . A good dealer has customer service skills, not just money/drug exchange. . . Im only allowed around mine when im sober, coz he always wants me to try his new shit with a clear head so he can get an honest opinion on it. . . Thats customer satisfaction right there, pride in your job lol

[@wereallmadhere4728]

😂😂😂 😜👍

[@Maaaattologyyyy]

Hahaha beak

[@xiscozapatero1914]

Can I feel yer muscles la ?

[@jamswils6114]

He lives in oldham

[@anthonyshackleton6178]

You got lee’s number

[@j-boogiebrown9961]

I'm a scouser myself, but I need to know, what's the deal with so many scouse lads having really camp voices nowadays? Put some bass in your voice, for fuck's sake!

[@bigreddog3292]

J-Boogie Brown all scousers sound gay mate it’s not your fault it just sounds gay as fuck. It’s the most annoying accent in Britain hands down 👍🏻

[@gangsternews4815]

He's a closet bender that's why, like all of them.

[@fernandoiniesta0081]

Could you upload the subtitles....I know Scouse is a difficult accent at the best of times...but fuck me

[@BlueScouse4]

Big red Dog must be a fucking Manc!

[@sarahshack4459]

I so miss the wonderful scouse sense of humour!

[@claudeblackwood]

God this takes the piss out of me

[@bobbiewallace1423]

Haha

[@dusky9172]

you dont seem like a grass then goes on to say it in a comedy act with 400k views.

[@mmmyeah7]

I don't find this guy that funny at all but that's a bit of a stretch a random guy called lee who drives a car I reckon mi6 would struggle with that one

[@emerald_kiwi4046]

Did anyone understand what he's saying

[@backslang]

we have a saying in Liverpool ,if a comedian has to swear all the time he's/she's crap.......

[@resilienceofagypsy3998]

mjm larkin never heard that and I’ve been in Liverpool 35 years.

[@Blind_Side94]

Can confirm no we fucking dont

[@lengthmuldoon]

Maybe it's me but wtf??

[@rainman2656]

What language is he speaking.......

[@louisdoyle3549]

lib

[@michaelwoolley1913]

This guys the same old every time swearing shouting fckin fckin fckin Yea mate zzzzzz bore off

[@800Viffer]

Shite

[@elaremalaka_]

I can barely understand what he's saying...

[@Daquan0394]

Clusterfuck hahah where are you from??

[@elaremalaka_]

@@Daquan0394 I'm from Greece lmao

[@ninjaman2254]

Boring 😔

[@jtintheuk297]

Ah his actual stand up isn't as good as his crowd work

[@threelionsonourshirt8259]

This lads about as funny as cancer

[@speedrob]

Aww what's the matter bud... cancer killed a loved one or arms too short to masterbate?

[@threelionsonourshirt8259]

@@speedrob numb as fuck 47...

[@AK-pn1td]

Don’t fuckin watch him so ye bell end. Ye even took time to comment ffs 🤣🤣🤣

[@threelionsonourshirt8259]

@@AK-pn1td took time to comment cause I can you fucking soft lad.

[@threelionsonourshirt8259]

@@speedrob ok you rentboy tell your mam get off the webcam the slag

[@bobwallacejnr6852]

If people think this guy is funny then they need to watch more comedians from the 70's. Swears too much and can't understand what he's on about.

[@leviroch]

Basically your saying your tastes havent evolved in half a century and you cant adapt to an accent. . .

[@georgeperkins7176]

Who would you recommend?

[@jermaineallert7261]

What a ridiculous thing to say

[@booboo4994]

Don’t watch then you clown

[@louispitchley2047]

Fuck off