PAUL TAYLOR -

[@paultaylorcomedy]

Finally! The show is back on KZbin. Enjoy 😊🇬🇧🇫🇷

[@akib_khan]

Yay!🤩

[@SuperCaptainCoco]

Incroyable !! hier je cherchais quand il serait de nouveau disponible. Et Bim 12h plus tard le voila ! Merci beaucoup

[@Whydidtheychangeittohandlesnow]

Yess thanks

[@rohitgaikwad9357]

My country is not in full isolation mode yet 😷 n I’m still loving it 🥰😘*3 but it depends 😂. Thank u 🤘🏻

[@nehanibu5323]

Thank you for the upload! Your show is awesome!

[@TabithaHolland_]

I am SO jealous of how smoothly he switches between French and English holy shit

[@thewild2334]

SAME

[@luxuryvagrant6496]

I soooo fucking agree about the jumbling Hs around like clowns. I have never been able to compose myself. Why do the French do thiiiiis.

[@yiiihaaa___9139]

As a French person, I'm jealous of that but even more of how he can speak English with an accurate French accent

[@teimuhevonen7957]

one key, determined !

[@salmaoct]

ME TOO🤣😭

[@blakedavis2447]

Imagine being there and only understanding half the show

[@Fluteperson01]

My French is pretty bad but I understood most of it... it doesn’t help I haven’t spoken it in 5 years

[@jas.per.25]

English is a required language to take in some french public schools, as spanish for english schools, etc.

[@jesspenny5301]

Blake Davis: omg I can see all the people asking for translation

[@CUP1D0N]

Blake Davis You need to be bilingual here…

[@soso_inhiding_8431]

I live in Canada and I have Spanish classes so I understood all of it but for some reason I still felt the need to read the subtitles 😂

[@henryjohnson462]

Ah yes 3 in the morning, the perfect time to watch standup that's half in a language I don't understand

[@rottenrafflesia]

I just finished it and it's 2.30am XD

[@Ellie-nx9xh]

I started it at 3 am too but i'm french and i've already saw this three or four times

[@AM-we8hj]

@@Ellie-nx9xh et qui s'en fout haha?

[@redbeki]

This is fab ....thanks for the subtitles too ...

[@dylan7003]

Literally trying to write this comment at 1:10am and suddenly... Its french again I'll come back to writing this in a minute. Two minutes later, ooh English again..... Wait its french I'll type in a minute. I can't read the subs and type at the same time. Its now 1:32 literally took that long to write this

[@guitraj12]

As a Brazilian Portuguese speaker who's fluent in English and is learning French, this video turned my brain into mashed batata de terre.

[@Ellie-nx9xh]

In french "potato" is "patate" or "pomme de terre" good luck ;)

[@guitraj12]

@@Ellie-nx9xh merci! I know, but in brazilian portuguese we say "batata".

[@danieldefaria1728]

Bro I’m the exact same as voce 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cecidantass]

Epa to na msm aq kkkkk

[@naisscoq8258]

@@Ellie-nx9xh tg il le sait

[@kaitlyncolborne8288]

It's my linguistic goal to be able to roast other people in THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE

[@powerofneo1590]

Same

[@G.F.SF55]

Ajajaja, I do that constantly with my russian friends 😂

[@davidarmanini7704]

Just ask French how they conjugate verbs in time and then ask them why the left the end away

[@milantoth6246]

Easy to do in hungarian, they will be the first thing you learn if you start studying the language 🇭🇺

[@noway2770]

@@davidarmanini7704 Doesn't work. For us it's totally normal and basic. Try again.

[@angelao3273]

Loved this. The fact that you switch from English to French flawlessly makes this so much more entertaining!

[@mo2592]

I like the switching, a very nice experience indeed. You can laugh and learn. Thank u, let us see more and more

[@pyndr0p_]

As a person who speaks both it's really entertaining to have a humorist that speaks like i do XD

[@mickemousse68]

Fuck you very much indeed ! (that's what a friend of mine said to English people after they lent him a lighter to light his cigarette. A memorable moment).

[@bizardugrenier]

super mon pote

[@jeanlebreton2049]

Waouh, non seulement il parle parfaitement français de france, mais en plus il imite bien l'accent québecois. Et espagnol, et italien... Découverte. Ce gars est formidable.

[@insertsmileyfacec3005]

mais à vrai dire le gosse nous volent tous nos femmes c même pas drôle à ce point là ptn

[@bambino9235]

Absolutely. I only speak Spanish and English fluently (I can understand a lot of french mais je parle pas beaucoup du tout haha) and as far as I know Paul only speaks French and English fluently, but for fuck's sake, does he have to be that good at every single accent?

[@orchidsarepretty1422]

J’aimerais lui voir imiter les accents Acadiens

[@astra3391]

@@orchidsarepretty1422 Oh boy. Ça serait insane si y pouvait.

[@cloudyapple2065]

ouais, c’est remarquable

[@shoelaced]

No joke - this should be part of every French class curriculum. 😂 I learned so much.

[@aelder5057]

if he wasn't vulgar, I'd agree. There are others who aren't vulgar like Loic Suberville - Paul if funny but hate all the swearing

[@heloisechopet-renaud222]

Why was Benjamin the absolute perfect name for this? It gives so much more 😭

[@foxtrotdelta225]

Paul your an absolute legend and lad for uploading this in total, in one video for everyone to watch for free and you didn’t put adds in it so massive props. We need more people like you in this world. Sincerely -A Scot

[@foxtroter9352]

You're totally right, I couldn't say it a better way. I love you Paul

[@sebastianlee6534]

We need people like you to teach the French about line cutting

[@illiazo]

Is putting ads in the vid a bad thing ? Is it shameful to earn some from his own work?

[@myhc640]

Pretty sure KZbin puts in the ads, for monetisation

[@foxtrotdelta225]

Kasbaoui Ilias no, that’s why it’s so goddamn astounding and impressive that he never did!

[@andymcl92]

[COVID19 exists] Everyone: Let's avoid physical contact with each other. Paul: Let's talk about kissing strangers.

[@theunholysmirk]

this is an old show

[@andymcl92]

@@theunholysmirk It is, but he put up a post about "Since we're all in lockdown, watch this!" so it seemed funny.

[@zhd530]

😂😂😂

[@bertincubaka6545]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@portalthreee]

@@theunholysmirk r/whooosh

[@romyhiggins5819]

My first time in France, on a French exchange at the age of 13, I was taken to a family wedding reception. The worst part was that we were in Provins where they kiss 4 times. Never kissed so many strangers in my life.

[@sophiegallagher4399]

Romy Higgins reminds me of the time where I met my friends mum. I live in a region where we only do 2 kisses. Unfortunately, my friend’s family lives in a region where they kiss 3 times. You can imagine my surprise when she gave kept going to give me a third one.

[@romrom331]

@@sophiegallagher4399 Same here in the south with only do 2 kisses but whenever you met a woman that does 3 it put me offguard, 2 is plenty!!!

[@Ce1ia]

@@romrom331 😁I live in a region where we do 3 bises 😁

[@romrom331]

@@Ce1ia it was you then! lol vive les chti

[@Ce1ia]

@@romrom331 je viens du Sud 😊😄

[@a.cm.6910]

En tant que française, professeure d'anglais, j'ai ri, ri, et tellement ri en écoutant ce spectacle ! Merci Paul Télor ;)

[@lakrikeahmed1547]

Ce n'est pas tèlor it's taylor, okeeey

[@asmagharbi1882]

I've never been this happy to be trilingual, because i can fully enjoy this masterpiece thanks to it ! I'm a semi-native french speaker, and a native arabic speaker (from north africa) and we actually speak both french and arabic in one sentence, and i've never given too much thought to it, but he made some great accurate hillarious points ! Soo glad i found him !

[@andrewjohnson6716]

The name of the show, franglais, is obviously about the patois of French and English you get in many countries. One of the patois that is growing rapidly in Belgium is Frarabique, the blending of French and Arabic (which I find really beautiful). Do you get any patois like that in North Africa?

[@mariabn22]

Same here, north African , native arabic speaker , im so glad i can understand this , its really helpful to understand these two different cultures.

[@1XclusiveFBA]

if you dont mind me asking , what North African country?

[@Earfalar]

C'est un fucking beau cadeau que tu nous fais là, merci à toi et bravo

[@davidl6332]

When you are trilingual and tu parles français, espagnol, english and you write poems in french but you are mexican facebook.com/DavidLesparFR

[@atm1947]

"là" found le Québécois

[@niakala5273]

@@davidl6332 trilingual ?IS polyglotte when you speak more than two languages!

[@RandomHockeyFan123]

@@niakala5273He's actually right though

[@gaiatutucci2585]

I'm an italian who has studied both English and French and this was incredibly satisfying to understand! Thank you so much!

[@Angeli28]

Have you thought of spanish?

[@glox_]

and what do you think about our verlan and is there a verlan in your language

[@TinaKGreene]

I'm Russian and I feel so good about my English and French right now!

[@marcodiepold2065]

German here

[@paulohurbano7340]

Me the same! I'm Brazilian who speaks English and French! I could understand the whole show!

[@m33sh4]

Ooh la la! As someone who took great joy in studying French and found humor and silliness in direct translations, your comedy is right up my alley! Mercy buckets from Michigan!

[@Maxs2805]

Hum... I think you would say '' Merci beaucoup '', i'm right ?

[@louyan3638]

@@Maxs2805 /r wooooosh

[@122Ginger221]

Bonne représentation du Michigan ici! 🙌😊

[@chris4484]

meesha.beez mercy buckets 💀

[@kautzman2334]

messy beercups

[@alekseyl172]

I am russian, who speaks english fluently and who's been learning french for more than a year, and this show made me laugh so much, that you can't even imagine! I learned about french in the span of this show more, than for the entire time that I've been learning this language! Thank you very much, Paul!

[@charleswelter3681]

For an alcoholic you took your sweet time to finish a beer. A whole hour.

[@florian1578]

Usually perfomers and standupers drink water...

[@funkyfranx]

Well he spent most of it talking

[@miakeogh6844]

Because he is French 😂

[@aleksalazar432]

It was because of "la bise" 😀

[@aurellonewolf]

Ricky Gervais drink beer even for the Golden Globes so yeah live him alone and enjoying his beer

[@Annielee825]

Omg! This is going to make this whole self-isolation business a lot less boring! Thank you ♥️

[@xavierdestremau5732]

C'est vrai

[@bertincubaka6545]

I agree

[@gisforhungry]

My brother described this as a logical British man having a breakdown about the laissez-faire attitude of French people. Our mother is french, and we have watched this with her three times so far.

[@thaeros]

well... it's complicated... (lol) To be honest i'm french but even myself i don't like many french habit and i'm more straightforward... that can be hard with some peoples i don't tell of when one of my aunt that i hate ( egocentrical B...) was truing to buy me with gift and i send her back all of her gifts and when she tryed to be friendly with me i was only doing like if she was not existing... my familly was not liking that much... but i don't care!

[@Arthur_004]

I don’t understand how you come up with such a Long show with brillant jokes

[@kiradotee]

And do the same show multiple times in France! I would get bored telling the same jokes a few night in a row!

[@recklessroges]

Because its all true and English people have to laugh about it or its Agincourt 2

[@GlennDavey]

"Write what you know". Or talk about what you know. Lots of good material in his interesting life.

[@karltorento3358]

Arthur Monange well, 30 minutes of doing la bise to the front row helps lol. But in all honesty, he does have a lot of good content.

[@luxuryvagrant6496]

The bitter experiences of a bilingual with the light-heartedness of an apple-employee.

[@patrickhodson8715]

I’m surprised when talking about how the French can’t count he didn’t mention the words for 60-99

[@JoaoPessoa86]

Oh my god that whole business is bananas

[@maiagobbo]

yes, I was waiting for this part!!!

[@Blagno4]

Considering the number of absolute dickheads who already made the joke, it would be a shit joke

[@adeleauclair9080]

he couldve talked about soooooo much more things like verbs or synonyms

[@patrickhodson8715]

@@Blagno4 I guess

[@its_clean]

As an American who lived in France for some time and truly loves the French language, this was amazing! Up there with Gad Elmaleh's "Gad Gone Wild" as one of my favorite French-English standup routines. Thank you so much Paul!

[@brigittehuard4902]

I'm originally from Quebec so when he mentioned going there to improve his French I just about died laughing. This was great 👍

[@user-tz9jh6pv2j]

I really wish someone told me this before I did it. I'm from NY and I had an opportunity to work in Paris starting a year from then. I took it. I was really nervous about it because I heard people are really not nice if you don't speak French well, so I decided, let me hop over to work out of our Montreal office so I can practice French before moving to France! So I transferred to Montreal for a year.................. I was working with 6 people on my team... 1 was from France, 4 were Quebecers, and one was Algerian. And the French class I was attending was taught by an Iranian. So by the end of the year, I had a total Frankenstein accent... Let's just say by the time I got to Paris... I wish I had just not learned anything at all. Quebec French and weird slang with a crazy accent totally made it harder for me. I had to unlearn so many things.

[@act_sion]

Unless you do speak r.p english your english is not better

[@thomasharter8161]

What hypocrisy! If a Frenchman had said a quarter of what he said you would curse him. Your colonized reflex makes you say anything.

[@noum03]

Im starting to realise that quebecois are to french the same way that scottish people are to english

[@esquilax5563]

I think the québécois vs French difference is bigger than the Scottish vs English difference. He was exaggerating, we English can generally understand the Scottish just fine

[@lescroc1073]

quebecois is another language than French. A quebecois asked me once if i was enjoying my travel or something like that i stayed some long second like an idiot thinking i was asking me if ive ever jumped with a parachute... 😁

[@ablurida]

I would say Irish/Northern Irish because there are lots of different accents in Québec, and Ireland + Northern Ireland presents the same variety, some of them mild and charming, others completely incomprehensible even for other Irish people.

[@jackdaniel8973]

@@ablurida no the difference is more like a cow boy from texas and the queen of england

[@olorinart3423]

Honnestly, it's a whole different language, when québécois speaks whe french don't understand a shit ...

[@KimberlyGreen]

My favorite part is the standing ovation at the beginning. You know that has to feel amazing for Paul. It makes me happy for him.

[@GlennDavey]

My favourite part is when he used repetition to brainwash an audience member to respond with the perfect punchline: "It depends..!"

[@robbybobbijoe]

En tant un homme suedois qui habite en france et est apprends le langue et culture c'est un show genial. Je peux me rapporter à beacoup des choses, surtout avec la bise. C'est trop drole et je suis tres content que je pouvais trouvé cette video! Merci Paul :)

[@russetmantle1]

Swedish! I bet you know your edifices. :)

[@charlotterouaud8935]

J’ai pleurer de rire pendant toute la vidéo ce mec est juste INCROYABLE 😂

[@florian1578]

J'ai mordU donc j'ai pleurÉ.

[@ludiProjects]

@@florian1578 Tu veux dire "mort(e)", non ? Peut-être je comprenais pas la blague.

[@oceane6728]

@@ludiProjects C'est pas une blague. C'est pour aider à conjuguer. Tu prends un verbe du 3ème groupe à la place du verbe de ta phrase et si tu peux le conjuguer alors ton verbe sera conjugué lui aussi, sinon il reste à l'infinitif. En gros c'était simplement une indication pour dire qu'on écrit "j'ai pleuré" et non "j'ai pleurer".

[@ludiProjects]

@@oceane6728 D'accord, je suppose que ca a du sens.

[@mr_boo.]

If tu can lire this phrase without trop many problèmes, then félicitations, you es probably bilingue ! edit: how did this commentaire get autant de likes?!

[@mr_boo.]

Nina yeah but that’s not my fault

[@BeinIan]

I didn't even realize you were switching languages until halfway through reading it lol that was a weird feeling 😂

[@dimitrioschrysaides8870]

The weird thing is that je suis Grec!

[@morphee6861]

Thank you grace a you i'm confortable with mon anglais de shit par ce que i'm bilingue 🤯🙏

[@maysaswisi4851]

nah i suis trilingual. je am fière

[@Alfrion81]

On voit que la vidéo est ancienne : serrage de mains et bises. Des pratiques d'un autre âge 😂😂

[@sebsbeehotel]

Alfrion oof les bons temps😂

[@anthonylangston23]

What? Sorry I don't speak Spanish

[@saraferauge4985]

@@anthonylangston23 It's French

[@MrKylljoy]

@@saraferauge4985 It's called joke, don't thank me

[@fulgens1K1]

@@MrKylljoy In France, jokes are supposed to be funny ;)

[@kinparlink]

It's really cool how the whole audience is purely bilingual, wow....

[@westerncid6910]

Or trilingual because there were people from all nationalities, mexicans, germans, etc.

[@andrewjohnson6716]

One of the coolest thing about living in Europe is being out with friends and everyone is seamlessly shifting across four or five languages during a conversation.

[@Gropylol]

Welcome to Europe?

[@leiladekwatro3147]

"FRENCH PPL MAKE SOME NOOOOISE" *Camera pans over the void lit with a regular pattern of bedside lamps

[@jmz1736]

As a person who is moving to quebec to improve French, I'm upset.

[@endlessequinox4070]

As a native of Québec, I learned three other native language + english + french. I mastered french so much que je peux passer a language to the another vraiment facilement. At this point, the biggest challenge here is to understand the accent amoung them.

[@bertincubaka6545]

Change your plans 😂

[@nathankarle3894]

Going to quebec to improv your french 😂

[@endlessequinox4070]

Nathan Karle Ee have a very syrong Irish-Frenchie accent, look’s like we are all drunk

[@screamtoasigh9984]

Like going to Liverpool to practice your English accent... 😂

[@oldlorenz9567]

I like how bilingual the comments are! C'est ouf comment ils sont bilingues les commentaires !

[@kayakosaeki4967]

I agree that's truly amazing, faut dire que le spectacle de prête à un tel mélange

[@seanegan8150]

It's cool C'est cool

[@lescroc1073]

ouai c'est chelou meme. Yes its ge-stran though.

[@abdelkader8999]

I like how bilingual the comments are! C'est ouf comment sont bilingues les commentaires ! You're welcome, buddy. No ill feelings. ;)

[@aurora_flair]

​@@abdelkader8999 You mean, no ils feelings! 😂

[@noctisluciscaelum3345]

Oh my God, your show is probably one of the funniest I've ever seen. With the whole "stay in your house" thing right now, this'll make one hour of my month of isolation less boring. Thank you very much. Kisses from Jean-Pierre ze Englishe teacher.

[@julien.h1269]

un spectacle incroyable, Paul est vraiment incroyable

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Je ne crois pas.

[@notayoush_]

the feeling you have when you don't need subtitles to understand because you master both french and english 🤠 other than that great job paul you rocked that stage!

[@aWildAk]

Same

[@lissem]

Did not know that pie chart could be translated as "camembert" in French; now I'm surprised that the Italian equivalent is not "pizza".

[@jessicaxia4413]

Le camembert est aussi un type de fromage.

[@monsieurg8256]

​@@jessicaxia4413 That's why lissem made a joke with the word "pizza" for the italians in the first place :)

[@viniciusbarros1768]

J'sais pas les italiens, mais les brèsiliens utilisent le "pizza chart"(gráfico em pizza). C'est bizarre ça kkkk

[@simoneshymone6209]

@@monsieurg8256 ahaj Wonderful, in Italy we call it pie too (grafico a torta)

[@startedmakingithadabreakdo8815]

in ukraine it's sector diagram

[@chrissiec2123]

When he spoke about how his wife would drop the "h" in words where there should be one and add an "h" where there shouldn't be, I was reminded of Jamaican patois. In our culture, it is very common to do the same thing in our language. So, "orange" becomes "horange" and "hungry" becomes "ungry".

[@musicenthusiast5328]

YES

[@mariannafigueiredo9835]

I think that's because patios has some french roots

[@chrissiec2123]

Marianna Figueiredo Yes, Jamaican Patois does have some French roots

[@Zoe-bx9bp]

Black country in england does the same too. Bus stop announcements ' old ill ' (old hill) but also 'Kingsley havenue' (avenue)

[@IYAAANU18]

Very much like Yoruba people in Nigeria. We have what we wall the “H factor” where we do the same thing as you’ve described 😂😂.

[@thomaschebli4794]

"Pourquoi le spectacle ne dure qu'une heure?" "C'est un problème de piquet d'intervalle"

[@chmeallyxh4339]

😂

[@romainjulien3458]

Moi j'ai compris "de pics et d'intervalles" Même entre français on a du mal à se comprendre ^^

[@beritanaslann]

As a Turkish speaker to be able to understand both sides of speech!!! Incredible :)

[@lucyalexandra.]

this is bloody amazing, i never realised how fast i could switch languages and you’re humour is so charismatic😄

[@noewalliser1696]

Tout le monde : ya rien a faire en confinement Paul: let's gooooo

[@petitcolibri4018]

Noe Walliser on se fait vraiment *chier* ;)

[@ratgentiment]

@@petitcolibri4018 mon prof d'anglais nous oblige à regarder cette video

[@chmeallyxh4339]

@@ratgentiment mais au moins cette vidéo est bien, non ?

[@chottabeamm]

Paul: do stand up comedy in front of French people Me, learning French: ...oui

[@seanegan8150]

When he actually says his name and where he's from :o it was useful after all

[@TakUwU]

Bonne chance ! j'espère que tu a progressé depuis que tu a posté ce commentaire :)

[@potterinc7048]

@@TakUwU Ou pas 😐 et il a rien compris

[@TakUwU]

@@potterinc7048 C'est aussi envisageable !

[@itshannahost]

This show is genius! So funny and intelligently delivered :D

[@rl712]

Yo why is your comment literally a week early?

[@GlennDavey]

Yeah we really needed comedy like this in the current era. So refreshing!

[@rl712]

Whitey McGee dude it was. It’s simplified to the closest month now. how do you think my comment got likes?

[@mickaelpesquet]

We're on bising term. That's such a lovely expression :D

[@francesco5254]

Me, Italian: * listening to english and reading in french to learn french then switching to french listening trying to understand what he's saying by reading the english subtitles * My brain: yeah I think he said -buon- *jour* _ning_

[@Nono-cs4yb]

Pretty much the same, except I'm polish

[@MrBastouXII]

Non penso che sia il più facile, pero è certamente divertente!

[@vickylopez3635]

Me, mexican, three weeks later of started learning french and reading the subtitles but understanding the parts of English without reading My brain: so what words we got, my dude? Me: kisses for everyone! Muack, muack

[@nirablade7104]

the best will be once some time has passed, you return to this video and now you can understand 100% of spoken French realizing how much you've improved ^^

[@irenesanchez4671]

@@Nono-cs4yb Pretty much the same except I am Spanish ;)

[@tearsandink3204]

The Squirrel-Conspiracy continues: Eichhörnchen in (standard/high) German, we here in Austria call it "Oachkatzln", most Germans can't pronounce it, some don't even understand it xD

[@christinaschweiger2037]

Oachkatzlschwoaf (squirreltail) is even better xD

[@FelixH7]

And in Luxembourg we say: Kaweechelchen

[@feifizheng9986]

@@renakennings4135 Shouldn't it be 松鼠 song shu?

[@feifizheng9986]

@@renakennings4135 No problem, we all make mistakes. Where did you learn Chinese?

[@denisal2697]

In Hungary, it's mokus. (Pronounced moe-koosh, more or less.)

[@joba5831]

"LONDON ENGLAND?" no dude hes clearly talking about london, ontario.

[@sammywinchester2289]

Or London, Ohio, and there is also a Census-designated place called like that in California

[@flourishflour2922]

Nu-uh!!! London Ohio 🤣🤣

[@Sa5mRoxUrSox]

As a Canadian, I feel this

[@joba5831]

@@Sa5mRoxUrSox as you should, my fellow Canadian.

[@mayareads708]

ahhaah I thought about London Ontario too. xD

[@solene7126]

I had to stop the video because I was laughing so much I couldn't breathe properly. He also mastered all the french accents that exist and even Spanish ! It's zee-cra !

[@akuchan6943]

Ca faisait longtemps que j'avais pas ri autant et aussi sincèrement à un spectacle. Merci à toi Pol pour ce moment (trop court) !

[@pointgeek4108]

True fact, as a french, arriving at a party, I've already (and pretty often) thought "hopefully we arrived early enough so there are not to many people to kiss" !

[@manuellac3345]

Same !😂

[@JustFlynn]

The satisfaction I feel from him actually bringing his glass back is beyond anybody's comprehension

[@sketchur]

I'm monolingual learning French. I loove crude stand-up like yours. Interestingly, your show is helping me SO MUCH, more than any French-only show! Great show, sir! (Oh yeah, and I'm American...)

[@lucasdumas9365]

Salut! Si tu veux de l'aide pour des cours de VRAI Français, n'hésites surtout pas à demander simplement à discuter avec un mangeur de camembert 😁. On est pas tous râleurs et aigris... 😂 Ca paraît évident mais il n'y a pas mieux que de discuter avec un "Fucking French" pour ça! 🤣 Cordialement 😁

[@littlemissysunshinelittlem2871]

Man I just laughed so hard. Especially with the Scottish accent part 😂. I am French and I live in Scotland and now speak with a Scottish accent.

[@unicorn7934]

In this one hour I’ve literally laughed more than in the whole past year, you‘re amazing Paul!

[@camhaw]

That was so excellent! As a bilingual, j’étais par terre!! Il est trop top!! And the fact that he speaks several languages and can do several accents! He’s a GEM!!

[@julietv567]

French: Trop chan-mé ce film ! Paul: How can a movie be mean ? French: Parfois le verlan a pas la même définition que le mot d'origine, c'est logique Paul: Ah okay, ça dépend c'est ça

[@glox_]

it depands

[@mbrrrrr]

@@glox_ stfu benjamin

[@lizzylucyn7133]

Maybe thats like 'wicked' 'sick' in english then 🧐😂

[@maximeteppe7627]

@@lizzylucyn7133 In british english, you can say "I play a mean guitar", or "I make mean risotto" to say it's great, or tasty or whatever.

[@maximeteppe7627]

@@cerssatrojah4131 méchant reste sans doute la meilleure traduction de mean (du moins dans son usage le plus courant). Villain ce serait plutôt naughty. Que ce soit mean ou wicked ou autre, c'est de l'argot et donc ça dépend du moment; du lieu etc... mais je suis d'accord que c'est une traduction correcte qui illustre bien que le même phénomène existe dans les deux langue d'utiliser un adjectif péjoratif comme superlatif.

[@princessAdPa]

Thank you :) I’m in quarantine now, so it does make The ambience better. Merci

[@olafzmit]

OMG I am French native speaker, and I totally forgot that the French use fake english words. I’ve been using the English words instead! 😂😂😂 j’ai vraiment du avoir l’air d’un teubé 😂😂😂

[@janmelantu7490]

To be fair, lots of English words are fake French words

[@dianasandberg7854]

@@janmelantu7490 Yeah, the English pronunciation of "lingerie" is hilarious - bears no resemblance to the actual French, or to anything recognizably English either. Apparently someone's idea of what a French word ought to sound like?

[@rlj4087]

Thank you so much for sharing this on YT! Tellement drôle haha! De la part d’une française au Québec qui a dû apprendre à parler franglais avec les québécois 😂

[@ASAMB12]

performing a comedy show bilingually and still managing to make it so much fun, that's next level. Great job!

[@alexandratirello2251]

The intro to this is everything! So glad to finally see the whole show!!

[@theeviloverlord7168]

"Quéssé q'ça, ça marche pas pantoute" This is so accurate, I'm dead.

[@margotwhite3407]

This guy is describing my family and my life entirely it's insane, I'm French by nationality but my dad is British and my mother is french so I learned both languages as a kid, so basically his wife is just like my mom and he is just like my dad but I have no problem with each languages

[@BustaDyme]

I’m afraid but you both are wrong. It should be “no problem with either language.” I had to correct you because I am French.

[@margotwhite3407]

@@BustaDyme lol thanks ig idc that you're French just makes you a bloke who likes correcting people when its not only just a typo but really not important

[@finette4444]

Thanks Paul for expressing so well and so fluently in both English and French the funny and frustrating side of living in France. I've not laughed so much for ages. Brilliant! Keep doing more of the same. I love it.

[@sarahhomrighausen7349]

Hi Paul - American daughter of a French mother and Austrian French speaking father... In the US, we have at least one London and a Paris. Two Moscows and a Budapest, Krakov, Copenhagen Athens, Dublin, Amsterdam and Berlin and Florence. And so many more than I can remember! We literally ask for the country after the city because of this. Not a joke!😂🤣

[@AM-we8hj]

Ce doit être le seul qui parle français en tant que non natif qui imite aussi bien l'accent québécois, dans le monde entier. Doit pas y en avoir deux au monde qui puissent prétendre à ça. A part les québécois.

[@f-xr9511]

Il y a aussi Gad Elmaleh. Mais c'est vrai que TRÈS peu de ''Non-Canayens'' peuvent faire l'accent de façon efficace.

[@AM-we8hj]

@@f-xr9511 Gad est celui que j'entendais par "il doit pas y en avoir plus de deux dans le monde"

[@Toastie_EU]

This is super super useful for people learning French. I need to listen to more French to build understanding, and this helps a ton. Thank you Paul Télor!

[@roseofoulesfame]

You might say the squirrel thing was a ...consquirrelcy : P

[@deadmanwillyimbothdeadandalive]

roseofoulesfame amazing

[@magnificogalileo9526]

Bro I'm French and I can't say écureuil correctly 😂

[@lolwr4566]

👏

[@Hooper45]

@@magnificogalileo9526 lmao how tho C'est con nan 😭😂

[@yannickbamona1164]

@@Hooper45 nope, no shit french est sérieusement compliqué

[@superchinoise127]

Je viens de regarder ton spectacle toute seule dans ma chambre de quarantaine à Hong Kong, et tu m'as faite bien rire 😂 merci !

[@jillp1840]

This reminded me of the days when we had French au pairs. We realised that if they didn't understand a word in English, especially if it was a technology or scientific type word, we'd just try it with a French accent, and more often than not it'd work! "It's a commission." "Eet ees what?" "Commission" "Quoi?" Hmmmm - let's try a French accent. "It's a Co-mis-si-yon." "Ohhhhh!

[@Hairysteed]

31:25 So, what happens when his wife tells him to "clean the *household"?*

[@aubreyclarke4809]

That is a brilliant comment

[@AM-we8hj]

Took me at least 1min, but yeah, great one

[@ablurida]

I understood 'hassle' lol

[@12ManySardines]

I am confused

[@thegoombrat8198]

Household without the 'H' becomes ouse old. Say it again and again faster and faster and you'll get it.

[@adranirdoradrie4922]

The "I'm sick" method is the best one yet

[@ivangorodokin7605]

I nearly pissed myself laughing when he went in circles just kissing everybody in the front row xD BTW, that beer moment was perfectly timed

[@maximefontaine6221]

Ce spectacle est l'un des meilleurs que j'ai jamais vus, le contenu est très présent, Paul Taylor est juste merveilleux, ses découvertes sur la langue française en tant qu'étranger sont juste magiques et pendant 1 heure on rigole énormément, et ça peu d'artistes arrivent à faire la même chose. Je dis un grand bravo à Paul Taylor, il a beaucoup de talent ^^

[@theDDification]

Standing ovation depuis mon canapé ! C'était fin et inattendu du début à la fin ! Merci pour ce beau travail ! Et le montage ajoute un petit quelque chose de pétillant !

[@howinthewhat]

The moment we've all been waiting for.

[@clevercat9774]

I really think you should try and do a stand up show in London, between the huge amount of french people living in London and the English people who speak French and love France they’d be a decent market for that.

[@BradyPostma]

"Footing" is an English word, but it has nothing to do with running or jogging. It's a noun related to stability, kind of like it refers to the absence of tripping hazards. We talk about footing as something you obtain, along with balance, to prevent falls. Are you stable? Do you have your footing? You need a sure footing so you don't slip. It's also used in construction to refer to the lowest parts of buildings, the parts that ensure the building is placed in a stable way so it doesn't fall. Concrete footings underly walls and steel beams to give a building stability and strength.

[@BradyPostma]

@Hernando Malinche Yep, that's true.

[@wingedyera]

Brushing is also a word. Your horse needs a good brushing. At least... I think it is a word, i hope im not mad

[@BradyPostma]

@@wingedyera It is. A verb referring to the use of a brush.

[@IvZDaMatrak]

in french translation it would be "avoir pied"

[@Fenditokesdialect]

@@IvZDaMatrak ca serait pas simplement "appui pour pied"?

[@froggyhat1814]

I have never laughed so hard in my life and i didnt spend like half an hour trynna learn how to say squirrel in french

[@Zephirah]

I tried go prononce squirrel in english but... No, too hard 🥺

[@yacinepellehatarte9880]

Sqouirelle in phonétique

[@bluemedia007]

Un vrai plaisir d'écouter ce spectacle, quelle fine analyse de notre langue française, cet humoriste est une merveille!!!🤩🤩🤩

[@kuroneos8059]

YES IT'S BACK ! F*CKIN' AMAZING ! Ne plus voir ce spectacle sur KZbin, j'étais pas inquiet mais j'étais pas à l'aise....

[@hayagrish]

Oh My God! Dude, you absolutely killed it. I'm a student living in Montréal, Québec. I'm currently advancing my French skills and I could completely relate to your content. Thank you so much for brightening my day. I'm definitely sharing this video with my prof, my friends and family! You have my full support buddy! Honestly, Let me know how I can support you ( However possible) in your journey to make the world smile and Laugh and I'd be glad to assist!. YOU ARE INCROYABLE! Keep up the great work! Love from Montréal!

[@LateButBeautiful]

😂😂😂😂😂 je suis contente d'être bilingue hahha, c'est hilarant!!

[@kingabobrowska9999]

This show is definitely something! I know four languages and this type of roast in French made my day, I couldn't stop cackling. I'm absolutely in love of how just a switch of language can change just everything. Can't wait to see the live show 😊

[@leilas.1960]

Mais pourquoi je ne découvre ce spectacle qu'aujourd'hui??? je n'avais pas pleuré de rire en regardant un stand up depuis fort longtemps bordel !!! le bémol, ta bière fraiche qui m'a donné fucking envie de m'en jeter une ou deux en te regardant! bravo franchement, c'était vraiment excellent !!

[@lulutw]

As someone who grew up in England with a french mum and spent a lot of time over in france, I can definitely relate to this. It definitely made me laugh and I am sending it to the rest of my family to watch during the lockdown

[@akib_khan]

Got mid-term tomorrow, just enough time time watch the intro. Have to pause till tomorrow. Ah, can't wait.

[@akib_khan]

@Nguyên Bùi Quang thanks, went well. Just finished watching.

[@makeyourself1988]

This is perfect for me.. I’m english and I’m learning french. C’est parfait

[@beetlejuice3171]

A hilarious bridge of understanding . Thank you for sharing your insights of the weird dynamics between les Anglais , les Francais & going to Quebec to improve your french! Super validating and taking the piss of everyone with love - well done!

[@J.W.Ellenhall.BookLover]

Thank you for this show. Your material is brilliant AF & I absolutely love how you include both English & French so well into the show. Well done.👏

[@rouge3993]

Merci beaucoup Paul Taylor de Canturbery je ne savais pas quoi faire de ma période de confinement 😂

[@benjamintery7847]

T'as mal écrit Kenterburie, il va pas être content

[@rouge3993]

@@benjamintery7847 je sais, je l'ai fait exprès 😂😂

[@dustman0048]

@@benjamintery7847 Heureux de voir des gens corriger les autres Thanqs yu

[@mouselinguist]

Paul Télor de Quanteurbeurie

[@warmachinezchoecolino6353]

just realized the guy meant "Heather" when Paul asked what words French ppl can't pronounce edit: ppl I'm pretty 100% sure he said an "H" at the beginning XD I'm French as well don't use that to make ppl think "Oh well if he's French it totally has to be that" unless the situation is the same as the Loren thing

[@MsWhiskey974]

25:55 At first I thought he said "better" (because we french have two clans: the one that pronounce it beTTer and the one that pronounce it beDDer or something like that)

[@sketchur]

I thought he was saying “Heather,” too!

[@cristalgreen7556]

I was sure it was "weather"

[@prinkidoodles]

I thought it was “weather”

[@sketchur]

@@prinkidoodles It totally is "weather," thank you! 😁

[@BellatrixVanDettaZwarts]

Merci! Je dois donner des cours à distance à cause du virus donc je peux conseiller cette vidéo à mes élèves. "La bise" est plutôt actuelle :D

[@ratgentiment]

Ben notre prof d'anglais nous a dit de regarder ça

[@hmwat1623]

“I know you think I live in Game of Thrones but I’ve been to a Starbucks before.” Just like the actual characters in S08...

[@sirlezard670]

...?

[@hmwat1623]

@@sirlezard670 in one of the scenes, someone left a Starbucks cup in the shot and they used footage with the cup in the show

[@mariat.3464]

This is un of the meilleur show l've ever seen sur le net 🤩 J'adore le mix from English to French ❤️

[@BeriBGood]

Thank you, my German Girlfriend and I (French) were laughing all the way. Most of the time I even told her about things a few seconds before you mentioned them, so you were really on point the whole time. And yes, you really do have no accent at all when talking in french, this is amazing Mr 5 years kid sponge ;-)