Payday 2 - Cloaker/Spook Quotes

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[@Andy-iq6rk]

"The safe word is police brutality" I fucking love it.

[@resudog858]

Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself

[@clint-thenormalguy-rockwell365]

You can come back for more anytime you want

[@PassTheMic2006]

You call this resisting arrest? (You finish the quote)

[@clint-thenormalguy-rockwell365]

@@PassTheMic2006 we call this a difficulty tweak!

[@kianvanslyke9744]

speak up, can't hear you!

[@Ratrone123]

"I bet you let yourself get beat up just to hear what I have to say."

[@masterkevkev]

"I got your DLC right here!"

[@Ratrone123]

2:30 AM? "I know, I know. I'm late."

[@RoosterJacket]

"Now go on the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!"

[@Ratrone123]

I'm surprised this got so much likes lol.

[@masterkevkev]

Ratrone123 STOP -HITTING- LIKING YOURSELF! STOP -HITTING- LIKING YOURSELF~! >:3

[@psycoman9544]

1:23 YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

[@enricocoochie3113]

Whup the famous line

[@Nah-spark]

All we need is the wululululululululull

[@zealcloaker4021]

It's a major difficulty tweak, one that i like.

[@nickkurzy2246]

WULULULULU

[@RBKVA]

SPEAK UP CANT HEAR YOU

[@guiltygreenleaf5404]

The Cloaker is literally a MW2/MW3 Lobby - Trash Mic - Some lines are hilarious or stupid that its funny - Mother Jokes - is at least better or worse than you - is Probally the most scared enemy - talks shit after he beat you - and its satisfying after you got him

[@shlognikbarberknack639]

NOW GO TO THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE

[@shlognikbarberknack639]

@why hello there ( :

[@shlognikbarberknack639]

I Know I Know I’m late

[@TropicSpoon]

"You call this resisting arrest? We call this a DIFFICULTY TWEAK"

[@someoneidk6303]

@@shlognikbarberknack639 who puts the mouth before the eyes?

[@clonewarrior1999]

*Assault Begins* Bain: Check your corners. *Gets drop kicked* Cloaker: Next time check your corners.

[@captainfluffy7232]

So Bane hired the cloakers to fucking tease us?

[@dp-2835]

@@captainfluffy7232 I see that as a possibility considering Simon Viklund voices Bain and Cloaker.

[@dp-2835]

@Magnus Von Braun that's what I'm saying.

[@aqua3234]

So, our contractor was a Cloaker in disguise?

[@carriechristensen2192]

Bain is cloaker and cloaker is bain? * cloaker gets shot in head and dies* Who's taking the mask off

[@fullmetalcadaver7286]

The Cloaker doesn't hit you with his baton. He hits you with his words..

[@DrAnimePhD]

MetalGearDoge 64 And the baton. Mostly the painful baton.

[@Ze_Medic]

MetalGearDoge 64 I got your safe house RIGHT FUCKING HERE!

[@yoshz5389]

DrScaphandre no words :(

[@jackdoody3973]

MetalGearDoge 64 and his Jackie chan foot

[@gamingdemon12]

Ze Medic WULULULULULULULULULULULUUULLULULULUL

[@ProfessionalGoober]

I love how Overkill rubbed the salt into the wounds of everyone who got frustrated by cloakers but wanted them by having one of his lines be: "You wanted me back, I'm back"

[@boopboop9313]

"Now go to the Forums and cry like the little bitch you are"

[@cosmicwooloo]

“Now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!”

[@scottm.4836]

0:04 "OOOF AAA AAAAAAAG" "try a little harder" *Cloaker noises* "We gotta do this more often" what

[@some_furry990]

Screams again “Do you wear that shit in your pants proudly, like a badge of honor?”

[@dickvonwankle2527]

@@some_furry990 I'm gonna turn you inside out....

[@some_furry990]

Lord Cat “You wanted me back, so I’m back!”

[@scream3840]

Wow... That was a nice workout!

[@dickvonwankle2527]

@@scream3840 Not as tough as they told me.

[@TheEvilKetchup]

"We call this a difficulty tweak..." Yep. Thanks Overkill.

[@DavidRipper098]

What does that mean? Im Mexican

[@thecloaker3935]

Now go to the forums, and cry like the little bitch you are!

[@DavidRipper098]

The quote "Tweak/Tweek" that part

[@TheComedicsChannel]

***** It means change of difficulty.

[@TheVeryRareGmanID]

***** Tweak means to alter slightly; or in other words a slight change.

[@kris1110]

*buy dlc* *cloaker charges you* *downed* I GOT YOUR DLC RIGHT HERE

[@legendonfire4020]

Yooo. He stole my dlc!

[@XarathDominion]

@@legendonfire4020 Can't have shit in detroit.

[@justaregularhorse526]

This guy kicked my ass 4 times while doing a overkill heist this is every player nightmare

[@zealcloaker4021]

@LEGEND on fire Don't talk about me stealing your DLC... I will beat you up again.

[@Del80VR]

Thank yo delivery cloaker

[@jackoutlaw3505]

1:23 the legendary line

[@metaforth1271]

Technically it's 2 lines

[@goldeneggsandwich]

@@metaforth1271 I just know realized they're two different lines

[@unfunnyjoke3806]

@@metaforth1271 like vodka and the movie cats there better of together and just might as well come that way (together)

[@sticknodesanimator8173]

You wot?

[@9SFromNieRAutomata]

1:03

[@TheRose-mz2su]

The safe word is “police brutality” And “You call this resisting arrest, we call this a difficulty tweak” Are my favorite lines

[@arthurbarbosa8204]

"You call this resisting arrest?" and "We call this a difficulty tweak!" Are different lines, for the record

[@Conveex]

I bet you let yourself get beat up just to hear what I have to say! -cloaker

[@Eclipsity]

"NOW GO TO THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE" is fav for me

[@xxiSHTAr9000x]

“Now go to the forums, and cry like the little bitch you are!” Fuckin’ spoke straight to the community with that one 😂

[@LindzRush]

my favorite is “go to the forems and cry like the bitch u are”

[@Mememaster12345]

"I've got your DLC right here!!"

[@aarongalloway9750]

"I bet you wear that shit in your pants like a badge of honor!"

[@AFDefinta]

"Alright, the safe word is Police Brutality!"

[@flanman6794]

"STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!"

[@toster41]

"You wanted me back ?! So i'm back".

[@AFDefinta]

You are very late...

[@darkprince2417]

"Listen here, I got this drum solo I've been working on" best line

[@gamerzplayerz5780]

and Is a reference to the voice actor who also composed most of the music

[@septicsideslice3400]

@@gamerzplayerz5780 I just realized that Simon Viklund voiced the Cloaker, thank you for making me aware

[@gustavoh.70]

@@septicsideslice3400 he also voices Bain so i like to believe that Bain is blasting the songs through his mic during heists

[@rowen616]

@@gamerzplayerz5780 no it's because he beats you with his batons

[@rowen616]

0:45

[@furry9757]

Cloaker : does 5 backflips, jumps over other cops, flies toward to me, stombs the shit out of me also cloaker : *next time check your corners* me : bro, you just flied to me, you were in no corner

[@wannabuysomememes8882]

1:03

[@batuu5166]

@@wannabuysomememes8882 LOL

[@sergeantskittlez1695]

He jumped over a Toyota and roundhoused my jaw

[@yungreggie8841]

One time he drop kicked me from 20 feet away

[@crazy338866]

Cloaker: Check your corners Me: Since when was the floor a corner?

[@Evan24_7]

The Cloaker somehow manages to sound stupid but intimidating at the same time

[@terencestark8044]

"I bet you just let yourself get beat up, just to hear what I have to say." We all did this at one point, no?

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Oh no, I'm lucky enough to get to hear them without volunteering.

[@foxgirlq128]

Not intentionally no

[@wizzem7890]

Nope just WULULULULULULULUL and then he starts styling on me. And the bots don't do shehit.

[@peternehemiah1606]

I don't know which is worse

[@erikallen3804]

Nope. This guy knows how to sneak up on people. The gang should’ve hired him to do Shadow Raid.

[@minihalkoja590]

I like that one sound... How did it go? Oh yeah, like this: "WULULULULULULULULULU!"

[@vietnamflashback397]

thats a pretty nifty battle cry

[@Unknown-rh9nl]

σн тнє ѕσυи∂ σf тнєιя gєαя ωнєи тнєу αρρяσα¢н

[@bluelinescorpio7530]

I'm thinking of making a payday2 Cloaker load out for airsoft idk how I'm gonna do it or how I'm gonna get the money but one way it another

[@TKK-630]

@@bluelinescorpio7530 do it Then use that sound when you are about to melee

[@someguywithnoideas6834]

is that my microwave alarm

[@alpharius3661]

It’s like he could be a TF2 class, I mean really I can hear both him saying TF2 quotes and the mercenaries saying his quotes, namely scout

[@YeetZmeN]

@ShroomTube Like father like son

[@lucaseichler3140]

I love the fact that PD2's cloaker's voicelines are literally just to troll the people that complained how he was left out of PD2.

[@mystr0696]

“I know, I know, im late”

[@rainbowfloppa]

"you wanted me back,so I'm back"

[@yes_and_so_what]

“You got what was coming for ya”

[@jairoconsolascio5226]

"Better late than never!"

[@assukka]

I've got your dlc right here.

[@maxtheleopard]

wolllllooollll

[@assukka]

jerry the paperskin fish UURGH!

[@hztb9918]

+Cloaker Do you wear that $h1t in your pants proudly, like a badge of honor?

[@koenslinkman]

+SwagAnator 312 "don't cry for mom to change your diapers"

[@cdsatcher]

Sam Fisher: Hey, Cloaker! Your skills in close range combat are very impressive, being able to OHKO any criminal with a dropkick. Could you perhaps teach me how to do the dropkick? It could prove useful on missions.

[@VulpineNebine]

The safeword is POLICE BRUTALITY

[@jacklander4480]

BlazingVictini, you are a furry.... I will resist making this Cloaker joke.

[@captainclassic2740]

Jack Lander I wanna hear it so badly.

[@jacklander4480]

Captain Classic I forgot this joke

[@boopy7299]

you copied "the icon" scroll down

[@helmutstein1178]

I love that one the most!!

[@Viddaric]

1:02 this is the best kind of fourth wall break. The kind where if you're not listening carefully enough it could just be a normal insult, but when you listen closely it's clearly directed at the player and not the player character.

[@EchoBoomer1987]

“They're one of the most effective operatives on the roster. Thing is, this program seems to attract the craziest guys on the force. Most are ex-special forces, used to operating alone. Kinda screws them up. All that money, all that tech, and we hand it over to these batshit crazy lone wolves.”-FBI assessment

[@Twocoolman115]

He and deadpool would either be worst enemies or best friends Probably both.

[@Jessespresso]

I was thinking about deadpool while watching this too lol I had no idea why since they're pretty different

[@quote2035]

+The Jesteress They're both assholes.

[@elchar3577]

+ShadowSpin64 and they break the 4th wall

[@jackassmcdunken2230]

Well Deadpool would be on the ground suffering

[@Alicaso]

Id like to see that spinoff

[@lloydmills8800]

Everyone pissed themselves on their first encounter with this guy.

[@adamjohnston4602]

My first encounter was on the bank heist...All the other people was at the van and i walked by a car and see him slip out from under the car and jump me...

[@germanoverlord8655]

My first time was te Jewelry Store, i was in the room with the Safe, when a cloaker knocked me the fuck out. Then i've got the Achievent. I was like "The fuck just happened?"

[@lloydmills8800]

My first encounter was night club, I walked in the bank and there was a smoke grenade going off (A perfect combination) And I just hear that spook noise and see green lights. I react by screaming "OH SHIT", running behind a door and having a foot flying through and knock me down.

[@Noah-hx5vv]

I found my first one behind a door, but i could see him. So I shot em dead.

[@germanoverlord8655]

Noah Alviola We're more likely talking about our first time getting our asses beaten by that guy.

[@I_despise_furries]

I like to imagine that at the station, the cloaker is the chillest dude alive.

[@Aegean619]

fun fact: voice actor of cloaker and bain are same after you read this you cant hear the sound of cloaker normally

[@Shatanah]

Both use shitty mics too

[@PaperBagMan884]

Get to the thermal drill!

[@Aegean619]

@Ashley Anderson lmao sry

[@Aegean619]

@Ashley Anderson !!!LMAO!!!

[@therealxdp]

Well, the opposite, actually. When I see Bain I will always think Cloaker.

[@SalamenceFury]

Fourth wall? Cloaker just jump kicked it and started beating it with a nightstick.

[@hempie5921]

1:31

[@joseangelcarlospalazuelos704]

0:55 breaks the fourth wall even more.

[@UltraWeebMaster]

Perfect.

[@coocato]

UltraWeebMaster You call this resisting arrest? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!

[@khajiit9644]

1:03

[@wafflesimhd7691]

Sam Fisher got hired by the police xD

[@wafflesimhd7691]

O_o

[@darnit1944]

+SaTuRnGamer123 Or, the composer of most of payday badass songs

[@wafflesimhd7691]

yeah

[@clover4522]

More like Fisher's brother who has a lisp.

[@damiannulance273]

Actually, The devs confirmed that the cloaker was Sam Fisher cloned by the FBI.

[@scdrvesper6141]

1:03 is my favorite XD.

[@dummy1o2u]

I like to think there's just one cloaker, but he's just so powerful he can clone himself and come back from the dead

[@mystr0696]

Well duh, what else do you think the Necrocloaker does?

[@hahgotem3886]

​@@mystr0696the what

[@robothecoolguy]

@@mystr0696 the what

[@whenyoudownrng]

"I've got your DLC right here"

[@EmirDanialZ]

+Hydroplane love you. ;3

[@xander__yalnif9214]

The SAFE WORD is POLICE BRUTALITY!

[@zeroxxdirgud6101]

"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!"

[@chiefbeef2730]

I BET YOU LET YOURSELF GET BEAT UP, JUST TO LISTEN TO WHAT I'LL SAY!

[@Psycho3678]

What's left if you beat the shit out of a piece of shit?!

[@byeah4277]

"Im going to beat the celulites out of you!" Holy shit.

[@iamyou2b307]

Byeah #427 Cloakers breaking the 4th wall, talk straight to the one behind the screen. 😏

[@smithonme1888]

Hey man it’s a painful way to become skinny

[@SalamenceFury]

Imagine them saying that to Bonnie or Dragon lmao

[@leathersusie1702]

“The safe word is police brutality”😂😂😂

[@imnotsimonyes5184]

Aged like milk.

[@Man-re7so]

@@imnotsimonyes5184 still legendary

[@mottony]

Yes daddy cloaker

[@ladywaffle2210]

*Masterlist* 0:00 *Police Brutality noises* 0:02 Next time, check your corners 0:03-0:05 *Death screams* 0:06 Try a little harder! 0:08 We gotta do this more often! 0:10 You wear that shit in your pants proudly, like a badge of honor. 0:14 I'm gonna turn you inside out! 0:16 You wanted me back, so I'm back. 0:19 Wow, that was a nice workout. 0:21 I think I'll have a protein drink and hit the shower. (Those two may be the same line, I'm not sure, I'm too busy screaming when I hear it) 0:23 Not as tough as they told me! 0:25 Work smarter! Not harder. 0:27 Who's on the ground now?! 0:29 I got this drum solo I've been working on. 0:32 Sometimes, wishes *do* come true. 0:35 Now cry for Mom to change your diapers. 0:38 I got your safe house *right fuckin here* 0:41 You got what was coming for ya! 0:43 We gotta stop meeting like this ya know. 0:45 I know, I know. I'm late. 0:47 I'm gonna beat the cellulites outta you! 0:51 Miss me, didn't ya?! 0:52 Better late than never! 0:54 Didn't forget about me did you?! 0:55 I got your DLC right here! 0:57 Not so tough now, huh!? 0:59 *Oooh* that one's gonna hurt! 1:01 This might sting a little! 1:03 Now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are! 1:07 Guess you're not as good as you thought! 1:09 You call this *putting up a fight?* 1:11 What's left if you beat the shit out of a piece of shit! 1:15 Alright, the safe word is 'police brutality'! 1:17 Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! 1:21 You can come back for more anytime you want. 1:23 You call this resisting arrest?! 1:26 We call this a 'difficulty tweak'. 1:28 Speak up- can't hear you! 1:30 You asked for it! 1:32 I bet you let yourself get beat up just to hear what I have to say! 1:38 It would be good if you put up a better fight next time! 1:41 This is the point of no return! If anything is left I couldn't understand it

[@ladywaffle2210]

@Barricade Thank you!

[@overusedfaucetgaming2886]

I'm pretty sure 0:27 (Who owns the ground now?) Is "Who's on the ground now?!"

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@overusedfaucetgaming2886 It's been corrected. Thank you kindly!

[@ErRoRSAnZ]

I think there is “really I wish you let yourself get beaten up just to hear what I have to say” too

[@andrewm7874]

Legend

[@enzomessina2858]

One time I was playing firestarter on hard (before the update which removed cloakers from hard) and I was thinking to myself "wow, I'm surprised I haven't seen any cloakers yet" then as soon as I say that, a cloaker kicks me and do you know what he says? "I know, I know, I'm late." THIS BITCH KNEW WHAT I WAS THINKING. Cloakers always find a way.

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

Cloaker are the reason why this game is so colorful , without him this game wont be that much fun

[@PassTheMic2006]

Wow, Cloakers used to be in hard mode? Ya learn something new every day.

[@RiceCake279]

@Nonon Jakuzure and 1.000.000 shields

[@ShinziiArt]

LMAO

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

@@fadlanal-amsi9839 Without any of the Special enemies, the game would’ve been way different.

[@lilwyvern4]

The only thing missing is "Kept you waiting, huh?"

[@jacket2038]

Yes plz

[@weirdaleks5831]

+Jacket k.

[@schwiggityschwaggity6216]

K i'll

[@therussiancatwhostealshats8505]

What about the "WULULULULULU" sound?

[@user-wf3gy7ng8s]

Torcularis yes

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

“I’VE GOT A DRUM SOLO I’VE BEEN WORKING ON, HAVE A LISTEN”

[@bookertdewitt5630]

“Alright the safe word is police brutality” and “you call this resisting arrest, we call this a difficulty tweak” oh.my.gyud...

[@motitoti3621]

OOH AAAH EEH YOU GOTTA TRY HARDER OUGH ARGH UEEERGH WE GOTTA DO THIS MORE OFTEN

[@Limit19970]

Filip Cibor XD

[@tranngochuy2829]

Filip Cibor Nice XD!

[@motitoti3621]

I can clearly see a new overpriced DLC coming out : Cloaker Rape DLC

[@feeltheheat7902]

Filip Cibor that sounds like a porno

[@Xplici_T]

Filip Cibor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@aspennnnnnnn]

Once I was doing Firestarter and got my ass kicked by a cloaker behind the hangar and I heard "SOMETIMES, WISHES DO COME TRUE." I was unable to call for help because I was on the floor laughing.

[@DrAnimePhD]

MaxaN Really? I bet you let yourself get beat up, just to hear what I have to say.

[@ReconUnitZero]

It's like a drive-thru speaker box came to life and is now brutally beating you to death.

[@CantStopTheA-TrainBaby]

"I bet you let yourself get beat up just so you can hear what I have to say!" Even the cloakers know that we wince at their insults more than the ass tanning they give out.

[@thedorkkeli7725]

"The safe word is police brutality!" T_T

[@BlaiyND]

aged like a fine wine

[@seifelshenawi6211]

Infectious Sheep bruh Also i was the guy who didnt get the joke you made in the bashar al assad theme song video)

[@BlaiyND]

@@seifelshenawi6211 bruh you stalking me or something 😂

[@seanmoore3498]

he sounds like he is speaking into a soda can

[@gamingdemon12]

Sean Moore more like a Pringles can

[@BRS8509]

No he sounds like he has mic from Xbox live and is just screaming into it

[@cjjohnston1764]

Pick up that can

[@wannabuysomememes8882]

@@cjjohnston1764 no fuck off

[@XarathDominion]

@@wannabuysomememes8882 *_CP violation begins to play_* *police brutality begins*

[@sveisik]

0:45 I know I know, I'm late.

[@maroonnoodles]

You don't know how many times I've heard "I know, I know I'm late" etched into my memories rent free

[@shep7544]

*Hears Cloaker Whine* “She already knew this was going to happen, but she already accepted her fate”

[@shep7544]

@ShroomTube I have no idea. I don't remember making this comment either

[@littlereaper857]

Lfd

[@John-if1nl]

"You wear that shit in your pants like a badge of honor" lmao

[@theothercloaker6509]

"OH" "AH" "AIGH" "TRY A LITTLE HARDER" "UGH" "WE GOTTA TRY THIS MORE OFTEN" "NAGH" 💀💀

[@lecommentar9851]

Think about this. Cloaker is a literal ninja cop who can reliably and constantly jump over obstacles and knock you out in one kick, and also has developed a whole catalogue of memorable (and emotionally hurtful) quotes.

[@MadMax0417]

His mic is real low quality lol

[@Xplici_T]

WW2 Mic

[@charsfm5203]

it adds to the effect

[@yeetuscleetus3833]

Its a voice changer.

[@captainfluffy7232]

It’s probably because he’s talking into a specially encrypted mic system.

[@cxarhomell5867]

Tim G. Nah ww1

[@shadowzone2588]

"We call this a difficulty tweak" Yea because having an enemy that runs at you at sonic speed and can drop kick you is definitely a difficulty tweak.

[@thenumberpun9472]

Two years late, but I think he's referring to the heisters, considering that they are, in fact, resisting arrest and dominating the normal units. So think about it like they're bumping up the difficulty

[@salomtau5796]

1:03

[@Mac.Aodhagain]

1:03

[@omgiam2hot]

1:03

[@metaforth1271]

I love how 3 sperate commentors had the exact same idea

[@gavinsanjuan4173]

0:25 work smarter, not harder

[@ethangotreaux4882]

:clocker * Drop kicks check the chicken* :clocker sometimes wishes do come true.

[@_Kaceba]

"YOU WANTED ME BACK, SO I'M BACK" "WOW, THAT WAS A NICE WORKOUT" "DON'T CRY FOR MOM TO CHANGE YOUR DYPERS" Now don't tell me that the Cloacker isn't a badass.

[@ApophisNow_]

They are, but they piss you off quick. lol

[@Soten_Bori]

The spelling made this comment frustrating to read.

[@tacticability521]

You just made the Cloaker sound like Heavy Weapons Guy

[@sterlker1106]

Tacticability pootis spencer

[@orlandosouthcott330]

The cloaker is all I see in my nightmares, just thousands of them like cloaker hell.avi

[@droideka1890]

I think the cloaker is the only character who breakes the 4th wall... "YOU WANTED ME BACK, I'M BACK!" "I GOT YOUR DLC RIGHT HERE!" "NOW GO TO THE FORUMS, AND CRY LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE" Wow, just wow, how does he know that he's an NPC?

[@Tommerslappers]

Just don't think about it too hard.

[@droideka1890]

S Thor too...late...i'M...DemAterIALizI*nG*...cAn'*t*...surVive MUcH...L*on* Ge*r*!

[@Tommerslappers]

RIP droideka 1 , xxxx-2016.

[@user-sx7rt4ly1l]

@@Tommerslappers salo uronili

[@ilen1ne]

"i bet you let yourself get beat up just to hear what i have to say"

[@Sn8kDr]

1:23 that one officer when he played payday

[@Tatslwebadu]

0:04 - 0:10 anime when your parents goes inside your room without knocking.

[@mikezkie1]

"STOP HITTING YOURSELF,STOP HITTING YOURSELF

[@theicon9269]

The safety word is police brutality

[@MalkavianKindred]

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

[@zody14]

Look up "Female Cloaker" and then see. :D

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

zody14 I don’t like where this is going.

[@nutrynity4240]

"We gotta stop meeting like this you know" I bet this is the same Cloaker that kicked all these times Edit: That kicked US

[@What-do-i-put-here941]

“I’ve got your bag right here!!!”

[@swasp_1253]

all of my teammates were in custody they said "leave without us" the last thing i heard was "WULULULULULULULULUULULULULULU"

[@DarkestIce1]

Swasp_KZbin Clearly got it from payday 2 in a nutshell

[@gamingdemon12]

Can't get kicked by Cloaker if you're the last person "alive"

[@whg_brianferguson]

r/quityourbullshit

[@marcoseduardocastro781]

@@whg_brianferguson This is not reddit my friend

[@AnkaaAvarshina]

@@marcoseduardocastro781 r/wooosh

[@johnnyg4mer764]

0:32 _"Sometimes wishes DO come true..."_ What was your wish, become a disposable Sam Fisher?

[@ehiffi8253]

On release of payday 2 cloaker wasn't added, people cry about it and here Overkill made some quotes for him like : Now go to the forums and cry like a little bitch you are. Sometimes wishes do come true. Etc

[@Dabajaws]

@@ehiffi8253 and "i got your dlc right here".

[@mustardman1040]

painhellemental 9000 “you wanted me back, I’m back”

[@naoaquieopatrickpatrick8565]

@@ehiffi8253 the best group cry ever, because payday 2 cloaker is awesome

[@reaperslayer7954]

1:24 “You call this a resisting arrest? We call this a DIFFICULTY TWEAK!!!

[@lucifersno.1fan731]

"I got your safe house right fuckin' here." I've heard that goddamn quote so much it's ingrained into my nightmares.

[@guttsii356]

Listen here, I've got this drum solo I've been working on!

[@GoredMask]

wulllululululululu

[@maxtheleopard]

holo

[@NotCuteFox]

1:31 Really, I bet you let yourself get beat up just to hear what I have to say... AAAAAAARGH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAJJJ!!!

[@havefaith4382]

"the safeword is police brutality" the cloaker truly is the kinkiest character in payday thats why he is my fav lol

[@ernestpwarrel8534]

1:03 my favorite quote

[@kaldunaaa]

0:55 "I've got your DLC right here!"

[@ghostar9472]

1:03 TEARS ARE COMING OUT OF MY EYES!

[@viscera9579]

half the sounds are either insults or *cloaker death sounds*

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

0:16 You wanted me back! So I'm back!

[@AlexTechie]

"What's left if you beat the shit out of a piece of shit?" Inquiring minds want to know!

[@captainfluffy7232]

Jesus. I can’t tell if the Cloakers hate us or love us.

[@dickkickem4238]

yes

[@Arkar-pl9ku]

They probably enjoy getting the chance to be deployed and kick some faces in.

[@skullxenator679]

Neither, they just make fun of us when we got knocked down by them

[@rain8767]

It's an abusive relationship

[@noahramirez6156]

"alright the safe word is *POLICE* *BRUTALITY* "

[@futuristicbus61]

I love how sometimes he just seems to want to have normal conversation.

[@fkzb40]

Everytime I interrupt a cloaker I whisper one of his cocky lines to myself and laugh

[@StupidMonkey606]

I THINK I'M GONNA GET A PROTEIN SHAKE AND HIT THE SHOWERS!! *gets shot in face with a judge*

[@burnerheinz]

StupidMonkey606 well aparrently lead is full of protein

[@jewelsvevo8153]

You call this resisting arrest WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEEK *clocker noises*

[@EMan-1920]

TF2 Scout and CLOAKER team up.

[@kickasspeanuts]

"I GOT YOUR DLC RIGHT HERE" pulls out a cash register and a gun

[@winsys3210]

1:15 Alright The safeword is "police brutality"

[@albinoratto6082]

“You call this resisting arrest?... We call a difficulty tweak” The best quote ever

[@TheDilden]

Cloaker: "I got your DLC right here" Me; a console pleb: "and I took that personally."

[@feltuzok]

Would be nice to play like a PvP, 4 heisters against 4 guys with special police forces :D everyone would be cloakers i bet xD

[@gravediggerawx]

HOLY SHIT THAT IS THE BEST!

[@michaelgarcia620]

Left 4 Dead knock off. Would get smashed by GabeN's Valve Master Race

[@gravediggerawx]

How is it a knock off? there are no zombies.

[@michaelgarcia620]

grave222 There'd be the regular police force. So yes it will be a knock off

[@gravediggerawx]

Explain please

[@chickenpanda4062]

Console heisters: will we ever get an update Overkill: 1:03

[@bigmeme8464]

LMAO

[@oH_._]

Consoles now: 0:55

[@brockbruss256]

The cloaker speaks the truth, nuff said

[@Man_740]

@@brockbruss256 ?

[@wannabuysomememes8882]

@@oH_._ thank u green WANKA ye I have my dlc bye bye

[@Evanski]

so cannon wise, cloakers know they are in a video game? 0:55 1:03 1:26 1:32

[@yeetboi3714]

The Russian badgers bible

[@Sir_Reynolds]

He's passive aggressive and I love it Plus how he breaks the 4th wall is good

[@Suspicious-Carl]

The cloaker never gave me my DLC he promised.

[@fdjp7338]

Love the scream between most sentences

[@galladesamurai2380]

"Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!" *"AUUUUGH I NEED A MEDIC BAG-"*

[@GamerXsleepless]

"Really, i bet you let yourself get beat up just to hear what i have to say."

[@Condorthedude]

0:04 Ourgh aargh Aar! Try a little Harder! Eehhrrg.. We gotta do this more often argh! O_o

[@elkneebro3470]

It sounds so wrong! 😂

[@brad4244]

I think your avatar matches up with what your expression probably was.

[@Ayky69]

ayyo

[@ShedsK]

Nahhh bruhhh 💀

[@coach255]

0:38 best

[@bluestar3144]

"His insults hurt just as much as his baton", -therussianbadger.