PAYDAY 2 - Medic Lines

All of the Medic lines added in today's update.

[@themajesticvalkyrie9469]

The Medic: Actually passed medical school. The Medic Dozer: Passed because he brought a Siaga shotgun and held them all hostage.

[@aqua3234]

The Medic: Using a Medic build with Inspire Aced. The Medic Dozer: Used all his points just for Inspire Aced. Ended up using an Ammo Deployable.

[@skell6134]

@@aqua3234 And he actually aced Iron Man perk

[@skell6134]

Medic dozer using SMG,isnt he ?

[@Milo-xb3gj]

Saiga*

[@zealeliteassaultlegioncapt801]

@@Milo-xb3gj its smg

[@droideka1890]

“Stop or I will shoot you!” I feel the medic is the ONLY real cop Either that or, ironically, is a pacifist

[@Catthos]

RvB flashbacks

[@shikikankillzone4239]

*_"I'm here and I brought drugs!"_*

[@Sir_Bucket]

He is compensating for dozer's "attitude"

[@user-qp4ru6el2s]

Erutan Egaro medic dozer: you would never guess I went to med school! CAUSE I DIDN’T!

[@swinty6058]

Above all else, do no harm.

[@KotaroKoala]

The medic is the first special who doesn't sound like he has throat cancer.

[@barney993]

he sound like that one guy who would tried his best to help you in any situation . I feel sorry for blowing him up with an RPG

[@stevenation4249]

Duong Ngo If it makes you feel any better, they're willing to help cloakers

[@DawingmanT900]

Stevenation 42 Because they care about others :3

[@stalkerrapture]

@@DawingmanT900 Yeah but...fuck those guys.

[@aqua3234]

This makes sense because out of all the Law Enforcers, the Medics are the backup people who provides support. Not offense.

[@isaackugler8734]

Medic seems somewhat more sane than most of the other special units

[@baker90338]

WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK. What makes you say that?

[@MrAsaqe]

Neu Tag Indeed.

[@helumii]

WULULULULULULU. I have no idea.

[@SlendHQ]

I'M GONNA BEAT THE SALLY LIGHTS OUTTA YOU! - Cloaker

[@MrAsaqe]

Because they are the guy they use as the prison shower bitch.

[@blunkn4375]

Bulldozer: cocky and aggressive Cloaker: taunting and fucking annoying Taser: egoistic and fast SWAT: angry and complaining Shield: mute and only knows how to make clanging sounds Medic: worried but determined

[@-Dezhen]

Shield: Best Knock Knock Comedian

[@blunkn4375]

Dezhen boi that's

[@-Dezhen]

that's amusing

[@Prootus]

What about captain?

[@-Dezhen]

UnFoxin *INFINITE ASSAULT INTENSIFIES* "THERE, THE PAYDAY GANG!!!"

[@alphareborn9908]

2:16 “Stop crying and hold still,” “no, you’re not going to die.” *STARTS UNCONTROLLABLY PANICKING*

[@gamingdead5309]

he died didn't he

[@eliasdex1236]

2:19 Me when I see blood

[@marclucky5210]

"I hope i dont get shot here"

[@faixz69]

@@eliasdex1236 🩸

[@Daddoplaygames]

@@eliasdex1236 no way its him

[@aclassyshark1982]

"im here and I brought drugs" NEW MADIC DRAGS HOIST CONFIRN

[@anavale2521]

Joseph F hi nice derpboosic image

[@gwenueatiful]

I did time

[@aydendigeronimo6713]

Low chance you get this the medic might be bandit from r6 because drugs

[@kingsb16]

@Арсений Андреевич Иващенко i had to deal *drugz*

[@paladin6588]

stoic

[@Darkbeast110]

The inconsistent placement of him screaming is the best.

[@anunusualstoutshako728]

"Anyone have a head ache?" *screams*

[@baconshotgun3184]

5:23 stand clear! *Oooorgh!*

[@thefattertheratter45]

2:03 "Retireing yet? No? *Auahguagghugagh"*

[@ShadowCompanyOperator]

Uhm 😳 ignore that

[@SuprememessageNG]

I like the medic. It seems like he's the only one who realizes how ridiculously insane all the other cops are.

[@genericalias5742]

He seems like a genuinely nice guy

[@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas]

Snipers:..... Shields:CLANG CLANG CLANG Winters:Bearucrat

[@dantesteward4251]

I always feel kinda bad for killing a medic but also why do they have to revive the Dozers of all people.

[@BadModder]

@@dantesteward4251 the dozers have enough health they don't need another health bar

[@arandompolicemedic2303]

Uh…crap I’m late for the party.

[@einnamenloser7570]

"You can still surrender" I killed a lot of Swats and every civilian on that map

[@Uniformtree000]

Hes still right, doesn't mean they won't stop shooting you however

[@armintor2826]

dozer:''doctor, are you sure this will work!'' medic:''i have no idea!''

[@timecrashv5wu709]

Dozer: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHA I AAAAAAMM BULLETPROOF

[@diamondlox2163]

Tf2

[@catgaming9369]

@@timecrashv5wu709 heisters with granade lounchers and shotguns fall to the ground in pain

[@Yeet-qx6dn]

@cat gaming with multiple ‘AAAAAA I NEED A MEDIC BAG’ in the background

[@little_foxy9118]

Press E to say "AHHHH I NEEEED A MEDIC BACK

[@uberfighter962]

Next heister: retired medic

[@breadmeiser]

***it would be fuckin' awesome***

[@pitt7992]

*MEDIC* *PERK* *DECK*

[@user-qp4ru6el2s]

Pitt that would be so cancerous paired with first aid kits

[@Payday5]

@@pitt7992 INCREASE MEDIC BAG CHARGE BY 9999

[@SlyCooper1920]

Medic Perk deck focuses on armor and health while in a fire fight Perk 1: Morphine and Anesthetics = every 5 or more kills give the player 50% damage absorption for armor the effect ends when outta a gun fight for 5 seconds perfect for bulldozers Perk 2: A fistful of Band aids and Painkillers: the Anesthetic perk can be shared to players 15% can be healed from damage absorption by 5% Perk 3: Nobody likes a booboo: if your health is low by 50% or lower you your armor is doubled up giving you time for neither a getaway, take a stand or save a down player now grants the player to be healed if they killed their 4th enemy or damaging enemies by 10 bullets depending on the weapon you using the higher the damage the more health you gain by 0.2% Perk 4: Pilvering for Pills: gives the player a 75% chance and the crew a 70% to get healed when picking up ammo from enemies Perk5 Health Insurance:you can now get armor recovery by 15% for melee hits and healed by 2.5% for headshots for you and the crew Bonus Perk: likely Kill for some pills: gives Perk no.2 a boost by 25% for absorption to 30% combined and health doubled 10% and now allows players to get a Regan of 1.5% of health for 5 seconds

[@Jihottie]

Too pure for this world

[@gregoryberrycone]

lawful good

[@antonizajac3907]

Gregory Berrycone the Bulldozer is the Chaotic Evil.

[@catwif7376]

Dozers are more Chaotic Good than chaotic evil yknow, even works on the police force and all..

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

Catwif cloaker is the ultimate chaotic nutreul

[@Frontgid]

Im gonna chokeslam a Medic if they heal another Dozer

[@VoltsandVodka]

I always feel a litte bad when killing a medic.

[@Fernando-fy5hp]

Capsky yeet same

[@Outdex.]

Same, he sounds like a nice guy. I'd love to have him on my team.

[@katrinajackson2433]

He sounds like a good teammate

[@jordangoode4696]

They shoot first, therefore you can fire on them

[@secretmessage9130]

@@jordangoode4696 you tried to rob a bank first

[@syn-theo6749]

The only Special Enemy i'd like to dominate just to avoid killing it

[@tylervoss9809]

That would be awesome to have them on your side. Having an actual healer with you and your crew would make things less strenuous in keeping yourself alive. Although Overkill just wants us to suffer from the powers of law enforcement, so very unlikely this will ever happen.

[@rollfizzlebeef5384]

Imagine dominating Cloakers and having them drop kick dozers for you.

[@danioking5369]

Magnus Von Braun medics and shields only?

[@skell6134]

U cant dominate specials . _.""

[@skell6134]

@@tylervoss9809 Medic is like free one more player with Inspire XD

[@ryukomatoi3797]

Medic: sane/Nice guy Medic dozer: huge fucking tank that shouts at you to heal

[@tempsinger7418]

Medic: Get up man, we got this Med dozer: GET YOUR ASS UP AND KILL THESE SUM BITCHES

[@Shisnobi]

Medic: Come on, we have a fight to win Medic dozer: *WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY*

[@hamzakanso5453]

@@tempsinger7418 KILL THE CLOWNS

[@RedL39]

he has inspire

[@afghanball6823]

Medic: I gotcha buddy! medic dozer: : BITCH DOWN! WE GOT A BITCH DOWN HERE!, Results are in... YOURE A BITCH!

[@dannylinn6406]

The medic is a cinnamon roll

[@ileryon4019]

wtf

[@motharchenemy8549]

I will hand that cinnamon roll to howtobasic for every time he heals a dozer.

[@oofman3317]

@@motharchenemy8549 oh no...

[@cryptidiot8409]

He kind of is :> BUT DON'T THINK I WON'T BRUTALLY MURDER THEM AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE

[@nikolaibelinski3433]

He's the Canadian medic literally I'm I right?

[@athomicritics]

cops : you know what would be great for our medics ? a big bright red uniform ! im sure that wont make them big targets once we deploy them

[@Hevelord]

Let's make dozer green and make swats blue maybe put captain winter rainbow

[@twichay1889]

Its actually an international war crime to attack a combat medic unless they open fire first. The red and white uniforms signify that they aren't combatants.

[@Hevelord]

So you could put only gear wait why am i trying the payday gang is op ok what we are talking on is about only four people killing the whole army :L

[@gemtownMANCHURIA]

+TwichAY Its a fucking robbery Do you think bain is gonna give a fuck about medics? Those are about wars you idiot not robberies

[@Hevelord]

True yeah hes right on that they are against wars and payday is the only crew who made it to wars

[@erickeism]

choose life, then bring death that's an aced inspire there

[@thefattertheratter45]

"Dont get mad, get even"

[@dr.jotarorobotnick813]

I love this dude. He's so chill and isn't a pyschopath unlike the other special units

[@ShadowCompanyOperator]

I love you too.

[@dr.jotarorobotnick813]

@@ShadowCompanyOperator why thank you Medic, that was very nice of you to say

[@ShadowCompanyOperator]

@@dr.jotarorobotnick813 No problem and remember I'm always here, and I brought drugs

[@astrid2432]

probally because he is the only one, who got education, like a medical school xD

[@mr.trolldier1172]

I have a feeling in one down they have aced inspire

[@breath4255]

GET THE FUCK UP!

[@spooky4124]

EnforcerKiller Damn it! They're evolving...

[@DawingmanT900]

Gabriel Belmonte Soon cloakers will be using dodge builds

[@bubbleman2002]

What if cloakers start making dodge builds? *I H A V E E R R E D B Y S U G G E S T I N G T H I S*

[@staryoshi06]

Taste of our own medicine.

[@happy5642642]

Medic : "It's okay. It's okay." Medic Dozer: "TWO WORDS : GET! THE! FUCK! UP!"

[@Not_black_imposter]

THESE ARE 4 WORDS IDIOT EEEEYAAAAAA -minigun

[@Waltuh_White420]

Medic: calm and frosty Med Dozer: BAD NEWS, I'M YOUR DOCTOR

[@agrizzlybear8152]

This is why I play medic in TF2, you can feel like a hero saving your team

[@catgaming9369]

OR you can get anoyed by scunts who think they are the number 1 priority

[@tutus3dall-starsmultiversa646]

Danke, Herr Doktor!

[@yuukiyoshizawa7007]

@@catgaming9369 Every player that knows how to play Scout is a Scunt automatically in my opinion.

[@BadModder]

Medic tf2 is more like the medic dozer

[@raphaelweischer6046]

You are so right. Also I can feel like I'm doing something right in TF2 since I'm kinda new to the Game

[@genarictubechannel7979]

'AAH! OH GOD!' 'Stop eating so much lead!'

[@DawingmanT900]

Genaric Tubechannel BUT I CANT HELP IT NOM NOM NOM NOM

[@FTDCryptix]

Genaric Tubechannel ii

[@eliasdex1236]

3:04 "You should wear more armor" Zeal dozer: ._.

[@krimson8089]

He sounds naive.... since they are new to the unit

[@rx-0unicorngundam832]

nah the taser is

[@elchar3577]

dildoshwagginz nah,the tazer is nuts

[@noahramirez6156]

what about fucking *cloaker?

[@bodhimeme9982]

@@noahramirez6156 he's well crazy

[@thecourier2905]

@@noahramirez6156 WULULULULULULULULULULUL7LLYLYLULULLULULUULULULULU

[@quintincasada4154]

"Medic in the house!" *loud gun shots followed by a explosion* *tape recorder scratch* "medic no longer in the house"

[@ShadowCompanyOperator]

Ouch. That one hurt

[@jorgemunoz1953]

"I'm here and I brought drugs." best quote in payday

[@IeatToesForaLiving]

Even better that the arthurites say that and not the the actual criminals

[@skyshadow4523]

Imagine being a police veteran.. was heavily injured, saw medic in front of you and screamed for help He just responded with; 3:47

[@mrlazycrazy]

LMAO

[@pseudonymous9305]

Cloaker: *STOP HITTING YOURSELF* Taser: *IM FEELING KINDA ELECTRIC* Medic: Hey guys ambulance here. Who needs help?

[@Deadx-vh6cx]

I'm here and i brought drugs

[@irobelos1286]

@@Deadx-vh6cx who doesn't love drugs?

[@Deadx-vh6cx]

@@irobelos1286 especially morphine

[@TylertheCC1010fan]

@@Deadx-vh6cx I think the reason for his jokes is to help calm down the wounded, it's easier to treat someone if they are calm.

[@Proto294]

Know this is late but MAKE WAY, FOR THE DOZER

[@theequalizer694]

the medic is too good for the swat

[@B0LTz]

Because he is a medic of course

[@ratte6090]

1:47 "Stay calm, I've seen worse. They have nowhere to run, and I'll do the same to them." I don't know whether to laugh at the wholesomeness here or cry because he's got a shotgun slug with my name on it.

[@WaspBlade04]

Is the most helpful unit that helps people stay healthy, uses shotgun to make criminals less healthy

[@Svennymat]

Get you a friend who's as supportive to you like the Medic is to his colleagues. Seriously though, this guy is so pure I always feel bad for killing them.

[@beesechurger2540]

It’s a necessary evil unfortunately.

[@Silly_guber]

I don’t feel bad

[@user-px7de6by8y]

Actually killing medics is a war crime

[@AlexWithington]

He is probably the most friendly sounding. Towards his friends at least

[@andresmarin5418]

Have you heard the dozer medic lines? just as insane like the dozer but with drugs

[@ninebreaker2009]

oh no he's precious

[@omegagaming6280]

rust only goes "oh fuck" when pointing the medic out

[@omegagaming6280]

***** its a mix of his bulldozer and placing meds lines

[@tobbenjees941]

Omega Gaming a lot of characters do these days

[@elchar3577]

Omega Gaming jimmy too,he says something like "HOLY SHITSHOW"

[@catwif7376]

Jimmy: HOOOOOOLY SHITTT

[@bubbleman2002]

IT'S A MUDDAFUGGIN MEDI- IT'S A FOOOKIN' MEEM!

[@K-Sha1]

I love how sarcastic the medic is sometimes when he's reviving.

[@cookiebaker2660]

He is capable of healing .50 cal head-wounds on the go.

[@Notllamalord]

All skill

[@janpawulonduo2137]

1:57 Got a safe from card 2:05 Opening... 2:20 Stops on gold 2:36 VLAD'S RODINA! 5:07 >Broken In

[@rawrfunkle9863]

Also, sex.

[@majorblitz3846]

[Medic x Eirin Hentai: My Lunarian Medic Girlfriend addicted to my Medic Bag.] Fucking MedicBag Orgasm Boi :^)

[@shikikankillzone4239]

@@majorblitz3846 _"I see you're a man of culture as well."_

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@majorblitz3846 okay fuck why.

[@tangerinepaint3643]

@@majorblitz3846 Dallas is jealous lmao

[@horisonskies3868]

Medic ACTUALLY seems normal! and he's nice.

[@TylertheCC1010fan]

That's exactly how a medic should be, you don't want to make a medic threatening, because then people are less likely to be calm and not trust them when they are helping them.

[@jacklebergshecklestein9359]

@@TylertheCC1010fan Nobody told the medic dozer that

[@renstrism]

@@jacklebergshecklestein9359 "WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY !!"

[@jettisonproductions4404]

@@TylertheCC1010fan med dozer *exists*

[@AJgaming-ce1ln]

@@jacklebergshecklestein9359 well the dozer could crush him so

[@articcenturion8387]

"No, you're not gonna die." *Slowly smiles as they get mowed down by my 8 automatic turrets

[@JackOfAllTradersOriginal]

Every time I hear him say "are you sure you wana do this?! That last bullet almost hit your heart." It always makes me feel so bad for him

[@tander1610]

medic look like innocent and fan of the payday gang medic try to make tyhem stop but they kill the medic **medic is a support class and medic don't try to kill you and try to save the other** medic is less threatening than the others

[@tander1610]

yeah

[@buttruedamagebro9505]

@@tander1610 wow

[@Dr.Oofers]

What...in God’s name are these formed sentences. I have a hard time trying to understand what you just tried to convey.

[@bruhm4571]

Honestly, I wanna surrender to this dude

[@a-h1n286]

felt bad by having to kill them

[@shaftroff8138]

When people say the medic is naive, I say he's trying to increase morale

[@armadis4168]

Never fear, Medic is here!!!

[@Mrincognitowastaken]

2:16 wow those two ones fit perfectly together

[@DaveMiller6042]

"Shit, your nose is ruined." - Medic to a guy a shot in the head with an automatic weapon.

[@armadis4168]

4:11 MEDIC IN DA HOUSE!!!!

[@dnkakusei]

I'm yo' man!

[@elvenbuttress]

Dammit, now I can’t get the Image of a medic with a backwards cap, shades, and a gold chain out of my head.

[@digitalmalebolge]

*A shotgun goes off* Jacket: Medic is no longer in the house.

[@MintyMiku]

"'Alright whose got a boo boo?'" 1:23

[@MintyMiku]

The voice of this Medic is so cute. Anyone know who the voice actor is?

[@schizoid_banshee]

Joe Zieja. About 5 years too late to rsp, but 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ForgetfulHatter]

I love how medic can heal a bulldozer after you unload a powerful rounds into his face.

[@byeah4277]

"Im here, and i brought drugs" "Im here to take the pain away" "These guys are fucked" Medic sounds like my dealer.

[@hexagonrz7813]

...Wait a minute-

[@Bananawolf-zb9fc]

The feds already got his ass

[@tander1610]

medic is sooooooooooo innocent ;-;

[@cayde-6999]

0:09 D R U G S

[@Gamer4Life2024]

*Medic:* Come on, we're winning *Meanwhile:* 4 Heisters have secured 15 bags full of money in their van or helicopter,there's no money in the bank, thousands of swats have died and we are on the escape zone

[@evilbanshee]

Winning as in him and his team aren't gonna be subjected to death as well

[@sealstealer5007]

1:53 a line I got on undercover overkill two or so days ago when headshotting a cop

[@percivalconcord9209]

Awww Medic seems like such a nice guy :D

[@noxtrooper3578]

0:26 _"PAIN! KILLER!"_

[@brandonscudieri1440]

Literally the reason I looked for this video. It was hilarious hearing it in game.

[@medic2847]

I don't think I've heard of Combat Medics used in a fire fight. But given the sheer number of Law Enforcers there are in the game, I don't see anything wrong with Combat Medics being deployed.

[@arandompolicemedic2303]

IMPOSTOR!

[@weasel003gaming7]

2:30 "Cops always win" Me about to plug him and the entire company around him with my mounted KSP LMG: *I'm sorry, little one. . .*

[@pointthink]

He actually sounds like he's caring about the other cops

[@DanDanAtomicMan8701]

The Medic is a really Chill dude.

[@um001]

"these guys are going to prison" Overkill stopped trying now. im sad never forget.

[@paulsd9255]

??? Makes the medic sound naive and overconfident

[@AB-wp7ry]

It's really sad, that in PayDay 3, this nice guy won't appear. I will miss the Medic 2013-2023

[@evilbanshee]

they'll probably add him in some other update, they tend to add a lot of shit as add-ons and updates.

[@thestupidcupcake8334]

1:39 Sooo , you got insurance? painkiller in the ass! hahaha i'm done

[@charlesdemers1197]

TheStupidCupcake *painkiller in the house

[@supermariobrosfilms5617]

Medic seems like a chill dude

[@shikikankillzone4239]

_Medic is the best Waifu_

[@jaydejacob]

the cloaker said in the game STOP HITTING YOURSELF

[@twichay1889]

No, thats the cloaker.

[@jaydejacob]

wow dude i said cloaker

[@twichay1889]

jayde jacob I am being extremely lysdexic. Sorry mate!

[@jaydejacob]

k then

[@reporterjoe5783]

Safeword is police brutality-Cloaker

[@thepersonwhocomentz]

I always wished you could joker the medics. Plenty of ways to get back health these days, considering all the perk decks involving it, so I don't think it'd be too ridiculous. Would be a hilarious chance to give him alternate voice lines, too. Something like: "Hahaha! [*nervous laugh*] My medical license is so getting revoked!"

[@elvenbuttress]

Even better: the ability to convert 1 special unit instead of 2 SWAT. But still, what you are saying would also be awesome.

[@nerfedby50percent2]

@@elvenbuttress imagine getting a cloaker or a dozer on your side

[@zerodord7723]

I like how they copied the medic bag voice lines and cut out "bag" and but it on a special line.

[@Lolnoobwut1]

Most of the heisters actually have new lines for him, they aren't spliced.

[@dixbiefloppin8391]

Apart from poor old Wolf

[@bubbleman2002]

Ulf come back.

[@derpynube3254]

"Its a fuckin-MEDI-" "Itsamotherfuggin-MEDI-"

[@shadowwalker4144]

OHHHH, I NEED A MEDIC-

[@ZernaTM]

medic is so soft and nice medic dozer on the other hand..

[@Queen-qp2em]

"I'm here. And I brought drugs!" Finally, I've been waiting for my weed for a week.

[@dittoditto7035]

And These Guys Don't Get Paid Enough For Being Heroes :(

[@poignantkraft39]

"I'm here! And I brought drugs" This guy is a saint

[@mrlazycrazy]

“Sooo, you got insurance?” Has to be the best line.

[@isaacfrand3824]

Tempted to become a combat medic just so I can shitpost when I’m needed. “I’m here! And I brought drugs.” Love the personality.

[@VGames-123dwp]

sometimes i feel sad to kill the medic, he is such a good guy but damn, *His melee is soooo strong*

[@arandompolicemedic2303]

Im always target,really sucks man!

[@ShadowCompanyOperator]

I work out very frequently. Maybe that's why.

[@arandompolicemedic2303]

@@ShadowCompanyOperator oh nice,but I bet you haven’t punched a guy of a mall’s roof did you? Cuz I did!

[@ShadowCompanyOperator]

@@arandompolicemedic2303 We're in the same boat partner

[@ShadowCompanyOperator]

@@arandompolicemedic2303 Rookie stuff man

[@ninjatom42]

I like how now there is a medic in Payday 2 and some of his lines are quite similar to The Medic and Mercy's lines

[@wh3nderson95]

Snydder Bitter I think those were some not so subtle references. In Big Bank there are some TF2 references. I dont mind them, it just adds to the Medics character.

[@epictrain9993]

well,overkill has an connection with valve,no mercy hospital heist on 1st payday,train raid heist has the TF2 sentry to steal

[@mechanicalmacbook]

in the henry's rock heist you can also see the sentry in the cannon testing room

[@trailbreakertv8918]

Trust me tf2 medic is nothing like payday medic or mercy Tf2 medic has made deals with the devil

[@breezy3176]

@@epictrain9993 also go bank

[@DefinitelyGabe]

Zeal cop lines when thx for uploading this

[@Lolnoobwut1]

Probably never. They're just filtered normal cop lines anyways.

[@SlendHQ]

Would still be nice.

[@Lolnoobwut1]

If you'd want a standard cop voiceline compilation featuring a different filter, sure. I don't think it's worth it.

[@SlendHQ]

Lolnoobwut1 Still, would be at least neat to get a download if anyone wants the voice lines.

[@dimsthedimwit600]

*Hears voiceline* Awww, he's so adorable and cute with his voicelines *Burns to death anyway*

[@Fishemi]

0:09 Me when I arrive at my friends party

[@skeleguns10oooooo10]

You fight the law, the law w- *Headshot* Hoxton:That’s the end of the Medic!

[@aqua3234]

Fun fact: The Medic is voiced by Joe Zieja. I dunno much about him though...

[@changsiah2]

claude from fire emblem three houses as well as Achilles in Fate/Grand Carnival it's surprising to notice early career

[@dominicdo9374]

“I’m here, And I brought drugs!” Keep up the enthusiasm

[@artherius535]

"Tangoes, going down!" "aaeugh aayEEH EAEH"

[@fastwing3295]

Medic is actually the only sane special unit that actually uses some good tactics sometimes and other units know that he's usefull that they protect him, i think... Medic is also the most sympathetic to me... i don't know why. I mostly almost feel bad for killing the Medics because they deal almost NO damage (Unless on death wish and death sentence) and always run away when you get close too them. They also seem the most aware of death and pain wich is pretty weird to think about too. And their lines are interesting too. Also, they don't seem to wanna shoot you unless you get too close. I have never seen a Medic trying to snipe me from a far. Correct me if im wrong in anything i said, i haven't observed the Medic too much because i don't have too much time on my hands.

[@Piper19]

I like to think that the Medics are the only cops who can't be cloned, So the Medic units know what truly happens.

[@stupidshiba]

“Don’t get mad, get even” That’s a good line

[@Generlc_Human]

"These guys are going down like the Dalton's" 0.8 seconds of minigun fire later

[@madhattergaming6473]

Cloaker : The stuff of nightmares Bulldozer : Big chungus Shield : CLANK CLANK Taser : The fuckin spark man Captain winters : Thanos but a bureaucrat Medic dozer : GET UP SNOWFLAKE Medic : One slightly sweet boi

[@Somersalsa]

It's unfair how policemen have all these cool guys in their communication and we heisters only have angsty teens and children smh

[@breezy3176]

what are you talking about we have dallas and jimmy

[@mrbear-pb8cy]

Me: ok I'll spare the medic My team: .......

[@ThatOneInkIing]

I love how the Medic is trying to say some supporting stuff, while the Medicdozer is just like *WAKEY WAKEY FUCK FACE*

[@redditstoriesfuny]

The medic is the only enemy who tries to convince us to surrender

[@CustomCoupeUltimate]

Normal medic: chill guy Medic dozer: *GET THE FUCK UP*

[@mikeysauce8228]

I want the payday 2 medic to comfort me as he tends to my wounds

[@archivedchannel3297]

Dallas And Wolf:(Shoots BullDozer With ShotGun and The Striker Looking Gun) BullDozer:ARGH!"MEDIC!" Medic:"No Your Not Gonna Die" BullDozer:"LET'S GET EVEN" (Proceeds to Bulldoze the PayDay Gang Even Sydney)

[@blacktemplar1139]

"These guys are going down like the Doltons!" Six stabs later:

[@InternalPurple]

i dont know why the medic is my favorite unit.