Paying Taxes in America Be Like..

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Lando Kalriz

Lando Kalriz

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@walterwhite5764
@walterwhite5764 Жыл бұрын
Damn i was expecting this video to be heavily overexagerated for comedy but no this is 100% accurate word for word
@IsaiahRichards692
@IsaiahRichards692 Жыл бұрын
The reason the Government isn’t doing your taxes for you is because people like TurboTax and H&R Block have interest groups lobbying Congress to block that sort of legislation. Congressmen are literally refusing to vote for return-free filing because people that you pay to do your taxes are offering to fund their campaigns.
@He110__--
@He110__-- Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
😂
@theun-namedyoutuber
@theun-namedyoutuber Жыл бұрын
I don't think it's possible to over exaggerate it XD
@bavm1885bavm
@bavm1885bavm Жыл бұрын
Every once in a while you just got to create a serious video
@He110__--
@He110__-- Жыл бұрын
Or simply don't pay them, not only do you not have to pay taxes, you get a PERSONAL hide and seek game with the IRS 🥂
@TheHuskyK9
@TheHuskyK9 Жыл бұрын
Unless you’re a billionaire. IRS will just give you a nod and move on
@He110__--
@He110__-- Жыл бұрын
@@TheHuskyK9 I love this country
@DAGreen43
@DAGreen43 Жыл бұрын
​@@He110__-- god bless america
@He110__--
@He110__-- Жыл бұрын
​@@DAGreen43 🗣️🗣️ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
@manujohn99
@manujohn99 Жыл бұрын
The fault is in us not with the IRS🤷
@royalpain9281
@royalpain9281 Жыл бұрын
Can a sarcasm translator be a full time job? That would be PERFECT for me!
@haelstrom101
@haelstrom101 Жыл бұрын
Yep, would pay reaaaal well
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
I’m for hire if anyone needs one
@royalpain9281
@royalpain9281 Жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz wouldn’t all you be doing is saying fuck you, throwing pens and paper at you and more complaining?
@Pazza-2234
@Pazza-2234 Жыл бұрын
I found where the money is going.
@ohdeath4945
@ohdeath4945 Жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz right here 🖐️
@superkingoftacos2920
@superkingoftacos2920 Жыл бұрын
rich guy walks in: "Is this where I pay taxes?" Government: "No no no, you don't have to do any of that."
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
😂
@GAMER32231
@GAMER32231 7 ай бұрын
Wtf
@N2481L
@N2481L 6 ай бұрын
thats backwards. The tax code makes it so if you make more you pay more. its shit. I think we should all be taxed equally. not by amount, but by percentage. If we were all taxed by a finite percent, it would be fine. Like say 10 percent of someone who makes 50k a year would be less than 10 percent from someone making 1 mil a year. but it would be equal. Right now, if you make a million a year, your percentage goes up, but if you make 50k your percent is waayyyy less. and in some cases, you get paid. I make my own money. The government takes that and gives it to people who dont do anything. Taxes should (probably not be done at all but whatever) be done by a finite percent, making it equal. Not a finite amount of money, finite percent. Equality doesnt always mean exact same no matter the situation.
@AKITM
@AKITM 6 ай бұрын
​@@N2481Lahem... taxation is theft.
@ford-wp1yq
@ford-wp1yq 2 ай бұрын
​@@N2481Lthe point is the amount of billionaires who get away with tax evasion
@NoirSkillz
@NoirSkillz Жыл бұрын
Makes sense. Paying taxes is almost like having a visit from the IRS almost every day! 🤣
@manujohn99
@manujohn99 Жыл бұрын
So just don't pay it
@cattt.10
@cattt.10 Жыл бұрын
​@@manujohn99💀
@manujohn99
@manujohn99 Жыл бұрын
@@cattt.10 Are you scared of IRS???
@JoshuaIfidi
@JoshuaIfidi Жыл бұрын
@@manujohn99 Even the Joker is scared of the IRS
@uhsokka
@uhsokka Жыл бұрын
@@JoshuaIfidi LMFAO
@LawzarXR
@LawzarXR Жыл бұрын
The mafia: "Pay up so we can give you protection or else" The government: "Pay up so you don't become a criminal and go to Prison"
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
Noticing a trend here👀
@Louis13XIII
@Louis13XIII Жыл бұрын
Turns out it's actually the mafia who's protecting us from the Government...
@AiRsTrIkExXzZ
@AiRsTrIkExXzZ Жыл бұрын
If you don’t pay taxes, you’ll be sent to a place where you don’t pay tax
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
Genius
@terrancat
@terrancat Жыл бұрын
yeah but the food there sucks.
@peckychicken
@peckychicken Жыл бұрын
​@@terrancat the majority of things there suck
@lukedufresne7866
@lukedufresne7866 Жыл бұрын
@@peckychicken Chi Mcbride will probably make sure you are one of those things
@Gotham-guardian-pls7t
@Gotham-guardian-pls7t Жыл бұрын
Has the same energy as in school where the punishment of not going to school is more days not going to school.
@MistahJay7
@MistahJay7 Жыл бұрын
This dude is a comedic legend already. The delivery of the way he says things is some of the funniest shit ever
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
😂thanks bro🙏🏼
@Tostox
@Tostox Жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@whitneysmiltank
@whitneysmiltank Жыл бұрын
"we can't just have you going around... pooring up the place" "okay" LOL
@duaneorwasa8966
@duaneorwasa8966 Жыл бұрын
You literally bring to life the wtf questions and situations we experience
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
my whole life is wtf, and thank you🙏🏼
@Blue2x2x
@Blue2x2x Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Tax services like H&R Block and TurboTax lobbied the government to be as complex and arbitrary as possible. So you go down and pay these services for your taxes every year.
@anonymousnearseattle2788
@anonymousnearseattle2788 Жыл бұрын
That too, but we shouldn't be paying income taxes at all.
@demonic2295
@demonic2295 Жыл бұрын
awww its so cute that you think these services had anything to do with lobbying the government when the rich and powerful have been doing this for over a century. Basically H&R Block and Turbo Tax are for basic bitches like you and me. The ones that actually pay no taxes at all pay far higher fees. Still, paying 1 million for a 1 billion tax deduction makes sense when you are rich. Murica.
@imperiumoccidentis7351
@imperiumoccidentis7351 Жыл бұрын
@@anonymousnearseattle2788 What taxes should we be paying? And don't say 'none' because you'll sooner stop death than stop taxes.
@ErikCB912
@ErikCB912 11 ай бұрын
@@imperiumoccidentis7351federal income tax has only existed for 110 years since 1913. It was only established at the time to pay for WWI
@imperiumoccidentis7351
@imperiumoccidentis7351 11 ай бұрын
@@ErikCB912 That didn't really answer my question but thanks for the info
@stargazzer9166
@stargazzer9166 Жыл бұрын
Him: “uh hey, how much money do I have to pay?” IRS: ………………………………..
@vaporizer2211
@vaporizer2211 Жыл бұрын
So then how do you know how much money I'll have to pay. If you don't know how much money I have to pay
@supermaximglitchy1
@supermaximglitchy1 Жыл бұрын
yes
@aidenaune7008
@aidenaune7008 Жыл бұрын
"do you even know?" "oh we know, but we arent going to tell you. you have to guess." "what happens if I guess wrong?" "you get fined even more and possibly go to jail."
@Seth655
@Seth655 Жыл бұрын
@@aidenaune7008They don’t know how much you know unless they actually audit you
@TheAikatsuFan
@TheAikatsuFan Ай бұрын
yes
@Dr_Doctor_
@Dr_Doctor_ Жыл бұрын
Government: "I need that money 💰" Me: "But all I got is this 20 💵 for the rest of the week" Government: "You should've thought of that earlier"
@jasondyrkacz8270
@jasondyrkacz8270 Жыл бұрын
Government: *rubbing nipples* I missed the part where that's my problem.
@Dr_Doctor_
@Dr_Doctor_ Жыл бұрын
@@jasondyrkacz8270 😂
@izzydanWTF
@izzydanWTF Жыл бұрын
​@@jasondyrkacz8270😂
@Louis13XIII
@Louis13XIII Жыл бұрын
Government: "We need to spy on everything you do for security purposes, you have nothing to hide, or do you?" Citizens: "Understandable, but that means we get to know how you are spending our tax dollars, right?" Government: "Lmao nah"
@ordinary1069
@ordinary1069 Жыл бұрын
If the government didn’t borrow more than it had, taxed people fairly, and actually did something with the money, I wouldn’t mind paying them.
@bryank427
@bryank427 Жыл бұрын
PREACH!!!!!!
@thebloonbusters6102
@thebloonbusters6102 7 ай бұрын
Yeh we actually went back a few centuries when we were fighting for the things u just listed.
@joshuawoodring1697
@joshuawoodring1697 Жыл бұрын
Love how they have all the info they need for us to not have to file but money
@jonathanraithel1025
@jonathanraithel1025 Жыл бұрын
Better yet, it's only for 90% of people that they know how much we owe, and act like we're trying to scam them. But the 10% they don't have an accurate figure for is the richest, and they pretty much let them get away with an honor system even though 99% of tax cheats are the rich.
@xtraingamer7487
@xtraingamer7487 Жыл бұрын
the government in a nutshell lol🤣🤣🤣
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
Yep😂
@xtraingamer7487
@xtraingamer7487 Жыл бұрын
lol🤣
@ems540
@ems540 6 ай бұрын
Cia pizza guy : u have an order where’s ur location please
@hexagonal69
@hexagonal69 Жыл бұрын
So glad the government actually tells us how much tax we owe in my country, they even fill out the form to us. They also give you plenty of time to correct any mistakes before they start to take action. So it’s almost to the point where you’d have to be intentional about avoiding taxes before they take action against you here.
@wolfpack95805
@wolfpack95805 Жыл бұрын
Yeah in civilized countries it's like "okay we've seen how much you earn, here's how much we calculate you owe us. Are there any changes to your income or living situation we should know about before we send your tax bill?" In the U.S... "okay it's tax season dude, pay a guy to take all those forms your work, bank, and financial advisor send to you instead of to us, have that guy send them to us, and we'll send you a tax bill. We don't give a sh*t about helping you but God help you if you forget something. We'll do anything to figure it out and nail you"
@hexagonal69
@hexagonal69 Жыл бұрын
@@wolfpack95805 IRS be like: Tax time! How much? Secret! Why? Just guess. 300$? Jail.
@shiptj01
@shiptj01 10 ай бұрын
Which country? Finland?
@sheepercal1374
@sheepercal1374 10 ай бұрын
Where do you live tell me now so I can move there
@Lunacorva
@Lunacorva 10 ай бұрын
@@sheepercal1374 Well, I don' know where he lives, but I know Australia does that too.
@Zero-tz2vq
@Zero-tz2vq Жыл бұрын
This is so accurate the amount of taxes you have to pay is fucking insane lol this is why I hate doing them
@theintrovertedaspie9095
@theintrovertedaspie9095 Жыл бұрын
Yup. And it doesn't help that prices and costs keep going up and wages aren't doing a whole lot to keep up.
@JoseFlores-xh5cj
@JoseFlores-xh5cj Жыл бұрын
What fucking part don't you people understand that wages will cause prices to go up?
@lad4830
@lad4830 5 ай бұрын
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 That's a worldwide "issue" In the next 10-20 years there won't be a middle class. You will either barely have something to eat or you will be a multi-millionaire
@theintrovertedaspie9095
@theintrovertedaspie9095 5 ай бұрын
@@lad4830 Yup, and when AI takes over....😔. We'll have no more jobs. Some people say we'll have UBI.
@lad4830
@lad4830 5 ай бұрын
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 Very strong possibility, but that's decade after the initial riots about getting replaced.
@Rocksaplenty
@Rocksaplenty Жыл бұрын
P sure we separated from the British over like a 1% tax ages ago. Now we sit at somewhere between 30 and 50% depending on bracket, not counting additional past income tax. Ridiculous.
@GoogleDoesEvil
@GoogleDoesEvil 5 ай бұрын
Exactly we should "separate" again
@GXLVKZ
@GXLVKZ Жыл бұрын
“So we found out that mailing [letters] is the most inefficient way to communicate so we made it the only way to communicate” and “wow this is a really robust system you guys have” is just so funny dude
@detectiveplays
@detectiveplays Жыл бұрын
I don't pay taxes yet but this seems. Very accurate Can't wait to pay taxes!
@jasondyrkacz8270
@jasondyrkacz8270 Жыл бұрын
Wait as long as you can to pay taxes.
@detectiveplays
@detectiveplays Жыл бұрын
@@jasondyrkacz8270 I plan on it
@raefevakhar
@raefevakhar Жыл бұрын
Go ahead and add multiple credit cards with 24% apr and a mortgage to really min-max, oh and an enormous hospital bill also 24%apr. You don't have to worry about seeing a paycheck ever again.
@axo547
@axo547 Жыл бұрын
Yes this is true I would know as this guy shows everything that is true
@duaneorwasa8966
@duaneorwasa8966 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely!!!🤦‍♂️when filling taxes I always wonder... why make the process soo complicated and tedious that you have to use 3rd party "experts" yet they (g'vt) can put into work and make it seamless
@kuronanestimare
@kuronanestimare Жыл бұрын
Because those third-party experts pay the government to keep shit complicated so they can make money off of your tax filings.
@jasondyrkacz8270
@jasondyrkacz8270 Жыл бұрын
You expect government employees to actually earn their pay?
@dansmith1661
@dansmith1661 Жыл бұрын
Because when the flat tax is introduced, people say it benefits the rich and punishes the poor. Of course, you can simply not tax the poor so they become financially stable.
@samc9133
@samc9133 Жыл бұрын
Tax prep companies have lobbied for years to prevent the government from implementing their own systems to file taxes for free online.
@crzycolchris
@crzycolchris Жыл бұрын
​@@dansmith1661 it doesn't seem fair to only tax certain people.. but at the same time it kinda makes sense.. 500k to a multi millionaire does seem like it hits as hard as taking 100's from some who has 5k
@therobertlast
@therobertlast Жыл бұрын
Remember when this country seceded from Britain for “taxation without representation”? Yeah, getting the feeling it needs to happen again
@crzycolchris
@crzycolchris Жыл бұрын
I'm about 2 hours away from Boston.. next time I go I'm gonna start dumping beer cans into the harbor
@mordredpendragon1235
@mordredpendragon1235 Жыл бұрын
​@Christopher Bryant Yeah because the first time we did that was super effective
@crzycolchris
@crzycolchris Жыл бұрын
@@mordredpendragon1235 lol we did that before?!
@chinoonihc
@chinoonihc Жыл бұрын
The rich tricked the poor that weren't paying taxes, to fight a war they had no interest in..., too..., Not pay taxes. It worked..., now we pay taxes...., Hurray???
@ItWasAMistakeTalkingToMe.
@ItWasAMistakeTalkingToMe. Жыл бұрын
Yeah let's just start a revolution! Of course it'll work!
@KamiKomplex504
@KamiKomplex504 11 ай бұрын
So fucking accurate it's such a rollercoaster of emotions as I laugh and realize I'm laughing at myself in these videos.
@CorvoFG
@CorvoFG Жыл бұрын
One of the good things about living and working in the U.K. now. I don’t have to go through this BS once a year!
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 Жыл бұрын
Um, I don't think the British tax system is any better.
@ArgzeroYT
@ArgzeroYT Жыл бұрын
The IRS tax code serves two purposes: - capturing hard to incriminate criminals for an arbitrary reason - enabling rich people to not pay them or pay much less than they'd be expected to
@benjaminfranklin3458
@benjaminfranklin3458 9 ай бұрын
The only thing I don't understand about taxes is why it ain't 100% automatic, I didn't study fucking taxes in school I have no idea what I can write off and what not.
@pouya1374
@pouya1374 Жыл бұрын
Way to go man! Almost at 1m subs👏, enjoyed your work! Will appreciate bloopers, behind the scenes and Q&As.
@smsff7
@smsff7 Жыл бұрын
The reason the IRS makes you do it on your own is those big tax companies paid money to make sure the IRS is not allowed to do it, so they can keep charging people to do it.
@theintrovertedaspie9095
@theintrovertedaspie9095 Жыл бұрын
So their paid to not tell tax payers how much they owe so now the tax payers have to waste 13 precise hours filling out sheets just to figure out what the IRS already knows? Thats messed up. I bet that money tax payer companies pay the IRS is from tax payers.
@iseriouslycantthinkofaname
@iseriouslycantthinkofaname Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, I’m currently on the run.
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
Let them find you lol
@tasmeenbaker9912
@tasmeenbaker9912 Жыл бұрын
This shit makes me not wanna be an adult anymore 😭 take me tf back
@GolemDude
@GolemDude Жыл бұрын
0:49 Finally brings to light how little sense it is for the government to make you to do your own taxes only to tell you did it wrong, and the corruption of the tax filing companies lobbying congress to make it harder for people to do it themselves.
@JakeMckay1738
@JakeMckay1738 Жыл бұрын
Defund the IRS
@SoLunxr
@SoLunxr Жыл бұрын
What 😂
@aspect-akira01
@aspect-akira01 Жыл бұрын
Message from the IRS. Please pay your taxes. (We don't care if youre poor or your age) Thank you for complying.
@nebula2339
@nebula2339 Жыл бұрын
defunding the IRS isn't gonna reduce taxes tf
@blksmagma
@blksmagma Жыл бұрын
Better yet: Make the IRS target everyone properly. No matter how rich you are.
@geo7803
@geo7803 Жыл бұрын
The irs isn't the problem.
@barelyfree9427
@barelyfree9427 Жыл бұрын
Extremely accurate.
@ouzounicus6126
@ouzounicus6126 Жыл бұрын
There should be a law that if they dont tell you how much you owe you dont have to pay and if they tell you how much to pay then you have to pay them
@myboy732
@myboy732 Жыл бұрын
What's to stop them from just demanding 1mil from a granny.
@33pandagamer
@33pandagamer Жыл бұрын
@@myboy732 , taxes tend to be somewhat income based.
@aggravatedstrawberry
@aggravatedstrawberry Жыл бұрын
​@@33pandagameryeah, but it's still robbery, which makes it a crime. If you didn't earn it yourself, you DO NOT deserve it. Go get some money of your own and leave my to me. It's mine, I earned it. I can hoard it if I want, if you don't like that go fuck yourself. You didn't earn my money, I did. You have ZERO right to it, EVER. Neither does the government. Why are you so ok with getting robbed?
@lad4830
@lad4830 5 ай бұрын
@@33pandagamer "somewhat" sounds like a really murky water
@PandaMontana924
@PandaMontana924 Жыл бұрын
Funny vid as always. I hope you had a good Easter, Lando
@kingharshu10
@kingharshu10 Жыл бұрын
I love this 😂
@ProwlFn1
@ProwlFn1 Жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@PFGFrankly
@PFGFrankly Жыл бұрын
Some insane person would just set a bomb and destroy the IRS. Seem like someone with that insanity would do
@GabrielDiaz93
@GabrielDiaz93 Жыл бұрын
The “ooohooo man…” kills me 😂
@Mrcleanfrfr
@Mrcleanfrfr Жыл бұрын
This guy's a riot, can't wait to see him on SNL in a few years
@ColeConCon
@ColeConCon Жыл бұрын
He’s too funny for SNL
@Nephermoore
@Nephermoore Жыл бұрын
@@ColeConCon Too real*
@Nephermoore
@Nephermoore Жыл бұрын
@@ColeConCon but yeah also funny lol
@dansmith1661
@dansmith1661 Жыл бұрын
He'd be canceled for being funny.
@Mrcleanfrfr
@Mrcleanfrfr Жыл бұрын
@@dansmith1661 Sarcasm is lazy comedy which why I said he'd be great on SNL
@DeadMedia-vf4je
@DeadMedia-vf4je 5 ай бұрын
You: No I Need Money The Government: I Want Money
@KallMeSensei
@KallMeSensei Жыл бұрын
congratulations on 800k ❤️❤️
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
Thank you🙌🏼🙌🏼
@zellzoii
@zellzoii Жыл бұрын
Tax collecting is another form of robbery, but it's legal. So technically, I should be allowed to rob a bank, and call it "tax collecting," right?
@jasondyrkacz8270
@jasondyrkacz8270 Жыл бұрын
Since we're allowed to identify as whatever we want, go for it.
@boomdringer5227
@boomdringer5227 Жыл бұрын
Only if you can defend and oppose against the Authorities.
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
This should be allowed
@Louis13XIII
@Louis13XIII Жыл бұрын
Yeah go ahead
@thehotwheelsreviews
@thehotwheelsreviews Жыл бұрын
how tf do you think roads,military,buses,police, literally anything that isn't privarely owned, is payed for?
@chasespake9271
@chasespake9271 2 ай бұрын
Jeremy IS. THE. BEST Absolutely astounding charecter, love him!
@martines2956
@martines2956 Жыл бұрын
No taxes, free gym membership, free food. Jail is basically heaven
@jinnipers.3931
@jinnipers.3931 Жыл бұрын
besides all the rapists, murderers, and psychopaths in there i guess so bro 😭
@Foxx488
@Foxx488 Жыл бұрын
@@jinnipers.3931 that depends on what you're in for. Serious violent offenses, yeah you'll be in a federal prison where rape and murder happens. For minor offenses, the inmates actually have it pretty damn cozy. In my local jail here in South Dakota, inmates on work release can buy game consoles and play video games in their cells. After talking with a few people that have been through the local jail, I've concluded I had it much worse during boot camp, than they ever had it incarcerated.
@mr.sheepo5962
@mr.sheepo5962 Жыл бұрын
he forgot to mention how well the top 1% in america can easly avoid taxes, other than that, yep all accurate.
@dansmith1661
@dansmith1661 Жыл бұрын
The top 20% can easily dodge taxes.
@aidenaune7008
@aidenaune7008 Жыл бұрын
I dont understand, why complain that some people managed to avoid being robbed? most people agree that taxation is theft, but when they see that the rich found ways to avoid it, they get upset?
@romanc7658
@romanc7658 Жыл бұрын
​@@aidenaune7008 probably because the rich have enough money anyways It could also be a Robin Hood kinda thing, where if the rich pay more they could take less from the poor and still have the same amount of money
@jonathanraithel1025
@jonathanraithel1025 Жыл бұрын
@@aidenaune7008 Let me translate your comment to 1780s French: "I don't understand. Why do the peasants complain about not having food, but when they see the aristocracy having a banquet, they get upset?" There is a difference between poor people paying a higher tax rate on wages that still are not enough to survive on, when the rich are rigging the game so that they can get a 7th megayacht. Or, if you still don't get it, it's the difference between stealing a homeless person's bag of chips vs. a waiter spitting into the food of a wealthy but rude patron who didn't tip the last time they came into the restaurant.
@aggravatedstrawberry
@aggravatedstrawberry Жыл бұрын
​@@jonathanraithel1025maybe don't be so dumb with your moeny and actually save it. Or you could get a higher paying job. Stop blaming others for your own shortcomings. It's your own fault you're poor.
@CrystalKyryn
@CrystalKyryn Жыл бұрын
lol this is actually hilarious. good job lando
@supersonicslashx4741
@supersonicslashx4741 4 ай бұрын
I find it insane that they tax your (already taxed) money whenever you purchase something
@trainerstone
@trainerstone Жыл бұрын
You do in fact have to pay taxes while in prison if you have enough income (from real estate property, investments, etc.).
@Celticassassin23
@Celticassassin23 Жыл бұрын
And also do labour for exploitative pay in private jails who pay the government to give them more people to work, cause thats apparently fine
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
Only if you sell your investments, 👀
@trainerstone
@trainerstone Жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz ...or have income from them.
@trainerstone
@trainerstone Жыл бұрын
@@Celticassassin23 AND that pay can just goes towards commissary credit.
@CooperReviewsSports
@CooperReviewsSports 9 ай бұрын
Don’t care what your political or government position. I think everyone should know that the amount the U.S government charges in taxes is criminal. It’s like they want punish people for working.
@tryhardl1839
@tryhardl1839 Жыл бұрын
“I challenge you to contact us sir” lmfao
@redeagle395
@redeagle395 Жыл бұрын
2:30 literally how it works in egypt not even sarcasm at this point
@jasondyrkacz8270
@jasondyrkacz8270 Жыл бұрын
That's how it works anywhere with a government.
@mr.g.culinary
@mr.g.culinary Жыл бұрын
😂😂 but sure, we need 87,000 more IRS agents, with guns “To go after the rich, amirite?"
@blueboss2o1
@blueboss2o1 Жыл бұрын
So true, yet so sad 😔
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
I know🫠
@T3SS3R4ACT
@T3SS3R4ACT Жыл бұрын
instead of raising or lowering taxes, what we really need is someone who actually uses all f*cking the money we give them.
@8015908
@8015908 Жыл бұрын
"From the goodness in your heart, donate" -less than 1% is used for the actualy cause
@user-1zUm1
@user-1zUm1 6 ай бұрын
"Welcome to the Government"😂
@YFZriderdude15
@YFZriderdude15 Жыл бұрын
Hands down the best video I've ever seen from you. This is hilarious.
@jamess6853
@jamess6853 7 ай бұрын
I'm out 5 figures a year, and the bridge down the road has been under construction for two terms. What the f*** is happening right now.
@Anne91000
@Anne91000 Жыл бұрын
This is why I want to move to Denmark.
@timeisnowboltz770
@timeisnowboltz770 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that'll make you miss our taxes for sure!
@Xtermy
@Xtermy Жыл бұрын
​@@timeisnowboltz770 But not the tax filing bs though, because normal countries don't participate in that circus.
@chrono9503
@chrono9503 Жыл бұрын
@@timeisnowboltz770 The amount of tax isnt nearly as big of a problem than actually paying the taxes.
@twofacedzay1516
@twofacedzay1516 Жыл бұрын
Atleast your tax money is being put to good use in Denmark
@kaderen8461
@kaderen8461 Жыл бұрын
have fun with more taxes
@benjaminthibieroz4155
@benjaminthibieroz4155 8 ай бұрын
"Only two things are certain in life: Death and Taxes. And one shall not relieve you of the other..."
@AshishDha
@AshishDha Жыл бұрын
it's funny because it's true!!!! LOLL @lando you DA man!
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@AirportPlaneSpotting
@AirportPlaneSpotting Жыл бұрын
“Why do you have a gun?” “This is America sir”
@theboogieman4362
@theboogieman4362 11 ай бұрын
Personally I think there should be classes that teach you the legal loopholes around taxes
@lad4830
@lad4830 5 ай бұрын
Your government is an entity whose entire purpose is to f*ck you over. US would collapse if all it's citizens understood how finance-related stuff works. Not just the US. Most countries are like that. You never really want to help the poor
@JudeJack22
@JudeJack22 Жыл бұрын
Bro beat the tax system
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
It’s a life hack👌🏻
@JudeJack22
@JudeJack22 Жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz thanks for replying bro I really appreciate it👍
@PumpkinDude314
@PumpkinDude314 Жыл бұрын
yeah is soposed to fix your roads and clear snow from said roads but we will do neither you will find potholes everywhere and when it snows good luck!
@defreezee
@defreezee Ай бұрын
As an American citizen I can confirm this is the most accurate thing I have seen yet
@Meanace208
@Meanace208 7 ай бұрын
The irony : if you go to jail for not paying taxes or - for example student loans - you can get a free college education in jail.
@ardayengec5076
@ardayengec5076 Жыл бұрын
DUDE I JUST GOT A TAX AD ABOUT NOT FORGETTING TAXES LOOOL
@firemonster3603
@firemonster3603 Жыл бұрын
Even the joker knows to never mess with the IRS
@RandomGamerCory
@RandomGamerCory 2 ай бұрын
This proving the joker is a truly a lil bitch
@7.3PSDA2
@7.3PSDA2 10 ай бұрын
100 percent accurate. and it has to STOP!!! this is sadden disgrace to We the people.
@daishoga
@daishoga Жыл бұрын
Great channel. Randomly showed up in my reels but totally worth watching!
@MorbidlyObeseChell
@MorbidlyObeseChell 5 ай бұрын
The idea behind that is the government doesn't know your deductibles, however most firms have accountants that report your salary, and your property and vehicles are already known. Meaning that you shouldn't have to figure it out as most people on income have no deductibles besides dependents, which normally are registered as a child or special needs adult in some database
@Nirmiti.
@Nirmiti. Жыл бұрын
They actually know the exact amount we owe them. In fact, a lot of other countries have people do basic math then sign. All on one piece of paper.
@boxxidraws7690
@boxxidraws7690 8 ай бұрын
Next If Charities were Honest
@jackthumbikomkandawire8591
@jackthumbikomkandawire8591 Жыл бұрын
"We can't just have you pooring up the place"
@AlexandreAmadodeCastro
@AlexandreAmadodeCastro Жыл бұрын
The jail part is amazingly smart
@crazyfries987
@crazyfries987 Жыл бұрын
Your videos are the best. Always funny😂
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
Thank youu❤
@hartfordhouse6997
@hartfordhouse6997 Ай бұрын
"Why do you have a gun?" "Because of all the money you 'gave' us."
@TheEXGamemaster
@TheEXGamemaster Жыл бұрын
Accurate to the Government 100%
@gamingnerdgirlz
@gamingnerdgirlz Жыл бұрын
refunds: give us 2-3 months. pay: well we want that now.
@neurtube5222
@neurtube5222 Жыл бұрын
He forgot about the child support tax will be waiting for you as soon as you get released 🤣 then it is off to jail
@khalidhassan9423
@khalidhassan9423 11 ай бұрын
if it wasn’t for stupid taxes i could’ve retired at 50
@Trashley652
@Trashley652 Жыл бұрын
"You're legally required to give us a portion of your paycheck every year." "You'll use that to help people and improve people's lives, right?" _glances towards the military_ "You'll use that to help people and improve people's lives... right?"
@jasondyrkacz8270
@jasondyrkacz8270 Жыл бұрын
Government: We're people so yes.
@yinyangyt8749
@yinyangyt8749 Жыл бұрын
Woo. Another long skit. I love them
@JudeJack22
@JudeJack22 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy is fluent at ‘tax’
@jasondyrkacz8270
@jasondyrkacz8270 Жыл бұрын
Also fluent in Mafia collection.
@viken3368
@viken3368 Жыл бұрын
American taxes go towards paying someone to build a metal thing, that then goes in a bigger metal thing that flies. This thing then gets help from many other metal things (all payed with taxes) to drop the first metal thing on a fabric thing half way acrosss the world.
@asphaltbrian9k938
@asphaltbrian9k938 Жыл бұрын
oooh lando be spittin' the truth 😂
@benperry8058
@benperry8058 Жыл бұрын
"why do you have a gun" off this is good
@davidt303
@davidt303 Жыл бұрын
"Oh, man."
@michellejackson8259
@michellejackson8259 Жыл бұрын
😂 We try, sir....
@zawraqhandari6935
@zawraqhandari6935 Жыл бұрын
COMMON GUYS!!!!! LETS GET THIS GUY TO 1MILLLL!!!!😫😫😫😊😊😊😊
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
You the best🙏🏼🙏🏼
@reiteration6273
@reiteration6273 2 ай бұрын
The funniest part is that Americans actually don't even pay that much tax compared to those of us in Europe. I've heard that there isn't even a federal income tax, it's just left up to the individual states to decide if they have one, and some actually choose not to. That's wild. No wonder you can't afford a proper healthcare system.
@Czestoamas
@Czestoamas 2 ай бұрын
If we’re required to give money to the IRS, we should be allowed to decide what is done with it Petition for there to be multiple categories, you can select when filling out your taxes that tell the government where your money should go
@PilotCharles
@PilotCharles Жыл бұрын
Why I quit my job and only work doing Uber Eats. None of my earnings from Uber Eats goes to the IRS which is awesome.
@NickDrinksWater
@NickDrinksWater 7 ай бұрын
this is brutally accurate lol
@SolidSquid1
@SolidSquid1 Жыл бұрын
In fairness the IRS has tried to make tax calculations automatic, but they were blocked by legislators after TurboTax's owner paid lobbiests huge amounts of money, and still do every year
@YFZriderdude15
@YFZriderdude15 Жыл бұрын
This is beyond f*@**ed up, because Turbotax is crazy expensive, and unless you wanna spend 12 hours doing your taxes, you've got to buy it every year.
@Mr.Entity303
@Mr.Entity303 Жыл бұрын
Thanks, this is educational
@landokalriz
@landokalriz Жыл бұрын
Have to educate the next generation
@shaunsmith9801
@shaunsmith9801 Жыл бұрын
"Can't have you pooring up the place..."
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